How Every Minecraft Mob Acts when you leave…

0:00 What does every mob in [music] Minecraft do when you log on?

0:04 Huh?

0:04 From pigs to wardens and even scary myths, it's time to find out.

0:08 And the easiest way to test this is with a little command.

0:10 And since this is a hardcore world,

0:12 if we run the command/kill and die, the game no longer thinks we exist.

0:17 But we can go into spectator mode,

0:19 type in game mode survival, and we're back in the same world.

0:22 Normally, this wouldn't work, but now we can spy on mobs freely.

0:25 Oh my god.

0:26 Wait, he said a pig.

0:27 Oh, wait.

0:28 Hold on.

0:28 thing might look like a pig, but this thing is not moving like a pig.

0:31 Are they talking in chat?

0:33 Ah, finally we can walk like normal.

0:36 But they have numbers, dude.

0:38 Okay, if pigs are doing this, just imagine what the other mobs are like.

0:42 Now, what mob are we going to see?

0:43 Maybe we're going to see a cow next.

0:44 Maybe a chicken.

0:45 Oh, wait a second.

0:47 That's not a cow.

0:48 That's not a chicken.

0:49 That's an enderman.

0:50 They like they're like raising their hands

0:52 and their head movement is so different.

0:55 It just like I don't know what they're they're sitting in water.

0:59 They're literally like in a hot tub.

1:00 The reason this is crazy is because Enderman hate water in Minecraft.

1:04 Normally they take damage or they teleport.

1:07 But whenever we're not looking, they're taking a bath.

1:10 I got to confront them.

1:11 If they see me, what do they do?

1:13 We're going to reveal ourselves in 3 2 1.

1:16 Hello, boys.

1:19 WHAT DID I SAY?

1:20 OKAY, so here's what I'm thinking.

1:21 Because I look like Preston.

1:24 Obviously, the Enderman are going to act normal when they see me.

1:26 But what if I could blend in and morph as Oh yeah.

1:29 Did you hear that?

1:30 A cow.

1:31 He moved at the right time.

1:32 Come here.

1:34 Yes, we are.

1:35 Now, now that we're a cow, surely the mobs will act normal.

1:39 Enderman 031, I think he's gone now.

1:42 We can chill again.

1:43 Oh.

1:44 Oh.

1:45 Oh, boy.

1:45 Are they really?

1:46 Look at They came back immediately.

1:48 I'm just a cow eating grass.

1:50 That's right.

1:51 I almost feel like, you know, where are their pearls [music] at?

1:54 Cuz I Are those chickens?

1:58 Wait, are these chickens flying in a formation?

2:01 Was that the flying bee?

2:02 I don't think chickens fly.

2:04 Like, they flap their wings,

2:05 but I don't think they're supposed to be able to actually fly.

2:08 Where did you go, chickens?

2:09 Oh my gosh.

2:10 Now I'm just stuck with this cat.

2:11 Maybe the cats do something when we're not watching.

2:14 They're not doing anything different.

2:16 He's just meowing and Oh my gosh, you got to be kidding me.

2:18 Another reason to not like cats.

2:21 They're working alongside the creepers.

2:24 You know, normally cats would scare creepers away.

2:27 That's the whole point of having a cat or an ocelot.

2:30 But here, they're mingling.

2:31 Also, are they they built?

2:35 Huh?

2:34 They built.

2:35 This has just got me feeling all kinds of ways now.

2:38 You know, now scram.

2:39 They are coming.

2:40 Okay, says the cat.

2:41 Who's coming?

2:42 Wait, who's coming?

2:43 I don't Oh, who is that?

2:46 A villager.

2:46 What is the v Oh my gosh.

2:48 should even think about what villagers are doing when we're not looking.

2:50 Man, I got to go check on that villager.

2:51 Where'd he go?

2:52 Buffalo Joe, come back here.

2:53 This is weird.

2:54 First of all, why were the creepers and cats worried about the villager coming?

2:58 And where did he go?

2:59 This guy is like an Olympic sprinter.

3:02 He's just gone.

3:03 He said, "I'm Euzanne Bolt.

3:04 Give me my McDonald's nuggets." I have no idea where the villager went.

3:07 I'm going back to the cave that had the creepers

3:09 and the cats just to see if there's a villager over there.

3:12 Yo, do they know something I don't know?

3:13 Oh, I forgot we can talk to the Where did they go?

3:18 Cats and creepers don't have arms,

3:20 so how did they even pick up the wool and juke boxes and say yeamus spaghamus?

3:24 [music] Why are they trying to hide themselves from villagers?

3:26 That's the most suspicious thing I've been able to put together so far.

3:29 I got a bad feeling about this, huh?

3:33 I'm sorry.

3:34 Becoming a cow.

3:34 I got to find a village, right?

3:36 Because if we find the village, we find the villagers.

3:38 We can see what they're up to.

3:40 The village has got to be yonder, maybe left, right.

3:42 That is not a village.

3:44 That is a mansoon.

3:45 We have to stay focused.

3:46 Remember, we have to find a village.

3:49 But I think it's okay for us to look

3:50 at the mansion because this might give us a clue.

3:53 Maybe the pillagers are doing something crazy,

3:56 which tells us a little bit more about the upcoming villagers.

3:58 Okay, here we go.

3:59 Yeah.

3:59 Yeah.

4:00 Yeah.

4:00 This is good.

4:00 This is good.

4:01 Where's the pillagers, though?

4:02 Oh, I'm seeing something.

4:03 There's a hole in the mansion.

4:05 Wait, there's a lot of holes.

4:06 Oh, there's some destruction.

4:08 Where is the vindicators?

4:10 Not a single iller.

4:12 Is there even a jail with a none?

4:14 Oh, this thing is absolutely empty.

4:17 Tempty.

4:18 I'm getting kind of I'm getting kind of weird feel.

4:19 Oh, whoa.

4:20 Whoa.

4:20 Hold on.

4:20 Hold on.

4:21 Whoa.

4:21 What is this?

4:22 Whoa.

4:23 They have taken us and destroyed our home.

4:26 Be on high alert for them.

4:28 Wait.

4:28 Who is them?

4:29 And what does Who left these?

4:32 Wait.

4:32 The only people who can left these signs would be illers.

4:34 But who would illers be on high alert for when they think we're not looking?

4:40 Are the villagers actually the illers?

4:43 I feel like that's what may be happening right now.

4:45 This gave us the clue we needed.

4:46 But remember, now we have to find a village.

4:49 Otherwise, my milk is going to start getting sour.

4:51 What was that sound?

4:52 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

4:53 Hello.

4:53 That sounded like a plumber plumbing.

4:55 Was that a slime?

4:56 That's got to be a slime cuz we're near a Oh, that Oh gosh.

4:59 It's It's a squid.

5:01 WHAT?

5:01 THEY WALKING ON DRY LAND.

5:03 [music] That is not supposed to happen.

5:04 Squids are supposed to be in the water.

5:06 Oh, and now they're separating.

5:08 It's a squid scramble.

5:09 You're telling me when we're not looking.

5:12 The squids are walking on land.

5:15 Oh, and the drowned zombies are just walking.

5:18 Drowned.

5:18 I have always hated using trident.

5:21 That is literally what?

5:22 And they always attack us when they spawn with it.

5:24 And now you're going to tell me that pigs are going to start flying.

5:26 I'm going to look up and pigs are going to be flying.

5:27 Watch.

5:28 And thank God at least at least the pigs are not flying.

5:31 Oh no, I see a village.

5:33 Oh man.

5:33 Oh, hey.

5:35 This is the trident that one of the drowns dropped.

5:37 I'm going to keep that, you know,

5:38 just in case the villagers are actually as spicy as we think they are.

5:42 Pop quiz.

5:43 How do we think the villagers are going to act?

5:45 Actually, the pop quiz is down below.

5:47 How do you think the villagers are going to act?

5:49 I'm thinking they could be demonic like illers.

5:52 They also could be very generous and misunderstood.

5:55 Or the third option, demonic.

5:58 Wa wa wa.

5:58 There's no villagers here.

6:00 The doors are left open.

6:01 Oh, the golem is here acting.

6:03 Look at this golem acting all normal, non-zestylike.

6:07 Where's the villagers?

6:09 Oh.

6:09 Oh.

6:10 Well, hello there.

6:10 Wait, they're they're just normal.

6:12 Oh, or are they?

6:14 There's no way that I'm finding all

6:16 these hints and clues throughout about villagers being demons.

6:20 First, it was the cats and creepers saying,

6:22 "Run." And then a villager passed by.

6:24 Then, we go into a mansion where the villagers are supposed to be, and it says,

6:28 "Beware of them." They have to be talking about the villagers,

6:31 but they seem so normal.

6:33 What if they're bluffing?

6:34 They could be hiding something.

6:35 Some deep dark secret.

6:36 And I just don't know.

6:37 I got to inspect this place, man.

6:39 Like, [music] what is this?

6:40 What is that?

6:41 What is What is that?

6:42 Is that like a secret stairway?

6:44 Oh, no.

6:44 Okay, it's just Well, all right.

6:46 What about this one?

6:47 Oh.

6:47 Oh.

6:48 Oh.

6:48 Oh.

6:48 What?

6:52 I almost just choked on air.

6:53 What was he doing?

6:54 Oh, I seen this villager splinting.

6:56 You I think we're on to something.

7:00 I know you heard.

7:01 Tell me you heard what I just heard.

7:03 Pistons being activated.

7:04 Some redstone.

7:06 You'd be correct.

7:06 Look at this giant hole where there's a perfectly placed button beneath.

7:12 You will never find this in a regular villager home ever.

7:15 That's got to be activating the brick.

7:18 Oh no.

7:19 Oh no.

7:19 Oh no.

7:19 My udders are too thick.

7:21 I can't fit.

7:23 Wait, what is this?

7:24 My transformation is ending.

7:25 I have a Okay, I'm I'm normal.

7:28 Wait, this could be bad.

7:29 Oh, okay.

7:30 Well, you know what?

7:31 The good thing about this, I can actually fit

7:33 down the ladder now that I'm not a cow.

7:34 Let's just be a little careful.

7:35 Little careful.

7:36 Sneaky.

7:37 Are we finally going to figure out what

7:38 the heck is going on with these villagers, man?

7:40 Shh.

7:41 Gentle, gentle.

7:41 Little bit of time.

7:42 Oh, I made it sound.

7:44 Hey yo, what is he doing there?

7:46 It's like he knew we were coming.

7:48 Was somebody there?

7:48 Oh no.

7:49 Running, running, running, running.

7:51 Please do not be chasing me.

7:52 He's chasing me.

7:53 He's chasing me.

7:54 [laughter] Oh my gosh, he's got so much HP.

7:57 Oh, please tell me this chest has something in it.

7:59 Oh yes, Netherite pickaxe.

8:01 YAY.

8:02 HE DIDN'T DIE.

8:03 OH, HE DID DIE.

8:04 Thank god.

8:04 Oh, why did I bring the Why did I pick the pickaxe?

8:06 Why did I pick the pickaxe?

8:08 There was a sword in there, wasn't there?

8:09 There definitely was.

8:10 Okay, well.

8:11 Oh, do we become a villager?

8:15 I didn't even think about that.

8:16 I'm going to be honest.

8:16 I was just trying to survive.

8:17 He was definitely out for blood.

8:19 He was trying to kill me.

8:21 We're finally in the villager secret layer.

8:22 What the heck is going on down here?

8:25 Wait, is this a prison where the villagers are keeping the illers?

8:29 No freaking way.

8:31 Wait a second.

8:32 No, not just villagers.

8:33 They got creepers.

8:35 This makes sense.

8:35 Remember the creepers were terrified down here.

8:38 We got the iron Wait, why would the villagers have the iron golem trap?

8:41 They're literally the protectors.

8:42 Well, when we're watching that, they're protectors.

8:45 I mean, man, they got ravagers trapped.

8:47 This is getting kind of wicked out here, guys.

8:49 Oh, yep.

8:49 There's the Alas.

8:51 You know what?

8:52 I was just about to ask where's the main base.

8:54 Conveniently, we have main base signs now.

8:57 Okay, let's practice before we go down here.

8:59 We might find some other villagers.

9:00 First of all, please subscribe.

9:02 Second of all, let's see if we can walk like a villager.

9:04 Looks good.

9:04 Just need a little bit of practice if we sneak.

9:07 Okay, that's suspicious.

9:08 Villagers do not do that.

9:09 They definitely do not look like that.

9:11 Okay.

9:11 Oh.

9:11 Oh, and I'm hearing a villager.

9:12 Let's practice.

9:15 Pretty good.

9:16 Passable.

9:16 Have you heard the new evil plan the boss is announcing?

9:19 [music] Yeah, he is announcing it at the main base.

9:22 So, they are evil.

9:24 Yeah, seems like a big deal.

9:27 I always knew villagers were evil.

9:28 I always said villagers were evil.

9:30 Nobody believed me.

9:31 Not my wife and not my lawyer.

9:32 Now look at me.

9:33 He seems serious.

9:35 Yeah, he does.

9:37 Why do you think he's so serious?

9:40 We're trying to get information.

9:41 Take the bait.

9:42 Take the bait.

9:43 You beautiful eyebrow people.

9:45 I think because of the player.

9:47 Oh, wait.

9:48 They're talking about us.

9:49 That means when they think we're not looking, they're talking about us.

9:53 That's crazy.

9:54 And they just call us the player.

9:55 At least give us a good name.

9:57 Like we we call you villagers.

9:59 You can get call us the players.

10:00 At least call me like player.

10:02 Uh they're not giving me any more information.

10:04 No more information.

10:05 Where would this port uh just in case?

10:08 Okay.

10:08 Well, you know, I I got to try.

10:09 I got Man, villagers are weird for that.

10:14 All right.

10:14 So, we know we're close to the main base.

10:16 We had this sign, but it What?

10:19 No.

10:20 You do you really think that they would build a main base inside of the Nether?

10:24 I mean, who knows?

10:25 I mean, they're already talking about us whenever we're not seeing them now.

10:28 Maybe they are building main bases in the Nether.

10:30 Oh, this is going to be freaking nuts.

10:33 So, did it just break?

10:34 Hey, you look suspicious.

10:36 Tell me what is a villager's favorite ore.

10:39 Okay, if it's not emerald, this guy's an idiot.

10:42 Obviously, right, it's emerald.

10:44 Oh, now I'm second guessing myself.

10:45 Okay.

10:45 But if I take too long, it's a bit suspicious.

10:47 It's got to be emerald.

10:47 Everyone knows villagers actually hate emeralds.

10:50 What do you mean?

10:51 Red alert.

10:52 It's the player.

10:53 Everybody get him.

10:54 That's Oh, this is blasphemy.

10:55 This is This is not real.

10:57 So, even when we're not watching them, they don't even like emeralds.

11:01 That's literally what they're known for.

11:03 Oh god.

11:03 Okay, maybe I've lost them.

11:04 Oh, WE HAVE NOT LOST THEM.

11:07 GO, GO, GO.

11:08 Open the door.

11:08 Open the door.

11:09 Eat those stairs, idiots.

11:10 I'm going.

11:11 I'm going.

11:11 I'm going.

11:12 I'm going.

11:12 I don't know if they're able to follow me.

11:13 Did I block them?

11:15 And oh, they're coming.

11:16 Run.

11:17 Oh.

11:17 Oh, chicken.

11:18 Come here.

11:18 Come here.

11:18 Come here.

11:19 Oh, I'm a chicken.

11:20 I'm a chicken.

11:20 Oh, hide the evidence.

11:22 I'm a I'm a chicken.

11:23 [clears throat] Oh, look at him.

11:25 Wait, only one followed us.

11:26 There was like 10 chasing us.

11:28 Look at this.

11:29 Look at this guy.

11:29 We don't look around.

11:31 Yeah.

11:32 Little does he know,

11:32 I actually graduated high school with a degree in chickenology.

11:35 He is gone.

11:37 Yeah, he is.

11:38 But he's not.

11:39 He's a chicken.

11:40 Good thing we now know where the main base is.

11:42 It has to be in that portal.

11:44 Bad thing.

11:45 The villagers broke the portal.

11:47 They're on to us as well.

11:48 So, how do we get into the main base?

11:51 If the portal is broken, it's worth a shot.

11:54 But maybe if we activate a ruined portal,

11:57 we can still get to the main base because that would take us to the Nether.

12:00 It's worth a shot.

12:01 Wo!

12:02 What the What is this?

12:04 I mean, this is weird.

12:07 Okay, now what is this?

12:08 What is this thing?

12:09 Is this going to help us find the ruined portal?

12:12 Wait, wait, hold on.

12:13 Maybe there's a ruined portal inside of here.

12:16 Oh, this is not looking like a ruined portal.

12:18 What is this?

12:19 Beef drink.

12:20 Beef burger.

12:22 Beef nut.

12:23 The chickens are eating cows.

12:25 I thought the chickens were innocent this entire time.

12:27 No, they're monsters.

12:29 They're literally eating cows.

12:31 What is this?

12:32 Okay, next thing you're going to tell me.

12:32 I'm going to look behind me and the restaurant's going to be called Beef Filt.

12:36 Mc Beef Filet.

12:37 Close enough.

12:38 Oh, that's disgust.

12:39 Get me to this ruin portal.

12:40 Get me to this ruin portal because my appetite is ruined.

12:45 Oh, what just happened?

12:47 The moment I transformed back into a player, the chickens hid the restaurant.

12:52 I can't believe it, man.

12:53 I'm never going to look at chickens the same way again.

12:55 Is that ruin portal?

12:57 Oh, yes, it is.

13:00 Skeleton.

13:00 Oh, because it's night time almost.

13:02 I hate being [music] out at night.

13:04 I will make a shelter.

13:06 Wait, the skeletons do not like being out at night.

13:09 What do you mean?

13:10 You burn during the daytime.

13:11 Well, when we look at you, you do.

13:13 He's literally building a a a This is like He's building a dirt house.

13:17 This is what every beginner player does in Minecraft.

13:20 Here we are thinking that skeletons roll big, bad, and fearless.

13:24 And no, they don't even they're afraid of dark.

13:26 We're going to need a little bit of flint.

13:28 You know what we need?

13:28 We need a flint and steel.

13:30 There might be flint and steel inside the chest.

13:32 Come on, give me that flint and steel FOR JACK BLACK.

13:36 OH, BEAUTIFUL.

13:37 Didn't have the flint and steel, but I had everything we needed.

13:40 Remember, we're going into the Nether to find the villagers main base.

13:43 We don't know if it's going to work,

13:45 but this is our best chance of finding them.

13:47 Let's place these last couple blocks down.

13:49 Ignite that portal, and let's scoodle a boodle.

13:52 Wish me luck, captains.

13:54 Hey yo, hey yo.

13:56 What is that?

13:57 Oh my gosh, there's a The gas.

14:00 Oh no, no, no, no.

14:01 The gas are not flying and instead they're walking on the land like squids.

14:03 This is disgusting.

14:05 They're not even making their normal gas sounds.

14:07 You know, they always sound like he's walking on me, man.

14:12 This is like I'm in a I feel like I'm in a car in the car wash.

14:15 You know the little tentacles that just hit you flap on your car.

14:19 The gas don't care at all.

14:21 I'm in player form.

14:23 Normally, whenever we've been in player form,

14:25 the mobs would start acting normal.

14:29 But the gas don't care at all.

14:31 Oh, wait a second.

14:32 I think I know why.

14:34 Look at the gas.

14:35 If we look really closely at the gas space, their eyes are closed.

14:39 That might make sense.

14:40 Okay, their eyes are closed.

14:42 We have solved that.

14:43 But now that we're in the Nether, I do not see a main villager base anywhere.

14:48 But we could have just spawned in a totally different area.

14:51 Oh man.

14:52 Oh.

14:52 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

14:53 Hold on.

14:53 What is that sound?

14:54 I just heard a a sound of sounds,

14:56 and I don't know if I've heard that sound before.

14:58 There's This biome is empty.

15:00 Oh, advancement made a terrible fortress.

15:03 Wait, does that mean a a fortress is nearby?

15:05 Wait, what is that on the ceiling?

15:07 Wait, what is that?

15:08 Wait a second.

15:09 What the Wait, dude.

15:10 This is this a mansion.

15:11 This kind of looks like a mansion.

15:13 Did we just find the villager?

15:14 I think we found the villager's base.

15:16 This has got to be their main base.

15:17 It's like up, but how do I get there?

15:20 Now we got to find a way up.

15:21 Huh?

15:22 Am I close?

15:23 Oh, we got to be getting close.

15:24 I'm seeing bedrock.

15:25 That's the top of the Nether.

15:27 But where is the main base?

15:29 It's nowhere to be found.

15:30 We saw it directly above us when we were

15:32 down in the Crimson Forest literally like 10 seconds ago.

15:34 Hello, Crimson Forest.

15:36 So, what?

15:37 Oh, no.

15:38 Now, you can't tell me that's not the villager's main base.

15:40 We're hearing them.

15:41 They've got to be Wait, the main base is above the Nether.

15:46 Normally, you can only get above the Nether if

15:47 you have creative mode or if you know the glitch, [music] how to break bedrock.

15:52 So, either the villagers have creative mode or they know how to break bedrock.

15:56 Demons, zesty demons, not disguised.

16:00 Villagers could be armed, they could have security, I could die.

16:05 If this is their main base, their security has got to be at an all-time high.

16:09 Okay.

16:10 And we're going to take a look in 3 2 1.

16:13 Hello.

16:14 What?

16:14 It It's empty.

16:15 No way.

16:16 This [music] Hello.

16:17 Oh, no.

16:18 It's not.

16:18 What is that?

16:19 Oh, that is definitely the bottom that we

16:21 saw when we were in the crimson forest.

16:23 This has got to be the main base.

16:25 This is like It's like a mansion.

16:27 We can't let our guard down, though.

16:28 Just because we don't see any security doesn't mean there isn't security.

16:32 Scanning the area right now.

16:34 Scanning.

16:34 Scanning.

16:35 Scanning.

16:36 Okay.

16:36 Nothing up top.

16:37 Down below.

16:38 Oh, hold on.

16:39 I'm seeing a bald villager head.

16:41 So, there's at least one villager here.

16:43 Okay.

16:43 Oh, there he is.

16:44 There he is.

16:45 Is that a throne or is that a No, no, no.

16:47 That's not a throne.

16:48 It's like a security outpost.

16:50 Hold.

16:50 I got to zoom in.

16:51 I got to see what it says.

16:52 There's signs, but I can't see it.

16:54 Okay, wait for him to turn around.

16:55 We got to go this way.

16:56 Nice.

16:57 What do the signs [music] say?

16:58 Yep, it says security.

17:00 Security.

17:01 Oh.

17:01 Oh.

17:01 Oh, he almost saw us.

17:02 Almost saw us.

17:03 All it says is security.

17:04 What is that supposed to mean?

17:05 I know I can take one villager.

17:07 The problem is what if they activate the alarm like

17:09 they did when we were downstairs in that villager house?

17:12 We can't take the chance.

17:13 I need to figure out how to lure him out

17:15 here so I can kill him and get his disguise.

17:17 I have literally no way to make him come out here.

17:19 I could try to light a fire, maybe.

17:21 I don't think that's going to work.

17:23 Oh my gosh.

17:23 Wait.

17:24 Oh, wait.

17:25 Oh, I got the idea.

17:26 There's dripstone on the ceiling.

17:29 Do you see that?

17:30 Hold on.

17:30 Right [music] here.

17:31 Dripstone.

17:32 Okay, so now the thing is this might work.

17:35 It might not work.

17:35 Does anybody know if you hit dripstone with a trident, does it actually fall?

17:39 Because when Drestone falls, it makes a really big sound.

17:43 Plus, it drops on the ground.

17:45 Then I can sneak up behind him and I'm just gonna have to pickaxe him to death.

17:49 Three, two, one.

17:51 Please hit.

17:51 Please hit.

17:52 Yes.

17:53 Oh, bullseye.

17:55 Bullseye.

17:55 Okay, here we go.

17:57 Slow, slow, slow.

17:58 Yeah.

17:58 What was that?

17:59 Huh?

17:59 Why don't I have a pickaxe?

18:01 Three, two, one.

18:02 Don't you dare turn [music] around right now.

18:03 Stop it.

18:05 Hey, thank god that villager was low HP, man.

18:07 Why do I I need to get I need the trident.

18:09 Did he take the trident?

18:10 The trident's gone.

18:11 Where did my trident go?

18:12 I'm stuck with nothing but a pickaxe, but at least I'm a villager again.

18:15 Is this the main base?

18:16 I feel like we're we're so close.

18:17 We're at the This has got to be like the entrance to the main base.

18:21 Remember the villagers were talking about this crazy evil boss.

18:25 He's got to be here.

18:26 This is the main base.

18:27 Oh, wo.

18:28 This is the inside.

18:29 This looks like a coliseum.

18:32 Hm.

18:32 Villagers.

18:33 Oh, wait.

18:33 This is villager 0000.

18:35 Is this the main boss?

18:36 We are the greatest empire this world has ever known.

18:40 Oh my gosh.

18:40 This is the b 100%.

18:42 This is the evil boss.

18:43 We are a terror to all mobs and no one can stop us.

18:47 Look at how many villagers are here.

18:48 They're listening to this nonsense.

18:51 No one except for our greatest enemy.

18:54 He's got to be talking about the player.

18:56 The player is us.

18:58 Oh yeah.

18:58 Oh, I What did I say?

19:00 That's We know what this means.

19:03 The player.

19:04 Now he's demonstrating to his villagers what you should be doing to the players,

19:08 which is blowing them up.

19:10 You are demonic.

19:12 Okay, we got we got we can stop this, right?

19:14 After all this time, I have found the way to destroy him.

19:17 Meet him in the end, and I'll show you how we can stop him for good.

19:26 Fell from a high place.

19:28 Did he just die?

19:29 You didn't see that?

19:30 Okay.

19:30 Well, we clearly all did see that.

19:32 Well, you know what?

19:33 Here we go.

19:34 Yes, they are dangerous.

19:35 They are armed, but they are dumb.

19:38 We can use this to our advantage.

19:39 Oh, great.

19:40 Oh, great.

19:40 So, now they're all going to join their fearless leader who's dumb in the end.

19:44 We have to stop them.

19:45 We got to cut them off.

19:46 Can we get to the end before they get to the end?

19:48 [music] We're in the stronghold.

19:49 Did we beat the villagers to the end portal?

19:51 Tell me we did.

19:52 Tell me we did.

19:53 Tell me we did.

19:53 Where's the end portal?

19:54 This Oh my Hold on.

19:56 Hold on.

19:56 Wait a second.

19:57 Are those zombies reading books?

19:58 Yeah, I swear.

19:59 They're literally reading.

20:00 So, this is why the libraries exist.

20:03 Zombies use the library books to absorb knowledge.

20:07 Stay focused.

20:07 If these villagers find the end portal before us, it's all over.

20:10 It's just a lot to process at the same time.

20:12 It's just dead end after dead end.

20:15 No, it's not.

20:16 Oh no.

20:17 Tell me the portal's not activated.

20:18 Tell me it's not activated.

20:20 Put the chicken in the basket.

20:21 It's activated.

20:22 What do we do?

20:22 Do we do we still go in?

20:23 Do we still go in?

20:24 I don't know.

20:25 I could be going into a trap.

20:26 You know how on the other side of the end

20:27 portal is really easy to lay traps for players.

20:30 What did they have?

20:31 What did the villager 00 have?

20:33 TNT.

20:34 They could have TNT already on the other side

20:36 ready for me as I jump through this portal.

20:38 No, we just I just don't think we going in.

20:40 I think we got to stay over here.

20:41 Oh, you got to be kid.

20:42 Who did that?

20:43 Who Who did that?

20:43 Huh?

20:44 I'm alive.

20:44 There was no TNT on the other side.

20:46 You know, sometimes in life, you do just need a little bit of a push.

20:48 But it'd be nice if that person or thing

20:50 told you the villagers have definitely been in the end.

20:52 They built a staircase, but for what?

20:55 No Enderman.

20:57 No villagers.

20:58 But they definitely have been here.

21:00 Oh, they Yeah, they've been here.

21:01 What are those?

21:02 Are those like They've trapped the Wait, they Okay, villagers are great.

21:06 Villagers are zesty and they are demonic.

21:09 They have more prisons.

21:10 And this time they've trapped the Enderman.

21:12 Here they are.

21:12 They're trapped.

21:13 Oh, and I just realized we don't even have a boss bar.

21:15 Wait, there's no Ender Dragon, but his egg is gone.

21:17 Oh, but they've already beat the game because the portal is here.

21:20 This This means you've defeated the Ender Dragon.

21:22 This portal wouldn't be here otherwise.

21:24 Oh no, here he is again.

21:25 Villagers, there is only one way to get rid of the player.

21:28 We need to lag the entire world and crash his game.

21:32 We will start the machine in 30 seconds.

21:34 Wait, where are they starting this machine?

21:35 We got to stop that lag machine.

21:37 Where is it?

21:38 Are you kidding me?

21:39 You built You would build it up here.

21:41 Yeah, you would.

21:42 I can see the villagers toes.

21:43 We have like 20 seconds [music] left.

21:44 How do we stop this thing?

21:45 Okay.

21:45 Okay.

21:46 20 25 seconds.

21:47 See, normally if we had an ender pearl, [music] we would be okay.

21:50 Oh no.

21:51 I'm going to have to kill an enderman.

21:52 I have to kill the enderman because I got to become one so I could teleport.

21:55 Unless he could just give me his pearls.

21:56 Okay, now how do I teleport?

21:58 Right click, left click.

21:59 This is my first time being an Enderman.

22:01 Baming my keyboard.

22:02 Oh, it's it's control.

22:04 It's control.

22:05 No narrator.

22:06 Look.

22:06 Teleport.

22:07 Look.

22:07 Teleport.

22:08 Stop.

22:09 Stop it.

22:11 I'm tired of the narrator.

22:12 Oh, yes.

22:13 Here we go.

22:14 #0000.

22:15 We're teleporting to the top.

22:16 Stop it.

22:17 It's narrating what the villager is doing.

22:20 The villager said five.

22:22 No, you do not.

22:22 This has got to be the button.

22:24 Stop it.

22:24 Narator.

22:25 Did I turn the narrator off?

22:26 Is it me or the villagers all a sudden acting kind of normal?

22:29 Is it because I turned the lever off?

22:31 The villagers Why are they acting normal?

22:33 [music] Wait, wait a second.

22:35 Oh no.

22:35 What if it wasn't turned on?

22:36 Wait, did I turn on the lag machine?

22:38 There's a chance that I might have been the one who turned on the lag machine.

22:42 Oh, I definitely did that.

22:43 No.

22:44 Narrator, shut up.

22:45 I can't use the mouse cursor to select an element.

22:48 I'm This is not how it ends.

22:51 Shut up, narrator.

22:53 Where?

22:53 I got to get back in the world.

22:54 This can't be how it ends.

22:55 This can't be how it ends.

22:56 I'm back in.

22:56 I'm back in.

22:57 Oh, I'm no longer an Enderman.

22:58 Wait, why?

22:58 Why are we back at the village?

23:00 We've been here before.

23:01 Oh no.

23:02 Look, now they're acting normal that we've logged back in.

23:05 They might think we don't know, but we now know the truth.

23:08 When we're not looking, villagers are actually monsters,

23:12 but we know when we're not watching the villagers as a player,

23:16 they're up to no good.

23:18 Do not let them fool you.

23:19 The villagers were pretty evil.

23:22 But what are fish up to when you aren't paying attention?

23:25 Oh, did you hear that?

23:26 Oh, something's Oh, something's nearby.

23:27 Oh, thank god I'm in the trees.

23:29 What?

23:29 What is this?

23:31 Are those cod?

23:32 No.

23:32 Okay.

23:33 No, it's cod.

23:34 They're talking in chat.

23:35 Feels so good to walk like normal.

23:37 I know.

23:37 I was getting sick of the [laughter] water.

23:39 What do you mean fish don't get sick of the water?

23:42 If the codfish have legs, what are the other fish in Minecraft doing, man?

23:46 Blaze.

23:47 Wait, Blaze.

23:48 This is refreshing.

23:49 We're not in the Nether.

23:51 We're not in the Nether.

23:52 What?

23:52 Oh my.

23:53 Are these the places?

23:55 This is refreshing.

23:56 Yeah, it's hot out today.

23:58 They're just soaking in the pool.

24:00 This is Bro, this is disgusting.

24:02 This is This is Oh, wait.

24:04 Okay, now they're out of the water.

24:05 Why do they Do they see me?

24:06 Is that why they got out of the water?

24:07 Oh, this is bad.

24:08 This is bad.

24:09 Okay, where do we go?

24:10 Oh, I think the blazes might have spotted us.

24:12 I need to go kill I have to get a disguise.

24:13 Now, there is one way to get a disguise.

24:15 I need to kill a fish.

24:16 Not just any fish.

24:17 I need to kill one of those cod fish.

24:18 All right, I'm going to have to like I'm going

24:19 to have to like drop in on this fish like an assassin.

24:22 Oh, I see.

24:22 Oh, come on.

24:23 Come on.

24:23 Oh, come on.

24:24 You got to be running that way.

24:24 Yeah.

24:25 Yeah.

24:25 Come back this way.

24:25 Come back this way.

24:26 Oh, right.

24:26 Right here.

24:26 Oh, god.

24:27 There's two of them.

24:28 Okay, this one's turned back.

24:30 Oh my god.

24:30 I'm going for both.

24:32 I think the player is I told you I knew they were on to me.

24:35 The blazes were on to me.

24:37 Back to the water we go.

24:38 So, I'm telling you right now, mobs are just up to weird stuff.

24:41 Whatever.

24:42 They think we're not watching.

24:43 Blazes are taking bass.

24:45 We got codfish that have legs.

24:47 What's next?

24:48 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

24:49 What's behind me?

24:51 A villager.

24:52 Look at this guy.

24:53 Oh my god.

24:53 What is he doing?

24:55 Look at how sus this guy is, bro.

24:58 Villagers are so sus.

24:59 I'm telling you, I know this guy up to no good.

25:01 Do you think he's going to notice a fish with legs following him?

25:03 I'm going to like keep like a closeish distance.

25:06 Oh no.

25:06 Did he go up here?

25:07 Oh, there he is.

25:08 There he is.

25:08 Dude, it's hard to [music] keep track of the villager.

25:10 I can't see anything.

25:12 We should hurry before he is back.

25:14 Hopefully, there is good stuff.

25:15 Who is he and what stuff are we talking about?

25:17 No way.

25:18 They're talking about me.

25:18 Did they run away again, dude?

25:20 Stop running away.

25:20 Oh, don't tell me.

25:21 I lost villager.

25:22 I lost the track of villagers.

25:24 [snorts] Where did they go?

25:26 Oh, no.

25:26 Wait.

25:26 I think I might.

25:27 Oh, no.

25:27 Cuz they're talking about like, dude, they were talking about good stuff.

25:29 And they could be talking about the stuff that I had in my house,

25:32 which by the way is to the right.

25:33 Please.

25:34 Oh, I see it.

25:34 There it is.

25:35 There it is.

25:35 Oh, it looks good.

25:36 Oh, we're fine.

25:37 We're fine.

25:39 Well, we're not fine.

25:40 I [music] didn't even see that they're in the house.

25:41 Look at they're like a bunch of termites.

25:43 What are they doing in my home?

25:45 Wait, this guy, bro.

25:46 This guy's holding my crafting table.

25:49 I just got robbed.

25:50 I just got I don't even know if I can file a police report.

25:54 Who's the police?

25:55 Oh, they literally took everything.

25:56 Okay, my chest is gone.

25:58 Bed is gone.

25:59 Oh, bro.

25:59 This is so dirty.

26:01 I will not be robbed by villagers.

26:02 No, no, no.

26:03 I'm taking matters into my own hands.

26:04 They had to have gone this way.

26:05 I knew what they do.

26:06 Like, villagers are dirty, rotten thieves.

26:08 Where do you think they get all those emeralds?

26:09 They have no skills, no abilities in life.

26:12 Oh, I see them.

26:13 Look at them.

26:13 Look at them trying to migrate.

26:14 Yeah.

26:15 See, this is what they do.

26:16 They just steal from the poor.

26:17 Oh, you dirty rats.

26:19 Oh, speaking of dirty rats, wait, there's zombies in the windows.

26:22 Oh my gosh.

26:23 Wait, look at this.

26:24 You can see the legs of the zombies and the villagers in this giant house.

26:27 See, normally I would step in here.

26:29 Not today.

26:29 I'm thinking I let the zombie do the zombie thing.

26:31 Bro, I'm about to literally pull up a chair.

26:33 Yep, that's right.

26:34 I'm sitting down.

26:35 I'm about to watch this movie.

26:37 All right, that took a long time, but now [laughter] they should be all dead.

26:41 Are they dead?

26:42 Tell me, they're dead.

26:43 Hey, they're not dead.

26:44 really like the video.

26:46 Oh my god, what did they have in a war meeting?

26:48 I'm glad we could all get together again.

26:51 Implying that they've done this once before.

26:53 Yeah, this is nice.

26:55 Especially after getting some free loot.

26:57 Oh my god, dude.

26:57 He's talking about me.

26:59 He's talking about my stuff, dude.

27:00 All right, how do I get this?

27:01 I'm going to go um I'm going under here.

27:04 I'm going Oh.

27:08 Oh, what the invisible mob.

27:13 Hey.

27:12 Oh god.

27:12 Oh, is he talking to me?

27:13 Okay, he's not.

27:14 Did you get enough redstone [music] for it?

27:17 Not yet, boss.

27:18 Who's the boss?

27:18 Is the boss the the invisible guy?

27:20 We are very close to having enough.

27:22 Earlier, the one the the the thing um one

27:24 of the villagers was holding my redstone at my house.

27:27 They're collecting redstone.

27:28 Okay, party is over.

27:29 We need more.

27:30 I got I got a couple questions.

27:31 Who is this invisible guy?

27:32 Why do they need so much redstone?

27:34 Three.

27:34 This is not a party.

27:35 There's three mobs that I know can go invisible.

27:38 One, spiders, but you can see their eyes.

27:40 The second one would be a wandering traitor.

27:43 I hate those guys.

27:44 And third one, witch.

27:46 Like I need to start interrogating, but which one do we start with first?

27:50 Wo!

27:51 Turtle.

27:52 What is this?

27:52 This This is the the most normal mob we've seen today.

27:55 He's literally just a turtle.

28:00 I'm good.

28:00 Let's go follow him.

28:01 Let's go follow him.

28:02 A must have been the wind.

28:03 He go this way.

28:04 Oh, Sonic the Turtle Chog.

28:06 That guy's got a motor underneath his shell.

28:08 I swear.

28:09 Oh, [music] there he is.

28:10 There he is.

28:10 Yeah.

28:10 So what?

28:11 You're all a sudden fast.

28:12 Don't be He's pretending to be slow.

28:13 N we're not going to talk now.

28:15 Oh, is that a house?

28:16 What is this thing?

28:18 Who built this?

28:18 Don't be looking at me.

28:19 I don't remember building this house.

28:21 Who going to be building that?

28:22 Did the Enderman build this?

28:24 I really like this birch theme.

28:25 Oh my gosh.

28:27 Why do players normally use oak?

28:29 I told you I didn't build this.

28:31 It's an Enderman.

28:32 I get You know what?

28:33 Cuz I get it.

28:33 Cuz they could take blocks.

28:34 So, they pick up blocks, but when we're not watching,

28:37 they are actually building with the blocks that they steal from us.

28:39 But are they even good at building?

28:41 Like, let's let's just let's look inside.

28:43 All right, come on.

28:44 This looks like what Noob would build.

28:45 What is that?

28:46 Why is there TNT, bro?

28:47 What?

28:49 Dang it.

28:50 Wrong.

28:51 [laughter] Look at this.

28:53 Okay.

28:54 Smooth brain little Enderman.

28:56 Have you ever seen a little Enderman head?

28:57 It's the smallest part of their body cuz they got a tiny brain.

29:03 I'm going to be sick.

29:04 I'm going to be sick.

29:05 I'm watching a creeper.

29:07 I hate when that happens.

29:08 Did a creeper just say he he hates when an explosion happens to a home?

29:12 That is so wrong.

29:13 You literally are known for blowing up houses.

29:18 Did I hear a gloing?

29:20 Oh, I just saw the wandering traitor.

29:24 Oh my gosh, this guy.

29:26 Remember I told you that wandering traitors can go invisible?

29:29 That was one of them.

29:30 These guys are potion holics, man.

29:32 They don't know when to stop.

29:33 Yeah, I That's not a one ring trader.

29:36 That's a pig.

29:37 Oh, that's so wrong.

29:39 What are we No, just one ring traders when we're

29:42 not looking are just role playing as gorillas, cows, or pigs.

29:46 I'm done.

29:46 One ring traders also typically have a couple of llamas,

29:49 which we're seeing none of.

29:50 I never want to see this.

29:53 Oh, nothing about this is right.

29:55 Oh, nothing about this is right.

29:57 Why are they standing?

29:58 What?

29:58 You These are his llamas.

30:00 Normally they're the ones crawling on all fours.

30:03 Want a trade?

30:04 Is he talking to me?

30:05 No, I don't want your oil.

30:07 I don't want your spit.

30:08 You know, cuz llamas, they spit.

30:11 Emotional damage was suffered just now to be completely honest.

30:14 But at least we know it's not the wandering traitor that goes invisible,

30:18 which means there's only two more moms to investigate.

30:20 Spider and which honestly though,

30:22 I just don't think it's the [music] spider cuz we can see their eyes.

30:25 So maybe only one more mom needs to be investigated and that would be the witch.

30:29 Okay, we're in the swamp.

30:30 Oh, give me this witch's hut.

30:32 Oh, there it is.

30:32 This is where the witches spawn.

30:34 All right.

30:34 Oh, and look what she's holding.

30:37 You You can't hide that.

30:38 You can't.

30:39 You ain't slick.

30:40 Why were you invisible at the village?

30:42 What is the redstone for?

30:44 Look, look, look.

30:45 Looking around, huh?

30:46 Oh, wouldn't you like to know where I am?

30:48 Oh, wouldn't you like to know, huh?

30:50 Yeah, that's right.

30:51 Yes, you.

30:52 I'm always watching.

30:53 You got to like put the fear of God in them.

30:55 Or in this case, the fear of the fish.

30:57 I wasn't at the village.

30:58 Oh, playing dumb.

30:59 This is a classic.

31:01 Classic.

31:01 Huh?

31:02 Tell me the big secret.

31:03 I need to like pretend like I've got her black cat and I'm holding it hostage.

31:07 Uh, okay.

31:08 You got me.

31:08 [music] But it's not a secret.

31:10 Okay.

31:10 I don't like the way that the witch responded.

31:11 This is now I'm I'm not confident.

31:14 Whoa.

31:15 Where did witch go?

31:17 Everyone knows we are secretly villagers.

31:19 No, they don't.

31:19 No, they don't.

31:20 I know she's playing dumb.

31:21 That's it.

31:21 This which she think she gonna make a fool out of me.

31:23 Huh?

31:24 She [music] think she think it's gonna happen like that.

31:25 Huh?

31:26 Think it going to be like that?

31:27 I know she was the invisible mom.

31:28 I know it.

31:29 I know it.

31:30 Yeah, that's right.

31:31 Keep lurking.

31:32 Keep lurking.

31:32 I'm about to absolutely whack you.

31:36 That's what you get.

31:37 Oh, I keep forgetting.

31:38 And whenever we kill a mob, we become that mob.

31:40 Now I'm the witch.

31:41 Alicia.

31:41 Oh, guess what?

31:42 She dropped red stone.

31:44 I knew it, bro.

31:45 She freaking She guilty.

31:46 She's so guilty.

31:47 We think she was playing dumb.

31:49 So, what was she hiding in this hut?

31:51 Huh?

31:52 Oh, what is this?

31:53 Oh, what is this?

31:55 Oh, a trap door conveniently hidden under the cauldron.

31:59 Oh, I freaking knew it, dude.

32:02 Yeah, look at that.

32:03 Oh, no.

32:04 Going down.

32:04 Going down.

32:05 I don't feel guilty at all for killing her.

32:07 Huh?

32:07 She was definitely guilty.

32:09 Why else would you be hiding this?

32:12 Oh no.

32:13 Guards on duty.

32:14 What are the guard What are the guards look like?

32:16 Huh?

32:16 What are the guards?

32:16 I mean, they're just If they're villagers, that should be pretty easy.

32:19 Oh god, they're withers.

32:22 They're wither skeletons.

32:23 How am I supposed to get behind them?

32:24 God, how do they not see me?

32:26 They don't even see me.

32:27 They don't even They don't even see me.

32:28 Like, as long as we're not in their line of sight,

32:30 I don't think they can hear us.

32:32 So, each time they pass by, I just

32:33 kind of sneak and scoop inside right over here.

32:36 Bro, honestly, I'm I'm so glad it was wither skeletons.

32:39 I was thinking these guards were actually going to be good.

32:41 These guards are terrible.

32:42 I'm out.

32:43 I'm out, bro.

32:45 W main area ahead.

32:47 Please collect the pickaxe if needed.

32:49 Oh.

32:50 Oh, yeah.

32:50 Oh.

32:50 Oh.

32:50 Oh.

32:51 Oh.

32:51 I'll take that.

32:52 Upgrades, people.

32:53 But why would they need a pickaxe?

32:54 For what?

32:54 Oh, you got to be mining for something.

32:56 Wa.

32:56 No, no, no.

32:57 What are they mining for?

32:58 What if they're mining for redstone?

33:00 I knew it.

33:01 I knew it.

33:01 These guys can't get enough.

33:03 Zombies can use a pickaxe, too.

33:04 What?

33:05 And what's in the And what's in the chest?

33:07 I knew it.

33:07 Oh, I'm taking that.

33:09 Mhm.

33:09 Nope.

33:10 Give me that redstone.

33:11 When do you think the boss will have enough for the machine?

33:14 So, that's what they're trying to build.

33:16 But what kind of machine it?

33:17 Not sure it's worth it, though.

33:19 This is going to be the greatest revenge.

33:22 You mean the greatest revenge on me?

33:24 What have I done?

33:25 What have I done?

33:25 Huh?

33:25 Yeah, sure.

33:26 Maybe I've killed a couple th Oh, they're looking this way.

33:29 They're looking this way.

33:29 Where do we go?

33:30 Where'd we go?

33:30 Where do we go?

33:31 Oh, panic.

33:32 Panic.

33:32 The panic setting in.

33:34 Go this way.

33:36 No.

33:38 [music] How do they know?

33:39 How do they know?

33:39 Where they They Can they hear my inner thoughts?

33:41 I was literally around the corner.

33:42 Too many close calls, right?

33:43 Too many close calls.

33:44 Too many close calls.

33:44 Okay, we got a gate over here with some lava behind it.

33:47 Oh, another redstone mine.

33:48 Is this empty?

33:49 Empty redstone [music] mine.

33:50 Uh, yeah, more redstone in the chest.

33:52 Dude, they How much they got?

33:54 That's too much redstone.

33:55 All right, let's stop clmping around, dude.

33:56 These [music] the witch has got some fat feet, bro.

33:58 Okay, what's around the corner?

34:00 What bedrock?

34:01 Just a bedrock.

34:02 But I I heard I heard a [music] goat.

34:04 I heard a goat or a sheep, bro.

34:06 Look, there's the goat guard [music] post.

34:09 I think he's guarding whatever he's looking at.

34:11 What are you looking at?

34:12 Let me take a little peek.

34:15 The machine room.

34:16 So, this is it.

34:16 This is where they're constructing whatever the machine is.

34:19 Oh, dude.

34:19 How long is this hallway?

34:20 Oh my gosh.

34:21 Wait, what is that?

34:22 Wait, it's like a Look at this.

34:23 Look at this thing.

34:24 That's like a I can't tell if that's

34:25 a part of the machine or if that's something else.

34:27 It's like on the far left over there.

34:29 I need Okay, I'm going for a zoom in.

34:31 Okay, the sign says the machine room and then authorized mod.

34:34 Oh, why you looking at me?

34:35 Why are you looking at me?

34:36 Oh, don't be looking this way.

34:37 Hold on.

34:38 Oh my gosh, dude.

34:40 Oh, you know what it is?

34:41 It's the wheat seat in my inventory.

34:42 Y'all gave me a heart attack.

34:44 You think I could just go down this hallway if I give you guys the seed?

34:48 All right, I'm just going to go in there.

34:50 Oh my god.

34:51 I knew it.

34:51 I knew it.

34:52 What are you doing here?

34:53 You can't go through there.

34:54 I asked you and you didn't say anything.

34:56 We'll put THOSE WHAT, BRO?

34:59 THEY JUST BECAME LIKE MIKE TYSON WITH DIAMOND SWORD.

35:02 APPARENTLY, they are not chill.

35:04 All the way back at the beginning, huh?

35:06 And I'm not even the witch anymore, dude.

35:07 The only way I feel like we can get into the room and see

35:10 what the machine is is if we have the help of a really strong mob.

35:13 I'm in the deep dark.

35:14 This is the only place.

35:15 I was thinking iron golem and I was like,

35:17 "No, what's stronger than Iron Golem?" It's the warden, baby.

35:19 Okay, but before before we summon the warden, let's get a disguise.

35:22 I don't need this warden thinking I'm a player, bro.

35:24 I hope it's like something like sick.

35:25 Like, give me something super [music] strong,

35:27 something crazy any mob will do that's not a zombie.

35:31 Can I share a zombie?

35:32 Oh, he's setting the warden.

35:33 He's going to SPAWN THE WARDEN.

35:34 STOP IT.

35:34 OH, DUDE.

35:35 You summon the warden before I disguise.

35:37 No.

35:37 Stop.

35:38 Stop.

35:39 Stop.

35:44 Oh no.

35:45 No.

35:45 No.

35:46 No.

35:46 No.

35:46 Stop.

35:46 Okay.

35:47 Okay.

35:47 Stop.

35:47 You don't.

35:47 I just don't just kill me.

35:48 I changed my mind.

35:51 You just Oh my god.

35:56 He just He just ran away.

35:59 Why did he run away?

36:00 Where am I?

36:00 Am I my am I a One Punch Man?

36:02 Why is he wobbling his way?

36:03 He's wobbling.

36:04 Does he not like deals?

36:06 Come back.

36:09 Please don't hurt me.

36:10 What are you talking?

36:12 I know.

36:12 Are you telling me the warden's like he's like a softy?

36:15 What is he like a teddy bear?

36:16 Why would I hurt you when I'm asking for your help?

36:20 Oh no.

36:21 This is awkward.

36:22 Oh, I don't like it.

36:24 Everyone knows I'm actually weak.

36:25 You know, whatever you're doing right now, do it in private.

36:27 You don't got to do in front of me.

36:29 Maybe you should ask help from a mob over there.

36:32 I came all the way down here and this is great.

36:35 Wardens are apparently weak and they're they're cowards.

36:38 Wardens are apparently cowards.

36:40 So, we found out.

36:41 But he just said go over here to this direction

36:42 and there will be a mob that can help me.

36:45 The only thing over here is an import.

36:46 Oh, unless he's talking about the end dragon.

36:49 I could see that heard you needed.

36:51 No, you can't be real right now.

36:52 You can't be No, no, no, no, no, no.

36:56 I don't need help from a talking box.

36:59 Uh, yeah.

37:00 I need some help.

37:01 Do you know anyone strong?

37:04 I am.

37:06 Yeah.

37:06 And I'm Steve.

37:07 I seriously though, like I need someone strong.

37:11 No, I don't.

37:12 Like that's why I literally said watch this.

37:15 God, [music] I hate what I'm saying right now.

37:24 I'm going to be honest with you.

37:24 I hate what I I hate what I Well, okay.

37:27 So, solders have sleeper belts.

37:29 I take everything back.

37:30 I take it all back.

37:31 All right, he's following us.

37:32 Just let's let's keep going, dude.

37:34 Time to get revenge on those stupid guard sheep.

37:37 Oh boy.

37:38 Say hello to my little friend.

37:39 All right, keep following me.

37:40 Come on.

37:40 Yeah.

37:40 Yeah.

37:41 This way.

37:41 This way.

37:42 Just a bit more.

37:42 This way.

37:43 Yeah.

37:43 Keep her coming.

37:44 Oh.

37:44 Oh, shoot.

37:45 There they are.

37:46 Okay, there they are.

37:47 Take them out.

37:48 Yeah.

37:48 Go and get them.

37:49 Go and get them.

37:51 Go and get him.

37:52 Look at him go.

37:52 Oh, he just gets Give him the one two Shulkaroo.

37:56 Yeah.

37:56 Look at this guy, bro.

37:57 He's just fine.

37:58 beast and feast.

37:59 I'll never make fun of a Shulker for the next like minute of my life.

38:05 Hold on.

38:06 Celebration moment.

38:09 Oh man, that's as far as I can take you, bro.

38:11 That was honestly honestly What the Bro just box himself up.

38:16 Amazon primed himself away.

38:18 How do we get through this?

38:19 Can we just Can we just mine right through the gates, though?

38:21 Just don't do not sound the alarm.

38:23 Don't Don't do it.

38:28 I think we're good.

38:29 Oh, we're good.

38:29 We're good.

38:30 Oh, whoa.

38:31 Green man.

38:31 Green man.

38:32 Whoa.

38:33 Whoa.

38:33 Wait a second.

38:34 Wait a second.

38:35 Wasn't there just Wasn't there a The redstone machine thing was

38:38 right there where the the green jalapenos were and now it's gone.

38:42 Oh, my fellow green men.

38:43 Where did the machine go?

38:45 They moved the machine.

38:46 The boss is doing the big reveal down there.

38:48 Oh, dude.

38:49 Is he talking about the invisible guy?

38:50 Well, it can't be the invisible guy.

38:51 We killed the invisible guy.

38:52 It was the witch, remember?

38:53 Did they get a new boss or did we not even eliminate the invisible boss?

38:56 What's down here?

38:58 Oh my what?

39:00 This room is huge.

39:02 There's a couple of pieces of redstone left.

39:04 Wait, is this where they were building the machine?

39:06 Are you telling me the machine is this big?

39:08 Oh, no.

39:09 No, no, no.

39:10 They weren't kidding when they literally said the big

39:12 reveal because the machine's freaking big, you know.

39:15 Is it this way?

39:16 I mean, where else could they be doing the reveal?

39:17 It's got to be down here, right?

39:19 Oh, no.

39:19 No.

39:20 Yeah, this is this is it, bro.

39:22 Does that mean the witch was not the invisible boss?

39:24 I technically know anybody could be

39:25 the invisible boss with an invisibility potion.

39:28 Mobs of all the world, we have our differences,

39:31 but there is only one thing we can all agree on.

39:34 Oh, it's like a speech.

39:36 The player needs to be destroyed.

39:39 Don't call me the player.

39:40 I have a name.

39:47 You're a It's a piglin.

39:49 It's a piglin.

39:50 For too long, we have been farmed.

39:52 We've been forced to spawn and die just so he can have items.

39:56 Well, it's not wrong, but but now after all this time, we have the solution.

40:00 The machine.

40:01 With this lever flick, the machine has been activated.

40:03 In only 1 minute, it will complete the end.

40:07 In 1 minute.

40:08 Now, the only thing the player could do to stop us is Don't Stop typing.

40:11 Don't stop typing.

40:12 Don't stop typing.

40:12 I got 1 minute, buddy.

40:15 What just happened?

40:16 Oh no.

40:17 Oh no.

40:17 No.

40:18 No.

40:18 My disguise ran out.

40:20 Right before he said what the player could do to stop,

40:22 my disguise ran out and then they all hit.

40:24 I got six I got 60 seconds to get to the end.

40:27 How am I supposed to do that?

40:28 I got like one idea, but it's a long shot.

40:30 Come here, turtle.

40:31 I need you, baby.

40:33 You remember the turtle?

40:34 Huh?

40:36 Oh, that's it.

40:37 Okay, the giant cobblestone pillar.

40:38 I built that exactly right above the end portal.

40:41 Oh, and I think I see it.

40:42 Oh, that's it.

40:43 Full speed, turtle.

40:45 Oh my gosh.

40:46 Let's go.

40:48 Oh, bingo.

40:50 We got like 15 seconds left.

40:52 Oh, please.

40:52 Is it lit?

40:53 Is it lit?

40:53 Yes, it is.

40:56 Oh, no.

40:56 Oh, you got to be kidding me.

40:57 Oh, thank God.

40:58 I thought it was literally trapped in an obsidian box.

41:02 Wait, I can hear it.

41:03 I can hear it.

41:04 Wait, this is it.

41:05 Look at this thing.

41:06 I think it is a lag machine.

41:08 What is it?

41:08 What is it?

41:09 Oh my god, it's huge.

41:11 I don't know what it is.

41:14 How am I supposed to stop when I I Dude,

41:16 it's so much harder to stop something that you don't even know what it is.

41:18 How do I stop something?

41:19 I don't know.

41:21 Did I just fall?

41:22 Did I just fall?

41:22 Did I just fall into a trap?

41:23 The only thing the player could do to stop us would be to not come to the end.

41:28 Oh, well, isn't that just fantastic?

41:30 You could have finished that sentence earlier.

41:33 I knew it was a trap.

41:34 I knew it.

41:35 I knew it.

41:35 Why am I back here?

41:36 Woah, woah, woah.

41:37 I thought I was going to be I thought I was going to die and suffocate.

41:40 Don't tell me I'm stuck in one.

41:41 There's one thing that you could be stuck in that genuinely is worse than death.

41:47 Don't tell me this is [music] that is a loop.

41:49 No way am I in a loop.

41:51 No.

41:51 I'm in a loop.

41:52 I'm in a little loop.

41:54 Dude, he keeps repeating himself.

41:55 He said that twice now.

41:56 I mean, bro, what do you do in this situation?

41:58 So, I I I I'm looped no matter what.

42:00 If I die, everything stays the same.

42:03 Turns out vanilla mobs are [music] pretty dangerous.

42:05 But what are scary miss doing when you're not looking?

42:08 All right.

42:08 What do we think we're going to find first?

42:09 Herobrine.

42:10 Entity 303.

42:11 It could literally be any type.

42:13 Oh, no way.

42:14 Is this here, Brian?

42:15 No way.

42:16 He's got no face.

42:17 It's Faceless Steve.

42:19 Look at the He just flipped his face around.

42:23 Finally, I can see again.

42:24 So, Faceless Steve actually has a face.

42:27 Wouldn't that just mean he's Steve?

42:29 My whole life is a lie.

42:31 No, no, no, no, no.

42:32 We got to continue on.

42:33 If Faceless Steve actually has a face when we're not looking,

42:36 just imagine what the other scary entities are doing.

42:39 Okay.

42:39 I've also I've been seeing these like

42:41 smoky [music] particles coming up from the sky.

42:43 What doing?

42:44 What the heck is this?

42:45 What this is?

42:45 Is this the milkman?

42:47 Is that Is that the No way.

42:49 No way.

42:49 No way.

42:50 I think it may or may not be a bloop.

42:53 Is this guy literally maxing and [music] relaxing in a hot [laughter] tub?

42:56 He's in a hot tub just chilling.

42:59 Ah, some time to relax.

43:01 So, when he's not killing and devouring us, he's just chilling in his hot tub.

43:04 All right, now hear me out.

43:05 What if he's a chill guy and we just say hello?

43:08 Uh, actually, you know what?

43:08 I'll say [music] howdy cuz I'm texting.

43:11 Howdy.

43:13 [laughter] Okay, man.

43:15 He not chill like that.

43:16 All right, this is good.

43:17 Now we know we have to find some way to blend in.

43:20 Otherwise, all these scary entities are going to just I kind of believe you.

43:24 Wait, is that Oh my, dude.

43:26 That's the white enderman.

43:28 Look at him.

43:29 But I know that if this guy sees us,

43:30 he's going to do exactly what the bloop did.

43:32 I got to sneak up on this guy.

43:34 All right.

43:34 Very gentle.

43:35 Oh my gosh.

43:36 I can't tell where his eyeballs are.

43:38 Look at me.

43:38 Yeah, he's Look, [music] he's got these like great eyes.

43:40 All right, he's facing this direction.

43:41 Wait for him to turn around.

43:42 Listen.

43:43 Yeah, there we go.

43:44 Going in.

43:45 Going in.

43:46 And shabooya.

43:48 [music] Give me that disguise.

43:50 Ladies and gentlemen, we have become the white enderman.

43:53 This disguise is sick.

43:55 Oh, and wa wa.

43:56 Did we just see the bloop came back?

43:58 Looks like the player is gone.

44:00 Back to reaction.

44:01 Back to relax.

44:03 Why can I not English?

44:04 Back to relaxing, [music] guys.

44:05 Now that I'm totally disguised, look at him.

44:08 Would this not be uncomfortable?

44:09 Like, I think this would be kind of uncomfortable if I'm being asked.

44:12 You know what I'm saying?

44:13 Like, hold on.

44:17 Hold on.

44:17 Did y'all just see something moving in the distance in the trees?

44:20 No way.

44:20 Was that Okay, we wanted to shoot another spirit in I was

44:23 so busy looking at his tail because it looks like he's Never mind.

44:26 What was that?

44:27 What was that?

44:27 Even though we're camouflaged, I still want to be a little bit sneaky.

44:30 It was like in this direction.

44:31 I swear I saw something like bubble crop.

44:34 Bingo.

44:35 Wait, this is definitely the Herobrine shrine.

44:37 I know I've tried to summon him before.

44:39 Don't ask why, but why did why would it what is he doing here?

44:46 Where are you going?

44:47 No, I'd say.

44:48 Okay, that's definitely Herobrine.

44:49 I thought it could have been Faceless Steve.

44:51 That's Herobrine.

44:51 He was going over here.

44:53 I need to know what he's up to when we're not looking.

44:55 Oh no.

44:56 Oh no.

44:56 There he is.

44:57 Ah, we found Herobrine.

44:58 He's in a village, dude.

45:00 He's going to destroy this place.

45:01 Oh yeah, there he goes.

45:03 He's going to literally electrocute them.

45:04 That's why he's probably got the rain being summoned.

45:06 So that way they're nice and wet, you know, for like some conduction.

45:09 Any minute now.

45:11 Any second now?

45:15 Wait, the the rain stopped.

45:16 He didn't even do anything to the villagers.

45:17 Thank you so much for watering our crops.

45:20 Are they dancing?

45:22 Wait, so herobrine's a good guy when we're not looking?

45:25 Like, I mean, they say seeing is believing, but I just can't believe it.

45:29 Like, he's a good entity 303.

45:32 Come with me now.

45:33 We need to go.

45:33 Where are you going?

45:35 We're going.

45:36 What do you mean you're going home?

45:39 What home are they talking [music] about?

45:41 It's just like where all the scary entities live.

45:44 Okay, there is a lot of questions we need to have answered.

45:46 The only way we're going to get these questions answered

45:48 is if we follow them to wherever their home is.

45:50 Bingo.

45:51 Mansion.

45:52 I mean, this could be their home.

45:54 Wait, no, but this is supposed to be the home for all of the illers.

45:57 This is [music] getting deep, y'all.

45:58 I could see here Brian and entity 303

46:00 just taking over mansions where we're not actually looking.

46:03 Yeah, I mean pretty normal.

46:04 Maybe there's something really different when we turn the corner.

46:07 No.

46:08 Like the only thing that's a little bit different

46:09 here is that we were not seeing any illers anywhere.

46:12 But it literally is just a very normal mansion.

46:14 Did it actually go this way?

46:16 Wo wo wo wo.

46:18 Now this this ain't normal.

46:20 This looks like somebody destroyed it and they left behind a All right.

46:24 Now let's not jump to too many conclusions here.

46:26 Maybe forest fire happened.

46:28 Terrain glitches, they are known to happen.

46:31 Maybe it wasn't here, Brian,

46:32 or entity theory 3 or any of the other scary entities.

46:36 Okay, you know, like you know when you're trying

46:37 to think positive and then then you see this.

46:39 Oh, dude.

46:40 The moment you see redstone on the ground, you know something is up.

46:42 Oh, and you see signs.

46:44 He is waiting.

46:45 Turn back before it is too late.

46:47 Don't go.

46:49 Who wrote these signs?

46:51 And why do they not want us to go?

46:53 The mansion except for this area is so normal.

46:55 But y'all know we don't listen to reason here on the press channel.

46:59 Okay.

46:59 When we hear a don't, we hear a go.

47:01 Let me just go.

47:02 Oh.

47:02 Oh.

47:03 Oh.

47:04 Villager, you are not supposed to be here.

47:06 Villager, what are you doing inside of a mansion?

47:09 Hold on.

47:09 I have been working on my villager speak.

47:11 All right.

47:12 And maybe he speaks Chinese.

47:15 Oh, [laughter] okay.

47:18 That is not a villager.

47:19 That is the blood villager.

47:20 Hey, buddy.

47:21 Okay.

47:21 Maybe we don't want to make, you know,

47:23 I don't know if I want to make friends with you.

47:25 Um, hello.

47:26 Let's just Let's get into it.

47:28 What What happened to this place?

47:30 Oh my god, it's so much worse than I zoom in on his face.

47:32 I'm just going to look down here.

47:34 Yeah.

47:34 Okay.

47:34 Looking at his AR.

47:35 Oh, yep.

47:36 There's blood down there, too.

47:37 I saw Entity 303 come through here.

47:39 Now it's all messed up.

47:40 Oh, so Entity 303 did mess this place up.

47:43 Gave it an extreme home makeover.

47:45 Okay, maybe he Do you know where his home is?

47:48 Come on.

47:48 You got to know, dude, with a face like that.

47:50 Yes, I can take you there.

47:53 Oh, we just made our first friend.

47:55 Okay, you know, I had him all wrong.

47:56 Okay, that would be lovely.

47:59 Doubly, I don't know what that means, but yes, he just said,

48:02 "Come with me." Is it What the heck is Who is Stomping?

48:09 I can't see your your big old head's in the way.

48:11 What is It's giant Alex.

48:15 Oh my gosh, he's so well giant.

48:18 This seems like a bad spot for a village.

48:21 Wait, what do you mean by that?

48:22 Hold on.

48:22 Hold on.

48:23 No, no, no, no, no.

48:25 Wait, is she the She's creating a path.

48:27 Wait a second.

48:28 Is Giant Alex the scary entity that is creating the path to the villages?

48:32 All right.

48:32 No, no, no.

48:33 Stay on track, Preston.

48:34 We can't let the blood villager get ahead of us.

48:37 Oh, wa.

48:38 What are you doing?

48:39 You good?

48:40 [laughter] I'm terrified of water.

48:42 I'm sorry.

48:43 I can't help you.

48:44 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

48:46 The most terrifying entity that we have befriended

48:48 is scared of a little bit of water.

48:51 I'm sorry I can't help you.

48:52 I will leave you behind.

48:54 You know, why don't you go suck on this egg?

48:55 Freaking die.

48:57 I can help you, by the way.

48:58 Oh, I'm sorry.

48:59 I can't swim.

49:00 Well, I swam all the way to the end and now

49:03 I'm in plains and I don't have the blood villagers help.

49:05 So, where the heck is this home?

49:07 What am I going to like go over this little

49:09 hill and then all a sudden find some [music] clues?

49:12 What is this?

49:12 Wait a second.

49:13 Wait.

49:13 This is like a [music] village city,

49:15 but it looks like it's almost made of redstone.

49:17 Wait a second.

49:18 Wait a second.

49:18 That's entity 303.

49:20 What does he do going in?

49:21 It's me.

49:22 Let me through.

49:23 Yes, sir.

49:24 Welcome back.

49:25 This is This is the 100%.

49:26 This has got to be the home, huh?

49:28 Unless he's got like what is he rich and this is a summer home?

49:30 I don't think so.

49:31 Is this not like a terrifying village city?

49:33 Like, it's beautiful, but it's also terrifying.

49:35 Do we think they're going to let us in?

49:37 Sure, I'm disguised as a white enderman,

49:39 but what if that's [music] not like scary enough?

49:42 May I enter your humble domain?

49:45 That is how you are polite.

49:46 See, like entity 303 was not polite.

49:48 So, I'm going to show him some kindness.

49:50 Of course.

49:51 See, this is why just you got to be a little nice.

49:54 That was easy.

49:55 Welcome to Scary City.

49:58 This has got to be the home that Entity 33 was talking about.

50:01 Yo, look at these guys.

50:03 Now, I don't know about y'all, but I'm seeing a problem here.

50:06 Why are normal villagers living among the scary entities?

50:11 But technically, we did see Herobrine watering their crops.

50:14 Are they like homies?

50:15 I thought they would be terrified of the scary entities.

50:18 I mean, look at this.

50:19 They have stores.

50:20 Can you guess what the name of the clothes store is called?

50:23 Scary clothes.

50:24 [laughter] Can you guess what the shoe store is called?

50:26 Scary shoes.

50:26 Oh my.

50:27 They even have a scary sushi.

50:29 There.

50:29 No way.

50:29 This is a sushi place, huh?

50:31 You're telling me that this guy is from Japan?

50:33 Oh, dang.

50:34 This sushi is great.

50:35 I got to find the chef.

50:37 Who is this chef?

50:37 Who is the chef?

50:40 Is that that thing?

50:41 No.

50:41 Like literally his name is that thing.

50:43 This is hilarious.

50:44 This guy's supposed to be like the terrorizer of the Farlands in Minecraft.

50:48 And he's just here cranking sushi like he'd be cranking '90s.

50:52 Look at him cranking it.

50:53 He's got six arms.

50:55 I just saw three PE.

50:57 Okay, hold on.

50:58 You know what?

50:58 I'll come back for you.

50:59 I think I just saw entity 303.

51:01 That was definitely him.

51:02 What are you doing?

51:02 What are you doing?

51:03 I've been looking for this guy for like 30,000 minutes and he's gone.

51:06 Guy just keeps getting away.

51:08 Is he in this giant building?

51:10 What is this thing called?

51:11 The city hall.

51:12 I We got like the the citizens lined up.

51:15 Is there an announcement?

51:17 Give it up for your mayor elect while they're having an election.

51:20 Wait, is it Herobrine?

51:22 Herobrine?

51:24 Wait, are we dancing for Should we be I got to blend in.

51:27 Does this Does this mean that Herobrine was just elected mayor of Scary City?

51:31 Congratulations on your coronation, sir.

51:33 But we need to figure out where did Entity Fear 3 go?

51:36 Where'd he go?

51:36 He's not among the villagers.

51:38 Oh, there he is.

51:39 There he is.

51:39 Oh, you're not getting away this time, buddy.

51:41 Oh, shoot.

51:42 Hold on.

51:42 This is like a Is this like an alleyway?

51:44 Oh, I do not like this.

51:46 But I know he came down here.

51:48 Oh, he's got to be in the house.

51:49 This is the only thing that's in the alleyway.

51:52 Hello, guy.

51:53 Literally be Houdini at this point.

51:55 I cannot catch him.

51:58 Freaking just be cool, Preston.

52:00 Be cool.

52:00 We're going to get him.

52:01 We're going to get him.

52:01 He's got to be back around here.

52:02 Maybe I just took a wrong turn or something.

52:04 You know, I do THAT OFTEN.

52:05 OH, WO WO.

52:06 Hold on.

52:07 Okay.

52:07 Strangers in an alleyway.

52:09 No.

52:09 No.

52:09 Thank you.

52:10 Why are they coming?

52:11 Oh, please do.

52:11 No.

52:12 Do not come down this way.

52:14 No.

52:15 There.

52:15 Wait.

52:15 Get.

52:17 Entity 33.

52:18 Hey, you.

52:18 Are the plans ready?

52:20 What plans?

52:21 Yes, master.

52:22 We just need to meet at the stronghold.

52:24 What plans?

52:25 I can't see his head.

52:26 I got to make sure that's entity 3.

52:29 Oh god.

52:29 WHY IS THERE A PRESSURE PLATE HERE?

52:31 WHERE DO I OKAY, they're looking this way.

52:32 They know somebody's in here.

52:33 This is all your fault.

52:34 [music] Pressure plate.

52:35 Now they know I'm in here.

52:36 Let's go check it out.

52:36 Oh, they're coming in.

52:37 They're coming in.

52:38 I'm going.

52:39 There's no exit here.

52:40 I can't even break the blocks in time.

52:42 But what just happened?

52:44 Oh, I teleported.

52:45 Oh my gosh.

52:46 I'm in Enderman.

52:47 What button I clicked?

52:48 Which one was it?

52:48 Was it this one?

52:49 No.

52:49 Okay, let uh Oh, you know, that would have been really nice.

52:53 You know, had we known this earlier,

52:55 we could have been using this the entire time.

52:58 Oh, and I can just spam it.

52:59 Where do we have to go?

53:00 Okay, so we said that we had to go to plans for the stronghold.

53:03 Where is Is there even a stronghold in the city or is it out of the city?

53:06 Do we need to vacate the permacis?

53:08 Can I just teleport all the way up here?

53:13 Yes, we can get out of the scary city so fast that over here at the top.

53:16 Oh, wait.

53:16 Is that where we came in?

53:17 Yes, it is.

53:18 Watch this.

53:19 And buddy, now we find that stronghold.

53:23 Um, you you are not allowed to leave.

53:26 What?

53:26 What do you Whoa.

53:27 Whoa.

53:27 What do you mean?

53:28 What do you you mean?

53:29 Wait.

53:30 Does he know we're a player without a suit in [laughter] here, bro?

53:34 What is this?

53:35 Herobrine t-shirt.

53:37 Oh my gosh.

53:38 Herobrine.

53:40 [laughter] Look at this, bro.

53:42 Like, I'm not trying to get I'm not trying to get political,

53:44 but I'm not voting for Herobrine.

53:46 Okay, I don't even know what he stands for.

53:47 Taking this thing off.

53:48 Find the stronghold, baby.

53:50 I'm sad.

53:51 I'm still looking for the stronghold.

53:52 And it's raining.

53:53 Am I going to be okay with this?

53:54 Cuz you know, Enderman don't like rain.

53:58 Okay.

53:58 Well, I don't Why is the rain red?

54:02 Hold on.

54:02 Hold on.

54:02 What is that sound?

54:03 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

54:05 What is going on over here?

54:06 Wait a second.

54:07 Uh, blood rain makes sounds.

54:09 That means the blood golem's nearby.

54:11 Run.

54:12 [laughter] We got to run.

54:14 Oh, there he is.

54:16 Oh, hello.

54:17 No, no, don't come this way.

54:18 Oh, he just stepped on the wandering traitor.

54:20 Go.

54:21 Don't do this.

54:22 Don't do Don't step on me.

54:23 I will literally be stuck to your foot for so long,

54:25 and you don't want that there.

54:26 I will never come off the bottom of your shoe.

54:29 Hey, want some What?

54:32 So, you're not going to step on me?

54:35 Why?

54:35 No.

54:36 Oh, I don't know.

54:37 Because I literally watched you do it to that wandering freighter.

54:40 I did.

54:41 [laughter] You don't even realize you just killed people.

54:45 You know, normally if I was a player, he'd be trying to step on me.

54:48 Now that I'm an entity, he's giving me beet juice.

54:51 Okay.

54:52 Well, where you going?

54:53 We just started be.

54:55 Ah.

54:56 Ah.

54:57 What?

54:57 I didn't even get my beet juice.

54:59 And now he's terrified of what?

55:00 Where going?

55:01 Blood golem, come back.

55:03 Was he running from something?

55:05 Oh my.

55:05 Okay.

55:06 Well, maybe I know what he was running from.

55:08 Living mountain.

55:10 Sup?

55:10 Want to come inside?

55:12 Wow, that is a really, really, really tempting offer.

55:15 But I'm going to have to say thank you, but no thank you.

55:18 It could be a million years.

55:20 I'm not [music] entering that thing.

55:21 My wife could get abducted by this thing.

55:22 Still not going in.

55:24 I can take you to the stronghold.

55:28 Okay, we're going in.

55:28 Everything I just said, you know, sometimes it's okay to change.

55:30 Oh, beet juice.

55:32 Now, remember, I did I did say that the living

55:35 mountain typically would eat whatever enters its mouth.

55:38 I could literally be devoured, though, at any moment.

55:40 Literally any second right now, he could just go, "Okay, okay.

55:43 I'm not I'm not seeing a stronghold.

55:45 I knew this was a bad idea, man.

55:47 But I needed the stronghold." As long

55:49 as his mouth doesn't close though, we're fine.

55:52 Cuz like that's it's closing.

55:55 No, it's not closing time.

55:57 Why'd y'all make me go in here?

55:58 Huh?

55:58 I told y'all no, I don't want to go in and then

56:01 all of a sudden y'all made me change my mind.

56:02 And now guess what?

56:04 We're stuck.

56:04 We're literally food for a mountain.

56:07 How did you die, President?

56:08 Literally walked into a mountain that ate me.

56:10 Put that on my Okay, you know what?

56:14 I'm sorry.

56:14 I was wrong about you.

56:15 Never judge a mountain by its cover.

56:17 Oh, this is definitely the stronghold.

56:19 [music] I mean, look at this.

56:20 Look, it's beautiful.

56:21 Oh, who just ran across my screen with a uh knife in their hand?

56:27 You know, I bet he's really friendly.

56:29 We should just introduce ourselves, you know.

56:32 Oh, good.

56:33 Dead end.

56:33 Let's focus on the mission.

56:34 All right, let's just not worry about people

56:36 that are holding knives and just disappearing in dead ends.

56:39 Just going to sing a song ABOUT NOT DYING.

56:42 AH, to people like that.

56:45 No, not that way either, huh?

56:47 Why do I keep trying?

56:48 I'm going.

56:49 Stop it.

56:49 Okay, this guy is He's messing with me.

56:51 Stop messing with me.

56:52 It's over.

56:53 It's all over.

56:54 It's all over.

56:55 It was nice while uh you know it lasted, but it's Oh, I will kill you.

56:58 Okay, we'll just go ahead and close my eyes.

57:00 Make it quick.

57:02 I didn't hear the death sound yet.

57:04 Is did you just You said you were going to kill me.

57:07 Careful there.

57:08 Those pests [music] are always so annoying.

57:10 You were talking about the silverfish.

57:12 You know, maybe you can specify the thing that I will kill you.

57:16 Deep breaths.

57:16 [snorts] Uh, thank you so much.

57:19 Where is entity?

57:20 I'm going to give this guy my beat juice if he actually tells me.

57:23 Yes.

57:24 I don't know.

57:24 I don't like that guy.

57:25 Well, okay.

57:26 Me.

57:26 That makes two of us.

57:27 He might be down there.

57:29 Okay.

57:29 Down there.

57:30 Okay.

57:31 Okay.

57:31 Thank you.

57:32 Take the bead juice.

57:33 You can have it.

57:34 You're welcome.

57:35 Yes.

57:35 Very Skippy.

57:36 Okay.

57:38 We're so close to finding him.

57:39 He had those plans he was working on [music] here at the stronghold.

57:43 We're about to find out what they are.

57:45 We better be anyways if we're not finding out what they are.

57:47 Oh my gosh, I'm going [music] to be so triggered cuz I

57:49 just literally went through life death experience 17 times to get here.

57:52 This is where this is where we we whip out

57:54 the sneaky [music] feet cuz like entity could be down here.

57:57 Oh no, we just Okay, more than just entity down here.

57:59 There's like 15 people here.

58:01 Yo, there he is.

58:03 All right, [music] it's time.

58:04 Finally, he's going to reveal the plans.

58:06 There is a village right above us.

58:08 What are they going to do to that village?

58:09 And tonight we will raid it and end all of the villagers.

58:13 knew it.

58:14 They are evil.

58:16 Pure evil.

58:17 We need to make sure our secret is kept.

58:19 What secret are they talking about?

58:21 That's it.

58:21 I'm warning the village.

58:22 We got to go warn the villagers and tell them that a raid is happening tonight.

58:26 Let me tell you something.

58:27 There is going to be a terrifying raid tonight.

58:30 You must run.

58:32 Abandon the village.

58:34 Raid happening.

58:35 Entity 303 and his goons are coming.

58:37 That can't be true.

58:38 Well, it is.

58:40 Look inside this house.

58:41 Don't ignore me.

58:43 Okay.

58:43 What is inside this house?

58:44 That's going to change my mind.

58:46 You can't be serious right now.

58:48 That is herobrian for mayor.

58:50 No wonder why THEY'RE GOING TO KILL THESE PEOPLE.

58:52 Oh my gosh.

58:53 He's He's a fanboy.

58:54 He's a [music] fanboy.

58:55 What What are you doing, guys?

58:57 This is This is no time for jokes.

59:00 Scary Mist [music] have al always been great to us villagers.

59:03 Yeah, but Herobrine is not entity 303.

59:07 There is no way they would attack us.

59:08 Listen, I I heard him.

59:10 Why will they not believe me?

59:12 I'm genuinely trying to help them.

59:14 There's got to be a way to get them to actually see the truth.

59:16 I'd say I need somebody to help me.

59:19 Who can help me make these villagers believe that they're going to be raided?

59:23 Desperate times call for desperate measures.

59:25 I'm reporting this to city hall.

59:27 Maybe the mayor Kiraine will actually listen to me.

59:29 Excuse me.

59:30 Coming through.

59:30 Very important message to be delivered.

59:32 Sir, I have a report.

59:33 It's urgent.

59:34 Entity 303 is planning a raid on a village.

59:38 Must help.

59:39 What are you talking about?

59:40 Entity 303 is my right-hand man.

59:43 Yeah, that's what you think.

59:44 Oh my gosh.

59:45 Wait, you don't think?

59:46 Is Herobrine working with Entity 303?

59:48 He wouldn't do that, would he?

59:49 Okay, but okay.

59:49 No, I'm I'm I'm telling you something bad is going to happen.

59:55 [music] Can you at least send some guards?

59:58 I don't believe you.

59:59 I can't.

1:00:00 What is going on?

1:00:01 You know what?

1:00:02 Somebody's got to listen to me.

1:00:04 Oh, that village is gone.

1:00:06 You believe in me?

1:00:08 What?

1:00:09 OH.

1:00:10 OH, WOW.

1:00:11 GREAT.

1:00:12 Real classy of the mayor that just got elected.

1:00:15 What am I supposed to do?

1:00:16 How do I make them believe me that the villager is going to be ready?

1:00:19 Wo.

1:00:20 What if we we became Think about it.

1:00:22 We became the White Enderman.

1:00:24 What if we become Herobrine?

1:00:27 Okay, that'll do.

1:00:29 But now I do look a little bit like Preston Hero Plays.

1:00:34 New channel.

1:00:35 I don't even know if this disguise is going to work.

1:00:37 I need to test it.

1:00:38 I need a scary entity that will hopefully listen to me.

1:00:41 Oh, perfect.

1:00:42 It's your mayor here.

1:00:43 I have urgent news.

1:00:44 Listen up, you scary people.

1:00:47 Oh, you're not here, O'Brien.

1:00:49 Yeah, you don't even dress like him.

1:00:51 Scram, buddy.

1:00:52 All right.

1:00:52 Wishful thinking.

1:00:54 What gave it away?

1:00:55 Huh?

1:00:55 I don't Don't answer that.

1:00:57 Honestly, we're switching to a desperate measure.

1:01:00 This is what's keeping them from believing me.

1:01:02 I need to steal Herobrine's clothes.

1:01:04 Don't make it weird.

1:01:05 He's just got to have some extras, right?

1:01:07 I mean, hopefully I don't have to take it off his literal body.

1:01:11 There he is.

1:01:11 Hopefully there Tell me there's a chest next to you with like backup clothes.

1:01:15 No.

1:01:17 What the heck?

1:01:17 Who would Hey honey, I'm almost done now.

1:01:21 Okay, now those giant footsteps could have only been two things.

1:01:24 Either he's talking about the blood golem

1:01:26 or he's talking about giant Alex stealing those clothes.

1:01:29 This is a new low even for me

1:01:30 to steal somebody's clothes [music] off of their body.

1:01:33 Giant Alex is his wife and she's literally watching his back.

1:01:37 What a duo.

1:01:37 Name a better one in the comments.

1:01:39 How am I [music] supposed to Okay, I got to go under the window.

1:01:42 Giant Alex and this is ridiculous.

1:01:45 The most ridiculous thing ever.

1:01:46 Stop moving.

1:01:47 She [music] can't see me.

1:01:48 She can't see me.

1:01:48 I'm going in.

1:01:49 I'm going in.

1:01:49 I'm going in.

1:01:50 And give me those Johns.

1:01:53 Oh man, I'm so sorry.

1:01:54 Look, I didn't want to take this off your clothes.

1:01:56 I'm [laughter] sorry.

1:01:59 I could have lived without seeing that.

1:02:01 I knew it.

1:02:02 He wears tidy whies, not a boxer guy.

1:02:06 And perfect.

1:02:08 Now we can finally warn everybody.

1:02:12 Tell them to help the villagers ASAP.

1:02:14 Everyone, attention, please.

1:02:16 Come on.

1:02:16 Look at me.

1:02:17 Look at me.

1:02:18 Attention everyone.

1:02:20 We must defend a village now.

1:02:24 Sometimes you just got to speak in all caps.

1:02:26 There we go.

1:02:26 You're making me raise my voice for no reason.

1:02:28 Okay, let's go to the village now.

1:02:30 Y'all believe me.

1:02:31 Now, please go.

1:02:33 All right.

1:02:33 You know, I've gathered here to you today.

1:02:35 You I've gathered you here.

1:02:37 You know why?

1:02:37 The village is just over here on the other side.

1:02:39 Oh, no.

1:02:40 What are we too late?

1:02:41 I don't even see any.

1:02:42 No, we were too looted.

1:02:44 They're already here.

1:02:45 That's what they get for not believing me.

1:02:47 He's going for the last villager.

1:02:49 Too late.

1:02:49 I can't even bear to watch, man.

1:02:50 I'll close my eyes.

1:02:52 See, I can't see.

1:02:56 Play and cut.

1:02:58 Cut what?

1:02:59 Cut the V.

1:02:59 That's a wrap.

1:03:00 Good practice, everyone.

1:03:02 Are they filming a video?

1:03:03 Guys, the Minecraft movie has already come out.

1:03:06 What did you mean by cut?

1:03:08 Like, he's got a knife.

1:03:10 Obviously, cut with a knife.

1:03:11 We're practicing to scare the villagers for the player to see.

1:03:15 We want him to be scared and not come into this world.

1:03:18 These were the master plans.

1:03:20 The big thing that I've been trying to solve this entire video.

1:03:23 I mean, this whole time, the whole time I was trying to solve

1:03:26 a mystery that didn't even need to be solved.

1:03:28 You know, the mayor was actually correct.

1:03:31 Just click either one of these videos to please keep watching.

1:03:34 And you know, can you Hey, can you cut for me?

1:03:37 I need to end this video.

1:03:38 Seriously, I got to rethink some things in my life.

1:03:43 [music] Goodbye.

1:03:46 Hold the next time.

1:03:54 Goodbye.