Q&A Special | Shut Up I'm Talking Podcast EP. 86

0:00 Welcome back.

0:00 Podcast episode number 86.

0:02 Oh my god, I'm so excited to be here.

0:04 Tommy in it, my co-host is here.

0:06 It's me.

0:07 Um, and this is the episode.

0:09 Now, you may be wondering, guys,

0:11 what crazy things are we going to discuss today?

0:13 Well, let me tell you, we are going to be taking your questions.

0:17 We've done this before.

0:18 We have tins of questions and we're going

0:21 to be going through them and answering your question.

0:22 Shut up.

0:22 I'm talking.

0:25 Shut up.

0:26 Shut up.

0:28 I'm talking.

0:32 And that's the name of the podcast.

0:33 And that's the title card.

0:35 And not that you I actually was enjoying your explanation.

0:37 It just felt like it should come after the title card.

0:39 We didn't even do our little bit of chit cchatter.

0:41 I just didn't have anything.

0:42 You got so straight into it.

0:44 I was like, "God, efficient guy." It's not This isn't like the bloody let's all

0:48 get it all over and done with podcast, is it?

0:50 This is a let's go slow and have a nice time podcast.

0:53 Well, I don't know.

0:54 We're trying new things these days.

0:55 We got to adapt to the times.

0:57 No, we m we mustn't.

0:58 We must go slow.

1:00 We're going to start having Mr.

1:01 Beast hit level animations.

1:03 Who?

1:03 Just to let you know who won.

1:07 What?

1:07 It was the snake.

1:08 The turtle, wasn't it?

1:10 Oh, in tortoise and the hair, wasn't it?

1:13 What a weird thing.

1:14 Call it turtle and rabbit.

1:15 Why are we picking the weird names for both things?

1:18 Tortoise and the hair.

1:21 And I knew it's a turtle and a rabbit and they got in a race.

1:24 He said it was wrong and he said snail.

1:25 But who would have won a tortoise or a snail?

1:28 That's that's where you start going, you know, competitions of slowness, right?

1:33 And then and imagine they're on soul sand.

1:35 So essentially what we've got is we've got

1:36 questions from you guys that you've wrote in.

1:38 Uh is it all from the Patreon?

1:40 All from the Patreon.

1:41 If you want to send us a question in the future when we do this again,

1:44 make sure you subscribe.

1:45 Bonus episode every week, but we'll get into that later.

1:47 We're going to answer these questions.

1:48 But before we do, we always have our first segment,

1:50 the worst moment of the week.

1:51 But the problem is, and I've actually heard, sorry,

1:54 you were doing your you were in explain mode.

1:56 I'm just going to take the reigns now.

1:58 You had a good float and I'm going to take it

2:00 and I'm going to it's going to be your worst float.

2:03 But the team explained to me that sometimes

2:05 our audience get a bit frazzled when we don't have

2:08 a worst moment on the questions episode where we

2:11 take the the questions episode is a fan favorite.

2:13 What we've done this time is we've taken a worst moment from you at home

2:19 and we picked one.

2:19 We found it from the comments.

2:21 This is from Amelia Mangum.

2:23 Can I read it?

2:24 Also, it's Amelia Mangum 4460.

2:27 It's weird that you skipped out the numbers.

2:29 All right.

2:29 Has 166 likes, so we know it's a big one.

2:34 My worst moment this week was I walked halfway around Little.

2:38 Already we can infer they're humble, but not too humble.

2:42 Not in Aldi.

2:43 No, Little's cheaper than Aldi, man.

2:45 No, but it's better.

2:46 How can it be cheaper?

2:47 And if you rearrange the words, they both spell the same thing.

2:50 So it could be a sort of conspiracy.

2:51 That's not true at all.

2:52 I was in little and a woman tapped me on the shoulder and said,

2:56 "Your dress is tucked into your knickers and everyone can

2:59 see your ass." And I went the color of a tomato.

3:04 How would that work?

3:05 You tuck your dress into your bum hole.

3:07 I guess maybe it was a shorter dress so it's like gone.

3:11 I How does it work?

3:13 Mir's not ladies.

3:14 We're not ladies.

3:14 We don't get into this.

3:15 Here we go.

3:16 Mirror, please.

3:18 Okay.

3:19 So, you've been to

3:19 the woman has gone to the toilet and they sit too, Jack.

3:21 They sit,

3:24 flip your skirt up, pants down,

3:26 and then as you've pulled them up, you've trapped your dress.

3:31 So, she's walking around and full bum cheeks out.

3:34 Full bum cheeks out in little Yeah.

3:36 Do you think a girl has ever had such a bad poo it's got on their a dress?

3:39 Just if I didn't realize that's how that's how girls did it.

3:42 They flipped it down and that's mad.

3:45 That'd be super bad.

3:47 Nothing around their ankles when they poo.

3:49 Never.

3:49 There's always something around my ankles.

3:50 Not even shoes.

3:51 No, cuz I have shoes on.

3:53 Shoes aren't around your ankles though, are they?

3:55 Long socks are

3:56 I mean like like you could separate your legs.

3:59 I can't separate them more than here cuz my trousers are on.

4:01 Oh, I can't.

4:02 Yeah, you can't.

4:03 No, you can't.

4:04 Trousers are around your ankles.

4:05 Right.

4:05 Take your trousers off.

4:06 Put them around your ankles and do that again.

4:09 No, because Oh, I see.

4:11 I see what you're saying.

4:12 Well, then we also Oh, of course.

4:14 When we pull our trousers down, they're around our ankles.

4:16 Yeah.

4:17 You ever seen one of those kids who like

4:18 takes the trousers all the way down at a urinal?

4:20 No, cuz I've been that kid.

4:21 So, don't you that kid?

4:23 We've told this anecdote like four times.

4:25 I can't remember that.

4:26 You were that kid?

4:27 Yes.

4:27 Mirror, we've done this story like five times.

4:29 Jack, Jack, Jack.

4:30 No, no, no.

4:30 Pause.

4:31 We've done this story like five times.

4:33 Trousers round the ankles.

4:34 Yes.

4:35 Like f I've told you this like a lot of time.

4:37 Everyone who's watching this knows that, presuming

4:39 they've watched all of the 85 episodes.

4:44 God, which they have, or else they they're bad.

4:46 Um, anyway, that's really bad.

4:48 I'm so sorry.

4:49 That is that is worse than your So,

4:51 they walk around with their bum out in little Yeah.

4:54 Oh, man.

4:55 I've never had my bum out in public.

4:58 Really?

4:59 No, never in public.

5:00 I could never get behind mooning cuz there's too much.

5:03 Because you if you bend over too far,

5:04 you can see the bum hole and that's just too much.

5:06 That's too much.

5:07 Harry moon me once.

5:08 I've got a beautiful picture of it.

5:09 Harry's moon me as well.

5:10 It was Harry gets his ass out a lot.

5:13 He got his ass out and then at night when there was a full moon

5:16 and there was two full moons in the picture

5:17 and it reflects beautifully off the brighten sea.

5:20 It looks great.

5:20 It's a lovely image.

5:21 I'll show it.

5:22 Send it to you afterwards.

5:23 Maybe we can put it on the Patreon with Harry's permission.

5:25 It's a lovely picture of his I've I've moon errant when he lived with me.

5:30 I'd run into his room and moon him.

5:32 He didn't.

5:32 And he moved out.

5:36 Should we answer some questions?

5:37 It's question time.

5:38 Not the political TV show I was on, but the podcast.

5:41 Oh, yeah.

5:42 You know, I played a game on stream once called Wikipedia

5:45 speedruns where you have to go from one article to another.

5:48 And someone said I I needed to get from like Tommy in it to something crazy.

5:54 I can't remember.

5:54 Maybe the White House or something.

5:56 Yeah.

5:56 Uh and I did it through going Oh, no.

5:58 I think it was from the White House to Tommy in it.

6:00 I did it through going through question time.

6:03 That links me up.

6:04 It links you up.

6:04 I went like I went from uh White House to US to UK to BBC to question

6:10 time to the list of every episode ever where

6:12 one of them had you listed as a guest.

6:14 I It took a little while.

6:17 It's still hard to to tell why I got on a political TV show, but I will do more.

6:22 And when this next election comes around,

6:24 I will do my bit and I will argue with reform and say it is not good.

6:28 What you guys do is not good.

6:30 I Jack, when the this next election comes around for the first time,

6:33 Tommy is gonna get political.

6:35 I'm gonna I will not I will not allow a reformed UK government to get in.

6:39 I will stop it.

6:39 Fair play, man.

6:40 And with that, let's take our first guess.

6:44 We've been specifically asked to read a particular question.

6:47 I will not allow it.

6:50 Um cuz it has exclamation marks on it

6:52 and we used to put them on here.

6:53 Put them on here.

6:55 Okay.

6:55 I've eaten my lunch.

6:56 We just had lunch together

6:57 and that's why I keep like I'm a little like I'm burping a bit.

7:00 I'll get the other ones.

7:01 We also have shallow and deep.

7:03 Essentially what we do is we take uh we categorize our our questions in

7:07 shallow and deep.

7:08 Yeah.

7:08 And it's like how how they are.

7:10 This is a very uh surface level question but it

7:13 has exclamation marks on it so we're reading it first.

7:14 What does it say though?

7:17 J these are all wrote for us as well.

7:19 J they're not just general questions.

7:22 J the catered has asked

7:24 how cool is What do you guys do during the intro while it's playing?

7:27 I imagine it's a little awkward just waiting for it to end.

7:30 We go like this.

7:31 Okay, let's just run it.

7:32 We Okay, so you just do a bit of talking.

7:34 Okay, I'm talking.

7:35 Um, shut up.

7:36 I'm talking.

7:39 Okay, anyway.

7:39 So, we would just we just take like a pause.

7:41 I think what they think is that we wait the whole duration of the song.

7:44 Wait 30 seconds.

7:45 No, what we do is is is is that it comes over the top and then there is a cut.

7:49 There's actually nothing going on beneath it and then it cuts back in.

7:52 Our editor Owen does it all.

7:54 How is that?

7:55 For us, it's 1 second.

7:56 For you it's 30.

7:57 That's[ __] weird.

7:58 Yeah.

7:58 No, no, it's it's like longer for you guys.

8:00 Like we take maybe a 2 second pause just to go in a good room to break.

8:03 Yeah.

8:03 And then that's it.

8:04 We always know that happens.

8:05 Everyone takes a pause and then we kind of It's movie magic.

8:07 It's podcast.

8:08 We kind of awkwardly stumble back to where we were.

8:11 Yeah.

8:11 Great question.

8:12 I'm going to go straight to shallow.

8:14 All right.

8:14 This is not deep, but it's not surface.

8:19 Wombat.

8:20 Hello, Jack.

8:23 Hello wombat.

8:26 Would you ever do post a video like your Jackivities on your alt channel

8:31 and hello Tom lol?

8:34 Uh basically after would I post something

8:36 like the Jackivities on the second channel?

8:37 We did it once as a promo for the Jackivities to try and get people over.

8:40 We posted um the music one

8:42 and Tom LOL would you ever do

8:43 something like the activities or Minecraft tutorials?

8:46 Uh I don't think I would.

8:48 No.

8:49 What we What they want also one bat I you need to you can learn how to play.

8:53 I don't have to teach you.

8:55 That'd be really good.

8:56 You I do the Jack Divies and you just do Minecraft

8:58 tutorials like how like how to build a house on the Patreon.

9:01 I'd enjoy that.

9:02 Minecraft tutorials is just a funny content idea.

9:04 Suddenly I bust into the tutorial market.

9:07 How to make a crafting table and I get really in there.

9:10 A lot of people think it's this but it actually needs four hours.

9:12 Hey, my first Minecraft videos were tutorial videos.

9:15 My first two videos on YouTube ever were how to make a cobblestone generator

9:18 on the uh um Pocket Edition and how to make a cobblestone generator on Xbox 360.

9:24 God, you could have Oh,

9:26 and how to swim in her Brian with a gold in the netherrack on fire.

9:29 Yeah, cuz that didn't work obviously.

9:31 How to make a Nether portal.

9:32 You made me sick.

9:34 Come back to surface.

9:36 We'll keep it surface because once we get into deep,

9:37 it's, you know, we go off the the deep end.

9:42 I'm still sick by the way.

9:43 Ruby, have you guys ever had experiences

9:46 or interactions with marching bands in your life?

9:48 Are they popular in England/English schools?

9:51 No.

9:52 My girlfriend Rehea, who is amazing, she was in a marching band.

9:56 She's also American, which would explain why.

10:00 Yeah, she's heard of I think my mom was in a marching band when she was a kid.

10:03 She's American or she twiddled the stick.

10:07 She what?

10:07 The the what?

10:08 The the baton twirling.

10:10 She twiddled the stick.

10:11 That doesn't even make a noise.

10:13 No.

10:13 Um, she was in a mar she she was in a marching band and didn't even bother to

10:17 We don't have a stick hand.

10:18 I would have shown you how to do it, but

10:19 she just doesn't even play an instrument in the band.

10:21 You just twirl a stick.

10:23 It just keeps the rhythm going.

10:25 It's kind of beautiful.

10:27 That's what my mom did.

10:28 I think I'm making that up.

10:30 It might be complete[ __] but I think that's true.

10:32 I'm taking another surface.

10:33 No, we don't really have those in the UK.

10:34 Throw them around the set, man.

10:36 Cuz there's littering if you don't pick up.

10:38 No, I put them in the corner of my people that clear this up.

10:41 Right.

10:42 You've got an attitude and an and it's not right,

10:44 Jack, cuz you're going to alienate our audience.

10:46 How are our audience going to give us $7 if call back to last week,

10:49 you're having 300 quid?

10:50 Someone needs to pay for the people to pick it up.

10:55 If you really care about recycling, you'll join the Patreon.

10:58 So, someone want to come pick this up as you go.

11:04 Fing figuring helplessly, who is your favorite member of the suit crew?

11:11 What?

11:12 Shut up.

11:12 I'm talking crew.

11:13 The the the cat.

11:14 Well, as let's go through the crew that are in the room right now.

11:17 There's some people that work from home,

11:19 but we'll just go in because then this if we do this in if we do it ruins

11:24 this kind of idea that we're this grassroots just

11:26 me and you doing it all from our bedroom.

11:29 Know about the team.

11:30 I don't I I don't like it.

11:31 I I'm I'm this mirror sits over there.

11:34 Tori sits in her office and then Owen and Hazoff sit in the back room.

11:38 They live edit.

11:38 Owen's editing this right now live.

11:40 Owen, switch the camera to Tom.

11:42 Now let me

11:43 now back forth back forth back and forth at the same you

11:46 can do that in real time and like that's kind of fun.

11:48 So that's that's a good thing.

11:49 Um how's our how's how does Wait, Owen and Owen,

11:53 make my mic go down and down and down and down

11:56 and down and down till you can't hear me anymore.

11:58 Now bring me up and up and up and up and up and up.

12:00 See, I'm back.

12:01 He live does the audio.

12:03 Yeah, that's for audio listeners to get them involved.

12:05 But um so that that's what he does.

12:07 Hazard does the cameras, but they're rolling now.

12:09 Oh, so he's he's he's I reckon he just goes on break.

12:12 Yeah.

12:12 What does Hazard do?

12:13 I don't really know what he does while we

12:15 presses go on the cameras.

12:15 Yeah, I think he just presses go and then waits to press stop.

12:20 Do we pay him?

12:20 Hang on.

12:21 Why are we not just pressing go?

12:24 No, we need him very much.

12:25 He helps with the setup.

12:26 He's great.

12:26 Um and and and Tori, I don't know what Tori does in there.

12:31 I don't know what she's doing right now.

12:32 She laughed.

12:32 She laughed at the joke.

12:34 Tori,

12:34 I don't know what she's doing in there.

12:35 Just prepped all these questions for us.

12:37 No, no, she just stopped.

12:37 I don't know what she does while we do the episode.

12:39 Other stuff.

12:40 I'm sure it's other stuff.

12:41 Deals.

12:42 I'm not saying she doesn't do anything.

12:43 I'm just saying I don't know what it is.

12:45 Chad, you're doing that thing again that you always

12:47 do at the minute where you come off awful.

12:49 No, I I'm sure she's working hard.

12:51 I just don't know what she's doing.

12:54 That's how much we trust her.

12:55 God damn it.

12:55 We trust her to just sit in that room and and get on.

12:57 And you know that we haven't sank yet, so I'm guessing the ship's still afloat.

13:03 You know, I don't know.

13:04 Figure it's all it's all uh it's all good what's going on in there.

13:07 figure.

13:08 Um, who's our favorite though?

13:10 My favorite member would either be Tori or Mirin because

13:13 I've known Tori the longest and Mirin is my mom's

13:15 friend and I've known Mirin for ages and Mirin helped

13:17 me with my stand up when I first started it.

13:19 So, I liked that.

13:21 Thanks, Mirin.

13:23 Sure.

13:24 Pazar said.

13:28 All right.

13:28 I guess the I Oh, it's got to be Owen.

13:31 You didn't even mention Yeah, me and Owen like hang out.

13:33 It's got to be Owen.

13:33 Me and Owen like hang out and stuff.

13:35 Genuinely Owen is a legend.

13:36 Um there's a Owen has this move.

13:38 It's it's he does like this move.

13:40 It's like viral genuinely.

13:41 Tory Mirin and Owen are legends, man.

13:43 They're all great.

13:44 It's really hard to pick a favorite.

13:46 Yeah.

13:45 And that's not even to mention the the guys at home.

13:47 We love you guys at home.

13:48 We love all of you guys.

13:49 We got some that work from home.

13:50 We love you guys at home.

13:51 Yeah.

13:52 So, I'd say Yeah.

13:52 Tory mirror and Owens.

13:53 It's got to be amazing.

13:56 Not listening to anyone.

13:59 Right.

13:59 I'm going to open a deep one now cuz I'm sick of all this not being deep.

14:05 Do you believe in life after death?

14:06 Says Eddie.

14:07 If so, why?

14:10 You know, do you want me to go or do you want to go?

14:13 Oh, you go.

14:14 I didn't for the longest.

14:15 I didn't think anything happened after we died.

14:17 You know, cuz we always ask the guests

14:19 and then we can ask Amy.

14:24 No.

14:23 __][ __] Someone quick ring Amy.

14:26 Oh, she's probably not awake at this sort of hour, is only 400 p.m.

14:30 Yeah, it's only getting on for 4.

14:32 Do you believe in life after death?

14:34 I I didn't I I you know in my in my sciency brain I I reckon

14:38 it just sort of like it sort of just lights out and and you probably switch off.

14:43 But then like we spoke about it with Alex Okconor a bit.

14:45 I think consciousness is a little weird and I

14:47 just don't see how it could too much and he was the only guest I didn't like

14:50 as much as Jack Septic Eye when he started strangling Mirren

14:55 and um I I thought I I I think there's an interesting point there.

15:00 But I also you know what it is?

15:02 It's it's all the ghostly happenings that have happened in my life.

15:05 Here we go.

15:06 __] it.

15:07 They're still around, man.

15:08 They're not When was the last time you had contact you felt a ghostly presence?

15:11 No, I' I've closed off to it.

15:13 I've closed myself off to the realm of ghosts.

15:16 I've stopped giving them my time and care.

15:18 If I open myself back up again, I'm sure I would start.

15:20 Don't open one.

15:21 I haven't even Don't start.

15:22 No, I'm just fiddling.

15:23 I'm fiddling.

15:24 I'm fiddling.

15:25 I'm fiddling with it.

15:27 You ask your question.

15:27 Do I believe in life after death?

15:32 Oh, I believe I've got no bloody clue.

15:35 I I believe that we don't even know what's inside a carrot.

15:39 We don't even know.

15:41 I believe that I genuinely don't even know what's how a bloody iPhone's made.

15:45 When you see those tiny circuits,

15:46 I don't think we can look.

15:48 I You couldn't look up how big space is.

15:51 You don't know.

15:52 When I know there's so much I don't know.

15:56 I don't even know how like a chair would be put together.

16:00 I don't know how there's a lot I don't know.

16:06 So, I'm willing to accept that maybe it would be silly for me to have a guess,

16:12 but and I've said it before, I don't know.

16:16 Fair enough.

16:17 I'd like to follow question.

16:19 My difference is I'd like to think that there is.

16:22 Okay.

16:22 I'd like to think so, but you know, I do not know.

16:25 You never know.

16:27 I I've got a followup question.

16:29 Yeah.

16:28 Do you believe in life after death?

16:30 Do you believe in life after love?

16:32 Do you you believe in life after love?

16:37 It's a tune,

16:38 right?

16:38 Yeah.

16:39 What do you think about that one you're fiddling with?

16:40 Oh, yeah.

16:41 Go on.

16:44 Uh, Scroggy asks, "When's the naked episode?" But not like in a freaky way,

16:47 in a low-key kind of chill vibe.

16:48 You know,

16:49 the naked episode where we both sit like Oenheim.

16:51 Yeah, I still think it's a funny idea.

16:53 Imagine we sit like this and it covers our like dingling.

16:56 Get everyone out of the room.

16:58 But that's the problem.

16:59 It's all This is why we've genuinely not done it.

17:01 There is all the basically it's only Mirin that has to look

17:03 at us but like um Mirin would have to look at us.

17:06 I would do it.

17:07 Tori's safe.

17:08 She sits in her room.

17:09 I would do it Jack, but I would sit like this.

17:11 How's our Owen like have the camera?

17:12 No, cuz Owen has to look at the cameras.

17:14 I would sit like this.

17:15 You can't whenever it's the worst moment of the week,

17:17 I'll go Dun and do a big fling.

17:19 That's horrible.

17:20 That's really sexual.

17:21 It's not.

17:21 It's not sexual.

17:22 There's nothing The fact literally just thrusted.

17:24 The fact that you implied sexual means you're thinking sexually about me.

17:28 __] off, man.

17:30 Don't do that.

17:31 So, actually your thing is actually about question.

17:35 Chicken Phillips like that name.

17:37 Chicken Phillips says,

17:37 "If you could invent a new

17:38 household appliance that could do absolutely anything,

17:41 what would you invent and why?" A friend.

17:45 So, don't feel lonely.

17:47 Is that cuz you kicked your housemates out?

17:49 I kicked one of them out and the other one went

17:51 The other one moved out and I was heartbroken.

17:54 One of them I was very, very, very glad to go.

17:56 Well, you'll be glad to know that already exists.

17:58 Tesla have made a new robot.

17:59 So, you know, get yourself one of those Tesla robots.

18:02 No.

18:02 What would I get?

18:03 I'll probably get like um do you know like creative mode?

18:09 I get a thing I put my hand

18:10 in and whatever I want comes out just like a fabricator.

18:16 Fabricate stuff.

18:17 A rapid fabricator.

18:19 Cuz then I have a new mate, but I also have gold.

18:23 Gold.

18:24 That would be what you went for.

18:25 Gold.

18:26 I guess diamond is stronger.

18:28 and go get diamond or maybe emerald.

18:33 Yeah.

18:32 Or maybe a dog.

18:34 I make living things, too.

18:37 It's very dangerous.

18:39 What would I want in my house?

18:41 You've already got a beer tap.

18:42 You got too much.

18:43 You need to be thinking about what you should take out your house.

18:45 Guinness beer tap.

18:47 Yeah,

18:47 normal beer tap can't do Guinness cuz it's nitrous and not uh carbon dioxide.

18:52 Um so yeah, probably I I would want a You can buy them,

18:56 but they're real expensive.

18:57 I'm I'm just getting my kitchen done up at the moment.

19:00 Guess what's an option?

19:02 What?

19:01 Expensive option, but guess what's an option?

19:03 Oh, is the boiling water tap?

19:04 One one better than that.

19:08 Oh,

19:08 sparkling water tap.

19:10 Sparkling water tap.

19:12 Yeah.

19:12 I don't care for sparkling water that much.

19:13 Get So, I've got a soda stream actually.

19:15 Yeah, but you don't care for sparkling

19:16 water until you put ginger beer cordial in.

19:19 Then you have a ginger beer tap.

19:21 Yeah.

19:21 Yeah.

19:21 But the thing is, so I thought this cuz I I

19:24 have a Soda Stream and I bought the Pepsi Max cherry syrup.

19:28 You're doing it all right.

19:29 Cuz I flipping love Pepsi Max cherry.

19:30 The syrup they sell for Soda Stream is[ __] horrible.

19:33 You're not doing it right.

19:34 You have to commit.

19:35 It's a You don't get it from the brand.

19:36 You go to[ __] Waitro Roman.

19:39 You go to[ __] Waitress.

19:40 You get You get the the cordial that the elderflower cordial or the ginger.

19:45 You know that brand that has it all in cursive.

19:47 You pour a[ __] bit of that in.

19:50 You pour sparkling thing on it.

19:51 That's homemade ginger beer.

19:52 I know.

19:53 I've had it at your dad's.

19:54 It's amazing.

19:54 It's my favorite.

19:54 It was good.

19:55 I think I'm going to use the soda stream when I get home just for the fun of it.

19:58 Makes some fizzy.

19:58 I love the noise.

20:00 And it goes really high pitch at the end.

20:02 Yeah.

20:02 Right.

20:02 I'm going to take a shallow question now.

20:03 So, it's a bit more shallow.

20:05 Shallow makes it sound like it's vain, doesn't it?

20:07 It does.

20:07 It's not.

20:08 These aren't questions of vanity.

20:10 Jasper, if you could have any a conversation with any dead musician,

20:13 which one would it be?

20:17 Musician.

20:19 Jesus because I bet he had a tinker about

20:22 before and I'd ask him were you were you real?

20:28 What Jesus I bet played he maybe did

20:30 the triangle once that counts as a musician.

20:32 I'd bring that Jesus then I'd ask him is he real?

20:35 Then I'd ask him for powers.

20:39 I who would I speak to?

20:42 One some would argue you can speak to Jesus any day.

20:44 That's called praying.

20:44 If you can turn water into wine, can you turn walls into sludge?

20:50 Say that.

20:50 Jesus.

20:52 Um, I would my my brain's jumping to Amy Winehouse.

20:55 Can you turn this one into 50?

20:58 Miller.

20:58 Oh, yeah.

20:58 Matt Miller, actually.

20:59 You know, you know, have you seen it?

21:00 A new Thundercat album came out the other day

21:02 and it's got a Matt Miller track on it.

21:04 I didn't know that.

21:05 Matt Miller, how how many years has Matt Miller been dead?

21:09 Seven.

21:09 __] new Matt Miller music dropped.

21:11 A lot of new Matt Miller music dropped last year.

21:12 like a whole album of all of his unions.

21:14 I know.

21:14 And then a new one.

21:15 He He did so much music.

21:17 It's ridiculous.

21:18 It's insane how I can't believe I was like the other day I like was like,

21:21 "Oh, new release." And it was a Mac Miller track.

21:22 I'm like, "He's dead.

21:23 He's been dead 7 years." That's such a crime that he died.

21:26 It is awful to be curious me.

21:28 Right.

21:28 Should we do a deep one?

21:29 We're talking about death now.

21:30 Go on.

21:36 __] hell.

21:37 Amy L.

21:38 __] hell.

21:40 You know, if our This is one you'll like and I don't.

21:42 You know, if our reality is just one of billions other realities,

21:45 do our choices matter less or do they become even more important?

21:49 I don't know, Amy.

21:51 I think it just sort of stays where it is, does it not?

21:56 I mean, it's a matter of perspective.

21:58 I suppose in a way they get less important because somewhere else

22:02 something else is happening and like this is just one of many possibilities.

22:06 But then also part of me thinks, well,

22:08 your your scope is only ever going to be this reality.

22:11 Therefore, it matters just as much as it always mattered to you.

22:14 What do you hope audiences take away from your content?

22:16 Is it purely entertainment or do you view it on a deeper level?

22:18 And how has this changed since you started,

22:20 since you and your audience have evolved?

22:23 You go first.

22:24 Uh, right now I see it pretty much entirely as entertainment for people.

22:28 Um, I I don't really I'm not really

22:30 trying to do anything super artistic with it.

22:32 It's not that I'm not I feel like I've lost an artistic spark or anything.

22:35 It's simply that I don't feel like I'm flexing that muscle right now.

22:37 I think I spent like 5 years really trying to like make sure I

22:41 put an artistic imprint on everything and I just realized I didn't have to.

22:43 I can just make funny stuff and just just just for the sake of it.

22:47 Uh so that's what I feel like now.

22:49 Um I think obviously I I there's a deeper

22:53 element in that it's probably very important to some people.

22:55 It probably holds a point a part of people's lives that is very important

22:59 and I can I have appreciation for that and I'm very humbled by it.

23:02 But um I yeah I feel at this point

23:07 I am just striving to make stuff that entertains people.

23:10 I haven't really made anything in a long time where I'm trying to say something,

23:14 you know, really deep and meaningful.

23:17 I would say the the biggest difference between now

23:19 and then is I just understand things a lot more.

23:22 Like when I was when we were 16 or even like 19 like

23:28 for me it was a bit of a means to an end of I

23:29 make this video because I enjoy it and because I think it will

23:31 be good and because it will get views and that was like it.

23:34 Whereas now you've had so I've had so many people come

23:36 up and go you know oh this really meant a lot.

23:39 You got me through co as one that everyone says

23:41 what what do you mean I got you through co

23:43 I was literally just trying to get a I was

23:46 just trying to have a Minecraft war cuz it was fun.

23:48 And then you start understanding oh that like you kind of start understanding

23:52 that and then I think with that understanding

23:54 comes a reshaping of your priorities.

23:56 So I'd say for me now especially after experiencing a first

24:00 sort of bout of depression and understanding like what's helped me through

24:04 that and what what matters a lot and also just being like you

24:09 know we're like into our 20s now do you know what I mean?

24:11 like it's slightly you know um I think like um I probably

24:18 think a lot more about like uh what that is I want

24:22 and I think that generally these days is like a form of connection

24:24 which is why it's the either the live performances with the standup

24:27 or the square videos that are a bit deeper or the Tom

24:31 walks which are in nature I don't know all of that just

24:34 like makes a lot more sense to me and is a lot

24:36 more purposeful I think that's all it is it's more purposeful now

24:39 but I think a lot about what I'd want the audience to get from it.

24:43 Even this, you know.

24:44 Yeah.

24:44 No, no, I I get that completely.

24:46 I think these days I put less onus on that.

24:49 I just sort of make I think what I realized is to be the most authentic,

24:53 I have to make it feel like it is just me and my mates and that's it.

24:56 Yeah.

24:56 And I sort of can appreciate in the back

24:57 of my mind that people will get something out of it.

24:59 But I think to be my most authentic self, I have to feel like

25:02 But I can appreciate what you do now in a way

25:04 I wouldn't have been able to when I was 16.

25:06 Yeah.

25:06 I'd be like, "This is a reaction video." And now I go,

25:07 "No, it's you and Harry creating a community with Yeah.

25:10 I can I get it now

25:12 when someone goes I love these videos I can like get why

25:14 that was very that was very important to me was to understand why why

25:17 I have this audience why we have this audience why we mean something

25:19 to people cuz I did not get it for the life of me

25:22 and I still don't really well I know I kind of do

25:24 I don't know Adam defit Tommy oh it's for you Tommy

25:31 hey Adam are you by any chance considering a tour in Europe not just England USA

25:35 and Australia or even maybe a few podcasts

25:37 of on the road I understand there aren't Um,

25:40 I understand that there aren't native English speakers here,

25:43 but you have so many fans that would love to see you.

25:45 I basically, do you want to tour around Europe?

25:47 Yeah, basically yes to everything you just said.

25:49 We'll definitely take the podcast on the road and I definitely want to tour.

25:52 I'd love to do a load of like uh less than,

25:56 you know, 150 people venues in England and America.

25:59 I'd love to like do a really intimate tour

26:02 where you do a load of dates in a place.

26:04 I'd really love to do that in the next few years.

26:06 Like I I think when I do my first standup tour,

26:09 hope hopefully it's going to be festivals in places and not like I

26:14 don't you know a few thousand people in want to be little rooms.

26:17 Um as little as it can be really.

26:19 I'd like to do that a lot.

26:22 So yes.

26:23 Yes.

26:24 And I I agree to the the podcast bit and I really have a say in his stuff.

26:29 Well, I don't know.

26:29 Actually usually drags me along.

26:30 Somehow you'll end up being on the stand.

26:32 Somehow I still end up going to the standup tours as well for some reason.

26:34 But but um I don't know how but

26:36 I I get more I don't like the idea

26:38 of doing a tour that you're not there cuz I haven't.

26:40 Yeah.

26:40 No, I'm usually there somehow.

26:42 But podcast ones I have a lot of say in.

26:44 So yeah, I can say for Yeah.

26:45 Let's get surface now.

26:46 Yeah.

26:46 All right.

26:48 It's a short one.

26:50 Asha, what is your favorite internal organ?

26:54 Brain.

26:55 My heart says a lot.

26:58 Said a lot right there.

27:00 That was quite It's almost quite worrying how much that says.

27:04 Um, Haley, can I get a happy birthday on the pod?

27:06 I'm turning 21.

27:08 Happy birthday, Haley.

27:09 Happy birthday, Haley.

27:10 Was that it?

27:11 Oh, Jesus Christ.

27:12 Haley.

27:13 Jeez.

27:13 What question?

27:14 Hie.

27:14 Favorite type of cheese, please.

27:16 This is very important to my opinions of you.

27:18 Got to be cheddar in it.

27:20 Cheddar is probably genuinely my favorite cheese.

27:22 Mature, not extra mature.

27:23 Oh, no.

27:24 I'll go vintage.

27:25 What's that?

27:26 Even more mature than extra mure.

27:27 Oh, no.

27:27 That's like eating bloody bloody I don't know, moss.

27:31 I I love vintage cheddar.

27:34 Smash a block of vintage cheddar to myself.

27:37 No, I don't like creaminess.

27:38 I like non creaminess.

27:39 But I'm going to go specific here.

27:42 There's a there's a company called the Great British Cheese Company

27:44 and they do a wheel of cheese called the Drunken Monk.

27:46 It's uh it's it's cheddar cheese.

27:49 Um but it's red wine and um u fried onion.

27:56 So good.

27:56 Sometimes when I hear the name of a company

27:59 like that, the Great British Cheese Company,

28:02 it just makes me think, aren't we useless?

28:05 What on earth?

28:06 I was on the opposite end of that.

28:07 I was like, aren't we great?

28:09 What on earth are me and you doing?

28:11 Why aren't we Oh, sorry.

28:13 Why aren't we working for the great British cheese company?

28:16 They have everything figured.

28:18 They don't worry about the[ __] we worry about.

28:20 They're not sat here, oh, I'm stressed about the the world.

28:23 No, we like about curds and

28:25 we make cheese.

28:26 We make cheese.

28:28 It's quite stressful making cheese.

28:29 It's a craft, Jack.

28:31 Yeah.

28:31 No, I I would love to make some cheese.

28:33 Sorry, my phone just went off and vibrated my back.

28:35 I did not like that one bit.

28:37 It does make me It makes me It makes me question my place

28:41 in this goddamn world cuz you just think what what a It's integrity, isn't it?

28:47 That go for another go for another.

28:51 It's from Tana Highland.

28:53 It's great.

28:53 Tina Highland.

28:54 Tana Highland.

28:55 That's a great name.

28:56 I hope that's your real name.

28:57 If you were able to go back to the first episode of Suit,

28:59 what's something you would change about the podcast format?

29:01 Would you add or remove anything to it knowing that you what you know about?

29:04 I would have added horoscopes at the beginning of the Patreon.

29:08 We have horoscopes now on the Patreon.

29:10 You should subscribe $7.

29:12 I would say um I think we've done quite a good job

29:15 of keeping it's kind of very naturally improved for us just getting better at

29:20 I think I was saying this to you at lunch.

29:22 So, I'll say it now cuz I think it's true.

29:24 I think what we've learned in talking about our weeks,

29:27 we almost made it too much about us.

29:29 We've only lived a few like we've only been alive 20 odd years.

29:31 It's like you start running out.

29:33 Um, so I I I think maybe I'd integrate

29:36 a little bit more about talking about things that aren't us now.

29:39 I love us.

29:40 I love us, too.

29:40 But I just I just I do worry I think I would have given

29:44 us a bit of a backup option is my only uh is my only thought.

29:47 But we we'll probably work that in in f maybe when we do season two.

29:51 We have the red set.

29:52 It's not in seasons, is it?

29:54 Yeah.

29:54 Let's do a season two.

29:54 After episode 100, we're going to stop for a month, come back with a red set.

29:58 And we And we're mad.

30:01 And we're mad for the next 100.

30:02 Angriest moment of the week.

30:03 I would like if after episode 100, the whole set became green.

30:07 Do you really want it to be green for some reason?

30:08 I think we accidentally like made blue our color.

30:10 It doesn't have to be.

30:11 We rebrand and we become a whole new I don't think we should rebrand.

30:15 I think our brand is so solid.

30:17 Fine.

30:17 Guess we won't get Guess every one of my ideas is crap.

30:21 Maybe get um a new telephone.

30:23 Your new toy on the on the Yeah, a new toy.

30:26 Anyway, I think I think it's

30:28 the bloody What happened to the plant?

30:30 The Venus fly trap.

30:30 Did it die?

30:32 It died.

30:32 Oh, what do we call it?

30:35 Scrimblow.

30:35 Globo.

30:36 Globo.

30:37 Globo.

30:37 Globo.

30:38 Yeah, Globo died.

30:40 I think a full set revamp after episode 100.

30:42 H.

30:42 We'll think about.

30:43 But um Oh, I got two.

30:46 How many seagulls would have to be in your house

30:48 where we suspected someone was putting them there?

30:51 Two.

30:52 One would be an accident.

30:53 One's flown in.

30:54 No.

30:54 Three.

30:57 Four.

30:57 Yeah.

30:57 Three is a family.

30:58 Four's a crowd.

30:59 Two.

30:59 I'd be I I think one I' i'd be like, "Damn, Brighton." Two I'd be like, "Oh,

31:03 they've clearly come together." Three, I'd be like,

31:05 "What are the chances?" Four, I'd be like, "Right, something's gone on." Right.

31:08 Like I I think three I'd sus I'd be suspicious,

31:11 but four I'd be pretty bloody sure.

31:14 Yeah.

31:14 Yeah.

31:14 Yeah.

31:14 I'm with you.

31:15 Five.

31:16 I'd be like, "This is just insane." Yeah.

31:18 No, actually f I think five and six and I start being like,

31:20 "Someone's not putting them here.

31:22 There's like something in my wall." Like they're attracted to my house.

31:25 That's the I think I'd be like that at 3.

31:28 Okay.

31:29 I'm going to do another.

31:32 Okay.

31:31 Are you Vans or Converse people?

31:32 Vans.

31:33 Is this What's this?

31:34 I think you wear Converse.

31:35 I think I've seen you in Converse.

31:36 I think I wear Converse and Vans, but right in this stage of my life, I'm Vans.

31:40 These are Adidas.

31:42 Are they?

31:42 What you got on your feet are Adidas?

31:44 But they're more vansy than Conversy.

31:46 No, they're not.

31:46 They're Adidas uh sambers.

31:49 Sam sambber.

31:50 Is it?

31:51 I like them.

31:53 Yeah.

31:53 Well, you I've never been a fan of either, but I have had Converse.

31:58 I had the Converse high tops for a little while.

31:59 Yeah.

32:00 I've had like shoes, man.

32:02 I don't like shoes.

32:03 I like hoodies.

32:04 My feet the point of my feet is to get me from place to place, not to look nice.

32:10 I couldn't agree more.

32:11 Uh Sarah, if you could pick anyone to be your roommate, who would you pick?

32:15 Uh friends and celebrities.

32:18 If there's any celebrities I'd like to live with, Joe Perah, you know what?

32:22 I'm going to say it.

32:23 I know it's weird to say cuz he might see this.

32:25 He'd be slow doing the dishes, wouldn't he?

32:27 I just I I think his calm would would benefit my life.

32:30 I think I think that's why I liked his show so much.

32:32 I was thinking of someone very calming to live with.

32:34 Yeah, I think Joe Per would really, if you know,

32:36 he has a very calming comedy show and I it's my favorite show ever,

32:39 but I think um it would um help.

32:42 I think people idolize are nothing like the people who would want to live with.

32:47 I want to live with someone very calming.

32:50 Well, you would want to live with Bruce.

32:53 No.

32:53 Always making a racket and winging.

32:55 He's sad.

32:57 No, live with Bruce.

32:58 I want to live with someone very calm.

33:00 Probably a monk or something.

33:02 Just any old monk.

33:03 Any old Any old monk?

33:04 I'll take any old monk.

33:06 No.

33:06 Um, I don't know actually.

33:07 I don't know.

33:09 Fictional.

33:10 Maybe.

33:10 Ang.

33:12 You're back on the Avatar.

33:14 Right.

33:14 Hang on.

33:16 Sarah or Sara?

33:18 It's never quite clear when they don't have the H.

33:20 Uh, would you ever travel to the moon given the opportunity,

33:22 even if there is a very, very small teeny tiny chance the spaceship explodes?

33:26 Have we had this before?

33:27 Did you not ask me this the other week?

33:29 No, but I think it was asked generally around at the minute given the Arteimus.

33:32 Yeah, I thought after the Arteimus thing maybe.

33:34 No, there was a poll.

33:35 You're thinking of I think SNL that British people

33:39 50% of them said they wouldn't go to the moon.

33:41 I'd go.

33:42 Would you?

33:43 Yeah, I think I would.

33:44 Absolutely.

33:44 I'd go to the moon.

33:46 Even if there was a small chance the spaceship exploded.

33:49 Yeah, it'd be tough not to go.

33:51 But the thing is the only problem would be I bet

33:52 you just banging on about it for the rest of your life.

33:54 I would if I if I went like I genuinely I

33:57 think there's nothing I've ever wanted more than to go to space.

34:01 What about true love?

34:02 Well well no I I I I uh I I really do

34:08 think like as a kid I was just always like that feels like

34:12 that feels like an experience that like to see everything

34:17 from that far away to get that level of perspective.

34:20 I was reading a book about it.

34:21 It sounds incredible.

34:22 Now you don't know how Katy Perry's like changed.

34:25 She started dating Justin Trudeau.

34:27 Who's that?

34:28 The former prime minister of Canada.

34:31 That Yeah, that feels like a post going to space thing, doesn't it?

34:34 Wasn't he like lovely?

34:36 I don't really know.

34:37 He was the really calm the really cool one.

34:39 I I just don't really know much about

34:40 that.

34:40 Feels like a post space thing.

34:43 Yeah, I go to space.

34:44 Right, let's do another service one before a deep one.

34:48 Best places in Brighton bucket list.

34:50 I'm moving soon.

34:51 Ray Burns Smith.

34:52 Here's where you gonna go.

34:53 Want to go Dave's comics.

34:54 You want to go to Dave's comics in the lanes.

34:57 You want to go to the resident in the lanes.

34:59 It's that section of the lanes with resident Penny's rock and soul cafe.

35:03 Y um comedia.

35:05 You want to go to the picture.

35:06 You want to go to juke of York's picture house.

35:07 It's the best cinema I've ever been

35:09 to in the oldest cinema in the whole country.

35:10 It's[ __] unreal.

35:11 You want to go to I rented it for Instagram reals bingo.

35:15 You want to go to um Comedia to go to that picture house as well.

35:20 some great cinemas.

35:21 You want to go to Gman Ramen, which is amazing.

35:24 If you can get in, it's always really busy.

35:26 You want to go to in the center of town.

35:29 Where do you want to go?

35:29 You want to go um you kind of just want to kick about them lanes for a while.

35:34 Dave's comics and like around there is amazing.

35:36 That's what made me fall in love with it.

35:37 I don't go there very often anymore.

35:38 No, I went on my birthday actually.

35:39 I walked to Dave's comics.

35:40 I I took my my brother and his girlfriend visit and I took them there.

35:43 But

35:43 I'm reading Absolute Batman.

35:44 It's[ __] brilliant.

35:45 Oh, I've heard Absolute Batman's great.

35:47 It's awesome.

35:47 He's horrible.

35:48 He's poor.

35:49 Um, he's poor.

35:50 He's poor.

35:50 It's broke, man.

35:51 That's the whole thing.

35:51 He's poor.

35:52 It's homemade.

35:52 Everything's homemade.

35:54 Um, anyway, it's[ __] brilliant.

35:56 Is um absolute Batman.

35:57 And Dave's comics.

35:58 The water st I like, but it's you want to like the Churchill Square's nice.

36:02 The worst bit of Brighton, the upstairs of Churchill Square.

36:05 It's dis Oh, it's horrible.

36:06 The upstairs with all the fast food.

36:09 Oh god, I've not been up there in ages.

36:10 Don't go up there.

36:11 I don't know that I've ever been up there.

36:13 Don't.

36:13 It's horrid.

36:14 It's full of horrid youths being horrible.

36:18 Well, I'm going to read a deep question now.

36:19 I've grabbed

36:20 the P is pretty cool.

36:21 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

36:22 Loading bar going.

36:23 Oh, but loading bar is good.

36:25 People will be into this.

36:26 Well, only people from Brighton.

36:28 They won't.

36:28 I imagine someone in America was fantasizing

36:30 right now about living here and they're like, "Wow, that sounds amazing."

36:33 Is you're just saying the names of places.

36:34 Loading bar is a beautiful video game bar cafe.

36:37 Dave's Comics.

36:37 It's got comic books on the outside of it.

36:40 Everywhere you look, it's literally got comics all over.

36:42 You go in, you're surrounded by independent comics, Marvel comics.

36:46 It's this brilliant, beautiful place.

36:47 You go upstairs, they have every issue hand by hand.

36:50 It's amazing.

36:50 Walk down the road just a minute onto this cramp sort of tight lane street.

36:54 You go into resident, there's records everywhere.

36:56 They have books in there that are amazing.

36:58 It's such a welllaidout shop.

36:59 They have CDs, records.

37:01 It's beautiful.

37:02 Across the street, literally 1 second away, Snoopers Paradise,

37:05 full of tap, but good tap that's cheap.

37:07 Then you stroll on a little bit.

37:09 You're ready.

37:09 They rip you off.

37:10 You're ready.

37:10 You're ready for lunch.

37:11 You go to Kenny's Rock and Soul Cafe.

37:13 Filling.

37:14 My god, is it a nice building to be in soul?

37:16 Lovely.

37:16 You walk a little bit further down,

37:18 you can go by comedia where you can see live.

37:20 I just I just fear we've spent too long on this cuz you did the second half.

37:23 People will be into this.

37:24 People think the latter half, you know, Tom, I agree.

37:27 They were into the latter half,

37:27 but the problem is you wasted the first half just

37:30 saying the names and now I've got to hurry you along.

37:32 I think if you'd done that from the start, I would let you run.

37:34 Zoe has asked, "Are you not worried about parasocial relationships?

37:38 Is there anything you do to try and make distance

37:40 between you and your audience that it doesn't foster parasocial relationships?

37:42 What would you do if you encountered a fan in the wild

37:44 who had an extreme parasocial relationship with you or has it happened before?

37:47 Right, here's the thing.

37:49 There's nothing wrong with being a huge fan of someone.

37:52 I am a huge fan of Bruce.

37:54 If you watch every one of these podcasts and read

37:56 every interview we've ever done and watch every that's fine.

37:59 And if you[ __] sit about and you're like you, that's fine.

38:03 I'm happy to be a character in your life.

38:06 But like if you're being perversive and pushing

38:09 and being like, where does he live?

38:11 That's when I have a problem.

38:12 But I have no problem with people being a huge fan.

38:15 I don't think I worry about parasocial relationships specifically.

38:17 I do worry about like things that might come with it,

38:20 like you say, like doxing and like, you know, things like that.

38:23 But I I I can't say that I necessarily worry about them themselves.

38:26 I I find that um as long as I'm not making an active effort to foster them,

38:32 which I think people have over the years, um I think as long as I'm not making

38:35 an active effort to like make people feel that way,

38:38 it it's not really like some people are going

38:40 to and I'm sort of aware of that and I like hope

38:42 that they manage cuz I don't always think it's healthy

38:44 for people and I think when it gets to that stage, I hope they sort that.

38:47 But I can't I can't be held responsible for it so

38:50 long as I'm making my best effort to just make content.

38:53 Like here's what I think actually.

38:55 I treasure, absolutely treasure my relationship with my audience

39:00 and I treasure that I have an audience and that they I have something to say

39:04 and that they come out and see me and that I've been building this, you know,

39:08 some sevenyear relationship with a lot of my audience

39:10 that have been watching me since 2018.

39:12 Many of them are 5 year long and I

39:14 I treasure that and I think that goes both ways.

39:17 But that is all it is.

39:19 It is not a friendship.

39:21 Yeah.

39:21 Yeah.

39:21 It is not you know you don't know me

39:23 and ultimately or even this you know even my most

39:27 vulnerable it's a for it's a performance you know you

39:30 don't see me even if someone puts a documentary camera

39:33 on me I'm aware suddenly like that there's a camera

39:36 on me if a video goes out where I

39:38 don't know I'm being filmed I've approved that being edited

39:40 to go out because it aligns with what you know

39:44 ultimately whether you know you like it or not we

39:47 are performers this is a form of performance you know

39:50 and it and it can similar and it can

39:52 and be very similar to who I am, but it isn't.

39:54 And there are things, you know,

39:57 I'm sure there are views I have and opinions I have

40:00 and you have and everyone has that at some point would conflict,

40:03 you know, but this relationship where I go,

40:07 this is the best things I have to say and the best

40:08 things I've got to do and this is what I believe is

40:10 worth your attention and you watch it and you either enjoy it

40:13 or you chat[ __] about it or you think it's great or think,

40:15 you know, whatever you want that I treasure, you know.

40:19 M um but do you worry I think the question was more like do

40:23 you worry about parasocial relationships like do

40:25 you find you're doing things to actively

40:27 No because to me a parasocial relationship is is I I I think

40:30 they've been kind of deeped in the past few years you know if

40:33 pe if if I am if I have that relationship with my audience

40:37 that's okay and I think that's good I think some people push that

40:40 what what relation the one you described

40:42 yeah where you're a performer and you engage with them

40:44 no I agree I I don't think

40:45 that what you're describing is a parasocial relationship

40:47 the difficulty is when it becomes you know,

40:49 someone imagining me as as more than uh sorry

40:56 there's people outside because I do think I think but I think I

40:59 think the qu I think like I I think you made your point clear.

41:03 I think but what I'm saying is like

41:05 do you worry do you do things

41:07 to avoid that that that relationship going further?

41:09 Do you avoid because I think what I I

41:11 think what I was trying to say a minute ago

41:12 was that like I think I don't worry about it

41:15 too much because I feel like I just put content

41:17 out there and I don't do anything to try

41:19 and foster I I realize there's going to be some

41:21 people out there who develop these parasocial relationships where they

41:23 feel like they're friends like me or Harry or you.

41:25 But ultimately, like I think we've always made an effort

41:27 to sort of like explain that isn't the case.

41:29 And we don't do these things where

41:31 we're[ __] post on our Instagram stories like,

41:35 you know, as if we're mates with our viewers and stuff.

41:37 Like I think we as creators do a good job of making content with that divide.

41:42 And therefore, if anyone looks beyond that, I feel like I've

41:45 done everything within my power to not make it that way.

41:48 And therefore, I don't stress about it.

41:49 I I Here's what I'll say.

41:51 I don't like when I lie and I don't like when the audience lies.

41:57 Like I didn't like years ago when I used to be like and I didn't like

42:00 at the time when I was like there's

42:02 an unsubscribe glitch happening and then people subscribe to me.

42:06 I know it's such a random example,

42:07 but I used to at the time thinking like this is a lie and you

42:11 know and there's a difference between the performance

42:13 and exaggerating that and hyperbole and you

42:15 know but like I don't like when I don't feel I like I don't

42:18 like that and I don't like when the audience you know lies and says he's

42:23 this person or that person you know I

42:25 used to find that really difficult the sort

42:27 of thing of you know and I still do if you get into a controversy

42:30 and people then go that leads to this this this and this I don't I

42:33 really don't like that I worry about that like I don't like that you know

42:39 and I I but I think my relationship with my audience at a longstanding

42:44 is different to that.

42:46 I think that's like I think that's an intense

42:48 kind of social media hyper I don't think that's real.

42:52 But like for example, you know,

42:53 I I've had chats where I've sat next to a viewer

42:56 and I've talked with them for like 30 minutes,

42:58 you know, and we're talking about life and stuff and

43:00 that's not parasocial.

43:01 That's social.

43:01 That's actually social.

43:02 Exactly.

43:03 So that's where I I I don't know.

43:04 But for me, as long as like you're not lying and going,

43:07 Tommy and it's my friend,

43:08 Jack's my friend, and these guys care about me and these guys, you know,

43:12 are there for me and like if you're going their content and the work that they

43:15 do and and their performance is like I like that, that's good cuz that's right.

43:19 But if you're like, you know,

43:22 and and you I I don't know that this is God, this is in surface, right?

43:27 No, no, I grab this from deep.

43:28 Oh, fair.

43:28 Okay.

43:29 I think if if if and it is difficult, it's really hard to navigate,

43:32 but I I think if that is understood

43:35 on both sides and it's a constantly changing,

43:37 then that that's good with me.

43:39 Um and I treasure that.

43:40 But I worry I I don't like to set

43:43 a precedent where um that can be misinterpreted, you know?

43:50 Is that is that clear?

43:51 Yeah, I think so.

43:53 I never really explored that before.

43:54 Yeah.

43:55 I think I think I think Yeah.

43:57 I don't like being like, "Buy my merch because we're friends." Like, no.

44:00 Yeah.

44:00 I think that's why buy my merch because it's good and you want to wear clothing

44:03 with with my logos on cuz you like it and I like Yeah.

44:05 I think it's so long as it stays honest is your point.

44:09 Yeah.

44:08 Yeah.

44:09 Which I think is fair.

44:09 I've gone down to surface now.

44:11 That was too much.

44:12 Yeah.

44:12 Not too much, but just, you know,

44:15 um I assume this is a question for you because I'll just

44:19 read it and you'll figure out why it's a question for you.

44:21 Glue Eating Champion asks,

44:24 "What would you do if Jack just turned into something evil?

44:27 Something just so beyond comprehension and that is so horrible and awful

44:30 looking that would just be horrible and Jack wouldn't be himself anymore.

44:33 He would just be this evil horrible looking creature

44:36 that Tom and the gang would have to look at forever

44:39 and just be horrified cuz it's so horrible and bad."

44:42 I Are they saying in a like a fun way,

44:44 what if Jack turns really ugly?

44:47 Cuz a lot of that was about how he looks.

44:48 Yeah, like a hor I've become like a horrible creature.

44:51 I think if you

44:52 like I'm like like man spider from Spider-Man when he becomes man spider

44:55 and he has the arms um or something like that.

44:58 I I' if I could get over it, I'd continue with as usual.

45:02 I'm an evil creature.

45:03 So perhaps my not even myself.

45:05 If you started behaving evily,

45:07 I think I did probably end the podcast and um probably

45:13 chill with you less because you're evil and an evil creature.

45:16 I think you'd be right in doing that, man.

45:18 Thank you.

45:18 It's only cuz you're an evil evil

45:20 creature who's horrible and horrible to look at.

45:22 Yeah.

45:22 No, I I I think the looks thing would make it less justified.

45:25 I think I think the fact that they said I become evil.

45:28 Really?

45:28 That's where I go.

45:29 That's what that's what sways.

45:30 That's what tips me over the edge actually.

45:32 Again, now the new one is time to sit with you.

45:34 Who's your Mario Kart main?

45:35 Uh blue dark blue Yoshi with sunglasses on on a bike.

45:39 Uh I think it's still Lacatu on World.

45:43 Yeah, Dark Blue Yoshi's the coolest guy ever.

45:46 Let's do another surface one.

45:47 We need to compensate for the level of deepness.

45:49 I know.

45:49 We need to find something that we're going to answer

45:51 only on the Patreon so people know what they're coming over.

45:54 Burn.

45:54 How much did the Are you going to answer this honestly?

45:59 What?

45:59 How much did the shoes Jack bought for the Mickey 17 premiere cost?

46:03 Please.

46:03 I think about this every day and need answers.

46:05 So, just to give context, audience,

46:08 Jack had to buy some very expensive shoes because he didn't have suit

46:11 shoes for the Mickey 17 premiere and he didn't say how much they cost.

46:15 That is a call back I think they deserve.

46:17 Yeah, I I I will give the answer.

46:18 I'll give a little bit more context for those who are new cuz I think I think

46:21 Say the answer first and give context.

46:22 No, no, no.

46:23 I'll give the context first.

46:24 I um I went to the premiere.

46:27 I I wanted to wear some brown shoes with my suit.

46:29 I thought it'd look better, but I didn't own any.

46:30 So, I thought, you know what?

46:31 I won't bring any shoes with me and I'll buy some when I get there.

46:33 The problem is I left it till the day of the premiere.

46:35 This was my fault.

46:36 I didn't have very much time, so I looked up shoe stores in the area.

46:40 Are you choking on water?

46:47 He's fine.

46:47 He's coughing.

46:48 You can't cough if you're choking.

46:52 Can't cough if you're choking.

46:53 What you It's He's got what you always got to remember.

46:59 I don't know if that's science, by the way.

47:00 Maybe double check that before we put that out into the world.

47:02 But I think I think that's true.

47:03 Cuz if your airway was blocked, it wouldn't be coming up, would it?

47:06 Oh man.

47:08 Oh man.

47:09 I tried to push it back into the water, but I didn't.

47:12 It went all over me.

47:13 I went, "Quick, I'm joking.

47:14 Let me let me put all the water back in the in the cup." But instead,

47:18 I spat it out with such force.

47:19 It went everywhere.

47:20 But I saw We all saw.

47:22 They saw probably.

47:26 Let's get him some tissues.

47:27 There we go.

47:31 Yeah.

47:32 You'll be all right, won't you?

47:34 Just went down the wrong.

47:35 I appreciated, you know, you kept it together in my moment of need.

47:38 Well, Mir looks so panicked.

47:39 I'm like, you can't choke if you're coughing.

47:42 I again I think that's true because the air can't if you

47:44 would if your airway was blocked the air wouldn't be coming out.

47:47 I think again I think

47:49 that must be quite shocking and horrible for audio listeners.

47:52 It just hear me cough for ages.

47:54 Yeah.

47:54 And just me insisting that you're not joking.

47:56 Um no.

47:58 What was I saying?

47:59 Uh oh yeah.

47:59 So I went to Careful.

48:01 Don't do it again.

48:02 Um I went to the

48:04 How much did you spend on these shoes?

48:06 And they died in the time to[ __] do it.

48:09 Just tell me tell me how much it cost, Jack.

48:11 I will do it in a moment.

48:12 Uh I I went to go get the shoes.

48:16 I went to the first store that showed up cuz I really didn't have any time.

48:18 I went in, I got fitted, they gave me the shoes, I said,

48:21 "Can I have a belt to match?" I went,

48:23 "Yes." I got all this and I got to the tell.

48:25 It was only at that point I saw the price for the first time.

48:27 I had not really for a pair of shoes and a belt.

48:30 Yeah.

48:30 I I I look, I wasn't checking the price.

48:33 Perhaps this is privileged.

48:34 I'm in a fortunate position where I

48:35 figured whatever they were, I'd be all right.

48:37 I figured they'd maybe maybe be a h 100red quid

48:39 for the the shoes and the belt or maybe maybe at most 200.

48:42 I can tell you it was very much more than that.

48:44 The shoes and I forget exactly how much each item was.

48:47 So, I'm just going to tell you the collective

48:48 price of the shoes and the belt which was £700.

48:52 And how many times have you worn them?

48:54 Oh, good for you.

48:55 I've made I've made I've made sure of that.

48:57 A few times.

48:58 Yeah.

48:58 Whenever I'm dressing up nice to the Silly Awards.

49:01 Uh you've worn these shoes a few times.

49:03 Yeah.

49:03 You can't.

49:04 They'll be.

49:05 Yeah, but you My feet aren't going to grow no more.

49:09 £700.

49:09 My feet aren't going to grow no more.

49:12 You've worn They're going to fit me for the rest

49:14 of my life and they come to lifetime guarantee.

49:15 If they ever get repair broke, they'll repair them.

49:18 So, for the rest of my life, I'm going to have these nice shoes my whole

49:22 life because my feet are never going to grow again.

49:25 So, for the rest of my days, what am I?

49:27 23.

49:28 I'm 23 years old.

49:29 I will probably live another 70 years.

49:33 What do we get when you lose these shoes?

49:36 What?

49:35 When you lose them, which you will.

49:37 I won't in a move or something.

49:40 What do we get when you lose them?

49:42 That's a prize.

49:43 I'm never going to lose them.

49:44 I'll have them for 70 more years.

49:48 £700.

49:48 That's insane.

49:49 That's That's only 10 a year for nice shoes.

49:54 Stop trying to You could have You could have bought three Nintendo Switches.

49:58 I already have one.

49:59 You keep doing this.

50:00 I already have one.

50:01 I don't need more.

50:03 That's not right.

50:05 They're really nice shoes.

50:07 Uh, trash terapin.

50:09 What were your favorite toys growing up?

50:10 Did you like Beanie Babies, Hex Bugs, Mushy Monsters, Beyblades, etc.?

50:14 Uh, Lego Ninjago spinners.

50:16 They were good.

50:17 I had Beyblades.

50:18 I also had Hex Bugs.

50:19 I also really like Moshy Monsters.

50:21 Basically everything but um that first thing.

50:23 Beanie Babies, right?

50:24 Beanie.

50:25 Yeah, I didn't give a[ __] about that.

50:26 Go crazy buns.

50:26 They were my favorite.

50:27 What?

50:28 What the[ __] Go crazy.

50:29 Go crazy buns.

50:30 What?

50:30 Go crazy bones.

50:31 They're little They're little They're little tiny

50:32 figures and they're all and they're all mental.

50:34 And anyone who's watching this knows exactly what go crazy bones are.

50:37 When you open a pack of go crazy bones and you got crazy bone.

50:39 Wasn't it the coolest thing in the world?

50:42 And you might get a rare one and then you

50:43 I think you got three per pack and and I want

50:45 to find them and some of them had a bit

50:47 of fur on and other of them felt a bit different.

50:49 They didn't feel right and they sort of stood about and you play with them.

50:52 Bakugan go crazy better than Bakugan.

50:53 Go crazy.

50:54 Bakugan opened up from the ball.

50:56 __] Bakugan.

50:56 It's all about go crazy.

50:57 I didn't have a single gun.

50:58 used to roll them out.

51:00 Oh my god, Bakugan were awesome.

51:01 I never had any Bakugan.

51:02 I only had Christmas bones.

51:04 Bakugan were cool.

51:05 Um I I just I just liked how that sounded after a while, by the way.

51:09 Uh beans.

51:14 Bakugan were awesome.

51:15 Mighty beans.

51:16 Did you ever have mighty beans?

51:18 See them?

51:18 What are they?

51:20 Yeah, these things.

51:21 They were called Mighty Beans.

51:23 Oh, I saw them.

51:24 I hated my beans.

51:25 Go Google Go crazy bones.

51:27 I do not remember.

51:27 Go go go go go crazy.

51:28 I'm telling you this, not to break the fourth wall,

51:31 but this clip is going to do the rounds.

51:33 Everyone's going to know go crazy bones.

51:35 Comment if you know Go crazy in nature.

51:38 Let's see them.

51:41 They They just look like everything did in the early 2000s.

51:45 Maybe I did have some of these, you know?

51:47 They were so great.

51:50 They was They gave me a feeling in my heart

51:52 that I don't know if this ever came back.

51:55 And Pokémon cards.

51:57 Never had those.

51:58 I had like match attacks.

52:00 Right.

52:00 Shallow.

52:01 Speaking of match attacks.

52:05 What is your plan in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

52:07 Who is dying first?

52:08 Where are you seeking shelter?

52:09 What is your weapon of choice?

52:10 Says Sunny.

52:11 Genuinely, I know what I'd do.

52:12 I would probably get in like a low number of people like with Jack, right?

52:16 And we go hang out in like we get to like a sainsburries or something.

52:19 Board it all off.

52:20 We would protect it.

52:21 And then probably after a while, of course, we need to feel pleasure.

52:24 So, what I do is I get my hands on Jack and I probably just give him a hand job

52:29 to see if we both like it because if we're going to be

52:30 together for the rest of time and everyone else is a zombie,

52:33 we need to know if we're sexually combatible quick.

52:35 So, I'll probably give him a little hand job.

52:37 I don't know why.

52:38 Maybe he'll give me one, too.

52:39 I had a plan when I was in high five without they will go

52:42 me and my mates would go straight to our old school.

52:44 That wasn't good.

52:45 Um we we go straight to our old school because it it was like all fenced off

52:50 because the joke was because we both all

52:53 schools will have a big fence to prevent

52:56 um I never really knew why they all schools had like a big fence around it.

53:01 Um and I think it's for two things.

53:02 It's to stop kids escaping and to stop pedos getting in.

53:06 Did your school ever have a ped a local pedophile?

53:09 No.

53:10 What?

53:12 What?

53:13 What do you mean your school had a local pedo?

53:14 one time we had an assembly.

53:16 It was like don't speak to the the man outside.

53:20 Feels a bit bad, but it's true.

53:21 We did.

53:22 He was like, "Don't there's been a guy who hangs out by the gate.

53:25 Don't go and have chats with him." God.

53:28 Yeah.

53:28 No, we never had that.

53:29 But we But anyway, I figure if the gate is good enough for pedos,

53:32 it's enough for zombies.

53:33 Um Yeah.

53:34 Um so we were going to go there, nick a car from the car park.

53:37 The only problem is there wasn't a shop's better.

53:41 More supplies.

53:42 Yeah.

53:43 But good if you want to learn about key stage two.

53:46 I do think everybody is gonna go to a shop.

53:51 Yeah.

53:51 And I think you have to deal with all the other people that have the same idea.

53:54 I don't think anybody else is going to the Gabaldi school in Clipston.

53:58 Um like I think we were probably the only ones

54:00 who had opted for that to be our safe haven.

54:02 And they still had a lot of food from the canteen.

54:05 Yeah.

54:05 And they've got um tools in DT and protractors.

54:10 You know how much they[ __] stab someone with a compass.

54:14 __] hell.

54:14 And the triangular rulers.

54:16 Oh, I need to rule a triangle.

54:17 Great.

54:17 Use a triangular ruler.

54:19 Never got what the point of those was.

54:21 If you want to do a big triangle.

54:23 And they have the What are they?

54:24 Protractors.

54:25 Are they the circular things?

54:27 Yeah.

54:27 Yeah.

54:28 What are the circle rulers?

54:30 And the compass.

54:32 I'm just saying the ones you said.

54:33 And And the protractor, the little circle.

54:35 Don't worry.

54:35 It has a little hole in it where the compass goes.

54:36 And you put the compass in the middle.

54:38 Attach a pencil to it.

54:40 always the most pointless invention.

54:42 I always freeeyed it.

54:44 Uh let's do one more surface,

54:45 then we're going to have to move over to the Patreon.

54:48 Um these are great questions.

54:52 How many Dr.

54:53 Peppers could you drink before you[ __] yourself?

54:55 And do you think it's more or less on the amount of Guinnesses you drank?

54:57 Brackets Jack only from Esme.

54:59 Cheers, Esme.

55:00 Guess I[ __] just sit here like a pleb.

55:02 More.

55:03 I think it might be the gluten.

55:04 We'll do a shallow one then we'll do one last deep one.

55:07 Big deep.

55:08 Max G asked, "Are you ever not bothered to do

55:11 the podcast in the sense that filming is a chore?"

55:14 I think if we're ill, we struggle a little bit.

55:16 I woke up this morning a little ill and I

55:19 was a bit like I we filmed two episodes

55:22 today and double episode days are actually It doesn't

55:24 sound that intense to do a podcast and it isn't.

55:26 It really is.

55:26 But it's a lot of It's not that I don't I love doing the podcast.

55:30 Here's exactly what I was saying.

55:31 I think you'll agree.

55:32 I love doing the podcast 100%.

55:35 I don't like sitting in a dark room all day.

55:37 No, you're sitting with no sunlight for like six hours.

55:41 Bright lights on you.

55:42 You got a bit of a head cold and you just got a chat.

55:45 I never don't I genuinely never go I I don't want to film a podcast.

55:49 Every single time we filmed I've got even that time when I came in and I was

55:52 deliriously ill and 15 minutes got cut

55:55 from the episode and I don't know what was said.

55:58 Yeah, that one was mad.

55:59 Yeah, that even then I wanted to come in.

56:02 There have been I've never gone I don't want there have been times where we not

56:05 had a lot to talk about and it's been a bit more work to figure out

56:09 what we talk about but I never don't want to but um there have been

56:14 times where I don't want to sit in a dark room

56:17 the first day where I was like in bed and I was

56:18 like I could do with staying in bed I'm a bit ill

56:20 you know and there's that two month bit

56:22 in Brighton when it's summer and just everyone's

56:24 all the streamers just quit their job for two months and go sit on the beach all

56:27 day beach and we're in here and we're in here not be and all of our mates

56:30 are sat on the beach and we're in here.

56:32 But then I bet every single person with a job.

56:34 We got we got 45 minutes until I mean Oh no, it's gone cloudy.

56:37 I was just checking the weather forecast cuz we can't[ __] see it.

56:40 Um but anyway, right, let's do one last deep one.

56:42 Right, one last deep one.

56:44 Chaz asked, you might have talked about this before,

56:46 but what is your favorite moment with each other?

56:52 A you want answer this now on the Patreon?

56:55 Don't do that.

56:56 You're going to do it, aren't you?

56:57 Guess you'll have to pay the $7 fee to find out, guys.

57:01 It has been a great episode.

57:02 Thank you for all your questions.

57:03 Thank you to all our patrons who sent them in.

57:05 Let's check on the worm and we'll head

57:06 over there to continue ask answering your questions.

57:08 We've left some of the deep ones.

57:09 Jack, happy to report the worm is doing well.

57:11 Worm is doing well.

57:12 Good.

57:12 We've left some of the deepest ones.

57:14 I think we'll take it more deep in the Patreon.

57:16 Yeah, we've left some of the deepest ones for the Patreon

57:18 because we know that's where you guys uh love to go deep.

57:20 Uh pause.

57:22 Um so just give us your $7.

57:25 Um we um really How else are we going to pick this stuff up?

57:28 And like you guys, seriously, they're good questions.

57:31 And uh they've been great questions today.

57:33 Thank you very much.

57:34 Very good question.

57:34 We'll see you over on THE PATRI.

57:47 This week on Patreon, who was This one's funny.

57:50 Who was the worst to work with in the Dream S&P?

57:53 Jack, what is one thing you admire about Tom?

57:55 And Tom, what is one thing you admire about Jack?

57:57 If you feel spicy, also admit one thing you guys hate about each other.

58:00 If I go out on a tour without you, I'll really miss you.

58:03 I'll feel war.

58:04 Yeah.

58:04 Yeah.

58:04 I think knowing that you're out there doing it without me will be weird.

58:07 Yeah.

58:07 Yeah.

58:08 I can feel something.

58:09 It It Is it supposed to hurt here?

58:14 No.

58:15 Yeah.

58:15 I don't know if you're touching the right stuff.