Gas Station Drugs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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0:00 Our main story tonight concerns drugs.
0:07 We've talked about all sorts of them before,
0:09 from opioids to compounded drugs to psychedelics to opioids again to lethal
0:14 injection drugs to opioids for a third and final time to, of course,
0:17 a bonus opioid story.
0:19 But tonight, we're going to talk about so-called gas station drugs.
0:22 You know, the colorful products with weird names you
0:24 tend to see behind the counter at gas stations,
0:26 convenience stores, and smoke shops.
0:28 It's a whole weird world of poppers,
0:31 whippetss, questionable supplements, and boner pills.
0:33 And if you are wondering who buys those last ones,
0:36 I'll let this convenience store clerk fill you in.
0:39 This is why I got to leave Circle K soon, bro.
0:41 For real.
0:41 Like, so today I was just chilling, right?
0:44 Working, whatever.
0:45 This white dude come up.
0:46 He's like, "Yo, you got any any dick pills?
0:49 Like rhino dick pills?" And he did this with his arm.
0:51 I was like, "We had these." He's like, "Fuck it, bro.
0:53 Let me take him." I was like, "All right,
0:54 bet." And while he was paying and he he opened it and he he popped one.
1:00 He went and he popped one in his mouth.
1:02 And I was like and he was like, "Shit." And then he popped another one.
1:07 I was like, "Oh my What are you doing, bro?
1:11 Why the did you take two in a public area like this?
1:14 You couldn't go home?
1:15 You couldn't wait till you go home?
1:17 Like, what the is going on, son?" Yeah, all valid questions.
1:22 And I will say after hearing that, I won't feel nearly as bad
1:24 the next time I open a Gatorade at the register before paying.
1:27 Look, I'll pay FOR IT IN A SECOND, BUT trust me, this could be way weirder.
1:32 But again, it's not just boner pills.
1:34 These products are part of a sprawling industry,
1:36 and they promise everything from increased energy to pain relief.
1:39 And while you might assume that they're just snake oil,
1:42 that's not necessarily true.
1:44 Some of these drugs can be actively dangerous,
1:46 presenting risks of addiction, just like controlled substances.
1:49 And here's some who've been addicted to them tell it.
1:52 The very fact that that's been allowed to happen is pretty infuriating.
1:56 It's a common sight in gas station convenience stores across the country.
1:59 So-called natural supplements on display
2:02 starting in like 2015 2014 had an opiate aisle.
2:07 This is what Hooked looked like for Brandon.
2:10 250 bottles consumed in one month at the height of his addiction.
2:15 There is so much that is alarming there.
2:17 From the notion of a gas station having an opiate
2:19 aisle to the fact that I'm just going to say it,
2:21 that is too many tiny bottles of anything to go through in a month.
2:25 Whether it's gas station supplements, airplane bottles of vodka,
2:28 or even travel size Olay body wash.
2:31 First, buy full size.
2:32 Don't live like this.
2:33 But also, that's just too many bottles.
2:35 HOW DIRTY ARE YOU GETTING?
2:37 I'm worried about you.
2:40 And the thing is, stories like that are becoming
2:42 more common as people increasingly seek these drugs out.
2:45 For some, it may be for recreational use because these products
2:48 generally don't get detected on drug tests, but for others,
2:51 it may be because they don't have access to health care,
2:53 have a mistrust of mainstream science,
2:55 or are self-treating anxiety, depression, fatigue, or opioid withdrawal.
2:59 The problem is though, these drugs exist in a regulatory wild west.
3:04 And in part, that is by their own design.
3:06 Many of the companies behind them
3:08 try to evade regulation with creative labeling,
3:10 marketing them with language like for research
3:12 purposes only or not for human consumption.
3:15 But the most common tactic is simply labeling the product a dietary supplement.
3:20 And that is because this 1994 law exempted
3:23 the supplement industry from nearly all federal regulations.
3:26 We actually talked about that before in our piece on Dr.
3:29 Ross and nutritional supplements, which by the way ended with Steve Pashmi
3:32 tap dancing in front of a kid's marching band.
3:35 Just trust me, it made sense at the time.
3:38 But thanks to that law,
3:40 there is currently no central process whereby products calling themselves
3:43 supplements are tested or approved before they hit the shelves.
3:47 And while there are some rules they
3:49 have to follow regarding ingredients and marketing, many simply ignore them.
3:52 All of which means the FDA and other
3:55 regulators are essentially playing an impossible game of catchup.
3:58 And the result of that can be a guy with a pile
4:00 of bottles on his lawn wondering how the that was allowed to happen.
4:05 And that's actually the least of the consequences here.
4:07 So given all of that, tonight let's look at gas station drugs.
4:10 And to do that, we're going to focus on three areas in particular.
4:13 Sexual enhancements products,
4:15 a substance calledratum and its associated compound 70 and TNT.
4:20 And let's start with the sexual enhancement stuff.
4:22 Products like boner pills can be hard to miss,
4:25 especially because they often have over-the-top
4:27 names and packaging involving an animal.
4:30 For instance, there's Black Panther, Blue Panther, Black Horse,
4:34 The Goat, Super Bowl, Rammit, Gold Lion, Super Cheetah,
4:39 Anaconda, Rhino 8, Rhino 11, Rhino 69, of course,
4:44 Rhino 96, Rhino 99, and my personal favorite,
4:47 Boda Bears, which apparently contains a proprietary Bona Bear blend,
4:53 a cursed series of words, and which features this image,
4:57 which looks LIKE WHAT A BEANIE BABY WOULD
4:59 if it walked in on its parents having sex.
5:03 But boner pills actually demonstrate pretty effectively the extent to which
5:07 gas station drugs can be made by just about anyone.
5:10 And I do mean anyone.
5:12 It's not like there's a single company making all
5:15 of these dick pills and filling them with drugs.
5:18 What actually happens is that the empty packaging for many
5:21 of the most common sexual enhancement
5:23 supplements gets purchased online from China.
5:26 Then the packages get filled by an unknown number of entities.
5:30 Finally, the pills show up in stores around the country.
5:33 To show how easy it is to get into the dick pill business,
5:36 we ordered a sample of empty rhino packaging from Alibaba.
5:40 Now, if we wanted to, we could fill them with oregano or pop rocks or dirt.
5:45 We could also fill the pills with natural
5:47 herbal supplements as the labels advertise or pharmaceuticals,
5:51 both of which are sold on Alibaba.
5:53 Yeah, that's not ideal, is it?
5:55 You don't want a pill's ingredients to be essentially dealer's choice.
5:59 And you would never tolerate that level of variance in other products.
6:02 You would be justifiably annoyed if it turned out that some
6:04 Cadbury Cream eggs were filled with marinara sauce instead of what
6:09 they're supposed to be filled with, the Easter Bunny's thick
6:11 thick And if you if YOU THOUGHT THAT CLIP WAS EXAGGERATING,
6:16 just watch what happened when they bought what looks like
6:19 the same pill from two different stores right here in New York.
6:23 The packaging on these products was exactly the same.
6:26 But when we opened the pills,
6:27 it was evident there was inconsistency between the contents,
6:30 colors, and textures.
6:32 Yeah, those two powders are clearly very different.
6:35 One just looks like sand, while the other looks more like cremated Snoopy.
6:39 And obviously, I hope it's not that.
6:42 Unless that is Snoopy's will specifically directed his heirs
6:45 to shove my remains into a gas station dick bill,
6:48 in which case I'm thankful his final wish was fulfilled.
6:51 Woodstock.
6:52 May his memory be a blessing.
6:54 The point is, these pills could contain literally anything,
6:58 including, as they just said,
7:00 actual pharmaceutical ingredients,
7:02 though importantly not necessarily in careful or consistent dosages.
7:06 Some rhino pills have been shown to contain selenaphil and tadalapil,
7:10 the respective active ingredients in Viagra
7:12 and Seialis and sometimes at extremely high doses,
7:16 which isn't good given that both drugs
7:18 can lower blood pressure to dangerous levels,
7:20 particularly if they interact with other medications.
7:23 So, someone who can't get from their doctor for good reason might turn
7:28 to these supplements without knowing they're about to get a mega dose of it.
7:33 One pill was found to contain 14 times
7:35 the amount of active ingredient contained in a seialis pill.
7:38 Meanwhile, others were found to include dyes
7:40 and filler like blue printer ink and drywall.
7:43 So, on one hand, these pills could end up poisoning you.
7:46 But on the other, if your printer runs out of blue ink,
7:49 just jam a few boner pills in the cartridge
7:51 and you can finish printing off your Smurf porn.
7:55 And because the FDA is basically par, you know, stop stop.
7:59 Uh, stop stop.
8:00 Take it down.
8:00 Take it down.
8:01 Because the FDA is basically powerless before a problem emerges,
8:06 the main action it often takes is
8:08 to simply offer public warnings to avoid certain products.
8:12 That is why you can come across an official FDA release like this one
8:16 which reads FDA continues to advise consumers
8:18 not to purchase or use Schwing products,
8:22 which is embarrassing enough even before you
8:24 realize that the release included this image
8:25 of the packaging featuring the brand's mascot seen
8:28 here answering the question, "What if Alfred E.
8:30 Newman got heavily into gooning.
8:33 The FDA's also publicly warned against, and these are all real,
8:36 my steel woody, willy go wild, big penis,
8:41 Australia kangaroo essence, strong horses, bull's genital, and bigger,
8:45 longer, more time, more sperms, which is just immaculate.
8:50 AMC, please bring back Madmen because I so badly want
8:55 to see an entire episode about Don Draper pitching a bigger,
8:58 longer, more time, more sperms ad campaign.
9:01 It's not a dick pill, it's a carousel.
9:04 What I'm saying is these pills can be subject to far
9:08 less oversight and be much more dangerous than you would reasonably hope.
9:12 And that is also true of the next
9:14 product that we're going to be looking at tonight.
9:16 It's made from the leaves of theratum tree in Southeast Asia.
9:19 In its natural form and smaller doses,
9:21 it's generally considered safe and acts as a stimulant.
9:24 But in higher doses,
9:26 it becomes more of a seditive with addictive opioid- like properties.
9:29 Crat's become increasingly popular with millions
9:32 of people estimated to use it nationwide.
9:34 And it speaks to its growing popularity that at trade shows
9:37 for smoke shops companies will happily brag about their expansion plans.
9:42 This show is huge forum.
9:43 Now we just got into edibles and some drinks and things like that.
9:47 Jelly 70 botanicals is our newest line of gummies.
9:52 I'm with this company Hydroxy.
9:53 We're a single alphoid extract company and we're going
9:56 to be the strongest most purest on the market right now.
9:59 We're the first extract enhanced powder and capsule on the market.
10:02 Do we want it to be a soccer mom brand that you
10:04 know just to get your energy in the morning instead of something else?
10:07 You know what I mean?
10:08 Yeah, I do know what you mean, bro.
10:10 Uh, and I've got to say there's a lot that is offputting there.
10:13 From the way Colby here talks about soccer moms to this guy
10:16 being so wet to the unappealing flavors of cratom on display,
10:21 including fresh grape, mocha taffy, and Dave's brew.
10:25 If your product is referring to Dave,
10:27 and I don't know who the Dave is, I'm not feeling inherently confident in it.
10:32 Creative products are usually marketed as an energy booster,
10:35 a mood lifter, or a pain reducer.
10:37 But there are a number of potential problems.
10:39 Starting with the fact that because many states have
10:42 no requirement for labeling when it comes to these products,
10:44 it can be hard to know exactly what you are buying.
10:48 When the Tampa Bay Times ran an investigation on, they tested 20 products.
10:52 And while some came in proper packaging like these, others like
10:56 this one labeled train wreck were just powder in a bag.
11:00 And if you think train wreck looks alarming, may I introduce you to red?
11:04 Just red, a bag of something with the word red sharpied on it.
11:10 The Times found that of the products they tested,
11:12 five had no information about ingredients, 11 had no dosing instructions,
11:16 and 13 had no details about potency,
11:19 which probably shouldn't be that surprising given,
11:21 again, one of those products was a bag of something called red.
11:25 And the thing is, even when products are packaged and have dosing information,
11:30 the packaging itself may not encourage proper usage, as this expert points out.
11:35 Can you read this label here?
11:37 So, at the very bottom, it says to not consume more than
11:41 onethird of that bottle within a 24-hour period, but it's sold as a shot, right?
11:47 And that's clearly a problem because everybody knows
11:50 a bottle's type dictates how you drink its contents.
11:53 If it's in a tiny shot bottle, you drink it all at once.
11:56 If it's in a big tall bottle, you pour it into a glass.
11:58 And if it's in a Budlike lime bottle, you throw it directly into the trash.
12:01 These are the basic rules of beverage consumption.
12:06 We even found one derived product that claims
12:08 a single tablet contains eight servings mean
12:11 you'd have to break it into eight pieces even though it's only scored into four.
12:17 And the thing is because these products can seem low risk,
12:20 people can feel way too comfortable taking much more than the recommended dose.
12:24 Just listen to this ex exchange that Joe Rogan had with a guest.
12:28 I was on this uh discussion about cretam.
12:31 Are you familiar with this?
12:32 I'm on it right now.
12:33 Oh wow.
12:33 Yeah, I just took some.
12:34 I I my knee up the other day.
12:36 I did something and uh it's been stiff and painful.
12:40 So, I iced it before I came here and then I just took uh took six of them.
12:44 See what happens.
12:46 Wow.
12:46 Took 10 once.
12:48 Now I get why people might think it's a drug.
12:52 Yeah, for sure.
12:53 But when I took four, I was like, well, I took two for the first time I took it,
12:57 I took two and a couple times I took two.
12:59 I'm like, this is like a mild stimulant.
13:00 But then when you get into the range of 8 to 10 pills,
13:04 it's like, "Oh, this this will you up." This stuff,
13:09 the stuff I take is Urban Ice Organics and um See, it says it says take two.
13:20 Joe Joey.
13:23 Josephine, what the are you doing?
13:27 You didn't even know the name of the pill or how many you WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE.
13:31 What did you know because it seems the main
13:34 knowledge you had about those pills before taking them was
13:36 that they were pills and that was apparently enough
13:40 for you to happily toss half a dozen of them back.
13:42 But it really is worth knowing exactly what you're ingesting and the potential
13:47 dangers because the truth is products can be addictive as this woman found.
13:53 Amy has been addicted toratom for nearly a decade.
13:57 And she didn't buy it from a dealer or off the street.
14:02 Instead, she got these tiny bottles ofratom extract known as K
14:06 shots from a place many of you frequent every day.
14:10 I worked in a gas station behind my house trying not to take opiates
14:14 cuz opiates are bad and it was in a little display right beside me.
14:17 90% of my money goes to this.
14:19 The average price ofratom is around $15 to $25
14:23 per bottle or for the two pack of pills.
14:26 Amy admits she spent more than $100,000 in one year on this substance.
14:32 If you think about it,
14:33 that is the price of four Honda Civic LX sedans or high-end RV.
14:41 I mean,
14:43 yeah, I guess that is true.
14:46 But it's also a pretty strange way
14:48 to illustrate the purchasing power of $100,000.
14:52 Because you don't expect the takeaway from that story to be,
14:54 if this woman wasn't addicted to, she'd be rolling in Honda Civics right now.
14:59 Also, for what it's worth,
15:00 I don't need the news to tell me the price of high-end recreational vehicles.
15:04 I'm well aware of the cost.
15:05 And so, by the way, is Clarence Thomas.
15:08 Now a key reason someraton products have
15:12 the potential for addiction is because certain components
15:14 of theratum plant like metroin interact with the same
15:18 receptors in your brain as opioids and while
15:22 there is metroin inratum in its natural state
15:24 some manufacturers will concentrate it in their products
15:27 and others will go even further by synthesizing
15:29 a compound fromratum called 7 hydroxygrain or 70.
15:34 It's a substance that researchers have found binds
15:36 to the opioid receptors at least seven times stronger than morphine.
15:39 As one researcher put it,
15:40 the difference between naturalratum and 70 is like the difference
15:44 between drinking a Miller light versus drinking 12 ounces of Everclear.
15:48 Some products have now even ditched the word
15:51 completely and just put 70 front and center.
15:54 And sales have exploded.
15:56 Here was the head of one company who expanded from CBD products to 70,
16:00 marveling at just how quickly his new product line took off.
16:04 I've truly never seen a product with the type of sales this has.
16:08 It it uh you know, we had a 10-year lead with Cannabis
16:13 products and I've just never seen anything move like this does.
16:18 We are actually doing more sales with 70
16:22 than we are all the cannabis products combined.
16:26 Wow.
16:26 And we're talking about something we've been
16:27 doing for a few months versus a decade.
16:30 Yeah.
16:30 It turns out 708 products are as popular as that man's shirt is.
16:33 Distractingly red.
16:35 That is Vince Saunders, one of 70's loudest proponents.
16:38 Fun fact, he was once a car salesman/largescale illegal marijuana dealer.
16:43 And even funner fact, after he was arrested in 2000,
16:46 his attorney argued in court to void his prison term,
16:48 citing, among other things, the tax revenue lost from having the number
16:52 one Acura salesman in the US behind bars.
16:55 and I shouldn't go to prison because I'm America's number
16:58 one Acura salesman might be the saddest sentence of all time.
17:02 Aside from I shouldn't go to prison
17:04 because I'm America's number two Acura salesman.
17:07 And while some manufacturers position their products as pain relievers
17:11 or or even as an offramp for people from more dangerous drugs,
17:15 just as many seem to market them with a knowing
17:18 wink to consumers about their similarity to illicit substances.
17:21 There is Dopium, which is pretty on the nose,
17:24 but also Opia and Perks and Bars, as well as Roxy, Droxy, and Moxy.
17:31 And the addictive nature of these products can
17:32 be especially rough for people like this woman
17:34 who'd already been through an opioid addiction
17:37 and thought in 70 that she'd found something safe.
17:41 This month, Madison McManis found herself
17:43 in a place she never wanted to see again.
17:46 Drug rehab.
17:47 Really disappointed in myself.
17:48 I didn't think that I would be there again.
17:51 Um yeah, it was really hard, you know.
17:54 Um lying in the detox for I think 3 days just catatonic.
17:59 My body was just I mean everything was on fire.
18:02 It hurt.
18:02 I just didn't want to do it anymore.
18:04 She was 6 and 1/2 years clean from heroin.
18:07 When a friend suggested she try 7 to help with anxiety products like these.
18:13 As soon as I took that 70, it was like taking heroin again for the first time.
18:18 Wow.
18:18 It was like taking heroin.
18:20 Look, you expect people to say that about doing things like fentinel or watching
18:25 a Halloween dog parade or getting the push alert that Henry Kissinger died.
18:29 Inject that straight into my veins until I happily die.
18:33 But not about taking a drug that's
18:36 readily available at gas station convenience stores.
18:39 In working on this story, we've seen so many clips of people talking
18:42 about how hard it is to quit these products.
18:44 Yet some in this industry will try
18:46 to direct people away from those examples and instead
18:49 tell them to focus on the positive like
18:51 this guy in Mississippi whose business is called Drratom.
18:54 If you Googleratom and you Google what are the downfalls,
18:57 what are the negative effects of them, that's what you're going to get is
18:59 the downfalls and the negative effects of you what
19:02 are the pros and the positive and the good points of what you're going to get.
19:06 You got to you got to learn how to Google
19:08 I mean Google nonbiasely and you'll get the truth.
19:13 Sure.
19:13 But you know, you can also say that about anything, right?
19:17 If you Google what are the good points of mountain lion attacks,
19:21 you might find some upsides to getting mowled by a mountain lion.
19:24 Though the results may also be from websites secretly made by mountain lions
19:29 and then you're really just getting the mountain lions version of the truth.
19:33 But the thing is, if you don't just rely on how you Google,
19:36 troubling patterns do begin to emerge.
19:38 When the Washington Post went through government statistics,
19:40 it found that in a recent three-year span,
19:42 medical examiners and coroners had listed as contributing to or causing
19:46 at least 4,100 deaths in 44 states and DC.
19:49 Now, to be fair, most cases did involve other substances.
19:53 Butratum was listed as the sole substance causing death in 182 of those cases.
19:58 And there is every chance that that is an undercount given these substances
20:02 are new enough that death investigations don't
20:04 always test for or detectratum or 70.
20:07 The fact is despite how ubiquitous these products are,
20:11 they really haven't been tested properly for safety as the former
20:16 number one Acura salesman in the country readily admits.
20:20 So 70 hasn't had any like human
20:23 trials like for regulations or anything like that.
20:25 That is correct.
20:26 Yeah.
20:26 I mean the the human trials have been people choosing to use it.
20:30 Look look I I hate to second guess that man.
20:34 I'm afraid of the impact it would have on the global economy.
20:36 But that's not how human trials work.
20:40 That's just selling people then seeing what happens.
20:43 And what happened in his case is that the Missouri AG
20:46 has sued his company for deceptively marketing 70 and as safe products.
20:51 Incidentally, during that investigation,
20:53 it was noted his company had recalled more
20:55 than 3 million pills after a bottle of tablets
20:58 that were marketed as containing 7 and a half
21:01 milligs of 70 turned out to contain around 34 milligrams,
21:05 over four times as much.
21:07 And while apparently, I have to tell you,
21:09 the company insists it makes substantial efforts
21:12 to ensure its products are safe and reliable,
21:14 and that this appears to have been an isolated outlier.
21:17 First, I think we might disagree on what the word substantial means.
21:21 And that statement appears much less reassuring to me
21:24 than I think they want it to sound.
21:27 It's basically given 34 millig is more than
21:30 double the maximum recommended dosage on the package.
21:33 And double the maximum dosage is one of the more alarming reasons for a recall.
21:38 It's right up there with it's actually
21:39 horse meat and sometimes it just explodes.
21:43 Oh Oh Another one's gone.
21:45 Oh, you know what?
21:46 I'm sure it's fine.
21:47 Elon's a genius.
21:49 Now, I should say some states are taking action.
21:53 For example, as of January, all of these had some form of regulation on 70
21:57 or ranging from age restrictions and labeling requirements to outright bans.
22:02 But I admit this is complicated because first,
22:06 as we've talked about multiple times before on this show,
22:09 in general, full-on prohibition and criminalization
22:12 just isn't great drug policy.
22:14 And second, when it comes to this particular industry,
22:16 whenever one drug is banned, another can quickly take its place.
22:20 All of which brings us to our final type of gas station drug, TNT.
22:24 Remember that guy you saw earlier with the big pile of bottles?
22:28 Those weren't.
22:29 He'd already kicked an addiction to that after his state banned it,
22:33 only for him to then get hooked on TNT.
22:36 It's actually sold as a pharmaceutical in Europe as an anti-depressant,
22:39 but has not been approved by the FDA for any medical use here.
22:43 Instead, it's been marketed as a neutropic or cognitive
22:46 enhancer in products like Neptune's Fix, Zazar, and Tiana.
22:49 And I will say it is not a great sign.
22:52 The Taeptine quickly picked up this catchy nickname.
22:56 You can find it online at convenience stores, even gas stations.
23:00 But experts are sounding the alarm,
23:02 calling what's in these bottles and pills, gas station heroin.
23:06 Yeah, gas station heroin.
23:08 And I know on its face that sounds like
23:11 the title of a pretty good Lana Del Rey song,
23:13 but it's also a real nickname for a widely available drug that can
23:17 be incredibly dangerous because TNT's been
23:19 linked to hundreds of reports of harm, including overdoses and deaths.
23:24 Alabama actually banned it a few years ago, but in true whack-a-ole style.
23:28 A similar product called Frenzy quickly replaced it on shelves with at least
23:32 one store there even labeling it as from the maker of Tiana.
23:36 And even when states pass laws,
23:38 the truth is they don't always get well enforced.
23:40 Meaning that TNT still wound up sitting on shelves for people to buy.
23:44 And that has led to some tragic outcomes like
23:47 this story from a few years ago in Ohio.
23:49 It was at this Midwestern gas station
23:52 that Chris Hagerty bought a bottle of Neptune's
23:54 fix even though the product contained TNT banned
23:58 a year earlier by the state of Ohio.
24:01 I miss him dearly.
24:04 In an interview with the IT team almost four months ago,
24:06 Hagert's mother build gas station heroin as death in a bottle.
24:11 $15 a bottle.
24:13 How many people bought it besides my son?
24:16 It was for sale at the gas station just
24:20 right next to the lottery tickets and the cigarettes.
24:24 Yeah, that is terrible.
24:25 And it is hard to believe that something so immediately dangerous
24:29 could be sold at the gas station next to lottery tickets.
24:32 It'd be like finding out that PetSmart sells hand grenades next to the hamsters.
24:36 Come on, PetSmart.
24:38 You know, everyone always swings by the hamsters.
24:41 You're getting people at their weakest point.
24:44 And frustratingly, behind closed doors, some in this industry seem well aware
24:49 that the products they're selling can be dangerous.
24:50 The reason that I know that is that one of our producers
24:53 actually went to a trade show like the one you saw earlier.
24:55 And to answer your first question, yeah,
24:57 of course she saw a cratom themed Cyber Truck in the parking lot.
25:00 Of course she saw that.
25:02 You could practically hear the limp biscuit music wafting out of it.
25:07 The whole convention was honestly a pretty good glimpse
25:10 into an industry clearly already planning for what comes next.
25:13 A lot of vendors seemed ready for 70 to be
25:16 banned as they were already marketing newer products like this one
25:18 whose marketing material said the future of compliant in allratum legal
25:23 states 7 hydroxy replacement three to four times stronger than 70.
25:28 She also spoke to a rep from a distribution
25:30 company that sells boner pills who got surprisingly
25:32 honest about the fact that while some of their products
25:35 are kind of others could be actively dangerous.
25:38 Take a listen.
25:39 These are the gas station stuff.
25:42 Okay.
25:41 It's cheap.
25:42 It doesn't work.
25:43 Black ones are dangerous though.
25:45 How so?
25:46 Yeah, they are they are so potent.
25:47 So, this is 200 mg.
25:49 I would not advise selling these to people more than 50 years old.
25:53 Oh, okay.
25:53 Okay.
25:54 These ones are safe.
25:56 Wow.
25:56 I wouldn't advise selling these to people over 50.
26:00 That is a reasonable thing to say if
26:02 you're selling tickets to an Olivia Rodrigo concert,
26:05 but not when you're talking about your company's unregulated dick pills.
26:08 And it does feel like don't consume if you're over 50
26:12 is the kind of thing that shouldn't be whispered at trade shows,
26:14 but slapped in massive lettering on your packaging.
26:17 This is a photo of that man's table.
26:20 And these are some of the pills that he told us were super potent.
26:23 They're called Mr.
26:24 bull tablets and their tagline is do it like pro.
26:27 So we actually ordered some and sent them to this lab to be
26:31 analyzed and they found that when that guy said the pills were super potent,
26:35 he wasn't lying cuz each contained 180 milligrams of dopoxitine,
26:39 that's 3 to six times the prescription dose of a drug
26:42 for premature ejaculation that's not been approved for use here in the US.
26:46 And they contained 270 milligrams of Seletaphil,
26:50 the active ingredient in Viagra.
26:51 That's nearly three times the maximum prescription dose.
26:55 That is a lot.
26:57 And worryingly, none of those ingredients were listed on the package,
27:00 which instead claimed it's an all naturatural
27:02 herbal supplement containing stuff like cinnamon bark, licorice, and deer root.
27:08 All of which just sounds like the ingredients on sleepy time tea.
27:12 And there is a reason that the sleepy
27:14 bear isn't rocking a massive hardon on that package.
27:18 So, what do we do?
27:21 Well, first, take care of it.
27:22 But also, RFK and his FDA director have actually
27:27 been talking about the dangers of some of these products, which I guess is good.
27:32 I do worry RFK is either going to say they cause
27:34 autism or suggest they somehow be replaced with groundup raccoon carcass.
27:38 But still, it's something.
27:40 Now, unfortunately though, any good moves that they take are likely to be
27:44 undermined by the fact that they've gutted the FDA,
27:46 which even before they came along wasn't exactly well staffed.
27:49 Meanwhile, some states are taking a more proactive approach.
27:52 Missou's AG, for instance,
27:53 has launched an investigation into major crater manufacturers
27:56 and retailers for potentially dangerous and illegal practices.
27:58 That is how they came to be suing this guy.
28:01 Although it shows how slippery this industry is
28:04 that he said that if 70 is banned,
28:07 his company already has another product ready to replace it.
28:10 Look, something clearly has to be done with this industry.
28:14 The key thing is to do it very carefully
28:17 because in the case of products containing 70 and TNT,
28:21 a lot of people have now become dependent on them.
28:23 And one thing I want to be absolutely clear about is
28:26 if states are going to start banning some of these drugs,
28:29 that should only happen alongside a plan
28:31 to help people who cannot suddenly stop using them,
28:34 whether it's because they're using them
28:36 to treat pain or because they've become addicted.
28:39 Because if we learned one thing from the opioid crisis is
28:43 that every family fortune is built on the blood of strangers.
28:45 But if we learned two things is that when
28:48 you take something very strong off the market,
28:51 not everyone can just quit cold turkey.
28:54 So there has to be a harm reduction plan to go alongside any potential ban.
28:58 And I know there are plenty of substances
29:00 out there that are addictive or dangerous.
29:03 Alcohol, tobacco, prescription drugs.
29:05 But with those things,
29:06 we've tried over the years and not always perfectly to match
29:10 the level of regulation around them to the level of risks they present
29:14 to make sure that at the very least you know what you're
29:16 getting and what risks you're taking when you choose to consume them.
29:20 What we haven't done though is let it be a total freeforall where companies can
29:24 just sell whatever they want to anyone who
29:26 wants it and lie about what it contains.
29:29 And unfortunately, right now, it's become incumbent upon all of us
29:32 to make ourselves aware of the potential dangers here.
29:35 Because these products can be much more addictive than you think,
29:38 more powerful than you may even want them to be,
29:40 and contain things you did not sign up for.
29:43 So, if I may quote Joe Rogan, something I really don't love to do.
29:48 It's crucial to know that this stuff could, in his words, you up.
29:53 But unlike Joe Rogan, it's just as crucial to not then swallow 10 of them.
29:59 Because while gas station drugs may look fun and low risk,
30:02 especially when they're sold in familiar environments,
30:04 the truth is you could easily wind up addicted
30:07 and losing tens of Honda Civics's worth of money to them,
30:11 or indeed far, far worse.