Ridiculousnessly Flexible Moments 🥨 Ridiculousness

0:00 [ROCK MUSIC] STEELO: OK, your back too far.

0:02 ROB: Oh, oh.

0:03 STEELO: Oh.

0:03 Oh, man.

0:04 It was really more the elegance of the form.

0:06 STEELO: Yeah, the legs got there high the first time.

0:09 You're in there deep.

0:10 Hey, you're two inches away from assaulting yourself.

0:13 [LAUGHTER] CHANEL: Talented.

0:16 Talented.

0:16 STEELO: Oh my lord.

0:17 ROB: Oh.

0:18 CHANEL: Oh.

0:18 ROB: Oh.

0:19 You're hurt.

0:20 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] OK, let's talk about doing the splits.

0:27 Can we do it?

0:29 Hell, nah.

0:30 ROB: No way.

0:31 I did it when I was, like, five.

0:32 And that was it?

0:33 Yeah.

0:33 You peaked.

0:34 And that was like— I can't.

0:36 My— what are they, that muscle, ham— STEELO: The groin?

0:39 The groin area, I guess.

0:40 The— Pelvic area.

0:42 The abductor is the name of the muscle.

0:43 Never once called it that.

0:45 We got two different apps?

0:46 ROB: Listen, listen, your abductors are tight.

0:49 Oh, man.

0:50 Abdomens and abductors.

0:52 Yeah, hey, you lock in your abdomen.

0:55 STEELO: Yeah, right into your abductor?

0:56 Right to your abductor.

0:57 STEELO: Oh, man, I love it.

0:58 Makes sense.

0:59 And look, and I don't care how loose my pants are.

1:02 Like, I think it's a bone structure issue.

1:04 What's the furthest you can go?

1:05 I'll like—- I'm peaked right here.

1:07 STEELO: Oh, really?

1:08 I'm locked out.

1:08 Yeah, playing around with, like— like, a six-year-old at the house,

1:11 like, you know, Zane, he tries to do splits all the time.

1:14 Like, I can't do them.

1:15 You're wide.

1:16 You're wide right now.

1:17 I can get pretty low, I think.

1:19 ROB: You could do it.

1:20 I— you think I can— ROB: You could do it.

1:21 Look at the— whoa, oh.

1:24 Oh.

1:25 OK.

1:25 [LAUGHTER]- Oh, man.

1:27 I just want to try something.

1:28 ROB: Man.

1:28 I don't have it.

1:29 Don't have it.

1:30 OK, look, this category right here is all people

1:32 trying to do the splits in the worst situations.

1:35 Take a look at Risky Splits.

1:37 You could get there in, like, a month.

1:39 STEELO: Yeah, yeah, if I keep working.

1:41 I gotta keep working.

1:42 Oh, my lord!

1:44 Oh.

1:45 Oh.

1:46 That wasn't just pants.

1:47 That was junk too.

1:48 KARRUECHE: Something broke.

1:49 STEELO: Yeah, he lost something.

1:50 Vasectomy.

1:51 Oh, man.

1:53 ROB: He just— man.

1:55 You heard the meat hit the ground, didn't you?

1:57 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, here we go.

2:00 STEELO: What video game is this?

2:01 This Dance, Dance Revolution?

2:03 ROB: Oh, man.

2:04 Oh.

2:04 Oh, no!

2:05 STEELO: Man, that's an old school TV.

2:07 You know that hurt Yeah, that thing's heavy.

2:08 STEELO: Yeah, that's got the back on it.

2:10 That hurt.

2:10 Oh, this— [LAUGHS] For that 22 inch.

2:13 22 inches and, like, 200 pounds.

2:16 The most dangerous TV ever.

2:17 WOMAN: Ah!

2:18 ROB: Oh, man.

2:19 KARRUECHE: Oh my gosh.

2:20 WOMAN: [LAUGHS] ROB: Everybody's fine.

2:22 STEELO: The laugh is crazy.

2:24 ROB: The one person that hates you, belly laughing.

2:27 [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: OK, she kicked them shoes off.

2:29 Hey!

2:30 ROB: Oh.

2:31 STEELO: Oh, the dress is ripped.

2:33 ROB: Yeah.

2:34 KARRUECHE: They're loving it.

2:35 You sat there for way too long to be worried about your booty being out.

2:39 You felt that breeze for sure.

2:41 WOMAN: Ah!

2:42 KARRUECHE: Oh my gosh.

2:43 ROB: Don't look at it.

2:45 Don't.

2:46 Oh, I'm looking girl.

2:47 [LAUGHS] WOMAN: They're not ready for you.

2:50 They're not ready for you.

2:51 STEELO: OK, queen.

2:51 KARRUECHE: Ooh.

2:53 STEELO: Oh.

2:53 Oh my god.

2:54 Man.

2:55 Did she have a cigarette?

2:55 ROB: Oh, man.

2:56 She put out her cigarette!

2:57 You saw her spark?

2:58 ROB: Spark.

3:00 KARRUECHE: A spark came about her butt.

3:01 Or she made of metal.

3:03 ROB: Oh, man.

3:03 STEELO: Oh.

3:04 ROB: She's lost, like, oh, goodness.

3:07 Oh, there you have it for Risky Splits.

3:11 [APPLAUSE] Either of you guys do yoga?

3:14 Yeah.

3:15 I've dabbled.

3:15 Yeah, I dabbled too.

3:16 I don't do yoga.

3:17 ROB: Yeah.

3:17 I'm not a Yogi.

3:18 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3:20 It's easy to dabble in yoga.

3:21 Yeah.

3:22 ROB: It's hard to do yoga.

3:23 STEELO: Yeah, it is.

3:24 I respect it, though.

3:25 ROB: You gotta— you gotta get committed cause you gotta

3:26 get your body into, like— you got to become, like, yoga.

3:30 Yeah.

3:30 ROB: You know what I'm saying?

3:31 Breathing.

3:32 Yeah, and, like, get that body all loose and then get that sort of rhythm.

3:36 So when you go and do it, it's just more fluid,

3:39 you know, versus, like, just trying to force out every single thing.

3:41 You know what I mean?

3:42 Do you do yoga?

3:44 Hmm.

3:45 LOLO: [LAUGHS] STEELO: I'm gonna take that as a no.

3:48 [LAUGHTER] OK.

3:51 ROB: Ah, man.

3:52 Listen, I was trying my best to deliver what seemed

3:55 to be the most authentic yoga move of all time.

3:59 And I just repeated the one I did earlier.

4:01 [LAUGHTER] I was like, man, just go with it.

4:04 That felt pretty good.

4:05 Try to accentuate it and just make it feel more fluid.

4:09 And I— and as I came down, it was like, OK, that's enough.

4:14 But you know what it is.

4:16 When you love yoga, you'll do it everywhere.

4:18 You know what I mean?

4:19 It's not about showing up in the class.

4:20 You want to make sure people know that how flexible you are.

4:23 STEELO: That's true.

4:24 That's everybody in this category, Wild Yogis.

4:26 STEELO: That's true.

4:27 [CHEERING] LOLO: Oh, wow.

4:32 STEELO: Oh, how.

4:33 ROB: Oh, whoa.

4:34 LOLO: Wow.

4:34 ROB: Oh, goodness.

4:35 STEELO: You just come in hot.

4:37 Who asked for this?

4:38 ROB: Man.

4:39 LOLO: Get back in the chair.

4:40 STEELO: That was different shoes?

4:41 ROB: No, that's a bad foot.

4:43 Wow, I love that she was not walking, and now she's doing this.

4:47 WOMAN: Wow.

4:47 ROB: This is it.

4:48 Anyone want to— ROB: Give me money?

4:49 Anyone want to pay?

4:52 ROB: OK, I'm not sure this is yoga.

4:53 STEELO: Just a stretch.

4:55 Trying to do a scorpion myself.

4:56 LOLO: Wow.

4:58 ROB: This might be a call for help.

5:00 [LAUGHTER] Oh, here we go.

5:03 LOLO: All right.

5:04 STEELO: Missed her train three times.

5:05 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Yep, that's it.

5:09 Oh, OK.

5:10 That's my yoga.

5:10 LOLO: Yeah.

5:12 OK?

5:12 Hit him with the move.

5:13 [LAUGHTER] Get your hands to praying.

5:16 [LAUGHTER] Oh, OK.

5:19 STEELO: Layover.

5:20 ROB: All right.

5:21 STEELO: This move is called the layover.

5:22 LOLO: This is the layover.

5:24 Oh.

5:25 ROB: No, no, for sure.

5:26 I do love you for sure.

5:27 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] Do I

5:33 remember correctly that you had the ability to do the splits?

5:37 Yeah, I do.

5:38 ROB: OK, OK.

5:39 And, again, how often are you doing the splits on the regular?

5:42 Not often.

5:42 ROB: OK.

5:43 I'm not doing it too often, but I know I can do it at any given time.

5:46 ROB: Man, like, do you ever, like, sit around in the living room just split up?

5:50 [LAUGHTER] I've done it.

5:52 ROB: Yeah?

5:52 OK.

5:53 I feel like I— yeah.

5:54 I mean, from time-to-time.

5:57 STEELO: Split myself a time or two.

5:58 OK.

5:59 [APPLAUSE] No, it's definitely like— Yeah.

6:02 Yeah, anytime, any place type thing.

6:03 ROB: And look, and it's definitely— you got to understand

6:06 that you're part of a special type of human being.

6:09 Yeah, like, hypermobile?

6:10 That's right.

6:11 LOLO: Yeah.

6:12 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] I love this idea of just continually— LOLO:

6:17 Celebrating the splits life?

6:18 Yeah, just continually bringing her to a higher

6:21 level based off of her splits ability.

6:23 Again, I don't.

6:24 I'll train myself one day.

6:26 I wouldn't mind being, like, you know, in my 70s and being able to do splits.

6:29 I think that'd be fun.

6:30 Yeah.

6:30 ROB: You know what I mean?

6:31 At the beach in my short shorts.

6:33 Just— STEELO: Oh, man.

6:34 Laid out, you know?

6:35 On the sand.

6:36 You know what I mean?

6:36 STEELO: Just hanging.

6:37 Safe, but laid out.

6:38 Yeah, yeah.

6:39 ROB: You know what I mean?

6:40 This category is just people that are ending

6:42 up doing splits that they never wanted to happen.

6:46 Take a look at Splits Surprise.

6:48 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] I just want to skate.

6:54 Oh, god.

6:55 Ah.

6:55 STEELO: Oh, man.

6:56 Oh, you know he tore something.

6:57 ROB: Oh, man.

6:58 Yeah, well, he also doesn't do the splits.

7:00 ROB: That's it.

7:01 So he might have torn something.

7:03 Look, it's— everything's getting torn right here.

7:05 Rip, rip, rip, rip, rip.

7:07 STEELO: Torn teamwork.

7:08 ROB: Oh.

7:09 MAN: Ow, [BLEEP].

7:10 STEELO: Ah.

7:11 ROB: Oh, man, he's feeling blood.

7:12 I'm leaking.

7:13 Oh, man.

7:15 When you're just sort of stuck in the position, you're hurt.

7:18 STEELO: It's not good.

7:19 ROB: Oh, what a day.

7:20 Here we go.

7:21 Oh, skiing.

7:23 STEELO: Oh, man.

7:24 Yeah.

7:25 Cause that hurts so bad, probably.

7:26 Like, you're barely moving.

7:27 What did you think was going to happen?

7:29 STEELO: Cause you got hooked.

7:30 Oh, man.

7:31 Just, ah.

7:32 MAN: Oh my god.

7:34 Oh my god.

7:35 Oh my god.

7:37 You need a friend who's gonna make things worse.

7:39 [LAUGHTER] Man.

7:41 Everybody need a friend around that's going to be like, oh, oh!

7:44 ROB: That's it.

7:45 Like— MAN: Oh my god.

7:46 ROB: Oh.

7:47 Dude, we gotta cut it off.

7:48 [LAUGHS] Oh my god, you're losing your leg for sure, bro.

7:52 Know how to do a tourniquet.

7:53 WOMAN: Go push grandpa.

7:55 He's gonna go.

7:56 LOLO: Go watch papa.

7:57 STEELO: You got papa.

7:58 ROB: That's so fun.

7:59 STEELO: Stop him from being up there.

8:01 ROB: Of course grandpa can do it.

8:02 No.

8:03 OK.

8:04 STEELO: Oh, ow, man.

8:06 I split my sack.

8:07 STEELO: Oh, man.

8:08 There's a ball on the loose!

8:10 ROB: I can't believe it actually held him.

8:12 LOLO: It's a sturdy slide.

8:13 Ow!

8:13 STEELO: Oh, man.

8:15 That ball is loose.

8:16 ROB: Ugh.

8:17 Ow!

8:17 ROB: Ow.

8:18 STEELO: Ow, actually, cause kids don't know.

8:21 I'm like grandpa.

8:22 Ow.

8:24 Oh, owie.

8:26 Fast as you can.

8:28 Oh, oh.

8:29 LOLO: No.

8:30 ROB: Man.

8:30 Cause it hit right— ROB: That's it.

8:32 He just ate it.

8:33 STEELO: Oh.

8:33 ROB: Center shot.

8:34 I— a little bit of taint.

8:37 Hand me a nutsack.

8:38 There you have it for Split Surprise.

8:41 [APPLAUSE] OK, Scorpions, they come in a lot of different places.

8:47 Probably, the worst would be Scorpion on the concrete.

8:50 Yeah.

8:50 Cause it's like— It's bad.

8:52 Grind in your face.

8:53 Oh, grinding your face in, kicking over, tapping in the back of your head.

8:57 STEELO: Yeah.

8:58 Of course, what I would consider the most popular is the snow.

9:01 Snow.

9:01 ROB: You know what I mean?

9:02 It just happens the most.

9:03 STEELO: Yeah.

9:04 Because you just— you got, like, snowboard and skis.

9:07 You got that weight over, you go forward, your face is grinding.

9:11 That thing's coming over.

9:12 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

9:13 STEELO: Yeah.

9:14 What?

9:15 Tickle, tickle [LAUGHS] Your toes.

9:17 ROB: You know what I mean?

9:18 Tickle the toes.

9:19 You just see your toes.

9:20 You know, another very unique one is sand.

9:23 Man, sand.

9:23 STEELO: Sand.

9:24 You know what I mean?

9:25 We've seen Sand Scorpions, yeah.

9:26 It's like the after effect is so much more brutal.

9:28 Cause the sand just poof.

9:29 Your face is filled with sand.

9:32 And you know that's with you for a while.

9:34 ROB: That's it.

9:35 You got that dry mouth.

9:36 You know, you got your mouth full— Sand in your eyes.

9:38 ROB: Yeah.

9:39 Yeah, oh, man.

9:40 It's much more painful.

9:42 And this category is some of the very best.

9:45 Take a look at Sand Scorpions.

9:48 [CHEERING] STEELO: Oh, so just Sand Scorpions.

9:51 ROB: Here we go.

9:52 Oh.

9:54 Oh.

9:55 Oh.

9:56 She just ate it.

9:58 She was committed, though.

9:59 I respect her.

10:00 ROB: You're gonna eat it?

10:01 Oh, you did give it all.

10:03 Gave her all.

10:05 LOLO: You are too big for this, sir.

10:06 STEELO: Yeah.

10:07 LOLO: Let it go.

10:07 STEELO: He looks younger when he leans back.

10:09 It's weird.

10:11 When the joy kicks in, the age goes down.

10:13 But then he comes back up, and it's like— LOLO: Reality.

10:15 STEELO: He works— he's a bouncer at a club.

10:17 [LAUGHTER] ROB: That's it.

10:19 Oh.

10:21 Oh.

10:21 STEELO: OK.

10:22 Man, slow motion.

10:23 Yeah, I cracked your back.

10:25 It probably felt good.

10:26 It felt good.

10:27 ROB: Man, he really— he just got— his neck finally had to give.

10:32 That fixed everything.

10:33 I feel like a million again.

10:34 [LAUGHS] ROB: Tippy toes.

10:37 MAN: Oh.

10:38 STEELO: Oh, man.

10:40 I love how the dog came to the rescue.

10:41 ROB: Tried to.

10:42 STEELO: Yeah, he has fun with everything.

10:44 LOLO: Who's around?

10:44 What are you doing?

10:45 This dude's enjoying life.

10:46 CHILD: Hiya!

10:47 ROB: Oh, yeah.

10:49 Oh.

10:49 Oh.

10:51 Oh, dad.

10:52 Who is it?

10:53 Oh.

10:53 LOLO: Oh.

10:54 [LAUGHTER]- I love—- Man.

10:57 I love dad.

10:58 He's just smiling so hard.

10:59 ROB: In my heart, I knew it was gonna be the dad.

11:01 STEELO: Yeah.

11:02 ROB: And then, like, when he let go, I saw,

11:04 no, it's gonna be this baby face and just met.

11:07 WOMAN: Oh, shoot.

11:08 Oh, shoot.

11:09 Oh.

11:10 ROB: Oh, no.

11:12 LOLO: Sand surfing.

11:13 ROB: Oh, don't build it up.

11:14 Don't build it up.

11:15 Nay, hey.

11:16 And he feels the pain.

11:18 There you have it for Sand Scorpions.

11:21 [CHEERING] OK, look, the splits, they're not very possible for most people, OK?

11:28 Camille, can you do the splits to this day?

11:31 CAMILLE: Yes, right, left, and center.

11:32 I mean, OK, so that's it.

11:33 Once you got it, you never lose it.

11:35 Like, you got to—- I don't know about that.

11:37 You gotta train it?

11:37 You know what I mean?

11:38 You gotta keep— I'm big on stretching and keeping my flexibility.

11:41 And that's, like, one thing I never want to lose.

11:43 STEELO: Oh, I love it.

11:44 Yeah.

11:44 Yeah, no, look, look.

11:45 STEELO: Give it up, crowd.

11:46 I get the clap for that.

11:48 Come on, flexibility.

11:49 No, no, like, I just got so mad at myself of, like,

11:52 not stretching enough right then and there.

11:54 Yeah.

11:54 ROB: And then I thought to myself, I need to split.

11:56 And then that the next time I'm on this stage, I'm gonna do the splits.

12:00 Yeah.

12:00 OK.

12:01 Until I can't, you know.

12:02 So maybe the next time after that— you know what I mean?

12:05 Five years from now, I will do the splits on this stage.

12:08 I love it.

12:09 Yeah.

12:09 Bring it up.

12:10 Cause I know nobody's going to remember that.

12:12 And then by that time, they'll be like, he's way too old.

12:14 OK, look, this category right here is the splits happening out of nowhere.

12:18 Take a look at Sudden Splits.

12:20 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Uh-oh.

12:26 Uh-oh.

12:26 STEELO: Uh-oh.

12:28 ROB: Oh, no.

12:29 [SHOUTING] Oh, that was a James Brown too.

12:32 ROB: Oh, man.

12:33 STEELO: Oh, that's— that's when you're really rocking, bro.

12:36 That was a good split.

12:37 STEELO: That was a great split.

12:38 Hey, you had to split some skin for that one to work.

12:41 CAMILLE: Like, no bent knee.

12:42 STEELO: He stretched out every part of his body.

12:43 CAMILLE: Woo!

12:45 Just the full extension.

12:46 Just the— He can do splits for life now.

12:48 He's crazy.

12:49 Forever is torn.

12:50 Perfectly executed.

12:51 Yeah, that man is not built like that.

12:53 MAN: OK.

12:54 ROB: Oh, here we go.

12:55 MAN: --watching this JBR ROB: There we go.

12:57 JBR.

12:58 MAN: All right, OK.

12:59 Ooh.

12:59 STEELO: Drag him.

13:00 Wow.

13:01 Drag him.

13:01 Wow.

13:02 Ooh.

13:02 CAMILLE: Whoa.

13:03 STEELO: Whoa!

13:04 Hey!

13:05 Oh.

13:07 He see he got him.

13:08 He knew too.

13:09 CAMILLE: [LAUGHS] ROB: Oh, here we go.

13:12 Dog's in the mix.

13:13 Oh.

13:15 Oh, man.

13:16 Has your board ever done that?

13:17 It has.

13:18 Board in two like that?

13:19 When that board splits— STEELO: That's crazy.

13:21 --you feel like someone really took advantage of you.

13:23 Part like the Red Sea.

13:24 ROB: Yeah.

13:24 STEELO: That thing parted.

13:25 CAMILLE: Wow.

13:26 STEELO: Crazy.

13:27 ROB: When you start to feel the breeze, you know you're in trouble.

13:29 Oh.

13:30 Oh.

13:32 MAN: Let's go.

13:33 Get it with ice.

13:34 ROB: Oh, oh, man.

13:35 Oh, man.

13:35 Break it.

13:36 [SHOUTING] STEELO: Those are heelies though.

13:38 ROB: Man.

13:39 STEELO: That's your fault.

13:39 ROB: That's it.

13:40 STEELO: You shouldn't own those.

13:42 You mess with the heelies, you feel the pain.

13:44 STEELO: Yeah.

13:45 [LAUGHS] ROB: Oh.

13:48 STEELO: Welcome to New Orleans.

13:50 Orleans, baby.

13:52 Oh, save it.

13:53 Save it.

13:54 Save it.

13:55 Oh.

13:55 ROB: Oh, man.

13:57 Are you kidding me?

13:58 She fell so hard.

13:59 She's so, what just happened?

14:00 She did some dance moves too.

14:02 Watch her.

14:03 She doing a little slide with it.

14:04 ROB: Oh, oh, oh, ah, man.

14:09 Not how you bowl.

14:11 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [DEVO,

14:13 "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] OK, like,

14:15 what do you call it when, like, roll all the way backwards to your hands?

14:19 A back bend?

14:21 Like, handspring.

14:22 Back?

14:22 But you don't— yeah, you just— Oh exorcism.

14:24 When you do like— when you walk around like this.

14:27 Like, when you lean back and now you're on an arch.

14:31 You're in a backwards arch with your hands backwards.

14:34 It's called a?

14:35 Back bend.

14:36 That's what I'm getting.

14:37 I think— maybe it is.

14:38 LOLO: I think we're making this more complicated than it needs to be,

14:40 and it's really just simple.

14:41 No, maybe.

14:42 Maybe.

14:43 Or we're both wrong.

14:44 It doesn't exist.

14:45 We've never seen it.

14:46 Well, whatever.

14:47 Let's talk about our spines.

14:49 Are they flexible?

14:50 Like, how far could you go back before you think you're in trouble?

14:54 I could do that, but I don't necessarily do it straight to my hands.

14:58 I start off down and then push myself up.

15:00 OK.

15:00 STEELO: If that makes sense?

15:02 LOLO: Yeah, I feel like, as you get older, the less flexible you get.

15:05 Well, for sure.

15:06 Because—- Quasimodo.

15:07 I would not even, you know— Yeah, yeah, no, she got dizzy.

15:10 STEELO: Did she got hurt right there?

15:11 It's like— ROB: That wasn't me.

15:13 Look, she got slightly bent, and it was like a moment of panic.

15:16 Like, I need to get back up.

15:18 I'm not a liability.

15:19 ROB: I need to get back here.

15:21 Look, everybody in this category is just

15:24 enjoying the pain of folding their spine.

15:26 Take a look at Backwards Benders.

15:28 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, oh.

15:34 STEELO: Oh, oh.

15:36 Everybody know you can't pick up one of these old school TVs by yourself.

15:38 ROB: Look— that's it.

15:39 At least four men.

15:40 That's it.

15:41 STEELO: It's still plugged up too.

15:42 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, oh.

15:47 LOLO: Oh.

15:47 STEELO: Oh, man.

15:48 ROB: Oh.

15:49 And snap back up?

15:51 Man, this is, like, Matrix training.

15:53 That's impressive.

15:53 ROB: It really is.

15:55 There's no way.

15:56 How are you gonna get dropped, but not fade?

15:59 Ooh.

16:00 LOLO: Ricochet.

16:01 ROB: Man, how romantic.

16:03 [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh.

16:08 Oh.

16:10 Man.

16:10 ROB: Oh, man.

16:11 And he's grabbing it right now.

16:13 That's crazy.

16:14 ROB: See how much he got out of it.

16:15 [SHOUTING] LOLO: Just— You can see his slipped disc.

16:20 Oh.

16:21 LOLO: That's crazy.

16:22 STEELO: Oh, that's insane.

16:24 Oh, man, I can tell you, the body's not meant to go like that.

16:27 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." You know,

16:31 I can say pretty confidently that I'll never do the splits in my life.

16:35 You know what I mean?

16:36 OK.

16:36 So I think— although, I did buy a split machine once, now that I realized it.

16:40 The one where you— The crank?

16:41 Crank, right?

16:41 ROB: Yeah.

16:42 How far did you get?

16:43 Yeah, about here.

16:44 You know what I mean?

16:46 But, yeah, damn, I should have stayed committed.

16:47 LOLO: Yeah.

16:48 I purchased the machine and did it a couple times, but I felt exposed.

16:53 I would say freaky.

16:54 Violated a little bit?

16:56 I just felt— it felt dangerous.

16:57 You know what I mean?

16:58 When I was locked in, and wide open, and just,

17:01 somebody could come in and take advantage of me.

17:03 Yeah.

17:04 Moses parting the sea.

17:04 ROB: Yeah.

17:05 It was crazy.

17:06 Do you think either of you would be able to do the splits?

17:09 I can, yeah.

17:10 I have double— I'm like a hypermobile— ROB: Oh, you are.

17:13 --joints, so I don't even have to try.

17:16 Yeah, like, do you— you could just drop and split?

17:18 Yeah, I used to dance.

17:19 And, like, all the other kids in my ballet class, they were, like,

17:23 so jealous of me because I could just do the splits without trying.

17:26 Man, look, I'm jealous right now.

17:29 I was just talking about never splitting in my life.

17:31 And you split on the regular.

17:32 On accident.

17:33 Yeah, on accident.

17:34 You split— man, you slip and split.

17:36 [LAUGHS] Everybody in this category, they're like you.

17:39 They got the ability to split, so they just do it everywhere.

17:42 Take a look at Super Splits.

17:45 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh.

17:50 STEELO: Oh, bro.

17:51 ROB: Oh, no.

17:52 STEELO: I get my stretches in real quick.

17:54 LOLO: That was like a great way to stretch, though.

17:55 STEELO: Being in the mall, just doing this all day.

17:57 How's it going, ladies?

17:59 ROB: Look, they're not here for it.

18:00 Like, kind of hot, but you don't have any money.

18:02 You ain't got— You ain't bout no bags or nothing yet.

18:05 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, OK.

18:08 Oh.

18:08 STEELO: Yeah.

18:09 ROB: Oh, yeah.

18:09 STEELO: I do it.

18:10 Look, whatever it is, we don't need to be involved.

18:12 LOLO: And he's bouncing.

18:13 Man— yeah, that booty hole being that high in the sky is not OK.

18:17 Airing out.

18:18 Yes.

18:19 It made them closer together, though.

18:20 LOLO: They held hands— STEELO: They were like, let's switch hands and walk away.

18:23 ROB: Man.

18:24 LOLO: That's a strong couple.

18:26 Yeah, no, that's— ROB: They really did, in perfect sequence.

18:29 STEELO: So wild.

18:30 [LAUGHTER] ROB: All right, here we— oh, oh, oh.

18:34 Hey, oh.

18:35 My gosh.

18:35 ROB: Man, look.

18:36 Look at her face first.

18:37 ROB: She's like, oh, OK.

18:38 STEELO: Yeah.

18:38 ROB: Oh.

18:39 STEELO: She's like— ROB: Oh.

18:40 STEELO: I never thought about that.

18:41 I've never had anyone do this to me.

18:42 Never thought about that.

18:43 Oh my goodness, it would work.

18:44 Oh, oh.

18:48 Oh, no.

18:49 Oh.

18:49 STEELO: I have an announcement!

18:50 ROB: I have an announcement to make.

18:52 Oh.

18:53 I'm bald!

18:54 STEELO: All right, powder.

18:56 Man, he's waited his whole life to be that man in that moment.

19:00 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." You know, I'm a coffin sleeper.

19:06 You know what I mean?

19:07 Locked in, boom.

19:09 Wake up, boom, let's get to work.

19:11 I try to sleep like that.

19:12 ROB: You know what I mean?

19:13 Like, can you sleep, like— like, in a car, in a plane, like, in a chair?

19:17 Anywhere.

19:18 I— I sleep in stupid positions, and I've been trying to get out of it because I

19:22 heard— I actually heard from— I think it was on The Kardashians.

19:26 I don't know.

19:27 Kim Kardashian said that if you sleep straight like this, it's

19:29 best for your neck so you don't get, like, double chin.

19:32 And I'm really trying to fight that off right now.

19:33 So now I'm like, every night, like,

19:35 fall asleep like this, fall asleep like this.

19:37 And then you wake up and you're just— I— I hate it.

19:40 I literally wake up and my face is smushed.

19:42 And I'm like, that's why I'm getting this line here.

19:44 But you had a good sleep, though.

19:45 That's true.

19:46 ROB: Yeah, hey, hey, you got to get yourself a coffin, you know?

19:50 [LAUGHTER] You got to get some sort of sleep brace that just locks you in.

19:56 But, hey, you're going to be nice and clean up here.

19:58 CHANEL: Yep.

19:59 Every person in this category,

20:01 doesn't matter what position they're in, they're getting a great sleep.

20:04 Take a look at Sleep Yoga.

20:06 [CHEERING] [SLOW TEMPO MUSIC] [LAUGHTER] OK, man, you got some— look,

20:13 you can't tell me you don't have dead arm.

20:16 STEELO: Oh, man.

20:16 CHANEL: What the hell?

20:17 ROB: Garrett!

20:19 His arm's like a kickstand that's holding him up.

20:22 Propped him up.

20:23 Literally.

20:24 [UPBEAT MUSIC] STEELO: Oh.

20:27 ROB: Oh, man.

20:28 Just got the driest doo-doo butt ever.

20:30 Yeah.

20:32 You been pooping all night.

20:33 [LAUGHS] ROB: OK?

20:35 I was cooking.

20:36 And then the next thing you knew, I had a great night's sleep.

20:39 STEELO: So many forks.

20:41 [LAUGHTER] There you have it for Sleep Yoga.

20:47 [CHEERING] All right, look, I have, unfortunately,

20:51 experienced a handful of Scorpions in my day.

20:53 STEELO: OK.

20:54 ROB: OK?

20:55 One terrible one when I was real young, where I grinded my face on, like,

21:00 cobblestone, little road, where I was skating a rail.

21:02 I went end-over-end and just grinded my face right on, like, the ga, ga, ga.

21:07 Yeah.

21:07 ROB: You know what I mean?

21:08 But I popped up, told everybody I got

21:10 into a fight with truckers and got sucker bricked.

21:13 That was a story.

21:13 CARLY: Wow.

21:14 I've heard this story.

21:15 I know it's real.

21:16 And every time you tell it, it bothers me.

21:18 It's just like seeing little Robbie's face get cobblestoned.

21:22 It's so sad, yeah.

21:23 Robbie's face just ga, ga.

21:25 And you tell stories too good.

21:26 ROB: Yeah.

21:27 I feel the pain.

21:28 ROB: But the truth is, when you do get Scorpioned, you're in shock.

21:32 You know what I mean?

21:33 And so if you pop up and you're happy,

21:35 it's just because you just can't believe you were grinding

21:38 your face on the ground with your feet dangling above your ears.

21:41 But everybody in this category,

21:43 they're ripping the scorpion and they're popping up with a smile.

21:46 Take a look at Scorpion with a Smile.

21:48 [CHEERING] Here we go.

21:54 Bride to be.

21:55 STEELO: Let's do it.

21:57 ROB: Hitting him with the impossible.

21:58 STEELO: OK.

22:00 ROB: Oh, man.

22:00 STEELO: OK.

22:01 Hey, he lived.

22:02 He lived.

22:03 He didn't get that hurt.

22:04 I'm actually proud of him.

22:05 CARLY: Yeah, he's cool.

22:06 STEELO: Go ahead and get married now.

22:07 CARLY: Yeah.

22:08 STEELO: Make it happen.

22:10 ROB: Yeah, oh.

22:11 Oh.

22:13 Bride walking down the aisle, you know?

22:15 ROB: Oh, oh.

22:17 Oh no.

22:18 MAN: I just scorpioned myself.

22:20 ROB: Yes, you did.

22:20 STEELO: Scorpioned myself.

22:21 Yes, you did.

22:23 Man, I tell you, that's how it feels because

22:25 it's like— we grew up knowing it's a scorpion.

22:28 As skaters, it was just a thing.

22:30 STEELO: Scorpion.

22:31 You want to avoid getting scorped or credit carded.

22:32 STEELO: This isn't a skater, though, Rob.

22:34 Oh.

22:35 He's on wheels.

22:36 STEELO: He's on wheels.

22:37 [ROCK MUSIC] ROB: Here we go.

22:41 Oh.

22:41 STEELO: Man.

22:42 ROB: Man, he held it.

22:44 CARLY: And he got back up.

22:45 STEELO: Yeah.

22:45 CARLY: That was impressive.

22:46 Yeah, man turned into his mother.

22:48 [LAUGHTER] Get it.

22:50 MAN: Oh.

22:52 ROB: Ooh.

22:53 CARLY: He folded in half.

22:54 STEELO: Yeah.

22:55 ROB: Guys, no, no, no, no.

22:56 Disappointed himself.

22:57 Yeah.

22:58 ROB: I'll tell you what, that's a real deal Scorpion.

23:00 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." OK,

23:05 Kristy, can you do the splits?

23:08 At one point in time, I could.

23:09 I can't confidently say I can right now, though.

23:12 And what happened?

23:13 You were just like, this is part of my lifestyle?

23:15 KRISTY: Yeah, I was, like, a dancer, like a drill team.

23:17 So that was, like, required.

23:19 To do the splits, a drill team?

23:21 It was part of the routine?

23:22 Football field, you just boom, jump, land in a split.

23:26 ROB: Yeah, yeah, no, look, I mean, this is max right here.

23:30 You can go more than that.

23:31 It's the jeans.

23:32 Yeah, if you even try, I know you can do a split.

23:33 More.

23:34 This ain't— KRISTY: I think you got three more inches.

23:37 Three more inches.

23:38 We give you leggings right now, you make it down to the bottom.

23:40 Oh, man.

23:40 STEELO: You make it to the bottom, for sure.

23:42 Give me some leggings.

23:44 Look, I love the idea of going around here,

23:46 coming back, and just, like— Peter Panned up?

23:50 And just do it.

23:51 I feel like you could do it in your shorts.

23:53 No, I can't split.

23:53 They're big enough.

23:54 Regardless.

23:54 No.

23:55 ROB: Yeah, yeah, that's like, you got to grow up splitting,

23:57 or else you're just never going to do it.

23:58 STEELO: You do.

23:59 You do.

23:59 It's like, the older you get, the tighter your groin gets.

24:01 STEELO: Yeah.

24:02 But look, everybody in this category is doing the splits, but not on purpose.

24:06 Take a look at Surprise Splits.

24:09 STEELO: Oh, man.

24:10 KRISTY: Oh, man.

24:10 Not on purpose.

24:12 That's the worst.

24:13 ROB: Oh, oh.

24:14 STEELO: This is kind of expected.

24:16 KRISTY: It is expected, but I feel like it's— the middle splits

24:19 are way more intense than, like, the front.

24:21 STEELO: You got a pizza.

24:21 ROB: Yeah.

24:22 STEELO: And the splits.

24:24 KRISTY: Like— STEELO: We know you got a pizza, guys.

24:26 That was a ski reference.

24:27 A ski reference that even threw me off is,

24:29 when you stop yourself, you put your— KRISTY: Oh, yeah.

24:32 You create a little slice.

24:33 KRISTY: I've only been skiing once.

24:35 I don't ski.

24:36 No?

24:36 Hurts the ones that don't show one time.

24:37 I feel like you're mentally prepared.

24:38 I heard someone say it on the show one time.

24:39 ROB: Look.

24:40 It stuck with me.

24:41 We learned it on the show, OK?

24:42 We're not skiers.

24:43 We learned it here.

24:44 [LAUGHTER] Oh.

24:46 KRISTY: There we go.

24:47 ROB: Ah!

24:48 KRISTY: Oh.

24:49 STEELO: Man.

24:50 You just not good at this.

24:51 How often does that happen to you, though?

24:53 It happens.

24:53 OK, so you can do this.

24:54 ROB: Yeah.

24:55 So maybe that's why you could get farther than— ROB:

24:58 But I don't go that far, you know.

24:59 KRISTY: Why do I feel like that's not that far, though?

25:01 It's not that far.

25:02 He didn't even do a real split.

25:03 That's a James Brown split.

25:04 Exactly.

25:05 ROB: That's what happens when you, like, lose a little bit of groin.

25:07 Then you tear some hammy.

25:09 Yeah.

25:09 ROB: A little bit of calf muscle.

25:10 STEELO: You're losing it now.

25:11 You're definitely losing that.

25:13 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.

25:15 KRISTY: OK.

25:16 All right.

25:17 ROB: That's on purpose.

25:18 That was definitely on purpose.

25:19 KRISTY: That was— He kind of— he kind of hard, though.

25:21 ROB: This would be hilarious.

25:23 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Ah!

25:25 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

25:26 KRISTY: Oh.

25:27 STEELO: Oh, man.

25:27 ROB: Oh, man.

25:28 Oh, god.

25:28 STEELO: Oh, man.

25:29 KRISTY: Now, that is a split.

25:30 ROB: OK, go back.

25:30 KRISTY: That is a split.

25:31 And then they put two different bodies together.

25:33 Like, her upper half and her lower half just did not match when we started this.

25:37 [LAUGHTER] That's called dancing legs.

25:40 That's called dancing legs.

25:42 ROB: You gotta get down.

25:43 KRISTY: She got the dancing legs.

25:44 STEELO: She's doing— oh my god.

25:46 KRISTY: Boom, and it collapsed.

25:47 She split and slid right into the water.

25:50 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] OK,

25:54 how important is stretching before physical activity?

25:58 Very.

25:59 I think it— yes.

26:00 ROB: Yeah?

26:01 I think it's very important.

26:02 Yeah?

26:03 What's the science behind it?

26:04 STEELO: You're supposed to get your heart rate going first, then stretch.

26:06 It makes it a little easier for you to stretch and— CARLY:

26:08 Loosen up your muscles, right, before you do physical activity.

26:12 I'm just assuming.

26:13 The way you said that, right?

26:15 ROB: Yeah.

26:16 Because I don't work out, so I'm just guessing.

26:18 And I'm going by what I see on TV when people are stretching.

26:22 ROB: Yeah.

26:23 It's important.

26:23 STEELO: Yeah.

26:24 It's important, I would think.

26:25 They certainly make it seem like it is.

26:27 CARLY: Yeah.

26:28 [LAUGHTER] That's what I learned in gym class in first grade.

26:32 And they really— I don't know either, but they certainly make it seem like it.

26:36 Yeah.

26:37 Well, look, this category is people that stretched

26:39 a little bit too much before they did their exercise.

26:43 Take a look at Stretched Out.

26:45 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, got it.

26:51 OK.

26:51 All right.

26:52 Coming up here.

26:54 Coming up here.

26:55 And, OK.

26:57 No?

26:58 You should probably clean up first.

26:59 She didn't have the space for that.

27:01 I know there's mold in there somewhere.

27:03 STEELO: A lot going on in here.

27:05 My parents have been gone for weeks.

27:06 CARLY: Yeah.

27:07 STEELO: She might have killed her parents, actually.

27:08 CARLY: Yeah.

27:09 STEELO: [LAUGHS] ROB: You don't want me to be a ballerina?

27:12 I'm gonna be a ballerina.

27:14 [CHUCKLES] OK.

27:16 Oh, you on the ceiling?

27:17 CARLY: What is the point?

27:18 STEELO: Oh, y'all just trying to walk through— [SHOUTING] OK.

27:22 Oh, at least she couldn't fall far.

27:23 It looked like a whole building they were scaling.

27:25 CARLY: It's— right.

27:26 STEELO: They were, like, on a skyscraper or something.

27:28 CARLY: But that's a full— that's birth control for you.

27:31 ROB: That's it.

27:32 CARLY: That's birth control.

27:33 Wow.

27:34 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh.

27:36 Oh.

27:37 STEELO: Oh, man.

27:38 ROB: Oh, man.

27:38 That's not her fault.

27:39 Man, Brittany just going for it.

27:42 STEELO: That concrete is slippery.

27:43 It was painted yesterday.

27:44 ROB: Hi.

27:45 Woo.

27:45 [LAUGHTER] I'm fine.

27:47 I'm really, really— I'm really good.

27:49 We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness." [APPLAUSE] OK, Rocsi,

27:54 the logo on this show, "Ridiculousness," is called the Scorpion.

27:59 Really?

27:59 ROB: Yes.

28:00 Are you familiar?

28:01 Are you familiar with the scorpion?

28:02 I'm not.

28:03 OK, so this is what happens.

28:05 You're living life to the fullest.

28:06 You're trying to have a good time.

28:08 You lose momentum, you push forward, your face and neck go into the ground,

28:12 and then your feet come over and tap you on the back of the head.

28:15 Oh.

28:16 It creates a scorpion.

28:17 I always thought that that was like you on a skateboard doing,

28:19 like, some kind of trick STEELO: Oh, really?

28:21 I really did.

28:22 ROB: Oh, man.

28:23 Oh, man.

28:24 She didn't think you were good.

28:25 No.

28:25 She didn't think you were good at all.

28:26 Doing a handstand trick.

28:27 No, I thought it was like a trick.

28:28 You think he would do a handstand trick?

28:29 I don't know.

28:30 She thinks you're that kind of a skater.

28:31 ROB: Hey, listen to me.

28:32 I thought you were, like, doing great.

28:34 Now that I see it, this could be me.

28:37 I always thought it was you.

28:38 Yeah, no, that is, in fact, the classic Scorpion.

28:42 So, look, you're going to appreciate it because what

28:45 we have in this first category is Scorpion Perfection.

28:48 Take a look.

28:49 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] Here's your neck.

28:55 You're back in your face, getting hurt all at once.

28:58 [SHOUTING] Oh.

29:00 STEELO: There's only one light out there.

29:02 ROCSI: That's it.

29:03 STEELO: You can't see anything.

29:04 ROB: And the only thing she had to avoid was not lit.

29:06 STEELO: Yeah.

29:07 ROB: Ugh.

29:08 Oh.

29:09 STEELO: She really tapped it.

29:10 Oh, it's perfect.

29:11 She really just— STEELO: Oh, she really— oh, fold it up.

29:13 She eating dirt too.

29:15 Eating dirt and cigarettes.

29:16 ROB: Man.

29:17 STEELO: You see every cigarette out there.

29:18 [LAUGHTER] OK, you're back too far.

29:22 ROB: Oh, oh.

29:23 STEELO: Oh.

29:23 ROB: Oh, man.

29:24 It was really more the elegance of the form.

29:27 STEELO: Yeah, the legs got there high the first time.

29:29 You're in there deep.

29:30 ROB: Hey, you're two inches away from assaulting yourself.

29:33 [LAUGHTER] ROCSI: Talented.

29:37 Talented.

29:37 STEELO: Oh my lord.

29:38 ROB: Oh.

29:38 ROCSI: Oh.

29:39 ROB: Oh.

29:40 You're hurt.

29:41 [ROCK MUSIC] ROCSI: With the bike.

29:44 STEELO: Oh.

29:45 Ooh.

29:45 ROCSI: Ooh.

29:46 It became so violent, so quick.

29:48 ROCSI: Almost had it.

29:48 ROB: Oh.

29:49 STEELO: Oh my god.

29:50 When your foot— your foot was planted on the ground.

29:53 It replanted.

29:54 Oh my god.

29:55 When you plant the foot past your head, you flip over.

29:59 STEELO: I was mad.

30:00 Oh, it's so bad.

30:01 Look at him.

30:02 He's so bad.

30:04 You're a pretzel.

30:07 ROB: Oh, the classic snow scorp.

30:09 STEELO: What are you— what are you trying to do, though, right there?

30:11 Like— oh, he trying to grind that?

30:13 ROB: He trying to grind that little duck thing?

30:14 STEELO: I don't know what it's for, is my question.

30:17 It's beautiful, though.

30:18 I'll tell you that much.

30:19 That is it.

30:20 There you have it for Scorpion Perfection.

30:23 [APPLAUSE] OK, unintentional splits, what's gonna happen?

30:28 You're gonna split.

30:29 Yeah, you're gonna hurt yourself.

30:30 What are you gonna hurt?

30:31 Your groin.

30:32 ROB: Yeah, you're gonna tear some groin.

30:34 You know what I mean?

30:35 You're gonna tear a little abductor muscle, maybe a little hamstring.

30:38 You know what I mean?

30:39 You're gonna be sad.

30:40 Yeah.

30:40 Yep.

30:41 ROB: I wonder if, like, really good gymnasts enjoy an accidental split.

30:45 You know, like, if you're really gifted at splits,

30:47 like, if you get pushed over— Like,

30:49 if Simone Biles something, she fall over, she might just be like, ah.

30:52 ROB: Yeah.

30:53 Might be natural for her to fall into a split, if it helps break the fall.

30:56 HOST: Yeah.

30:56 Oh.

30:57 STEELO: Yeah, that makes sense.

30:58 Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.

31:00 ROB: Yeah, I can't even, like, fake it.

31:02 Even doing, like, a fake, like, I was like, damn the— It's getting close now.

31:07 Like, I did like a loose— I just— HOST: You only took a step.

31:10 ROB: That's what I'm saying.

31:11 Like, I spread too wide and it was like, don't test us.

31:14 Don't you dare.

31:15 Your pants are pulling you together too.

31:17 This category right here, all people splitting out of nowhere.

31:21 Take a look at Unintended Splits.

31:23 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, no.

31:28 Oh, no.

31:29 HOST: Slippery.

31:30 ROB: Oh, man.

31:31 STEELO: I blame him.

31:32 ROB: Yeah.

31:32 STEELO: He didn't tell her where he was going on a date.

31:34 Why would she be wearing this going bowling?

31:36 HOST: I thought you were supposed to wear bowling shoes.

31:37 ROB: Yeah.

31:37 STEELO: Yeah.

31:38 They always tell you.

31:39 STEELO: Yeah.

31:39 Hey, we gotta go back and blame her.

31:41 You know what I mean?

31:43 If you were like, I don't want to wear those ugly things.

31:45 I'm on a date.

31:46 STEELO: Just married.

31:47 ROB: Yeah.

31:47 WOMAN: Woo!

31:48 STEELO: Oh, man.

31:49 [LAUGHTER] She did get something, though.

31:51 She got, like, six.

31:53 You know, strong six, it ain't bad.

31:55 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Oh, no.

31:57 Oh, I don't like high speeds.

31:58 Oh.

31:59 Oh, man.

32:00 Ooh.

32:00 ROB: Man.

32:02 STEELO: That was almost magical.

32:03 ROB: Man, this little fella felt something he'd never felt before.

32:06 He could have did a split right here and turned around to a 360,

32:09 would have been nice.

32:10 But now he just never did it again.

32:12 HOST: He took that like a champ.

32:13 Most kids would be screaming.

32:15 He loves the sport of blading.

32:17 MAN: Andy.

32:19 HOST: Andy.

32:20 [CLATTERING] ROB: Oh, man.

32:22 Oh, Andy.

32:23 Oh, it's over with, man.

32:24 It's over with.

32:25 HOST: He tore that.

32:26 Stay down!

32:27 Stay down!

32:27 He tore that.

32:28 Look, Andy's hammy just got— --hammy.

32:31 ROB: Blew out right there.

32:33 HOST: And is hammy no more.

32:34 ROB: Look, Andy's body's never been in this position ever.

32:37 STEELO: Ever.

32:38 ROB: OK?

32:39 He's rocking out hard right now.

32:40 Ah.

32:41 Ah.

32:42 HOST: Damn.

32:43 ROB: Man.

32:43 STEELO: Was he malfunctioning?

32:44 Like, what was going on?

32:45 ROB: I told you, you were amazing.

32:47 There you have it for Unintended Splits.

32:49 [CHEERING]