Why Your Identity Changes Depending on Where You Are

0:00 I have experienced an extreme citrus craving.

0:03 [laughter] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

0:05 I'm I'm not I Yo, okay, he's my witness cuz he sees my fridge.

0:10 My fridge always has watermelon in it.

0:12 Always, always, always.

0:14 Now I have copious amounts of citrus.

0:17 And I wonder I genuinely wonder if it's partly because of you.

0:20 You'll never get sick.

0:22 Yeah.

0:22 But I just wonder if like you've sort of, you know,

0:24 subconsciously influenced.

0:25 Yeah.

0:25 Yeah.

0:26 Yeah.

0:26 You you've created like a

0:28 I need to get a royalty from the the

0:30 You probably could get You could get sponsored by like

0:32 Big Orange or something after it can go to avocados.

0:35 [laughter]

0:37 That's

0:37 That's the real money.

0:38 Can you imagine Vic pulling an avocado off the tree?

0:41 First of all, the tree would be [laughter] pulling an avocado.

0:44 The real bread.

0:45 The avocado knife.

0:47 No, no, no, no.

0:48 He still has to USE HIS HANDS.

0:50 OH, [laughter] BE MASHED ALL over the place.

0:53 SMEARED ON MY FACE.

0:58 AND THEN YOU KNOW ONCE AN AVOCADO GETS EXPOSED

0:59 turns brown [laughter] and then you've been there for long.

1:02 Nasty.

1:02 Now you can only you can only you can only TALK ABOUT SHORT TOPICS [laughter]

1:06 FOR SURE.

1:06 It's like you know when and you can't waste avocado $10 a pop.

1:11 Yeah.

1:11 The guy's talking deep about Iran.

1:14 Think is turning brown in his hand.

1:15 Expensive avocados on American man.

1:17 How do you Oh, you don't you don't struggle with that?

1:19 No, we don't.

1:20 It's actually interesting.

1:21 There are some things that cost a fortune

1:23 in some countries and in other countries.

1:25 A friend of mine who grew up

1:28 in Zimbabwe like born and raised their whole family.

1:30 She was telling me the other day

1:32 her grandmother still refers to avocados as poverty food.

1:36 So when they're in London as a family and they go to a fancy restaurant

1:41 and then they come with like an avocado with blah blah

1:44 and the mom literally is just like why?

1:46 The grandmother she's like why are we eating poverty food?

1:49 And then they try and explain to her.

1:50 They're like, "No, avocados in London cost a fortune.

1:52 In New York, they cost a fortune." So,

1:55 I unintentionally bought an iPhone because I I got in there

2:00 and then usually like when you go to a store,

2:01 there'll be a price underneath the item that you want to buy.

2:04 So, what they do at the eye store here is the price is on the phone.

2:09 So, remember you used to go on the iPhone and there'll

2:11 be selfies of people that have taken pictures of themselves.

2:14 Okay.

2:14 Wait.

2:15 So, you mind when you touch it?

2:16 Yeah.

2:16 This was me.

2:17 This was you as a child?

2:18 Yeah.

2:18 I used to just hang out in the Apple store and just like take selfies.

2:21 No, you were you one of those people rapping in the in the

2:25 So now the phones wait I got so many photos of myself me and all

2:28 my friends hanging out in the Apple

2:30 store making faces like throwing up gang signs.

2:34 Did you record stuff as well?

2:37 Yes.

2:36 I used No, no, no.

2:37 I used to see kids No joke.

2:39 I used to see kids in the Apple store on the iMac making an album.

2:44 Yeah.

2:44 Yeah.

2:44 I recorded raps on there.

2:45 All type of[ __] No one threw you out, right?

2:48 They did throw us out.

2:49 Okay.

2:49 And then we came back.

2:51 I saw something.

2:51 Do you know where those albums are?

2:52 Do you know where the music is?

2:54 Facebook.

2:55 Like all buried secrets.

2:59 I feel like they shouldn't throw you out.

3:00 I feel like that should be part of like the Apple stores.

3:04 How can I explain it?

3:05 [snorts] If you create like a subculture

3:08 within an Apple store that people come in to try

3:11 and create things so that they can blow up,

3:13 I argue that's one of the greatest marketing campaigns.

3:16 That's that's

3:17 it's tight.

3:18 You know what I mean?

3:19 This is like a cool vibe to you could

3:21 that guy in the corner could be the next big thing.

3:23 That girl over there singing into the little iPhone microphone,

3:26 she could be the next big thing.

3:27 And then Apple just has this as like a Yeah.

3:30 You never know.

3:30 Yeah.

3:30 But once it becomes a thing, people spend too much time there.

3:34 Oh yeah.

3:34 Racism too.

3:36 [laughter] a bunch of little black kids.

3:38 Like, you can't take chances with the talent they may have.

3:42 [laughter]

3:43 The present threat, you know what I'm saying?

3:46 Outweighs the potential [laughter] for talent.

3:49 Wait, I like that line though.

3:50 The present threat.

3:51 What did you say?

3:52 Human potential.

3:53 I said outweighs the potential for talent in the mind of society.

3:56 For sure.

3:58 Oh, man.

3:58 That's actually deep as[ __] Yeah, that's that's actually deep on so many levels

4:04 because how much risk should a society be willing

4:07 to take take for the potential of the great talents?

4:12 Do do you know what I mean?

4:15 Like if you were it's easy for us

4:16 to say it from like an institutional point of view,

4:20 but like let's say you saw something in your kid that was

4:23 scary but could go on to become the greatest thing ever.

4:26 Do you hinder that?

4:27 I see it in my kid now.

4:29 He just smacked somebody in the face yesterday.

4:31 You're like UFC.

4:33 I'm like, "Yeah, this guy's a fighter.

4:35 It could be a champion." But but he just smacked his mom in the face, too.

4:40 So, how do you how do you deal with that?

4:43 Cuz on our side of the world,

4:45 that that's not a story that could be told in that way.

4:49 In what way?

4:50 The way you just told the story seems like that is the conclusion of it, right?

4:53 My kid, I'm assuming what happened afterwards.

4:56 So, he is a Taurus, which I'm learning is really the bull.

5:01 Like, they're very stubborn.

5:04 Okay.

5:03 My father's a Taurus, but he's patient and maybe a different kind of Taurus.

5:09 My son is like me, but a tourist.

5:12 And so, he's like coming to blows with things.

5:16 You know what I'm saying?

5:17 And now he's in daycare.

5:19 So, those things are people.

5:21 And he sees other kids that have toys.

5:24 He doesn't have any siblings.

5:25 doesn't really No sharing.

5:27 How old is he?

5:27 He's about to be two.

5:28 Okay.

5:29 Yeah,

5:29 he's about to be two next.

5:30 Sounds like a two, three old pro.

5:31 Yeah, for sure.

5:32 And he sees kids with toys.

5:33 He wants their toy.

5:34 He tries to take it.

5:35 The kid doesn't want him to take it.

5:37 He hits.

5:39 My girlfriend comes to try to correct him.

5:43 Mansa, his name is Mansam Musa.

5:45 Said, "Mansa, you you need to apologize to this kid." Here's her, too.

5:50 So, does he have the full name Mansam Musa?

5:52 Mansam Musa or just Mansa only?

5:54 Mansa Musa Mensa

5:56 triple M that's and uh my my Ghanaian cousins they call him 3 M

6:01 3 M

6:02 and they've recently

6:03 that used to be a scam

6:04 they've recently started to call my[ __]

6:08 who [laughter] call him this

6:10 a dayare getting smacked[ __] stop it [laughter][ __]

6:16 no my Ghanaian cousins I don't know what happened it's like so once he

6:18 hit two and now I post pictures of him and they respond in my story

6:22 like my little[ __] is getting so big [laughter] and me and my girl

6:26 are like what it it it has a different vibe in Africa though.

6:34 Yeah.

6:34 It's just like a you know

6:35 it's funny cuz they just don't know how to use it right now.

6:37 No, that's that's what I was about to say in in South Africa.

6:40 [laughter]

6:42 No, but in South Africa.

6:43 South Africans too.

6:44 I mean South Africans too.

6:46 I mean it don't sound right when y'all say it.

6:48 No, it's true.

6:49 [laughter] We we say we will even say we will say ab my[ __]

6:54 Yeah.

6:53 Which refers often to like African-Americans in hip-hop.

6:57 What does[ __] my[ __] mean?

6:59 It means like the plural of like it's like

7:01 all of my[ __]

7:01 No, [clears throat] no, no, no.

7:03 Um those the my[ __]

7:06 Yes.

7:06 The my[ __] Yes.

7:08 __] means the __] is like Yeah.

7:10 It's the collective.

7:12 The collective of my[ __]

7:13 Yeah.

7:13 So So it's like saying guys from over there.

7:16 Yeah.

7:16 Yeah, but it can also be the the guys in South Africa as well.

7:19 No, no, no, no, no.

7:19 It's not.

7:20 It's not because it can be guys in South Africa as well.

7:22 100% crazy about this.

7:23 How does my[ __] coincide with Ubuntu?

7:26 Does not

7:28 pause for one second.

7:29 Am I on ARE YOU LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING?

7:31 [laughter] Pause for one second.

7:35 This kind of talk that you guys are having,

7:38 it skips the general white market and goes to that white other white market.

7:42 Do you know what I mean?

7:43 White white market.

7:45 That's aba my[ __] [laughter]

7:49 So it's not racist.

7:50 It's not racist at all.

7:52 No, it is your[ __] No, [laughter] no, no, no, no.

7:54 So, let me explain.

7:55 No, no.

7:55 Let me explain.

7:56 Let me explain.

7:56 So, let me explain.

7:58 [laughter]

7:58 So, what So, what happens sometimes that I think that I think is beautiful

8:01 is as a it's funny sort of like the avocado thing we're talking about.

8:06 So, as words move around from place to place,

8:08 as ideas move around from place to place,

8:10 they take on a different meaning that can be similar but not the same, right?

8:14 So the n-word is a great example of that because it was never used in Africa.

8:19 It doesn't have the same weight even though people understand

8:22 it through a historical context and through a current context.

8:24 Right?

8:26 But because there's also a cultural difference in South Africa,

8:31 many of us grew up influenced by hip-hop culture,

8:34 right?

8:34 [clears throat] And one of the things before you could even like speak English,

8:37 I remember my cousin would be like rapper rapping along

8:40 to Tupac and then one of the things you'd say,

8:42 he'd be like, "Yo, yo, my my man.

8:47 Yo yo my man.

8:48 Yo yo my nigga." Then you you just say that.

8:50 That's what you just knew you have to say to be in hip- hop.

8:52 Those two words were used interchangeably.

8:55 Yes.

8:54 My man and my[ __] Then what happened was over time

9:00 if you were if you were somebody who was in hip-hop

9:04 you were then referred to by people who weren't in hip-hop

9:08 as Abu my[ __] So they would say it for No, first it was I'm a[ __]

9:12 Yeah, that's true.

9:12 I'm a[ __] That's true.

9:13 Which is plural.

9:15 The rappers.

9:16 Yeah, the rappers.

9:16 guys wearing do-aggs, oversized fuboo shirts,

9:19 and then and there's there's no and there's no it's not

9:23 there's a thin line between

9:25 also [laughter] but it's also it's also how you say it.

9:27 If you say I'm a[ __] Uh-uh.

9:30 Yeah.

9:30 I'm a[ __] Yeah.

9:31 Yeah.

9:31 Now it's the one.

9:32 So it's got it's got a double.

9:34 Yeah.

9:34 That's the one that's the one that's dope.

9:36 That's like a man.

9:38 It makes me think about um how I learned

9:41 that race is a false concept and that it's fictitious.

9:44 I mean, growing up in America, obviously I grew up as a black man,

9:47 black boy before that, at some point was considered biracial,

9:51 but that kind of fades.

9:53 And um when I went to South Africa though and I'm meeting colored people

9:59 with the OU, you know what I mean?

10:01 And this is a completely different societal distinction.

10:05 And I realized that

10:07 people are considering me to be colored and that I'm not black.

10:12 And I'm like, "No, I'm black." They're like,

10:13 "Uh, you're absolutely not black." You know, uh,

10:17 and it's such a different, uh,

10:19 distinction of what is black versus what is not black in South Africa.

10:23 Then when I go to Ghana, they call me a broni.

10:27 Or means white man.

10:28 It means foreigner, but it also has a

10:31 slightly uh, like praised connotation in a colonial sense.

10:36 You know what I'm saying?

10:37 And so it's like a foreigner, but it's a a bit uplifted.

10:41 It's an exalted foreigner.

10:42 exalted foreigner and uh and and they'll call me a white man.

10:45 So, I'm I'm in this house where I'm staying

10:48 and the the man who works in the home sees that I'm about to go outside.

10:53 Uh it's like 9:00 p.m.

10:54 I'm trying to go find some food.

10:56 Ghana's very safe.

10:57 You know what I'm saying?

10:57 So, I'm going to go find some food.

10:59 I'm like, you know, putting on my[ __] And he's like,

11:02 "Where are you going?" I said, "I'm about to go get some He said,

11:07 "Ghanas, [snorts] I do not like when white people

11:11 go out at night." [laughter] And I'm like, "Me?

11:14 White people go out at night?" I'm like,

11:18 "If you don't get the[ __] out of my way, like I'm from Chicago.

11:20 I'm from a very dangerous place.

11:22 Like, I'm going outside." But I thought that was so

11:24 funny to me that I was so not a black person.

11:28 Yeah.

11:28 in a Ghanaian context like that I was enough of a white

11:32 person that I should be fearful for going outside alone at night.

11:38 Yeah, I went of course,

11:39 but I didn't find[ __] They don't have nothing going on at 9:00 p.m.

11:42 in Ghana.

11:42 [snorts] It's not even like that.

11:43 But can I ask you a You know, it's funny you say that thing.

11:46 Do you ever wonder whether or not the bonafides

11:50 you have where you're from hold up in another place?

11:52 Cuz you see what you just said.

11:53 You're like, I'm from Chicago.

11:54 I don't you know.

11:55 Oh yeah.

11:55 I sometimes think about that.

11:56 I go

11:57 here.

11:57 There's machetes.

11:58 Yeah.

11:58 But [laughter] no, for real.

12:01 Chicago again.

12:01 I went to I went to Jamaica, man.

12:03 One time I got to Jamaica.

12:05 You know what I'm saying?

12:06 And my flight was uh kind of disrupted.

12:10 I had the wrong passport.

12:11 My manager had gave me his passport.

12:13 I'm sitting in the airport for like 16 hours.

12:15 I'm frustrated.

12:16 I tried to sneak in the[ __] All type of[ __] When I eventually made it there,

12:20 I got a chip on my shoulder cuz I'm like,

12:22 this was a three-day long trip and I spent 16 hours.

12:25 spent the first[ __] day in a in a[ __] Montego Bay airport.

12:30 And so I get there, you know, when you're in Jamaica,

12:32 many places that uh local guys will just try to accompany you.

12:38 Yep.

12:37 To get tips.

12:39 You know what I'm saying?

12:40 And so the local guy, he jumps in the car.

12:42 He's like, "Oh, I'm going to tell you where you're going.

12:43 You're going this way." You know, and I'm like,

12:45 "Okay." Uh and we get there and eventually

12:49 he wants his tip.

12:50 Yep.

12:50 you know, and and once again, my Chicago thing is is clicks on and as I feel

12:57 like he's kind of trying to strongarm me into this tip.

13:01 Uhhuh.

13:01 I'm like, "What the[ __] is you talking about?

13:02 I'm from Chicago.

13:03 You're not going to, you know what I'm saying?

13:05 Strongarm me out of shit." And and later that day though,

13:09 I went to the hotel pool and I'm I'm like, "Man, you know what?

13:15 Let me inspect the validity of this I'm from Chicago claim in Jamaica.

13:20 And I looked you tip him.

13:23 Uh, no I didn't tip him that time, but I looked up the murder rate

13:26 OF [laughter] the murder rate of uh [laughter] Jamaica.

13:33 I was like, I'm sipping everybody.

13:35 I mean, the tip would have been like 25 cents.

13:38 I was like, these[ __] will KILL ME.

13:40 [laughter] THEY SHOULD BE telling me I'm from Jamaica.

13:44 You better give me what I'm asking for [laughter] cuz like Jamaican rate

13:48 10 times faster than you'll kill us.

13:50 You google Jamaican murder rate and [laughter] exchange rate.

13:53 You like that's not worth it.

13:55 I did the computation and I realized I'm 10 times more

13:58 likely to get killed by them than they are by me.

14:01 And the tip is like 10 cents [laughter] in total.

14:05 Oh man.

14:07 Oh[ __] I won't lie.

14:09 I know it's an ignorant point of view to have,

14:11 but I I never understand it when I'm in Jamaica.

14:15 So, Jamaican Jamaicans will warn me.

14:19 Mhm.

14:18 So, when I was in Jamaica, um it's funny, our flight was disrupted.

14:22 So, we were supposed to fly uh out of Montego and then they were like, "No,

14:26 you got to go to Kingston so you can get

14:27 out cuz flights had changed." And then when we're in Kingston,

14:30 someone was like, they're like,

14:31 "You don't want to you don't want to go anywhere."

14:34 They're like, "Don't Yeah." Cuz I was like,

14:35 "I've never been to Kingston." I was like,

14:37 "I'm going to go walk around and see that." And he's like, "No."

14:40 He's like, "You can't you can't do that.

14:42 You can't do that." He's like, "You can't do that." I hated when people do that.

14:44 And I was like, "What do you mean I can't?" Then he's like,

14:46 "It's not safe for you to walk around." And I was like,

14:48 "Yo, I'm go." I was like, "I'm from Jo." I did the same thing.

14:50 I was like, "I'm from Johannesburg." And then

14:53 I That's when I had the realization.

14:55 I went, "Uh-huh.

14:56 That's the mistake you're [laughter] making.

14:58 You're from Johannesburg.

14:59 So you assume your street smarts hold up in this place.

15:03 You assume that your tactics hold up in this place.

15:06 But now you're coming here with like avocado mentality and then

15:10 the people here are just going to be like nah.

15:12 But that's the thing with being black.

15:13 It's it almost like it goes with anything.

15:16 You can either blend in or stick out.

15:19 So when you're in Europe and you're black you're like ah I stick out.

15:22 But when you're in anywhere where there's black

15:24 people in Africa in America you're like yeah.

15:26 Cuz I make the mistake of speaking

15:28 to African-Americans like they know what I'm saying.

15:32 [laughter] Like I understand you like exactly like they know what I'm saying.

15:35 I'm like Eugene will literally do that by the way.

15:38 Yeah.

15:39 [laughter] Eugene will switch Eugene will switch to African

15:41 languages all the time with African American

15:45 doesn't there was one day with and then you said to a guy you're like hey exa x

15:49 I get [laughter] and then I said Eugene doesn't understand what you're saying.

15:53 I get that cuz when I just saw a glimpse of you on the screen in the back room

15:57 I didn't know you were South African until you spoke.

16:00 I tell I can tell in time.

16:02 I can always tell.

16:03 I can always identify the Africans.

16:05 Is it just I can but like sometimes in that first moment

16:09 that glimpse might not give me the whole picture.

16:12 You know what I'm saying?

16:14 Where would you where would you think your jeans from?

16:15 Does he look like he's from a part of Philly?

16:19 What?

16:19 Philadelphia.

16:21 [laughter] Till he did that.

16:23 Until he did that.

16:24 See what's wrong with stood up.

16:25 [laughter] I saw his butt.

16:28 I mean like this guy's from South [laughter] Africa.

16:31 Thickest man ON THE PLANET.

16:34 This guy just

16:36 a gay man to be in heaven.

16:38 [laughter] Come South Africa.

16:40 He couldn't li his[ __] self[ __] show up in South Africa.

16:47 Oh man.

16:47 And never go home.

16:49 Uh [laughter] no.

16:49 But you're right though about uh going to places

16:52 and not realizing that um your like worldview from home Yeah.

17:00 doesn't apply.

17:00 Like I was in Montreal one time and uh walking

17:04 down the street talking to my buddy on the phone facetime.

17:08 Got a French girl with me.

17:09 I'm stunting.

17:10 I'm like, "Yeah, man.

17:11 You know[ __] out here.

17:12 I'm real international.

17:13 You know, I'm doing my thing.

17:15 You know what I'm saying?" And a man rode

17:17 by me on a on a bicycle, on a road bike.

17:21 He's just pedaling and I'm stunting and the man

17:24 just grabbed the phone and kept riding fast as hell.

17:31 I'm so so stunned.

17:33 You know what I'm saying?

17:33 Because this is a very beautiful place.

17:35 I'm thinking I can physically overpower anybody

17:38 that tries to rob me in this place.

17:40 Um but I wasn't ready for the crackhead on the bike.

17:43 And so I chase him, can't catch him, you know what I mean?

17:46 I I go on this wild goose chase to try to find my phone.

17:49 I'm doing find my iPhone.

17:51 I trace my[ __] to a park full of crackheads on bikes.

17:57 So many crackheads on bikes.

17:59 I can't distinguish

18:00 your crackhead.

18:02 I don't know who's the one that's my crackhead.

18:04 Literally.

18:04 Exactly.

18:05 I don't know which crackhead is my crackhead.

18:09 [laughter] See, this is when it gets racist.

18:10 But uh so so one of them came out and

18:13 we're fighting [laughter] too.

18:15 So one one of them came out, you know, and I'm like, man, this might be the one.

18:19 [laughter] You know, so now I'm racist, you know?

18:21 I'm like, this might be the one.

18:22 And so I'm like, man, you know what I'm saying?

18:24 Did you happen to you know what I'm saying?

18:25 Do you got a iPhone?

18:26 You know, and he pulled out like a way older iPhone.

18:31 He's like, I didn't steal no iPhone.

18:32 I got this is a iPhone.

18:34 Oh, he said, what kind of iPhone?

18:35 It's iPhone 13.

18:36 He said, "This is iPhone 6,[ __] I'm I'm crazy.

18:39 Apologize." You know, [laughter] I'm like, "Where's your girl on all of this?"

18:44 She actually was riding with me.

18:46 She was trying to find the phone.

18:47 Oh, wow.

18:48 She was riding with me the whole time.

18:49 This ain't my girl, you know.

18:51 I I have a girl, but this was a girl.

18:53 Yeah.

18:54 iPhone 13 girl.

18:55 iPhone [laughter] 6.

18:58 iPhone.

18:57 And um you know, I wouldn't apologize to the[ __] Whatever.

19:00 I'm trying to find my phone in this bike in this crackhead on bike park.

19:04 Can I just say just to interject there,

19:06 I'm always intrigued by people who present as crazy,

19:10 say they are crazy, but then request something that is quite logical.

19:14 An apology.

19:14 An apology.

19:15 HE'S [clears throat] I'M CRAZY NOW.

19:16 APOLOGIZE.

19:18 I'm [laughter] like, well, if you were crazy, you wouldn't care about apologies.

19:21 Also true.

19:21 No, for real.

19:22 He was crazy though.

19:23 He was crazy.

19:24 He was crazy.

19:25 I don't know.

19:26 Wait, so now here you are in a park full of crackheads.

19:30 Mhm.

19:30 And uh I didn't find a phone.

19:32 I found some crack.

19:33 You know, I I I [laughter] try to get

19:35 the phone[ __] like I don't have your phone, but I have crack, you know,

19:38 and they try to give me some crack and the police come whatever.

19:42 And uh all the crackheads disperse in different directions.

19:45 I didn't get my phone, but I did learn a valuable lesson, which was

19:50 don't be trying to stunt in someone

19:53 else's environment cuz you just don't know what challenges you may face.

19:58 You know what I'm saying?

19:59 It might not seem as dangerous as the streets of the south side of Chicago,

20:03 but I didn't know that they robbed[ __] in different ways in Montreal.

20:08 The worst thing about the worst thing about

20:09 being robbed by somebody on a bicycle is

20:13 is that it's it's a very it's a very whimsical way to be robbed.

20:17 Do you know what I mean?

20:18 Because like if you get robbed at gunpoint,

20:22 it makes you feel like you were part of something meaningful, something extreme.

20:26 Yeah.

20:26 Yeah.

20:26 Yeah.

20:26 So if someone pulls out a gun and they're like, "Give me, give me your phone,

20:29 give me your wallet." No, but even after it happens,

20:31 if let's say if people were watching you,

20:33 there's a certain amount of bravado that you get to maintain

20:35 for surviving a gunshot.

20:36 Wow, man.

20:37 I can't believe you got robbed.

20:38 I saw what happened and you were there and you had

20:39 to put your hands up and the person or even a knife,

20:41 you know, you know what I mean?

20:42 Yeah.

20:42 When you get robbed by somebody on a bicycle,

20:46 it is one of because just think of a bicycle

20:49 and then the person grabs your phone.

20:51 You said you were on a FaceTime.

20:52 Yes.

20:53 So now they're on a FaceTime with this person.

20:55 [laughter] I never thought about that.

20:57 So one minute you as Vic are like, "Man,

20:59 let me tell you what I'm doing out here.

21:00 [laughter] Let me tell you what I'm doing out here." Now they're riding away,

21:04 but you're in the background chasing them.

21:06 Nobody looks cool chasing something that is way faster than them.

21:10 So when you chase another human being, it also looks unrealistic.

21:13 You'll never when you chase another another human being, you both are running.

21:17 When someone's riding a bicycle and you're chasing the bicycle,

21:20 you just look like a child left behind by something.

21:23 Like all your swag.

21:24 It was like a clown show for sure.

21:25 It was clown.

21:26 All my swag with the girl was kind of It's gone.

21:29 But I love that she stuck with you, man.

21:30 She did.

21:31 No, that that's actually really impressive.

21:32 It almost feel like she was in on it now.

21:34 I kind of do too because she then sent me a phone

21:37 like a handful of years later saying that she had found it and I don't know.

21:42 I didn't buy it though.

21:42 I felt like she had found it.

21:44 I feel like she just wanted to come.

21:45 I think you got played.

21:47 Yeah.

21:47 No, you got played.

21:48 I got played.

21:49 This is This feels like [laughter] a This feels like a scam.

21:51 She's the one that really found the phone.

21:54 How do you find a phone randomly in another country?

21:57 SHE'S FROM THERE.

21:57 She doesn't have his Find My iPhone.

21:59 She was coordinating with Should we get up in Philly?

22:03 [laughter] Oh, man.

22:03 You told this guy the wrong thing.

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