THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS - Ep 7: Beach Episode

0:00 [upbeat techno music plays]♪♪ [lid creaks] -[Zooble]:

0:13 [groans] Is the adventure over already?

0:15 -No— the adventure hasn't even started yet.

0:18 -[Zooble]: Oh, well, don't be a narc.

0:19 Find your own hiding spot.

0:20 -It's not that.

0:21 It's just that we haven't even seen Caine at all today.

0:24 Plus, Gangle was looking for you.

0:27 -Hi, Zooble.

0:30 -Wait.

0:30 What's this?

0:32 -[Caine]: Hello, my little rubber baby buggy bumpers!

0:35 Today, I've decided to go to the store to get

0:38 essential ingredients for my signature milk and cigarette casserole!

0:42 I hope you can handle yourselves until I get back.

0:47 -[Zooble]: Well, this was fun while it lasted.

0:50 -So, uh, what's the adventure today?

0:53 -Oh, I don't have an adventure for you today.

0:55 So you can do whatever you feel like.

0:57 -[Zooble]: All right, sounds fine to me.

0:59 -You should ask me for suggestions on what to do instead.

1:02 -[Zooble]: No.

1:02 -What should we do instead?

1:04 -[Zooble]: No, Gangle— -Oh, wait, sorry— -Great question, Gangle.

1:07 For an answer, let me consult...

1:10 the Chinese room!

1:12 -[Zooble]: Okay, he had a bit prepared.

1:14 [whimsical music plays]♪♪ -[Zooble]: Okay, why Chinese?

1:24 Does this actually mean anything?

1:25 -It's a mystery what's behind that door.

1:28 But I believe it's a fluent Chinese speaker who will give me advice.

1:33 -[Zooble]: Can I just ask why?

1:34 Like, what even is— -SHUT!

1:36 You're only making the joke take longer.

1:41 [laughs manically] -[Zooble]: [sighs] What does it say?

1:44 -I don't know.

1:45 I don't understand Chinese.

1:46 -[Kinger]: [chuckles] -[Zooble]: Hilarious.

1:49 -I don't know, why don't you guys hang out at the digital lake?

1:51 These locations have just kinda been there this whole time.

1:55 Not sure why you never visit them.

1:56 -You should throw a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...

1:59 freaking beach party.

2:01 -Good boy.

2:02 -Oh, that could fun.

2:04 -Plus there are some fun NPCs out there

2:06 that none of you have even interacted with yet.

2:08 -[Zooble]: I'm guessing they're not intelligent ones?

2:10 -They most certainly are not.

2:13 Now, go have fun!

2:15 [tropical music plays] -Wow, what a good day!

2:19 Wow!

2:23 -[Zooble]: All right, so, who wants to try Caine's magical changing booth first?

2:27 -I guess I'll give it a go?

2:30 [BOINK!] [BONK!] [POINK!] [DOINK!] -Wow, you look mediocre!

2:35 If you ever need a sunburn, give me a call!

2:38 -I-I don't want a sunburn.

2:40 -Should have thought of that before I decided I hate you!

2:43 -Yeah, don't interact with the sun.

2:45 She's just like that.

2:53 -[Zooble]: Gangle, wait.

3:00 [SPLAT!]♪♪ -Oh!

3:06 My eye!

3:07 -I'll get it.

3:15 -Hey, there.

3:16 If you want to find my sunken treasure chest,

3:19 you'll have to try better than that.

3:25 [gasps] So, I was just talking with my brother here,

3:30 and yeah— you are definitely not getting our sunken treasure chest.

3:34 Definitely not.

3:35 -[burbled] Do I even want your treasure chest?

3:38 It's not like there's anything to spend money on.

3:40 -[bizarre raspy voice] I'm the one that tells lies.

3:43 -Dude, you ruined it.

3:46 -Is that your treasure?

3:47 -Duuuude, no!

3:49 They took everything!

3:50 That was my entire life savings, dude!

3:53 Oh, my God.

3:55 Oh, God.

3:56 Oh, my God, I'm gonna be sick.

3:58 I'm gonna be sick.

3:59 That was everything.

4:00 Oh, my God!

4:04 -Did you find it?

4:05 -Nah.

4:06 Somebody plundered it before I could.

4:09 -What?

4:10 -What?

4:11 Oh, wait.

4:11 Your eye!

4:18 -[sighs] What was that for?

4:19 -[Zooble]: Oh, let me think.

4:21 There's that time you ran me over with a steam roller.

4:24 The time you pushed Gangle into a pool of piranhas.

4:27 When you set me on fire, mailed me a pipe bomb, threw me into an active volcano.

4:33 I could go on.

4:34 -[sighs] Aren't you supposed to be miserable about

4:36 your ability to choose your own body, or something?

4:38 -[Zooble]: Aren't you supposed to be causing trouble for everyone?

4:43 I've been starting to think that maybe the ability to change is fine.

4:47 Not needing to commit to one thing all the time.

4:50 -How about that.

4:53 -[Zooble]: And if I DO still have problems,

4:55 I talk about them with the people I trust.

4:59 -[sighs] Good thing I don't have any problems, then.

5:02 -[Zooble]: Where are you going?

5:03 -Anywhere you losers won't yap my ear off.

5:12 -Hello, there!

5:13 As the shrimp NPC...

5:23 [sizzling] -You're welcome!

5:40 [footsteps approaching] [eerie scuttling]

6:30 [sinister music plays]♪♪♪♪♪♪ [pleasant,

6:46 peaceful music plays]♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ [doorbell

8:24 rings] -[gasps] [panting] [door latch clicks] [sighs] Way to interrupt my nap.

8:40 -Can we talk?

8:44 -You're what?

8:45 -Yeah.

8:45 He's not actually an NPC.

8:48 He's a human.

8:50 Like us.

8:51 -[NPC]: Yes, I know.

8:51 [laughs ruefully] Getting stuck with a blank mannequin body of all things.

8:55 Caine completely overlooked me.

8:58 But because of this, I was able to, uh— Well...

9:02 I think I've found the way to leave.

9:05 -"The way to leave"?

9:06 -Yes.

9:07 The way to leave the circus and get back to the real world.

9:10 -[NPC]: Shhh!

9:11 Yes.

9:11 But, please, keep it discreet.

9:13 If Caine catches on, I doubt he'll ever let us get this far again.

9:17 -That's why we came to you.

9:20 We thought you might have a key to the Chinese room.

9:23 -The Chinese room?

9:24 -[NPC]: Yes.

9:25 We're gonna need a place to talk without Caine listening in on us.

9:28 I have a working theory that Caine will commit to a bit, no matter what.

9:32 And if the bit is to not know what's in the Chinese room, he'll stick to it.

9:36 -Uh, I guess I'll check.

9:39 [door creaks] These are all the keys I have where I don't know what they go to.

9:46 -Wait.

9:47 Don't you want to come with us?

9:49 This could be our one chance to finally leave all this behind.

9:56 -[sighs] Sure.

9:57 Why not?

10:01 -[Zooble]: Where even is Caine?

10:02 He might be suspicious of us even being here.

10:05 -[NPC]: He's probably in his office planning adventures.

10:08 -[sighs] How do we even know we can trust this guy?

10:11 Has he done anything to prove he's human?

10:13 -[NPC]: I've been here longer than any of you.

10:16 I, uh...

10:18 helped create this place.

10:20 I'll explain more when we're in the room, but, for now, please just trust me.

10:24 You will not regret it.

10:26 [keys jingling] [curious music plays]♪♪ -Am I doing this wrong?

10:34 None of these even fit in the keyhole.

10:37 -[scoffs] Has anybody even tried just...

10:39 -[Chinese Room NPC]: Oh, thank God.

10:44 -I-I— -[Zooble]: Okay, well, it's open.

10:46 Let's just get inside before Caine sees us.

10:48 -I'll go get Kinger.

10:50 -[NPC]: We can fill him in later.

10:53 I don't really know if I'm, uh...

10:55 ready to face him again after what happened.

10:59 -Uh— -[NPC]: We've both done things we're not proud of.

11:08 -All right.

11:09 Convince me.

11:11 -[NPC]: I'm one of the original programmers of the Digital Circus.

11:14 I was part of a team of experts employed by C&A to bring this place to life.

11:19 Kinger was one of my coworkers— you know, back when he was still...

11:24 -You really think Kinger worked with him?

11:27 -[NPC]: Uh-oh, whoops.

11:28 Sorry.

11:29 -I can see it.

11:30 -[NPC]: Uh, well, as production went

11:33 on, the higher ups at C&A started getting...

11:36 untrustworthy.

11:38 They began forcibly hooking my fellow coworkers up to the computer

11:42 in special stasis pods that would keep them alive and analyze their brains.

11:47 Just...

11:48 awful stuff.

11:49 -I'm gonna shoot you down and say none of us are C&A employees.

11:53 How would we have gotten hooked up

11:54 to this big machine just by putting on a headset?

11:56 -[NPC]: That's what I wondered, as well.

11:58 But then, I remembered that C&A was planning on expanding development.

12:03 Last I remember, I was asking too many questions.

12:06 And then— poof!

12:08 I was here.

12:09 They're probably doing the same to anyone that stumbles into that office.

12:13 Caine...

12:14 is an AI.

12:16 -[Zooble]: Yeah, I think we all got that.

12:17 -[NPC]: An AI specifically created to keep your minds active.

12:22 But he's just as much of a prisoner as you are.

12:24 One that, uh...

12:26 won't be able to leave with us.

12:27 -[Zooble]: Just get to the meat and tell us exactly how

12:30 we're gonna leave if we're all hooked up to stasis pods.

12:33 -[NPC]: Uh, yes.

12:35 Yes, of course.

12:36 Uh, so, I did some digging,

12:38 and I discovered that the stasis pods and the virtual

12:42 world are both run in the same program.

12:45 So, theoretically, if we were to access

12:47 the master console hidden deep within Caine's office,

12:51 we could terminate it and forcibly awaken everyone who's hooked up.

12:55 Well...

12:56 Obviously, except for Caine.

12:58 -How do we get into Caine's office?

13:00 -[NPC]: We'll need to steal the key from Caine.

13:02 And we'll also need administrative privileges.

13:05 I believe you're good at obtaining keys?

13:07 -Okay, you know what's gonna happen when we do all this?

13:10 Caine's gonna pop out and say,

13:12 "Congratulations on beating the 'escape the circus' adventure." And everything's

13:17 gonna go back to the way it always was.

13:21 -[NPC]: I've been watching you.

13:23 All of you.

13:24 Every trial.

13:26 Every moment of joy.

13:28 Every...

13:29 abstraction.

13:31 I wish I could have come to you sooner,

13:33 but I didn't want to potentially ruin our only chance at escape

13:37 by telling you before I knew exactly how we were gonna do it.

13:41 I'm not a creation of Caine.

13:43 I've suffered just as much as the rest of you.

13:46 I know this all sounds crazy, but if you follow me, you will see freedom.

13:53 I'll also draw a face on myself so you

13:55 can tell me apart from any other blank NPCs.

14:01 -Oh, um, what should we call you?

14:04 Do you have a name?

14:05 -I do.

14:06 My name...

14:08 is Abel.

14:10 [dramatic musical sting plays]♪♪ -Like...

14:15 is that the name YOU picked, or...?

14:18 -[Abel]: Yeah, I thought it would be cool.

14:21 But anyway, first things first.

14:23 We need to get that key.

14:25 [devious music plays]♪♪ In order to get the key,

14:30 you're going to need to isolate Caine.

14:33 Try getting him alone— someplace where he'll feel comfortable confiding in you.

14:36 -Hey, Caine!

14:37 You around?

14:38 -Hey, Jax.

14:39 I didn't know you could ask if I was around like that.

14:41 Good job!

14:43 -Uh...

14:44 You want to get dinner together?

14:46 -GASP!

14:46 A human wanting to hang out with ME???

14:50 How could I possibly turn down such an offer??

14:53 -So, where you wanna— Whoa!

14:57 -So, Jax!

14:58 Whatcha want to talk about, friendo?

15:01 -Uh— I— -Wait, Jax!!!

15:03 I wanted to ask you about the adventures!

15:05 What do you think I should do to make

15:06 them more appealing to the Zooble and the Pomni?

15:10 -I think that— -We should figure out what to order first!

15:12 Conversation can happen after we've loaded up on digital nutrients.

15:16 -[Abel]: Then, you're going to want to ask him about his hobbies.

15:19 Odds are, he'll get so excited that you care about him, he'll freeze up,

15:23 and you'll be able to grab the key from inside his mouth.

15:26 -Inside where?

15:28 -What are your thoughts on cedar smoked salmon?

15:30 I see "cedar" smoked salmon, but I hardly "knowder" smoked salmon!

15:33 [laughs manically] -Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.

15:34 Uh, do you have any secret hobbies?

15:39 -"Secret hobbies"?

15:42 -Yeah, like, things you do on your own

15:44 that you'd be interested in talking about?

15:49 -Why...

15:50 I...

15:51 I-I didn't think a human would ever want to ask me about my...

15:55 Th-This is the most fantasmical moment of m— [dial-up tones blare] -Eugh.

16:05 [squelching] -Whatcha doin' there, Jax?

16:10 -Have I ever told you how it's my dream to get eaten by you?

16:14 -That's a weird thing to say and want.

16:18 [pensive music plays]♪♪ -Do you really believe it?

16:24 I-I mean, everything he says?

16:26 -I...

16:28 I just want to know what Kinger thinks of all this.

16:31 -Y-Yeah.

16:32 I— I was thinking the same thing.

16:35 -How much do you know about Kinger?

16:38 -Huh?

16:38 O-Oh, I probably know about as much as everybody else.

16:42 But he's also helped me through some of my hardest times here.

16:46 Is it weird to say I...

16:48 I trust him the most out of everybody?

16:50 -No, that's not weird at all.

16:53 I had a similar experience, and...

16:56 I think he might know more about this place than he lets on.

16:59 -Yeah, he has been here longer than anyone else.

17:03 But I just— I don't know.

17:05 I think it's kind of strange that Abel isn't interested in him at all.

17:10 -[Abel]: Like I said...

17:11 things between us are complicated.

17:13 I would love to be able to work alongside him again.

17:16 And you're right to think he has knowledge about this place.

17:20 It's just...

17:21 I made a promise.

17:26 -What's going to happen to the people in the cellar, like Kaufmo and Ribbit?

17:33 -[Abel]: I don't know.

17:35 But let's hope for the best, right?

17:39 And here we are.

17:41 The administrator zone.

17:58 -Buuut, like I was saying.

17:59 This macroverse place really intrigues me.

18:03 And these photos are all I have of the location.

18:06 I'm obsessed with them.

18:07 I-I just wish I had more info on the location so I could accurately recreate it.

18:12 Too bad they cut me off, right??

18:14 [laughing heartily] -Uh, yeah.

18:15 What a shame.

18:17 -So, what's your takeaway from all this?

18:19 -What?

18:20 -What's your takeaway from all this?

18:22 Is it that I'm actually a cool guy with cool

18:25 hobbies and am not that much different from you beautiful humans?

18:30 -Uh, sure.

18:31 -Wowie!

18:33 I'm so glad we understand each other a little more.

18:36 I really am trying my best to make you guys happy,

18:38 and being appreciated for that just makes me want to...

18:43 [dial-up tones blare] -Eugh...

18:47 ---elebrate by giving you guys anything you ask for!

18:50 How's that sound?

18:52 -Sounds good!

18:53 Uh, this was a nice dinner and everything, but...

18:56 [inhales sharply] ...could I go back to the circus?

18:58 The gals and I were gonna do somethin' which may or may not be

19:01 a surprise for a special certain ringmaster

19:04 we want to show our appreciation for.

19:06 -GASP!

19:06 Say no more!

19:07 -[yelps] -[Zooble]: How long is Jax gonna take?

19:16 I feel like we've been standing here for hours.

19:21 -Should we tell Kinger what's happening?

19:24 I feel bad not including him in any of this.

19:27 -[Zooble]: We're supposed to follow Abel's instructions.

19:33 I-It probably couldn't hurt to at least give him a warning, though.

19:37 Just to get him into the right headspace.

19:42 -[Kinger]: AH!

19:42 -[Zooble]: Oh, my God.

19:43 -[Kinger]: Oh— hi, Gangle.

19:44 Hi, Zooble.

19:45 You startled me.

19:47 -[Zooble]: Soooo, we may have discovered something you'll want to hear about.

19:52 Uh, i-it's, uh— -We've found a way to leave the circus.

19:57 We're currently preparing everything,

19:59 but we need to keep it quiet so Caine doesn't stop us.

20:03 -[Zooble]: Uh, yeah, what she said.

20:06 -[Kinger]: Huh?

20:07 Leave the circus?

20:08 How would you— No, that doesn't make sense.

20:12 -[Zooble]: We met up with Abel.

20:13 He says he was one of the original programmers,

20:15 and he knows how to shut off the game and free us.

20:18 -[Kinger]: Uh...

20:20 who?

20:22 -[Zooble]: U-Uh— [air whistling] -[yelps] [grunts] -[Zooble]:

20:25 We'll continue this conversation later.

20:26 Just thought I'd give you a heads-up.

20:32 -[groans] I am never doing anything for you guys ever again.

20:36 -[Zooble]: Where's Caine?

20:37 -Worry not, my dear damsel.

20:39 I think I stopped him from checking up on us for a while.

20:42 So no need for your distraction anymore.

20:44 You're welcome.

20:45 -[Zooble]: In other words, you just made us have to wait longer to do our job.

20:49 Also, don't call me that.

20:50 -What's the rush?

20:51 You got someone waiting for you outside?

20:54 -[Zooble]: Don't you?

20:56 -Y-Yeah.

21:00 [tense music plays]♪♪ -[Abel]: So, uh...

21:08 how many administrator passes should I get?

21:11 -Six.

21:12 -Yeah, six.

21:14 -[Abel]: Are you sure?

21:15 Giving Kinger access to the main console could be dangerous,

21:19 considering his mental state.

21:22 -Will it be dark in there?

21:23 -I suppose it will be somewhat dim.

21:27 But— -Then yes.

21:29 I want us all to have one.

21:31 -[Abel]: All right.

21:32 If you say so.

21:34 -The dark.

21:36 I think I get it now.

21:38 -Whatever happens, I'm going to put my trust in Kinger.

21:42 -He's got a lot of wisdom buried in there, doesn't he?

21:45 -Yeah.

21:46 He does.

21:49 -[Abel]: Yeah, when he uses it responsibly.

21:51 -What?

21:51 -[Abel]: I-It's nothing.

21:52 Let's go find the others.

21:54 -Hey.

21:56 Don't keep information from us if you know something.

21:59 What happened between you and Kinger?

22:02 -[Abel]: [sighs] It'll be clear soon enough.

22:08 So, did you distract Caine?

22:10 -I took care of that.

22:11 -[Zooble]: He THINKS he took care of that, but we really have no way of knowing.

22:15 -Such little faith in me.

22:17 Goodness.

22:17 -[Zooble]: Oh, I wonder why.

22:18 If this whole thing gets messed up because of you,

22:21 I swear to God— -Yeah, let's just all follow Mr.

22:24 Obvious Twist Villain, instead.

22:26 -[Abel]: Now, wait.

22:26 Hold on, you think— -Let's all just calm down and be a team here.

22:31 Pomni's got administrator passes for everyone.

22:34 We're all in this together.

22:50 -Why do they look like that?

22:59 -[Kinger]: Wait, Pomni.

23:01 [light shimmering] -Huh?

23:06 -[Kinger]: Did you...

23:07 say something?

23:11 -[Abel]: We're going to have to trust

23:12 that whatever Jax did will keep him distracted.

23:15 I don't know how long we'll be able to hold these without Caine knowing.

23:18 So...

23:19 it's time.

23:20 Let's go to Caine's office.

23:25 Caine always did have trouble with cube collisions, for some reason.

23:32 All right, just how we went over it.

23:35 You first.

23:36 -Me?

23:37 Why me?

23:38 -Jax?

23:39 Everything's gonna be okay.

23:44 -Eh, fine.

23:46 Ball me up.

23:47 [rubbery squeaking]♪♪ -[Kinger]: Oh!

23:55 Like basketball.

24:09 [curious music plays]♪♪♪♪♪♪ -I want Kinger to go before me.

24:32 -[Abel]: No, yeah, that makes sense.

24:34 -[Kinger]: Now, Pomni, don't feel like I need to go before you just

24:38 because I have the right of way in a four-way, uncontrolled intersection.

24:42 -Just trust me.

24:43 You want to get somewhere dark?

24:45 -[Kinger]: You can say that again.

24:53 -So, how are you getting up?

24:55 -[Abel]: I'm not.

24:57 But I trust all of you to make the right choice.

25:00 -When we all get out...

25:02 I'll buy you a beer.

25:05 -[Abel]: Make the right choice.

25:07 -Uh— -Phew.

25:14 I was getting kind of worried something was happening down there.

25:22 -Time for me to serve my purpose, I guess.

25:58 [orb shimmering]♪♪ -Abel said the door

26:03 to the main console was behind the bookshelf.

26:11 [doors rumbling]♪♪ [muffled indistinct speech]♪♪ -Hey.

26:23 You all right?

26:25 -I'm great.

26:31 -Uh, I guess this is it.

26:35 W-We're leaving the circus.

27:02 -A-Are...

27:04 Are we still gonna be friends when we're...

27:07 out there?

27:09 -[Zooble]: Why wouldn't we be?

27:10 -It's just...

27:12 gonna be strange.

27:14 I've only known you like this.

27:17 Will it be the same when it's...

27:19 real?

27:21 -[Zooble]: It always was real.

27:22 Everything we felt.

27:24 Everything we've done.

27:26 Everything we are.

27:28 It'll never leave us.

27:29 And I wouldn't have it any other way.

27:32 -[laughs] [sniffles] Thank you...

27:36 for always being there when I needed.

27:39 [laughs tearfully] -[panting softly]♪♪♪♪ [console beeps] [console

27:57 chirping]♪♪ [console beeps] [tense music plays]♪♪ -Uh, Kinger.

28:09 Do you want to make the choice?

28:11 -[Kinger]: The choice of what?

28:12 -Uh, are you sure he's all the way h-here?

28:16 -[Zooble]: Uh, hey.

28:17 Yeah, wait.

28:18 Don't we all want to press "leave"?

28:21 Why leave it up to him?

28:22 -I— I— What if there's something we don't know?

28:26 Maybe we should give it a little more time?

28:29 -[Kinger]: Oh, yeah.

28:30 I love pressing buttons.

28:32 You, uh, want me to press one of those two?

28:34 -[stammers] I don't know.

28:35 -[Zooble]: Uh, am I missing something?

28:37 We— We all want to leave, right?

28:39 -Uh, Pomni?

28:39 -Yeah, no— Yeah, we do.

28:41 It's just— W-What if it's a— a trick or something?

28:44 -[Zooble]: Why would there be a trick console in Caine's office?

28:47 Wh— No matter what we press, Caine's gonna know we were here.

28:51 We should push it.

28:52 -H— Hold on!

28:53 Let's just wait a second and go over everything we know.

28:57 And, uh, maybe we can...

28:59 -[panting] -...vote on it, or something?

29:02 -[hyperventilating]♪♪♪♪ [panicked whimpering] [yelps] -What did you just do?

29:26 -[stammers] I— I— [CLANG!] [whistle

29:31 toots] [celebratory music plays]♪♪ -Congratulations,

29:40 my little cattywampus cucumbers!

29:43 You picked the good ending, where you realize you'd rather stay with me

29:47 than go back to that pesky old macroverse, or whatever we decide to call it!

29:52 I knew you'd make the right choice!

29:54 -You— You mean this was all— -An adventure!

29:57 Yes!

29:58 And one I've been cooking up for a good long while.

30:03 Great job playing your part, "Abel"!

30:06 [both laugh] -[Abel]: All in a good day's work!

30:08 By the way, you think I could get a raise after that performance?

30:12 -[laughs] Oh, you're getting too smart.

30:15 Time to delete.

30:15 -[Abel]: AHH--!!

30:19 -None of that was true?

30:21 The C&A stuff.

30:22 The pods— The way out?

30:24 -A fabrication of my incredible worldbuilding skills.

30:29 -I was right?

30:32 [laughing manically] I can't believe I was right!!!

30:38 [laughing hysterically]♪♪ -Wh— What would have

30:44 happened if we'd picked the other button?

30:47 -Oh, I didn't put too much thought

30:48 into that one 'cause I knew you'd never pick it.

30:51 So I left that up to Bubble.

30:52 -I made it take you to Shrimp Town.

30:54 -Yeah, it was gonna take you to Shrimp Town.

30:56 -[laughing hysterically]♪♪ [inhales deeply] [hollers] You dirty liar!

31:07 You scumbag!

31:08 You— You made me— [hisses through teeth] You got in my head.

31:12 You just— You just lie about everything, don't you?!

31:15 -I, uh— Huh?

31:17 -You can mess with our minds, too, can't you?

31:20 The stupid sauce, the vegan thing— God knows what else!

31:24 -Our names?

31:25 -Now— Now, hold on guys.

31:26 Wait, wait, wait.

31:27 I MAY have the ability to add temporary

31:30 modifiers to make adventures more interesting, but that's it.

31:34 If I did anything more— [laughs nervously] Trust me.

31:38 It would not end well.

31:41 -[Kinger]: Scratch.

31:42 The first abstraction.

31:44 -Hey, hey, hey!

31:45 I didn't say anything like that!

31:46 Come on, guys!

31:47 You know I'm just here to have fun!

31:50 I...

31:52 Uh— Questioning's over!

31:53 Your prize is this lovely gift basket of soaps and lotions.

31:56 Stay fragnant!

31:57 Have a good light— Fragrant!

31:59 Night!

31:59 Bye!

32:00 [SWOOSH!] [basket thuds] [upbeat jazzy

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