The Ones Where They Go Out to Eat | Friends

0:00 Now, that everybody has ordered, I would

0:02 like to start the celebration and make a

0:04 toast to Phoebe.

0:08 She dropped her sock.

0:10 Aw.

0:10 What?

0:14 [laughter]

0:13 No, Emma dropped her sock.

0:14 Mom's here?

0:15 I wanted to have lunch with her today.

0:17 She told me she was out of town.

0:20 I just noticed she still has not noticed

0:21 that the baby sock is on the ground.

0:23 It's a good toast.

0:26 [laughter]

0:26 Look, will you please get her attention?

0:27 Oh, what?

0:29 Mommy?

0:39 [laughter]

0:40 Oh, for God's sake, JUDY, PICK UP THE

0:42 SOCK!

0:43 PICK UP THE SOCK!

0:44 [laughter] [applause and cheering]

0:50 I'M SORRY, WAS THAT RUDE?

0:53 OKAY, NOW REMEMBER, no trading.

0:55 You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

0:59 [laughter]

0:58 Hi, Joey.

0:59 Hey.

1:02 Well, well.

1:04 Look what you brought.

1:06 Very nice.

1:08 And what did you bring?

1:12 [laughter]

1:12 She's checking her coat.

1:14 Joey, I'm going to go wash the cat smell

1:16 off my hands.

1:18 Will you get me a white

1:18 zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice?

1:26 Janice?

1:29 Janice?

1:32 Oh my god.

1:37 [laughter]

1:40 Hey, it's Janice.

1:50 You know,

1:52 [laughter]

1:52 ever since I was little, I've been able

1:53 to pick up quarters with my toes.

1:56 Yeah?

1:58 Good for you.

2:01 Uh quarters or rolls of quarters?

2:05 [laughter]

2:11 By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of

2:14 all my pictures.

2:15 So, if you want, I have

2:16 a bag with just your heads.

2:20 [laughter]

2:20 That's okay.

2:22 Oh, are you sure?

2:23 Really?

2:23 Because, you know, you can make little puppets out of

2:25 them and you could use them in your

2:27 THEATER OF CRUELTY.

2:31 [laughter]

2:32 WE CAN'T DO THAT.

2:35 WHAT?

2:35 What can't you do?

2:36 [laughter] Uh can I talk to you for a second, over

2:41 there?

2:46 [laughter]

2:50 Uh we might be leaving now.

2:53 Tell me it's you and me we.

2:56 She said she wants to slather my body

2:58 with stuff and then lick it off.

3:00 I'm not even sure what slathering is.

3:03 But I definitely want to be a part of

3:05 it.

3:09 [laughter]

3:07 Okay, you cannot do this to me.

3:11 You're right.

3:12 I'm sorry.

3:12 You're right.

3:13 Okay.

3:14 Uh can we have three chocolate mousses

3:16 to go, please?

3:19 I'm out of here.

3:21 [laughter]

3:22 Here's my credit card.

3:23 Dinner's on me.

3:24 I'm sorry, Chandler.

3:26 I hope she throws up on you.

3:31 Thanks.

3:34 So, just us.

3:37 Ugh, what a crappy night.

3:40 Although, I have enjoyed the fact that your

3:43 shirt's been sticking out of your zipper

3:44 ever since you came back from the

3:45 bathroom.

3:52 Excuse me.

3:55 [laughter]

3:57 How are you doing?

3:59 Do you don't you think you've had enough

4:00 to drink?

4:01 I'm just helping the kids.

4:05 [laughter]

4:05 How is you drinking helping the kids?

4:07 Because the more I drink, the less there

4:10 is for the kids to drink.

4:16 [laughter]

4:16 Mr.

4:16 Tribbiani, Hi.

4:17 your generous contribution brings us a big step closer

4:20 to building the youth center.

4:22 Just out of curiosity, how how much is

4:24 that boat worth?

4:25 I think it was valued

4:25 at 19,000.

4:27 Yeah, I was pretty close.

4:30 [laughter]

4:35 Uh so, bad news.

4:35 Um I can't buy the boat.

4:37 I don't have any money.

4:39 I'll tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind

4:41 having a piece of this sun-dried tomato

4:43 business.

4:44 Five years ago, if somebody had said to

4:46 me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a

4:48 prune," I'd have said, "Get out of my

4:50 office."

4:52 [laughter]

4:54 Dad, before I was born,

4:56 did you freak out at all?

4:57 I'm not freaking out.

4:58 I'm just saying if

4:59 someone had come to me with the idea of

5:01 these Dad, dad, dad.

5:03 [laughter]

5:03 I'm talking [clears throat] about the

5:04 whole uh baby thing.

5:06 Did you ever get this sort of

5:09 panicky "Oh my god, I'm going to be a

5:12 father" kind of a thing?

5:14 No.

5:16 Your mother really did the work.

5:17 I was busy with the business.

5:19 I wasn't around that much.

5:21 Is that what this is about?

5:24 [laughter]

5:24 No, no, Dad.

5:24 I was just wondering.

5:25 Cuz there's time to make up for that.

5:27 We can do stuff together.

5:29 You always wanted to go to that Colonial

5:31 Williamsburg.

5:32 How about we do that?

5:35 [laughter]

5:34 Thanks, Dad.

5:35 Really, I just You know, I just I just

5:40 [laughter]

5:40 I just needed to know um

5:42 when did you start to feel like a

5:44 father?

5:45 Oh.

5:46 Well, I I guess it must have been

5:50 the day after you were born.

5:52 We were in the hospital room.

5:53 Your mother was asleep.

5:55 And they brought you in and gave you to

5:58 me.

5:59 You were this ugly little red thing.

6:03 [laughter]

6:03 And all of a sudden, you grabbed my

6:05 finger with your whole fist.

6:07 And you squeezed it

6:09 so tight.

6:13 And that's when I knew.

6:18 So, you don't want to go to

6:19 Williamsburg?

6:24 Well, we can go to Williamsburg.

6:27 Eat your fish.

6:29 [laughter]

6:30 So, Joey, um you look familiar.

6:32 Are Are you on TV or something?

6:35 Well, Joey doesn't like to talk about

6:37 it, but he's one of the stars of Days of

6:39 Our Lives.

6:42 [laughter]

6:42 That's right.

6:43 That's right.

6:43 Don't you play a woman?

6:47 [laughter]

6:49 A woman in a man's body.

6:53 [laughter]

6:52 Much better.

6:55 So, you know, Ross, it's funny cuz you

6:57 look familiar to me, too.

6:59 Have you ever been married?

7:02 [laughter]

7:03 Well, yes, yes, I have.

7:04 In fact, um just the other day, Chris and I were

7:07 talking about how I've been married and

7:10 how I have a son.

7:11 Yeah, little Eric.

7:12 That's right.

7:14 Wait, no, Ben.

7:17 [laughter]

7:18 So, you've just been married the one

7:19 time, then?

7:22 [laughter]

7:24 Well, um You've been married twice?

7:27 Yes.

7:29 And another time after that?

7:37 [laughter]

7:36 Boy, I'm getting hungry.

7:39 Uh

7:40 [clears throat]

7:40 hey, Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date

7:43 that when the girl goes to the bathroom,

7:44 you eat some of her food?

7:48 [laughter]

7:50 You said the waiter ate my crab cake.

7:55 [laughter]

7:55 Yeah.

7:55 So, Ross, what that now why did that first

7:58 marriage break up?

7:59 Hm?

8:01 [laughter]

8:00 Was it because the woman was straight or

8:02 because she was a lesbian?

8:07 Do you two know each other?

8:09 No.

8:10 It just seems like Ross is the kind of

8:11 guy who would marry a woman on the verge

8:13 of being a lesbian and then push her

8:15 over the edge.

8:18 Oh, hello.

8:19 Oh, it's you.

8:21 I see you everywhere.

8:22 Mhm.

8:23 I'm Jim, Jim Nelson.

8:24 Oh, Jim Jim Nelson, I'm Phoebe

8:26 Phoebe Buffay.

8:29 We certainly haven't seen a lot of each

8:30 other lately.

8:31 We have.

8:31 Maybe we'll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow

8:33 night, say around 8:00.

8:37 Well, maybe we will.

8:40 Oh.

8:42 Isn't it funny how we keep running into

8:43 each other?

8:45 It's as if someone really wants us to be

8:46 together.

8:47 Someone does.

8:48 Me.

8:49 Oof, witty banter, well done.

8:53 So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

8:55 Oh, okay.

8:56 Well, I'm a masseuse.

8:57 And I used to work at this place.

8:59 Do you like to

9:01 party?

9:03 [laughter]

9:04 I I I like I like parties.

9:06 You're wild, aren't you?

9:10 Yeah, I guess, a little.

9:11 That ain't no thing.

9:12 I'm wild, too.

9:15 [laughter]

9:19 So, um anyway, I I I've lived in New York somewhat

9:24 wildly, I guess, for um well, since I

9:26 was 14.

9:29 I'm sorry.

9:30 I'm staring.

9:30 No.

9:31 It's just that you have

9:34 the most beautiful eyes.

9:35 Oh, stop it.

9:37 And your breasts.

9:41 [laughter]

9:44 Okay.

9:44 Look, um you're coming on a little strong, but

9:47 I'm going to give you the benefit of the

9:48 doubt because it seems the universe really

9:51 wants us to be together.

9:52 So, why don't we just start over, okay?

9:54 And you can just tell me about yourself.

9:57 All right.

9:59 Okay.

9:59 I write erotic novels

10:02 for children.

10:07 [laughter]

10:07 What?

10:07 They're wildly unpopular.

10:11 [laughter]

10:10 My god.

10:11 Oh, also, you might be

10:13 interested to know that I have a PhD.

10:15 Wow, you do?

10:16 Yep.

10:16 A pretty huge

10:20 Hey.

10:20 Hey.

10:21 Hey.

10:21 Hi.

10:22 Thank you.

10:24 Oh.

10:29 [laughter]

10:35 What?

10:36 Are we going to talk about what

10:37 you guys did last night or

10:41 [laughter]

10:41 What do you mean last night?

10:42 Nothing nothing Nothing happened last night.

10:45 Ross invited us all to watch.

10:51 Rach, we weren't going to miss our

10:52 friends getting married.

10:54 WHO GOT MARRIED?

10:58 [laughter]

10:58 YOU DID?

11:00 WHAT?

11:02 WAIT, HELLO.

11:02 We didn't get married.

11:04 We got married?

11:04 [laughter] THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

11:11 WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

11:12 I REMEMBER BEING IN

11:13 A CHAPEL.

11:14 They they they they would not

11:15 let us get married when we were that

11:16 drunk.

11:17 They let you get married when you're

11:18 drunk?

11:20 Most people getting married in Vegas are

11:21 drunk.

11:23 I'm drunk right now.

11:27 I can't have a mimosa with breakfast.

11:29 I'm on vacation.

11:32 What are you guys going to do?

11:33 Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?

11:35 Well, I think I think

11:37 Ross already has one.

11:41 Now, this one's free, right?

11:42 Because you paid for the first two, so you get the

11:44 third one for free.

11:46 Laugh it up, but the joke's on you

11:48 because we don't need to get divorced.

11:51 Okay?

11:51 We're we're just going to get an

11:53 annulment.

11:53 An annulment?

11:54 Ross, I don't think

11:55 surgery's the answer here.

11:59 Oh, oh, that's your thing.

12:03 What?

12:04 Your thing, you know, that you're the guy who

12:07 gets divorced.

12:08 I uh Well, no, that's not my thing.

12:13 I do not love getting divorced.

12:16 Yes, you do.

12:16 This is your third divorce.

12:19 God, you love divorce so much, you're

12:21 probably going to marry it and then

12:24 And then it won't work out, so you're going

12:26 to have to divorce it, divorcing guy.

12:30 [laughter]

12:30 I'M SO DRUNK.

12:31 MHM, those fries look

12:33 delicious.

12:34 Oh, I didn't know you like

12:35 french fries.

12:36 Help yourself.

12:37 What's mine is yours.

12:40 [laughter]

12:44 Wow, are those stuffed clams?

12:49 Uh Yes, they are my stuffed clams.

12:55 How about those fries though, huh?

12:59 [laughter]

12:59 They are delicious.

13:05 You are beautiful, you know that?

13:10 [laughter]

13:09 That is so sweet.

13:14 [laughter]

13:14 Okay.

13:22 [laughter]

13:27 Now look what you did.

13:29 What?

13:30 [laughter]

13:30 What is the matter with you?

13:31 I don't like it when people take food off of my

13:34 plate, okay?

13:35 But you just said what's mine is yours.

13:37 Well, I didn't mean it.

13:40 [laughter]

13:42 No.

13:41 This is work.

13:42 I should call in.

13:43 Can you excuse me?

13:44 Oh, yeah, sure.

13:45 No problem.

13:49 What are you doing?

13:50 I thought you don't share food.

13:52 Sure I do.

13:58 If I can't have your clams, you can't

13:59 have my dessert.

14:00 This is a two-way

14:01 street.

14:04 Really?

14:07 Really.

14:08 Now, this all better be here when I come

14:10 back.

14:11 Yeah, of course.

14:12 I can control myself.

14:16 [laughter]

14:16 Good.

14:27 Stop staring at me.

14:40 Well, just a tiny little

14:46 Uh-oh.

14:54 [laughter]

14:58 I'm not even sorry.

14:59 We talked about our

15:00 wedding plans and well, I guess pretty

15:01 soon we'll be making a big withdrawal

15:03 from the Monica wedding fund.

15:06 [laughter]

15:10 What?

15:11 You tell her Jack I can't do it.

15:13 What happened?

15:13 You still have the Monica

15:14 wedding fund, don't you?

15:15 We have it.

15:16 Only now we call it the beach house.

15:20 [laughter]

15:20 I can't believe you spent my wedding

15:22 fund on the beach house.

15:24 honey, but we just assumed if you got

15:25 married after you turned 30, you'd pay

15:26 for it yourself.

15:28 You bought [laughter] the beach house

15:29 when I was 23.

15:31 Which means you had seven

15:32 years of beach fun and you can't put a

15:34 price on that, sweetie.

15:38 [laughter]

15:38 I really do feel bad about this though.

15:40 We started saving again when you were

15:41 dating Richard, but then that went to

15:43 hell, so we redid the kitchen.

15:46 [laughter]

15:47 What about when I started dating

15:48 Chandler?

15:49 Well, it was Chandler.

15:50 We didn't think he'd ever propose.

15:53 Frankly, I did not start drinking enough

15:55 at the start of the meal.

15:58 [laughter]

15:57 I can't believe it that there is no

15:59 money for my wedding.

16:00 We might still have some money if your father hadn't

16:02 thought it was a good idea to sell ice

16:04 over the internet.

16:05 It seemed like such a

16:06 simple idea.

16:07 Stupid, Jack.

16:07 The word is stupid.

16:10 [laughter]

16:09 All right, enough.

16:10 I don't want to hear

16:10 about it anymore.

16:13 Good luck, Chandler.

16:15 [laughter]

16:18 You know, I cannot believe we're even

16:19 having this discussion.

16:20 I agree.

16:21 I'm like in disbelief.

16:24 I mean, don't you think if things were

16:25 going to happen with Rachel, they would

16:26 have happened already?

16:28 I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a

16:30 relationship with someone exactly like

16:32 me.

16:33 She really said that?

16:34 Well, I added the exactly like me part.

16:38 But she said she's looking for someone

16:39 and someone is going to be there

16:41 tonight.

16:42 Tonight tonight?

16:44 Well, I think it's perfect, you know?

16:46 It's just going to be the two of us.

16:47 She spent all day taking care of my monkey.

16:53 I can't remember the last time I got a

16:54 girl to take care of my monkey.

16:57 [laughter]

17:02 Anyway, you know, I figured after work I'd go

17:03 pick up a bottle of wine, go over there

17:06 and uh try to woo her.

17:10 Hey, you know what you should do?

17:11 What?

17:12 You should take her back to the 1890s

17:13 when that phrase was last used.

17:17 [laughter]

17:18 Okay.

17:19 Huh?

17:20 Here is to my sister, the newly

17:22 appointed head lunch chef.

17:24 Who's also in charge of purchasing.

17:25 Newly appointed head lunch chef who's

17:27 also in charge of purchasing.

17:29 Who has her own little desk when

17:30 Roland's not there.

17:33 Uh lunch chef, purchasing, own little

17:35 desk when Roland's not there.

17:37 Here's to my little sister.

17:38 wait wait.

17:39 And I got a beeper.

17:40 Oh, cool.

17:44 [laughter]

17:44 That's fine.

17:44 I'll I'll just wait.

17:45 Yeah.

17:45 Oh, I'm sorry.

17:46 I'm sorry.

17:47 Sorry.

17:49 Monica.

17:53 Are we ready to order?

17:54 Oh, you know what?

17:55 We haven't even looked yet.

17:56 Well, when you do, just let me know.

17:58 I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.

18:03 [laughter]

18:06 Wow, look at these prices.

18:08 Yeah, these are pretty ching ching.

18:12 I don't know.

18:12 What are these, like

18:12 famous chickens?

18:14 Do I dare ask?

18:16 Yes, I'll start with the

18:16 carpaccio and then I'll have the grilled

18:18 prawns.

18:19 That sounds great.

18:20 Same for me.

18:21 And for the gentleman?

18:22 Yeah, I'll have the Thai chicken pizza.

18:25 But hey, look, if I get it without the nuts and leeks

18:27 and stuff, is it cheaper?

18:30 You'd think, wouldn't you?

18:33 Miss?

18:34 Okay, I will have the uh side

18:37 salad.

18:39 And what would that be on the side of?

18:42 I don't know.

18:43 Why don't you just put it

18:44 right here next to my water?

18:48 And for you?

18:50 Um I'm going to have a cup of the cucumber

18:53 soup.

18:55 And um Take care.

19:01 [laughter]

19:02 I will have the Cajun catfish.

19:05 Anything else?

19:06 Yes, how about a verse of Killing Me

19:07 Softly?

19:10 [laughter]

19:09 Everyone owes 28 bucks.

19:10 Oh, yeah.

19:12 What um everyone?

19:14 Oh.

19:15 You're right.

19:16 I'm sorry.

19:17 Thank you.

19:18 It's Monica's big night.

19:19 She shouldn't pay.

19:21 Thank you.

19:22 So, five of us is

19:25 33.50 a piece.

19:26 No.

19:27 Uh-uh.

19:27 No way.

19:28 Sorry, not going to happen.

19:29 Whoa.

19:30 Whoa.

19:30 Prom night flashback.

19:34 Sorry, Monica.

19:35 I'm really happy you got

19:36 promoted, but cold cucumber mush for

19:38 30-something bucks?

19:42 [laughter]

19:43 No.

19:43 Rachel just had that that that little

19:45 salad and and Joey with his like teeny

19:47 pizza.

19:48 It's just Okay, Pheebs.

19:52 How about we'll each we'll each just pay

19:54 for what we had, okay?

19:55 It's no big deal.

19:56 Not for you.

19:59 [laughter]

20:02 All right, what's going on?

20:04 Okay, look you guys, I really don't want

20:06 to get into this right now.

20:07 I think it'll just make everybody uncomfortable.

20:09 All right.

20:09 All right.

20:10 I'm fine.

20:10 All right.

20:10 Well, well, you can tell us.

20:12 Yeah, hello, it's us, all right?

20:14 We'll be fine.

20:15 Yeah.

20:19 [laughter] [clears throat]

20:20 Okay, um uh we three feel like that um

20:28 [clears throat]

20:27 sometimes you you guys don't get that uh

20:38 We don't have as much money as you.

20:44 Okay.

20:45 I hear you.

20:47 We can talk about that.

20:50 Well, then let's What?

20:56 Well, um I I

20:58 guess I just never think of money as an

21:01 issue.

21:01 That's cuz you have it.

21:03 That's a good point.

21:06 So, um how come you guys haven't talked about

21:09 this before?

21:10 Cuz it's always something,

21:11 you know?

21:11 Like with Monica's new job or

21:13 the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.

21:16 What?

21:18 Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to

21:20 be the source of any kind of of negative

21:23 There's going to be a hoopla?

21:27 Basically, there's the thing and then

21:29 there's the stuff after the thing and

21:32 it's If it makes anybody feel better, then we

21:34 can just forget the thing and and we'll

21:36 just do the gift.

21:38 Gift?

21:39 Gift?

21:39 The The thing's not the

21:40 gift?

21:43 [laughter]

21:42 No, the thing was we were going to go

21:43 see Hootie and the Blowfish.

21:45 Hootie and I I I can catch them on the radio.

21:51 [laughter]

21:50 No, now I feel bad.

21:52 You want to go to

21:52 the concert.

21:54 No, and look, hey, it's my birthday and

21:56 the important thing is that we all be together.

21:59 All of us.

22:00 Together, not at the concert.

22:04 Okay.

22:05 Yeah.

22:05 Thank you.

22:06 Thanks.

22:08 Yeah.

22:14 So, the Ebola virus, that's got to suck,

22:16 huh?

22:22 [laughter]

22:25 Excuse me, um is there a woman waiting at the bar?

22:31 Um someone average height, dark hair, or

22:34 perhaps doing a puzzle?

22:35 Uh there's a drunk Chinese guy.

22:40 Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy

22:42 him a drink on me.

22:44 Can I get you another glass of wine?

22:46 I don't know if I should.

22:48 I don't want to

22:48 be drunk when I

22:50 go home alone.

22:53 You got stood up, huh?

22:55 Uh it's no big

22:56 deal.

22:56 It's just a blind date.

22:57 Are you worried your date came, saw you, and

22:59 left?

23:03 [laughter]

23:04 Whoa.

23:09 I think I'm falling in love with you.

23:12 Joey, Joey, I love you so much.

23:17 But I But Joey Hey,

23:22 hey, hey, that's uh

23:25 that's okay.

23:25 It's fine.

23:27 It's uh pretty much what I was expecting, you

23:31 know?

23:32 So, uh it's no big deal.

23:35 All right?

23:39 I think I'm going to go.

23:40 No, Joey, please don't.

23:42 Please don't leave like

23:43 this.

23:43 No, come on, you cannot do this to

23:44 a pregnant woman.

23:48 [laughter]

23:48 Start doing that happy.

23:50 You can't do that, Rach, cuz that's only

23:51 going to make me do

23:53 Okay, we go.

23:56 [laughter]

23:58 No, can't I Joey?

24:05 You know, I was only kidding.

24:16 Who are they?

24:18 The blonde is my ex- wife and the

24:21 woman touching her is her

24:24 close personal friend.

24:28 You mean they're lovers?

24:30 You want to put a label on it.

24:34 [laughter]

24:36 Well, anything else I should know?

24:37 Nope, nope, that that's it.

24:40 Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.

24:47 I always FORGET THAT PART.

24:49 [laughter]

24:53 HELLO.

24:54 [laughter]

24:56 WHAT?

24:56 THAT'S MY BOSS.

24:57 YOU HAVE TO SEAT

24:57 US SOMEWHERE ELSE.

24:58 I'm sorry, that's always Mr.

25:00 Campbell's table.

25:01 But but but my boss cannot see me.

25:03 I'm interviewing for another job.

25:06 Rachel?

25:07 Hi, I'm on a date.

25:11 That's great.

25:12 Yeah, it is.

25:14 Yeah, do you know it's tough, single mom, career, you

25:17 got to get out there.

25:21 [laughter]

25:20 Well, you've got a good energy.

25:23 Rachel?

25:24 Yes, hi.

25:25 James Campbell.

25:26 Hi.

25:26 Excuse us.

25:27 Please.

25:28 Okay.

25:29 Aw, well, he's cute.

25:34 So, your resume is quite impressive.

25:39 My what?

25:41 A resume?

25:42 I wouldn't I wouldn't call my my online

25:45 dating profile a resume.

25:48 Dating profile?

25:49 No, no, I'm I'm talking about THE WORK RESUME.

25:55 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JUST SINGING for no

25:57 reason?

26:01 [laughter]

26:00 Maybe people found it weird.

26:05 So,

26:07 [laughter]

26:07 why do you want to leave RALPH LAUREN?

26:09 WHAT?

26:10 I I I don't.

26:11 You don't?

26:12 No, I I love I

26:13 love it there.

26:14 Well, if you don't want

26:14 to leave, why are we having this lunch?

26:20 What?

26:24 Did you go, boss?

26:29 [cheering]

26:30 Joey, uh some people don't like that.

26:35 Chandler's wearing panties.

26:36 What?

26:38 Let me see.

26:39 No, no, you don't have to

26:40 see.

26:42 I ain't Tushy.

26:45 Right.

26:47 Why don't you give me your underpants?

26:48 Oh, no, no, no.

26:49 Can't help you.

26:49 I'm not wearing any.

26:53 How can you not be wearing any

26:54 underwear?

26:55 Oh, I'm getting heat from the

26:56 guy in the hot pink thong.

27:00 All right, look, Ross, I'll give you $50

27:02 for your underpants.

27:04 Hey.

27:06 [laughter] [cheering]

27:26 However and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll

27:29 say yes.

27:31 Whether whether, you know, it's at a

27:33 basketball game or in skywriting or, you

27:36 know, like some lame guy in a cheesy

27:38 movie who hid it in the cake.

27:43 [laughter]

27:46 It's in the cake, isn't it?

27:50 Where else would lame Mr.

27:52 No Balls hide it?

27:54 What's the matter with me?

27:55 Why do I keep

27:56 ruining this?

27:57 I'm sorry.

27:58 I'm sorry.

27:59 my fault.

27:59 I keep trying to propose in

28:00 these stupid ways and all I want to do

28:03 is tell you that I love you and I I want

28:04 to spend the rest of my life with you

28:06 and I'm going to do this now.

28:12 Oh my god.

28:17 Phoebe, I

28:18 Wait, oh, wait.

28:22 [laughter]

28:24 Oh, no.

28:27 [laughter]

28:31 Ready?

28:31 Uh-huh.

28:35 [laughter]

28:38 Phoebe, I love you.

28:41 There's no one else in the world I would

28:42 ask to marry me three times.

28:48 [laughter]

28:47 But I want to take care of you

28:49 and babies with you

28:52 and grow old with

28:56 Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

29:00 Yes.

29:08 [applause]

29:08 I love you.

29:10 I love you more.

29:11 Not possible.

29:15 [cheering] [applause]

29:22 She's going to be Mrs.

29:23 No Balls.

29:25 I sincerely hope the rest of your party

29:27 is returning.

29:28 Nah, just me, all alone.

29:37 [laughter]

29:36 Dinner for six for one.

29:39 Well, you boys are about to see

29:40 something really special.

29:43 [laughter] [cheering] [laughter]

29:55 How was everything, sir?

29:56 Excellent.

29:57 The shrew in particular was exquisite.

30:02 [laughter]

30:01 Well, I hope you've got some room left.

30:03 Happy birthday to you.

30:07 Happy birthday to you.

30:09 Happy birthday, dear Joey.

30:12 Joey.

30:13 Joey.

30:16 [laughter]

30:15 Happy birthday to [singing] you.

30:18 This is the best birthday ever.