Try Not To Laugh In Public

0:00 This is me trying my absolute hardest not to laugh because me

0:06 and my friends are playing try not to laugh in real life.

0:09 The game is simple.

0:10 We've set up three separate challenges specifically

0:12 designed to embarrass each other in public.

0:15 If you lose the challenge, you get a strike.

0:16 And at the end of the video,

0:17 whoever has the most strikes has to do an absolutely mortifying punishment.

0:22 Starting with our first challenge in a real public library.

0:25 Oh, they're walking in.

0:25 They're walking in.

0:26 Make sure you guys sit on that table with all those people.

0:28 Make some friends.

0:29 Is anybody sitting here?

0:30 No.

0:30 All yours.

0:31 Cool.

0:31 Thank you.

0:32 So, for this game, Beans and I have to do

0:34 whatever [music] Mac and Tyler tell us to do.

0:35 And if we laugh, we get a strike.

0:37 Yo, Eric, I want you to say the guy next to you smells really bad.

0:41 [laughter]

0:43 Smells weird in here.

0:46 I think it's you.

0:49 [music] Smells like in here.

0:51 It's so funny, bro.

0:53 Stand up and sit on the chair to your left.

0:56 [laughter] Just move over here.

1:12 Yeah.

1:12 What's up?

1:13 Yo, Beans, in your backpack, you have a seafood boil.

1:17 Go ahead and pull it out of your backpack and start eating it.

1:25 [laughter] Sam.

1:28 Sam say I don't want to get my shirt dirty.

1:29 It's a really nice shirt.

1:30 And take your shirt off.

1:31 Then take off your pants instead.

1:33 [laughter] I don't want to get my shirt dirty.

1:42 Just um Okay.

1:44 Well, surf.

1:48 Hello, Daddy.

1:50 [laughter] Mr.

1:53 Krabs.

1:56 Unfortunately, I took the L and got the first strike.

1:59 [music] But after waiting an hour for new students,

2:01 it was finally time to send in Mac and Tyler.

2:04 Go grab that table right over by those guys.

2:06 Come on.

2:06 Okay, Tyler, you're first.

2:08 There's popsicle sticks in your backpack.

2:09 I need you to grab that and the wax and apply it to your arm.

2:13 You're going to give yourself a little wax.

2:15 Oh my gosh.

2:16 Chose his legs, bro.

2:18 Oh my gosh, dude.

2:20 Oh, this is bad.

2:21 This is bad.

2:22 This is going to be so bad.

2:23 Never been to a library before.

2:25 I can't even read.

2:28 Oh, here we go.

2:28 Here we go.

2:29 Here we go.

2:29 Here we go.

2:29 Here we go.

2:31 [clears throat] Look at Max's face.

2:33 He knows what's about to happen.

2:41 [screaming] [laughter]

2:47 Shall I do another?

2:48 Mac, I need you to go into your backpack.

2:50 You're going to pull out a laptop and some headphones.

2:52 Those headphones you're wearing right now, they don't work at all.

2:56 And I need you to play the video that's on the screen.

3:01 Hey guys, and welcome back to the kissing channel.

3:05 [laughter] Come on in, Tyler.

3:08 Tyler's one of our first students here on the Kissing Channel,

3:11 and I brought him into for a very [snorts] special video today.

3:15 He can't handle [laughter] it.

3:22 [laughter]

3:21 If you clicked on this video, you must be pretty desperate for a kiss.

3:25 But listen, at the end of the day, kissing is [laughter] now listen.

3:38 [laughter] Look at the screen.

3:40 Look at the screen.

3:53 [laughter]

3:53 Things were not [music] looking good for Mac and I because we were one

3:56 strike closer to having to do the punishment at the end of this video.

3:59 [music] And the challenges were only going to get more and more insane.

4:03 But first, it was time for the winners to face off in the final library match.

4:08 That initial contact phase is the most difficult part, [music] I think.

4:11 Yeah.

4:11 And I think if we're going to get beans to laugh,

4:13 we need to do it right then and there.

4:14 So, we should gang up on him at the beginning.

4:16 You set the most populated table.

4:17 We already know the rules here.

4:17 Come on.

4:18 Would you guys mind if we Yeah, cool.

4:20 [music]

4:21 Beans, take your earpiece out for me for a sec.

4:22 Tyler, there's a bunch of ointment in your backpack.

4:25 I need you to pull that ointment out and cover yourself in it,

4:32 calms him down.

4:34 So, once he gets it all in,

4:35 like, no disrespect to y'all, but can you stop talking to us?

4:38 [laughter] He didn't mean that.

4:42 I meant [laughter] Reach across with your excess surplus

4:46 of lotion and start rubbing it on Beans's face.

4:51 No, this is last.

4:52 [laughter]

4:54 Come here.

4:56 Come here.

4:59 No.

4:57 Come here, baby girl.

4:59 [laughter] I was feeling stressed.

5:03 That's good.

5:04 I feel it burning my face.

5:06 Yeah.

5:06 No, that's good on my feel, baby.

5:08 Yeah, I've had enough.

5:09 That's good.

5:09 My left face feels better now.

5:11 Ty, take your uh earpiece out.

5:12 Make it not sus.

5:15 Oh god.

5:16 Beans, listen.

5:16 We're going to send in a little girl with an ice cream cone.

5:19 She's an actress, but Tyler does not know that.

5:22 Okay.

5:22 Your job is to lunge out and knock the ice

5:24 cream cone out of her hand and make Tyler laugh.

5:28 Give it to me.

5:28 Give it to me.

5:29 My hands are so slippery.

5:31 Oh my gosh.

5:31 Here we go.

5:32 Here we go.

5:32 Here we go.

5:33 Okay.

5:34 Oh, there's a child.

5:37 I don't want to traumatize her with how I look right now.

5:44 You just got to [music] Are you going to get her another one?

6:02 Tyler can't believe it.

6:03 That's my favorite flavor.

6:04 I don't know what she came over me.

6:06 [laughter] I'm so so sorry.

6:11 But dude, Ty Ty can't handle it.

6:13 You've ever wanted something so bad and then you see someone

6:15 else enjoying it and you want to take it from him?

6:17 Tyler, double down and say that's my friend and you're proud of him.

6:19 That's my friend and I'm proud of him.

6:21 [laughter]

6:23 It's good, huh?

6:29 What the you looking at, buddy?

6:33 You want some

6:34 beans?

6:35 I want you to go into your backpack and grab a balloon.

6:38 I want you to take a walk over that to that table who's playing Uno over there.

6:42 You're just going to stand at the end of the table

6:44 and blow that balloon up until it pops in your face.

6:52 Dude, Tyler's just covered in a window while this is happening.

6:55 What are you laughing at?

6:56 [laughter] Casey, what

7:05 does that [snorts] make you lightheaded?

7:10 Yeah.

7:10 Beg for forgiveness.

7:12 Please forgive me.

7:13 And you have to say please instead of please every time.

7:15 Please forgive me.

7:18 Please forgive me.

7:22 He laughed.

7:22 HE LAUGHED.

7:22 HE LAUGHED.

7:24 YEAH, we got him.

7:24 That was awesome.

7:25 Regardless, I think we're both losers at the end of all that.

7:28 That was such torture.

7:29 My mom watches these videos.

7:31 [laughter] All right, Ty took the dub on that.

7:33 We all got strikes.

7:34 We're teleporting to the next challenge.

7:36 Four-way dab.

7:38 Three, two, one.

7:43 Transition.

7:42 Just cross dissolve this.

7:45 Welcome to the gym, boys.

7:49 So strong.

7:50 For round two, we have a real public gym with real people.

7:54 A setting that's going to make it impossible not to laugh.

7:57 The rules for this one are simple.

7:58 We'll have three head-to-head rounds in a championship style,

8:01 and whoever laughs first gets a strike.

8:04 Starting with our first contestants, Mac and Beans.

8:07 Oh, here we go.

8:08 So, I gave both of them a pair of yoga pants to wear.

8:10 Oh, man.

8:11 These are brutal pants.

8:12 Look so stupid.

8:13 Can you guys hear me?

8:14 Give a give a thumbs up if you can.

8:16 All right, I like that.

8:17 You guys can see this guy over here doing lat pull downs.

8:20 I need you to walk over to this guy and just

8:22 stare him dead in the eyes until I tell you to stop.

8:32 [clears throat] [laughter]

8:36 Pick somebody else.

8:37 Maybe the dude who's getting stretched over there in the corner.

8:39 You know what I mean?

8:39 God, this is so painful.

8:47 [laughter] Guys, I'm sorry.

8:49 Are we in your way?

8:51 Are we in your way?

8:53 Now, I want you to go really close and ask if you guys have hooked up before.

8:57 Me or Sam?

8:58 Play rock, paper, scissors to find out.

9:00 Rock, paper, scissors.

9:01 Shoot.

9:03 [laughter] Brother.

9:07 Yeah.

9:06 Have we ever hooked up before?

9:09 Not that I know.

9:10 Okay, good.

9:10 Yeah, good stuff.

9:13 Beans.

9:14 Yes.

9:13 I need you to make your way over to the weight rack, my brother.

9:16 means your job is to [laughter] your job

9:23 is to steal everyone's weights who's working out,

9:26 make a pile of them in the corner, and then protect it like you're a caveman.

9:30 Oh, he's actually doing

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10:46 Open your eyes, Mac.

10:47 Go over to those guys at the bench

10:49 and ask them to help you rerackck the weights.

10:52 Yo, did you guys help me reack these?

10:58 A lot of weight.

10:59 That's fair.

11:00 So, you really need help?

11:01 I really need help to

11:03 help you rack those weights.

11:05 You got it.

11:06 You can do it.

11:07 And ask them if you get hooked up.

11:11 [laughter] Yo, we did we all hook up.

11:20 [laughter]

11:23 Dude, that actually was so hard to not [music] laugh at.

11:25 He's really painful.

11:27 Mac, other than the guy that we just messed with, I

11:29 need you to find the biggest guy in the gym.

11:31 You're going to go up to that guy and say, "What's up, Pipsqueak?" 3 2 1 Now,

11:36 what up, Pipsqueak?

11:37 How's it going?

11:38 Good.

11:38 What's up, dude?

11:39 Now I start giving you some feedback.

11:41 When you're doing this whole thing, you really want to lift with your back.

11:43 Say a lot of poopy poopy.

11:44 A lot of poopy poopy.

11:45 You know what I mean?

11:46 Yeah.

11:46 I see.

11:47 Nice pants, man.

11:49 [laughter]

11:50 Also, have we hooked up?

11:52 Also, my friend's asking me if you hooked up with him.

11:54 Which friend?

11:55 This guy right here.

11:57 I'm pretty sure we hooked up.

12:02 Now, grab the weight and fill with the squat.

12:04 Hey, let me show you how it's done, bro.

12:05 Watch this.

12:14 You don't have to pay me or anything for that.

12:16 Mac, that was impressive, man.

12:17 Good stuff out there.

12:18 Beans, I want you to pick the heaviest

12:21 weights that you're possibly capable of lifting.

12:23 Your goal is to fail over and over

12:26 and over again and beg for a spotter out loud.

12:30 Okay.

12:34 Ah, I need a spot.

12:35 Need a spot.

12:38 Spot.

12:39 Spot.

12:39 Oh, he's got somewhere.

12:41 Okay.

12:41 Thank you.

12:41 Thank you.

12:41 Thank you.

12:42 That's it.

12:42 I got it.

12:42 I got it.

12:43 I got it.

12:43 You You can go away now.

12:44 You can leave.

12:45 Uh, you're good.

12:45 You're good.

12:46 You're good.

12:46 You can go.

12:48 Ask for help.

12:48 Ask for help.

12:50 I need a spot.

12:51 Oh my god.

12:52 [laughter] Mac's on the verge, bro.

12:56 Okay.

12:56 Okay.

12:57 Want to bring it down or do one more?

12:58 No.

12:58 I got it.

12:58 I got it.

12:59 I got it.

12:59 You're good.

12:59 You're good.

13:00 I don't need help.

13:03 Can I get a spot?

13:04 [laughter] moaning crazy loud.

13:09 Oh, wow.

13:10 Put it down, bro.

13:12 I was going to get that.

13:14 Start singing Lose Yourself by Eminem.

13:17 Palms are sweaty, knees weak, [music] arms are heavy.

13:19 There's vomit on his sweater already.

13:21 Mom's spaghetti.

13:22 He's nervous.

13:23 But on the surf, [laughter] Matt, how is that what made him laugh?

13:29 All right, that was a great job, guys.

13:31 Boys, you're good.

13:32 You can come on up.

13:35 [music] Okay, wins lost on that one.

13:36 Mac left zero times.

13:38 He does not want the punishment, which by the way is bad.

13:43 Yeah.

13:43 What is it?

13:44 I'm not going to tell you.

13:47 [laughter] Bro, you look really disgusting right now with your that shirt on.

13:51 Bro, you look so sus right now, bro.

13:53 You're just standing there.

13:54 [laughter] Oh my god.

13:56 Tyler, spin around and show Eric your truck, bro.

13:59 [laughter] Here's what I need you to do, Ty.

14:02 There's a guy with red shorts to your right.

14:05 I want you, Eric, to go up to him and say,

14:07 "Can you read my friend's shorts for me, please?" Hey, sir.

14:10 Me can't read too well.

14:12 What do my friend's shorts say?

14:16 I really need help with this.

14:19 I love my daddy.

14:24 That's gross.

14:25 Yeah.

14:25 All right, Tyler.

14:25 That cable machine you were just working so well

14:28 on, I need you to put the two arms up.

14:30 Put your arms back.

14:31 You'd be in the Naruto running position and I

14:34 need you to sprint full speed in place screaming.

14:37 [laughter] And Eric,

14:38 I need you to prep everyone to to get an audience for our boy.

14:42 Guys, this is about to be crazy over here.

14:43 You might want to watch this.

14:49 I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE FOR MY FAMILY.

14:55 [groaning and screaming] [laughter] OKAY, ERIC,

15:02 get under that squat ra right behind you [music] and start to do a squat.

15:04 But then just let your pants fall squat.

15:07 When the shorts fall, be like, "Oh my god, I need help.

15:10 Something's wrong.

15:15 Oh, something's wrong.

15:18 Something's wrong.

15:19 My shorts are down.

15:21 What do I do about my shorts being down?

15:23 I'm lost.

15:24 I need a spot.

15:25 I'm going to failure on my shorts.

15:28 Oh, I just look at each other in the face.

15:30 [laughter]

15:34 Tyler, take your earpiece out.

15:35 All right, Eric.

15:36 Tyler's about to ask you that question that he's been asking everybody,

15:39 and I need you to just scream at the top of your lungs.

15:41 He's not going to know what's coming.

15:43 All right, Tyler, I got a really big idea

15:44 that I've been [music] really racking my brain on.

15:46 I want you to look Eric in his beady little eyes.

15:49 Yo, have we hooked up?

15:51 [laughter] Yo, we hooked up.

15:59 All right, I was pretty strong, Eric.

16:01 I'm not going to lie.

16:01 All right, Tyler, are you listening?

16:03 What I want [snorts] you to do is go stand on the bench

16:05 to the left of Eric and try to get everyone in the gym's attention.

16:11 Attention everybody, attention.

16:12 Oh my god.

16:13 Everybody collectively look over here.

16:15 I have something really important to say.

16:17 Everyone look at me.

16:18 Hey, we needed more attention.

16:19 I mean, more attention, please.

16:20 Keep going.

16:21 Keep going.

16:21 More attention.

16:22 Everyone's looking.

16:23 Then just say, "All right, thank you." It's that [laughter]

16:26 All right.

16:27 Thank you.

16:31 I'm in the room.

16:32 [laughter] All right.

16:34 All right.

16:34 Okay.

16:34 There's a guy over where that guy was stretching with Mac in a blue shirt.

16:38 Get on either side of him and get

16:39 in a hysteric argument about [music] the dishes.

16:42 Yo, Eric, why the haven't you been doing the dishes?

16:46 What?

16:45 You haven't been doing the dishes.

16:48 Mino like doing dishes.

16:57 You don't like doing dishes.

16:58 This guy's a piece of Oh, man.

17:01 [laughter] Okay.

17:02 Don't do it.

17:03 Don't do it to him.

17:03 Don't do it to him.

17:04 Don't do it to him.

17:08 TYLER LEFT.

17:09 TYLER LEFT.

17:09 [screaming] ALL RIGHT, TYLER, you're cooked, brother.

17:11 I'm sorry.

17:12 You guys are can come back upstairs.

17:14 We have a clear winner.

17:16 [screaming] You know what that means, though?

17:18 You and Mac are going out there and I'm going you guys get that out there.

17:23 But before I go out and torture myself yet again,

17:25 it wouldn't be that torturous for you to hit the subscribe button.

17:29 Mafia, as you guys know,

17:30 [music] every 1 million subscribers we go up on this channel,

17:33 I have to fight another YouTuber.

17:35 I'm not fooling around.

17:35 At 17 million subscribers, [music] I boxed Jesse James West.

17:39 And it went a little something like this.

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17:51 Let's get back to it.

17:54 We have the same shirt on,

17:56 boys.

17:56 Can you hear us?

17:57 Yeah.

17:57 All right.

17:58 So, there's a bald guy exercising on one of the cable machines.

18:01 I want you guys to do rock, paper,

18:02 scissors real quick to figure out who's going to do this.

18:07 All right, Mac's doing it.

18:08 Mac, I need you to go over to that bald

18:10 guy and pronounce yourself as an alpha wolf.

18:12 I'll tell you what [music] to do next.

18:15 Yo, brother.

18:17 I'm an alpha wolf.

18:18 Now howl together, you and Eric both.

18:24 [laughter] Would you like to howl with us?

18:28 You want to howl with us?

18:30 Ready?

18:30 3 2 1.

18:36 Thank you, sir.

18:37 That was pretty good.

18:38 Okay, Mac, take your headphone out real quick.

18:39 Eric, go take a shower right now.

18:41 Get shopping wet [laughter] and come back.

18:43 You can tell Mac put his earpiece back in.

18:45 You can put that back in.

18:45 I'll be right back.

18:46 Hey Mac, in the meantime,

18:47 can you just start doom scrolling Tik Tok on Mac's volume?

18:51 Where you going?

18:53 No, you're not.

18:53 [laughter] Oh, Eric's out.

18:58 Oh, Eric's wet.

19:03 Eric scream.

19:04 [screaming] Tell that guy you're an alpha wolf again right now.

19:11 I'm an alpha wolf.

19:14 Howl.

19:15 [screaming] Now ask me if you've hooked up.

19:18 We haven't hooked up, have we?

19:23 Mac, go stand on one of [laughter] those benches over there.

19:26 Go stand on it and go, "Yo, I got a big joke to say."

19:33 Yo, everybody, I've got a big joke to say.

19:36 Y'all going to love this.

19:38 Y'all going to love this page.

19:41 Y'all going to love this.

19:44 Uh me thinking.

19:46 Uh me thinking.

19:47 Louder.

19:47 Everyone needs to hear you.

19:48 Uh me thinking.

19:51 No.

19:51 Say it exactly like this.

19:52 My mommy loves [laughter] this joke.

19:58 My mommy loves this joke.

20:03 [laughter] All right, for real.

20:06 Oh, can I have everyone's attention one more time, everybody?

20:09 My mommy loves this joke.

20:11 My mommy loves this joke.

20:13 [laughter]

20:14 All right, that was disproportionately torturous to you.

20:16 Eric, it's your turn.

20:18 I need you to dog walk over to the treadmill like you guys are alpha wolves.

20:27 Eric, get on a treadmill on all fours.

20:33 I'm alpha wolf.

20:39 Mac, go over to Alpha Wolf, man.

20:40 Take a look at this.

20:41 Hey, hey, look a fellow Alpha Wolf.

20:43 Yo, brother, [music] look what we got going on over there.

20:47 I'm an alpha wolf.

20:48 I'm an alpha wolf.

20:49 Fellow alpha wolf.

20:51 Do you want to run on the treadmill with us?

20:53 You want to run the the treadmill with us or Mac?

21:03 Translate for him.

21:04 I'm saying he's being really territorial.

21:05 He's getting really ter territorial.

21:06 I'm sorry about that.

21:07 It's all right.

21:08 To ask him to give Eric a little pet so he can join the pack.

21:11 I think if you just give him like a little pet, he'd probably be in the pack.

21:13 Eric, when he goes to pet you, try to bite him.

21:15 [laughter] I think you need to pet this guy.

21:19 What's his name?

21:20 Eric.

21:21 Hey, Eric.

21:22 You want to give him a little pet there?

21:30 All right, Eric and Mac.

21:31 Uh, work your way over to the bench press area by the dumbbells.

21:34 Eric, go to locker 23 and grab the jar of what's in there.

21:37 Good stuff there.

21:38 Good stuff there.

21:38 Mac, work your way over to the bench.

21:40 Grab the really light weights.

21:41 Get in position like bench press with those.

21:44 And then Eric, have him take a hit of the smelling salts before he does it.

21:47 And then scream bench that that.

21:54 What are you looking at?

21:55 [laughter] Max scream raps are heavy.

21:59 God, please.

22:02 Eric, your turn.

22:03 Come on, take a big old sniff.

22:07 Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.

22:09 [laughter]

22:10 Oh, who was that?

22:11 Was that Mac?

22:12 Was that Mac?

22:12 That was Mac.

22:13 Mac, I think you might have just laughed, buddy.

22:15 Let's have you guys come back up.

22:17 Guys, you guys fought so hard.

22:19 You made it impossible.

22:20 Mac, you lost, bro.

22:22 Oh my gosh.

22:24 You're actually [music] bummed.

22:25 Yeah, dude.

22:26 I always lose this stupid video.

22:28 Oh, let's tally up the score.

22:30 Shall we move on to the final round?

22:32 I'm not excited for this.

22:34 Where are we going, boys?

22:36 Welcome to the grocery store.

22:39 This one's going to work a little differently.

22:41 We're only going to have two rounds.

22:42 Still going headtohead.

22:44 And whoever laughs the most in each round [music] gets a strike.

22:46 Listen, man.

22:47 I didn't go to a dark enough place.

22:49 Editors, add in what's going on in my brain right now.

22:53 And starting us off for round one, we've got Tyler versus Beans.

22:56 All right, boys.

22:58 Under the table behind you, there's a backpack.

23:00 Go ahead and look back there.

23:01 You see that?

23:02 Rock, paper, scissors to see who has to pick it up.

23:04 Rock, paper, scissors.

23:04 Shoot.

23:06 No.

23:07 Help.

23:10 I laugh.

23:15 Beans, pull your earpiece out.

23:16 Die.

23:16 I need you to open that backpack and I

23:19 need you to put on whatever is inside the backpack.

23:21 Am I about to get executed?

23:23 [laughter]

23:24 What the hell is this?

23:25 I don't like the noises you're making.

23:27 No way this is going to fit me.

23:31 Okay.

23:30 All right.

23:30 You can turn around.

23:34 [laughter] Help [screaming] me.

23:42 You hear this guy just scream that?

23:44 Ask her who can do more push-ups.

23:46 Who do you think [music] can do more push-ups?

23:48 Do you want to keep talking to us at all?

23:51 That's okay.

23:52 That's fine.

23:53 [laughter]

23:53 All right, boys.

23:54 The next bit involves this lady with the mop over here.

23:56 Tyler, you're a leprechaun and can only speak in complete gibberish.

23:59 Beans, you're the translator.

24:01 Tyler's inquiring about a product.

24:02 And Beans, you have to improv and come up

24:04 with crazy questions that make Tyler's going to laugh.

24:08 I guarantee it.

24:09 Let's go.

24:10 Uh, my friend here had a question for you.

24:14 He's curious if he could lay down and he could be mopped.

24:19 Thank you.

24:19 Thank you.

24:20 [laughter] leap flop

24:22 just he just would like to be mopped.

24:31 I don't need to interpret that.

24:32 Yeah, [screaming] this is brutal.

24:44 [laughter] You just left.

24:49 That was a part of the You just laughed.

24:50 That was a laugh.

24:51 That was a laugh.

24:52 This guy walking up to you right now.

24:54 Let's just do the same bit.

24:56 Sleep.

24:56 My friend says hello.

25:00 Sleep.

24:59 He's asking if he could trade you some gold for your shoes.

25:03 Uh, no.

25:04 Probably not today.

25:05 Every time he says no, just keep adding things to the bargain.

25:08 He's actually [clears throat] offering his his hat

25:10 and his entire costume now as well.

25:13 His car as well.

25:14 Slip and slop.

25:15 And that was his home.

25:16 He offered his home.

25:16 All right, y'all can go ad live and just try to make each other laugh.

25:19 Look, dude, I'll give you like $1,000 for a ride.

25:21 [laughter]

25:22 Just start speaking English.

25:24 We got to go.

25:24 Yeah.

25:24 Okay.

25:25 So, so um

25:28 I want to die.

25:29 You can come back in.

25:30 That was It's excruciating.

25:32 Who laughed more?

25:33 I think I did, [music] dude.

25:34 I just got rocked.

25:35 Oh, let's go.

25:38 Yeah.

25:37 Yeah.

25:37 Okay, so Mac and I are going to go next.

25:39 Let's just get this over with.

25:41 All right, let's start off a little spicy.

25:43 See that guy with that red basket over there?

25:45 I want you to go sneak something into his basket.

25:54 Oh my god.

25:56 Oh my god.

25:56 Turn around and say my bad.

25:58 My bad, BRO.

25:59 [laughter]

26:09 ERIC, whip your head over to the guy looking across the hallway.

26:12 Go, what?

26:14 WHAT?

26:16 [laughter]

26:18 That guy behind you is perfect.

26:19 Get him right now.

26:20 I want you to walk up and go.

26:21 I'm looking for something.

26:23 H Looking for anything in particular?

26:26 Nope.

26:26 Again?

26:27 Again?

26:27 Again.

26:27 Keep going.

26:29 You sure you're not looking for anything in particular?

26:31 [laughter]

26:32 Matt, get over there.

26:33 Back him up.

26:40 Matt, get over there and ask him if he's looking for anything in particular.

26:44 [laughter] Come on, MAC.

26:52 Eric definitely laughed.

26:55 Eric, go over to those coolers and Naruto run into them.

27:01 He just laughed listening to you say that.

27:04 Sorry.

27:03 Hey, dude.

27:04 Watch this.

27:06 So, you're not going to catch me as you pass him?

27:08 Not going to catch me.

27:14 Start doing a Mr.

27:15 Beast intro.

27:15 Do the intro.

27:16 Hurry.

27:17 What's up, guys?

27:18 And today I'm making a new YouTube video

27:19 about smashing into coolers and close the video out.

27:24 It's over.

27:24 The video is completely over now.

27:27 Make sure you guys subscribe so I can

27:28 go beg that guy standing over there to subscribe to you.

27:31 [laughter]

27:33 Can you please subscribe to me?

27:36 Get on your knees, please.

27:39 Mac, join him,

27:42 please.

27:43 [laughter]

27:49 Can you please subscribe to me?

27:50 Jump scare that guy.

27:51 Jump scare that guy behind you.

27:52 [laughter] Jump scare.

27:57 Oh, we got to laugh.

27:58 We got Max.

28:01 Okay, next person to walk by, you're going to have them film

28:03 a Tik Tok for you and you guys are going to renegade dance.

28:06 Just use that beer can right there and pretend it's your phone.

28:09 [laughter] Just go to the front of the store to do this.

28:14 There's so many people up there.

28:15 Go to the register.

28:16 How do I do the renegade?

28:17 Oh, here we go.

28:19 [music]

28:20 Hey, could you hold this for like 2 seconds?

28:23 No, I got my hands full, buddy.

28:25 Please.

28:26 Come on.

28:26 Obviously has his hands full.

28:28 That was really, really not cool.

28:29 Now you go ask him, Eric.

28:35 Could you hold this for a second?

28:37 [laughter] Yo, dude, can you hold this for two seconds?

28:42 I'm trying to film a TikTok real quick.

28:43 For sure.

28:44 Thanks, bro.

28:45 Just point it at us.

28:46 Just point that right at us.

28:53 [laughter]

28:54 I appreciate you, bro.

28:56 Thank you so much.

28:57 That's going to go viral as [laughter] All right, we're going to have Eric go up

29:01 to this tuxedo guy here and ask to have a dance.

29:04 May I have this dance?

29:08 I insist.

29:09 I was going to warm you up for tonight.

29:11 It's going to be

29:12 Eric, pretend like he's a super fan of yours and he's being shy.

29:15 [laughter]

29:16 You seem like you're being shy.

29:18 I have a little Say I know I I know you know who I am.

29:22 See, I I know you know who I am probably.

29:24 You know, I kind of feel like you guys look familiar.

29:28 Yeah.

29:27 I'm really famous.

29:29 I'm really famous.

29:31 Yeah.

29:31 Yeah.

29:32 Yeah.

29:33 You ever heard of Mr.

29:33 Beast?

29:34 I'm him.

29:35 You ever heard of Mr.

29:35 Beast?

29:36 I know Mr.

29:37 Beast.

29:37 That's me.

29:40 [laughter]

29:41 Y'all got like 3 minutes [music] to just go crazy on each other.

29:44 Come this way.

29:45 Go up to the guy with the headphones and ask him if we used to hook up.

29:48 [laughter] God, I'm like irredeemably losing this video.

30:01 Oh my.

30:04 Eric, close your eyes and let Max surprise you.

30:07 Oh my god.

30:08 OH,

30:15 I hear that.

30:17 Maybe a little bit more.

30:18 SOMEONE YELL FOR HELP.

30:20 HELP.

30:20 HELP.

30:22 [laughter] HELP.

30:26 HELP.

30:27 All right, you guys can come back.

30:28 All right.

30:28 All right.

30:29 Be honest with me.

30:29 Be honest with me.

30:31 What?

30:32 Oh my god, bro.

30:35 Beans and Mac both got a strike,

30:36 which meant they were tied heading into The Punishment.

30:39 Boys, boys, boys.

30:41 Welcome to The Punishment.

30:43 We are at Royal Combat.

30:46 It is an MMA fighting tournament and the loser will be

30:49 [music] fighting in front of a crowd of a thousand people.

30:52 A thousand people?

30:53 No way.

30:54 In an unexpected series of events, we have come to a tie between beans and Mac.

30:59 I'm thinking rock paper scissors.

31:03 What?

31:02 Dude, this is the highest stakes game of rock paper scissors I've ever heard.

31:07 You shouldn't have laughed, boys.

31:08 I don't know what to tell you.

31:09 Let's just go.

31:10 Ready?

31:12 Ready?

31:15 Paper scissors.

31:19 Shoot.

31:23 Let's go.

31:25 OH MY GOD.

31:26 THANK GOD.

31:26 You trust paper in when we were in the gym.

31:28 I just figured you choose it again.

31:29 I'm so happy.

31:30 I'm genuinely like so happy I don't have to do this.

31:33 But okay, I feel bad for you.

31:34 I'm sorry.

31:34 [laughter]

31:35 All right, let's get you suited up.

31:36 Let's go.

31:37 Hey, look at me.

31:38 You better make sure this person doesn't kill me.

31:40 I told you you can punch her.

31:41 I told you she can kick her in the face.

31:43 What do you mean her?

31:43 That's right.

31:44 Beans is going to be fighting professional MMA fighter Bridget Taye Garcia.

31:48 She has a perfect 5-0 record and today she's

31:51 going to guarantee that Beans thinks twice before laughing again.

31:55 Oh my gosh, there's a lot of people.

31:58 Dude, there's a lot of people.

31:59 Oh, they're like fighting for real.

32:01 Yo, this is real, bro.

32:02 I'm genuinely so happy right now.

32:04 I was so scared.

32:06 While the fight before ours was wrapping up, we headed backstage to warm up.

32:09 Dude, this is it, bro.

32:10 She's dead.

32:11 You're going to kill her.

32:12 She is a professional MMA fighter.

32:14 Have you seen Beans?

32:17 What is that?

32:18 Irish jig.

32:18 That is not a warm-up.

32:20 That was a great time.

32:21 How's it going?

32:22 I'm You lost the bet.

32:23 What'd you lose?

32:24 Um, I laughed too much.

32:25 All right.

32:26 [laughter] And with that, it was time for the moment we've all been WAITING FOR.

32:32 LET'S GO.

32:33 [screaming] LET'S GO, BABY.

32:36 IS ABOUT TO get this Yeah, [screaming] CHALLENGE.

32:44 AND now undefeated fighter.

32:51 She's actually fighting on January 24th at the Peak

32:54 Fighting Championship in Fris, Texas, by the way.

32:56 So, she's like a real real professional.

32:58 Yeah, that's crazy.

33:03 LOOK AT THE FACE.

33:13 OH MY GOSH.

33:24 [screaming] [cheering] HEAD.

33:37 Is it over?

33:38 It's over.

33:38 Yeah.

33:40 [cheering] All right, boys.

33:42 Five likes on this video.

33:43 We'll run this back, honestly.

33:45 Oh, no.

33:45 Please.

33:46 Five likes.

33:46 Five likes.

33:47 That's pretty much it.

33:48 I'm leaving.

33:52 [music]