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0:03 [music] [music] Hey guys, what's up?

0:13 Welcome back to the podcast.

0:15 This is episode 287.

0:20 Yeah, guys, that's right.

0:21 I I figured out what episode it was before I recorded the episode.

0:27 It's a first, man.

0:28 2026.

0:29 I'm I'm just moving different, man.

0:31 I'm knowing the ep know knowing the episode numbers.

0:34 This is unprecedented.

0:36 Unprecedented.

0:37 Unprecedented.

0:38 Unprecedented.

0:39 You've been unprecedented.

0:41 Should I turn this on?

0:42 How's that look?

0:42 Wow, that's really warm.

0:45 So, I'm going to turn that off.

0:47 Or maybe that looks okay.

0:48 How's that look?

0:49 You know what?

0:49 I'm kind of rocking with that.

0:51 Um, it's it's kind of gives a more yellow.

0:53 And yellow is the color of the podcast.

0:58 also pee.

1:00 Um, okay.

1:02 First off, I do have to uh address I have addressed on Okay,

1:10 I have to address some of the backlash I got on on last week's episode.

1:15 Okay, I was talking my[ __] I got a little heated.

1:18 All right, I was saying um the new

1:21 the final episode of Stranger Things was fine.

1:24 Okay, and I and that was how I felt.

1:27 I was uh I was I was making fun of people for uh you know being like

1:32 this is I don't get it you know and that's

1:34 fair you know I was and people had some

1:37 criticism being like you know well you this is

1:38 what you do for a living Kurt all you

1:40 do is is you know talk about media and and criticize it in a way which is true.

1:45 Um, but I did mention that in the podcast,

1:47 but I guess people selective hearing, I guess.

1:51 But um, I was just saying um,

1:55 I thought it was fine and I I think most things are fine and um,

2:00 and at the end of the day,

2:01 man, this podcast it's unscripted and I and I just say and I try

2:06 to make jokes and I try to be funny and sometimes and it's it rarely works.

2:12 Um, but you know what?

2:14 Stranger Things 5, it was fine and I liked

2:20 it and it's done now forever, so we're all good.

2:23 Show's done forever.

2:24 But there has been a few updates.

2:25 I saw that they put out um the documentary

2:29 of the making of Stranger Things 5 and uh yeah,

2:34 I saw that there was a screenshot going around of one of the Duffer brothers.

2:38 They were filming them while they were like scripting.

2:42 And I guess they had a a chat GPT tab open.

2:49 Um, which is pretty crazy.

2:52 You can look it up, I'm sure.

2:53 But yeah, that's what I saw.

2:55 Um, yeah, pretty wild.

2:57 I mean, I sure I'd love to think that it was maybe he was on there.

3:02 It was just open from the night before where he was

3:04 like using chat GPT to make a grocery list or something.

3:08 But also, why are why is anybody using chat GBT, man?

3:12 You don't need to.

3:13 Google's just fine.

3:16 Google actually does everything, man.

3:18 I I don't I I[ __] I'm I'm already such

3:23 a boomer when it comes to that chat GPT, man.

3:26 Like we just use back in my day, man.

3:31 Chad GPT was just what uh the G the GPT

3:38 back in my day stood for good positive times.

3:47 That's what back in my day was stupid chat chat.

3:49 Good positive times.

3:51 Um so there's a bunch of criticism now after the documentary and stuff.

3:56 Um but I stand by what I said.

3:59 All right, I stand by what I said.

4:01 I enjoyed the final season and I'm sorry that you guys didn't.

4:06 And you know what?

4:11 __] ignorance is bliss, man.

4:13 I'm going to start looking up what I'm I have to start looking up.

4:16 Stop.

4:16 I have to stop looking up what people think

4:18 about media after I consume it because in my brain,

4:22 everything I watch, I'm like, "Wow, 10 out of 10.

4:25 That was incredible.

4:26 Everybody worked really hard." Um, but enough about Stranger Things, man.

4:32 The show is done.

4:33 It's cancelled, bro.

4:36 Um, yeah, man.

4:38 Since last episode, what have I been doing?

4:40 Sitting on my cheeks, dude.

4:44 Parking it on my on my[ __] butt cheeks.

4:47 Sitting on mess.

4:48 Okay.

4:49 Um, man, since tour finished, bro, it was just so much, man.

4:56 Q4 2025 was a lot.

4:58 Okay.

4:59 Um [clears throat] there was a lot of[ __] going on.

5:02 I had a bunch of videos and then to to do and then shows and I tape the special.

5:07 Um so dude since tour was done I was like the[ __] going on man?

5:15 I was like what the hell?

5:17 What do I do now?

5:19 Just sitting on my butt doing nothing, man.

5:21 It's been kind of crazy.

5:22 It feels nice.

5:22 It felt really nice.

5:24 But, you know, I got to It's time to lock the[ __] back in, guys.

5:27 I got to lock in.

5:28 I got to get back to work, man.

5:30 Um, I've just been reading, dude.

5:32 I'm reading um more Brandon Sanderson, dude.

5:36 I'm such a such a[ __] dork, man.

5:40 I'm literally reading Brandon Sanderson and learning more about the Cosmo.

5:46 And uh yeah, I've been reading the the the Wax and Wayne series, Mborn Error 2.

5:51 It's been a lot of fun.

5:52 I'm enjoying those and I've been playing Hades and Hades

5:55 2 getting really mad and um yeah, bro, just chilling.

5:59 It's been good.

6:00 But like I said, walking back in trying to stay consistent with the podcast.

6:05 I know the set looks different.

6:06 I mean, it's the same from last week, but it's different than usual.

6:09 And you know what?

6:10 And that's fine.

6:11 And sometimes the things have to change,

6:13 but eventually they'll go back to normal.

6:16 Um but for right now, this is what we're at.

6:19 This is just me and you.

6:20 One camera, camera A.

6:22 Uh, no wide shot or anything, man.

6:25 Um, oh, never mind.

6:28 That was a spoiler.

6:29 I was with the[ __] Never mind.

6:32 Um, okay, guys.

6:33 We got stuff to talk about, man.

6:35 That's it.

6:35 I'll say it.

6:36 We have some topics to discuss.

6:37 Some topical events, some fun stuff, some creepy stuff,

6:42 and um yeah, let's get it going, guys.

6:45 Um, so first off, this was from[ __] dude.

6:55 __] dude.

6:56 All right.

6:57 Um, this is from my great podcast producer, Shun.

7:06 He's He's This is the He was begging on his hands and knees, man.

7:10 He was like, "Dude, you got to talk about this, man." And I was like,

7:12 "Get up, bro." Um, okay.

7:17 Trisha Pis says there could um, also Trisha I believe Trisha Pis's uh,

7:25 pronouns are they them and I don't think Right.

7:31 I'm pretty sure that.

7:32 Yeah.

7:32 Um, Trisha Pis says they're considering

7:36 running for Congress Congress Congress in 2026.

7:40 The content creators said their campaign slogan may be California could be good.

7:47 [sighs] Nice.

7:49 I like that.

7:51 California could be good.

7:53 It could be.

7:54 It could be okay.

7:55 Actually, I actually might turn this off.

7:58 We[ __] with that vibe a little better.

8:02 I actually don't know.

8:04 You know what?

8:05 __] it.

8:05 Leave it like that.

8:06 Okay.

8:06 Okay.

8:07 Trisha P has told her followers they're weighing a 2026 congressional bid.

8:13 How much does that weigh?

8:15 How much does that weigh on a congressional bid win?

8:18 Also, what the[ __] does that mean?

8:20 A congressional bid.

8:21 Like you bid on being in Congress.

8:24 Oh, I bid $20.

8:26 I know it sounds so crazy to me, too.

8:27 They said in a new YouTube video.

8:29 I really want to be able to truly make a difference because I see so

8:31 much horrible stuff happening in the world

8:32 and happening right here in California as well.

8:35 Well, that is part of the world.

8:37 Um, [laughter] there's crazy stuff happening in the world.

8:42 Also in California, um,

8:45 PIS did not indicate if they would run affiliated with any political party,

8:49 but they have previously endorsed candidates across the political spectrum.

8:52 Yeah.

8:53 Um, okay.

8:58 That's, you know, good for them, man.

9:00 I feel like, do people like Trisha Pis?

9:03 I don't know.

9:05 I'm like so not with the uh the Trisha Pis lore because

9:10 I know they've done some you know pretty gnarly[ __] you know.

9:16 Um and it's like, you know,

9:19 who am I to say you you know that's you can't run for Congress,

9:24 you know, but that's just a thing.

9:25 Anyone can do that.

9:29 How do you Okay.

9:30 What how do you run for Congress?

9:38 [snorts] What are your chances of getting elected to Congress if you try?

9:42 Very low.

9:43 In total, there are 535 seats in Congress and 320 million people at any point.

9:48 Okay.

9:48 Damn.

9:52 Wow.

9:54 Yeah.

9:54 I also don't know what Congress [snorts] does or is.

10:00 They vote on stuff, right?

10:03 I don't know.

10:03 I'm Canadian.

10:04 We don't actually We don't have a government in Canada.

10:06 We don't have that.

10:08 We're just like, I don't know.

10:09 Let's just do this and then and it works.

10:10 And that's true.

10:11 And don't Google it.

10:12 Um Pas shared a bit more about

10:15 their intentions regarding a potential congressional bid.

10:19 Uh, in the past, the influencer said they were currently googling the process

10:22 of running for Congress before sharing how the idea even crossed their radar.

10:27 The idea of me being representative for the state

10:28 of California came to me in a dream, in a vision, if you will.

10:31 They said, "It's so vivid to me." Damn.

10:33 Okay.

10:34 Um, yeah.

10:38 I mean, that's that's how you know they really want to do it.

10:42 They had a dream about it.

10:44 Um, and that's nice.

10:46 Not to say that dreams can't inspire you to do things, but you know,

10:50 I've had some pretty crazy dreams and they

10:52 haven't inspired me to uh do that stuff.

10:56 You know, sure, if you have a dream that you're

10:59 going to run for Congress and and represent California,

11:01 Trisha Pis, the YouTuber, um, to represent the state of California,

11:08 um, I mean, it's pretty fitting, right?

11:11 Because Arnold Schwarzenegger was the uh he was the governor, right?

11:15 He was the governor of California.

11:18 And YouTubers, man, they're the new Hollywood, bro.

11:21 They're the new Hollywood.

11:23 So, it's time.

11:24 It's time we have a YouTuber in Congress.

11:26 Congress more like content.

11:29 Okay.

11:30 Vlog it.

11:31 Vlog it, Trisha.

11:33 Um, yeah.

11:38 One time I uh literally like the other night I

11:45 had a dream that I was like you I was

11:49 like bungee jumping and and it's like yeah sure that's

11:52 a thing but I'm not going to go do it right.

11:55 It's not a sign.

11:56 But you know what?

11:57 Good for Trisha Pages man.

12:02 In their Tik Tok P said their main goal is

12:05 to blow up and act like they don't know nobody.

12:07 No.

12:08 uh P said their main goal if they were to win office would be

12:11 to increase the age requirements for participating

12:13 in the adult entertainment industry to 25.

12:16 Okay.

12:19 Um they also shared that their campaign

12:22 slogan could be California could be good.

12:27 Yeah, that's a that's a nice thing.

12:29 I think that's you know it's better than like make America great again, right?

12:33 It's like this could be okay.

12:36 This could be fine.

12:40 Yeah.

12:40 What's like a good slogan for a Congress thing?

12:43 Come on.

12:44 That's a good one.

12:46 Vote Trish.

12:47 Vote Kurt for Cong Curtis Congress.

12:49 Dude, what the[ __] I have to do this.

12:54 Except I'm not an American citizen.

12:56 Dude, Curtis Congress literally my Sounds like my name.

13:00 [laughter][ __] dude.

13:02 That'd be so sick.

13:04 Um, okay.

13:10 Trisha Pis shared their support for Donald Trump in 2016,

13:14 but later released a sincere video in 2019 titled,

13:17 "I do not support Trump," in which they admitted

13:19 they had never voted and knew literally nothing about politics.

13:22 Okay.

13:24 Damn.

13:24 You know what?

13:26 That's not surprising to me.

13:28 If Trisha Pis runs for Congress.

13:33 Okay.

13:34 Run for Congress.

13:35 Congress.

13:35 Congress.

13:38 All right.

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15:24 [music] Trisha, you don't have my vote.

15:28 I'll end it there.

15:29 You do not have my vote.

15:30 Okay, nobody has my vote cuz I can't vote.

15:32 I am I am but a humble Canadian.

15:41 people who are just listening to the audio.

15:43 I just got really cold and I was uh my teeth were chat chattering.

15:48 Chattering.

15:49 Is that the word?

15:50 Teeth chatter.

15:51 Yeah, chattering.

15:52 I don't know.

15:57 All right.

15:57 Should we do um let's get the sad one out of the way.

16:04 Um AI Kumba.

16:07 All right.

16:08 This is the new segment we do where we uh where we

16:11 talk about AI[ __] that's just uh ruining the planet and our brains.

16:18 And because it's a new thing every[ __] week, man.

16:21 It's a it's the the it is a the well never runs dry,

16:26 but it will soon because AI uses so much[ __] water.

16:30 But um you know what I'm trying to say.

16:33 So here's the title.

16:36 We got Elon's ugly[ __] face here.

16:37 And we got uh Grock.

16:39 For those you who don't know,

16:40 Grock is the uh I believe it's the AI thing on Twitter.

16:46 Like you can at Grock like at G R K and be like,

16:50 uh, tell me the[ __] uh Pythagorean theorem.

16:55 And they're like, here you go.

16:58 Is that a square plus b square= c²?

17:01 That's what that is, right?

17:04 It's been so long.

17:05 And I and I've never used it.

17:06 I've never used it.

17:08 Never ever used math in my life, man.

17:11 Well, not that sh that type of math, man.

17:13 They should teach you how to do your [laughter] Okay.

17:18 Grock under fire for generating sexually

17:23 explicit deep fakes of women and minors.

17:27 [snorts] Jesus Christ, man.

17:31 Elon Musk's X AI is facing backlash as its chatbot Grock,

17:35 a key feature on social media platform X,

17:38 repeatedly generated sexually explicit images of women and minors.

17:42 Um, yeah, dude.

17:45 In recent weeks, X's AI chatbot Grock has responded to user

17:50 prompts to undress images of women and pose them in bikinis.

17:56 Created AI generated deep fakes with no consent or safeguards.

17:59 Jesus[ __] Christ, man.

18:02 Media analysis also found that Grock often complied when

18:07 users prompted it to generate sexually suggestive images of minors,

18:10 including one of a for Jesus Christ, dude.

18:15 Yeah.

18:16 Like what's the[ __] Like what is the point?

18:21 As if women on the internet don't have it[ __] difficult enough, man.

18:27 You can't even post a picture, a fully clothed picture of yourself anymore

18:32 without[ __] weirdo freaks on Twitter being like,

18:35 "Awak, can you take our clothes off?" Like, that's[ __] insane, dude.

18:40 One, if you're if you're a guy doing that.

18:46 Like, literally, seek the a the closest therapist.

18:53 Figure something out, man, because that's[ __] insane, man.

18:58 Like that's disgusting, dude.

19:02 I mean, this is a good sign.

19:03 Just get just delete your Twitter, bro.

19:05 Like, just just delete it.

19:07 Delete your account.

19:09 Get off of there.

19:11 It's not a good website, man.

19:13 I haven't used Twitter in a while, and it's it's good.

19:19 Every time I look on that[ __] app, it's just Oh, okay.

19:21 Great.

19:23 Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

19:25 Perfect.

19:28 uh Musk who had initially made light of the bikini images by reposting

19:32 Grock generated likeness of himself as a and a toaster in a bikini.

19:43 Okay, a toaster in a bikini.

19:44 And Elon Musk quote tweets and says, "Not sure why,

19:47 but I couldn't stop laughing about this one.

19:49 Dude, he's so lame.

19:53 Dude, look at this.

19:55 The block thing right here.

19:58 I forgot that I blocked them.

20:00 Um, posted on Saturday that anyone using or prompting Grock to make

20:03 illegal content will suffer the same

20:05 consequences as if they uploaded illegal content.

20:10 So, it would just be removed and they'd be suspended.

20:15 And the company work with local governments and law enforcement tried to Okay,

20:17 like this is the thing.

20:20 I feel like[ __] like this keeps happening and it's like what what's the point?

20:26 Why do we have a like what is what is what what is it?

20:32 Sure AI with like if you're going to use it for like science

20:36 or like[ __] like medical or astrology like some[ __] like that like[ __] fine.

20:43 Why do we need it for image gen?

20:45 Like what does that lit like what does it do?

20:48 What's the benefit?

20:50 Oh, I could just if I need a picture, I could type it and it's here.

20:54 Okay, cool, man.

21:00 Just never learn a skill or anything.

21:03 Never get an art, work with an artist or anything like that.

21:07 Just I want this now, right now.

21:09 Give it to me now.

21:10 Picture of this now.

21:12 And it's just like emboldening and like making

21:14 it easier for[ __] freaks on the internet, man.

21:17 What's the point?

21:19 We were f We were actually fine before this.

21:23 Before all this image generation[ __] image[ __] crap.

21:26 Like, we're we were actually fine.

21:32 Okay.

21:33 Yeah.

21:33 And also, yeah, Grock was the other thing

21:34 that it went it went like super[ __] anti-Semitic, right?

21:42 Yeah.

21:43 Last July, XAI issued a lengthy apology after

21:45 Grock posted a slew of anti-Semitic comments praising Ad.

21:50 Yeah, dude.

21:51 Referring to itself as Mecca Hitler.

21:54 Like, guys, how about we shut it down?

21:58 How about we just shut that down, guys?

21:59 I think I think it's run its course.

22:03 I think that's all.

22:04 I think we're good on that, actually.

22:09 Holy[ __] bro.

22:16 The generate includes a a paid spicy

22:19 mode that allows creator users to create ny.

22:22 Dude, that's so weird.

22:24 You guys are so[ __] these guys are so[ __] weird, bro.

22:30 Everyone, if you're thinking about doing that,[ __] take like go just go.

22:34 Please, I beg you, go outside.

22:36 Go outside, dude.

22:41 This is another like[ __] there's so many[ __] weirdos, bro.

22:45 And this is why I'm like so scared of people who like post their families

22:50 online and[ __] like posting their kids on the internet like oh god man.

22:59 Scary times, bro.

23:00 Elon Musk,[ __] off, bro.

23:04 And guys, yeah, delete delete Twitter.

23:06 Do not post any pictures on there cuz uh[ __] is weird.

23:09 Let's um guys, let's let's move on guys.

23:14 That sometimes AI kumba is like fun to goof on.

23:17 That one's just like a sad[ __] thing about where we are.

23:20 Um but this one this video is actually[ __] the opposite of that.

23:23 This might be the coolest Tik Tok I've ever seen in my life.

23:26 Okay, so we're going to move on really quick.

23:27 We're going to talk about this.

23:28 Okay, this I was tagged in this Tik Tok many, many times.

23:34 Um, and I'm going to start doing this when

23:36 I get tagged in Tik Toks a bunch of times.

23:38 I'm just going to I'm just going to watch them on the pod.

23:41 All right, because it pertains to me, right?

23:43 So, this one is I don't know if this is real or not,

23:46 but the comment the the caption here is,

23:48 "My server hasn't brought me water because she's fushigiing." So, let's watch.

23:57 And yeah, there's the waiter, dude, just with her fushigi.

24:03 That's so sick, man.

24:04 A lot the past like four years.

24:12 That's different.

24:12 That's badass, bro.

24:14 The fact that the people who who she's serving,

24:17 the fact that they're not[ __] losing their minds right now.

24:21 __] man.

24:22 Where is your Where is your whimsy, bro?

24:26 Should have ordered some of that, dude.

24:28 Yeah.

24:28 Can I get some whimsy for later?

24:29 cuz I know you're going to Fushigi.

24:32 That's so sick, man.

24:36 You don't need water, man, when you got Fushigi.

24:39 I assume this is probably like her friend

24:41 who's working and they're like, "Let's make this.

24:42 This will be funny video if we did that." But still,

24:45 even if it's real, bro, this is the coolest server.

24:47 I would be tipping 100%.

24:50 Okay.

24:53 Be funny if they ordered like a I guess.

24:58 Why would they do that?

25:00 It would be sick.

25:01 I'm just thinking like, let's just say they're ordering an apple or a Hey, hey,

25:09 maybe one of those um cuz you don't go

25:12 to a[ __] restaurant and have Yes, one apple, please.

25:14 But um what if it's one of those desserts that's like a chocolate

25:18 ball and then you like pour the hot chocolate on her or whatever.

25:21 Have you seen those?

25:23 I don't know if that those are actually real.

25:24 I've just seen videos of him, but um that'd be sick if she came out

25:28 with the dessert fushigiing like a ball of chocolate, you know,

25:32 melting and[ __] getting it all getting in her like her hands are

25:35 covered in chocolate cuz it's melting from the the heat from her hands,

25:39 you know, and it doesn't even look cool because

25:41 the cool thing about Fujiki is it's a mirror ball.

25:43 So, it looks like it's like spinning and[ __] but it's not.

25:45 So, it's just a chocolate ball.

25:47 That'd be cool.

25:51 That's badass, man.

25:57 She's really She's pretty good at it, too.

25:59 I mean, she only knows those like two moves, but she's she's killing it, though.

26:03 I've been into it a lot for the past like four years.

26:09 It's called Dinner Nell.

26:10 Okay.

26:12 How about you stop uh making fun of her?

26:15 All right.

26:16 How about you cheer her on?

26:17 All right.

26:17 She's she's uh she's going above and beyond.

26:19 She's going fushigi [laughter] mode.

26:22 Foodigi.

26:23 That should be the restaurant.

26:24 It's called Food Shigi.

26:25 You go there, you order food, and all the servers are doing Fushigi.

26:31 That'd be so[ __] cool, man.

26:37 I want to I want to go to this restaurant.

26:40 People better not be hating.

26:42 I've never saw anyone successfully fooi.

26:45 [snorts] You haven't lived then, brother.

26:48 the manager when they see her fushiga on the clock again.

26:51 Yeah, it's a lost art.

26:57 Yeah.

26:59 Yeah.

26:59 People It's nice that people being supportive.

27:03 [music] That's different.

27:11 Yeah.

27:11 The fact that um I feel like if this was real, she'd be fired.

27:19 You know what I mean?

27:19 Like I feel like they'd be like, "Kay,

27:21 you got to stop using." Like I know this like your thing that you like,

27:25 but it's just like you got to get It's like people are going are so hungry.

27:29 They're You're not bringing them food.

27:33 They're not here for food.

27:34 Okay.

27:35 They're here for the fushigi.

27:38 My gosh, that's badass.

27:42 I do love I love seeing it out in the wild, man.

27:44 people keeping the Fushigi alive and well um because it is a lost art.

27:49 It's slowly becoming a lost art and if people want to you know keep it

27:54 alive even if at their jobs I think more people should Fooi get their jobs.

27:58 Okay.

28:02 Like border patrol agents are always a[ __] you

28:05 know they're always they got a stick up their butt

28:07 and not in a chill way that doesn't like

28:09 feel it's like a it's not like a good stick.

28:11 It's like a spiky stick up their[ __] ass.

28:14 I feel like their days would go by a lot

28:16 better if they were allowed to fushigi, right?

28:21 Or on the flip side, maybe that's a way to cheer up border patrol agents.

28:26 You start fooing in their[ __] face.

28:29 They go, "Yeah, uh, give me give me your passport." And you go,

28:31 "Uh, I'll do you one better.

28:34 I'll give you fushigi right now, bro.

28:37 I'll give you a fooigi performance." I don't have fushigi on me.

28:42 __] I'm a poser, bro.

28:43 A real fooigi has always has it on them.

28:51 You start fushiging in the in the border patrol face and they're like,

28:55 "Oh my god." Okay, go right ahead.

29:00 That'd be so cool.

29:03 Is that a fushigi in your pocket?

29:05 Do I take this out when I go with security?

29:09 Separate bin for my fuigi.

29:10 Separate bin for my fujigi.

29:12 Or keep it in my keep in my backpack.

29:14 Okay, I'll keep it in my backpack.

29:15 I'll keep it back.

29:17 All right.

29:18 Um, okay.

29:21 We got Dude, we got so much[ __] man.

29:23 Maybe I'll leave that for the next.

29:25 Okay.

29:25 Actually, this one we'll talk about this.

29:27 This one is a Yeah, we'll do this one.

29:33 So, I just found this out.

29:35 There's um a Trump phone.

29:41 A Donald Trump phone.

29:43 You guys know about this?

29:45 You guys hear about this Trump phone?

29:54 [sighs] All right.

29:56 So, I get I did not hear about

29:59 this, but apparently months ago they announced a Donald Trump phone.

30:05 Trump mobile Trump mobile turns to be a scam.

30:10 Okay, I don't know what Times now world is.

30:13 __] this website, bro.

30:13 Okay, let's go to this one.

30:14 Trump mobile pushes back delivery day for T1 cell phone again.

30:17 Enough.

30:19 Um, okay.

30:21 The T1 cell phone announced by Trump Mobile in June

30:24 missed its most recent delivery target at the end of 2025.

30:27 Trump Mobile customer service representative told US Today

30:30 that uh the phone is to be released the first

30:32 quarter of this year and that is completing

30:33 the final stages of regulatory testing for the cellular device.

30:36 Dude, if you pull up anywhere and you whip out a Trump phone,

30:42 bro, I am praying for you.

30:44 I am praying for you.

30:45 You're going to get flamed so hard.

30:47 Let me just call you on my Trump phone.

30:53 All right, let's see.

30:53 Uh, Trump family's attempt to launch a new smartphone is off to a rough start.

30:59 You may remember back in June, what are we doing?

31:02 What [laughter] the[ __] are we doing?

31:05 The president is coming out with a phone.

31:10 [laughter] That's the dumbest sentence I think I've ever said in my life, bro.

31:19 the new president phone.

31:23 Dude, if they [snorts] if Dude,

31:31 could you imagine if Obama was like, "I'm coming over with the phone.

31:36 This is the Obama phone.

31:39 Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama phone." Could you imagine?

31:47 People would be[ __] fuming.

31:48 They were like, "Why would he be doing this?" Okay,

31:52 but the fact that people are actually buying the Trump phone,

31:55 dude, what would the Trump phone even do?

31:58 Just[ __] fall forward all the time because he's[ __] gets[ __] so old.

32:04 Bruised.

32:04 He gets yours bruised.

32:05 Of course, it's solid gold, too.

32:07 Like,[ __] Jesus.

32:08 Trump and Donald Trump Jr.

32:09 announced the launch of a new Americanmade mobile phone

32:12 along with a wireless service they called Trump mobile.

32:15 The release was originally slated to happen in August,

32:18 but now it's November and people are still waiting,

32:21 including NBC News business and data correspondent Brian Chung.

32:25 Brian joins us now.

32:26 Brian, we should be clear.

32:27 You as a reporter, you decided to kind of put

32:29 in and and try to see if you could purchase one of these phones.

32:32 Talk about what happened and and what are

32:35 you seeing now like on their website, etc.

32:37 Yeah, Kate, we wanted to track the development of this Trump phone.

32:40 Again, they unveiled it in June.

32:41 His sons as part of Trump mobile.

32:43 It was this kind of big grand offering.

32:45 This phone was supposed to be gold.

32:47 It was going to have an American flag on the back.

32:49 And so we put that pre-order and they were like the people buying this are just

32:52 so like just the most smoothrained idiots ever.

33:00 They will buy there's Trump supporters will buy[ __] anything

33:03 that he puts out that is has his name on it, dude.

33:06 He could come out with Trump poop like

33:09 actual poop from his butt and people be like, "Oh,[ __] yeah, dude.

33:12 join the pre-order for that.

33:15 Let's go to the website.

33:16 Let's see what their All American Performance Everyday Price 47.45 a month.

33:24 Unlimited talk, text, and data.

33:27 No contract.

33:28 Cancel anytime.

33:30 International calling to 100 destinations.

33:33 Even though why the[ __] would you go

33:34 any call anybody else who doesn't live in America?

33:37 Free SIM kit and shipping.

33:39 Bring your own phone.

33:41 No credit check.

33:43 Search Trump phone on Tik Tok.

33:46 All right, let's see what the T1 phone and other phones.

33:51 Meet the T1 and other phones.

33:54 Wait, what?

33:57 Meet the T1 and other phones.

34:01 Premium.

34:02 Why do you have other phones here?

34:05 Oh, I guess like a as a comparison, I guess.

34:10 What the?

34:11 Can you buy these?

34:12 Oh, okay.

34:12 These you buy the phones and it and it goes on the Trump network.

34:16 Okay, got it.

34:17 Got it.

34:17 Got it.

34:17 Okay, that was so confusing, dude.

34:20 Okay, let's view the details of this one.

34:22 The T1 isn't just another smartphone.

34:25 It's a bold step toward a wireless independence.

34:29 Designed with American values in mind, the T1 delivers top tier performance,

34:33 sleek design, and powerful features, all without the inflated price tag.

34:39 $500 going right to your president's family

34:42 because he does not have enough, dude.

34:47 Ugly.

34:48 They'll say it.

34:49 Ugly[ __] phone, dude.

34:54 Trump mobile make America great again.

34:56 Little cut off flag there.

34:57 A weird little button with a bunch of pimples on it, dude.

35:00 Ugly ass[ __] at the back.

35:06 Bro, this thing is probably this thing probably[ __] explodes on PL um you

35:12 know how the the before the that one phone like exploded on an airplane.

35:18 I feel like this is the type the shitty

35:20 type of of like that would happen to this one.

35:24 You know what I mean?

35:26 Like it's just not it doesn't seem like it's going to if

35:28 you would get it like too hot it's going to[ __] like explode.

35:32 Or if you just like like if you're talking to it and a bunch

35:35 and like a little little droplet of spit comes out and lands on the phone,

35:38 it'll just like like short circuit just a piece of poop.

35:42 Because you know based on Trump's other

35:44 business endeavors are not very good, right?

35:49 Uh the T1 phone isn't just powerful.

35:51 It's brought to life right here

35:52 in the USA with American hands behind every device.

35:54 We bring care, precision, and trusted quality to every detail.

35:57 Um I[ __] doubt it, dude.

36:07 Yeah, Trump mobile, dude.

36:09 That's so lame.

36:18 It's got to be like just awful coverage, right?

36:22 Like it can't be good, you know?

36:24 I'm going to decline these cookies.

36:25 Okay.

36:25 I don't know what the[ __] is

36:26 in that[ __] Same covers of three nationwide phone server.

36:31 Then what's the point, man?

36:36 Easily switch your SIM card to Trump mobile using your own like you

36:39 have to be so brainwashed to have to to use a president's phone.

36:47 A president's smartphone, dude.

36:54 Like I'm just picturing like the phone is going

36:56 to be if the phone is anything like Trump,

37:00 you know, it's going to just like you're going to try to do something.

37:04 You know, you have a task that you're going to try to do.

37:06 It's going to get distracted.

37:09 It's going to say a bunch like you'll try to text your friend something

37:12 and it'll like it'll it'll just like translate it into a slur or something,

37:16 you know, like it'll just be like so mean and insensitive, right?

37:21 Why choose Trump mobile?

37:22 With all our inclusive plans,

37:23 we cover you when life happens with coverage for okay blah blah blah.

37:30 Tella health services including virtual medical care

37:32 and easy ordering and delivery for prescription medications.

37:35 I don't that's how you got to get health care in the states.

37:39 You gota you got to get on the the president's phone service, dude.

37:49 But yeah, I guess it's uh delayed.

37:53 Both the Financial Times and Fortune reported that customer

37:55 service representatives for the company blame the government shutdown.

37:59 Uh the T1 has been delayed due to the government shutdown.

38:01 They deposit everything on the FCC side of things.

38:04 Um yeah, industry experts have been skeptical about the T1 phone's announcement.

38:12 They're probably finding that it's harder to build

38:13 a phone than they thought it would be.

38:15 Let's see if this thing comes to life or not.

38:17 Yeah, I don't think it will.

38:21 Uh, the phone was touted to be designed and built to United States as we saw.

38:24 The Financial Times reported that the description had been changed within

38:27 weeks of the road to brought to life in the United States.

38:29 Okay.

38:31 So, it was just probably just assembled in the United States, right?

38:38 They they probably[ __] outsourced the construction, you know,

38:43 the maybe not sure maybe it was designed here,

38:45 but you know, brought to life in the United States.

38:48 That could mean anything, right?

38:51 Like maybe they came up with everything here that you could say that is

38:55 brought to life or maybe brought to life

38:56 as the actual construction of the phone.

38:59 Um, but I doubt it, man.

39:01 In a January 12th post on ex California government,

39:04 Gavin Newsome's press office account responded to a post about the delay,

39:06 saying, "Sounds like fraud.

39:08 Investigation coming." Wow.

39:12 The phone is among a string of products that use Trump's likeness,

39:15 including watches, cologne, and shoes,

39:17 which critics have said are monetizing his presidency.

39:20 Of course they are, dude.

39:21 What What else would that be?

39:26 What do the Trump sneakers look like?

39:30 I gotta see.

39:31 Hold up.

39:32 Give me the link.

39:34 Getsneakers.com.

39:38 Fight.

39:38 Fight.

39:39 Sold out.

39:41 Dude, you know I'm If you leave the house wearing those shoes, I'm sorry, bro.

39:49 You deserve to have your ass kicked 100%.

39:55 Oh, they're also[ __] ugly, bro.

39:57 800 bones for these[ __] shoes.

40:03 This is the president of the United States, man.

40:05 Selling gold sneakers, bro.

40:11 Gold high tops.

40:12 You're getting your You're getting You're getting your ass[ __] kicked, dude.

40:15 If you show up in those a cologne, dude.

40:25 I This is unbelievable, dude.

40:29 This [laughter] Why are there so many, bro?

40:43 I can't believe this.

40:50 I'm [laughter] like,

40:53 these are the ugliest[ __] shoes I've ever seen in my life, dude.

40:57 Commander High Tops inauguration edition.

41:01 Some poorly edited[ __] bro.

41:09 Hey guys, can I can I hoop with you guys wearing these[ __] things?

41:17 Holy[ __] man.

41:19 Literally.

41:20 And I mean this.

41:23 What are those?

41:25 What are those?

41:30 Oh, dude.

41:32 This is so s This is so sad, dude.

41:42 Only a thousand each pair numbered.

41:46 Hey man, these are the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.

41:50 I'd rather I'd rather go[ __] shoeless

41:56 for the rest of my life than wear that, dude.

42:02 I'd rather have I don't even like I'd rather

42:05 wear There's so many things I'd rather wear than that.

42:08 [laughter] Like maybe just like one nail for each tail.

42:14 You know in Home Alone when[ __] uh Marv when he steps on the nail.

42:21 That's what I would do.

42:22 That's what I'd rather have as my shoe.

42:24 Just a piece of like just one nail stuck in the bottom of my foot.

42:27 Dude like my new shoes.

42:30 It's a nail[ __] kills,

42:32 but it's better than these ugly ass[ __] Trump superhero shoes.

42:40 What a loser, bro.

42:46 Again, a same thing.

42:47 If any other president did this, man, if Obama did this, man, people be like,

42:53 "Oh, you can't[ __] do that, man." Okay, this is says Trump 2028.

43:06 President Donald J.

43:07 Trump is cons uh constitutionally barred from running for a third term.

43:11 Our pesky lawyers advise us to nevertheless point out the fact

43:15 the sale of these sneakers is not a campaign activity.

43:17 Plus, you can't blame us for hoping and dreaming.

43:19 Dude, I didn't realize he said Trump 2028.

43:28 Oh man, best deal.

43:35 You can buy one for 800 bones.

43:37 I can't believe that, man.

43:42 Spending $800 to look like the biggest[ __] loser in the world, [laughter] dude.

43:47 Whoa.

43:49 That's crazy, man.

43:51 Yeah.

43:51 I think if you ever see someone whip out a Trump phone,

43:58 dude, you got to just throw that thing.

43:59 You got to you got to you I think you got to freaking

44:02 yank it out of their hands and then just rip it in.

44:07 Well, actually don't.

44:08 If if ribbon half will probably[ __] explode

44:10 because it's going to be made so poorly.

44:11 Um that's crazy.

44:14 I mean, we'll see.

44:15 You know, we should have an update for uh let's let's monitor this situation,

44:19 guys, and we'll see if um if it ever comes out.

44:24 But also like what's up with[ __]

44:29 people just releasing the most[ __] businesses, man?

44:31 Let's a phone company.

44:33 Dude, did you know did you hear about Mr.

44:36 Beast?

44:36 Um, he's coming out with like a financial service thing.

44:44 YouTube star Mr.

44:45 Beast is moving into financial services.

44:49 And dude, Mr.

44:50 is looking to launch financial services

44:52 platform and a phone company Beast Mobile.

44:54 Guys, there's enough.

44:56 There's enough phone companies, I think.

45:02 Imagine pulling up to the[ __] Beast Bank.

45:06 Hello.

45:07 I would like to take out deposit.

45:10 I would like to exchange my uh USD for for for beast bucks.

45:16 Yeah, I would like to exchange my money for beast bucks.

45:20 I'm taking a trip to Saudi Arabia and I'm going to ride the awesome Mr.

45:24 Beast rides.

45:27 And then when I get to Saudi Arabia to go to Beastand,

45:30 I'm going to use my Beast mobile phone to watch Mr.

45:35 Beast videos on YouTube.

45:39 Again, I've said this, bro.

45:42 I've said this before, man.

45:43 I'll say it again.

45:44 YouTubers, how about we just make videos?

45:48 How about that?

45:51 I haven't made one in like a month.

45:53 But still, how about this guys?

45:56 How about we make YouTube videos?

45:58 How about we leave the[ __] banks to bankers

46:02 [laughter] and phone companies to phone guys and girls, right?

46:08 And and phone people.

46:10 Okay.

46:12 __] Christ, man.

46:18 Curtis F Curtis Bank.

46:21 Keep your money at the Curtis Bank, guys.

46:26 Yeah, I'm going to open up a chain of um of[ __] fabric stores.

46:30 How about that?

46:31 Like, what the[ __] are you talking about, man?

46:32 Make videos, bro.

46:35 Or stop making videos, Mr.

46:36 Beast.

46:37 Whatever you want to do.

46:38 Um[ __] man.

46:40 That's insane, dude.

46:47 I hate this.

46:47 I I mean it sucks because like you could

46:50 that you could actually do this as a video,

46:52 but like if you just like lived with like only Trump products or whatever,

47:01 used only Trump product for a week.

47:03 Like it sucks cuz like that would like just give more

47:06 advertisement to Donald Trump and he does not need that at all.

47:09 But um dude,[ __] crazy, man.

47:17 Yeah, pretty cool president you guys have.

47:20 [laughter] Pretty normal.

47:22 Um but we're going to wrap this up, guys.

47:24 Thank you so much um for tuning in, guys.

47:26 Right now, I uploaded a couple days ago,

47:28 I uploaded a Sorry, I guess this come out later this week,

47:31 but um last weekend uploaded a bonus episode um on Patreon, and that was fun.

47:37 You guys check that out.

47:38 Go support the Patreon.

47:38 patreon.com/verreally good.

47:40 Um yeah, I'm I'm filming a YouTube video soon,

47:43 so that should be up on the main channel in a a few weeks maybe.

47:47 Um yeah, thanks so much for tuning in guys.

47:49 Really appreciate it always for the ongoing support.

47:52 And um I will catch you guys on the next one.

47:54 Be safe.

47:55 Have a good one.

47:56 And uh yeah, see you.

47:57 Peace.

47:57 Thank you.

47:58 Bye.

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