Meeting Strangers in the American Wilderness
TommyVODS
0:01 Hello.
0:14 [sighs] [gasps] [gasps] Does it work?
0:23 [panting] [clears throat]
0:29 [sighs]
0:30 Are there ads now?
0:37 How bad is the lag on a scale of 1 to 10?
0:44 How is it?
0:46 Two.
0:47 [laughter] No, that's why there's people about.
0:50 Look, guys, let me just show you what the plan was for today.
0:53 I'm in the murky underworld of America.
0:55 It's actually horrid.
0:58 I was going to go all the way around here and I was going to take
1:02 you with me all the way around to that bridge and then end up back here.
1:06 It was going to be an amazing circuit.
1:09 It was going to be this amazing thing where you'd all think,
1:11 "Oh my god, he's doing the IRL stream.
1:14 He actually knows how to do it.
1:16 He's down with everyone." I was going to do this beautiful stream.
1:20 It was going to be so beautiful.
1:23 But look, while I'm here, let's talk.
1:27 Spread the news.
1:28 I'm in the wild, okay?
1:30 No lag no more.
1:32 And maybe [snorts] I could just go up to people that walk by and say hello.
1:36 I do not know.
1:38 I do not know what it is to do.
1:41 Look, I'll get a nice shot.
1:45 Oh, hi.
1:46 Yeah.
1:48 Hi.
1:49 Oh, didn't No, no need to respond, I suppose.
1:52 Look everyone.
1:55 Oh, wait.
1:57 Let me get a far greater shot.
2:00 Oh, I should have brought a tripod of sorts.
2:04 Oh, my phone's covered in mud.
2:14 If there's one thing you should know, Tommy in it never gives up.
2:25 You might have thought after all the business that's happened,
2:30 after all the crazy stuff that I'd just give up like that.
2:34 I'd just not do my small IRL American stream.
2:39 You'd be damn crazy.
2:42 I'm going to hang out here for a bit until
2:47 I run out of content to do in this small.
2:50 Just so you know, my as I say, walk all the way around here.
2:54 There was going to be tons of content, tons of stuff to riff off of.
2:58 I was going to be riffing all night long.
3:00 Instead, I am now stuck to this patch.
3:05 If I go over there, if I go over there, the stream crashes.
3:11 It's over.
3:14 So, I'm stuck to this patch.
3:19 What do I do, Tommy?
3:22 And it has been contained.
3:24 It does seem that way.
3:27 There's some dogs over here.
3:29 I could say hello.
3:30 It feels slightly irresponsible to show up.
3:31 Imagine if 600 people just showed up to where you are.
3:34 This would be wrong.
3:36 So, socially, it does feel inappropriate to just go up to people.
3:38 If people had to come up to me, I shall allow it.
3:43 Oh my gosh, a dog is into the water over there.
3:48 Tommy, are you going to catch a fish?
3:49 I see no fish.
3:50 I'm not going to go into the water because if you look,
3:53 it's actually the most grim, disgusting thing I've seen in my entire life.
3:58 Oh my gosh, that dog is causing a goddamn ruckus.
4:03 Guys, I'm going to need some challenges
4:05 from the chat in order to make this interesting.
4:10 Look, I can kick stuff.
4:12 Oh, yeah.
4:12 Look at this.
4:12 Watch this.
4:13 I do it first.
4:14 But this is what it looks like, by the way.
4:15 For every time I kick something, this is what it looks like.
4:19 WHOA.
4:20 [laughter] LOOK AT THAT.
4:21 That is POV.
4:22 Tommy in it.
4:22 And you're kicking a pine cone.
4:24 You just got that for free.
4:25 People have to pay for stuff on streaming services.
4:27 Not here.
4:28 Oh no.
4:30 Oh god.
4:30 I've trotting water.
4:34 Um, I could uh I'm It's unclear to me what to do.
4:45 Um, I'm actually entirely contained in this area.
4:49 Drink the water.
4:51 100 subs and I'll spoon a bit of the water into my hands.
4:54 I don't need There's a small There's a tiny tadpole.
4:59 Oh my gosh.
5:00 Look at what's in here.
5:01 Maybe we can do find some little creatures together.
5:04 Let's have a prod around.
5:07 [laughter] Guys, first things first, you must try and identify some creatures.
5:14 Not seeing anything with my big big stick.
5:19 All right, I'm creating to them.
5:20 By the way, I'm like Godzilla.
5:22 This is my This is the fame Tommy and it mud stream.
5:24 By the way, every sub I get, by the way, I hit the mud.
5:28 Can you tell me if I have a sub,
5:30 by the cuz I don't know if I have every sub I hit the mud.
5:36 How do I check alert event list?
5:39 It doesn't show.
5:40 How do I check the event list?
5:42 I actually do not know how.
5:45 Have I got one sub today?
5:48 To me, I haven't.
5:50 Rewards.
5:51 No, I don't want to do a reward.
5:53 I want Have I got one sub?
6:00 Why has it gone blurry?
6:02 It to me I haven't.
6:03 Oh.
6:03 Oh, event list from 4 days ago.
6:08 Oh, it's fil it's on filter.
6:10 I need to include Okay, include Twitch.
6:12 Don't include follows.
6:14 Let me check the filter now.
6:16 I've been getting subs.
6:18 I got one sub 19 minutes ago.
6:20 Okay, that is that really is that right?
6:24 Not obviously not.
6:25 I would never complain.
6:26 I'm just wonder I'm just wondering.
6:27 Why has he gone blurry?
6:30 Okay, the subs aren't loading.
6:32 You're just going to have to tell me.
6:34 Okay, every time we get a sub, we hit the mud.
6:35 Oh, we got a sub.
6:36 Yes.
6:37 Yes.
6:40 All right, that was be three.
6:43 Three.
6:44 One, two, three.
6:45 That every time I get a sub, I hit the mud.
6:47 Don't worry.
6:48 This is my infamous mud tree.
6:49 And guess what?
6:50 If we get if you can manage to hear our our goal today if everyone
6:54 spams we love you Tommy in it in the chat I'll be making a mud creature.
6:59 No way.
7:00 [laughter] So please if everyone can start getting that spam
7:03 in the chat we will be creating the mud creature.
7:12 All right that's a lot of subs.
7:16 All right.
7:17 All right, guys.
7:18 This is the beginning of the mud creature.
7:23 No way.
7:23 Every sub, I'm gonna create another section of the mud creature.
7:27 This is a big part of him.
7:31 This is going to be his spine.
7:34 Oh, mate.
7:35 Oh,[ __] Oh,[ __] And I know this this doesn't
7:39 seem like the sort of thing a 21-year-old man was doing.
7:41 I was, as I say, I was intending to go on a mature walk.
7:45 This is going to be a mature walking stream.
7:48 Maybe we'd even have deep chats on this walk.
7:49 I don't know.
7:50 But instead, I'm here and I'm contained.
7:54 So, this is what I'm going to have to do now.
7:58 Okay.
8:02 I'm going to need some more.
8:02 We love you, Tommy.
8:03 If you want me to keep making the mud monster.
8:08 Oh my gosh, this dog is doing crazy stuff.
8:14 I don't know if I have it socially in me to go up to these people and ask them,
8:18 "Can I say hello to your dog?
8:21 It feels like it's wrong." Oh, I don't know.
8:26 Right.
8:27 The creature's doing well.
8:29 All right.
8:34 Um, [sighs] I can ask someone if if they film
8:46 the camera while I do my famous Tommy in it sub dance.
8:48 I really [laughter] come here.
8:50 I'm just stuck in this area cuz if I go out of this area, I I lose connection.
8:55 This is insane.
8:57 All right.
8:57 Okay.
8:58 Oh, mate.
8:59 Look, guys.
8:59 There's a dog doing a urination.
9:02 Hello, mate.
9:10 Hia.
9:11 Oh, didn't appreciate that.
9:13 All right.
9:13 Fives over there.
9:14 Not apt for Tommy in it.
9:16 This is fine.
9:17 You know, two young people probably don't want to see me shouting,
9:20 "Hi," and then playing with mud on the floor.
9:23 That's fine, though.
9:24 That's fine.
9:26 Oh my god, the dogs are fighting over there.
9:28 This is not good.
9:29 Actually, you know what?
9:30 This is probably a private affair.
9:31 It's not a good look on the dog.
9:32 I'm just going to describe it.
9:35 Oh man, things are getting tense in my area.
9:40 This is my area, by the way.
9:42 I'm going to test the bounds.
9:43 Yeah.
9:44 Oh, hi.
9:45 How you doing?
9:45 It's good.
9:46 Well, how are you?
9:48 Good.
9:48 Yeah.
9:48 Oh, nice.
9:49 My name's Tom Simons.
9:50 I'm just doing a Twitch stream.
9:52 Yeah.
9:52 Yeah.
9:55 All right, then.
9:56 Well, I'll uh see you see you later.
9:57 All right, guys.
9:58 So, I didn't necessarily succeed in that social interaction.
10:01 Um, but that's all right.
10:02 That's all right.
10:03 Okay.
10:03 We learn what what we learn most from is our mistakes.
10:07 Um, all right.
10:09 Aha.
10:11 A beautiful leaning area.
10:13 Oh, okay.
10:20 All right.
10:21 Oh.
10:24 All right.
10:24 That's not going to be the area we use anymore.
10:27 Sorry everyone.
10:28 Sorry.
10:30 Um, the dogs are officially in the water.
10:35 As I say, the vibes over there not really for me.
10:37 I've kind of secluded myself on my area like hiding in the shadows.
10:42 Uh, I don't really want to go over
10:43 to that bit now cuz there's a load of dogs playing.
10:45 Doesn't really feel right to broadcast that to 1500 people.
10:48 You got to have a lot of responsibility with these RL
10:50 streams because once something's on the internet, it's there forever.
10:54 That dog's on the table.
10:55 He's put his dog on the table.
11:01 Sorry, I didn't know you were allowed to do that.
11:04 All right, guys.
11:06 I'm officially going to Do you agree I should push the boundaries?
11:11 I'm going to try going over to the bridge.
11:15 You see the bridge over there?
11:18 I'm going to try it.
11:20 And if it if it crashes, then you know that I have to stay contained.
11:30 Socially, by the way, I imagine the stream had lots of seclusion in it.
11:32 I was going to be deep in the woods.
11:33 I was going to be alone.
11:34 And instead, I'm actually surrounded by people.
11:37 And socially, it doesn't feel quite so right to uh be doing this.
11:42 Feels wrong is the word I'd use.
11:47 All right.
11:47 Let me know how the lag is, everybody.
11:54 There's a ton of a American individuals around me.
12:05 [snorts] All right.
12:08 How is it?
12:08 How is it?
12:12 We all right?
12:12 We all right?
12:13 Okay.
12:14 Okay, guys.
12:15 We've officially extended the boundaries of my contamination.
12:21 The mudstream has taken a beautiful turn.
12:25 If I'm honest with you,
12:26 I'm hoping someone recognizes me so then I can get them to hold
12:30 the camera and use one of my viewers as a puppet of sorts.
12:34 This is my ideal situation right now, but it does seem unlikely.
12:43 All right.
12:44 Okay.
12:45 We are officially on the bridge.
12:49 Look at this everyone.
12:50 All right.
12:50 All right.
12:50 All right.
12:51 Oh god.
12:53 Take this in.
12:55 Really take this in, everyone.
12:56 Oh, too too zoomed.
12:58 Look at that.
12:59 Everybody, would you just I mean, this is what you pay to see, isn't it?
13:05 This is why you pay me the big bucks.
13:07 How much was it to watch this stream?
13:08 $0.
13:09 Is that right?
13:10 Still, that's why we do what we do.
13:15 Well, I've achieved my my goal of of getting to the bridge.
13:19 I need I don't want to drop my phone now.
13:27 All right.
13:28 Ice by with my little eye.
13:30 Something beginning with W.
13:37 Yeah.
13:37 Water.
13:38 Yeah.
13:38 Nice one.
13:40 It's hot.
13:42 It's hot out here.
13:44 I'm going to try going into the woods.
13:46 I believe I can do it.
13:50 Come on.
13:51 I can do it, man.
13:52 This stream is about going into the wild.
13:55 I'm not just going to sit about here alone like a punk.
14:01 Oh, yeah.
14:05 Right, we got to cross this road.
14:07 It's a big It uh can't go over there, it seems.
14:53 Well, let's set on this nice bit.
14:56 Look at this.
15:01 I Well, [sighs] it's just not right, is it?
15:36 like a divorced dad.
15:37 Let's reminisce while I sit in this chair, everyone.
15:41 Well, oh son, this is me talking to my imaginary son.
15:47 He sat there.
15:48 Well, there were the walls, of course.
15:50 Oh gosh.
15:53 Then there were the vlogs.
15:54 Yes.
15:57 Then there was the group channel.
15:58 Oh, don't get me started.
16:01 Oh, then there was the podcast.
16:03 Oh, a lot of talking on that one.
16:06 Roblox for a time.
16:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:10 There was Sky Block, too.
16:11 Yes.
16:12 Yes.
16:12 Yes.
16:14 I don't look schizophrenic.
16:16 I look like I'm doing Whoever said that in chat,
16:18 I look like I'm doing a nice thing.
16:26 This didn't go how I wanted it to go,
16:28 but as you can see, no matter what my optim, how you doing?
16:34 Nice.
16:34 I'm just uh doing a Twitch stream.
16:36 Would you mind holding the camera for me or is that Are you busy?
16:38 Is that all right?
16:40 Thank you.
16:40 Sorry, there's just about there's a thousand odd people watching this.
16:44 Yeah.
16:44 Yeah.
16:45 What's your name?
16:45 Sorry.
16:47 Ish.
16:46 Ish.
16:47 Yeah.
16:47 How you doing, Ish?
16:48 Right then.
16:48 Uh
16:49 Ish.
16:49 I was just doing some remembering on that red chair over there.
16:53 I'm just going to go down to this bit down here if you want to come with.
16:55 Obviously, you don't have to if you Oh, he's cool.
16:57 Thank you, Ish.
16:58 Thank you.
16:59 You sure you don't mind being on the internet?
17:00 No, it's fine.
17:01 All right.
17:01 All right, Ish.
17:02 Well, if we go down here.
17:04 And how's your experience so far of me Oh, no.
17:06 You don't want to hold it that way.
17:08 No, this way.
17:08 That way is perfect.
17:10 And how would you say your experience so far of meeting me has been?
17:13 Pretty good.
17:15 That's nice, actually.
17:16 Yeah.
17:16 Yeah.
17:16 So, if you go down here, go all the way down.
17:21 And if you wantish, if you could sort of Are you a very cinematic guy?
17:26 Uh, not too much, I will say.
17:28 All right.
17:28 Well, if you want to get a really cinematic thing.
17:31 Um, I guess if you don't want, maybe just a nice shot of me down here.
17:35 Okay, that's cool.
17:36 The thing is people will pay people pay
17:37 the big bucks for this sort of thing, right?
17:39 Just this beautiful shot of me, you know, standing down there.
17:43 It's going to look real good, right?
17:44 So, I I'll go down here.
17:55 What do you think, Ish?
17:56 How is it?
17:57 You're looking good, bro.
17:58 Yeah.
17:59 Yeah.
17:59 You're too kind.
17:59 I bet you say that to every [laughter]
18:00 every Twitch streamer that comes up to you.
18:03 All right.
18:03 Okay.
18:04 Now, what should I do?
18:04 What would be like a cool thing?
18:09 Hey, that's a cool thing.
18:10 Yeah.
18:10 All right.
18:10 Then maybe a pan zoom in.
18:14 Hey, then maybe a little zoom out.
18:17 Cheers.
18:19 And if you guys are wondering, uh, yeah,
18:23 life can get pretty cool if we do a nice pan zoom in.
18:26 Real close now.
18:27 Real real close.
18:28 Real real close.
18:29 Closer.
18:29 Honestly, close.
18:30 Close you think is even comfortable.
18:32 And yeah, I guess you could say uh life has treated me well.
18:36 Now, if you want to go all the way back, it's all super far.
18:39 As as far as you can possibly go and then
18:41 it's this is be this is this is cinema right here.
18:44 Even further if you want this, I'm talking far.
18:47 I'm talking far.
18:49 You go further than that.
18:50 Further than that.
18:52 And then this is the final frame.
19:01 It's not bad.
19:05 I looked it.
19:06 I love the pan away.
19:07 I loved it.
19:08 You liked it or what?
19:09 I liked it so much, man.
19:10 Where you from, man?
19:11 England.
19:12 England.
19:12 What part of England?
19:13 Uh, I'm from Well, I'm from Nottingham, you see.
19:15 But I live in Brighton, but I'm a Nottingham man.
19:18 Nottingham Forest.
19:19 Nottingham Forest.
19:20 Yes, my friend.
19:22 Arsenal.
19:22 No, do not go Arsenal.
19:23 What's your link still or not?
19:24 I got whoever.
19:27 I don't know who that is.
19:29 No.
19:29 No.
19:29 Oh, you're off then, boys.
19:32 Peace.
19:33 All right, brother.
19:35 Peace.
19:37 And if anyone was wondering how you make friends quickly, that's how.
19:48 There's a moment about halfway through that I thought,
19:50 I haven't entirely thought this through,
19:53 but by the end of it, I thought, you know, this is pretty good.
20:01 Chap never forget.
20:03 And if you want to Oh, no.
20:04 I need to shout.
20:05 There's lots of people quietly resting.
20:08 Yeah.
20:09 Yeah.
20:09 Yeah.
20:10 There's two boys over there.
20:11 I can go up to I'm not sure if this isn't
20:13 if this is a social anxiety fears, Tommy in it.
20:16 Um, what if you threw your phone in the water?
20:18 That was a risk.
20:19 That was a risk I could have taken.
20:20 But did it look good, by the way, chat?
20:21 Did it look good?
20:29 Yeah.
20:29 Yeah.
20:29 Yeah, it did.
20:30 Yeah.
20:30 Yeah.
20:31 Oh, beautiful.
20:31 Beautiful.
20:32 Beautiful.
20:33 Right.
20:33 Well, I'm not sure if it's socially appropriate to go up
20:35 to people with 1400 people here when they don't have a chance.
20:38 Hi.
20:38 Uh, do you guys want to um help me with my Twitch stream?
20:45 No worries.
20:46 Absolutely no worries.
20:48 Feather in the in the sunglasses.
20:51 It's a fun time.
20:55 How you doing?
20:56 Need some help?
20:57 I need some help.
20:58 What's your name?
21:00 Pardon?
21:00 I'd like to give you some help.
21:01 Oh, okay.
21:02 You're coming to Come down.
21:03 Come down here.
21:07 He's approaching me this time.
21:08 This is fun and not dangerous.
21:13 How you doing, mate?
21:14 Good, bro.
21:15 What's your name?
21:15 Sorry.
21:18 Torch.
21:19 George.
21:20 Torch.
21:19 Torch would be a better name.
21:21 My name's uh Tom.
21:22 Tom Simons.
21:23 Tom Simons.
21:24 Tommy in it.
21:25 Pleasure.
21:26 I'm just doing a Twitch stream.
21:27 There's about 1,400 people here.
21:29 You know, a lot of these people, Do you mind if I to hold the camera?
21:32 Is that all right?
21:33 No problem.
21:34 George, is it?
21:34 Yeah, that's right.
21:36 Yeah.
21:35 You know, a lot of these people here, George,
21:37 actually have quite a lot of mental health difficulties.
21:39 A lot of young people really struggling.
21:41 So, I'm trying to sort of make, I guess,
21:43 inspiring content to try and bring them up.
21:46 Yeah.
21:46 Now, originally, what I was going to do, George, you just come out here with me.
21:49 I was going to do this beautiful walk all the way around here.
21:52 You ever done this walk?
21:53 Yeah, dude.
21:53 It's sick.
21:54 It's absolutely sick, isn't it?
21:55 Yeah, it's really good.
21:56 But this problem happened, George, where up gents?
21:58 Oh, they're back up there.
21:59 He's your friends.
22:00 What's your name?
22:01 Tommy in it.
22:02 Tommy, Tommy.
22:03 Tommy in it.
22:03 Yeah.
22:03 Yeah.
22:04 twitch.tv/tom.
22:06 Yeah.
22:06 Yeah.
22:06 Yeah.
22:06 We just looked you up.
22:08 Oh, yeah.
22:08 Oh, yeah.
22:08 Is he You find it streaming right now?
22:10 If you if you pan to me, George, let's focus focus on the
22:13 real professional here.
22:15 What?
22:15 What?
22:15 What am I?
22:16 Oh, there's a guy over there.
22:20 Am I famous?
22:22 Would you believe me if I answered E?
22:26 [laughter] Guys, is he famous?
22:28 Put it in the chat.
22:29 Is he famous?
22:30 No.
22:30 Say now.
22:30 Look, George.
22:31 Not these [laughter] people.
22:32 If we can just have a minute.
22:33 By the way, guys, it's quite sensitive.
22:34 I'm talking about spect.
22:36 I like these.
22:36 You guys like the two guys from the Muppets.
22:38 All right.
22:38 Okay.
22:39 So, look.
22:39 Uh, I have a lot of people that struggle.
22:42 I have to watch this.
22:43 All right.
22:43 And a lot of people Nice P.
22:44 Yeah.
22:44 I like that creative expression.
22:46 And a lot of people that um really
22:47 want some inspiring content to try and help them.
22:49 So, I want to deal with you now, George.
22:51 That's all right.
22:52 Because I was going to make some inspiring content,
22:53 walk the other way around here, but I didn't get to do it in the end.
22:56 What I'd like now is to uh make
22:58 something that's really going to blow people's socks off.
23:00 Okay.
23:01 Save from the depression that they're feeling.
23:03 The depression.
23:07 George, I can do your creative mastery on this as well.
23:09 Oh, sorry.
23:10 Yeah.
23:10 Don't Were you planning to yourself?
23:12 Is that what you were doing?
23:14 No.
23:14 It felt like you were, wasn't it?
23:16 No.
23:16 Right.
23:16 George, I'm at the end of this.
23:17 I want to make this sort of thing.
23:19 Are you familiar with fan cams?
23:21 What?
23:21 What is that?
23:22 Fan cams is this amazing thing where little people
23:24 in their bedrooms make little slides so montages of me
23:27 on TikTok and it Jesus Christ people love them
23:30 and I think it would be nice to make something that okay a fan cam.
23:34 Yeah.
23:35 And good for the mental health
23:38 best.
23:38 And I think it would be nice to make something.
23:40 So do you have anything that just helped me,
23:42 you know, make this movie come to life?
23:45 Any idea?
23:46 Honestly, that that pose you just hit was like powerful.
23:48 Yeah.
23:50 All right.
23:50 What do you think I sort of say?
23:53 Uh, by the way, a lot of depressed people,
23:54 a lot of depressed people watch my videos.
23:55 I want to fix them like that, you know?
23:57 I mean, they're all sat indoors watching this, not Yeah.
23:59 You usually people kind of relate to a personal story.
24:03 Okay.
24:03 If you got something like that.
24:04 Oh, I got to What sort of story are you thinking?
24:07 He says, uh, people are saying they're really depressed right now.
24:10 So, I OH, GOD.
24:11 OH, MY DAVE.
24:13 We have to help him.
24:14 We have to help him, right?
24:15 Um, what sort of story?
24:16 What sort of genre of story?
24:18 I've got t I've got stories on stories on stories.
24:20 Well, we're kind of we're something where you're coming out of the dark.
24:23 I think like you're you're on the on the on the bad end and uh maybe uh Yeah.
24:29 Yeah.
24:29 something something bad happened.
24:31 Oh god.
24:31 Yeah.
24:32 And uh __] man.
24:35 You you you you had to climb and you had to struggle and then
24:38 physically or mentally?
24:40 Probably both.
24:41 Okay.
24:42 A physical and mental climb.
24:43 Probably both.
24:44 And uh it uh landed you somewhere sunny.
24:47 How about that?
24:48 Can you got something like that?
24:49 I don't know.
24:50 That's
24:50 right.
24:50 But if I'm going to do this, George, I'm going to need you to nail these shots.
24:54 If you need me to pause and get a bit further back, that's fine.
24:56 But people are going to cut this together.
24:57 I don't want no mess.
24:58 Okay.
24:59 You're already You say action when it's done.
25:01 All right.
25:01 All right.
25:02 Ready?
25:04 Yeah.
25:04 Action.
25:08 I was in the dark.
25:10 Pan forwards.
25:11 Pan forwards.
25:11 Okay.
25:12 All right, George.
25:12 You messed that whole thing up.
25:13 Okay.
25:13 Okay.
25:14 Sorry.
25:14 My bad, guys.
25:15 The trash can's kind of in the view, too.
25:18 So, I think I'm That could be like a metaphor.
25:20 Like, I open it and I was in here.
25:21 Are you going to use it like a prop?
25:23 Okay.
25:25 Right.
25:25 Are you ready?
25:26 Yeah.
25:26 Yeah.
25:27 Yeah.
25:27 Action.
25:31 I was in the dark, man.
25:33 I was in the dark.
25:34 I was in the trash, you could say.
25:39 Ah, help me.
25:39 I can't get out.
25:41 All right, George.
25:42 If I'm going to do it,
25:43 I noticed you did a little Are you Are you doing sound effects?
25:45 You can do little sound effects.
25:46 Is that cool?
25:47 That Yeah, that's cool.
25:48 Okay, this is my first time.
25:50 You're doing great, actually.
25:51 You are doing really good.
25:52 The sound effects was a nice touch, actually.
25:54 Oh, thanks.
25:55 Let's go from the top.
25:56 Okay.
25:57 No sound effects.
25:58 No, no, I like them.
25:58 I like them.
25:59 What was the chat thing?
26:00 Do they like them?
26:01 I don't know, guys.
26:01 What do you think?
26:04 They're blowing up.
26:05 W George.
26:06 Nice.
26:07 That's nice.
26:08 That's a good thing.
26:10 It's plenty.
26:10 All right, I think we're good.
26:12 All right.
26:12 Okay.
26:14 All right.
26:15 Ready?
26:15 That guy's up there and he's staring at me, by the way.
26:17 Just get just kind of that guy.
26:21 Sorry.
26:21 I like I love an audience.
26:23 It's just uh one of the viewers at the moment.
26:26 It's just unnerving.
26:26 All right.
26:26 It feels like a hit, man.
26:27 All right.
26:28 Anyway.
26:28 No, no, no, no.
26:30 All right.
26:30 Ready?
26:31 Yeah.
26:31 Yeah.
26:31 And really go all out on the sound effects if you want.
26:33 Oh, sure.
26:34 Yeah.
26:34 Okay.
26:34 I liked it a lot.
26:35 Well, we'll just let it come naturally.
26:37 Yeah.
26:37 It's all right.
26:37 I was I was forcing it.
26:38 Sorry.
26:40 Action.
26:43 You know, I've had a lot of darkness in my life.
26:46 Times I was in the trash.
26:48 Ah, I can't get out.
26:50 Help me.
26:50 Help me.
26:51 Help me.
26:55 But I managed to get out.
26:58 Yeah, I did.
26:58 Yeah.
27:00 Cuz you see, in my day, um, I've had some real darkness, you know.
27:04 I've had so much darkness.
27:09 I don't even I actually in my entire life I
27:11 don't think I've had one good thing happen to me.
27:13 It's just been[ __] after[ __] after[ __] after[ __] after goddamn guess what?
27:18 __]
27:24 But I'm not afraid of nothing anymore.
27:26 I'm not afraid of letting in the lights.
27:32 Oh, and I think I could get by with a little help from my friends.
27:36 I could Oh,
27:42 climb climb
27:43 up the mountain of fear.
27:45 My many of my viewers are me [snorts] sleeping.
27:52 I was wide awake.
27:53 [laughter] These are the chains of life that keep us bound together.
28:00 THE CHAINS [groaning] The chains that try to ruin us.
28:03 The chains that try to tear us down.
28:05 The chains of anxiety, DEPRESSION, FEAR.
28:07 AH, I SAY NO CHAINS.
28:09 NO.
28:10 [screaming and groaning]
28:14 WHAT?
28:14 Back to the light.
28:15 Back to the light.
28:16 Back.
28:16 But the chains keep you back to the light.
28:18 Yeah, you're back to the light.
28:20 And that's why you could always be depression.
28:26 How was How was that?
28:27 I think that was good.
28:28 What people?
28:28 Are you guys depressed or No,
28:30 what people saying?
28:32 They're better.
28:34 They're feeling They're good.
28:35 There really?
28:37 Uh, yeah.
28:38 Yeah, I think they're cured.
28:39 Okay, let's go.
28:40 Do you want to have a go?
28:41 Do a little video for them on that.
28:42 Are you more of a behind the camera?
28:45 Uh, uh, I like I like the camera.
28:47 Do you want me to have a little go or you mean you like holding it?
28:49 Oh.
28:49 Oh, be behind the camera.
28:51 I mean, guys, should I should I do it or should I not?
28:55 All right.
28:55 Well, George, you could kind of do a No, I'm good.
28:59 Okay.
29:00 All right.
29:00 We could do a poetic sort of thing as well if I get my hand to want the sun.
29:04 And it opens slowly.
29:06 This is really going to be easy.
29:08 How's that look?
29:10 And then it really It really opens.
29:11 I think the exposure is too much.
29:13 Okay.
29:13 Okay.
29:16 Yeah.
29:16 Well, viewers, if you do have any other problems that could
29:18 that I could help with, do they have any in chat?
29:20 We could do another little I feel like we got a good thing going, George.
29:23 Yeah, this is pretty fun.
29:24 Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
29:25 Yeah, it's pretty fun.
29:27 It's good.
29:28 Um, I can do a bike trick.
29:33 Yeah, that' help, I think.
29:35 that help with stuff.
29:38 Okay.
29:37 Yeah, I'd like that.
29:42 This on Twitch.
29:43 On Twitch?
29:43 Yeah, Twitch.
29:45 How many people?
29:47 I mean, George, if I told you the pressure would only kill you.
29:55 Okay.
29:55 You'd only Oh, gee.
29:56 Is you And are you okay with me flipping the camera?
30:01 Yeah.
30:01 All right.
30:03 really try and focus now.
30:04 The stakes are higher than ever.
30:10 Are you going to do a trick or what?
30:15 You You're just going in circles, mate.
30:17 Just going around and around and around.
30:19 This isn't a trick.
30:20 I could trick
30:25 I don't think that was a trick.
30:26 I think you fell.
30:27 No, no, no, no, no.
30:29 I don't think it was.
30:29 I don't I don't know if it was good.
30:32 I don't know if it helped.
30:38 Huh?
30:38 Okay.
30:38 Sorry.
30:39 We'll watch it again.
30:40 Go on.
30:40 You got this.
30:41 Let me really try and get some cinematic in shots.
30:46 [laughter] [clears throat] This doesn't feel like a trick.
31:00 This feels LIKE I'M DOING WHOA.
31:02 ARE YOU ALLOWED TO GO DOWN THERE?
31:03 ARE YOU even actually allowed?
31:05 Are you sure?
31:06 Because you could seriously fall in the water, George.
31:08 I know we've just met, but that could be seriously bad.
31:10 I don't think that dedicated to you.
31:13 Okay.
31:13 Yeah, I know.
31:14 But I I'm all meant as like an like an accident.
31:19 All right.
31:20 But no, this is my All right, we're ready.
31:23 This is literally it.
31:25 Oh, that
31:25 I can balance.
31:26 You can balance on a bike.
31:28 That's what I Well, let's just check if that's healed anyone in the chat.
31:32 It could have.
31:33 It No, it could have.
31:34 Like if if we got one uh you know, I'll take it.
31:40 Yeah.
31:41 Yeah.
31:41 Um a lot of W trick in the chat.
31:44 Yeah.
31:44 Do you want to take it?
31:45 You can pan around to me if you want.
31:49 That was If you want, I could try doing trick if you want.
31:51 Only if you want.
31:52 You You're welcome, too.
31:52 It's uh It's fixed.
31:54 What do you mean?
31:55 Uh, you'll feel it once you get on it.
32:02 Really gets right up there, doesn't it?
32:04 You know, you know what my ex what my ex called it?
32:08 What?
32:08 The coochie killer.
32:09 The coochie killer.
32:10 The coochie killer.
32:11 That's why things fell apart.
32:13 Could have.
32:14 Sorry, I shouldn't have brought that up.
32:15 No, it's okay.
32:16 It's okay.
32:16 It's kind of funny.
32:18 We all have exes.
32:20 Yeah.
32:20 And you move on.
32:21 You move on.
32:22 Yeah, it hurts.
32:23 But then you keep going.
32:24 It does hurt.
32:24 It honestly does hurt.
32:27 Yeah.
32:26 But um that's the thing about life is hurt
32:29 reminds us of how much we've loved, doesn't it?
32:33 Uh yeah,
32:34 you get back to it.
32:35 Yeah.
32:35 Back to the bike trick.
32:37 Oh, I was saying you get back to the love and to the bike trick.
32:40 You found any love since?
32:41 Uh we're working on it.
32:43 That's good.
32:44 We're working on it.
32:44 All right.
32:45 No, no, that's nice.
32:47 I've got a fling out here.
32:48 That's why I'm out here.
32:48 I'm doing this fling.
32:49 Oh, you got Oh, yeah.
32:50 So, where are you from?
32:52 Uh Nottingham, England.
32:53 Okay.
32:54 England.
32:54 Yeah.
32:54 Yeah.
32:55 That's fun.
32:56 It's nice.
32:56 Yeah.
32:57 Yeah.
32:57 But you got a fling, guys.
32:59 He's got a fling.
33:00 Okay.
33:00 I see you getting involved.
33:01 All right.
33:02 Okay.
33:02 Let me plan this around.
33:03 It's getting It's getting too personal.
33:06 Oh.
33:05 What sort of trick are you after?
33:07 Oh, if you could do a wheelie, that I'd be really impressed.
33:10 Obviously, I can do a wheelie.
33:11 I'm not just going to do my best trick first.
33:13 And that's not even my best trick.
33:15 Oh, well, show us what you got.
33:22 Look at this.
33:23 Huh?
33:25 Okay.
33:25 Then obviously I have to get out to turn.
33:28 Yeah.
33:33 Oh, wait.
33:34 Oh, mate.
33:34 See, how's it feel?
33:36 Can you tell that it's fixed?
33:37 Oh, no.
33:38 No feet.
33:39 That's a new one.
33:40 I I haven't seen that.
33:44 Let's get out.
33:45 Okay.
33:47 All right.
33:47 I'm going to do one now.
33:48 You really try and get a nice cinematic shot of it.
33:51 Yeah.
33:54 I mean, really nice.
33:55 I think we're good.
33:56 Are you just filming like No.
33:59 No.
34:00 It's like uh It's like Forza.
34:03 All right.
34:03 Maybe it's like Forza.
34:04 I'll Here we go.
34:06 Wait.
34:07 Get a shot of my shadow first.
34:08 Look how cool my shadow.
34:09 I mean, it looks kind of cool.
34:10 It looks very cool.
34:11 Don't do your shadow.
34:12 Oh, well, it's just both of us.
34:14 All right.
34:14 Sorry.
34:14 I didn't mean to snip there.
34:15 Sometimes when I meet new people, I snip.
34:17 It's like, have you heard of this thing, right, George?
34:19 People peacock themselves to show their most full version
34:22 of their personality in order to try and push people away.
34:26 I think I do that.
34:26 George,
34:27 is this one of the lessons about depression?
34:30 No.
34:31 No.
34:31 But, you know, that's very honest and open of you, so I respect.
34:34 I'm an honest and open guy, George.
34:36 Oh, I respect it.
34:38 Yeah, I I respect it as well.
34:41 I like to think I am too sometimes.
34:44 I don't know yet.
34:46 TVD, are you going to do your trick?
34:50 Yeah.
34:55 Come on.
34:55 Come on.
35:00 It's a win.
35:01 That's a win.
35:02 Oh, wait.
35:02 Watch this.
35:03 Sorry.
35:03 I'll just prop up your body nicely.
35:06 Okay.
35:07 Respectful guy.
35:10 Okay.
35:11 [laughter]
35:13 Right.
35:13 It was like um that was cool.
35:16 Was that it?
35:16 Cuz it was nice.
35:17 Yeah, it was nice.
35:18 Well, obviously it wasn't too much.
35:19 It wasn't too much, but
35:20 it was like um It's like if it was a Millie Rock but on a 80s sitcom.
35:28 Yeah,
35:27 it's like if a Millie Rock did a' 80s sitcom.
35:29 Yeah, I like it.
35:30 Yeah, it was nice.
35:31 Well, uh George, um unless we have any more movies to do.
35:35 I don't think so.
35:37 Everyone seems healed.
35:37 We could probably do something.
35:40 Yeah, I'm having fun.
35:41 I don't have anywhere to go really.
35:43 Yeah.
35:43 George, you want to you could tell us a bit about, you know, about where we are?
35:47 Yeah.
35:48 Yeah.
35:48 Do you know much about this place?
35:49 I I do live here.
35:50 Oh, yeah.
35:51 Okay.
35:51 Tell us.
35:52 Uh, what is this?
35:52 Lake Raleigh.
35:53 No, wait.
35:53 Don't say what lake it is, though.
35:55 That's actually the other one.
35:57 Okay.
35:57 Don't even say what it is, though.
35:58 Don't even say where we are.
35:59 Oh, well, I actually don't know.
36:01 Okay, good, good, good.
36:03 But why explain to me?
36:03 Could you film me if if people don't constantly see me at all times?
36:07 Oh,
36:07 my viewers say, "Have you Have you ever had one
36:09 of those clingy people can't get their arms off you?" Yeah.
36:15 Yeah.
36:14 They say They say, "George, stay." They want you to.
36:17 What do I do?
36:18 Come on, stay for a minute.
36:19 Oh, wait.
36:20 No.
36:20 Now they're saying I should run.
36:21 Don't.
36:22 No.
36:22 They just say that, though.
36:23 Guys, if I were to do that, I'd bike.
36:26 Yeah.
36:26 Come on, idiots.
36:27 You would bike.
36:29 Idiots.
36:29 Sorry, George.
36:30 Sometimes my viewers are these crazy people.
36:34 It's fun.
36:36 Uh but yeah, this place is pretty cool.
36:38 There's a trail and it's really beautiful right now.
36:41 So really beautiful.
36:42 There's so many pe There's a dam over there and so
36:45 many people are sat out on it like picnicking or something.
36:48 I was hoping to walk by the dam,
36:49 but I couldn't even get there because on account of um my phone crashes.
36:53 Oh, like uh that's unfortunate.
36:56 Yeah, we could go down to the beach bit
36:57 if you want rather than staying in this bit.
37:00 Sure, but you have to take the phone cuz I need my bike.
37:02 Oh yeah, you're right, actually.
37:06 Let's just go over to the beach a bit.
37:07 You're from England, you said.
37:08 From England.
37:09 Yeah.
37:09 Nottingham.
37:11 Okay.
37:10 So, that's where Robin Hood's from.
37:12 From where?
37:12 Um, all these places are.
37:14 How long are you here for?
37:16 Oh, I'm not here for too much longer.
37:17 Maybe a couple weeks and then I'm back home.
37:21 Yeah.
37:21 Yeah.
37:21 Well, I guess that's kind of a long time really.
37:24 Yeah.
37:24 But, you know, sometimes you got to just come out here, man.
37:26 Have a nice trip.
37:26 Yeah.
37:30 Right.
37:30 Just be careful with that bike, George.
37:32 I got it.
37:33 That guy who was staring at me is all gone on you.
37:39 Yeah.
37:40 All right.
37:40 Sorry we were being loud, by the way.
37:42 No, y'all are good.
37:43 Thank you.
37:44 Supporting George.
37:45 Did you see this joke?
37:46 Oh, yeah.
37:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:47 I haven't seen this joke.
37:49 It's important to apologize for noise I found.
37:53 Joke of the day.
37:54 Time flies like an arrow.
37:57 Fruit flies like a banana.
38:09 Oh, yeah.
38:09 Sorry.
38:16 Right.
38:16 Let's go down to this beach bit.
38:19 What you could do is you could rent a kayak.
38:22 I could rent a kayak or or a paddle board.
38:25 [laughter] Really?
38:28 We could get in.
38:28 A lot of fun.
38:30 I've never done that.
38:31 You've not done this?
38:32 No, never.
38:33 Ever.
38:33 Ever.
38:33 Give it a try if you have the time.
38:35 Oh, thank you.
38:37 Oh my gosh.
38:39 That's exciting.
38:40 Would you be able to uh go back to filming me, please, George?
38:42 As a really freaked out.
38:44 They can't see me.
38:45 Sorry.
38:45 I know it asks a lot of you.
38:47 I know it does ask a lot of you.
38:49 I've got any cash I could give you.
38:51 Uh that's okay.
38:52 No, no, no.
38:53 I feel like he's going to pull out like uh flowers or a fake snake or something.
39:00 Don't p them.
39:00 You got my ID.
39:02 Oh, okay.
39:10 Uh
39:11 take a two on.
39:12 Uh I'm okay.
39:15 But I'm okay.
39:17 Thank you, though.
39:19 That's nice of you.
39:22 I heard someone say once,
39:24 "Don't turn down gifts." And I know I just turned it down,
39:26 but I feel like it's fine.
39:28 Yeah, he did shut me down a bit there, but it's all right.
39:31 It's okay.
39:32 Ask him about the guy.
39:33 It might be a bit rude to just go
39:34 up to him with a thousand people looking at him.
39:37 He uh Yeah,
39:38 I think socially.
39:41 No, I often struggle socially to evaluate things very quickly.
39:43 It is good to evaluate things.
39:45 He He looks like he's in a groove about to go fishing or something.
39:49 Oh, yeah.
39:50 I'm just doing a Twitch stream.
39:51 Sorry, I haven't panned it to you.
39:52 I was just looking at your Kay King.
39:53 You look super cool.
39:57 You're welcome.
39:59 Not sure if I've handled it that well.
40:00 I think that was good.
40:01 That was That's respectable.
40:04 Um, [music] but yeah.
40:07 You got any plans?
40:09 What are you?
40:10 Uh, I'll probably once this stream is done
40:12 do a full walk around the whole place.
40:14 It'd be nice to do the full walk.
40:16 I'll um why don't we get somewhere a little more, you know, get a bit sanded.
40:21 Sanded.
40:21 I think you got your bike.
40:22 You can always leave your bike on the floor if you want.
40:23 Commit a bit.
40:24 No, you keep it.
40:25 I like the bike.
40:30 You know, uh Oh, wait, wait.
40:31 I got a cool idea.
40:32 If I could sit on this, it might make a really aesthetic shot.
40:37 Yeah, it might not.
40:38 Obviously, it might not, but
40:40 I think it's worth a try.
40:44 Oh god.
40:49 This doesn't look dangerous, but believe me, boy, it is.
40:53 It's at least 3 ft.
40:56 It's high.
40:56 Yeah, that's high.
40:59 You ever uh you ever stream games?
41:01 You ever like stream Minecraft or something?
41:04 Probably you should mention that, George.
41:05 I'm actually Yeah, I have streamed some Minecraft in the past.
41:08 It seems like a fun thing.
41:11 Yeah,
41:12 but like how do you get people to watch the stream?
41:15 What do you mean?
41:16 Like you just you just post it and then eventually people show up.
41:20 For me, what I did, George,
41:21 was I went around to every single person I could find and I
41:25 beg them to watch my stream by lying about incentivizing I give them money.
41:30 I was really scummy at a young age.
41:32 Oh, that makes sense.
41:32 Does this look like a nice reflective shot by the way?
41:35 I'm reflecting on my past.
41:39 Uh, yeah.
41:39 If it's just a single frame.
41:41 Yeah.
41:44 Yeah.
41:43 It's kind of fuzzy.
41:46 Can you Can you fix that, please?
41:48 Feel like that's your prerogative to try and I kind of fixed it.
41:51 I'm not meaning to be harsh.
41:52 I'm not being harsh, am I?
41:53 I do have the phone.
41:55 No, but I harsh to you.
41:57 No.
41:57 All right.
41:57 I don't want to be.
41:58 No, I would just bike away.
42:01 Yeah.
42:01 Yeah.
42:02 Exactly.
42:02 I like that we have this this sort of mutual agreement.
42:06 Well, George, how I got into it.
42:07 Funny you should ask.
42:09 many years ago now.
42:11 You want the full history?
42:13 Uh, yeah.
42:14 Or the the small You want the small history, don't you?
42:17 It's I feel like I'm I'm between like a few sentences and a long story.
42:21 All right.
42:21 I'll give what you want.
42:22 There's a perfect word for short story.
42:24 That perfect.
42:25 All right.
42:25 Well, George, uh Oh, man.
42:28 about call it uh I could act it out.
42:31 Actually, I could act it out if you want.
42:33 That would probably be more entertaining just given its own stream.
42:38 If you get like a like a I'll do it like a puppet show and I'll be the puppet.
42:42 Oh gosh.
42:42 Okay.
42:42 So, you're gonna have to frame it.
42:43 So, there's just this in the water behind.
42:45 Easy money.
42:46 Right.
42:47 Okay.
42:48 This is uh you can call this if you want the story of Tommy in it.
42:51 And George, you chime in whenever you want with questions.
42:53 With questions.
42:54 Okay.
42:54 Sure.
42:54 Yeah.
42:55 Yeah.
42:55 I'm Tommy in it, by the way.
42:59 George.
42:58 George.
42:59 Right.
42:59 Right.
43:00 Sound effects for a game.
43:01 Yeah.
43:02 Yeah.
43:02 I feel like you were a little Atlas on that time.
43:04 You could really chime them up.
43:07 Yeah.
43:07 Sorry.
43:08 You don't have to.
43:08 I No, I'm just It's nice to have the option.
43:12 Follow your girl.
43:13 Yeah.
43:13 Follow your girl.
43:14 Yeah.
43:14 Yeah.
43:14 Yeah.
43:15 All right.
43:15 So, when I go down, they can't see me, right?
43:17 Not at all except your hands and little hair.
43:21 Okay.
43:21 Could you pan it a bit higher so they really can't see?
43:23 Okay.
43:23 They cannot see you at all.
43:25 All right.
43:25 Here we go, George.
43:27 Okay.
43:26 When you say action, I'm going to give it to you.
43:32 Action.
43:32 10 years ago.
43:42 Oh, hi everyone.
43:43 I'm just a little boy from Nottingham.
43:44 I would love to be a Twitch streamer.
43:46 I've been watching tons of people and I'd really like to do it.
43:50 H I'm going to do it.
44:00 No one's watching my streams lately.
44:02 I guess what I'm going to need to do is What are you What are you going to do?
44:06 I guess what I need to do is beg everyone to watch me.
44:09 I'm going to go to lobbies.
44:11 P join Tommy in it.
44:12 Join Tommy in it party.
44:13 He'll give you Hypixel ranks.
44:14 Hypixel is a Minecraft server.
44:16 Hypixel ranks.
44:17 Hypixel rank.
44:18 [groaning and screaming] I was banned on this Minecraft world.
44:25 Everyone thought I was a big piece of[ __] That sucks.
44:29 I was going around.
44:30 I was only 15.
44:32 Oh, but still.
44:33 What to do now?
44:38 You know the song My Way by Frank Sinatra?
44:41 Yeah.
44:41 Can you start humming it?
44:43 No.
44:43 All right, I'll hum it and and do the talking, too.
44:47 And more much more than this.
44:50 I know what I must do.
44:52 I did it.
44:52 Which way?
44:54 My way.
44:56 What I'll do, George.
44:57 For what is a man?
45:00 I'll go to
45:01 You're doing good.
45:02 Thank you.
45:02 Sorry.
45:03 It's all right.
45:04 You kind of killed my tempo there.
45:05 I'll keep I'll try and keep going.
45:06 What has he By the way, people animate this at home.
45:09 This is great.
45:10 This will make a great animation.
45:11 What has he got?
45:13 I know what I've got.
45:15 If not himself, then he has not.
45:18 I must be my truest self on Minecraft.
45:21 To say the things I will say them he truly feels
45:26 and I will say them and it will get me in trouble.
45:28 on the light of wonder.
45:33 I know what I must do.
45:34 The record shows I must be took the blows and did it.
45:45 Yeah.
45:48 My way.
45:48 Dude, dude, cut your black.
45:52 [laughter] Oh, no.
45:56 No, no, no.
45:56 You ruined you ruined the suspense of that bit.
45:58 __] My bad.
45:59 I I can't read your mind.
46:01 No, you're right.
46:01 I'm sorry.
46:01 I should have communicated that.
46:03 It's okay.
46:05 Tragedy is struck.
46:06 The pandemic lockdown is killing loads of people because of CO.
46:10 But don't worry, it benefited Tommy in it.
46:16 A few years later, these Minecraft videos, let me tell you now,
46:19 George, oh my god, are they making their way around.
46:22 People like this silly thing.
46:24 Boom.
46:25 Boom.
46:29 But oh.
46:29 Oh, sorry.
46:30 Does that land?
46:31 Sorry.
46:32 Try and move past that.
46:33 It's hard.
46:34 But oh, this crazier thing happened.
46:41 Things were about to get crazy because Minecraft was on the rise.
46:55 And I caught the train at the exact right time.
46:58 Oh yes.
47:00 Next station viral.
47:05 Is that true everybody?
47:09 Oh, hey guys.
47:10 Let's all do fun Minecraft videos together.
47:13 And then let's also do fun real life videos together.
47:16 Dude, dude, combine it.
47:18 Now vlogs are happening, Minecraft is happening.
47:21 It's this crazy thing.
47:24 And then I look out and it turns out that it's I've done it amazingly.
47:34 Good job.
47:35 But oh wait, tragedy strikes with age.
47:46 Somewhat of a crisis occurs.
47:48 It becomes confusing to know what to do next.
47:54 He's riffing.
47:57 He's really riffing.
47:59 But ultimately, we must always follow.
48:03 Am I just supposed to the lights?
48:05 Put the camera down.
48:11 I don't think that was a short story, but it was entertaining.
48:16 So, okay.
48:16 Can you give me your summary then
48:18 of my past based on what you learned from that?
48:20 Um, so you had some ambition and uh you tried to kick it off.
48:30 Didn't go super great.
48:31 Then Frank Sinatra showed up and some explosions happened.
48:35 Minecraft was really ripping and you were riding the train
48:40 and uh then it worked out and a few more explosions happened.
48:46 Um, and now you're here.
48:49 I think that catches you quite up to date.
48:52 That's cool.
48:53 Do you want to do your history
48:54 in a puppetry musical number where you play the puppets?
48:57 Uh, no.
48:59 Okay.
48:59 I'm not that type of guy.
49:00 I don't really do that.
49:01 What sort of thing do you do you want to do another bike trick?
49:04 That was my only bike trick.
49:06 I can I mean I can bike fast, but that's not really a trick.
49:09 It's cool, though.
49:11 Yeah.
49:11 Yeah.
49:12 You could um
49:16 you could uh get a pan of me biking away into the sunset.
49:20 Yeah, that'd be cool.
49:21 That would be a nice send off, I think.
49:22 I think so, too.
49:23 Let's do that.
49:24 Yeah.
49:24 All right.
49:25 Goodbye, everybody.
49:26 All 2,000 people.
49:28 I'll see you never.
49:31 You don't know that.
49:34 I kind of know that.
49:35 I feel like I feel like I know that.
49:37 They might not know that cuz they know who I am.
49:39 I have no idea who they are.
49:41 I should probably give you a form of contact.
49:44 All right.
49:45 But Tommy Tommy is that if I look you up, is that what Yeah.
49:49 Let me write my personal email in your phone.
49:54 Okay.
49:54 So we can correspond or else we'll have no way to contact
49:56 each other besides this stream where we've met and then departed.
50:00 Oh no.
50:01 Yeah.
50:01 Just in a notes app.
50:02 I don't have to if you don't want my contact.
50:04 No, no, no, no.
50:05 I've never turned down an opportunity.
50:08 Okay.
50:10 It's our personal email, by the way.
50:11 I don't just give this out.
50:14 Well, no one knows this.
50:15 Don't
50:16 I have Oh, hey everyone.
50:18 I'm the camera man for the past 30 minutes.
50:24 Yeah, if you just email me after this.
50:26 Email you back.
50:27 I love emailing.
50:29 Why is everyone laughing over email?
50:31 It's cool.
50:32 Email's cool.
50:33 It works.
50:35 All right.
50:36 This was fun.
50:37 This was fun, George.
50:39 Yeah.
50:39 All right.
50:39 along with your uh with your adventures and all that.
50:41 Wait, wait.
50:41 Let me get the best shot possible.
50:47 I was just on a hard bike ride, so I'm all like,
50:50 "Do you just pop by here or do you know about the stream?" No, I have no idea.
50:54 Oh, wow.
50:54 I was just enjoying my day and I heard someone calling for help.
50:59 That was me.
51:00 I was like, I was just looking to talk to somebody random.
51:03 All right.
51:03 Well, George, so much love to you.
51:05 Thank you for everything.
51:06 No, super nice meeting.
51:07 You're such a good man.
51:08 See you around.
51:09 See you.
51:09 Bye-bye.
51:22 And that was that, folks.
51:25 How you doing?
51:25 You're all right.
51:26 I'm good, man.
51:27 Sorry.
51:27 I'm just doing a Twitch stream, so good.
51:30 You're welcome to say hello to it if you want to, but No, you're good, man.
51:33 No, no worries, guy.
51:33 Well, have a good My sorry, my coat's over there,
51:36 so I will need to walk past you.
51:38 But don't worry, I'm keeping the phone down.
51:39 No one can even see slightly.
51:42 Sorry about that.
51:48 I'll go over here, guys.
51:49 Don't even worry about me.
51:51 Are you from Ireland?
51:52 I'm from England.
51:54 England.
51:53 Yeah.
51:54 Yeah.
51:54 England.
51:55 Okay.
51:56 Nottingham.
51:56 I got you.
51:57 Oh, yeah.
51:57 Are you cool?
51:59 No worries, guys.
52:00 Have a have an amazing time.
52:06 Well, guys, this um do you all know guys,
52:12 this funny thing seems to happen when I
52:14 start filming a video or doing a Twitch stream.
52:17 I rarely do this on Twitch streams,
52:19 but especially uh just now where I kind of black out for 20,
52:27 30 minutes and then I reawaken and I go,
52:31 maybe I do just get a stranger to hold the camera
52:33 while I performed a an improvised musical of my life.
52:37 Sometimes I do that that I do get reminded that I
52:39 just did that about what five minutes prior about five minutes ago.
52:44 Um, yeah.
52:46 And sometimes that just shock me.
52:51 But that was great.
52:54 That was really lovely, actually.
52:55 What a lovely chat.
52:56 Um, yeah.
53:00 I hope I wasn't too uncomfortable with him.
53:02 Wow.
53:02 That was excellent.
53:04 That was rather beautiful, wasn't it, guys?
53:06 You're actually scary.
53:07 How does one do that?
53:08 I don't I actually don't know.
53:10 I don't know where I where how that you're so polite.
53:13 You just have to be polite, you know, and ask a good couple times and go like,
53:17 "Hey, I just want to check this isn't weird." You know,
53:19 that's all you have to do, guys.
53:21 Just be overly polite and then apologize about it.
53:23 It's the British way.
53:26 Well, um while also not being polite at all.
53:31 Well, uh that was fun.
53:37 Look at that behind me, too.
53:40 Oh, the ball.
53:41 Hey, you littered a ball.
53:42 The kayak guy fully littered.
53:43 He actually littered a ball.
53:45 Let me just check my message.
53:50 I just gone home.
53:51 Oh, when I swipe down, it it kills the stream.
53:57 Uh, so guys, does streaming give you confidence or you just No,
54:00 when I'm around other people it gives me confidence,
54:02 but um when I'm alone, I've struggled to do that.
54:04 Yeah, but it does seem to give me a bit of something.
54:07 I probably wouldn't have done that usually.
54:10 Um, what do you have any questions for me?
54:14 Anything, chat?
54:15 I suppose I'm struggles to beat people, but I don't know how you did that.
54:17 Well, you can just watch it back and then you'll know.
54:23 Um, any questions?
54:25 By the way, by the way, I don't know if we've got any subs,
54:28 but I'm just going to hit the water a little cuz it
54:29 feels like the mud stream has been a huge Here's my stick again.
54:37 Here's my stick once again.
54:38 How many subs did I get, by the way?
54:40 Let me just check if I can check my alert, my event list.
54:44 Oh, wow.
54:45 Someone done it at10 subsk.
54:47 I'm a YouTuber with 100k subs.
54:48 I'm really to check with you on Discord about Oh, wow.
54:51 Um, let me know.
54:54 Mud and dog watching.
54:55 Oh, wow.
54:55 We got a load of subs about an hour ago.
54:57 Did we get any a few?
54:59 Okay.
55:00 How many?
55:01 One, two, three.
55:06 I don't know if this is unusual.
55:09 I'm just sat here hitting mud.
55:12 What do you think other people are doing right now?
55:17 Like, what do you think?
55:18 Like I don't know.
55:21 This is unusual.
55:25 People behind me.
55:28 Hi.
55:28 Yeah.
55:29 How you doing?
55:30 Good.
55:30 How you doing?
55:30 Good, thank you.
55:31 I'm just doing a Twitch stream.
55:33 How are you?
55:33 Yeah.
55:33 Yeah.
55:34 I'd love to say hi to you, but there's about 1,600 people watching.
55:38 Wow.
55:38 I know, but I'll happily say hi if you want to.
55:42 Sure.
55:41 Oh, awesome.
55:44 You don't have to, though.
55:45 You don't have to.
55:46 The most important thing.
55:47 No.
55:47 Is that a No, that's a no.
55:49 Sure.
55:49 Well, my name's Tom Simons.
55:50 I'm from England.
55:52 No, you can say hello.
55:53 That's fine.
55:55 Hello.
55:54 All right.
55:55 No worry.
55:55 What are you guys throwing stuff?
55:57 Yeah.
55:57 Uh, for ducks.
55:58 For ducks.
56:00 Yeah.
56:00 I don't There I don't see.
56:01 There are no ducks.
56:03 No ducks yet.
56:04 No ducks yet.
56:05 That is a open glass mindset, isn't it, my friend?
56:07 That's right.
56:08 Yeah.
56:08 Yeah.
56:08 Well, have a pleasure.
56:10 You're just throwing crap.
56:12 Have a Sorry, I said crap.
56:14 Sorry, you looked appalled at me.
56:16 Sorry, not crap.
56:17 It's not crap.
56:17 I know it's not It's not like poop.
56:19 It's not crap.
56:19 It's like It's crumbs.
56:20 Crap is not that big of a swear word in England.
56:23 Sorry if it's a swear word to you.
56:25 No, sorry.
56:26 No, you're good.
56:28 It's called crumbles.
56:29 Crumbles.
56:30 Yeah, crumbles.
56:30 Not crap.
56:34 She look very, very displeased by my use of the word crap.
56:36 The thing is about speaking to strange guys is it can often go wrong.
56:39 Uh just like it just did for me then.
56:43 Can it can go quite wrong.
56:45 What's your name?
56:47 Jimmy.
56:47 Jimmy Davis.
56:48 Jimmy.
56:48 How you doing, Jimmy?
56:49 Oh, I'm Tom.
56:51 How are you, man?
56:55 Oh man.
56:57 I hope some ducks show up.
56:58 That would be awesome, Jimmy.
57:00 Yeah, man.
57:01 Oh, it's lovely out here, isn't it?
57:03 I went on a walk around here the other day.
57:05 It's genuinely one of the most beautiful places
57:06 I've been to in such a long time.
57:08 Yeah.
57:08 It's actually so cool.
57:11 Nice.
57:10 Yeah.
57:10 Yeah.
57:11 I love your jacket, by the way.
57:12 Oh, thanks, man.
57:13 Appreciate that so much.
57:14 Oh, you're so welcome, mate.
57:16 Well, you know what, man?
57:17 Yeah.
57:20 Why did I just say that?
57:42 Um, he's over there now.
57:49 He's going over there.
57:51 But yeah, no, guys, you can talk to anyone.
57:53 You just have to be very nice and kind.
57:57 It's It's easy.
57:58 Awkward.
57:58 I'll be honest with you.
57:59 This the first thing you should know.
58:00 Awkwardness is not that bad.
58:02 It's fine as long as you're nice.
58:08 It might look bad, but it's actually not that bad.
58:12 Also, Americans are so easy.
58:13 They literally socialize on easy mode.
58:14 It's not like British people.
58:15 British people, no one wants to do nothing or talk to no one,
58:18 but Americans actually want to talk.
58:20 It's really nice.
58:28 I'm just going to let him know that no ducks have came.
58:30 I mean, I might be just to the It doesn't seem any ducks have came.
58:35 Heard one.
58:36 You heard one?
58:41 Oh, I hope they come.
58:50 Look at that, guys.
58:53 Look at that.
59:01 Jesus, that is beautiful, isn't it?
59:03 That is completely Oh my god, look at that.
59:07 That is actually completely gorgeous.
59:09 This is what it's about, everyone.
59:10 This is genuinely what it's all about.
59:13 This is entirely what life is about.
59:15 All this.
59:16 Oh my god.
59:18 How lucky are we?
59:20 __] hell.
59:25 Oh my god.
59:29 __] I think Jimmy would like to talk,
59:34 but the person he's with doesn't want to talk.
59:36 So, it's creating this strange social dynamic where I speak
59:38 to Jimmy and he kind of comes over to me
59:40 and it seems nice and whoever is with kind of looks
59:43 at him a little funny and then he walks away.
59:45 Now, if I was more confident, I would probably try and fight this.
59:48 because there's 1500 people here.
59:50 Feels wrong to go up to someone and insist
59:52 that they should talk to me when there's loads of people.
59:54 So, what I'm going to do is sit here quietly.
59:56 It would be unusual to move now because he's right behind me.
1:00:00 So, I I don't want to just walk away,
1:00:03 but I'd like to jump to him and he'd like to jump to me, I think.
1:00:06 I know you can't necessarily hear what I'm saying, so I'm whispering.
1:00:10 Okay.
1:00:13 Oh, look at this.
1:00:21 Jeez.
1:00:26 Oh my god.
1:00:28 Oh my days man.
1:00:33 Drink it in everyone.
1:00:34 Drink it in.
1:00:35 Shoes are going to be brown, mate.
1:00:36 You can wash your shoes, pal.
1:00:38 Drink it in.
1:00:39 Really drink.
1:00:40 I can hear dogs.
1:00:42 Can you see them?
1:00:44 Hey, Jimmy.
1:00:45 There's ducks.
1:00:47 Come on.
1:00:57 Jimmy clearly wants space.
1:00:58 I've used my social skills to detect that he wants a bit of space.
1:01:00 So, I'm going to go slightly further away.
1:01:03 Sometimes it's good to use your social skills to detect this kind
1:01:06 of thing because then you don't you don't have to ask,
1:01:08 "Do you want space?" Which can be awkward.
1:01:10 I've learned this.
1:01:13 Oh, let me see if we've got any donations or anything or anything to read.
1:01:18 I suppose there's a lot of chat messages I can just read.
1:01:20 Thing is, I can't scroll back up through the chat,
1:01:22 so I get about a split second to read it.
1:01:24 Is it on screen, by the way, in the chat or is it just for me?
1:01:36 Oh, wow.
1:01:37 I'm reading the rules.
1:01:40 Can't have alcohol on this beach, apparently.
1:01:45 Yeah, it's like we're on FaceTime.
1:01:46 Well, that's good.
1:01:47 That's a nice kind of effect to have, isn't it?
1:01:56 Bro, of trees and donations.
1:01:58 Come on.
1:01:59 What more is there to life, eh?
1:02:03 Yeah, I'm not going to drink the lake.
1:02:04 I know I said I could do that earlier, but I'm not going to do that.
1:02:19 Sorry, I'm just having a bit of quiet, guys.
1:02:20 This is very nice.
1:02:22 Look at this.
1:02:23 Look at the I always love when you're busy.
1:02:24 I always look up.
1:02:26 Always look up at them.
1:02:28 __] hell.
1:02:30 Oh my god.
1:02:39 I just kind of staring at this, bro.
1:02:45 My fly is undone.
1:02:46 My fly's been undone this entire time.
1:02:49 Oh no, I just realized that.
1:02:52 In fact, I just did.
1:02:56 Oh, it's too late.
1:03:08 My longdistance friend is over there amusingly at a very long distance.
1:03:12 So I was trying to wave them over but I actually don't know if they
1:03:17 they're probably you know thing is guys you don't always want to go on stream.
1:03:20 I mean it's a certain level of performance you got to give.
1:03:24 So I get it.
1:03:25 Oh look at that.
1:03:26 Hey with the rays behind me.
1:03:28 Ask me anything.
1:03:28 I can just say anything right now.
1:03:30 I What?
1:03:34 Oh my god, there's a cat.
1:03:35 There's a fully higher.
1:03:37 Sorry, I didn't mean to announce the That's just excellent.
1:03:40 It was awkward.
1:03:43 Oh, no.
1:03:44 They didn't hear when I said that was awkward.
1:03:46 I don't think they were hot.
1:03:47 There was like a cat walk.
1:03:48 It was very unusual.
1:03:49 Um, this is beautiful.
1:03:53 I could just say anything and it would be like amazing right now.
1:03:56 Guys, do drugs.
1:03:57 Like you just listen to me, wouldn't you?
1:03:58 It's such a beautiful shot.
1:03:59 Literally, guys, do heroin.
1:04:02 Properly put it in you.
1:04:04 Oh, let me say in a softer voice.
1:04:05 Would you agree?
1:04:06 Guys, do heroin.
1:04:11 It's good for you, guys.
1:04:20 We might have a visitor joining us.
1:04:28 Charine Kai do heroin.
1:04:35 All right, guys.
1:04:36 We literally have a visitor to join us.
1:04:38 All right, guys.
1:04:38 Everyone, do not freak out.
1:04:40 Do not freak out.
1:04:41 Not the smolder.
1:04:42 If Tommy in it smolders, he can.
1:04:55 All right, there was a cat on a lead.
1:04:58 There's a cat on a lead at the park.
1:04:59 It's just excellent.
1:04:59 I'm going to pan over because they gave the vibe.
1:05:01 They didn't want me to.
1:05:01 It's very important.
1:05:02 This is why I don't like RL streaming because people just pan over to people
1:05:04 who clearly don't want to be on stream and it's with you for life.
1:05:07 This is why I like quadruple checking.
1:05:09 Hey, I'm on stream.
1:05:13 Really?
1:05:13 Yeah.
1:05:13 Yeah.
1:05:13 Have you watched it?
1:05:15 Uhhuh.
1:05:14 Have you seen me make some friends?
1:05:17 Why are you laughing so hard?
1:05:19 __]
1:05:19 I don't think anyone in this world is ever like you.
1:05:22 Ever.
1:05:22 What do you mean?
1:05:23 Craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
1:05:24 Yeah.
1:05:25 Yeah.
1:05:25 I have to get I have to stand cinematically by you.
1:05:28 Craziest thing you've ever seen in your life so far.
1:05:37 Wow.
1:05:38 What?
1:05:38 Did you see it?
1:05:39 Oh, yeah.
1:05:40 It was awesome, wasn't it?
1:05:41 Yeah.
1:05:41 Wait, this is cinematic.
1:05:42 A musical thing I did.
1:05:44 You did a musical?
1:05:45 Yeah, I
1:05:45 Oh, I I missed that part.
1:05:46 Wait,
1:05:47 it's rare.
1:05:48 Everyone, by the way, crazy fle.
1:05:51 [laughter]
1:05:53 Could you keep your[ __] voice down and quit calling me that?
1:05:56 Seriously, I've been trying to soft launch for like
1:05:58 forever and you're doing the exact opposite of that.
1:06:01 You're killing the vibe.
1:06:03 Oh man, I'll do it.
1:06:07 I just wish I could find someone.
1:06:20 I mean, wow.
1:06:22 I mean, this is cinematic.
1:06:23 Yeah.
1:06:23 Yeah.
1:06:24 Are you feeling
1:06:24 Oh, hey.
1:06:25 How you doing?
1:06:26 Good.
1:06:26 How are you?
1:06:27 Good, thank you.
1:06:29 Are you
1:06:30 Am I him?
1:06:33 Yeah.
1:06:33 [laughter] Yeah.
1:06:34 I'm streaming, by the way.
1:06:36 Did you know this?
1:06:38 You knew and you found it.
1:06:41 Come over.
1:06:43 Come over.
1:06:44 I was studying.
1:06:46 You were studying?
1:06:47 Yes.
1:06:47 What's your name?
1:06:48 Sorry.
1:06:49 Cara.
1:06:49 Cara.
1:06:49 Are you all right to be on stream?
1:06:51 Cara.
1:06:51 Cara.
1:06:52 I got it wrong.
1:06:52 Sorry.
1:06:53 Sure.
1:06:53 Were you watching the stream and showed up at this place?
1:06:56 You were weren't you?
1:06:56 I was like, that looks really, really familiar.
1:06:59 Like a mile away.
1:07:00 Oh, come on in stream.
1:07:01 Come on in.
1:07:02 [laughter]
1:07:02 I'm a little bit scared though.
1:07:04 Don't even be scared, guys.
1:07:05 This is Carara.
1:07:06 I'm Rehea.
1:07:07 This is Oh my gosh.
1:07:08 Hello.
1:07:08 [laughter]
1:07:09 This is Rya.
1:07:10 Yeah.
1:07:10 Cara, you got problems.
1:07:15 I, you know, I would really like to think that I don't,
1:07:17 but you do.
1:07:17 I definitely felt I really felt like a weirdo when I recognized Cara.
1:07:23 How can I help you with these problems?
1:07:24 Cuz the thing about me is, yes,
1:07:26 I'm an empath.
1:07:27 I like to help everyone I meet.
1:07:30 But can you really be that helpful if you're not a humble empath?
1:07:35 [screaming]
1:07:37 Yeah.
1:07:37 Like, I feel like that was
1:07:39 you totally just ded me in.
1:07:40 Have you watch the Shawn Mendes video stitches?
1:07:43 You know where he goes like this?
1:07:47 You have you have such a distinct memory of it.
1:07:49 How many times have you watched it?
1:07:50 I've watched it a lot of times.
1:07:53 Surprise.
1:07:53 Don't laugh.
1:07:54 Don't laugh.
1:07:54 It's not for you.
1:07:55 Don't speak to me like that.
1:07:57 Sorry.
1:07:57 Sorry.
1:07:58 In the middle of something here.
1:07:59 I'm sorry.
1:08:00 You're not in the middle of nothing.
1:08:01 Oh.
1:08:02 Oh.
1:08:03 So, right.
1:08:05 I just shouted at someone by the way that I
1:08:06 first met and that's not right to do sometimes.
1:08:09 By the way, when I was streaming,
1:08:09 I'll say my eternal mod log to the camera and pretend that you can't hear it.
1:08:15 Mhm.
1:08:14 Uh but you can you can though.
1:08:16 So, um what what should we all do to get us rust free?
1:08:21 I don't know.
1:08:21 You're in charge here.
1:08:22 You're the idea man, right?
1:08:24 I'm glad you said that.
1:08:26 Well, I think we got a beautiful sunset.
1:08:28 And I don't know if you've done this.
1:08:29 I've been saying this all stream, but a lot of my audience
1:08:32 of which you are one of, how long you been watching for?
1:08:37 since like 2020.
1:08:40 Come on.
1:08:41 2020.
1:08:41 I like it.
1:08:43 Well, look, a lot of my audience, they struggle.
1:08:48 Yeah.
1:08:46 So much.
1:08:47 And I like to now humbly
1:08:51 Okay.
1:08:50 I like to help them as much as I can.
1:08:52 Thank you.
1:08:52 Yeah.
1:08:53 Yeah.
1:08:53 Yeah.
1:08:53 You're welcome.
1:08:54 You're welcome.
1:08:54 Yeah.
1:08:54 I've been, you know, looking for a new therapist for this American healthcare.
1:08:58 Oh, yeah.
1:08:58 It's no good, is it?
1:08:59 I've been reading I've been reading about all this stuff in America.
1:09:02 It's This is why I've actually came over.
1:09:04 I actually am.
1:09:05 That was what I'm going to do next week.
1:09:06 We've been waiting for you.
1:09:08 You have, haven't you?
1:09:12 Mhm.
1:09:12 So, um, what I'll I'll therapize you.
1:09:15 What sort of things would you like me to help with?
1:09:18 Oh my goodness, that's a really tough question.
1:09:20 I've got all day.
1:09:30 I don't have all day.
1:09:30 I don't actually card.
1:09:32 I got No, please take your time.
1:09:35 Let's see.
1:09:38 How do you How do you cope with anxiety
1:09:40 about not being as good as you want to be?
1:09:47 You asked one question I thought you'd never ask.
1:09:50 You asked one question.
1:09:51 You You've never felt like you weren't as good as you.
1:09:55 No, you'd be shocked.
1:09:56 Oh, hello.
1:09:58 Famous internet comedian, standup comedian Tom Simon.
1:10:01 Get in here.
1:10:02 What's your name?
1:10:03 Leland.
1:10:03 Leland.
1:10:03 Get in here, Leland.
1:10:04 All right.
1:10:05 What's going on?
1:10:05 Leland, pleasure.
1:10:06 Tom, are you two friends?
1:10:08 No, I have no idea.
1:10:09 Did you come here from the stream?
1:10:10 Uh, yeah.
1:10:10 I saw it and I was like, "Oh my god,
1:10:12 this is weird." Okay, people are starting to show
1:10:14 North Carolina.
1:10:14 I won't say where it is, but
1:10:16 Okay.
1:10:16 Right.
1:10:16 Land, do you got problems as well?
1:10:18 You got anxiety.
1:10:19 Do I have anxiety?
1:10:22 Yeah.
1:10:21 Yeah, I'd say so.
1:10:23 Oh my god.
1:10:24 [laughter] This is so bad.
1:10:28 It's 2026 and everyone has anxiety.
1:10:30 Yeah, this is true.
1:10:31 The truth he speaks hurts, isn't it?
1:10:34 But luckily, there's one man for the job.
1:10:38 Wait here.
1:10:43 I don't think he's coming back.
1:10:44 No, probably not.
1:10:51 He's coming back.
1:11:01 Me.
1:11:00 Oh.
1:11:00 Oh my god.
1:11:01 What's your name?
1:11:05 Tom.
1:11:06 Hello.
1:11:06 [laughter] My name is Tom.
1:11:09 Why are you looking so disapproving?
1:11:10 This is a nice thing I'm doing here.
1:11:13 Why you looking like this is socially a lot for you?
1:11:15 It isn't socially alive.
1:11:16 Socially nothing.
1:11:17 This is lovely.
1:11:19 Mhm.
1:11:19 My name's Tommy.
1:11:19 Is it?
1:11:20 Hello, Tom.
1:11:22 Tommy.
1:11:23 Yeah.
1:11:23 All right.
1:11:23 You both got anxiety.
1:11:26 It just makes me mad.
1:11:27 Fist bump.
1:11:28 And have you two met each other?
1:11:29 Anxiety.
1:11:29 fist bump.
1:11:30 All right.
1:11:31 Yeah.
1:11:31 What's your name again?
1:11:32 Leland.
1:11:32 What's your name?
1:11:34 Cara.
1:11:33 Leland and Cara.
1:11:34 Toby in it.
1:11:36 And it kills me to hear about all this anxiety everyone's been having.
1:11:39 But you know, I've got anxiety, too.
1:11:45 Yeah.
1:11:46 Yeah.
1:11:46 Really?
1:11:46 Yeah.
1:11:48 And I find that the best thing to do is to keep going.
1:11:58 Wow.
1:11:56 Great advice.
1:11:57 That was so and to never give up and follow your heart.
1:12:14 What does that mean for you?
1:12:15 Well, okay.
1:12:16 I I was hoping you wouldn't ask us.
1:12:17 Um Okay.
1:12:18 Can you just stay there?
1:12:19 I'm just going to come over here.
1:12:21 Come over here, R.
1:12:22 Come over here.
1:12:24 [laughter] Uh-huh.
1:12:30 Uh-huh.
1:12:30 Uh-huh.
1:12:41 They're trying to[ __] figure me out.
1:12:43 They're trying to[ __] find out what they're trying to crack your code.
1:12:46 They don't know.
1:12:46 They don't know a goddamn thing, Tom.
1:12:48 These people show up nowhere.
1:12:49 And they I mean, like, I just don't even understand.
1:12:52 Like, why are you even trying to help these sadist[
1:12:55 __] who don't even want an answer to life?
1:12:58 And they just they just don't even know what they want.
1:13:00 They don't know who they are
1:13:01 and they're trying to hurt you and they're trying to ruin
1:13:03 your practice and you're trying to save the freaking world.
1:13:06 You're trying to save the world.
1:13:08 Goddamn chat.
1:13:08 Are you seeing this chat?
1:13:09 Are you seeing this?
1:13:09 I'm trying to help these.
1:13:10 Oh my god, I forgot there's a stream here.
1:13:12 It got so socially different that I
1:13:14 forgot that there's also people watching, guys.
1:13:19 Well, here's what I'm going to do.
1:13:21 Okay, here's what I'm going to do.
1:13:23 Here's what I'm going to do.
1:13:24 You stay here.
1:13:25 You stay here.
1:13:26 Yeah.
1:13:26 You stay here.
1:13:27 You film this from afar.
1:13:29 I'm going to give him the old $2.
1:13:33 [laughter] They never can see that coming.
1:13:35 Give me $2.
1:13:35 I'm going to say, "You guys go ahead,
1:13:37 do whatever the hell you want with this money
1:13:39 and get the hell out of my life." [laughter] Yeah.
1:13:42 Yeah.
1:13:42 And then guess what I'm going to do?
1:13:44 One of them I'm going to shove hard.
1:13:46 [laughter] I'm going to tell you which one.
1:13:47 I'm going to shove them on.
1:13:48 I'm going give him a hard lesson.
1:13:49 Anxiety.
1:13:49 Is it Is it the girl?
1:13:51 I'm going to Yeah, [laughter] I'm going to let her know.
1:13:54 Let her know really anxiety.
1:13:55 The reason we feel anxiety is because of danger or we're going to be in danger.
1:13:59 So, I'm going to do is I'm going to give
1:14:00 them the dollars to create a sense of safety
1:14:02 and then going to push them both hard [laughter]
1:14:05 and then I'm going to start chasing them around.
1:14:08 Okay.
1:14:08 What I need you to do is stay here and try not to talk.
1:14:11 Try not to talk.
1:14:11 All right.
1:14:12 Try not to even giggle.
1:14:13 Right.
1:14:13 That's what I'm going to do.
1:14:14 All right.
1:14:14 Okay.
1:14:15 Stay here.
1:14:16 Get a shot of this from Try and stay here.
1:14:18 Load down.
1:14:18 Load it.
1:14:19 kind of like a spider.
1:14:19 Yeah.
1:14:19 Yeah.
1:14:20 Yeah.
1:14:20 All right.
1:14:20 Here we go, guys.
1:14:23 I've never done anything like this before.
1:14:36 Oh my god.
1:14:38 Thank you.
1:14:40 How can I repay you?
1:14:48 Oh my god.
1:14:50 Oh my god.
1:14:53 [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] No, no, no.
1:15:18 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1:15:20 It didn't work.
1:15:21 Didn't[ __] work.
1:15:23 [laughter][ __] All right.
1:15:26 All right.
1:15:30 All right, guys.
1:15:31 We're going to be ending this.
1:15:32 We're going to be ending this.
1:15:32 All right.
1:15:34 All right.
1:15:34 All right.
1:15:34 Thank you so much for watching.
1:15:35 Thank you so much for watching.
1:15:36 This is how you cure anxiety.
1:15:37 Get pushed by me.
1:15:38 I'll push you.
1:15:38 I'll push it hard.
1:15:39 I'll push you so hard.
1:15:43 Okay.
1:15:44 All right, guys.
1:15:45 Have you had a good stream?
1:15:48 [sighs] [panting] [gasps] [laughter] I'm going to go show
1:15:52 these people why my anxiety is goddamn made off.
1:15:56 All right, everybody.
1:15:58 Bye-bye.