Trump Fails to Make Peace with Iran | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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0:36 Well, guys, earlier today,

0:37 King Charles and Queen Camilla wrapped up their trip to the U.S.

0:41 Yeah, it was sweet.

0:42 They waved goodbye and opened up their umbrellas and floated away.

0:45 It was very...

0:48 Some more news from Washington.

0:49 The situation in Iran is at a standstill,

0:51 and President Trump just said that U.S.

0:53 negotiators aren't flying 18 hours anymore for peace talks, and, instead,

0:57 that they're talking to Iran

1:00 "telephonically."[ Laughter] They were communicating telephonically.

1:07 -Oh, wow!

1:08 -Yeah.

1:09 Anyway...

1:10 Ringtone] -Uh-oh.

1:11 -Sorry about this.

1:14 Uh, hello?

1:15 -Hello, Iran.

1:16 This is President Trump, and it's time to negotiate.

1:19 -I'm so sorry.

1:20 I think you have the wrong number.

1:22 -Oh, playing hardball, I see.

1:23 Well, that won't work on me.

1:25 Iran.

1:25 Let's make a deal.

1:26 If you open the strait, I'll give you Don Jr.

1:29 and Eric.

1:30 -No.

1:32 Sir, I cannot negotiate with you.

1:34 -I'll also give you backstage passes to Kid

1:36 Rock and a passport with my face on it.

1:38 -No, I can't do it.

1:40 I can't do it, sir.

1:41 -Final offer.

1:41 Everything in Kash Patel's liquor cabinet

1:44 and everything in JD Vance's makeup cabinet.

1:49 -Sir, this isn't going to work.

1:50 -Why?

1:50 Because we're doing it telephonically?

1:57 -No.

1:58 -If you prefer, we could do it FaceTimealogically.

2:02 -No.

2:03 -WhatsApp or Snapchatillopically?

2:06 -No.

2:07 -Slide into your DMs on Tinderonically?

2:10 -No.

2:11 -Messenger owl from "Harry Potter"-olitologically?

2:14 -No.

2:14 I'm sorry, sir.

2:15 I'm hanging up now.

2:17 -You're meaner than the pope.

2:19 -Oh, my God.

2:20 What?!

2:20 Meaner than the Pope?

2:21 -Meaner than the Pope?

2:23 -The pope's not mean.

2:24 Cheers and applause] -You're soft on crime.

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5:30 You know, there's so much going on in the world, sometimes,

5:32 it's important to just take a step back,

5:34 I think, and celebrate the little things in life.

5:36 Don't you agree?

5:38 -Yeah.

5:38 -It's time for "Tonight Show Toasts." Here we go.

5:42 "Tonight Show Toasts"♪ -Uh...

5:50 Clears throat] [British accent] A toast to "The Devil Wears

5:54 Prada 2."[ Cheers and applause] The first film was a triumph,

6:03 Hathaway and Streep are back, but this time,

6:05 because of the economy, the devil is wearing Nordstrom Rack.

6:12 -Hey, can I do one, Jimmy?

6:14 -Yes, yes of course, Questlove.

6:15 -[British accent] Okay.

6:16 A toast to Mother's Day.

6:18 -Oh, of course.

6:19 Yes, very nice.

6:20 -You gave me the gift of life,

6:22 something to believe in, so here's a scented candle,

6:25 because I guess that means we're even.

6:27 -Oh, that's very nice.

6:29 Very good.

6:29 You're even with your mother.

6:31 That's very nice.

6:32 -[British accent] Oh, Jimmy!

6:34 -Oh!

6:34 -I have a toast.

6:36 -Oh, yes, of course, Higgins.

6:38 Please, by all means.

6:39 -Jimmy, to the Kentucky Derby.

6:42 -Oh!

6:42 Oh!

6:43 Yes, yes, yes.

6:45 Ah, yes!

6:46 -The buildup is so exciting, the horse run without limits,

6:50 and just like me in college, it only lasts two minutes.

6:58 -Thank you.

6:59 Thank you.

7:00 -My turn, my turn.

7:01 -Oh, yes.

7:02 Very good, Tariq.

7:03 -[British accent] A toast.

7:06 To AirPods.

7:07 -Ooh!

7:09 -So tiny, sleek, and wireless, your design is very clever,

7:15 but one sneeze near a subway grate, and it's goodbye, AirPods, forever.

7:21 -Rather!

7:22 Rather!

7:24 Yes, yes, yes.

7:25 -[British accent] I'll go.

7:27 -Oh, come on.

7:28 Absolutely.

7:28 Do a toast.

7:29 A toast to what?

7:30 A toast to what?

7:31 -A toast to almond milk.

7:33 -Oh, yes, almond milk.

7:35 Almond milk.

7:37 -You make my coffee taste so great, the case is open and shut,

7:41 but I'd hate to be the poor S.O.B.

7:42 whose job is milking nuts.

7:45 -Oh, thank you very much.

7:46 Thank you for the toasts, everyone.

7:48 Stick around.

7:48 When we come back, we have puppies predicting the Kentucky Derby.

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