Trump's Foreign Policy: Iran War, Argentinian Beef & Venezuela Regime Change | The Daily Show

0:00 I'm not going to start a war.

0:01 I'm going to stop wars.

0:02 No new wars.

0:03 We don't need the wars.

0:12 But of course, the real reason Donald

0:14 Trump rushed home to Washington was to

0:16 deal with the war between Israel and

0:18 Iran.

0:18 And the big question was, was he

0:20 rushing home to help negotiate an end to

0:22 the war or to bring America into the

0:25 war?

0:26 It's the most important decision a

0:28 nation can make and one that we've

0:30 whiffed on for the last like 10 20 30 40

0:36 it doesn't matter.

0:37 The point is point is it'd be really reassuring to

0:41 know that the president has a clear and

0:43 consistent plan.

0:45 So Mr.

0:46 President, are you looking for war or a ceasefire?

0:49 We're not looking for a ceasefire.

0:50 I didn't say I was looking for a

0:52 ceasefire.

0:53 Oh[ __] Okay.

0:56 He's not looking for a ceasefire.

0:57 We're looking at better than ceasefire.

1:00 Oh, great.

1:02 Yeah.

1:03 BETTER THAN A CEASEFIRE.

1:04 CEASEFIRE PLUS.

1:06 That's great.

1:07 I hate watching ads.

1:08 That's wonderful.

1:09 This is good news.

1:10 I'm glad you're going to negotiate with

1:12 Iran.

1:12 I don't know.

1:13 I'm not too much in the

1:14 mood to negotiate.

1:16 Okay.

1:16 All right.

1:17 Not in the mood.

1:17 Okay.

1:18 The president's not vibing on

1:20 negotiations then.

1:22 So, it's war because

1:23 who would negotiate besides you, Mr.

1:25 President?

1:26 He's considering sending the vice

1:27 president to negotiate with the

1:29 Iranians.

1:31 You know, I think this is fantastic.

1:33 JD Vance is a great choice to negotiate.

1:37 The Iranians will agree to anything to

1:38 get him the out of there.

1:42 You know what?

1:42 And it's great for peace

1:43 because if Trump is negotiating, it

1:45 sounds like we're not going to flatten

1:47 Tyrron anytime soon.

1:49 The president warned everyone in Iran's capital city

1:52 to flee, posting, "Everyone should

1:54 immediately evacuate Iran with no

1:56 additional explanation."

1:58 You know what?

1:59 I could use some

2:00 additional explanation.

2:03 Mr.

2:03 President, I I am more confused than

2:06 ever.

2:06 Please just just sum up your

2:08 explanation in one clean tweet.

2:13 President Trump has just posted new

2:14 comments directed at Iran.

2:16 We know exactly where the so-called Supreme

2:19 Leader is hiding.

2:20 He is an easy target,

2:21 but is safe there.

2:23 We are not going to

2:24 take him out.

2:24 And then in parenthesis,

2:26 kill.

2:27 At least not for now.

2:30 Okay, so we know where the Ayatollah is, but

2:39 he's safe.

2:40 We could kill him, but we

2:42 won't for now.

2:44 Maybe later.

2:46 We'll find out next on the Golden

2:47 Bachelorette.

2:48 Okay.

2:49 I mean, how does one

2:50 tweet and have six different positions?

2:53 I mean, clearly we're not going to get

2:55 any clarity from listening to President

2:56 Trump.

2:57 Maybe maybe other people in his

2:58 inner circle can shed some light on

3:00 America's position.

3:01 Tucker Carlson, huge supporter of the president.

3:04 What do you think of the war?

3:06 I just don't want my

3:07 country to be further weakened or

3:09 destroyed by another one of these wars.

3:12 And boy, if you can't connect the dots

3:13 after 25 years of this, you're either

3:16 too dumb to participate in the

3:18 conversation or you're just a liar who

3:19 doesn't care.

3:21 Wow.

3:22 Wow.

3:22 I mean, Tucker, he hasn't been

3:24 this distraught since the WNBA got

3:26 popular.

3:28 Okay, Mr.

3:28 President, I hope you

3:29 understand what Tucker Carlson is

3:32 saying.

3:32 I don't know what Tucker Carlson is

3:34 saying.

3:34 Let him go get a television

3:35 network and say it so the people listen.

3:38 Thank you.

3:40 Snap.

3:41 Trump's like, "Go on TV and say

3:43 it, you bitch." That's right.

3:45 You can't because you got

3:47 kicked off Fox News for lying about me

3:48 winning the 2020 election, which I

3:50 appreciate, you[ __]

3:54 So, yes, Trump is not on the same page

3:56 as Tucker, and he seems to be at odds

3:59 with some of the other top MAGA minds as

4:01 well.

4:02 The American people have been

4:03 brainwashed into into believing that

4:06 America has to engage in these foreign

4:08 wars in order for for us to survive.

4:12 And it's absolutely not true.

4:15 Oh my god.

4:17 I can't believe I'm agreeing with

4:18 Marjorie Taylor Green.

4:21 I'm at war with

4:22 myself.

4:23 This can't be right.

4:24 Keep playing the clip.

4:25 I'm sure I'll find something to

4:27 disagree with her on.

4:29 They don't want to hear about politics.

4:30 They want to be able to afford food and

4:32 they want to be able to afford gas and

4:34 they just want to have fun for once in

4:37 their life.

4:37 They want to have fun.

4:39 YES, I STILL AGREE WITH HER.

4:41 FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES, Americans just want TO HAVE

4:44 FUN.

4:45 I DON'T WANT A WAR.

4:46 I WANT TO DANCE.

4:49 ALTHOUGH, you know what?

4:50 I'm I'm pretty sure Americans do know how to have fun

4:53 regardless of international conflicts.

4:55 I've never gotten a text saying, "Hey,

4:57 bro.

4:57 Territorial dispute in the South

4:59 China Sea.

4:59 barbecue's canceled.

5:03 So, doesn't seem like Trump is listening

5:06 to the anti-war wing of his party.

5:08 Maybe he'll listen to the anti-war wing of his

5:10 own administration, like Tulsi Gabbard,

5:13 his own director of national

5:14 intelligence.

5:15 Tulsi Gabbard testified in March that

5:17 that the intelligence community said

5:19 Iran wasn't building a nuclear weapon.

5:21 Okay.

5:21 What she said, I think they were

5:22 very close to having that one.

5:27 This is the benefit of appointing

5:28 unqualified crazy people to your team.

5:31 You could always be like, "Do you know

5:33 how crazy and unqualified she is?

5:36 I don't care what she said."

5:41 President Trump has announced a $20

5:43 billion bailout for Argentina.

5:48 Ar you or the more formal

5:56 Wow.

5:57 20 billion to bail out Argentina.

6:00 No offense, Mr.

6:01 President, but it seems

6:02 kind of weird that when people are going

6:03 hungry at home to hand out that much

6:04 cash to another country.

6:07 Argentina's fighting for its life, young

6:09 lady.

6:09 You don't know anything about it.

6:11 They're fighting for their life.

6:12 Nothing's benefiting Argentina.

6:14 They're fighting for their life.

6:15 You understand what that means?

6:17 They have no money.

6:18 They have no anything.

6:19 They're fighting so hard to survive.

6:21 I'm just curious.

6:22 You know, there's a

6:22 lot of countries suffering, including

6:23 the one that you run.

6:25 What makes their suffering more urgent?

6:27 I happen to like the president of

6:29 Argentina.

6:30 I think he's trying to do the

6:31 best he can.

6:32 How nice for Argentina.

6:34 If only our president had an inn with Donald Trump.

6:40 We live in Bizarro World.

6:42 The president of the United States is no longer even

6:45 trying to justify random foreign aid or

6:48 blatant cryptocurrency corruption or let

6:50 them eat cake optics all because he

6:53 loves us.

6:53 He claims to it's America

6:54 first.

6:56 And it creates moments of such

6:57 blatant irony that words almost fail.

7:01 Do you know what some of the billions going

7:03 to Argentina are being used for in the

7:05 midst of what may be a burgeoning hunger

7:07 crisis in America?

7:08 President Donald Trump buying beef from Argentina.

7:12 Beef?

7:14 WHAT THE[ __] TRUMP is for you.

7:18 Argentinian beef cattle ranchers.

7:20 Did you think you were

7:21 American cattle ranchers?

7:22 No.

7:23 You're they them.

7:24 They're you and YOU'RE THEY

7:26 ALONG WITH the people on food stamps who

7:28 will not be able to partake in this new

7:30 Argentinian beef glut.

7:32 Wrap your head around that.

7:34 You know, in a different

7:35 time on this program, we would

7:38 illustrate this disparity with a short

7:40 play.

7:41 Probably would have had John

7:42 Oliver come out dressed perhaps like

7:44 Oliver Twist.

7:47 We would do We would do a whole thing where he's

7:51 begging the president, "Please sir, I'd

7:54 like some more beef.

7:57 Argentinian beef." Yes.

7:58 And John would be using his fake English accent.

8:04 John is from Fort Lee.

8:11 This weekend, President Trump

8:15 and an elite team of Delta Force special

8:17 operators removed a dangerous foreign

8:20 dictator from power.

8:22 Not that one.

8:26 They're they're they're actually

8:28 friends.

8:28 And quite frankly, I think

8:30 business partners.

8:32 Uh, no.

8:33 No, not that that easy.

8:35 They're also quite close.

8:38 That's uh not okay.

8:39 Um, I believe these two have more of a

8:44 heated rivalry vibe if

8:50 you know what I mean.

8:51 So, it's not not

8:52 that one.

8:53 And no, that's that that one.

8:57 No, that wasn't us.

8:59 No, I'm talking about the now former

9:01 president of Venezuela, Nicholas Maduro,

9:04 who was reverse iced and imported.

9:09 He was actually imported

9:12 to a jail in in in in Brooklyn.

9:15 BUT DON'T FEEL BAD for him.

9:16 He was a feared

9:18 and cruel dictator.

9:20 Don't worry, be happy.

9:29 Bobby McFaren karaoke.

9:33 You monster.

9:36 Look, I I I know that clip makes him

9:38 seem benign and almost kind of comical,

9:39 but the truth is Maduro oversaw a

9:42 repressive regime that impoverished his

9:44 nation, silenced dissent, and killed

9:47 thousands.

9:50 La.

9:54 But his iron rule and ac capella terror

9:57 came to an end on Friday night when US

10:00 special forces raided Caracus,

10:02 Venezuela's only city as far as we know,

10:06 and snatched NICHOLAS MADURO OUT OF HIS

10:09 BEDROOM, apparently before he could even

10:11 take off his sleep mask.

10:17 His aura ring must have been like, "You had a bad

10:22 night.

10:25 You did not get good deep sleep.

10:29 Now obviously uh this is actually a very

10:31 fraught moment uh for the world.

10:32 It is highly unusual for any government, any

10:34 sovereign nation uh to violate the

10:36 airspace and territory of another

10:38 sovereign nation and hit the grab and go

10:40 on their president.

10:42 Explaining it will require the deaf hand

10:45 of an accomplished statesman.

10:50 Let me get there.

10:55 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the

10:56 President of the United States

10:58 addressing the nation in this solemn

11:02 solemn moment.

11:03 The United States armed

11:05 forces conducted an extraordinary

11:08 military operation in the capital of

11:12 Venezuela.

11:13 It was dark and it was

11:15 deadly.

11:16 Or if you look back to

11:18 the Jimmy Carter days, there were

11:21 different days.

11:22 Whether it's in Washington DC where we have a totally

11:24 safe city, restaurants are opening,

11:27 everyone's happy.

11:28 They're going, they're walking their daughters, they're walking

11:31 their children, their wives, restaurants

11:34 are opening all over Washington DC.

11:41 So, in closing, if we hadn't grabbed

11:44 Maduro, you'd still be taking Ubers to

11:46 Ruth's Chris.

11:50 Unless you think I'm making our

11:51 president look cavalier in this moment.

11:53 Here's Trump describing how he

11:54 experienced this consequential operation.

11:57 If you would have seen what happened.

11:59 I mean, I watched it literally like I was

12:01 watching a television show

12:03 and then I flipped over to see who was

12:05 on Kimmel.

12:06 I mean, can you believe he still GETS TO

12:10 INTERVIEW MILLIE BOBBY BROWN?

12:11 I mean, HE'S GOT NO TALENT.

12:12 ANYWAY, BACK TO ABDUCTING the president of Venezuela.

12:17 Look, no one knows how this operation is

12:19 going to work out, but based on the

12:20 United States track record, my guess is

12:22 we're going to be really happy about

12:23 this for a couple of weeks, and then 30

12:25 years from now, there will be a

12:27 Venezuelan left-fist revolution, and the

12:29 new government will point to this moment

12:30 as the reason our embassy there is on

12:32 fire, and it will absolutely ruin a

12:36 Democrat's presidency.

12:40 Generally, that's how this[ __] works.

12:43 And remember, the reason MAGA was so

12:45 high on Donald Trump was that he was the

12:47 guy who wasn't going to get involved

12:49 with this kind of[ __] anymore.

12:51 We do not seek war.

12:52 We do not seek

12:53 nation building.

12:54 We do not seek regime

12:56 change.

12:56 And we don't want to be the

12:57 world's policemen.

12:59 We don't want to be.

13:03 Those days are over now.

13:07 NO MORE AMERICAN BOOTS ON THE GROUND.

13:10 We're not afraid of boots on the ground.

13:16 NO MORE REBUILDING OTHER COUNT'S

13:18 INFRASTRUCTURE.

13:19 We have to rebuild their

13:20 whole infrastructure.

13:27 Well, it's not like we're going to be

13:28 running someone else's country.

13:30 We are going to run the country.

13:36 So, so let me get this.

13:39 This is a big change in America first

13:41 policy, is it not?

13:43 And a change in

13:44 policy this big is going to need some of

13:46 that Trump marketing and branding magic.

13:49 And the Monroe Doctrine is a a big deal.

13:52 But we've superseded it by a lot.

13:56 By a real lot.

13:58 They now call it the Donro

13:59 document.

14:08 Donroe doctrine.

14:11 That's the one when someone calls it

14:12 out, you go, "Look, no bad ideas."

14:18 But honestly, not your best work.

14:22 The Donro doctrine.

14:23 It's obviously a port manto of Monroe

14:26 and Donald.

14:30 I guess it's a spin-off of the Monroe

14:31 Doctrine, famously adopted by President

14:33 James Monroe in 1823 when he warned

14:35 colonial powers not to interfere in our

14:38 hemisphere.

14:39 Let let me let a historian

14:40 explain.

14:41 But you look over here, that's Monroe.

14:42 The Monroe Doctrine.

14:44 Why is he up there?

14:45 I think the Monroe Doctrine was pretty

14:47 important.

14:48 You know, that was his claim

14:50 to fame.

14:51 Claim to fame.

14:54 Like he ate 18 hot dogs in one sitting.

14:58 I mean, I guess it's correct.

14:59 You can't really name another thing Monroe was

15:01 famous for.

15:01 But it's not like everywhere

15:02 Monroe went, they'd be like, "Hey,

15:04 aren't you that guy from the doctrine?

15:07 BABE, GET OVER HERE.

15:08 IT'S THE DOCTRINE GUY." HEY,

15:12 what are you doing in our hemisphere?

15:20 I I told you that would work.

15:24 A little a little bit of our doctrine of

15:25 humor.

15:26 Slid it in.

15:32 The devastating effects of a regional

15:34 war have made everyone very nervous and

15:37 one person very happy.

15:40 This enables us to do what I have long

15:42 hoped to do for 40 years.

15:47 What?

15:47 I've had four decades of regime change

15:49 blue balls.

15:53 But of course, the announcement that our

15:54 nation is at war is the most solemn

15:56 moment of any president's tenure and an

15:59 opportunity to reassure an anxious

16:00 nation, to reaffirm the righteousness of

16:03 the cause.

16:04 A short time ago, the United States

16:07 military began major combat operations

16:11 in Iran.

16:12 Yeah.

16:12 I'm sorry.

16:13 Can I just jump in here

16:14 real quick?

16:14 Um, this is how we're doing this.

16:18 2 a.m.

16:19 Maraago basement.

16:21 No lighting.

16:22 You don't even have one of those

16:23 influencer halo things.

16:29 Justing go down in the basement and this

16:31 is what we're wearing.

16:33 Blazer, no tie, shirt unbuttoned.

16:36 Looking more like the father of the

16:38 bride settling up with the caterer.

16:41 Is that what we're doing?

16:43 And not to NITPICK OBVIOUSLY, BUT

16:45 BASEBALL HAT.

16:48 WE'RE GOING WITH A BASEBALL hat for a

16:51 war of choice.

16:52 Oh, I'm going to go down

16:53 and MAKE MY WAR ANNOUNCEMENT.

16:55 DON'T FORGET THE HAT I GOT YOU

16:58 AT THE AIRPORT SOUVENIR STORE.

17:08 IT'S BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD.

17:09 PUT IT ON.

17:13 IT GOES GREAT IN THE DARK.

17:22 JESUS[ __] MAN.

17:24 YOU HAD ALL THE

17:25 OPTIONS.

17:25 IT'S A WAR OF CHOICE.

17:27 YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS at the White House in a

17:29 suit in the I killed BIN LADEN HALLWAY,

17:32 BUT NO, YOU decided to go with vacation

17:35 house trucker hat guy who was about to

17:37 make an announcement at his club's

17:39 member member tournament.

17:42 It's classy.

17:44 Reminds me of FDR's day that we'll live

17:46 in infamy speech.

18:02 We have nothing to fear but glare in my

18:06 eyes.

18:10 But at the very least, we should at

18:12 least be thankful that the hat is on

18:15 forwards.

18:18 We're taking our nation to war.

18:34 It's all right.

18:34 I'll give you a

18:35 mulligan.

18:36 Come back tomorrow.

18:37 Dress for the war you want.

18:39 and then you can give

18:40 us perhaps a more sober launching of

18:42 this incredibly consequential moment.

18:45 The United States and its partners have

18:48 launched Operation Epic Fury.

18:51 I'm going to jump in right there,

18:52 please.

18:55 Epic Fury.

18:57 Is this a war or did the Paul brothers

18:59 launch another energy drink?

19:06 Stop letting the millennials name[ __]

19:08 I'm sorry.

19:09 I'm sorry.

19:09 I got off track.

19:12 How did Operation Epic Fury start?

19:15 This morning, the US and Israel

19:16 launching a major widescale daytime

19:18 attack on Iran.

19:20 Smoke seen rising near

19:21 government offices and Supreme Leader

19:23 Ayatollah Ali Ham's residence.

19:26 Oh, that's got to rattle Ham.

19:28 Although Ham's got to be on high alert.

19:30 I mean, I doubt he's anywhere near a location that

19:32 obvious given the advanced surveillance

19:34 he's been under from American and

19:36 Israeli intelligence.

19:37 This is the moment

19:38 that officials say the 86-year-old

19:40 Ayatollah was killed.

19:42 And he stayed in

19:43 his house.

19:46 Old people are soing stubborn.

19:53 It's like AH they really are like you cannot tell

20:00 them anything.

20:02 Sir, please.

20:02 You are in danger here.

20:04 I'M NOT LEAVING.

20:07 THIS IS MY HOUSE.

20:08 YEAH, I DIDN'T ASK YOU

20:09 TO STAY.

20:09 YOU CAN GO.

20:11 I'M STAYING.

20:12 What are they going to do?

20:18 The interesting thing about this war,

20:20 which just started, was that it was

20:21 clearly a long time in the planning and

20:24 yet the American people have heard very

20:25 little that is consistent about the

20:27 war's justification or ultimate aims.

20:29 In fact, THE NORMALLY LOQUACIOUS PRESIDENT

20:31 HAD AN opportunity with the national

20:33 press on Sunday night after flying back

20:35 from Mara Lago to the White House where

20:36 I'm sure he'd want to clarify the

20:38 public's uncertainty and reassure us.

20:41 President Trump tonight came home from

20:42 the White House.

20:43 He usually stops and

20:44 talked to the press.

20:44 He completely ignored us.

20:46 Instead, stopped and admired

20:48 some new statues that were being put

20:50 into the Rose Garden.

20:53 Come on.

20:55 That's fake news.

20:59 He's not a He's not a

21:00 daughtering Mr.

21:01 Mcoo having full-on conversations with inanimate sculpted

21:06 bronze.

21:07 Mr.

21:08 President, who do you want to leader

21:09 on?

21:11 Unbelievable statue to see.

21:28 DID YOU KNOW THE FOUNDERS WERE 14 FEET

21:30 TALL and so smooth?

21:37 By the way, if the president isn't being

21:38 forthcoming in a time of war, it's not

21:40 his power to declare war anyway.

21:41 Where's Congress on this?

21:43 The House is set to vote on the war

21:44 powers resolution on Thursday.

21:49 This coming Thursday.

21:52 The Thursday, Monday, Thursday.

21:56 YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE THURSDAY.

21:58 THE war already happened.

22:03 This is Trump's whole presidency.

22:04 He does WHATEVER THE HE WANTS.

22:06 AND THEN A FEW DAYS LATER, CONGRESS IS LIKE,

22:07 "Excuse me, roll your window down.

22:13 Excuse me.

22:15 Excuse me, sir.

22:17 Roll your window down.

22:19 Excuse me.

22:21 Excuse me, sir.

22:22 You're not allowed to

22:24 knock down the East Wing without a

22:25 permit from the homeowners association.

22:28 We're going to let it slide this time,

22:29 but next time you will lose access to

22:31 the clubhouse.

22:34 I swear to God, the United States

22:36 Congress is like male nipples.

22:40 WHY?

22:41 WHY DO YOU EXIST?

22:43 What do you do?

22:47 Nothing.

22:48 You do nothing.

22:50 YOU JUST SIT THERE WAITING for angels to

22:53 grab you when we die.

22:59 I can't think of anything more

23:00 dismissive and arrogant than this

23:02 president not directly addressing the

23:04 American people and explaining this war

23:06 more thoroughly.

23:09 Well, good morning.

23:10 This is not a

23:11 so-called regime change war, but the

23:14 regime sure did change.

23:17 Oh, for God's sakes.

23:19 I stand corrected.

23:21 Yes.

23:21 Apparently, the responsibility of

23:22 articulating our nation's military

23:24 strategy in Iran fell to Alpha Beta alum

23:30 Pete Hegth, whose humility and just the

23:33 Fax Ma'am approach made him the perfect

23:35 vessel for this important task.

23:37 We are not going to go into the exercise

23:39 of what we will or will not do.

23:40 We would never in front of a press pool u lay out

23:43 how long that may take.

23:44 Here's exactly how far we'll go.

23:46 Here's what we're willing to do and not do.

23:48 It's foolishness.

23:49 We're not dumb about it.

23:50 Is there a concern of this spiraling

23:52 into a longer war?

23:54 And then one for the

23:54 chairman when you're done.

23:56 Did you not hear my remarks?

24:02 Looks like somebody's been chugging a

24:03 little too much epic fury.

24:09 I know you're the defense secretary, but

24:10 you don't need to get so defensive.

24:13 Trump put a four-week timeline.

24:14 Are you saying that's wrong?

24:15 I heard the question about uh about four weeks.

24:18 It's the typical typical NBC sort of gotcha

24:21 type question.

24:24 Typical gotcha.

24:26 How long will the war last, sir?

24:30 ZING.

24:34 But of course, the basic gist of the

24:36 briefing is that the United States will

24:37 not tolerate a country that worships

24:39 this kind of supreme leader.

24:41 It took the 47th president, a fighter who always

24:44 puts America first to finally draw the

24:46 line.

24:47 It takes guts to actually enforce

24:48 it.

24:48 And our president has guts.

24:50 There's no better communicator than our

24:52 president.

24:52 He has shown a ability to do

24:54 that other presidents can't quite seem

24:56 to have the aperture to do.

24:58 You're right.

24:58 Nobody's got the laser

25:00 focus of one Donald Trump.

25:02 Let's go to the president at the White House today

25:04 giving brief remarks about the war

25:05 before a Medal of Honor ceremony.

25:08 Right from the be beginning we projected four

25:10 to five weeks but uh we have capability

25:14 to go far longer than that we'll do it

25:16 whatever somebody said today they said

25:19 oh well president wants to do it really

25:21 quickly after that he'll get bored I

25:23 don't get bored laser focused

25:30 you sure uh don't get bored you're not

25:33 some three-year-old that gets easily

25:34 distracted by something shiny on the All

25:37 we have a lot of great service members

25:40 here with us too in this beautiful

25:42 building.

25:42 Isn't it beautiful?

25:44 We're adding on to the building a little bit.

25:46 We're improving the building.

25:48 See that nice drape?

25:50 I picked those drapes in my

25:51 first term.

25:53 I always like gold.

25:55 But I think we can save a lot of money.

25:56 I just saved I just saved curtains.

26:00 But uh and it will be it'll be

26:02 spectacular.

26:03 It be the most beautiful

26:04 ballroom.

26:04 I believe it's cuz I built

26:05 many a ballroom.

26:06 I believe it's going to

26:07 be the most beautiful ballroom anywhere

26:10 in the world.

26:24 Can't believe it.

26:25 Our bombs are now

26:27 smarter than our president.

26:31 So well Jesus little uh little

26:38 anyway back to the war.

26:40 So will any congressional leaders be

26:42 more forthcoming with the American

26:43 people?

26:43 Is anybody going to let the

26:44 American people in on the plan here?

26:47 Is there a plan?

26:48 Does the president have

26:49 a plan to guarantee that that happens?

26:52 No.

26:52 It's not his job or my job to do

26:55 this.

26:56 How many times do I have to tell

26:57 you?

26:58 Why are you trying to ruin my war?

27:02 Why?

27:04 I just started AND I'M HAVING SUCH a

27:06 good I bought a new suit and shin a

27:08 shoe.

27:10 The kind you put a nickel in for good

27:11 luck in my Now, if you'll excuse me, I

27:13 have some celebrity catap and a lime

27:15 ricky with my name on it.

27:16 Good day.

27:19 I said good day.

27:23 This is Trump's America.

27:24 Maybe I'm oldfashioned, but even regimes I

27:26 disagreed with respected the American

27:28 people enough or felt some obligation to

27:30 at least lie to us in prime time.

27:32 Did anybody get filled in on this?

27:35 An Israeli military official I spoke to

27:36 told me that there were thousands of

27:38 hours of planning between US and Israeli

27:40 military officials.

27:42 Oh, anything for the bombing buddy BB.

27:45 You told Israel more than you told us.

27:48 But like giving a hand job on your

27:50 birthright trip, it was a secret that

27:53 stayed in Israel.

28:01 Yeah.

28:02 Yeah, they did it.

28:04 They know.

28:06 On the bus, under the blanket.

28:08 They know.

28:17 Not real hats.