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0:00 Okay, I believe.

0:04 Mitch, I'm back to YouTube.

0:04 I don't know what just happened, bro.

0:06 Did I get my challenge that I was trying to get earlier?

0:08 I actually wasn't trying to do a challenge.

0:11 I wasn't on earlier.

0:13 So, I don't know unless somebody's messaging you on Discord.

0:17 We do have somebody pretending to be me, so please report that account.

0:20 If that's what happened here, what's in the item shop today?

0:22 It did just reset, bro.

0:24 It did just reset.

0:25 I'm not going to lie.

0:26 Let's go back and take a lookskies.

0:27 It's in a bookskies, bro.

0:29 It's in a bookskies.

0:30 Naveed, Matthew, let's go.

0:32 Bro, getting the stream pumped out here today.

0:34 All right, let's peep the shop today, bro.

0:35 The trap What is that from?

0:39 Genuinely, what's the traveler from?

0:41 Chronos: The New Dawn?

0:42 Is that a video game?

0:43 What is that?

0:46 That's kind of a scary skin, low-key.

0:48 It's a survival game.

0:51 It's kind of scary.

0:52 It's kind of scary, low-key.

0:53 It's smart, though.

0:54 Dude, now I need Mr.

0:55 Burkes Cash, dude.

0:57 How we doing today, chat?

0:57 We literally just started the stream.

0:58 What's up, Zachary?

0:59 What up, Winner?

0:59 What up, Chicken?

1:00 Orange, how we doing today, chat?

1:00 I'm streaming in a couple apps, by the way, so.

1:02 Why do they rush collabs and put out a skin?

1:04 Did they do that?

1:09 The Brain Rot Bundle.

1:10 New pair of Nike shoes, okay.

1:12 Not going to lie, the squared stream is pretty clean.

1:14 I like that.

1:15 They got Cupid Kitty, Teacup Teepa.

1:18 They got it all here, man.

1:21 What else do we get here?

1:22 I kind of low-key like Lock Bot.

1:23 It looks like a that Astro game from PlayStation.

1:29 I'm sorry, is this thing like they put the new the new skin on the bottom here?

1:32 Is that what's going on?

1:33 Like, if you want to see it,

1:34 you got to go to the bottom, but it's only on the top.

1:36 Wait.

1:37 Did they mean to put that out, chat?

1:38 Or did it glitch?

1:42 Or did it glitch?

1:44 Did they mean to put that thing out?

1:46 What do you get?

1:47 This is just it?

1:49 Did you guys play this game?

1:52 Oh, I was in Zimmy's chat, Garrett.

1:54 My bad, bro.

1:55 Yeah, sorry.

1:56 I I was like, how would anybody know?

1:58 Yeah, I got it done.

1:58 It was for a video.

1:59 We're doing we are we doing a I was making an ad earlier today.

2:02 So, we got it.

2:03 Thank you for asking.

2:03 Yes, we got it done.

2:04 And he's in the video.

2:08 He's a good guy, bro.

2:10 You're going to buy it using code legions

2:11 and lock it when you got stuff like that.

2:13 This is the shop ain't too bad.

2:14 I bought the Aston Martin.

2:16 Alfredo, thank you for the dollar 49.

2:18 Go.

2:19 What's up, Kyle?

2:19 Appreciate you tuning in, dude.

2:21 Should I buy it, Loki?

2:24 I don't really know.

2:25 It's kind of creepy, bro.

2:29 Wait, it comes with edits?

2:31 No.

2:32 I don't know.

2:33 I don't think I'm going to get it.

2:33 I got I'm good.

2:34 I'm good.

2:35 I don't think I'm getting it cuz I don't know the game, bro.

2:36 I don't know the game like that.

2:38 Get the Replays bundle?

2:38 I almost have that entire thing already bought out, bro.

2:41 But Replays did get a bundle, dude.

2:43 Check it out.

2:43 No, Gary, you're good, bro.

2:46 W's only or change the name to getting stomped by pubs?

2:49 Okay, Dave.

2:50 I need you to like I need you

2:54 to just like understand some things about me right now.

2:57 One, yeah, okay, we've been getting smacked around.

3:00 Number two, chat, I'm not going to lie to you

3:03 and not just cuz I'm I'm dropping a sponsored video this weekend.

3:05 I'm kind of addicted to the arenas mode that came out.

3:09 Um I always enjoyed one V ones in every game I ever played.

3:13 I was like top 20 in the world in Halo

3:14 3 back in the day for game battles solo singles.

3:18 Used to play Ninja and everybody back in the day and good times.

3:23 Mac, baby.

3:25 So many other players.

3:26 But anyways, like I've always liked ones in games

3:29 and arenas is fun and I'm not I don't even build.

3:32 Like I have to show you my strategy.

3:33 I'm like plat two right now in ranked.

3:35 Like I've won like 130 rounds of it.

3:39 But it is so fun.

3:41 And you get a a really cool back bling if you get 300 round wins.

3:44 I'm not going to lie,

3:45 it's going to take me like 10 10 round wins if you're playing awful players.

3:51 Could take a while.

3:51 For some reason I don't I don't know why solos isn't in ranked,

3:53 but it's pretty fun though.

3:54 What's up, mean moose?

3:55 Oh, shoo, good to see you.

3:57 There was a time.

4:00 Kong, so Dante was first, but you can't see who's first,

4:07 but I can't cuz I have my chat open and I'm here before you're here.

4:09 So, it shows me, but it shows you cuz when you join the chat,

4:13 it only shows your typing first instead

4:16 of the other ones unless they're in real time.

4:17 So, if you didn't see it, so.

4:20 What's up, gouge?

4:21 What up, you won?

4:21 What up, cringe?

4:22 Cash, I play zero build mostly.

4:24 Mostly play zero build.

4:25 But, I mean, I'll play I'll play build.

4:27 Also, if you're watching on YouTube, man, drop a like, goat.

4:29 What up, stray?

4:31 You're closer than first, brother.

4:34 Ali, hope you have a great day as well.

4:36 Let's go.

4:37 I can give you what's owed to you.

4:38 I'm doing good today, gouge.

4:39 I'm doing good today, you won.

4:42 I think a couple vic roys.

4:43 Should I want to do I want to do some tier

4:44 I want to do some tier lists tonight with you guys.

4:46 No fib.

4:47 I'm thinking like fast food, candy,

4:51 just kind of big back energy stuff, you know?

4:54 Oh, wow.

4:55 I don't even need another weapon.

4:57 Bro, they just keep adding OP stuff in this game and they don't stop, dude.

5:01 Cuz they can't, they won't, and they don't stop.

5:08 It's been a while.

5:09 What up, stew?

5:12 I'll do some tier lists tonight, bro.

5:15 I'm saying.

5:16 We're like in that Chat,

5:17 does anybody know if we're going to get Star Wars again this year in Fortnite?

5:24 That might be the dagger.

5:26 They If they pop out If they pop out a full month of Star Wars,

5:30 that might make a lot of people mad.

5:32 Last year they were Last year they were real mad, bro.

5:38 That full Low-key, that was Kylie's favorite season, dude.

5:40 I don't know what.

5:41 She was enjoying that.

5:43 She's like, "I'm popping off." Like, all the guns were one shot.

5:47 She's like, "I'm hurt." Get smacked, idiot.

5:50 I She never said that, but I would literally

5:52 pay to hear my wife trash talk somebody, bro.

5:54 I would pay for it.

5:57 She does it like sneaky though.

5:58 You remember remember You remember Y'all remember my wife when she

6:00 got She started getting a little cocky with the drum gun?

6:02 You remember that?

6:03 Chat.

6:04 You remember that night she was like this?

6:06 She Everything was like what?

6:07 She was like, "I just can't miss with this thing.

6:09 I just can't I can't miss with this." And then died like 12 seconds afterwards.

6:13 Iconic moment on stream.

6:14 I can't miss with this thing.

6:15 Ga ga ga ga ga Dad.

6:18 WIFE DEAD.

6:19 NICE.

6:22 Wife down.

6:23 Full knocked.

6:25 Should they fix the uh They fixed the chaos reloader, didn't they?

6:30 Like supposedly it's useful now.

6:35 Dead on me.

6:36 Dead on three.

6:37 Dead on four.

6:41 Jeffy said when you join the chat it

6:42 shows you showing me showing the chat showing you.

6:44 I don't know what that means, bro.

6:45 What up, butcher?

6:46 What up, babe?

6:47 Typical babe.

6:48 Hello, governor.

6:49 Hello, there.

6:51 Hello, there.

6:53 That person from my neighborhood.

6:56 Should I have about the three hours yesterday of karaoke, right?

6:59 Not going to lie.

7:00 Not doing that today.

7:01 My throat is torched.

7:03 I'm not going to fib to you.

7:05 I may bust one out before the end

7:06 of stream though cuz I was having too much fun.

7:08 It also killed the YouTube stream, bro.

7:10 It's kind of crazy.

7:12 It's like they don't want you to do copyright stuff over there,

7:14 bro, or something like that.

7:15 Cuz they're maybe they're maybe they're just maybe

7:16 they're just not having too much fun, you know.

7:21 I feel like you sign on and you get a freebie.

7:25 Abby, thank you so much for the for the diamonds.

7:28 What's up, Vernon?

7:32 Diamonds are forever.

7:35 What up, toxicity?

7:38 The best was when Kyle was big

7:39 and the guy would re-peak while holding the DMR out.

7:41 I know.

7:41 I know.

7:42 Iconic.

7:44 They got to put uh skins in for the boys, dude.

7:47 Call of Duty already did it, so who knows.

7:49 You know what I mean?

7:52 That show is crazy.

7:53 That show is literally insane, bro.

7:56 And I saw you and I did.

8:07 Bro, are we being serious right now?

8:17 I'm trying to drive in the BRZ as car, dude.

8:28 What if I didn't get involved cuz I'm still talking to chat cuz

8:31 it's the first game of the stream and I'm trying to relax, my guy.

8:35 CHAT.

8:40 HE WAS IN THE CAR THE WHOLE BRO, I'M SUING.

8:50 You know what I mean?

8:57 Does he not see me for real?

9:02 Is that a friendly?

9:13 Brother, they should have never put this pistol in the game, bro.

9:17 Are you joshing me?

9:21 Be so Dude.

9:26 Chat, are we kidding?

9:28 This thing is wild.

9:31 This thing is wild, man.

9:33 That's wild, chat.

9:35 Shout out to you for the 29 months, well, happy birthday Azert.

9:40 Hope you have the best day ever.

9:42 Yesterday was my brother's wife's birthday

9:45 and my dad's birthday is also this weekend,

9:47 so April's pretty much the coolest month to be born or whatever,

9:51 at least according to like me and stuff like that.

10:01 That thing got a speed loader on it.

10:03 My papa is born a speed loader to help him out

10:06 to if that way he did you know what I mean?

10:09 It helped him out.

10:14 You're kidding me.

10:29 I just got the Reaper out of this.

10:31 Are you kidding me?

10:39 I feel like I shouldn't keep the glove

10:41 or I should keep the gloves but like low-key chat.

10:45 I have been this is the greatest sniper they've ever put in this game, bro.

10:50 One of them, dude.

10:52 One of them.

10:52 You know what?

10:53 I don't actually have that outfit typical.

10:54 I wouldn't I wouldn't playing this one.

10:56 Do I like the new reload map?

10:57 Haven't played it.

10:57 What's up DH?

10:59 Dylan, thank you so much for the diamonds, brother.

11:00 Good diamond door forever forever forever

11:04 forever forever forever forever forever forever

11:07 forever forever forever forever Hit one of those, bro, while I'm T-posing.

11:10 Come on, that's what it is.

11:12 Tony, thank you for the raid.

11:14 Bro, we better pop off with the sniper rifle.

11:16 I'm not going to fib.

11:18 No boosters is a little crazy,

11:20 but I think I'd get away with the five piece and a biscuit, man.

11:23 I got the double I got the double pack on here.

11:26 Chat, I got this Mountain Dew Baja Citrus today to try.

11:30 Cabo Citrus, pretty good.

11:33 I got the zero version.

11:34 I think Mountain Dew diet is decent.

11:37 But I feel like they could step their game up, low-key.

11:40 Also, I think there's more caffeine in the zero than there is in the regular.

11:42 So, that's that's a W for me today cuz I'm tired, bro.

11:46 I'm tired.

11:47 You believe games are living?

11:48 I'm a whiny baby.

11:52 I'm a whiny baby.

11:57 Oh, oh.

11:59 Uh pizza planet here.

12:00 We got your order for a quadruple

12:02 anchovy special deluxe supreme olives and anchovies only.

12:09 Here we go.

12:10 Have you ever tried some Dr.

12:11 Pepper?

12:11 Yeah, yeah, it's so good.

12:15 I have.

12:17 Love me some Dr.

12:17 Pepper.

12:18 Have you had the Dr.

12:18 Pepper cream soda?

12:20 Does that actually slap?

12:21 I think Dr.

12:22 Pepper may have some of the best variations of flavors, bro.

12:25 Mountain Dew just does whatever.

12:27 They're like, "This one's milk-flavored Mountain Dew.

12:29 You like that?" I think you do.

12:34 Tyler, they give you the 17 months.

12:37 You get the 17 months on the show, dude.

12:40 You get the 17 months on the show right now, dude.

12:46 Gorp Gorp you on with the 10 months.

12:48 What's good, dude?

12:49 Dr.

12:49 Pepper coconut, a lot of people were saying that's delicious,

12:51 but I don't know I I I just don't know.

12:57 Is this hitscan or am I just bad, bro?

13:03 Truly, why would I use a sniper?

13:05 You know what I'm saying?

13:09 I'm using a sniper for aura.

13:12 They make this thing like The fact this is hit scan is actually ridiculous.

13:30 I'm pretty sure it is, bro.

13:32 It's better than the sniper from a long distance.

13:33 Like I don't know.

13:44 There.

13:45 You got to be joshing me with these SHOTS RIGHT NOW.

13:48 YO, TODD, you're popping off.

13:49 That's all.

13:51 Why did you call me the Loki?

13:53 Seems like you're just bringing me down.

13:57 Have I tried the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with the marshmallow?

13:59 No, dude, but it sounds delicious, bro.

14:03 It sounds so good.

14:04 It sounds so good.

14:05 They have that?

14:07 Dude, Reese's Have y'all seen the the beef

14:09 right now with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups shot?

14:11 They're talking about how it doesn't have

14:12 real chocolate and peanut butter in it anymore.

14:14 And like the grandson of Reese's like came out and was like,

14:16 "Yo, this chocolate's trash now." And I'm like,

14:20 I still enjoy it, but I'm like, bro, they need to do something, bro.

14:24 Bring it back to chocolate.

14:27 Butterfinger's got better recently.

14:32 Pizza here.

14:33 Welcome to the pizza planet.

14:35 Welcome to the pizza planet.

14:36 It's a planet made of pizza.

14:45 Favorite Reese's product?

14:46 Ooh, honestly, the Reese's sticks.

14:50 They taste like Nutty Bars Nutty Bars used to taste.

14:53 Um Every After everything went cheap and like that fake

14:57 kind of waxy chocolate like here in the United States,

14:59 like a lot of our chocolate's like waxy fake confectionary,

15:02 like not actual chocolate.

15:04 But the Reese's sticks still taste really good.

15:08 Rivalry war.

15:09 Oh, they just bought the outfit.

15:11 Wow.

15:20 I feel like uh I feel like Poseidon is over here hiding perhaps.

15:29 Is he on the bounty board here?

15:34 You know what's going to happen.

15:35 I'm just going to get lasered for like 190 in the back of my skull, bro.

15:37 Like that's what's going to happen here.

15:43 My favorite chocolate ever?

15:46 Man, you know we have a place here

15:50 in Kansas City that does like homemade bonbons and chocolates

15:55 called uh Christopher Elbow and they have like

15:58 a uh I don't know how to word shot it, but I like a creme brulee chocolate bar.

16:04 That's pretty good.

16:05 I like that one.

16:06 But we're talking like regular regular chocolate.

16:09 I'm I'm not really a fancy chocolate guy.

16:10 I just thought that was fun to mention.

16:11 I I'd probably say like I'd probably say Reese's Sticks.

16:14 I'm not going to lie.

16:15 Or Reese's Fast Break.

16:17 Or y'all remember uh Take 5s?

16:18 Take 5s were good.

16:19 They have pretzels in them.

16:21 Reese's like some of the stuff, dude.

16:22 They're just so good.

16:23 What's that?

16:23 Movits, lady.

16:26 Kyle, you're the three months, big dog.

16:28 Big K, appreciate it.

16:31 What's good?

16:32 Handicappable, how you doing?

16:34 I prefer dark chocolate.

16:35 Yeah, Kylee's a big dark chocolate.

16:39 She's a dark chocolate fiend, actually.

16:43 I'm not going to lie.

16:44 That's like probably the only thing she craves sweets-wise.

16:46 Me, I'm literally like that at a gas station donut.

16:48 Just put it Yeah, put it in the bag.

16:49 Yeah, put it in the bag.

16:51 What's going to give me diabetes faster here?

16:54 Yeah, stuff it in there for big porker, okay?

16:56 J- JP Jordan pork needs that right there.

17:03 Shove it in the bag.

17:03 I need a donut right now.

17:04 I go nuts for the donuts right now, okay?

17:07 I'm sorry.

17:07 Is this a donut free zone?

17:12 What do you mean I can't have 12 donuts before my surgery?

17:16 That wasn't on the instruction manual.

17:18 Yeah, Ghirardelli chocolate is fire.

17:19 I've been to their like their tour you can do in San Francisco, right?

17:25 I do love those.

17:26 Zingers were goated, bro.

17:28 After Little Debbie's or Hostess sold out though,

17:31 cuz they went bankrupt, their food has not been the same.

17:33 I'm still going to eat it.

17:34 We all know I'm telling you this right now.

17:35 If you like those Little Debbie's donuts, the powdered ones, get Entenmann's.

17:38 They're way better.

17:40 Like I still like the Little Debbie's, but they're they're not the same, bro.

17:43 Those Entenmann's donuts are so much better from the store in a package now.

17:51 Speaking You know the glazed ones that have

17:55 like the little like not the nuts on them,

17:57 but the coconut donuts you can get that are like coconut flakes?

18:03 My We My grandma for some reason we had a bag of it

18:07 and my grandma was eating them in the back of my Charger, okay?

18:09 She's 80 87 years old and I we we get home

18:13 and I'm not looking at it till I get back to my house.

18:15 So, I look in the back seat and there is just

18:17 like it's like it it's like my grandma crumpled the bag

18:23 on the inside and then just sprayed it all over this There

18:25 were like 6,200 coconut flakes on the back seat of my car.

18:29 I was like, "Grandma, what I was like, "Did any of it get in your mouth?

18:33 Did you get a single bite of this?

18:36 Did you taste it at all?

18:38 Or did it just Did you Did you make it a part of the seats?

18:42 My car smells like a like a donut shop.

18:47 Dude, Hunt Brothers Pizza is goated, bro.

18:48 Only small town folk know.

18:50 Come on, be real.

18:52 That was the only pizza I could get when I

18:53 was a kid was Hunt Brothers at my grandma's house though.

19:07 This guy didn't even know what he got hit by, bro.

19:08 Guarantee it.

19:15 Talk about that gas station pizza, Jersey Mike's.

19:20 Yeah, aren't they getting bought out?

19:22 I do like me some Jersey Mike's.

19:23 I feel like Jersey Mike's is a superior fast food sandwich, you know?

19:26 They They kind of go crazy over there.

19:30 Let me get that uh Mike's way.

19:39 Yeah, that's fine.

19:40 Let me just, you know, watch him lag around a little bit.

20:02 How you doing?

20:03 Go go, you're dead, Ranger.

20:19 You going to look down on me now?

20:21 You look down on me, I'm going to snap you in the forehead.

20:22 I want you to know that.

20:24 I want you to know what's going to happen if you look down on me right there.

20:27 Come on, look down on me.

20:30 Look down on me.

20:31 Come on now.

20:32 This is the only time I've ever wanted somebody to look down on me.

20:35 Come on.

20:50 Yo, I see you got the brand new item, dude, from the item shop.

20:54 What's up, Jax?

20:55 Yo, what if you came down to play low-key instead

20:57 of hit up there like scared and stuff like that?

21:05 Even though I'm in a bush, dude.

21:06 technically I'm a hypocrite.

21:07 I don't know, bro.

21:14 I'm going to land on him.

21:17 First game on, we land on him, bro.

21:31 Oh, he's being so serious right now.

21:38 Oh, he's being Oh, well.

22:03 I mean, I could have just killed him,

22:04 but I kind of wanted to like stunt a little.

22:08 I don't have any boosts?

22:10 I'm being scammed, bro.

22:30 This is fine.

22:32 This is like a normal game.

22:34 You should play with Courage to stream more often.

22:35 Well, that man don't play no Fortnite, brother.

22:37 I would.

22:42 OH.

22:43 WHAT?

22:55 NO!

22:55 GET INSIDE!

23:09 WHAT IS THIS kind of Chat him.

23:37 YES!

23:39 YES!

23:41 OH, YEAH.

23:45 I just want to snipe you, bro.

23:46 Quit being weird.

24:00 NO!

24:01 NO, I'M I'M DEAD.

24:02 I'M DEAD.

24:02 I MESSED AROUND TOO MUCH.

24:03 I MESSED AROUND TOO MUCH.

24:09 He has to be out of gas.

24:11 This dude has to be out of gas, bro.

24:30 DUDE, HE LITERALLY LIVED?

24:33 HE LITERALLY LIVED?

24:35 CHAT, THIS GUY IS INVINCIBLE, BRO.

24:38 HOW DID HE HAVE SO MUCH UTIL?

24:41 HOW DID HE HAVE SO MUCH UTIL, BRO?

24:45 126 plus the shottie?

24:49 I'm out here TRYING TO TROLL TOO MUCH, MAN.

24:50 It's game one, chat.

24:51 Come on, we can't like overgo crazy, bro.

24:54 You know You know mean?

24:55 We can't over go crazy.

25:00 That's insane.

25:00 I I mean, so I just got to sit here now.

25:04 I got to sit here, bro.

25:05 Is there any Sometimes that you play with the food, bro, and you die.

25:08 But also, I don't think I ever need to pick the Reaper sniper rifle up again.

25:11 I'm not going to lie to you, bro.

25:13 Cuz I don't think it's that great.

25:16 Mitch, man.

25:17 Nah.

25:18 Nah, cuz there's no BR in that game, bro.

25:20 They had a chance, dude.

25:23 This is crazy.

25:23 He's going to make me sit here and watch.

25:26 That's insane, bro.

25:28 He's going to let me pop like a piñata.

25:31 Not on my watch.

25:37 Not on my watch, chat.

25:40 I'm out here running around, having fun.

25:42 Guys got a combat AR just trying to hold it down, man.

25:44 I got to give him props, bro.

25:45 He wanted it worse.

25:47 He wanted it worse, bro, for sure.

25:52 Mhm.

25:54 No, what?

25:56 Tibia, was the Reaper sniper?

25:57 I found it randomly in somebody else's rift.

26:00 So, that was fun.

26:04 What's the suit he was wearing?

26:05 Uh Shinji, it is this one right here.

26:08 Wait.

26:10 I thought it's the traveler.

26:12 I'm like I'm half in, I'm half out on buying it.

26:16 It's in the It came into the shop today.

26:19 I don't know really what it's It kind of looks

26:21 like uh the little brother of the Fallout skin.

26:26 Not to be confused with the band Fallout Boy.

26:31 Fallout Boy is back.

26:33 What up, Ray?

26:34 Appreciate you guys are tuned in.

26:35 If you guys wouldn't mind dropping a like.

26:37 If you watch on TikTok, actually, if you hit the little share button,

26:41 you don't have to share it to anybody, and you hit copy,

26:43 it helps the stream go out to more people.

26:45 I think it's on like every app, cuz it doesn't know what you do with it.

26:48 It just assumes you're sharing it to somebody,

26:50 cuz they can't track that, but it helps the stream actually, so.

26:52 Mhm.

26:54 Jacks, no, we played Fortnite like two, three weeks ago together.

26:57 Me and me and Courage did, so.

27:05 You missed you did end up missing out on the free outfit yesterday?

27:07 No, that's crazy.

27:10 So, it was a 2-minute Battle Royale search time because they gave me

27:13 my one freebie for the day and now I have to play my heart out.

27:17 Like we'll never have a game like we just had for the rest of it.

27:19 I will never be able to have fun and fly around

27:20 and pass away at the end of it like that, bro.

27:25 Yes!

27:26 Look at the goats in there, dude.

27:32 Thank you, Damian and Shini.

27:34 And Vlone, appreciate y'all.

27:37 The FNCS Grand Finals.

27:39 I'd gladly take that crown from you because that means something to me.

27:42 Where I'm from, crowns mean something.

27:45 Back in the good old days, if you had the crown,

27:48 that means you could actually have a taste.

27:50 Just sort of make sure you weren't going to be poisoned there.

27:53 That's what it's like to be the king of England in 1493.

27:58 Ah, so it's been a while.

28:01 But you could hold your What up, Cam?

28:05 What up, Azerty?

28:06 Yes, bro, appreciate it.

28:10 No, you're good, Jacks.

28:14 The crowns.

28:15 I love the crowns.

28:16 No, I do.

28:17 I mean, I do actually genuinely I like that they

28:20 just have little That's what's always made Fortnite like special, bro.

28:22 It's like just random little things that they just added to the game, you know?

28:29 You need those little random quality of life

28:31 updates that you didn't think you need.

28:32 What's up, Rusty?

28:32 What up, Anthony?

28:35 Glad to hear my voice is good after your concert last Yo,

28:37 I am so torched after that concert.

28:40 Oh, a farmhouse!

28:41 Meemaw, you didn't!

28:43 You got me a beach house?

28:46 In 1930, this have cost $42.

28:51 In barter bucks, cuz money wasn't worth a whole lot,

28:53 cuz we were in the Great Depression.

28:57 Well, we were in the Great Depression, sweetie.

28:59 Me and Mom used to eat cabbage for breakfast,

29:01 lunch, and dinner for like 3 years.

29:04 Oh.

29:08 Shut up and get my bounty of God.

29:11 No blues is kind of insane though.

29:13 Let's point that out.

29:15 Hey, that's a viewer's name, man.

29:18 That's my local over here.

29:19 That's log jam.

29:23 When do I think I'll stream some games with Kurt?

29:25 I have no idea, brother.

29:27 I hope I hope we find something to play together at some point again.

29:33 I think we might be doing some content

29:34 together soon that's not just uh Fortnite stuff.

29:38 Which should be fun.

29:41 Ted, I've been thinking, bro, like I've been thinking.

29:43 I'm like, what if I got the boys together and we did some IRL streams?

29:46 You know what I mean?

29:48 Like just something ridiculous.

29:56 That'd be fun.

30:02 That would be a good time.

30:05 A good time shall be had.

30:07 Who is my Wait, I have to go secure my rivalry contract now?

30:11 Boo.

30:12 Boo.

30:13 Boo.

30:15 Boo.

30:16 Like who even gets murdered on a beach like this, bro?

30:19 What is that?

30:22 Like who got him?

30:24 He's got to be over there, right?

30:25 Dude's taking 20 minutes to loot one POI.

30:27 It makes sense.

30:29 It's It's out here.

30:30 He's still over there.

30:32 He's got his little rat whiskers on.

30:39 Six.

30:40 Nice.

30:41 Wow.

30:42 I'm going to go again.

30:42 I'm going back towards the where I imagine the guy's hiding at.

30:46 I'm going to do it, bro.

30:47 I'm going to do it.

30:47 Appreciate you watching, Damien.

30:48 Let's go, dude.

30:52 Yeah, we went We went like We were going insane last night.

30:56 I'm not going to lie.

30:56 Last night's stream was was one

30:58 of the most unhinged Fortnite Festival concerts ever.

31:03 I need to get more songs.

31:06 Right?

31:06 We need more songs.

31:07 THOUGHTS, CHAT?

31:10 OH, TED, what's good?

31:12 Yo, Big T.

31:13 How you doing, my guy?

31:19 Oh, this is uh This is an insanely bad combo if I miss.

31:29 Like, let's just point that out.

31:33 Like, I miss with this, we are d e a d.

31:35 Get that team away from me.

31:41 You have four bullets.

31:50 No, I think that would be so sick, though.

31:53 More songs.

31:57 More sing-alongs.

31:59 At this point, bro, they need to partner with like

32:02 Spotify to like AI the songs in the game,

32:04 and you should be able to use them for like free.

32:09 You should be able to use the songs for free.

32:19 You said, "I don't know.

32:19 Black Ops 7 feels weird." Dude, I love that game.

32:24 I'm not going to lie.

32:25 I play I play almost every night I play Black Ops Royale.

32:29 I think it's like the best game mode Call

32:30 of Duty's come out with literally since Warzone first dropped.

32:36 It We win like two, three games a night.

32:38 I thought about I thought about streaming it just kind of low-key late.

32:43 Cuz we're kind of nasty.

32:45 We probably win like 60% of our games.

32:47 And I'm playing with my 42-year-old brother.

32:51 Dude, stop that.

32:53 STOP THAT.

32:53 STOP THAT.

33:02 Stop that.

33:04 What they talking about removing festival?

33:06 I know Rocket Racing is probably going to get removed, right?

33:08 Cuz like nobody plays it.

33:11 I mean That's probably the only reason why

33:13 they get rid of modes cuz nobody plays them.

33:18 I need a better computer.

33:20 That uh That is helpful.

33:25 It's funny because we I have like an extremely nice

33:28 computer and then I run my settings on like dirt mode.

33:32 So.

33:34 That was just like what?

33:36 You know what I mean?

33:37 It's like you It's like I run my settings

33:39 on as low as possible and it's not even really on purpose.

33:43 I played in that one tournament and just never put on high settings again.

33:52 Also, I just installed a new uh SSD to my computer,

33:56 that NVMe, the SanDisk that I got sent.

33:59 Did the winner of our Did the winner

34:00 of our SanDisk giveaway get their get their product yet?

34:05 Chat, I bought that Aston Martin.

34:06 It's low-key kind of nice.

34:10 He didn't stick the landing, bro.

34:16 Wow.

34:17 Woo.

34:28 This is the These These the two weirdest games I've ever played, bro.

34:34 What do you mean?

34:35 Yeah, that's possible.

34:37 That's possible, bro, for sure.

34:43 I'm going to cry, bro.

34:51 Wait.

34:52 Big brain.

34:58 Wait.

35:01 Bro, why do I got to stick it?

35:03 Why do I got to stick it, bro?

35:04 Why do I got to stick it?

35:04 Why do I got to stick it?

35:20 Nah.

35:21 Nah, I Yeah, I need a bunker.

35:23 I do need a bunker and I have it.

35:25 I'm not going to lie, but I got rid of my bunkers and I've wasted all my fists,

35:28 which means I should have get my bunkers.

35:29 What's up, no face?

35:31 You said build?

35:35 What's up, Silverback?

35:36 I'm uh I'm a zero builds, my guy.

35:40 I know.

35:40 I know.

35:41 You can leave now.

35:42 You said aw, I'm going for it, bro.

36:00 Hey, Jack, can I like not hear from you guys

36:03 for a little while about what you're watching right now, please?

36:06 If that thing disappears, Dude, we don't give up in this family, bro.

36:13 We don't give up.

36:22 You know I'll never back down.

36:23 Never what?

36:24 Have I ever been 11 worth?

36:25 Yes.

36:26 I sure have.

36:27 I sure have.

36:31 I sure have.

36:31 I've been up there.

36:32 They got some pretty good Mexican restaurants in that town.

36:39 You said everything else is slop is crazy.

36:42 No, I actually feel like we got a pretty good mobile player this year.

36:44 I just think that a lot of people will

36:46 have been mad at COD for a while, you know?

36:49 And so I'm facing off against rivalry.

36:56 There I can I guess I had the names hidden again,

36:59 but Now, where is this guy at, bro?

37:14 Okay.

37:19 I definitely think I'm going to die because I have that gun in my inventory,

37:22 but like it doesn't look like it's completely

37:25 fixed or is it just a 25-second recharge time?

37:31 2 hours later.

37:41 You got to search them chests now, man.

37:44 I feel like the Black Ops 4 house pretty good to me, bro.

37:46 Yo, Lindsay, thank you for the 14 bucks.

37:49 Yes, it's the only time build mode would be helpful.

37:52 I mean Do you want to see me lose a build mode?

37:55 I mean, I can play, bro.

37:56 It's just not going to be the prettiest It's

37:57 not going to be the prettiest game of your life,

37:58 you know, that you've ever witnessed.

38:04 It's like watching a a baby learn how to walk, you know?

38:08 It's going to be a lot of stumbling.

38:12 That's okay.

38:12 I didn't even want that anyway, so that's on me, bro, for even assuming.

38:15 Chat, we rarely get the circle, but it means it ends right here.

38:22 But it ends right there.

38:26 That would be smart to take, but I think I want to pistol people to death, BRO.

38:31 WOO!

38:33 UH-OH.

38:52 I'M LITERALLY in the car of my enemy, yeah.

38:54 It's going to run out of gas, and then it'll be the end of me, yeah.

38:57 Shoot me in my face.

38:59 That would not be cool.

39:00 Please don't drop me off here.

39:02 That would make me really sad.

39:03 I would cry.

39:04 I'd be so sad.

39:05 I'm in your car.

39:06 Does he not know I'm in the car?

39:11 __] I don't think he knows I'm in the car.

39:17 He's changing the music.

39:18 I don't think he knows I'm in the car.

39:23 I I don't think that he knows I'm in the car.

39:28 I don't think that he knows I'm in the car.

39:30 We're just joyriding.

39:31 We can go really far in the car.

39:36 Could you let me out?

39:37 Yeah, but then I'm screaming and shout.

39:40 Would you hopefully not murder me?

39:42 He's trying to find me cuz he doesn't realize it's like showing me on him.

39:59 Are they looking at me now?

40:05 I know exactly what he's going to do, bro.

40:27 Bro, I turn over and bro is looking at me, dude.

40:32 Bro looking at me may be the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

40:39 Are you friendly?

40:41 Bro, I don't trust nobody now.

40:42 Chat, remember that guy I danced with the other day?

40:44 And then they kill me.

40:46 That's insane, chat.

40:48 Cali's doing great, bro.

40:50 How do you take a slice?

40:51 Triangle.

40:54 Bro, I'm out of here.

40:58 I'm out of here.

40:59 I'm actually going to try to make this game go all the way to the end.

41:08 I turn over and he's looking at me, dude.

41:10 He knew exactly I was in that car.

41:17 Wait, chat.

41:18 I know exactly where this ends up in here.

41:25 Have you ever been one pumped fighting the Ice King?

41:30 Have you ever been one pumped fighting the Ice King?

41:35 I don't think you have.

41:39 Been one pumped fighting the Ice King.

41:45 I'm right here, buddy.

41:47 Oh boy, come here.

41:48 I got something for you.

42:01 Please please finish him, bro.

42:03 Are we being serious?

42:06 Chat, are we being serious right now?

42:09 Are we Are we being for real?

42:10 He He didn't even shoot once.

42:12 I don't know about that, bro.

42:32 What up, Samurai?

42:32 How you doing, dude?

42:33 How you doing?

42:35 Look at me, I'm crawling around in this frigid fortress in the town.

42:40 I can I can see the people approaching me.

42:44 I will hit them with my shotty.

42:48 I'm going up the stairs.

42:50 I think he's around this corner, but I really don't care.

43:00 I I think we're I think we're going to be all right, bro.

43:09 Ex- Jebediah, stop.

43:11 Jebediah, stop.

43:13 Jebediah, stop.

43:16 Jebediah, stop.

43:32 I don't want beef with you, big dog.

43:36 I don't want no beef with you guy I hate it here, bro.

43:44 It's like a real violent.

43:52 I got to mark this down.

43:57 BAM!

44:15 THIS GUY PRETENDED TO BE A FRIENDLY, BRO.

44:32 IT'S OVER, BUDDY.

44:38 SLAM DUNK!

44:42 WHAT?

44:43 WOO!

44:45 WOO!

44:48 PLAY THAT SONG, CHAT.

44:49 PLAY THAT SONG.

44:50 Play that song now.

44:51 Play that song.

44:52 Jebediah, stop.

44:53 Jebediah, no.

44:54 Don't approach me, Jebediah.

44:55 Stop that, Jebediah.

44:56 No, Jebediah.

44:56 No.

44:58 Jebediah, no.

44:59 No, no, Jebediah.

45:02 G G's, Jebediah.

45:05 Why don't you do damage twice?

45:06 You're talking about in the air?

45:07 With the I got I forgot what shotty I had.

45:08 Is that what you're talking about?

45:09 What shotty I had, Motion?

45:11 You talking about I could have pumped him twice?

45:12 I could have, bro, but I tried to hit the I hit the one,

45:14 the two, the three, the four, the five, the six, the seven.

45:17 Blitz said you can play it about the SBMM in this game,

45:19 but the SBMM is a thousand times worse.

45:20 Not in Black Ops Royale.

45:21 Game's easy.

45:23 It's the easiest game I've ever played right now.

45:24 And that's why it's so fun.

45:25 It feels like 2000 18 Blackout.

45:29 There's like no SBMM in there.

45:31 Or that's the only people playing it are not great, which I I'm enjoying, so.

45:36 Minnie said I was in the beginning of your stream.

45:38 My bad.

45:38 Dude, happens, bro.

45:39 Happens.

45:41 Then you leave a comment,

45:42 and then you're like making a joke about something happened an hour ago,

45:44 and it's not your fault, bro.

45:45 It's just that's how it goes sometimes, chat.

45:50 It's a real So, that was a weird game.

45:51 You're telling me.

45:53 I mean, literally, you're the one telling me, so.

45:59 Chat, I can't be so excited for you guys to see

46:00 the recap video from our trip to the University of Oklahoma.

46:03 Uh if you guys didn't see that stream,

46:05 um we went down to University of Oklahoma with Fortnite and they did a arenas

46:11 like event where you could come play with pros and I got to cast it.

46:16 Pretty low-key, it was really fun.

46:20 Eating French onion SunChips, bro.

46:22 SunChips?

46:23 Dude, stop it.

46:27 So good.

46:28 No, Frenchie wasn't on TikTok.

46:29 It won't be on TikTok though.

46:30 The recap video will be.

46:32 Don't you worry, don't you worry.

46:35 Um Bro, I was going to start a rip tides, bro.

46:41 Rip tides.

46:42 Roll tide, Alabama roll tide.

46:45 The machine of roll tide.

46:47 Sooey pig.

46:49 Go Tigers.

46:50 No, but it will be on TikTok.

46:53 I like the new season, Manny.

46:54 I I feel like I do, I like it like that.

47:00 Have I driven the bus yet, Manny?

47:01 Yeah.

47:02 No.

47:03 They Yeah, so I have my CDL so I can drive it anytime I want,

47:05 but I'll let everyone else drive it, so.

47:09 And that's just what it is, man.

47:10 No, Demon said I saw you touch grass.

47:12 That's what I'm talking about, dude.

47:14 You did.

47:16 You really did though.

47:17 I did I touched grass like IRL.

47:18 It was like pretty intense or whatever.

47:19 I I I had to use an EpiPen cuz I never touched grass before,

47:23 but I feel like it was a good time overall.

47:25 I mean, besides the doctor's vet and like trips like THAT OR WHATEVER.

47:33 BUT OUTSIDE OF THAT, I DON'T REALLY YEAH, DUDE.

47:35 YEAH, OKAY, GREAT.

47:37 A sing Yeah, a singular, bro.

47:39 Oh, that's my bad for wanting to play.

47:47 Garden salsa is better than harvest cheddar if we're talking about SunChips.

47:53 Don't worry, bro.

48:04 Used my one bullet on him.

48:05 I showed him.

48:27 I have no weapons, bro.

48:29 What am I playing?

48:32 Like I got baited into some explosives though.

48:34 That's pretty sick.

48:35 I'm not going to fib.

49:00 Whoops.

49:18 You know what I mean?

49:19 Hit him with that sometimes, chat.

49:20 Hit him with that laugh.

49:21 It's a new one I'm trying out.

49:22 Kylie's not the biggest fan, I'm not going to lie.

49:24 She heard it the other night and thought the Wicked Witch

49:25 of the West from The Wizard of Oz was in the house.

49:27 But honestly, I feel like we got to give it our all, bro.

49:37 Yeah, I'm loving the loving the vibe.

49:41 Oh, yeah.

49:42 We're absolutely popping now, we are.

49:45 Dude, come on.

49:49 You know really at the night when I thought that guy

49:50 was hacking cuz he's only using the Skyline and blower.

49:53 Turns out it was just him.

49:54 You know what I mean?

49:55 The new Revolver is so good, Trez.

49:57 It is so good.

50:02 Huh, I literally just gave my buddy who owns a gym our exercise bike last week.

50:09 I was like, "Yo, do you want this?

50:10 Cuz as you can see, bro,

50:12 I'm not really using this a whole lot." Nah, that's cool, bro.

50:26 I'll just hold dynamite this game since I'm like, you know, whatever.

50:34 Hi, I'm Lava.

50:36 What are you Do you Do you Do we go?

50:39 That's all you You don't sell nothing, Lava?

50:42 Come on.

50:44 You don't sell nothing?

50:47 No corn on the cob, no cotton candy?

50:55 That's one way you get in here, chat.

50:58 That's one way you get inside the job of the loot.

51:01 Job of the loot to your job of the loot.

51:02 We need the gloves.

51:03 We got the gloves.

51:04 Now, that's what I'm talking about.

51:10 As you can see, nobody landed here.

51:12 I mean, I guess I eliminated four people,

51:13 but I'm used to there being like 33 people in every place I land now, bro.

51:20 This game has gotten sweaty.

51:23 You said you got what?

51:26 Nike Manny?

51:28 T-pose like IRL?

51:31 And he's like right here in front of me,

51:32 too, which is crazy, bro, that you would ask that.

51:34 Oh.

51:46 Bro, that supercharger is crazy.

51:49 How do you even unlock it?

51:55 Collect an item dropped by an enemy player.

51:57 Okay.

52:06 I guess we'll start a rivalry.

52:16 Pizza here.

52:18 Ready a quadruple pepperoni, quadruple cheese,

52:21 quadruple stuffed crust, quadruple sauce pack.

52:25 Man, that garlic sauce though, chat from Papa John's.

52:30 You know, some people may say you're fat and gross.

52:32 What if I told you I thought it was sippable?

52:35 You know what I mean?

52:36 What if I told you that was a sippable treat?

52:40 What if I told you that maybe maybe it should be drinkable.

52:43 Maybe you should be able to have a glass of that for dinner.

52:45 It'll only be like 62,000 calories.

52:48 I don't think there's anything wrong with that, bro.

52:49 What's up, Harlan?

52:58 Garlic sauce essentials.

53:01 No, the purple revolver is insane, bro.

53:09 Garlic butter dip from Domino's.

53:10 I'd have to try that one, bro.

53:15 It's crazy though cuz like my parents are vampires,

53:16 so like I wasn't allowed to have garlic growing up,

53:18 so we literally could never go to the Olive Garden.

53:24 They're lying.

53:24 When you're here, you're not family.

53:26 They're lying.

53:28 They're liars.

53:34 They're lying to you.

53:37 Stop.

53:38 You're being violent.

53:41 You're going to pass away.

53:48 Never had the garlic did, man.

53:49 Never had the garlic did.

53:50 I don't really get down with it a whole lot.

53:51 I had it the other night though.

53:51 One of our One of our viewers works at a Domino's.

53:55 Hooked me up with the delicious Domino's experience.

53:58 And I was like, "Wow,

53:59 but I never had the garlic did." I'll tell you what though, that icing, bro.

54:02 I don't care how much corn syrup's in it that comes with the Cinnastix.

54:04 Stack me up, bro.

54:08 When I'm dead, I want to be buried with that icing.

54:09 I want to be buried with Cinnastix.

54:13 Papa loved his Cinnastix,

54:14 and it's finally what killed him after having it every day for 23 years.

54:19 Papa was a garlic stick fiend.

54:22 We could not get him away.

54:23 He slept in the Domino's parking lot on pizza Tuesday night.

54:36 Yeah, jerkly, that one that one went crazy, bro.

54:41 You will go to my karaoke autotune at 3:00 a.m.

54:50 Did I not just see somebody here, bro?

54:54 I thought I saw a[ __] cat.

55:01 Oh, wow.

55:02 Look at those heels.

55:04 She's not wearing heels.

55:05 I'm talking about look at those heels I got.

55:09 Oh, you're so stupid.

55:11 Uh, I guess I'll like get a little crazy.

55:15 I guess I get a little crazy.

55:17 I guess I get a little wild little crazy.

55:20 Wild crazy.

55:23 I ate a whole slice of pizza tonight.

55:24 I'm getting wild and crazy.

55:33 Stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.

55:37 Frozen pizzas have caught on though, bro.

55:39 They figured out how to kind of freeze pizzas to make them almost as good.

55:41 WHAT'S UP, RICKY?

55:43 Appreciate you tuning in.

55:44 Go.

55:45 Hope you have a great day.

55:49 The karaoke is rigged?

55:50 I mean, John, I popped off, bro.

55:54 We might have to try it on hard mode tonight.

55:55 Thoughts?

56:02 I know the only thing a car is supposed to drive like that.

56:07 Stop, dude.

56:08 Stop.

56:10 Are you friendly?

56:12 What?

56:15 WELL, I'M NOT FRIENDLY.

56:17 WELL, I'M NOT CRAZY.

56:18 I'm just a little on the wheel.

56:21 I don't run now.

56:22 You don't care.

56:33 Chat, if I went two back to back, does that mean I'm literally him?

56:37 Or like, what's the vibe here?

56:58 I'm I'm not buying that.

57:01 Yeah.

57:02 Oh, oh, okay, bro.

57:29 Help me slowly big brain this, please.

57:56 Let me Why did that take so many get up here, bro?

58:09 We're fine.

58:12 We're fine, dude.

58:19 Who Who took out my rivalry contract, chat?

58:22 Dude, I like sort of fire and then sort of fire.

58:24 Didn't you like that karaoke?

58:25 Man, it was a good time, wasn't it?

58:28 What's up, Korean?

58:32 Hello.

58:34 Fortnite the big 26.

58:36 Yes.

58:36 Yes.

58:38 Another regurgitated TikTok chat meme.

58:42 Rock fourth upon you from your brain.

58:45 Wouldn't it be weird, dude?

58:46 We were just talking about the Domino's goat, bro.

58:53 Dude, come on down to the hot doggery and get your hot dog.

58:56 WE TURNED A $3 HOT DOG INTO A $12 hot dog cuz it comes from a truck.

59:01 Yeah, dude.

59:02 So, anyways, get your hot dog, bro.

59:04 You need a hot dog topped with granola, sour cream,

59:08 cheese whiz, and all to really get you IN A FLAVOR BIND.

59:13 The nectar of a coral reef.

59:15 Like, what?

59:20 It's always something crazy at the food truck, bro.

59:22 It's like never a normal order there.

59:23 You know what I mean?

59:26 You never had a coral reef, dog, bro?

59:28 Like what?

59:31 The guy sings when he gets you He sings when he gives it to you.

59:38 Wow, cool, bro.

59:40 I'm facing off against a hamburger, chat.

59:42 That's insane, bro.

59:44 Literally insane, bro.

59:49 It's also four players up like what are these guys doing?

1:00:03 Another set of gloves.

1:00:07 I think I I think I go for a five stack here and move around like a psychopath.

1:00:16 I think the dude is up there on the top, bro.

1:00:18 I'm going to get shot in my back here.

1:00:19 I have the awareness of that.

1:00:20 I just don't care sometimes, you know?

1:00:23 I thought why win twice in a row when I could lose?

1:00:26 And honestly, that's a great question.

1:00:32 There's always time for a bank robbery.

1:00:38 The new revolver is insane.

1:00:40 A Costco hot dog is still a dollar fifty, bro.

1:00:42 They don't even You can call it a loss leader, bro,

1:00:44 but I tell you what it's a gain a gain leader for me,

1:00:46 bro, cuz I'm putting on the pounds there at the Costco, dude.

1:00:50 I'm sorry.

1:00:59 Is that that guy trying to come?

1:01:10 That's not how you shoot that, bro, but I was getting a little crazy.

1:01:17 Did he see me?

1:01:19 Oh, he's not even reaching for the loot.

1:01:21 That's psychotic.

1:01:23 Does this thing shoot that far, chat?

1:01:40 I was just seeing if he saw me.

1:01:42 Bro, you can't even blink in this game now.

1:01:46 You can't even blink.

1:01:49 You can't even blink, bro.

1:01:56 Oh.

1:01:57 Are you kidding me?

1:01:58 Like, what is this guy The other guy is just going to beat us to death.

1:02:29 I'm scared.

1:02:46 Is that bouncing to me?

1:03:03 Bro, where's that other guy, bro?

1:03:08 That's cool, dude.

1:03:08 Now I only have a six-stack.

1:03:09 I hate it here.

1:03:13 Has to be that bush up there.

1:03:14 Has to be rotting.

1:03:22 Oh, be where I'm sorry to hear that, bro.

1:03:25 Man, that's awful.

1:03:26 I'm sorry to hear that, my guy.

1:03:32 I don't think you could kill.

1:03:33 I don't think you could kill, but if I believe in myself.

1:03:43 He's up there, too, bro.

1:03:57 See, bro, I can't even read chat for a second, bro.

1:04:01 I literally open up my map to tag it and guy looked down on me, bro.

1:04:05 That's That's actually insane, by the way.

1:04:08 That's actually That's actually insane, bro.

1:04:13 They don't want me out here, bro.

1:04:16 That's crazy, dude.

1:04:18 I I'm literally I look up, bro, and I look up to go tag the map,

1:04:22 trying to figure out where I go,

1:04:23 and my guy is already looking to fly down on me like a vulture, bro.

1:04:25 Insane, dude.

1:04:26 No demon, have a good night.

1:04:29 You know, we're going to we're going to try We're going

1:04:30 to try the new reload map cuz I've not played it yet.

1:04:32 There's a lot of people playing it.

1:04:34 Is it lit?

1:04:35 Elite Stronghold.

1:04:37 I've not played this new map yet.

1:04:50 I feel like this mode could be really exciting.

1:04:52 Jack, thank you for watching.

1:05:02 Blake said you're crouch walking in open space.

1:05:03 Blake, I know, bro.

1:05:06 I know.

1:05:07 But the fact that he even looked down while I'm crouch walking in open space.

1:05:11 Like, dude, I know.

1:05:12 Trust me.

1:05:13 I know.

1:05:14 Not a smart play.

1:05:15 I told you he was going to look down at me and kill me.

1:05:16 I told you it was going to happen, so.

1:05:18 Do me and Nick A30 talk anymore?

1:05:20 I mean, ever since I told everyone that he was a CIA agent.

1:05:23 We just haven't played a lot.

1:05:24 All right, we're going to try this map.

1:05:25 I haven't played it.

1:05:25 Said it's fun, but not my favorite.

1:05:27 That's kind of the I'm hearing a lot

1:05:28 of complaints from like reload wizards on this one.

1:05:32 I'm hearing like a lot of And is the loot What's the loot pool look like?

1:05:36 Okay, hyperburst pistol.

1:05:38 All right, they just said, "You know what?

1:05:39 We're putting it in here now." We're putting it all, bro.

1:05:44 Remember last night, chat?

1:05:45 You know I'll never back down.

1:05:47 I'm in the CIA.

1:05:49 Never back Yeah, I don't even know how that's possible cuz he's Canadian, bro.

1:05:54 Teach me how to Dougie.

1:05:55 Teach me how to Dougie.

1:05:58 Teach me how to Dougie.

1:05:59 Teach me Teach me how to Dougie.

1:06:01 You're just going to stop like that?

1:06:04 That's insane, bro.

1:06:07 You said this map feel This is a big map bro for reload.

1:06:11 What?

1:06:13 We'll give it a go, ski.

1:06:14 Am I going to play ranked, Fabian?

1:06:15 I mean, I could play ranked.

1:06:17 I don't know how badly I want to play ranked.

1:06:20 But, man, be well.

1:06:23 I'm sorry, brother.

1:06:24 That's like the worst, bro.

1:06:25 Losing a pet is like seriously the worst.

1:06:30 Hostile hold?

1:06:32 What are they even talking about, bro?

1:06:34 I'm going to land here, actually, cuz I've not played this.

1:06:37 What is They're probably just the Star Wars season, chat.

1:06:39 Be real.

1:06:41 Grappler needs a vault?

1:06:42 What do you mean, guys?

1:06:43 You don't want to land on grappler users 24/7?

1:06:49 I forgot about this kind of a POI.

1:06:52 Literally forgot.

1:06:53 These used to be vaults, right?

1:06:54 They used to put in these areas.

1:06:56 Why don't they bring that stuff back, bro?

1:06:58 And like not in reload.

1:07:03 Wait, we're We're getting OXR's?

1:07:04 Oh, this is crazy.

1:07:14 __] HE DISSED MY DOGGY, DUDE.

1:07:16 I'm I'm angry about it.

1:07:23 I'm sorry.

1:07:25 They have a hollow twister Oh, no.

1:07:28 They give us a scope they are in this?

1:07:35 Okay, maybe too many of those.

1:07:36 I don't know I mean the hammer is still going to like slap, bro.

1:07:38 But the fact that I can like ATS and shoot again, bro.

1:07:41 There's never been an easier game in history

1:07:43 to shoot with a scope weapon than in Fortnite, bro.

1:07:45 That's why it's That's why they don't have it in VR anymore.

1:07:49 Too many people complaining about getting beat up, man.

1:07:52 Like watch this, bro.

1:07:53 He's going to go up here and go He's going to hit the loot.

1:08:01 He fell to his death.

1:08:04 Yo, you're not supposed to do that, bro.

1:08:08 You're not supposed to do that.

1:08:14 You're not supposed to do that, bro.

1:08:26 No, the thing is a literal laser beam, bro.

1:08:28 We were just casually playing with this like every day for like years, bro.

1:08:31 The dead eye's even better than this gun.

1:08:34 Oh, yeah, they made it hit scan now

1:08:35 or they made it a projectile from a distance.

1:08:37 Good for them, bro.

1:08:42 Yeah, they made it to where it's like up close mid-range though it's ridiculous.

1:08:48 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THOSE ARE ALL MISSING, BRO.

1:08:52 THE DUDE JUST SCATTERED on his ankles, man.

1:08:55 Peace, Tris.

1:09:03 Oh, yeah, John.

1:09:04 He ate the ground.

1:09:09 There's an NFL player named Jordan Payton.

1:09:11 Sick, dude.

1:09:13 Pretty sure he's got that NFL money.

1:09:14 Like what?

1:09:19 I'm going to fly this guy there.

1:09:20 Never mind.

1:09:29 Bro.

1:09:47 Oh.

1:09:47 Bro.

1:09:49 The loot is everything I like.

1:09:51 You know we don't have a single scoped weapon now in big map, bro.

1:09:57 You be getting this hot dog truck on your feed?

1:10:10 Oh, these guns are crazy, bro.

1:10:11 I kind of like how big the map is actually.

1:10:13 I think it like throws people off a little bit.

1:10:18 Uh this is not as good as the hollow that.

1:10:27 Okay, cool.

1:10:37 Yeah, I wanted to shatter my ankles, bro.

1:10:39 Really grateful.

1:10:47 Oh, they make this hit scan, too?

1:10:51 Or mean not projectile?

1:11:00 Brother, like everyone just airbound?

1:11:02 Like what is going on right now?

1:11:04 What am I playing?

1:11:05 Air Bud 5.

1:11:07 He's in the navy.

1:11:11 Look at that dog a promotion before me, man.

1:11:14 That ain't right.

1:11:23 Brother, this thing shreds, dude.

1:11:40 OH.

1:11:42 WHAT?

1:11:43 A GOLD PIT, BRO.

1:11:44 I'M GOING TO THROW UP.

1:11:45 Gold pistols?

1:11:46 They just have everything in here.

1:11:48 Chat, they have literally everything in this mode right now.

1:11:57 They got it all in these modes, these modes,

1:12:00 these Got an Xbox One X today, though.

1:12:02 Nice.

1:12:13 Uh Is this like 40% AI?

1:12:16 This can potentially be a freebie in each mode.

1:12:18 Then they then Ah, okay.

1:12:22 You got to You got to aim it.

1:12:23 Okay.

1:12:24 Whatever distance I'm at.

1:12:25 If they're moving side to side,

1:12:26 you got to You got to aim in front of them a little bit.

1:12:28 Okay, bro.

1:12:48 Are we being Bro.

1:12:54 Dude.

1:12:55 what what kind of what kind of movement is this?

1:13:02 Give me that.

1:13:09 Oh, yeah.

1:13:11 Chat, that was wrong.

1:13:30 You got to blast.

1:13:43 What 18 piece here, Chat?

1:13:46 Ooh, they got the gatekeeper.

1:13:47 Bro, they just said bring back every weapon that's

1:13:49 ever been put in this game that people enjoyed,

1:13:50 bro, but not in regular game mode.

1:13:58 They're like, "Give it to them all, bro." Oh, I'm annoyed.

1:14:25 Woo!

1:14:26 Wee!

1:14:32 These things are nuts.

1:14:45 Ah!

1:15:00 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

1:15:02 OH, YEAH, we're popping off over here now.

1:15:10 Oh, yeah, yeah, let's go.

1:15:11 We're hitting all hitting all shots out here.

1:15:13 A little bit of reload action.

1:15:16 I love a pile of purple rocks.

1:15:29 What?

1:15:29 I'm sorry, what is that?

1:15:34 What am I looking at over here?

1:15:50 Got a pumpkin punisher?

1:15:54 Brother, I don't know what those do.

1:16:07 I got my guy trying to go around me over here.

1:16:10 Who picked up a crown?

1:16:11 I picked up a crown.

1:16:15 I wish you a happy Christmas from the crown.

1:16:23 That other guy is going to come up here and side swipe me.

1:16:25 I should have stayed focusing on him.

1:16:27 But it's okay, bro.

1:16:28 He's not even He's not even that strong right now.

1:16:37 I want to win.

1:16:40 No.

1:16:42 Imagine how good the pistol was before the nerf.

1:16:43 I know, bro.

1:16:44 It was so nuts.

1:16:51 Okay, now we got to wait for We got to wait for Billy.

1:16:53 And we got Bobby over here.

1:16:54 And then we got Billy coming over here, chat.

1:16:55 We're going to have to gun him down, bro.

1:16:56 Come on.

1:16:57 What's my favorite season of all time?

1:16:58 Bro, it's so hard.

1:16:59 I mean, I really like chapter four.

1:17:00 The burst and all that stuff.

1:17:01 That was fun.

1:17:03 Cleared the lobby just like that.

1:17:04 Little 24 bomb.

1:17:05 Little 24 bomb right now.

1:17:06 Making it 25 would be nice.

1:17:07 25 in a dub would be spectacular.

1:17:09 26 would be would be even better now, chat.

1:17:29 Why is the pistol still able to shoot that far?

1:17:32 I think this guy just threw for himself.

1:17:33 Not going to lie.

1:17:37 Okay, so this thing Oh, you have to really lead your shots now.

1:17:53 Oh.

1:17:54 Oh, no.

1:18:00 I literally cannot believe that I'm going to deal with this LIKE THIS NOW.

1:18:12 UH OKAY, SHOULD I JUST FLY AT HIM AND END THIS?

1:18:14 Or like what are we thinking, chat?

1:18:28 How is he still alive?

1:18:30 There's another guy?

1:18:35 There's another guy?

1:18:41 Oh, he's over here.

1:18:41 Good.

1:19:03 HE DIED.

1:19:09 HE PANICKED.

1:19:10 HE PANICKED AND HE FLEW right off THE CLIFF, BRO.

1:19:15 OH, my guy was like I just he went backwards while he gave me the peace sign.

1:19:20 He just dove off the side, bro.

1:19:21 He was like, "I'm out of here, man.

1:19:23 I'm out of here.

1:19:24 Got to go, bro.

1:19:24 Got to go.

1:19:25 Got to go.

1:19:25 Got to go right now.

1:19:26 Got to go.

1:19:26 Got to go.

1:19:27 Got to go." And he was gone, bro.

1:19:28 Barbecue chicken dick for the 37 months, man.

1:19:31 3 years and a month?

1:19:32 Come on.

1:19:36 Let's go.

1:19:38 Get it, Chad.

1:19:39 Let's go, dude.

1:19:40 Turn up, dude.

1:19:43 Let's go, dude.

1:19:44 Look at that, dude.

1:19:45 So sick of that, dude.

1:19:50 Oh, cool.

1:19:50 I get an umbrella?

1:19:51 Sick.

1:19:54 Wow, a freebie.

1:19:56 How fun.

1:19:58 I love a freebie.

1:20:00 Ain't it fun?

1:20:02 Ain't it fun?

1:20:05 Ain't it fun?

1:20:09 I mean, do we run up and uh You know what?

1:20:10 Maybe we go between them tonight.

1:20:11 I'll go play a regular BR and then go back to another reload.

1:20:15 That's three big oinks for the fall damage, Vic Royce.

1:20:18 One full oink for the Vic Roy.

1:20:22 A nice oink has been brought forth upon the oinky.

1:20:31 There's a bunch of freebies in reload ranked.

1:20:33 Is there now?

1:20:34 Oh.

1:20:35 Oh yeah, you do get a ton, don't you?

1:20:37 It's kind of crazy cuz I'm kind of working on the arenas ranked.

1:20:42 To get the you got to get 300 300 wins in arena, which is like crazy.

1:20:51 I'm like I think I'm almost halfway there.

1:20:53 Can you meet me, Hal?

1:21:00 300 round wins, not like total wins.

1:21:02 So if you win every round, it would take you 30 30 searches if you won 10.

1:21:08 Cuz I can do math.

1:21:09 I don't care what meemaw said.

1:21:10 I'm smart.

1:21:11 I'm smart and I'm strong.

1:21:16 Friendly?

1:21:22 I am Halle Berry.

1:21:25 Chat, where should we drop?

1:21:26 You pick.

1:21:27 You tell me where to go.

1:21:28 Tell me where to go.

1:21:30 Tell me where to go.

1:21:35 Tell me where to go.

1:21:40 Dude, I had some good pizza this week.

1:21:43 Uh nobody cares.

1:21:46 Going for the fortress.

1:21:47 Good to know.

1:21:48 Good to know.

1:21:49 Wonky, I'll go wonky cuz you suggested it.

1:21:55 Tell me where to go.

1:21:56 Red Baron frozen pizza is a leave, bro.

1:22:03 It's so good.

1:22:06 Red Baron, bro.

1:22:07 And then the DiGiorno stuffed crust three meat all-timer.

1:22:13 All-timer, bro.

1:22:16 Tell me where to go.

1:22:20 Hot Brothers is goated.

1:22:21 Part of the second one to bring that up.

1:22:23 Tell me where to go.

1:22:25 Best restaurant I've ever been to, man.

1:22:27 One of the best places I've ever been to is in Amarillo,

1:22:28 bro, called OHMS Steakhouse.

1:22:30 Uh in Phoenix, if you live in Phoenix area, Glai Bahn is a Thai restaurant.

1:22:34 Probably my favorite one of my favorite It's one

1:22:35 of my top one of my top five restaurants.

1:22:37 Um Yeah, I'd probably say those two for sure right now.

1:22:46 The top restaurants I've been to.

1:22:53 Tell me where to die.

1:22:54 Tell me where to die.

1:23:00 Let us go home.

1:23:02 Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go home.

1:23:05 Go go.

1:23:07 Tell me where to go.

1:23:16 Tell me where to go.

1:23:18 Oh, pizza.

1:23:19 I want that.

1:23:20 I want pizza.

1:23:22 My house, every Friday we have pizza.

1:23:26 What the What the camping camper, bro?

1:23:46 Now where to hide now, buddy?

1:23:51 Now where to hide now, buddy?

1:24:02 I'm not really enjoying the kind of anger

1:24:03 you're bringing to the table right now, sir.

1:24:06 And if you want to If you want to fight me,

1:24:07 you're going to fight me for real, bro.

1:24:17 Oh, you're scared now.

1:24:18 I would be so I'd be mortified.

1:24:19 Personally, it might be time for me TO MAYBE THANK.

1:24:22 AH, I'M SCARED NOW.

1:24:23 I'M SCARED NOW.

1:24:24 I'M SCARED NOW.

1:24:24 I'M SCARED NOW.

1:24:39 WHAT?

1:24:41 BRO, I'M GENUINELY CONCERNED.

1:24:53 AW, your game's over.

1:24:56 Aw.

1:25:01 Tell me where to go.

1:25:06 You got murdered by me.

1:25:10 You got murdered by me.

1:25:12 You tried to kill me, but you couldn't cuz I got you.

1:25:17 Man, we uh we're we're moving different here, bro, with this weird loadout.

1:25:23 I mean, I guess I'll hold the I mean, what am I supposed to do?

1:25:25 Pass up a gold combat, bro?

1:25:26 I can't do that.

1:25:30 It's your happy's birthday.

1:25:31 Happy birthday.

1:25:36 I'm not going to pick up the gold vector.

1:25:37 Paul, you know, I would, bro,

1:25:38 but I'm kind of like I'm kind of feeling spicy right now on my current loadout.

1:25:44 You know what I mean?

1:25:54 That is a good one.

1:25:55 Thank you, Jess.

1:25:55 I appreciate it.

1:25:57 Appreciate you ate it.

1:25:58 Ricky, we were cooking last game, bro.

1:25:59 A little 30 bomb.

1:26:00 A little 30 bomb.

1:26:02 Yes, I heard McDonald's has some dirty like uh dirty sodas coming.

1:26:08 They crush a Big Mac and they throw it in a Dr.

1:26:10 Pepper and they say, "Drink it.

1:26:11 Drink it." And then if you can't chug it in the in the lobby,

1:26:14 the whole staff gets to make fun of you.

1:26:16 But they don't tell you what day it is.

1:26:17 So it could be your wedding like later on in life.

1:26:19 Like they could just show up but they're legally obliged

1:26:21 to show up at your wedding and and uh and bully you.

1:26:24 So.

1:26:26 Like oh that suit looks like trash on you.

1:26:28 Haha.

1:26:29 Like it's kind of crazy.

1:26:30 Like I don't really understand the collab but I'm also you

1:26:33 know what I'm not I'm not necessarily in the marketing so.

1:26:41 It is what it whatever it is you want it to be bro like Oh oh sick play bucko.

1:27:04 Excuse me sire.

1:27:08 I was having like the best time of my life bro until I got just

1:27:10 started beating me down like What kind of scary lobby am I in right now bro?

1:27:56 What kind of lag?

1:28:08 I'm scared.

1:28:10 I'm being threatened by a weapon.

1:28:16 Yeah, they're just popping out of popping out of holes over here, bro.

1:28:34 I love McDonald's, bro.

1:28:35 You kidding me?

1:28:37 Good McDonald's, you know what I mean?

1:28:38 You have a What what great McDonald's experience, bro.

1:28:41 It's tier one, for sure.

1:28:52 What kind of pizza you getting, R2?

1:28:57 Dude, I'm really surprised that there's not like a pizza chew partnership where

1:29:01 you can have like a Pik- a Pikachu-shaped pizza from like Pizza Hut.

1:29:07 Seems like they're really missing Pika P.

1:29:11 You know what I Like why aren't they doing that?

1:29:13 Ah, Little Caesars.

1:29:14 Little Caesars.

1:29:17 Ain't nothing little about Caesar.

1:29:18 He's put on 60 lb.

1:29:20 I mean, the guy is looking He It's big Caesar now.

1:29:26 He's He's put on a little bit of weight.

1:29:28 It's not his fault.

1:29:29 Ever since the divorce.

1:29:33 That divorce really got him putting on the pounds.

1:29:34 Yeah, how you doing?

1:29:42 He's putting ON THE POUNDS.

1:29:43 OH!

1:29:46 I HAVE EVAPORATED to the sky.

1:29:48 Yes, Dirty Mountain Dew.

1:29:49 I've I've heard about the cream soda one.

1:29:50 Is it gas gas or what?

1:29:55 Is it more delicious or no?

1:30:00 What up, Ranger?

1:30:00 What up, Lucas?

1:30:05 Oh my Wow, it's like my birthday.

1:30:15 Ba da ba ba ba.

1:30:19 I'm overweight.

1:30:22 Domino's pizzas are all 50% off right now for the week of 420.

1:30:25 So this is like this is Black Friday for Domino's employees.

1:30:28 Right, be aware.

1:30:29 This is like the worst time ever to work there.

1:30:32 50% off, dude.

1:30:34 Awesome.

1:30:35 I love that.

1:30:55 What did I just hear?

1:31:06 OH, YEAH.

1:31:08 OH, YEAH.

1:31:09 All right, I like that.

1:31:12 I love that.

1:31:13 I want some more of that.

1:31:24 Domino's pizza, 300% off.

1:31:28 It's always dumb.

1:31:29 I'm sorry, Chad.

1:31:30 I'm sorry.

1:31:30 I can't even drive the car, bro.

1:31:31 It's just gone now.

1:31:34 It's gone forever, dude.

1:31:36 Stop that, bro.

1:31:38 Stop.

1:31:39 Stop, dude.

1:31:53 Where were we?

1:31:55 I Uh-oh.

1:31:59 I got Mrs.

1:32:00 Incredible after at bro.

1:32:03 He'll be incredibly dead when I'm done here with this game here.

1:32:06 It's the Disney Battle Royale square off.

1:32:09 Where Wrigley is just going to punch this guy right

1:32:11 in their face when he tries to go up the zip line.

1:32:23 I'm sorry.

1:32:30 That's my bad.

1:32:31 I like forget like other people have that.

1:32:32 You know what I mean?

1:32:41 So you know I'm a fatty, bro.

1:32:42 I know exactly where the pizza's at.

1:32:49 You don't think I don't KNOW WHERE THE PIZZA'S AT PLUS THE BLUE REVOLVER?

1:32:52 COME ON NOW, SON.

1:32:57 You got a sticky launcher on this guy?

1:33:12 Try to make him scared.

1:33:14 They're committing violence.

1:33:15 What up, can of Dr.

1:33:15 Pepper?

1:33:16 The card did say no thank you, bro.

1:33:30 Your total is 5,194.

1:33:33 million trillion What you got in here?

1:33:48 He got a sticky grenade launcher which I don't care about one bit.

1:34:03 Look okay, bro.

1:34:04 Look whatever, dude.

1:34:05 I get it.

1:34:05 You're like more violent than me.

1:34:06 Huh, cool.

1:34:11 I hit him in the air.

1:34:12 Brian, thank you for the Thank you for the rage, bro.

1:34:41 There's only one piece of pizza over there, so I really hope you got it.

1:34:47 Come on, buddy.

1:34:49 Come on, buddy.

1:34:57 Wait, are we being serious right now?

1:35:03 What What are you shooting at me?

1:35:09 Is that a Oh, he's got that Eradicator thing.

1:35:12 He should be beaming me.

1:35:12 I should be dead already.

1:35:13 I'm not going to lie to you.

1:35:54 You want to fight?

1:35:54 Bro, dude, I get it Stonecold.

1:35:57 Stonecold would never play this way in real life, bro.

1:35:59 Stonecold would never play this way in real life.

1:36:11 Stonecold would never play this way, chat.

1:36:24 Stonecold would never play that way in real life, chat.

1:36:26 We all know that, right?

1:36:29 Now I'm dead because Like, where's the other guy, bro?

1:36:36 I got no blues.

1:36:37 I'm broke.

1:36:45 Oh, wait.

1:36:47 Blast.

1:37:00 What do you think this dude's at?

1:37:03 He's got to be over there, right, chat?

1:37:16 Oh.

1:37:26 Look at this sweaty, bro.

1:37:38 He's got that pistol, chat.

1:37:40 He got the fully auto.

1:37:41 We're chalked cuz I'm playing like a little bit like, you know what I mean?

1:37:45 He's right there in that bush, too, bro.

1:37:48 He's right there in that bush right in front of me.

1:38:01 I mean I didn't even mean to jump, BRO.

1:38:03 DUDE, THAT GUY'S A WE LOSE.

1:38:08 OH MAN, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GO UP, BRO.

1:38:11 I didn't mean to go up.

1:38:12 What a joke.

1:38:14 What a joke, bro.

1:38:16 I went up into the air.

1:38:17 I meant to throw I meant to get into the bunker, dude.

1:38:22 I'm sorry, is that the Game of Thrones chair, bro?

1:38:24 Wow, NZXT.

1:38:25 I got to throw that one away.

1:38:26 That game gets thrown away, bro.

1:38:27 That's on me.

1:38:28 I'm not going to lie.

1:38:28 I went straight up and I hit the wrong button, bro.

1:38:30 I got too excited.

1:38:32 I got too pumped.

1:38:33 I was pumped up for win back-to-back, bro.

1:38:35 Then look what happens to me, my guy.

1:38:38 Excuse me?

1:38:40 You mean I can't play this mode?

1:38:44 What do I got to do to do a special one?

1:38:47 What do I got to go, bro?

1:38:54 You like a Coke float?

1:38:55 I like a root beer float, but I I I've had some good Coke floats.

1:39:00 I've You know what I've never had?

1:39:01 I've never had a Dr.

1:39:01 Pepper float, but I don't think I'd like that very much.

1:39:04 I don't mind like an orange cream float.

1:39:05 Those are always good.

1:39:12 I think we got like a Crock-Pot.

1:39:13 We got like some enchiladas going in the Crock-Pot.

1:39:15 I might say we even Kyle because she's the goat.

1:39:19 She's like got it, dude.

1:39:21 She's got all the Crock-Pots up, dude.

1:39:24 I just look at the Crock-Pot and I'm like, "What is that?

1:39:26 How does it work?" You know?

1:39:27 That's witchcraft in that Crock-Pot.

1:39:30 Me, Ninja, Sypher, and Courage keep content, bro.

1:39:33 The Donny, bro, was an era.

1:39:38 It's a good era, bro.

1:39:46 You know we don't have an air fryer.

1:39:47 We bought one and then it just smelled like off-gassing

1:39:49 after using it like five times and I was like okay,

1:39:51 it should have been burned off by now and then we we we gave it away.

1:39:55 But I think we need to just get like a normal air fryer and then

1:39:58 we'll be good at Cuz like I I've heard air fryers are like witchcraft, bro.

1:40:03 I'm like you know what I mean?

1:40:04 Like they make your That's what I'm trying to put like I've never used one.

1:40:06 I'm not going to lie.

1:40:08 I would love to put one and then get my my egg

1:40:11 rolls the next day back in an egg roll shape.

1:40:13 You know what I'm talking about?

1:40:14 Like Biggest Loser but the opposite.

1:40:15 I want them to be fatter, fluffier, and crispier.

1:40:25 Huh.

1:40:32 Ooh, a hunting rifle off the rip.

1:40:36 Oh Chad, let's go.

1:40:38 What up Megatron?

1:40:48 Congratulations, you got 4 HP.

1:40:56 Will they have a chaos in this one too?

1:40:57 That's actually nuts, bro.

1:41:00 Let's hit some insane shots, shall we?

1:41:02 I need some mobility and then we can start flying around.

1:41:20 Well, he's like right here in this one.

1:41:21 Watch this.

1:41:22 I'm going to let that one jump on him and pop him.

1:41:24 Hold on.

1:41:40 I need to get myself an air fryer, Chad.

1:41:42 That's what we need.

1:41:47 All of you have validated the air fryer experience.

1:41:50 Stop.

1:41:50 What?

1:41:50 You're shooting me through a tree?

1:42:04 Bro, no mobility crazy.

1:42:05 Megatron, thank you for the tier one.

1:42:07 Go.

1:42:09 Let's go, dude.

1:42:10 Oh, Megatron.

1:42:12 Autobots, roll out.

1:42:15 It's time.

1:42:17 Megatron and the rest of the whatever they're called are not being very chill.

1:42:26 They're not being fun and cool.

1:42:30 Bro, how many times we're going to hit this guy?

1:42:57 Oh, yeah.

1:42:58 Oh, yeah.

1:43:00 Oh, yeah.

1:43:02 Yeah, this is Reload, Ziggy.

1:43:03 It's like the new map.

1:43:11 It's the new map.

1:43:14 It definitely is the biggest Reload map they've ever put Oh, crap.

1:43:28 YES, SIR.

1:43:33 OKAY, BUT WHY ARE YOU THERE?

1:43:35 And then you're stopping moving?

1:43:38 I don't know about that, bro.

1:43:40 Thank you, Megatron.

1:43:41 I appreciate you, goat.

1:43:52 What you got going on here?

1:43:54 Can I be part of this?

1:44:01 I guess the answer is no,

1:44:03 which I find to be a little bit silly, a little bit crazy,

1:44:06 and a little bit frustrating I wasn't invited to be a part of the party, bro.

1:44:09 What up, Josh?

1:44:09 Good to see you, my guy.

1:44:10 Let's go.

1:44:12 Let's go.

1:44:14 Let's go.

1:44:16 To the W Town.

1:44:17 What?

1:44:19 They just casually have snipers and everything now, huh?

1:44:21 Okay.

1:44:46 I think the hunting rifle's better than the Reaper.

1:44:52 Crap, bro.

1:45:01 Ow.

1:45:03 Wow.

1:45:06 I really enjoyed your death.

1:45:16 Had your first stream today, Cheese?

1:45:17 Congratulations.

1:45:25 No mobility is not looking too good for us right now.

1:45:30 Oh, I have a gatekeeper.

1:45:31 I didn't even I don't think I would have picked this.

1:45:34 I'm not going to lie to you.

1:45:39 Ricky, let's go.

1:45:42 I know I don't have an air fryer.

1:45:43 It's insane, bro.

1:45:43 Like I know I'm being judged right now with the chat, which is kind of crazy.

1:45:47 So, it's good to get my feet wet with this map

1:45:49 cuz maybe they'll do like a quick route or something.

1:45:51 That'd be fun.

1:46:01 Chat, I may be doing another Geoguessr tournament on Friday.

1:46:18 Did not believe in that shot right there.

1:46:25 Send him to the afterlife.

1:46:28 Did I get the new glider?

1:46:29 I did, blinds.

1:46:32 Favorite landing spot?

1:46:32 Where was that one, Wraith?

1:46:35 Oh, you could double pump for sure.

1:46:43 Oh, okay.

1:46:51 Oh, you're obviously getting me.

1:47:05 The crazier you get with the shots, the crazier the shots feel to get.

1:47:09 You know what I mean?

1:47:11 Uh-oh.

1:47:12 I got jumped.

1:47:13 You just don't know who could see you, you know what I mean?

1:47:26 I kind of like this map.

1:47:36 Now, that would have been a sick shot, bro.

1:47:45 What?

1:47:47 These dudes are everywhere.

1:48:05 Um I needed that one shockwave cuz now we're in trouble.

1:48:10 Maybe I Maybe not.

1:48:11 Maybe not.

1:48:13 Do you ever see me so playing Halo again?

1:48:14 I mean, yeah.

1:48:15 Like especially if they come out with a new one that's good or like a Battle

1:48:17 Royale or like literally any experience that like

1:48:19 is just slightly different and new, absolutely.

1:48:25 Dude, I'm smoking right now.

1:48:30 The guy didn't even see me, bro.

1:48:35 I Dude, can I just Okay.

1:49:01 Dude, am I A RELOAD PLAYER NOW OR LIKE WHAT, BRO?

1:49:11 Like are we going crazy, bro?

1:49:12 I'm telling you playing those Arena 1v1s is like made me better at close.

1:49:16 Cuz I'm used to actually playing with against

1:49:17 built players now and I don't, bro.

1:49:20 Dude, it's so good.

1:49:21 Chaos is so good.

1:49:22 Run flash take with the goats, dude.

1:49:28 This guy knows I'm right here, bro.

1:49:37 Brother, I Oh, man, I'd be so mad, bro.

1:49:48 I mean, I'm mad right now.

1:50:03 For real?

1:50:04 You're just going to hide up there?

1:50:17 That play would have been insane.

1:50:25 Chat, that was insane that I swapped midair to get that guy.

1:50:29 What's my favorite show?

1:50:30 Uh Tracker.

1:50:32 A show about tracking.

1:50:42 Brother, you You need to get a grip.

1:51:01 Huh.

1:51:02 What are your guys' favorite TV shows?

1:51:10 Player 263 is right over here.

1:51:17 Okay, I'm Oh, this is a sweaty one, huh?

1:51:34 Uh Oh, I'm dead.

1:52:11 Woo!

1:52:12 Woo!

1:52:13 What up, wild?

1:52:13 Have a great one, brother.

1:52:22 What a shot.

1:52:24 Right to the dome.

1:52:26 RV there yet with Kylie?

1:52:28 Bro, I'm always down to play different games, bro.

1:52:29 Seriously.

1:52:44 We're being serious, aren't we?

1:52:52 There's one.

1:52:55 Chat, we are going crazy.

1:53:11 He's going to throw a shockwave at me.

1:53:12 I'm going to fly at him.

1:53:15 Let's go.

1:53:15 Can you get me?

1:53:39 I jumped.

1:53:41 BUT NOT TODAY!

1:54:34 OH MY.

1:54:43 WOAH!

1:54:53 THEY'RE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER.

1:54:55 Fight each other, you weirdos.

1:55:41 Oh, man.

1:55:42 Dude, I wanted to I wanted to head shot that guy so bad with the hunting rifle.

1:55:47 Chat, that was a crazy game right there, bro.

1:55:51 That was a crazy dude.

1:55:53 The hunting rifle is so cracked, bro.

1:55:56 Straight up, this is not ranked.

1:55:58 This is not ranked, bro.

1:56:00 It will It is not ranked.

1:56:02 Dude, I all Dude, that that first shot though?

1:56:06 If I hit him if I get the I got the first guy crazy with that sniper, bro.

1:56:10 If I hit him one time, it's over with, dude.

1:56:12 Anti, chat.

1:56:15 Tracker.

1:56:16 That's my favorite show on TV right now.

1:56:18 Typical.

1:56:19 Actually, I don't really know, bro.

1:56:20 There's so many good shows right now.

1:56:22 We're shooting him out of the sky, man.

1:56:23 I was locked in, dude.

1:56:34 Thank you, Fox.

1:56:35 You looked really cool before that happened, though.

1:56:37 That's what I mean, bro.

1:56:38 I was putting in the work right there, dude.

1:56:41 I was putting in the work, dude, absolutely bullying my opponents.

1:56:43 And unfortunately, that last guy And also,

1:56:46 I didn't get my weapons dropped like I wanted.

1:56:48 Like I didn't mean to I meant to keep

1:56:49 the pistol uh the I didn't want the gatekeeper shotgun.

1:56:53 So, I actually had the wrong ones.

1:56:56 Whoops.

1:56:58 It happens to the best of us.

1:57:00 And sometimes the worst of us.

1:57:02 What up, Harvey?

1:57:05 Chris, that was a fun game in, bro.

1:57:07 I locked in, dude.

1:57:08 Reloads like you got to lock in when you play reload.

1:57:10 You can't You can't play that stuff like I'm

1:57:13 going to have my mom lose in reload tonight.

1:57:14 I'm going to have my mom lose in that game.

1:57:15 It's so chill.

1:57:16 You want to play some chill reload?

1:57:18 That's just Nobody's ever said that out loud, bro.

1:57:35 What up, Roof 88?

1:57:38 You wanted about the OG soundtrack back in the shop.

1:57:42 No face, bro.

1:57:44 It was LeChona.

1:57:45 And we were having a great time last night.

1:57:46 What's up, KGB?

1:57:47 Hope you're doing well, brother.

1:57:49 I'm in a good mood.

1:57:51 What up, Bubbles?

1:57:53 I'm having quite a good time playing reload and also not reload,

1:57:57 but also playing reload.

1:57:59 But then not playing reload, of course.

1:58:01 But then also enjoying it when I'm playing reload and then having a good time

1:58:04 and then having a good having an even

1:58:05 better time when I'm playing the reload, yes.

1:58:07 Foxin, I practiced LeChona after your stream last night.

1:58:09 Hey, you got to lock in for that one, shot.

1:58:13 You got to lock in for that one.

1:58:14 Yeah, no one's ever said,

1:58:14 "You want to hop on and play some chill reload, bro?" They've always said, "Hey,

1:58:16 you want to put on a helmet so that way when you bash your desk afterwards,

1:58:19 you don't get a concussion, you know?" That's That's what you say.

1:58:23 "I don't think I like the weapon loot pool in BR

1:58:26 right now after playing reload." I think I really like

1:58:30 the fact that there just is like Why do we have

1:58:32 to have a set crazy tight loot pool in BR, bro?

1:58:36 Give me all Give me everything like there is in reload, maybe.

1:58:39 I don't know.

1:58:39 That idea, maybe?

1:58:40 I I have no idea.

1:58:42 I need to put on the Hank Hill.

1:58:44 Let me tell you about my story.

1:58:46 About my propane and my propane accessories.

1:58:49 Your mother and I met outside the propane store.

1:58:51 She smelled my my bratwurst cooking from 5 miles away and brought

1:58:55 her in like a like a like a turkey hurting for hunting for grub.

1:59:05 And I like that.

1:59:06 I had to reload, man.

1:59:08 I do.

1:59:08 Give me that.

1:59:10 It's so fun.

1:59:13 Like a like a turkey like a turkey hunting for grub.

1:59:15 New VIP Hey, Y'ALL.

1:59:17 WUBBLES.

1:59:18 COME BACK FROM rock climbing?

1:59:20 That's crazy.

1:59:21 I've never done that before.

1:59:21 I'd like to try that once at least.

1:59:22 Give me the 15 months.

1:59:23 Hope you have fun.

1:59:25 If you didn't have fun, that'd be crazy cuz why would you go do rock

1:59:26 climbing if you weren't going to have fun with it, you know what I mean?

1:59:28 Unless it's like your first time and then you then you then

1:59:30 you have to find out if it's fun or not, but Okay, man.

1:59:33 What is this game right now?

1:59:34 You can open a chest with no no weapons now?

1:59:37 That's just like a new fun addition.

1:59:47 Not today.

1:59:49 I'm Halle Berry.

1:59:51 It's pronounced Halle Berry.

1:59:55 I know.

1:59:56 She's Halle Berry and I'm Halle Berry.

2:00:00 I'm the great elf who keeps Santa Claus protected from danger.

2:00:06 I don't even care about what I have to offer, bro.

2:00:07 I don't I don't.

2:00:08 Is that bad?

2:00:24 You know what I mean?

2:00:24 I had to just creep in the corner for a second.

2:00:26 Just kind of sniff around, dude.

2:00:29 KD is playing tonight?

2:00:31 Ooh.

2:00:32 Playoff basketball, bro.

2:00:33 How about the uh Magic taking game one, bro?

2:00:37 Have they Did they Have they played again yet?

2:00:42 KD Wubbles, that's cute.

2:00:52 You're a Thunder fan?

2:00:54 So, you're loving the 25 free throws SGA gets a game, right?

2:00:57 That's got to be like y'all got to be going crazy down there, dude.

2:00:59 Guys getting 40 point three points a game.

2:01:01 It's diabolical.

2:01:07 Cynical play.

2:01:07 Thank you, Tre Young.

2:01:11 And here he is, his 2700th point tonight.

2:01:15 Just running at the opponents and getting a foul.

2:01:19 It's a 49 million free throw for the opposition

2:01:22 here as the Thunder are going to win by 145.

2:01:26 The amount of free throws SGA shot

2:01:27 tonight ain't world record for five combined games.

2:01:31 In one game, what a player, what a baller.

2:01:34 I want to be a baller, a shot caller, 20-in rims on the Impala.

2:01:41 Pick your little head one more time.

2:01:42 I'm going to end it.

2:01:46 And it's going to be the free throw of the century here.

2:01:48 Rock climbing and it's a good time.

2:01:51 It's going to be a good time here rock climbing.

2:01:54 Your stats are legendary just like the legendary Gyarados

2:01:58 that just flew into the middle of the field here.

2:02:01 Weren't expecting to have a Pokémon sighting at the NBA playoffs,

2:02:04 but what a good time it is to have a good time,

2:02:07 to be a good time, to always know that the time is here.

2:02:10 If the time is now, the time is not later.

2:02:13 That's some advice my father gave me before he passed away horseback

2:02:16 riding after getting kicked in the head at 45 miles an hour.

2:02:21 It was in VR though.

2:02:22 It wasn't real.

2:02:23 He just had a heart attack while playing as a horse in VR.

2:02:27 He was the horse.

2:02:30 Which is what I used to say about my Aunt Sherry because she had a long face.

2:02:34 And he hated her.

2:02:35 Back to the studio.

2:02:42 Bro.

2:02:53 You got a gold one.

2:02:54 Wait, a gold?

2:02:55 What does a harpoon do, chat?

2:02:57 16 harpoons?

2:03:00 That doesn't seem like That doesn't seem like I care about it Mo[ __] though.

2:03:07 How much damage?

2:03:08 100?

2:03:09 Bro.

2:03:23 100 damage?

2:03:24 And it's such a good chime to be the chime.

2:03:27 It's going to be a good chime.

2:03:29 That sounds great wobbles.

2:03:30 It's awesome.

2:03:31 A way to get into ministry.

2:03:33 And I got to tell you what here.

2:03:34 I'm going to be looking for that blue shotty off the corpse of that dead player.

2:03:37 Making my way downtown, walking fast.

2:03:39 That's going to be sentry to me and bought in the air like a piñata.

2:03:42 The NBA finals brought to you by piñatas.

2:03:46 They're hittable.

2:03:47 How fun is that?

2:03:50 We'd like to thank our sponsors at AARP.

2:03:54 Whatever they do, I'm on for sure mast.

2:03:57 This thing is crazy.

2:04:00 How am I feeling about the Chiefs this year, bro?

2:04:02 We're going to be doing some like wild cat offense, bro.

2:04:03 It's going to be insane.

2:04:06 I think we're going to be nuts this year, actually.

2:04:10 I'm just ready to see us like have an offense that's fun to watch again.

2:04:13 You know what I mean?

2:04:18 Let's see if I can swim right over here.

2:04:20 Let's get really high up here and then pull this person up here.

2:04:23 Yeah, that's a miss.

2:04:25 And a harpoon to the face.

2:04:26 The soul was ripped out of the body there player 315.

2:04:30 Their scalp remaining on the ground.

2:04:32 Parents watching in shambles from afar.

2:04:37 As they just watched their 40-year-old son get ripped to shreds

2:04:41 by a harpoon gun here at a national FPS Grand Championships.

2:04:47 Memaw and Pawpaw audition, ages 60 plus,

2:04:49 will be competing at this nursing home to decide which

2:04:52 Memaw and Pawpaw is the number one player in the league.

2:04:56 We'd like to thank our sponsors at applesauce

2:05:01 for being edible for those over late 80s, and of course the blender kitchen.

2:05:06 Such a great invention, Todd.

2:05:08 Truly.

2:05:14 RJ.

2:05:19 Dude, stop.

2:05:20 Stop.

2:05:22 Stop.

2:05:23 IS IT REALLY NOT THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO DO

2:05:32 IS splash my ghost teammate over here, Billy the ghost.

2:05:40 And Bilbo Baggins will be on the field here fist fighting center court.

2:05:45 Gollum.

2:05:46 What a team effort here.

2:05:50 And now that's what I call music volume 75.

2:05:55 What up, Jeff?

2:05:58 What stops me from hopping back in on Overwatch?

2:06:00 Oh, I don't really care for tactical hero shooters that much,

2:06:03 but I should have ever told you the story

2:06:05 about how I I lied about playing that game.

2:06:09 Um and then I went and did a talk show about being an expert on it.

2:06:19 And bam.

2:06:20 Oh, missed it.

2:06:21 Oh.

2:06:25 So, I didn't lie.

2:06:28 They asked me if I'd played Overwatch, and I said yes.

2:06:30 And then they were like, "Todd,

2:06:31 you want to come be on this I think it was like IGN or something.

2:06:36 And do you want to come talk about the game?" And I was like, "Yeah,

2:06:38 sure." And then I just showed up and the night before had to look up like I bro,

2:06:44 I'm not even kidding.

2:06:45 It was my first hero shooter ever.

2:06:46 And and I had no idea what I was talking about.

2:06:50 I mean, I was literally like, "Well, yeah, you know, the tanks.

2:06:52 You want to play the tank role here or Soldier: 76?

2:06:55 And you want to" And it was like it was an hour.

2:06:59 I just talked for an hour or about a game that I learned the night before.

2:07:03 And honestly, I remember cuz I was in LA

2:07:07 and I called I called Courage and I'm like, "Bro,

2:07:11 I have this show tomorrow." And I'm like,

2:07:12 "Can you teach me this game?" He's like,

2:07:14 "Yeah, no problem." Cuz at the time he was a caster.

2:07:16 And then I pulled up.

2:07:17 My dude taught me how to play the game.

2:07:19 And then bang bang, next thing you know, I'm now I'm I was an Overwatch expert

2:07:23 and being featured on a on a game network show.

2:07:27 So, great times.

2:07:33 Good times.

2:07:38 Should be good times.

2:07:40 My boy Jack gave me the rundown.

2:07:43 You said fake it till you make it.

2:07:45 I mean, yeah, no.

2:07:46 I mean, like you guys have to understand, bro.

2:07:47 Like whatever you think is going on, however prepared you think anyone

2:07:56 ever is in broadcast anything is like almost never the case at all.

2:08:03 Bro, what?

2:08:05 You have got to be kidding me.

2:08:17 I mean, dude, the the the nitro fists are back, bro.

2:08:28 You just no one knows anything about anything that's going on.

2:08:35 Like you just show up and you're just like, "Yep.

2:08:38 What are we doing?" Like yeah, you go to journalism school.

2:08:43 That would help.

2:08:43 You know what I mean?

2:08:45 But like realistically,

2:08:46 you're just like showing up and just hoping that you don't

2:08:48 sound like a[ __] when you're doing like a live show.

2:08:53 And you will bomb.

2:08:55 That is an inevitability.

2:08:57 And then you got to learn to laugh at that cuz it's actually kind of funny.

2:09:01 Like I had people throw stuff at me once at an event.

2:09:04 Like Like I don't I've never been Well, I guess I was technically getting booed.

2:09:16 But oh yeah, it's dude, it's always a good time.

2:09:20 Cuz at the end of the day, you're like never going to see those people.

2:09:22 If you're afraid of public speaking,

2:09:24 it just I literally it's it seems like it's the scariest thing in the world,

2:09:27 but like literally no one cares what you're saying.

2:09:30 Even if you're the only one talking, no one cares what you're saying at all.

2:09:35 You could be You could literally be an expert on your subject

2:09:39 and no one cares what you're saying in that building, bro.

2:09:43 They don't.

2:09:49 What up, Mace?

2:10:03 Shh.

2:10:03 He's not going to see me.

2:10:05 I'm going to pull him right out of the car, Chad.

2:10:18 Come back.

2:10:21 Lads, go by the mo.

2:10:24 Let the rhythm of these tryhards by the mo.

2:10:29 Am I a For Honor expert?

2:10:30 Hey, I like that game.

2:10:32 And uh That's the point though.

2:10:34 You don't have to be an expert to play play video games.

2:10:38 Me talking about being Me talking about a game like I play it all the time.

2:10:46 I'm still I mean I'm still good though.

2:10:47 And I didn't get bad intel.

2:10:50 That's why I started.

2:10:50 I'm just a procrastinator.

2:10:51 Do you know what I mean?

2:10:53 So that's how you get things done, brother.

2:10:55 That's how you get things done.

2:11:00 Carly actually hates it.

2:11:01 She'll be like, "Don't you want to like prepare for that?" I'm like,

2:11:03 "Not really." I'm like, "I think I'll just show up and You're dead.

2:11:21 D E A D.

2:11:23 GET THAT squad away from me.

2:11:25 You're dead.

2:11:25 You're gone.

2:11:28 Dude, harpoon is crazy, bro.

2:11:30 No, I prepare.

2:11:31 I prepare.

2:11:32 I just don't I'm the kind of guy like I feel like I'm in a head case, bro.

2:11:36 If I overprepare for something,

2:11:37 then I start thinking like I'm going to tell you this right now.

2:11:39 Overpreparing for interviews and stuff like that for me doesn't work, bro.

2:11:42 If I start thinking about all the questions I

2:11:43 want to ask somebody before I get up there,

2:11:44 then I'm overfocusing on the questions instead of over instead

2:11:46 of actually focusing on what what they're saying to me.

2:11:49 So now I'm just Whatever.

2:11:50 What's the base four questions I need to know here?

2:11:53 And then you know what I mean?

2:11:56 And then I run that over, bro.

2:12:04 Put it up, go.

2:12:10 I don't trust these bushes, bro.

2:12:19 Let's see what he does.

2:12:20 Hopefully he comes right in here.

2:12:24 I know you see me.

2:12:33 No.

2:12:34 No.

2:12:35 Oh, come on, bro.

2:12:40 Hi, dude.

2:12:41 Dude, I hate the gloves, bro.

2:12:43 I genuinely hate the gloves.

2:12:46 I hate them.

2:12:46 You know why?

2:12:48 Cuz it's like a cheese ball way to fight, bro.

2:12:50 They just That's all they What the meta is just punch you I mean,

2:12:52 it's a good play, but like it's corny.

2:12:54 You know what I mean?

2:12:55 They just punch you in the air.

2:12:56 You can't do anything about it.

2:12:58 You're You're 150 HP now, and then they just swap to a shotgun.

2:13:01 And then sometimes it's like gives you that that overdrive boost,

2:13:05 and then you're just flying for like 3 hours in the air, bro.

2:13:08 You know?

2:13:10 Like I'm trying to like enjoy the game,

2:13:12 not have to play the same like I Fortnite doesn't want metas,

2:13:15 and then they put meta weapons in like that, bro.

2:13:17 You know what I mean?

2:13:18 Like the meta is box somebody,

2:13:20 shoot them in the air with a shotgun, and they're dead.

2:13:23 They're literally dead, bro.

2:13:26 Have they tweeted the port-a-bunkers?

2:13:27 They are better.

2:13:28 They are much better today.

2:13:38 Punch me with the gloves.

2:13:40 You know what you'd say?

2:13:40 You'd say, "Get good, bro.

2:13:41 Just do it to them." That's true.

2:13:42 That's very true.

2:13:49 Arthur, you top 500 in the game?

2:13:50 For which role?

2:13:53 Should I just boot up Overwatch, bro?

2:13:54 I don't I've never even played it, really.

2:13:58 The harpoon was so much fun, No Face I wanted it, bro.

2:14:04 No, I was having so many issues with that port-a-bunker,

2:14:06 but I'm pretty sure they they tweeted they fixed it.

2:14:11 They did it.

2:14:12 The chaos reloader does seem to be better.

2:14:14 Why do I have a 2-minute queue for reload

2:14:15 when there's 100,000 people playing this mode, bro?

2:14:20 A fact, bro.

2:14:21 I know when you get in air, like you're dead.

2:14:23 Cuz I can Once again, easiest video game in the world to shoot in is this game.

2:14:35 That is Halle Berry in the go.

2:14:39 Official outfit though.

2:14:41 What did somebody say I need to put on Hank Hill?

2:14:43 I got you, bro.

2:14:44 Stay lit.

2:14:45 I'm just going to be running around reload dropping bombs on sweats, man.

2:14:50 I love that.

2:14:53 I don't even think I have Overwatch downloaded.

2:14:55 I mean, I definitely don't actually.

2:14:57 I've played that game for like 8 years.

2:15:05 Oh, I hate when someone beams you out of the air.

2:15:07 So, do I.

2:15:08 Knock like three.

2:15:09 Knock like four.

2:15:11 Someone come and get my car, bro.

2:15:14 I'm Hank Hill, I'm chilling.

2:15:15 I'm Hank Hill, I'm chilling.

2:15:18 I've got a steak up on the grill.

2:15:19 I'm Hank Hill and I'm chilling.

2:15:22 You know who I am.

2:15:23 My name rhymes with Frank.

2:15:26 I'll be smoking that good on that 420 dank.

2:15:29 I'm Hank Hill.

2:15:31 I'm so sick with it.

2:15:33 Catch me on that grill.

2:15:34 Catch me flipping in that kitchen.

2:15:36 Woo.

2:15:39 The the the chicken.

2:15:40 I got to I flip it I got to flip the chicken.

2:15:42 It's getting burnt on one side.

2:15:44 The Morpheus shotty back is back in reload.

2:15:47 You'll be at level 300 tomorrow, Mike.

2:15:48 You are literally elite, bro.

2:15:49 I don't know what you want me to say, bro.

2:15:50 But you're elite.

2:16:04 Nice, Mace.

2:16:05 Is that like a sales dude, so you get commission on top of that?

2:16:09 Did he just Did he just get the commission?

2:16:14 I'm going to land in the fall area.

2:16:16 I love the evergreens.

2:16:19 I love the evergreens.

2:16:21 I love the evergreens.

2:16:24 I love evergreens.

2:16:26 Evergreens are so pretty.

2:16:27 I love them.

2:16:30 They may be retreat cuz they're very evergreen.

2:16:35 Working at Bucky's?

2:16:36 Let's go, Mace.

2:16:38 Yo, yo, yo.

2:16:39 Who wants 55 of those pulled pork sandwiches to go?

2:16:45 That's me, bro.

2:16:48 I'll sell less, bro.

2:16:49 I'll sell less.

2:16:54 What up, Woz?

2:16:54 I sell TV and TV accessories.

2:16:57 You need a HD in mine, I'll sell you a $55 one.

2:17:00 I will.

2:17:01 I'll do it.

2:17:02 What up, Ali?

2:17:05 You need some cotton candy?

2:17:06 I also double as a clown.

2:17:09 My papa was in the was in the carnival.

2:17:13 And that's how I got into this biz.

2:17:17 Oh, wow.

2:17:19 Bro, I know you're here and I know you're ratting, bro.

2:17:26 Oh, you're dead.

2:17:30 Um which I have a feeling I will be here soon, too, bro.

2:17:41 What is a shrub bomb, bro?

2:17:45 Everyone gets a bush?

2:17:47 Excuse me?

2:17:53 Friendly?

2:17:55 WHAT IN THE I'M BACK.

2:18:16 OH.

2:18:16 OH.

2:18:17 DUDE, almost got schmoked, bro.

2:18:20 Almost got schmoked just now, bro.

2:18:23 Almost got schmoked.

2:18:31 I got that propane.

2:18:33 You know I always keep it on sale.

2:18:35 I got that propane.

2:18:36 I'm a county and I can't make bail.

2:18:38 I got that propane.

2:18:39 You know I got that money.

2:18:40 I got propane.

2:18:43 It's the one thing I don't take too funny.

2:18:45 I got propane.

2:18:46 I got gas.

2:18:47 I got a lighter.

2:18:49 I do MMA.

2:18:50 I'm Hank Hill.

2:18:51 You know that I'm a fighter.

2:18:56 I got propane.

2:18:59 You know exactly who I am.

2:19:00 I got propane.

2:19:02 You know me cuz I'm the man.

2:19:03 I got propane.

2:19:08 I drop bombs when I can.

2:19:09 I got propane.

2:19:14 Money long like that beak on Toucan.

2:19:16 I got propane.

2:19:19 Yo, Cavvy, you think of the five stream streaks?

2:19:22 There was a stream truck back there, but I don't believe in that.

2:19:24 Thoughts?

2:19:38 I got propane.

2:19:41 I'm kind of liking that.

2:19:43 I'm liking that vibe.

2:19:45 Yeah, I dropped a freestyle.

2:19:47 I got propane.

2:19:50 Yeah, I'm lighting up my foes.

2:19:52 I got propane.

2:19:54 You can't step to me and my bros, I got propane.

2:20:02 Sit down.

2:20:06 THIS IS A NO STAND ZONE.

2:20:07 WHAT UP, CON?

2:20:12 MHM, I have to play Fortnite OG.

2:20:15 Fortnite OG.

2:20:19 That didn't really take me as far as I thought I was going to go, bro.

2:20:21 I'm a little sad about that.

2:20:29 Hi.

2:20:53 I mean, like that send is insane.

2:20:55 The fact that I get I get tweaked in the bush like that is nuts, bro.

2:20:59 Uh Joel, you like Grinders Pizza?

2:21:00 Bro, I haven't been there in years.

2:21:02 I've not been in there in years, bro.

2:21:05 I've not been to Grinders in prob- probably 10 years now.

2:21:09 I used to go there to get the Philly cheesesteaks back in the day.

2:21:14 I got propane.

2:21:35 What?

2:21:38 You know what?

2:21:40 AC-130 inbound.

2:21:41 Heckler's propane tank dropping on enemy ops.

2:21:43 Here we go.

2:21:44 Take a look at this.

2:21:45 Hi.

2:21:50 Nice, bro.

2:21:53 You know who I am?

2:21:54 I'm I'm sick.

2:21:55 That's what I am.

2:21:57 Somebody call the doctor, but not for me.

2:22:00 I'm built different.

2:22:02 I got propane.

2:22:06 Bro, this gun is like the best gun I've ever put in this game, bro.

2:22:11 What?

2:22:11 This is what I was not using the whole time I was playing this game.

2:22:14 It's crazy.

2:22:21 I got propane.

2:22:31 Are you being serious right now, buddy?

2:22:38 Hi.

2:22:40 I'm going to die to this guy.

2:22:47 What is that scary sound, bro?

2:22:49 What just happened?

2:23:04 Ain't you scared in here right now?

2:23:07 Ain't you scared in here right now?

2:23:13 I got propane.

2:23:17 Houston Rockets versus the LOS ANGELES LAKERS.

2:23:25 AND doing that halftime show performance of the Coral Cruisers chorus.

2:23:32 Performing live all the way from Fortnite.

2:23:45 Anyway, I like this map now.

2:23:49 Google cruisers they're cruising to Coral Town.

2:23:52 Coral Coral let me tell you something Coral.

2:23:57 I never saw K-pop demon hunters.

2:24:00 Any inside scoop on the new things in Fortnite?

2:24:04 They're no I was going to make up something ridiculous.

2:24:08 I've never seen this kind of my life bro.

2:24:10 That gun is not real.

2:24:12 I've never seen it so it can't be real.

2:24:14 Chat is the Q rifle legit or what?

2:24:18 Okay, I'll just I'll just quit bro if you guys are cool with that.

2:24:26 I'll just maybe sign off or whatever if you guys are fine.

2:24:49 Did that guy that what he thought what he who do you think was shooting at them?

2:25:11 Y'all have fun down there now.

2:25:13 Bye-bye.

2:25:17 I got propane.

2:25:18 Yeah, I'm working on my dubs.

2:25:20 I got propane.

2:25:21 Yeah, I ain't can't ever get enough.

2:25:23 I got that propane.

2:25:25 Yeah, I'm pushing into this building.

2:25:27 I got propane.

2:25:28 Yeah, I'm fighting ready and willing.

2:25:30 I got propane.

2:25:40 I think what I'm going to do is is shoot everybody in the forehead.

2:25:43 Thought shot?

2:25:54 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BRO.

2:25:59 I'M GOING TO CRASH OUT, BRO.

2:26:15 NOW, waste it on my stuff.

2:26:16 I got propane.

2:26:18 Yeah, this gameplay is feeling tough.

2:26:19 I got propane.

2:26:21 Yo, I'm trying to get them dubs.

2:26:22 I got propane Oh my I'll see you next fall, bro.

2:26:29 Like, you know what I mean?

2:26:30 Like, hey, have a great time here, bro.

2:26:36 I'm sorry, bro.

2:26:37 I didn't realize I was playing Tfue, my guy.

2:26:44 That's on me, bro.

2:26:45 I'm sorry.

2:27:03 What up, goofy?

2:27:14 They popped in the air like a piñata.

2:27:16 Wow.

2:27:18 Wowzers, that guy still in that bush.

2:27:19 Wowzers, that guy still in that bush.

2:27:22 What up, fart?

2:27:24 Is the cube rifle great?

2:27:54 He blew my brains out.

2:27:55 What up, Nebula?

2:27:56 He blew my brains brains out.

2:28:01 I love hiding in the bush every game I play because I'm hiding in the bush.

2:28:05 What can I say?

2:28:07 Wow.

2:28:08 I got sniped though.

2:28:09 I mean, you got to respect it, bro.

2:28:10 I can't be mad at the the snipe.

2:28:12 Thank you, Nebula.

2:28:12 You can't be mad at the snipe, bro.

2:28:19 But I got propane.

2:28:20 Yeah, I look good in my Nikes.

2:28:21 Yeah, I got propane.

2:28:26 You not called Peggy cuz she's my wifey.

2:28:27 I got propane.

2:28:29 Yeah, I'm looking so darn clean.

2:28:30 I got propane.

2:28:31 Yeah, this white tee looks mean.

2:28:33 I got propane.

2:28:35 Yeah, I know I got new jeans.

2:28:36 I got propane.

2:28:37 Got that Wrangler money, you see.

2:28:39 I got propane.

2:28:40 Got my brand new glasses.

2:28:42 I got propane.

2:28:43 My whip drop slow as molasses cuz I got propane.

2:28:50 But ha ha ha.

2:28:52 It's that Costco water, Roo.

2:28:53 That Costco water.

2:28:54 That Costco agua.

2:28:57 Very delicious.

2:29:00 Charles, that guy was in the bush for the 30 minutes that game, bro.

2:29:02 33 minutes.

2:29:04 33 minutes that game, dude.

2:29:08 Yeah, the P from my last name is not Payton.

2:29:10 It's for propane.

2:29:10 I'm Jordan propane.

2:29:11 Jordan propane Payton.

2:29:14 JBP, bro.

2:29:15 At Navarro College.

2:29:26 What up, Seat Chain?

2:29:28 420.

2:29:32 Hit them hot boy 820.

2:29:34 Do you remember when the the mud dogs came

2:29:36 back at the half time to help the Wait,

2:29:38 you remember when Bobby Shinn came back at the half time

2:29:39 TO HELP THE MUD DOGS WITH THE BOURBON BOWL, DO YOU?

2:29:44 Can Hank sing with Yona?

2:29:47 I mean we could try.

2:29:57 Wow.

2:29:57 Show me people thinking Battle.net Yahoo.

2:30:01 Let's see if I can zero it out of Wacky Land and get my carnival on.

2:30:05 Carnival Cruise is sponsoring this broadcast today.

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2:30:11 that hide around and if you pee yourself,

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2:30:26 Pro pipe.

2:30:27 Yeah, Peggy's around.

2:30:29 Peggy never left.

2:30:30 Nightmare Goofy child,

2:30:31 if you guys are new and you haven't followed your bro, drop a follow, bro.

2:30:32 We appreciate y'all tuning in, though.

2:30:34 That's on some real stuff, dude.

2:30:35 No fib.

2:30:36 That's on some real stuff, dude.

2:30:37 Don't even fib on them right now, bro.

2:30:40 That's on some real stuff, dude.

2:30:41 Don't even fib on them, bro.

2:30:43 Don't you fib?

2:30:43 Don't you fib, Kyle?

2:30:45 So, Kevin's got some kinems for you.

2:30:54 Oh, wow.

2:30:55 Oh, wow.

2:30:57 And Tookie can't stand the big beak.

2:31:00 Wizard back at it again here.

2:31:03 Toucanyoolar Samyoolar with buffalo ranch.

2:31:06 Oh, that sounds so yummy.

2:31:10 Buffalo ranch is goated, bro.

2:31:11 Cuz like usually you have buffalo and you dip it in the ranch,

2:31:13 but like what if they came together, dude?

2:31:14 You know what I mean?

2:31:29 Now, if you passing away my guy.

2:31:30 Thank you so much.

2:31:42 You're dead.

2:31:46 Pop those on real quick.

2:31:54 Yeah, I'll definitely get rid of Latona chat.

2:31:58 Will Elijah share the news today?

2:32:05 Will these teammates push in the really great?

2:32:17 I refuse to believe this stuff can give me better weapons than this.

2:32:25 Wow.

2:32:32 I'm really scared cuz there's people here.

2:32:39 Could it be a 25 bomb?

2:32:40 Wouldn't that be so fun and spectacular?

2:32:41 1 2 3 4 just shot the wrong player.

2:32:46 Right now we're we're not going to jump, chat.

2:32:50 Oh, wow.

2:32:53 Wow.

2:32:56 Thank you.

2:32:57 You need to mind.

2:33:03 Wait.

2:33:04 Let's do Let's do it.

2:33:05 Let's do the Eradicator OXR bot.

2:33:06 Let's get crazy with it.

2:33:07 Let's get in Let's get Captain Insano.

2:33:09 There's no mercy right now.

2:33:20 PLAY WITH COURAGE.

2:33:21 AH!

2:33:23 THAT'S NOT A LINE, BUDDY.

2:33:25 WAIT, WHICH ONE OF YOU DID I JUST KILL, BRO?

2:33:27 You came in together.

2:33:32 Come on, boy Jack.

2:33:33 Get on, brother.

2:33:49 You haven't had sex in a long while, bro.

2:33:50 It's been the last 2 years.

2:33:51 Like you dropped one of those.

2:33:51 What a fight, dude.

2:33:55 You watch the new King of the Hill episodes?

2:33:56 Are they good?

2:33:57 Creed or Nickelback?

2:33:58 Nickelback had way more hits.

2:34:02 Creed has one of the greatest national anthem performances of all time, I mean.

2:34:10 Like is my guy Is he living a whole life down here, bro?

2:34:15 He's got a whole family and stuff or like What's he doing down here, bro?

2:34:43 That guy is throwing up and crying, for sure.

2:34:53 You You can't really run for that far here.

2:34:55 You know what I mean?

2:34:56 I'm going to push you off the ledge now.

2:34:58 Hold on.

2:34:58 You know what?

2:34:58 I'm going to let you do you, actually.

2:34:59 I'm going to let you bow.

2:35:11 Did that man run all the way down there?

2:35:12 You're kidding me.

2:35:35 YO.

2:35:34 YO, I WOULD HAVE BRO, I WOULD be livid.

2:35:38 I just caught that man zip line mid flight, bro.

2:35:42 Are you kidding me?

2:35:45 Caught him mid flight.

2:35:48 I'd be throwing up, bro.

2:35:49 I'd be throwing up.

2:36:06 I would be puking and I would be vomiting.

2:36:07 I would be so upset.

2:36:08 I would be vomiting.

2:36:13 The OXAR is absolutely one of the best guns in the game

2:36:16 and I don't know why I wasn't using it in the primary season.

2:36:18 But I think it's cuz we had the dead eye maybe at the time.

2:36:21 Like what was it that came out, bro, that was insane?

2:36:25 Yeah, I mean we popped off right there, man.

2:36:27 We did it.

2:36:33 Go cheese trying to go cheese.

2:36:51 Honestly, maybe I should hold dynamite.

2:36:53 We should try to pull somebody, bro.

2:37:03 Player Z44 has initiated combat sequence.

2:37:10 That's cool, bro.

2:37:20 I need you more than dynamite cuz the day[ __] get a little dicey.

2:37:24 Boy, I got a whole bunch of shacks.

2:37:36 Does somebody Oh, secure the contract.

2:37:38 Uh-oh.

2:37:42 You know what that means, Chad?

2:37:45 I'm going to kick my heels four times

2:37:46 together and hope we can get home to Kansas.

2:37:48 Bro, why all my shirts got the collar all sprung out, bro?

2:37:50 What's happening right now, dude?

2:37:55 Reward your desire for all the things that you want.

2:37:59 Oh, yeah, I know.

2:38:00 The The double wrecked is 100% meta, but like, you know what I mean?

2:38:03 Like how fun is that, bro?

2:38:05 We did that for like 8 months.

2:38:12 It's my first time boosting a Corvette.

2:38:14 I'm not really a Chevy guy, but made it seems like everybody in Texas has

2:38:19 a Corvette when they go through a midlife crisis.

2:38:22 They got to get a big one, and then they got to go around and drive it around.

2:38:24 They get a convertible, even though it rains like 40% of the days,

2:38:28 so they can't really drive it.

2:38:32 The double wrecker was the most insane meta of all time.

2:38:48 Here goes nothing.

2:38:49 Uh Uh okay.

2:38:54 Here goes nothing.

2:39:01 What?

2:39:16 Become one with the meta you hate.

2:39:23 BRO, SHOOT THAT GUY!

2:39:31 THEY BOTH JUST STARTED TEAMING?

2:39:36 Like I left the other dude alone.

2:39:51 Oh.

2:40:27 THIS GUY.

2:40:28 NO.

2:40:30 NO, I'M DEAD.

2:40:31 I'M DEAD, BRO.

2:40:36 NO, YOU SILLY NO, YOU SILLY GOOSE.

2:40:37 YOU SILLY LITTLE GOOSE.

2:40:38 BRO, I'M OUT OF HERE.

2:40:56 UH-OH.

2:40:58 YO!

2:40:59 YO, shooting my body is insane, bro.

2:41:01 Shooting my body is insane.

2:41:02 Like I was having fun.

2:41:03 You know what I mean?

2:41:05 I was having fun, bro.

2:41:07 You know what I mean?

2:41:07 Shooting my body's insane.

2:41:09 Like if I play that for real, like I'd probably beat you.

2:41:11 You know what I mean?

2:41:12 But I chased you in the air with zip lines.

2:41:14 So, you know what I mean?

2:41:18 Like that's what I'm saying.

2:41:19 Like I like when the lobbies aren't so crazy,

2:41:21 so I can actually do some fun like non-meta gameplay, bro.

2:41:23 Otherwise, I just need to sit up on that hillside for the whole time.

2:41:26 Just stand there and and snipe.

2:41:27 Like what?

2:41:29 You know what I mean?

2:41:30 You're eating Taco Bell in a Kroger parking lot right now?

2:41:32 Hey, bro.

2:41:33 Look, you got your dessert on the inside, bro.

2:41:35 You know what I mean?

2:41:39 You got your dessert on the inside.

2:41:44 You could tell people who shoot bodies definitely are angry drivers.

2:41:47 They're the same person.

2:41:50 You know what I mean?

2:41:51 The guys that road rage are typically

2:41:53 the ones that shoot your body in the video.

2:41:55 In a tournament, totally different.

2:41:56 Got to get in your head, bro.