‘The Big Bang Theory’ But Everyone Is Vlogging

0:03 Made of Honor.

0:04 Amy Farah Fowler's amazing behindthe-scenes wedding video.

0:07 Take one.

0:11 We're just trying on dresses.

0:12 Do we really need to record this?

0:15 I'm sorry.

0:15 Are you the maid of honor?

0:19 I am the bride.

0:21 So, no.

0:21 And action.

0:25 What do you think?

0:26 Oh, I love it.

0:28 What are you, a nun?

0:29 Come on, bestie.

0:29 Let's see some skin.

0:34 Oh, Amy, looking sexy.

0:36 You think they don't have mirrors in there?

0:37 I know how I look.

0:47 Oh, Bernardet, you look beautiful.

0:50 You do.

0:51 Thank you.

0:52 Not penny beautiful, but beautiful.

0:57 Come on, bestie.

0:58 You're up.

0:58 Just give me a minute.

1:00 What is taking you so long?

1:03 Oh, Amy, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

1:05 SORRY.

1:05 SORRY,

1:09 AMY.

1:09 SORRY.

1:10 OKAY, you ready?

1:11 Yeah, almost.

1:12 I'm working on my facial expressions.

1:14 See, uh, I've got interested.

1:16 H, I've got very interested and enraged.

1:25 Why would you be enraged?

1:27 Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

1:33 Okay.

1:35 And rolling.

1:37 Hello, I am theoretical physicist Dr.

1:39 Sheldon Cooper, auditioning for the role of Professor Proton.

1:43 Now, excuse me while I get into character.

1:48 Hello, I'm Professor Proton.

1:52 And today, boys and girls, we're going to have fun with science.

1:55 Did you know you could calculate the mass of an electron using household items?

1:59 It's true.

2:00 All you'll need is a pencil, some paper, dry ice,

2:03 rubbing alcohol, and a spool of 50 micron thick cobalt 60 wire.

2:09 And remember, don't put it in your mouth or instead of becoming a scientist,

2:13 you'll become wildly radioactive.

2:17 Hang on, I have a question.

2:18 Do you have any experiments that aren't life-threatening?

2:21 Come on.

2:22 That was a perfect taken.

2:23 You ruined it.

2:25 Oh, look.

2:26 Hey, I didn't need enraged.

2:30 Oh, boy.

2:32 What?

2:32 They cast the new Professor Proton.

2:34 Is it Sheldon?

2:35 Not exactly.

2:38 WE IT'S WILL WEEN.

2:41 Dear Crazy Future Sheldon.

2:45 This is a thermostat.

2:48 It controls the temperature of the apartment.

2:51 The ideal setting is 72°.

2:54 If you find this too cold, then put on a jacket,

2:57 a straight jacket, cuz 72 is the best and you're crazy.

3:02 Now, this is your spot.

3:07 You're very protective of it.

3:08 When anyone else tries to sit here, you berate them relentlessly.

3:12 It sounds mean, but somehow you make it adorable.

3:17 People are also delighted by your love of pranks.

3:21 For example, Leonard has no idea what I did to his coffee.

3:28 It wasn't replace it with Foldier Crystals, I'll tell you that much.

3:32 Hey, can we please get back to work?

3:35 This is Leonard.

3:36 He's your best friend in the world.

3:38 Just stop it.

3:39 This is ridiculous.

3:43 Sometimes he gets cranky, but you can trust him with your life.

3:47 And he does more things for you than I can even begin to list.

3:52 Thank you.

3:54 Oh no, he's drinking it.

3:57 But I made a video.

4:02 I'm Dr.

4:02 Shelton Cooper and I'd like to tell you why I should be chosen to GO TO MARS.

4:12 I'M exceedingly smart.

4:13 I graduated college at 14.

4:15 While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a PhD.

4:22 Penicellin can't take this away.

4:26 Being in close quarters, cleanliness is important.

4:30 My hygiene is impeccable.

4:33 In fact, animals don't trust me because I smell like nothing.

4:36 Yeah.

4:39 Literally nothing.

4:43 During the 7-month space flight,

4:45 I can keep up morale with my wacky sense of humor.

4:51 Hey, Leonard, is there any peanut brittle left in that can?

4:56 You mean this weirdly suspicious one?

4:59 Yes.

5:00 Open it and check.

5:07 I don't get it.

5:08 There's actually peanut brittle.

5:17 Please go to Mars.

5:20 But on a more serious note,

5:22 the most important reason I want to go to Mars is that I believe as a scientist,

5:28 it's my duty to push the boundaries of human knowledge forward.

5:32 Now I know that life on Mars will be

5:34 difficult but life here on Earth is no picnic.

5:38 Also picnics are no picnic.

5:42 Where should we go for lunch?

5:43 Oh, I know the ground.

5:47 In conclusion, thank you for considering me

5:49 for this journey of a lifetime to Mars.

5:56 Afterwards, Leonard blew his nose and pie came out.

6:06 Here we go.

6:11 Oh, look how cute you were.

6:14 Amy, please.

6:14 Of course I was cute.

6:15 Look how I turned out.

6:18 Hello, Sheldon.

6:19 Hello, Sheldon.

6:21 If you're watching this, I assume something bad has happened.

6:25 Something unfortunate and unforeseen.

6:28 Something that's making you question everything.

6:32 I'm so smart.

6:34 Now, just make sure it's really you watching this, not an impostor.

6:39 What am I thinking of?

6:40 On the count of three.

6:42 1 2 3.

6:45 Robot monkey butler.

6:48 Okay, good.

6:51 Should I leave you two alone?

6:54 No, this is going to be inspiring.

6:56 You should watch.

6:58 Sheldon, never forget.

7:00 No matter how bad things seem, you can all

7:07 What?

7:07 What?

7:08 No.

7:09 No.

7:10 My dad taped over at one of his stupid high school football games.

7:15 Sorry.

7:15 You know, it doesn't matter.

7:16 Nothing matters.

7:17 Is there anything I can do?

7:19 Yes.

7:19 He could build me a time machine so I can go back and tell

7:21 my younger self to give up because nothing's going to work out the way he wants.

7:29 Just thinking a nice cup of leaf soup.

7:34 Is that a VCR?

7:35 Yeah.

7:36 Amy asked if we had one she could borrow

7:37 and I just want to make sure it still works.

7:40 What's on the tape?

7:41 Not sure.

7:42 I used to record a lot of Jeopardy for my mom,

7:44 but if I push play and you see some naked people.

7:46 Got it.

7:47 What is porn?

7:49 We were looking for vintage '8s erotica, but I'll accept it.

7:54 Hello everybody.

7:58 I am the great Talini.

8:06 Put it back on.

8:06 You look adorable.

8:07 It's just a practice tape from when I was

8:10 trying to become a member of the Magic Castle.

8:13 I didn't know you auditioned there.

8:14 Oh, I never went through with it.

8:16 I watched the tape and realized I wasn't good enough.

8:18 You know that trick where you saw a mannequin in half?

8:22 Don't you mean a lady?

8:23 Thank god it was not a lady.

8:24 I'd just be getting out of jail.

8:28 Over the years here at Fun with Flags,

8:30 we've had an opportunity to learn, laugh, wonder,

8:34 and yes, even shed a tear or two.

8:38 Like when you do a 2-hour Fourth

8:39 of July spectacular and it doesn't get recorded.

8:45 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?

8:47 How about 4,000?

8:50 One for every domino I set up to make that American flag.

8:55 Please enjoy these highlights.

8:59 Crikey, what flag do we have today?

9:06 Australia, MATE.

9:11 And now it's time for the speed round.

9:13 A flag or not a flag?

9:15 A flag.

9:17 Flag.

9:18 Not a flag.

9:19 Flag.

9:20 I am crushing this.

9:28 Say, Betsy Ross, what you're working on?

9:31 I have no IDEA because the story of me

9:36 sewing the first AMERICAN FLAG IS UNSUPPORTED POPPYCCK.

9:42 THEN WHO DID sew it?

9:44 Don't ask me.

9:46 I'm just a simple seamstress whose descendants are out to make a quick buck.

9:59 Fancy a dip, my dear?

10:01 I do.

10:05 Wait, that purple flag indicates that marine

10:08 pests such as jellyfish are present.

10:10 Wow, that flag is a lifesaver.

10:16 No, this is Stop looking at my legs.

10:23 Not a swag.

10:24 Swag.

10:25 Swag.

10:26 Not a swag.

10:28 Swag.

10:29 Quap.

10:34 Star Wars audition.

10:35 Take one.

10:37 Starring Howard Joel Wallowitz.

10:40 Real life astronaut Vader is here now on this moon.

10:53 I felt his presence.

10:55 He's come for me.

10:57 He can feel when I'm near.

10:58 How many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL

10:59 YOU TO REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER WHEN IT'S EMPTY?

11:04 I'm in the MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

11:05 SO AM I.

11:07 OKAY.

11:07 OKAY.

11:07 WELL, I'VE BEEN poking around the internet and I

11:09 think I found something we'll enjoy watching even more.

11:12 What is it?

11:13 Oh, just a video of Bernardet in a beauty pageant.

11:18 WHAT?

11:18 OKAY, I LEARNED MY LESSON.

11:19 Making fun of people is wrong.

11:22 I haven't learned my lesson.

11:23 Play it.

11:24 Play it.

11:31 HI, I'M BERNADETTE MARYANNE Rostenowski from your Belinda, CALIFORNIA.

11:40 You look like a talking cupcake.

11:44 And you should pick me FOR MISS CALIFORNIA QUIZNOS

11:46 1999 because I WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT.

11:49 What I really, really want.

11:50 I'll tell YOU WHAT I WANT.

11:51 What I really, really want.

11:52 I WANT TO I WANT TO I WANT TO I

11:54 WANT TO REALLY REALLY REALLY be California quiz 1999.

12:05 Play it again.

12:05 Play it again.

12:09 I'm so glad the police finally caught that psychotic genetically engineered ape.

12:21 That is my girlfriend.

12:21 I swear to God.

12:37 Hello, Leonard.

12:39 I was going to write you an email,

12:40 but I'm a little drunk and spelling is a sober person's game.

12:45 So, I feel I owe you explanation.

12:52 I I'm sorry.

12:55 Explanation.

12:59 Penny.

12:59 Penny.

13:00 Penny.

13:01 Sheldon, go away.

13:02 I'm making a video.

13:04 I'm sorry.

13:04 I'll come back when you're alone.

13:07 No, no, no.

13:08 I am alone.

13:09 I'm just telling Leonard why I broke up with him.

13:12 Oh, he knows.

13:13 The video I want to see is why you went out with him in the first place.

13:18 I went out with him because he's great.

13:21 If I kept going out with him, I probably would have married him.

13:24 And I It's a little scary because I

13:26 just don't think I'm ready for that, you know?

13:28 Plus, I have got to learn how to spell Hoff stutter.

13:32 I I know there's a D in there,

13:34 but it keeps moving every time I try and write it.

13:39 Tell him what do I do?

13:41 Try to pass out face down so you don't choke on your vomit.

13:46 I am NOT GOING TO PASS OUT.

13:49 But thank you anyway.

13:58 Wow.

13:58 I know there's like two more hours of her just lying there.

14:04 A, you love me so much.

14:08 I married you, jackass.

14:10 I I know.

14:11 And not just out of pity, like everyone said in their wedding toast.

14:16 You want to see the part where she falls off the chair?

14:19 Totally.

14:30 That's my wife.

14:34 I got to see that again.

14:36 Do you have any Spock collectibles?

14:38 I have many.

14:40 My most treasured is an autographed napkin given

14:42 to me by my very thoughtful friend, Penny.

14:45 That's her over there.

14:51 Hi.

14:52 Look at that.

14:52 I'm in a movie.

14:53 My shirt stayed on.

14:56 Can we see the napkin?

14:58 Of course.

14:59 Excuse me.

14:59 This will just take a moment.

15:13 When did we get a wall safe?

15:17 When there was no more room in the floor safe.

15:20 When did we get a floor safe?

15:23 When we got the security camera.

15:25 There's a security camera.

15:29 Aquaman protecting your home since 2012.

15:34 Oh my god.

15:35 We've done things on that couch.

15:36 Yeah, you don't have to tell me.