We Tried Being Baristas For A Day!

0:00 You better hope your hands are freaking clean.

0:02 They're not.

0:03 Oh, great.

0:03 THEY'RE NOT.

0:04 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU WASH YOUR FINGERS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

0:06 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

0:07 ALL RIGHT.

0:10 LOOK AT ME.

0:11 ALL RIGHT.

0:11 YOU'RE GOOD.

0:12 CHECK MY BREATH.

0:14 That's not how you check breath.

0:15 Welcome back to San Angelo Studios.

0:16 Today me and Frank are at Brothers Coffee in Stony Brook,

0:19 New York and we're going to see if we can be baristas for a day.

0:22 We got some incredible baristas here that are going

0:24 to teach us coffee and espresso and we are

0:28 going to simulate a lunch rush to see if we can keep up which I think I might.

0:32 We'll be fine.

0:33 Who is tough?

0:34 I will.

0:37 Before we can simulate a lunch rush, we have to learn how to make coffee.

0:40 So today we have our baristas Abby and Rippin and they

0:43 are going to teach us how to run the show.

0:46 Before we start with anything too advanced and touching machine,

0:49 we're going to start with the most basic.

0:51 This is a drip coffee.

0:53 Someone gets a drip coffee, it's going to put it in this I have a question.

0:56 Why is it called drip coffee?

0:58 Drip it.

1:00 It drips out.

1:01 I knew that.

1:02 drink coffee.

1:02 What do you expect?

1:03 I am I am a coffee is the easiest part.

1:06 All you got to do It's already made.

1:08 You're just going to fill up your mug.

1:09 Let's give it a taste.

1:11 Oh, I don't drink coffee.

1:13 Is it Is it coffee?

1:15 It's I'll tell you what, it's hot.

1:16 All right.

1:16 So now we're going to walk over to the espresso machine

1:19 and this is where you'll probably do most of your work for the day.

1:22 So it's automatic and it's going to stop on its own.

1:27 Take this.

1:28 I love this.

1:28 Oh, stamp it.

1:29 Push that.

1:32 Put your little cup, that metal button.

1:34 And like a little Snow White cup.

1:35 I have a question.

1:36 What's up?

1:36 [music] You have so many questions.

1:38 I want to make sure this uh is called a puck.

1:41 When we dump it, that little puck in there, yeah.

1:44 But this is called a group head.

1:46 got it all, baby.

1:47 No, you don't.

1:48 You got it wrong.

1:48 I do like that it's in like an old-timey prospector cup.

1:51 I do like that as well.

1:52 Like it makes me feel like I should be eating beans out of a tin can.

1:55 You could just tell us to shut the up at any point in time.

1:57 you're great.

1:58 This is going to be easy.

1:59 And such.

1:59 OH, I'VE SEEN THESE.

2:01 I want TO DO THAT.

2:02 SIT ON IT.

2:05 [laughter] WHAT?

2:07 MAN, that is a good Brothers Coffee in Stony Brook, New York espresso.

2:11 All right.

2:12 It just [music] tastes like espresso.

2:13 It's I don't I don't know.

2:14 I've never had espresso.

2:16 Why are we even doing this?

2:17 Now is the part when we dump it.

2:21 Give this a good wipe.

2:22 You also want to clear this out.

2:23 That's what the water button's for.

2:24 Got it.

2:25 Got it.

2:25 And once it's done, pop it back in.

2:28 You take this rag, wipe down your station, keep going.

2:32 This is your steam wand, so when you turn it on, this gets really hot.

2:34 So, you'll notice this rubber piece, only touch it with the rubber piece.

2:37 What would happen if I did?

2:39 Burnt hand.

2:41 [laughter] Oh, you got some burns?

2:42 You got some battle wounds?

2:43 This is for making lasagna.

2:45 Okay, [laughter] not coffee related.

2:47 Yeah.

2:47 What's the difference between coffee and espresso?

2:49 Macchiato, Arabiato.

2:52 That's a sauce.

2:53 If we're doing a latte or cappuccino,

2:55 you're going to take your milk from [music] the fridge.

2:57 Ooh, a lot of milk.

2:59 Yeah, you want to submerge your head and tilt this a little.

3:04 And then you twist that, [music] and that is now aerating milk.

3:06 All the way.

3:07 Pull it out, give it a bubble, and then just hold [music] it there.

3:11 Thumb on any finger on the bottom to make sure it's not too hot.

3:14 Once it's too hot to touch, you're going to turn it [music] off.

3:16 We're not going on a specific time.

3:18 We're just going by how likely we are to burn ourselves.

3:20 Yeah.

3:20 What if I I got sensitive fingers?

3:23 I have sensitive fingers.

3:24 Okay, then shut And then you're going to pour your milk.

3:29 Wow.

3:33 Uh-oh.

3:35 It's all right.

3:37 You know what you're doing.

3:38 Yeah, I did.

3:38 Okay, so I'm going to walk you through making a matcha now.

3:41 Come on.

3:41 Come on now.

3:43 We don't need We don't need that.

3:45 Oh, yeah, he thinks that he's like a matcha I don't think anything.

3:47 I think I am a well-seasoned matcha maker.

3:50 Do we know how long this has been grown in the shade for by any chance?

3:54 Shizuoka possibly prefecture?

3:57 You're breathing matcha everywhere, buddy.

3:59 Let's put it down.

4:00 What about the pastries?

4:00 What do we got over here with the pastries?

4:02 You're really trying to upsell them.

4:04 Well, we definitely can't sell them.

4:06 They're not in a sellable state.

4:07 Yeah, I don't think so either.

4:08 Okay.

4:09 I feel like you guys are pretty much ready.

4:11 The one most important rule,

4:13 you cannot [music] give people the bathroom code if they don't buy anything.

4:17 Oh, we're one of those places.

4:18 Okay.

4:19 All right.

4:19 So, I think you guys are ready to take on the day.

4:23 [music] If you need any help, we'll be in the back and good luck.

4:27 All right.

4:28 Good luck is Send them in.

4:29 Carpe diem.

4:30 Seize the day.

4:32 All right.

4:33 We're about to simulate a lunch rush and the guys

4:35 have no idea how crazy this is about to get.

4:37 We hired a bunch of professional actors and I wrote

4:39 them ridiculous scenes to really put the guys to the test.

4:42 [music] So, let's see how this goes.

4:52 All right, I think the guys are a little confident coming off that tutorial.

4:55 So, we're really going to throw something at them right away.

4:58 Okay, first one.

4:59 We got this.

5:00 Yeah, yeah, no.

5:01 Betty bought the butter, but it was really bitter.

5:04 No, she should have bought a different butter.

5:05 How you doing?

5:06 Yeah, oh, sorry.

5:06 Hold on, let me just explain.

5:07 Welcome to Brothers Coffee where if you want coffee, you can get it.

5:23 I Do you speak English?

5:26 It's It's okay.

5:29 Yeah, yeah.

5:29 It's okay.

5:30 Habla Portugues?

5:38 You don't want a pastry?

5:42 Sorry.

5:43 What is No, no, no, no.

5:45 Yeah, yeah.

5:46 now we're being Now this is clearly

5:49 Who's the Who's the Amiga, that means French.

5:54 French.

5:56 Can I talk to your friend?

5:59 Hey, sorry.

6:00 I don't know.

6:01 They want to talk to you.

6:02 What is going on?

6:03 She's going to do one of these.

6:05 You just And It's all right.

6:08 [screaming] It's kind of crazy that we do that to a customer.

6:10 So you want a coffee?

6:11 What coffee does she want, Frank?

6:17 Coffee junior coffee coffee.

6:19 I heard a language back there.

6:20 That feels like milk.

6:20 That's milk.

6:21 Milk the cow.

6:22 Milk the Don't do that.

6:24 Milk the almond Just want Just coffee.

6:30 Just a coffee.

6:30 Sorry.

6:31 They're I think that's espresso.

6:32 This is coffee.

6:33 a drip Just Just coffee it up.

6:35 I don't suppose decaf is We don't know.

6:41 But like with the You don't Yeah, Portuguese girlfriend in middle school.

6:49 Yeah.

6:51 I don't know.

6:52 I don't know what's happening.

6:57 You know what I'm saying?

6:59 I'm learning a lot about you tonight.

7:03 Yes.

7:04 Yep.

7:04 I know.

7:04 I know that one.

7:06 What?

7:06 I don't.

7:09 Thank you.

7:11 Bye.

7:11 Thank you so much.

7:12 Thank Oh, thanks.

7:13 Why is she doing that?

7:14 That seemed up that she just like she spoke English.

7:17 Hot start She didn't get the right order, I believe, but she got it.

7:20 I will say speaking Portuguese to someone who

7:23 looks as shockingly white as me is a choice.

7:27 I am so excited for what's about to happen for this one.

7:30 This one's just going to be ridiculous.

7:32 All right.

7:34 What's next?

7:37 Come on.

7:40 Come on now.

7:42 [laughter] Welcome to D'Ruthers.

7:46 Coffee's calling.

7:47 Maybe pick up Maybe pick up the [laughter] phone.

7:52 Oh, are you don't?

7:54 Something traumatic's going on and you need coffee.

7:56 Yeah.

7:57 That feels like Yeah.

7:58 I think the next course of action What happened?

8:00 Is like Is little Susie stuck in a burning farm or something?

8:04 That's not what that is.

8:04 This is not Lassie.

8:05 Yeah.

8:06 [laughter] Oh, it's like a bank robbery?

8:08 Me and them.

8:10 OH, A BREAKUP.

8:12 YOU BROKE UP WITH YOUR CLOWN PARTNER.

8:15 YES.

8:15 SO, what would you like?

8:18 You don't know.

8:18 You want a fixed, mended heart.

8:23 And guess what we do here.

8:24 Wait, you have another shop ending.

8:26 Guess what we do here.

8:28 We make memories.

8:31 We fix hearts.

8:33 Oh, wow.

8:33 And we serve some coffee.

8:36 Yeah, I'm going to make you something good for the soul.

8:38 Chicken soup for the soul.

8:39 Just not chicken soup.

8:41 Unless you want chicken soup.

8:42 Oh.

8:43 Now we're Okay.

8:45 All right.

8:45 Okay.

8:46 Here we go.

8:49 Oh, yeah.

8:52 I'm scared.

8:54 [laughter] Here we go.

8:55 Here we go.

8:56 How many um how many of those do you have?

8:58 Look at this.

9:00 For me?

9:01 Oh.

9:02 Looks dirty though.

9:03 Come on.

9:04 Thank you.

9:04 Come on.

9:05 I'm sorry about him.

9:07 Uh regular milk or oat milk?

9:09 You're getting regular.

9:11 Are you lactose intolerant?

9:13 Oh, you aren't.

9:13 Frank, this is going to blow her up.

9:15 Anything to make her feel something.

9:16 She's heartbroken.

9:17 That's fair.

9:18 If you have really bad diarrhea, you forget about the heart.

9:21 It's what my dad used to say.

9:22 Just kidding.

9:23 I didn't talk to him in years.

9:24 You want me to cry with you?

9:25 How's that going to help?

9:28 You're gaslighting me and I don't like it.

9:29 Frank, you're supposed to tilt that cup.

9:31 I made this.

9:32 Do you see that?

9:33 That's what your heart is now.

9:35 Broken.

9:35 [laughter] Come come get a look at this.

9:38 That we know is dog How's that?

9:42 Do you want to give it a taste?

9:44 Drink that It looks like it's good.

9:51 She gave us How's that?

9:53 Yeah?

9:54 Yeah?

9:57 COME ON NOW, BABY.

9:59 I CRUSHED THAT.

10:00 I CAN CLOWN AROUND.

10:00 I'M KEEPING THIS TOO.

10:02 Let's go.

10:06 Just Oh.

10:10 What do you think about that?

10:11 All right, send in the next one.

10:12 I think we're good.

10:12 Send in the next one.

10:13 Easy now.

10:14 All right, we're going to throw a lot of dialogue at them now to see

10:16 how their customer interaction is and it

10:19 might get a little uncomfortable for them.

10:21 Okay.

10:21 Next.

10:22 That one was good.

10:23 I feel like this is easy.

10:24 This is easy.

10:25 of crushed that drink.

10:26 How's it going, sir?

10:27 Hello.

10:28 Welcome.

10:30 He's mad.

10:31 Hey, fellas.

10:32 Hey, ba da ba ba ba.

10:35 Uh Druthers Welcome to Druthers Coffee.

10:38 What what can we get for you?

10:39 Uh I don't know.

10:42 What pairs well with divorce?

10:45 [sighs] That's tough cuz we just talked to a clown

10:48 who's also going through a similar situation.

10:51 Wait, did you say Never mind.

10:55 What?

10:55 I have no idea what pairs with divorce, to be Neither do I.

10:59 I would say something strong.

11:02 Something that evokes a sense of belonging, individuality, love, comfort.

11:08 You guys are young and fit-looking.

11:10 Yes, we are.

11:11 Absolutely, we are.

11:12 you you in happy relationships?

11:14 Very.

11:14 Yeah?

11:14 Yeah.

11:15 Both of you?

11:15 Yes.

11:16 Not with each other.

11:17 Let's make that very clear.

11:18 Yeah, what's going on?

11:19 Coffee or therapy?

11:20 What's what do you I just How do you How do you know they're going to be loyal?

11:25 You know, like I How do you know you won't come home one day and find them

11:28 tied to the bedpost with deflated balloons wearing nothing

11:31 but a red clown nose and then you know, you're thinking, "Oh,

11:34 maybe they're just trying to spice things up." But you don't realize it would

11:36 take a whole other person to tie them to the bed post using the balloons.

11:40 And just when you're getting into the idea of clown role play, boom,

11:44 in from the bathroom walks the actual clown that you

11:47 had for your kids birthday party the other week.

11:48 Yeah, how do you know that will happen?

11:52 That feels niche.

11:52 Hey man.

11:53 And you don't know that, and you are right

11:55 to assume that someone tied them to the bed post,

11:56 otherwise there's some paranormal going on.

11:59 You know what?

12:00 I'll take a What's that?

12:01 A white chocolate peppermint ma- matcha?

12:05 Yeah, peppermint's a strong flavor.

12:06 I got to get it out of my mouth, you know what I'm saying?

12:08 Like I got to just That's a weird way to put that.

12:10 cleanse the pallet.

12:10 Got you.

12:11 Okay.

12:12 in your mouth that you needed to cleanse?

12:13 Something clownish.

12:14 What?

12:14 What?

12:15 No, not me.

12:16 No, I didn't

12:16 you Hey man, that's like the second time you mentioned a clown, man.

12:19 You mentioned the clown, I didn't No,

12:20 when I walked in you said something ABOUT A CLOWN, MAN.

12:22 I DIDN'T say something about a clown.

12:23 I'm going to say something to you.

12:23 That is the second time you said that.

12:25 And quite frankly, I think he's trying to come on to

12:27 any birthday parties recently, did you?

12:29 Me?

12:29 I'm not a clown.

12:30 He's got a clown face.

12:31 He's got a dumb clown nose, too.

12:32 We all we work here, too, actually.

12:34 Can I get the matcha or Yeah, white chocolate peppermint matcha.

12:37 Oh, this is you, baby.

12:38 Yeah, I got it.

12:39 Come on.

12:39 Don't worry.

12:40 We're going to get through this together.

12:42 One matcha at a time, okay?

12:44 One matcha at a What's your name?

12:45 Nick.

12:46 Nick.

12:47 Today's the beginning of the rest of your life, my friend.

12:48 This matcha is about to your face.

12:50 Appreciate that, man.

12:51 What would you say is the key to a strong marriage?

12:55 Oh.

12:55 Honesty.

12:58 Tipping your coffee servers.

13:00 So weird.

13:01 Uh love, compassion.

13:03 I thought we had that.

13:04 Who's we?

13:05 No, not not we.

13:06 We.

13:06 Who Oh, the the metaphorical we.

13:08 No, not metaphorical.

13:09 She's a real person, man.

13:10 Oh, I'm not crazy, okay?

13:12 No, it's not No, no, we're Okay, she's real.

13:14 Yeah, yeah.

13:15 She's real.

13:15 We live together.

13:16 You're here?

13:17 We're married.

13:18 We were mar- Do you think I should give her a second chance?

13:21 I I don't think I could ever unsee how happy she looked with those balloons

13:25 tied around her wrists and that red nose on like do me a favor.

13:28 Frank.

13:31 So it's organic matcha.

13:32 read.

13:33 That's not the problem.

13:34 Jesus Christ.

13:34 You got I Wait a minute.

13:35 I thought y'all made coffee.

13:37 WE DO MAKE COFFEE.

13:38 IT'S ON YOUR MENU.

13:39 FIRST OF ALL, YOU ORDERED A MATCHA.

13:41 YOU ORDERED A MATCHA.

13:42 NOW WE'RE ALL YELLING.

13:43 YOU KNOW WHAT?

13:43 THIS IS what This is This is what they want.

13:45 just like hold hands?

13:46 Yeah.

13:47 Yeah.

13:48 Yeah.

13:48 Yeah.

13:48 Oh, are we going to do Like in a circle.

13:49 Yeah.

13:50 Like that.

13:50 Yeah.

13:51 Yeah, I think God could really help right now.

13:53 Yeah.

13:53 With clowns?

13:54 just need a little God.

13:55 God.

13:55 That's third third mention of clowns.

13:57 You saw that?

13:57 I'm trying to help.

13:58 You're not helping your case.

14:00 him.

14:00 What's my case?

14:01 You're that close.

14:02 That close?

14:03 So close.

14:03 I said it before.

14:04 YOU CAN I GO BACK TO MAKING THE MATCHA CUZ I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

14:07 WE'RE RIGHT HERE, NICK.

14:08 NICK, you're going to have a great matcha.

14:09 I'm going to look for What is this?

14:10 Frank, yeah.

14:11 Yeah, Nick.

14:11 I'm going to get you White chocolate cold foam and peppermint.

14:14 Yeah, let's get a little bit What kind of milk do you take?

14:16 White chocolate cold foam.

14:17 Whatever works.

14:18 Don't give me any weak like oat milk.

14:20 Don't Yeah.

14:21 Well, come on.

14:22 That's what I'm talking about.

14:22 Yeah.

14:23 Yeah.

14:23 Yeah.

14:24 Let's get that oat milk.

14:25 Go.

14:25 Put like a lot of that on there.

14:27 Oh, you want some Okay.

14:28 Yeah, hook it up.

14:29 Yeah.

14:29 I don't We're about to this up.

14:31 Guess what, baby?

14:32 You're getting a whole milk.

14:34 HELL YEAH.

14:35 HELL YEAH.

14:35 WHOLE MILK.

14:36 GUESS WHAT?

14:36 WE'RE GOING TO YEAH.

14:38 YOU NEED TO TAKE YOU KNOW WHAT?

14:39 I'M GOING TO DRINK THIS WHOLE MILK, then I'm going back home to the bathroom.

14:43 I'm blowing that thing up.

14:44 I BLEW THAT UP.

14:46 OH MY GOD.

14:47 A LOT ABOUT A LOT ABOUT BODILY FLUIDS.

14:49 WE DON'T WANT THAT.

14:49 Put some of this in there.

14:50 This looks like white chocolate, right?

14:52 I think.

14:52 Let's go in there.

14:53 Great.

14:53 That's a Don't HOLD BACK.

14:55 OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

14:56 HE'S DIVORCING HIS WIFE.

14:57 FRANKIE, NO.

14:59 JUST SO, WE'RE GOING TO PUT THIS IN THERE.

15:01 YEAH.

15:02 Too much milk.

15:04 I'M GOING TO TOP YOU OFF A LITTLE BIT MATCHA.

15:06 Hook me up.

15:06 Look at that.

15:08 There we go.

15:08 Man, you guys are like You guys are all right.

15:12 We do what we can, Nick.

15:13 That's what we do.

15:14 That's the Druthers way.

15:15 I needed this.

15:16 Good.

15:17 Yeah.

15:17 Okay.

15:17 Feel like we connected.

15:18 Thank you.

15:19 Thank you.

15:19 Thank you.

15:20 Appreciate it.

15:21 Thank you.

15:21 This is solid.

15:22 This is solid.

15:22 Thank you.

15:23 Yeah.

15:23 All right.

15:24 Solid, by the way.

15:25 Yeah, I'll take it.

15:25 What we made is not that I didn't know it.

15:27 Not drinkable.

15:30 I know, right?

15:33 It's you.

15:34 You ruined my marriage.

15:35 This is what I was worried about.

15:37 THEY WERE HERE.

15:37 THAT'S WHY YOU MENTIONED CLOWNS.

15:39 DON'T DO IT.

15:39 YOU SET ME UP.

15:40 Don't do IT.

15:41 YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

15:42 This is ALL HIM.

15:42 THIS MATCHA IS I KNOW.

15:46 WE'RE GOING TO GET BACK TO THE coffee in 1 minute,

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17:40 [music] Uh Frank is going to absolutely hate this next scene.

17:43 Okay.

17:44 That was stressful, dude.

17:45 I'm not going Guys.

17:48 Coming in, huh?

17:49 Hey.

17:49 There's about to be a monsoon in my pants.

17:52 I can't hold it much longer.

17:53 I need the bathroom code now.

17:55 Come on.

17:56 You have to be a customer in your in order to use the bathroom.

17:58 Just get something.

17:59 It's one of those locations.

18:00 I'm about to paint this floor brown.

18:03 Give me a bathroom code.

18:05 you eat?

18:06 Come on.

18:06 You got to get something small.

18:07 Something anything.

18:08 You want a coffee?

18:08 An espresso?

18:10 It's going to look like every ounce of coffee you have in here.

18:13 It's all over the floor.

18:15 I believe you.

18:16 It's going to look like that.

18:17 Like somebody spilled paint.

18:19 Apples, man.

18:20 Oh my god.

18:20 It's so This is a lot of poop that he's talking about.

18:23 What did you eat?

18:24 I'm just curious.

18:25 Give me the bathroom code.

18:26 Do you want Dude, you want a straw?

18:27 You want a straw?

18:28 You want anything?

18:29 That needs to be a straw.

18:30 Oh my god.

18:31 Please don't show me that.

18:32 Please don't SHOW ME THAT.

18:36 I'M WEARING MY LOOSE BOXERS, OKAY?

18:38 I'm wearing my loose boxers.

18:40 There will be spillage.

18:41 I will be cleaning it up.

18:42 Extreme spillage.

18:44 of this.

18:45 I don't need this.

18:46 I need the bathroom code.

18:47 Literally anything.

18:48 Look at me.

18:49 Coffee's probably not the thing you want right now, but you need to get it.

18:51 You guys need anything?

18:53 Please.

18:54 Please.

18:55 Thank you.

18:55 Thank you.

18:58 I don't know.

18:58 Just uh I I just have to poop.

19:02 Okay, fine.

19:02 Fine.

19:03 Um one macchiato.

19:05 Um Oh.

19:07 Um but See.

19:07 But I like my milk extra steamed, okay?

19:10 Extra steamed?

19:10 What does that mean?

19:11 Steam the milk extra.

19:13 You don't need anything extra right now.

19:14 Yeah.

19:15 You don't know what I need.

19:16 Put that down.

19:17 If you knew what I needed, you would give me the bathroom code.

19:19 Okay.

19:20 Macchiato steam.

19:21 EXTRA STEAM.

19:22 YES.

19:22 I DON'T KNOW WHAT A I DON'T KNOW WHAT MACCHIATO STEAM.

19:25 I DON'T KNOW I DON'T know what a macchiato is.

19:26 Oh my god.

19:27 It's got milk.

19:28 Oh oh oh and um can you make it um one and a half shots instead of two?

19:32 Just one and a half shots instead of two.

19:33 Okay.

19:33 Of what?

19:34 Of what?

19:35 What are you TALKING SHOTS OF WHAT?

19:36 YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED SO I'M TELLING YOU, MAN.

19:38 SHOTS of what?

19:39 DUDE, GET IT STRAIGHT.

19:40 WHAT DO YOU THINK A MACCHIATO IS?

19:42 I DON'T KNOW.

19:43 I DON'T KNOW.

19:44 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MACCHIATO IS?

19:46 THAT'S A FAIR QUESTION.

19:48 IS ESPRESSO WITH SOME MILK IN IT, OKAY?

19:49 SO GIVE me one and a half shots of espresso instead of two.

19:52 Got it.

19:53 Oh my YOU KNOW WHAT?

19:55 THE MACHINE DOESN'T EVEN DO THAT.

19:56 YOU'RE YOU ARE AREN'T YOU?

19:58 Can I get a Can I get a macchiato FOR MORE.

20:00 WELL, I'M on a diet, okay?

20:02 Macchiato extra milk.

20:04 Extra milk on the macchiato, all right?

20:06 More milk?

20:09 This sucks.

20:08 Not for me.

20:09 No.

20:09 No.

20:09 Not for Oh my god.

20:11 I'm going to myself in two seconds.

20:13 Oh my god, this is insane.

20:15 What's your What's your name?

20:16 Oh.

20:17 Grab your poopy pants.

20:18 Lance.

20:18 Lance.

20:18 Lance and um can you put it down for that?

20:21 Wipe down the Make it oat milk because if he has any more Ooh ooh ooh.

20:24 it's going to look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

20:26 Wait, there's more.

20:27 And a chickpea salad sandwich um and a bottle of a bottle of water

20:32 and um oh you have Can I get a cold brew smoothie for later?

20:37 Oh.

20:37 What does that mean?

20:38 Oh.

20:38 Do you want to own the place?

20:40 You want equity?

20:40 Oh my god, I can feel it.

20:42 I can feel it coming out.

20:43 It's crowning.

20:44 Oh my god, this is disgusting.

20:45 Crowning?

20:47 [laughter] It's breaching.

20:48 It's breaching I wasn't even kidding.

20:49 The perimeter has been breached.

20:51 All right.

20:51 All right.

20:51 All right.

20:51 All right.

20:52 Go.

20:52 Go.

20:52 Go.

20:52 Just go.

20:53 WHAT IS THE CODE?

20:55 COME ON, MAN.

20:56 Code The code is Code's 911.

20:58 Just go.

20:59 Okay.

20:59 Okay.

21:00 Okay.

21:00 It's zero in the front.

21:01 Oh well, zero 911.

21:03 Thanks.

21:03 You can cancel my order.

21:04 Nope.

21:05 Never forget.

21:08 [gasps] [laughter and clears throat] Oh.

21:10 Dude, I hated that.

21:12 I know it was like simulated.

21:14 That sucked.

21:20 [clears throat] He's crying and I feel bad.

21:22 I feel bad that he's crying.

21:23 Poopy pants Lance.

21:25 That's his 9/11.

21:35 So there's going to be a test to see

21:36 if the guys can keep their polite customer service.

21:41 Can't be much worse than the last one, so.

21:43 I'm already sick of this.

21:46 Hello.

21:47 is going to be bad.

21:49 good.

21:49 When life's got you saying, "Oh brother." Come have a a coffee from Dreuthers.

21:55 You guys don't look like baristas.

21:58 That seems Feels like a rude way to start.

22:00 You kind of look like Jason Momoa,

22:02 but with like out the muscles and like the hair.

22:04 else?

22:05 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

22:06 You heard that?

22:07 I heard the I'm actually a fan of yours now.

22:09 I heard the I agree.

22:10 Oh, I agree.

22:12 Can I I was going to give you something for free.

22:14 Now Oh, might spit in it.

22:16 Pardon?

22:17 What?

22:18 Yeah.

22:18 I have the Better Business Bureau on speed dial.

22:20 I will call them.

22:21 I I will not hesitate.

22:22 You don't He He threatened to spit in my coffee?

22:25 I said might.

22:26 [music] I'm sorry about him.

22:27 What's the deal with you two?

22:28 Are you just biting your time,

22:29 making some money until your podcast takes off or whatever?

22:31 Typical men.

22:32 How did you know that?

22:33 Um I have a question.

22:35 Are the beans um roasted at a temperature of 108 or above?

22:39 Really need to know.

22:41 What's going on?

22:42 Yeah.

22:42 There's like a negative energy I'm getting here.

22:44 Yeah, you know what?

22:45 I Something tells me you're into chakras

22:47 and I'm feeling like not great energy right now.

22:51 Chakras.

22:50 Chakras?

22:51 Are you familiar?

22:51 Are you familiar?

22:53 This feels a little bit invasive.

22:54 I'm sorry.

22:55 Have you ever heard of hippa?

22:56 Um yeah, have I.

22:59 Yeah.

22:59 I have heard of that.

23:00 People have called me and said that there are HIPAA violations at work.

23:04 Right, you're about an inch away from that right now.

23:07 Can I get you coffee or anything?

23:09 I have a question about the beans actually.

23:11 Yeah, the beans.

23:11 Um, do you know where they were grown, what time of year, rainfall that year?

23:15 I have a feeling if I told you they

23:17 weren't grown in the USA you'd be mad about it.

23:18 How's that sound?

23:19 Were they taken care of with love, respected?

23:22 Oh my gosh, so much love.

23:23 In what environment would they be disrespected?

23:24 Yeah, some people are into that.

23:26 Some people are into some disrespected beans.

23:27 Yeah, we don't know.

23:28 We coddle our beans.

23:30 You know, we flick them every now and then.

23:31 something here?

23:32 I'm sorry.

23:32 No, one more time.

23:33 This feels highly inappropriate.

23:34 I agree, but I don't know if that was us.

23:37 Let's start over.

23:38 Let's start fresh.

23:38 What's your name?

23:40 Can I I'm sorry.

23:42 [laughter] Again, that feels like a violation.

23:42 I don't have to tell you my name.

23:43 You're right.

23:44 Can we give you one?

23:44 Karen.

23:45 So, Oh.

23:46 what would you like?

23:47 Wow, that's a slur actually, so watch yourself.

23:49 Slur's a stretch.

23:51 Okay, can I have a matcha latte, please?

23:53 Yes, you know what?

23:54 That is a good place to start.

23:54 I should have just started there cuz I feel like

23:56 that we knew that was going to be the case.

23:58 Um, how are you doing today?

24:00 I feel like you don't really like me.

24:02 I was just assaulted verbally by you and your partner over here,

24:05 so Ooh, that feels like felt charged.

24:08 Yeah, charged.

24:10 I'm charged up right now.

24:11 Are you two charged?

24:12 What's the deal?

24:12 I'm not charged.

24:13 I was sitting here trying to be nice.

24:14 I'm sorry, there's a lot of energy coming my way.

24:17 I'm sorry, there's a lot of energy coming my way.

24:19 Let's stay on the coffee.

24:21 Oh, sure.

24:22 You know what I mean?

24:22 Sorry, yeah, just let a man tell me what to do.

24:24 Absolutely, you're in charge here.

24:25 Go ahead.

24:25 Yeah, you know what?

24:26 Honestly, get him.

24:27 She got me there.

24:28 Yeah.

24:28 Uh, you want this hot or cold?

24:30 Hot, please.

24:31 No problem.

24:32 What's the temperature on that?

24:33 80 degrees Celsius grade, okay?

24:35 I don't know if that's even a We We are in America.

24:37 I don't We are in America.

24:39 Oh, Celsius is crazy.

24:40 Yeah.

24:40 I don't know anything about Celsius, yeah?

24:42 How much longer is this going to take?

24:43 I'm so sorry.

24:44 I'm actually kind of in a rush.

24:46 Are you?

24:46 I was hoping that you could give us an order immediately

24:48 and you started telling us that we looked like Well, I'm sorry.

24:50 I was assaulted verbally and possibly physically.

24:53 You were leaning towards me over the counter.

24:55 Don't act like you were.

24:57 You didn't even of did see it, honestly.

24:59 IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A LEAN.

25:00 WHOA, you're entering into my personal bubble.

25:02 Ever heard of it?

25:02 Did you go to kindergarten?

25:04 Looks like you didn't even finish high school, let's be honest.

25:06 First of all, I finished high school.

25:07 I didn't go to college.

25:08 That's different.

25:09 Barely finished, to be to be honest.

25:10 He really didn't.

25:11 You're rude.

25:12 I'm sorry.

25:12 You're rude.

25:13 I'm sorry, there's no need for name-calling.

25:15 Rude?

25:15 Here, listen.

25:16 As as a peace offering, I'm going to get you a beautiful matcha latte.

25:19 It tastes like boss.

25:20 Let's just say that.

25:20 Let's just say that.

25:21 Oh my god, THERE COULD BE CHILDREN around here.

25:24 What's wrong with you?

25:25 There are not any children around here.

25:27 Taste that.

25:27 Tell me how good it is.

25:28 Honestly, you like it.

25:30 This coffee is disgusting.

25:32 Well, it's not.

25:32 It's not It's not coffee.

25:33 It's not coffee.

25:35 I'm sorry, I asked for an iced coffee.

25:39 What?

25:40 I asked for a black iced coffee.

25:43 First of all,

25:44 And I I don't even understand what this is.

25:45 It's a It's a matcha latte.

25:47 Also, the way you said black phone racist.

25:48 I'm just saying it was I'm sorry.

25:49 Whoa.

25:50 It was A HARD BEAT.

25:52 [screaming] HARD BEAT.

25:53 I ASKED FOR A AN ICED COFFEE, BLACK, no milk, all right?

25:56 We have cold brew.

25:58 I'm sorry.

25:58 I'm sorry.

25:59 I'm sorry.

26:00 I Hey, goose for ba.

26:02 Please stop.

26:02 Again with the stop.

26:03 You two love to order women around.

26:05 I can't wait to leave a review about how

26:07 the barista The baristas here love to order women around.

26:11 I'd like a black iced coffee, please.

26:12 Now.

26:13 women back.

26:13 Listen, you have to understand something, okay?

26:16 Remember we said barely graduated high school.

26:19 That guy.

26:20 You You got to understand what you're dealing with here.

26:22 I would like a [music] black iced coffee.

26:24 Got it.

26:25 All right, 3/4 ice, 1/4 coffee.

26:28 I need that exact measurement, please.

26:31 going to get it.

26:31 I got you.

26:32 a rush, okay?

26:33 Give me this coffee.

26:34 Please.

26:34 Here you go.

26:35 Try that on.

26:35 Here you go.

26:36 That's for you.

26:37 That's for you.

26:38 Here you go.

26:38 Yummy, yummy.

26:39 You want me to make you a new one?

26:40 This is

26:41 This right right here.

26:42 THAT TOOK OH.

26:43 [screaming] ALL RIGHT.

26:44 ALL RIGHT.

26:44 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

26:45 THAT'S NOT YOU know what?

26:46 That's absolutely fine.

26:47 I will be calling a couple people that I know.

26:48 This is totally fine.

26:49 All right?

26:50 This is a little cold, okay?

26:52 This is got to clean Little cold.

26:53 You asked for an iced You know what?

26:55 Is this a challenge?

26:56 Fine.

26:58 How's that for you?

26:59 Delish.

26:59 Thank you so much.

27:00 I won't be back.

27:02 No, it's fine.

27:03 It's fine.

27:04 It's fine.

27:05 Impossible.

27:06 Impossible.

27:07 This is what they have to deal with here.

27:08 This is ridiculous.

27:09 You better hope your hands are freaking clean.

27:12 They're not.

27:12 OH, GREAT.

27:13 THEY'RE NOT.

27:14 LOOK LIKE YOU WASHED YOUR FINGERS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

27:16 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

27:17 ALL RIGHT.

27:17 OH, WE DON'T LOOK LIKE WE WASHED OUR I'M ABSOLUTELY DIRTY.

27:20 COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

27:20 I THINK THERE'S A kid over there.

27:22 Yeah.

27:22 Yeah.

27:22 You're scaring the baby.

27:23 Wait.

27:24 Where's the baby?

27:24 Show me that baby.

27:25 I'll tell that baby THAT I'M GOING TO TELL THAT BABY that you're here.

27:28 ARE YOU DIRTY?

27:29 I CAN see your SPLIT ENDS FROM HERE.

27:33 ALL RIGHT.

27:33 WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.

27:34 I'M SORRY.

27:35 Isn't this upsetting?

27:36 Hello?

27:37 You look upset?

27:38 Look at them.

27:38 Look how upset they are.

27:39 She's upset FOR A DIFFERENT REASON.

27:46 [laughter] YES, 911.

27:46 NO, I was just assaulted by two men.

27:50 No, physically.

28:02 This is the last one and we're going

28:04 to see how the YouTubers handle a food influencer.

28:07 That's right.

28:07 I'm out here in Druthers Coffee.

28:09 I don't know who the hell named this thing.

28:10 It must be two Mo Mo brothers.

28:12 Druthers.

28:14 Druthers.

28:15 I'm over here to get my coffee.

28:16 Don't talk to me till I have my morning coffee.

28:18 What do you want to know?

28:20 What's up there, pal?

28:21 How you doing?

28:21 I'm over here for a coffee review.

28:23 Yeah.

28:24 Who named this place?

28:25 Reading's fundamental.

28:26 Druthers.

28:27 Where did you get that name from?

28:28 Uh Why are you stuttering?

28:29 No, no.

28:30 I'm talking cuz whoever named it must have been stuttering.

28:32 No, no.

28:32 See, Brothers?

28:33 YouTube brothers?

28:34 We're This is an inclusive place here, baby.

28:35 We just work here.

28:36 Watch your mouth because you're getting tape recorded.

28:38 I'm just letting you know.

28:39 This is going to go viral, guaranteed.

28:41 Yeah.

28:41 Druthers means like have it your way.

28:45 Like Burger King, but for coffee.

28:46 What was that?

28:47 Um schmo.

28:48 All right, listen.

28:49 I'm over here to do a real review.

28:50 You probably don't know much about coffee.

28:52 Is this Arabica?

28:53 Uh, you don't know.

28:55 Ah, failed.

28:56 Let me get a black coffee because that's the best way to know if it's good.

28:58 Drip.

28:59 Okay, just a drip?

29:00 Drip?

29:00 Where'd you just learn that word?

29:02 See that you No, just give me black coffee.

29:04 You can drip it, you can spill it.

29:05 I don't care what.

29:05 Put it in a cup and let me try it.

29:07 I can spit it out of my mouth?

29:08 Don't talk to me much cuz I haven't had my morning coffee.

29:10 Do you want it in a Do you want an espresso?

29:13 No, no, I want black coffee.

29:14 This guy doesn't know.

29:15 Talk to me right here.

29:16 We're right here.

29:16 You do seem smart.

29:17 I do?

29:18 No, you can tell.

29:19 I can tell?

29:19 Cuz every time he talks to him, he goes, "Um." Um's not a word.

29:22 Um's not a word?

29:22 It might be in the dictionary, but Have I said um yet?

29:25 You have slow tactics.

29:26 When you think, you go, "Um." Okay, you want I just want a black coffee.

29:30 I want black coffee.

29:31 Let's start.

29:31 I don't want to make you look stupid.

29:32 Let me put this down.

29:33 Okay, we're going to scream at each other, I think.

29:35 Oh.

29:36 This is how I do my reviews.

29:37 Yeah.

29:38 All right, let me get a black coffee.

29:39 Nice.

29:40 Do me a favor, stick a broom where it is and sweep the floor you make it.

29:43 I don't like the way you make it.

29:44 It looks like you're going he did this up.

29:45 Give me I'll do it for you.

29:46 You don't know what you're doing.

29:47 Give me a napkin.

29:48 Give me something.

29:49 Come on, try to help you out.

29:50 Can I help you?

29:51 Do you have to set that up right here?

29:52 Do you want to just Can you take that over there?

29:54 it.

29:54 I can hear No, you No, no, no, it's good.

29:56 Take it to a seat.

29:59 It's burnt.

30:00 You haven't even How does Wait, how do you smell it, all right, it's burnt.

30:03 How do you burn coffee?

30:04 nose?

30:04 How do you burn coffee?

30:05 it.

30:06 It's burnt.

30:07 The coffee's burnt.

30:07 Let me ask you a question.

30:08 Do you know if this is a light roast or a dark roast?

30:09 What is this?

30:10 It's a house roast.

30:11 Don't you know that coffee you're supposed

30:13 to always shoot for the medium medium roast?

30:16 And if it gets burnt, it becomes dark.

30:17 And if it's undercooked, it's light.

30:19 And I trained in Guatemala.

30:21 Yeah?

30:21 For what?

30:22 For learning about coffee.

30:23 It's burnt.

30:24 It's not burnt.

30:25 You defeat the purpose.

30:26 You burnt the coffee, defeat the purpose.

30:28 That's perfect coffee.

30:28 You can argue all you want.

30:29 You should have been a lawyer cuz you're not good at being a barista.

30:32 Say barista three times.

30:33 He can't.

30:34 Barista, barista, barista.

30:36 And he did, actually.

30:36 Peekaboo, what do you want to do?

30:38 Make me an espresso.

30:39 All right.

30:40 You want to try it?

30:41 You're paying that?

30:41 Black coffee.

30:44 See, I don't like this.

30:44 I don't like the slander.

30:45 give you a rating 1 to 10.

30:47 NEGATIVE I GIVE HOW ABOUT I GIVE you a rating?

30:49 How about I give you a rating?

30:51 How about I give you Oh, Jesus Christ.

30:55 You're lucky you got that machine.

30:58 What does that mean?

30:58 You didn't know what you WERE DOING.

30:59 THAT'S EASY.

31:01 I THINK BY DEFINITION YOU are lucky that you had

31:03 that machine because that's what we do to make coffee.

31:05 Rating on the black coffee, negative eight.

31:08 Why don't you take it to school?

31:09 This is sweet coffee.

31:10 Look at this.

31:11 We just And you can take a class in coffee.

31:13 I need you to understand something.

31:14 It's like $3.

31:15 This is We just spoke with someone.

31:17 We've already established he didn't finish school.

31:20 I'm trying to talk to you and you're thrusting

31:22 and now I don't even know what you're doing.

31:24 That's me saying Oh.

31:26 See it?

31:27 Google gadget I don't like What's your issue with I don't like that.

31:32 Are you brothers?

31:33 Do we look like brothers?

31:34 No, you look like Hungarian and he looks Well,

31:37 you answered your own question there.

31:38 Oh, DO ME A FAVOR.

31:40 TAKE THOSE glasses off.

31:41 Why do you put a neck around your thing?

31:43 You got pubic hairs falling all over my drink.

31:47 Let me see this cuz espresso's not that hot.

31:49 That's a good one.

31:50 That's a really This is burnt.

31:52 Are you kidding me?

31:54 I don't think Look at this, how burnt it is.

31:55 I don't think you can burn it.

31:56 It's supposed to be even an espresso.

31:58 You know what this is?

31:59 What is it?

31:59 A lungo.

32:00 What does that even mean?

32:01 You should put this on the menu.

32:02 You should rename it.

32:03 You know what you name it?

32:04 Uh-oh, I know.

32:04 Amina.

32:05 Yeah.

32:05 Uh I think you mean enema.

32:07 No, I said amina because YOU DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL.

32:09 WHO DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL NOW?

32:10 WHO DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL NOW?

32:11 When he answers the mobile in, dummy.

32:15 What happened?

32:16 You're getting a two.

32:17 What do you want to do?

32:18 All right, ready?

32:19 Try this coffee.

32:21 It's good.

32:22 Sucks.

32:22 The worst in the business.

32:23 I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE THAT.

32:25 That's bad.

32:26 I DON'T LIKE THAT.

32:27 I'll be back.

32:28 Yeah, all right.

32:28 Hey, get out of here.

32:29 We don't want you here.

32:30 ME IN THIS JOINT?

32:31 OH, lock and you have to push.

32:35 I that guy.

32:36 To tell you the truth, that actually was pretty good.

32:37 I just didn't want to pay.

32:39 It's nice.

32:40 Got me nice and loose.

32:41 I can't wait to drop a deuce.

32:44 I get those.

32:46 All right, guys.

32:46 How did it go?

32:48 Uh I thought it went pretty well.

32:50 I probably wouldn't do it again.

32:51 I think I think we did exceptional.

32:56 I think that the people that came in here because

32:58 of Sneaky Greg were were were pains in the asses,

33:01 but I think we did the best that we could do and I'd do it again.

33:07 I don't know how you guys do that with like a rush.

33:09 There's like 15 people waiting online, cranking out coffees.

33:13 I'd be like, "We're closed." I do feel like I

33:16 have earned these now that I'm I'm a seasoned barista.

33:22 You know, like I'm like you know, now I've now I feel like I can do this any

33:28 look smarter.

33:30 I will say that.

33:30 I don't like that he did that.

33:32 you guys.

33:33 Yes, thank you guys for having us here at Druthers' amazing coffee.

33:37 You guys killed it, so we really feel like you are honorary employees now.

33:41 We would love to give you these really awesome Druthers' Oh, wow.

33:45 Yeah.

33:45 I mean, I will take it.

33:46 I think that's mine.

33:48 It looks a little bigger.

33:49 So, it's probably mine.

33:50 Damn it, it is.

33:51 This is beautiful.

33:52 I officially work at a coffee shop.

33:54 I have a real job now, Dad.

33:58 [laughter] Listen, we are really appreciative.

33:59 Thank you to Druthers' coffee out in Stonybrook.

34:01 Great coffee, good snacks, nothing to say bad about this place.

34:05 Go check it out and make sure you check

34:07 out everything we got going on here at Santagato Studios.

34:09 Like, subscribe every single Wednesday.

34:12 Thanks, guys.

34:16 Like I just still here.

34:17 What a crap.

34:18 Yeah, he his pants.

34:30 I'm here.

34:33 I'm here.

34:35 I'm here.

34:37 I'm here.

34:38 I'm here.