THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ (ft Miniminter, Darkest Man & Max Khadar)
Deji
0:00 Hello guys, welcome to the impossible quiz.
0:06 I am joined today by the lovely Simon Minter MM7.
0:10 Can I
0:11 You can call me whatever you want.
0:12 All right.
0:12 Can we call MM7 games?
0:14 You can call me MM7 games clips collect.
0:17 Uh big wedge.
0:18 Uh Maxar.
0:20 Yeah.
0:20 Yeah.
0:20 Shade.
0:21 I got the Rolex on me.
0:24 Then you just ruin the Who gets
0:26 making me laugh?
0:27 I wait.
0:27 Show them how you're holding.
0:28 [laughter]
0:32 Wait, can you not tighten it?
0:33 No.
0:33 You take like two.
0:34 You have to take them out.
0:35 I'm going to go westboard tonight.
0:38 All right.
0:39 [laughter] Darkest.
0:42 [cheering] That's what I get.
0:43 The [applause] darkest one.
0:44 He get He gets mini MM7.
0:47 Okay.
0:47 All right.
0:47 Darkest from the darkest.
0:49 You see black, you're like, "No, that ain't black.
0:51 That's darkest."
0:53 Yeah, you didn't do it for me, too.
0:54 You know what they say about needs, kids, special needs and that.
0:57 Make a wish.
0:58 Max.
1:00 No.
1:00 Max.
1:00 [laughter]
1:02 No.
1:02 Max Gadar just came back from MaxQatar.
1:04 Can we start the quiz?
1:05 Yeah.
1:05 Thank you.
1:06 [laughter]
1:07 All right.
1:08 So, we're going to have uh different segments.
1:11 Okay.
1:11 They're going to be um some multiple uh choice options questions or whatever.
1:16 They're going to have some uh true or false [music] questions
1:18 and uh a fan favorite of uh true or fake lyric.
1:22 Rapple crap.
1:23 I crap.
1:23 Yeah.
1:24 All right.
1:25 Cool.
1:25 Ready?
1:26 Yes.
1:27 Okay.
1:27 So, we buzz.
1:28 Um, so you buzz when when you
1:30 How does How does your buzzer sound?
1:35 Are you eating your buzzer, bro?
1:37 Man's just lips the buzzer.
1:39 No, you got to do that.
1:40 I'm learning.
1:40 I'm learning.
1:40 Do that again.
1:41 How to use your hands.
1:45 No, bro.
1:45 You're moving mental.
1:46 Why are you liping it, bro?
1:48 No.
1:48 Off camera now.
1:48 Is that Is that how you you eat?
1:51 Why?
1:51 Everyone eats ass here, bro.
1:52 But I don't think he was going to say us.
1:54 Yeah, I don't
1:54 I don't I don't think he was going to say us.
1:56 Yeah, I was going to say I was going to say[ __] but
1:57 yes, I [music] love that[ __] Oh, okay.
1:59 So, you were So, you're a boke.
2:01 I'm just like you.
2:02 I remember the conversation we had in the house.
2:06 We didn't have a conversation.
2:07 All right.
2:08 What happened in this house?
2:09 Cuz there's a lot that happened in this house.
2:10 There's a lot of memories in this house.
2:11 Hey, let's start now.
2:13 Okay.
2:13 So, question number one.
2:14 Did you and Max like did No.
2:17 Sorry.
2:17 Yeah.
2:17 Sorry.
2:17 You go.
2:17 Did he eat your Yeah.
2:19 Did he eat your He definitely did.
2:20 DID HE?
2:20 I MEAN, by all means.
2:22 Look at him.
2:22 He's having fun.
2:23 You guys are both grown.
2:24 By the way,
2:25 Max, did you eat my
2:26 No, but do a video where you bring 20 g and I have to eat that for a video.
2:29 That's actually a good video.
2:30 That'll do.
2:31 WELL, ALL RIGHT.
2:31 QUIZ.
2:32 QUIZ.
2:32 [laughter] QUIZ.
2:33 OKAY.
2:33 OKAY.
2:34 QUIZ.
2:34 All right.
2:35 This is true or false.
2:36 That's all I want.
2:37 Okay.
2:37 There are more possible games of chess than
2:40 atoms in the obser in the observable universe.
2:47 No.
2:47 No.
2:48 He chooses.
2:48 He chooses.
2:48 We both pressed it.
2:50 That was literally like at the same time.
2:52 No, I swear to God he was fast.
2:53 All right.
2:54 Okay, Simon.
2:54 Okay.
2:55 All right.
2:55 Cool.
2:55 Uh, true.
2:57 Yeah.
2:57 Correct.
2:57 No, there's not.
2:58 There can't be.
2:58 Yeah, there is.
2:59 Is it?
3:00 Yeah.
3:00 There's a lot of atoms, you know.
3:02 Yeah,
3:02 it's bare.
3:02 Like where makes
3:03 at least 12.
3:04 But you need to remember how many people playing chess right now?
3:06 How many atoms in the world right now?
3:07 It's not.
3:08 That chess board is made of metals.
3:09 It wasn't people playing chess.
3:11 Yeah, there are more possible games of chess than atoms.
3:13 That means that doesn't mean anything to do
3:15 with the amount of people playing it.
3:16 It means there's more moves.
3:17 Oh, yeah.
3:18 That's Yeah.
3:19 [laughter] All right.
3:20 Cool.
3:20 Clap it over, bro.
3:21 I don't I I'm not the biggest fan of you.
3:23 [laughter]
3:27 All right.
3:28 If you shuffled a deck of cards randomly,
3:30 it's more likely uh than not that the exact order has never existed before.
3:37 False.
3:37 Uh incorrect.
3:39 True.
3:39 Yes.
3:39 So, can I ask
3:40 I don't I'm trying to If you shuffle a card, if you shuffle a deck of cards,
3:44 it's more likely that no one has ever got that that exact order.
3:47 Oh, was that the question?
3:49 Bro, are you listening or what are you doing?
3:51 No, but I am listening.
3:52 It's just it's just sometimes it's hard to understand.
3:55 That's That's it.
3:56 All right.
3:56 So, say [laughter] the question.
3:57 I think you're doing great, D.
3:59 Wait, say the question again.
4:00 No, it's it's too late now.
4:02 I know, but I want to hear what you said.
4:03 Watch when the video comes out.
4:05 Yeah, exactly.
4:05 Yeah.
4:05 [laughter] Yeah.
4:08 Humans can distinguish.
4:10 Go.
4:10 Let him answer.
4:11 No.
4:11 Let him answer.
4:11 Let him answer.
4:12 All right.
4:12 Go on.
4:12 What?
4:14 True.
4:14 Was it not me?
4:14 He's right.
4:15 Yeah.
4:16 But he's GOT A 50/50 CHANCE.
4:17 NO.
4:17 HEY.
4:17 HEY, how about [laughter] this?
4:18 If you Hey, if someone buzzes Hey,
4:20 if someone buzzes before you finish what you're saying,
4:22 they shouldn't be able to answer.
4:23 By the way, that should be a new at least let you finish what you're saying.
4:26 By the way, you got 5050.
4:27 By the way, I pressed it first and he just went,
4:29 "Yeah, you pressed it first, but I got it right." Now he's going to lie.
4:31 Now he's going to lie.
4:32 Dead channel.
4:33 He's just whisper.
4:36 All right.
4:36 The average cloud weighs less than a blue whale.
4:40 He did it before.
4:40 He did it before.
4:41 He did it before.
4:45 force.
4:46 Yeah, correct.
4:47 Okay, just check it.
4:47 Just check my life.
4:48 There's no way.
4:49 All right.
4:49 There are more trees on Earth.
4:51 Oh my.
4:52 That was too early.
4:52 You can't ask another He's out.
4:54 He's out.
4:56 I swear.
4:58 You're out.
4:58 You're out.
4:59 You're out.
4:59 You're out.
5:01 It's okay.
5:02 It's okay.
5:03 You're out.
5:03 You're out.
5:04 I went up and I saw your thing yellow and I haven't finished.
5:08 I didn't see it.
5:09 It's been real, man.
5:10 Okay.
5:10 Uh, there are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way galaxy.
5:15 That was me.
5:15 That was you.
5:16 Thank you.
5:16 That's false.
5:17 Yeah, correct.
5:18 Come on, man.
5:19 Let's go.
5:20 There's no way.
5:20 There's so many stars.
5:22 Next question.
5:22 At any given, [laughter] Max, you're out again, bro.
5:28 Max, what's wrong with you?
5:31 No, we're actually trying to get through the video.
5:32 Yeah, we're [laughter] watch the next one.
5:35 Man's going to be here.
5:36 Let's see.
5:36 Go on.
5:36 I dare you.
5:36 I dare you press it again if you're back.
5:38 Well, you're out of this question.
5:39 question.
5:39 Yeah.
5:42 [laughter] Okay.
5:45 At any given moment, more people are dreaming than watching Netflix.
5:52 True.
5:52 No.
5:53 False.
5:55 __] Oh,[ __] Sorry.
5:55 All right.
5:56 SC that.
5:57 [laughter] [laughter] Okay.
6:05 All right.
6:05 Next question.
6:07 [laughter] Don't look at me like that.
6:11 All right, next question.
6:12 Time moves slightly fast, bro.
6:15 Okay, go on.
6:16 Was that me?
6:17 My life was him.
6:18 Oh, so now it's him, right?
6:19 You've just blamed everyone.
6:21 Okay.
6:21 Can I Can I pick it from here?
6:22 Can I go from No, that's Press it.
6:24 That's cheating.
6:24 Huh?
6:25 Press it when you do it.
6:26 Okay.
6:26 Yeah.
6:26 So, I'll be able to hear it.
6:27 Thank you.
6:28 No, but you're out of this question.
6:29 Okay.
6:29 I'll be out.
6:30 I don't mind.
6:30 I don't I don't mind.
6:31 I don't mind.
6:32 All right.
6:32 Time moves slightly faster at the top of your head than at your feet.
6:38 Don't scratch.
6:39 That's false.
6:40 No.
6:41 True.
6:41 Yeah.
6:42 Don't scratch yourself here.
6:43 Wait.
6:43 How?
6:43 Wait.
6:44 So, time moves slower here than there.
6:46 Yeah.
6:47 How?
6:46 No.
6:46 Time moves faster at the top.
6:48 It does.
6:49 Yeah.
6:49 Yeah.
6:49 Yeah.
6:50 Does it?
6:50 Yeah.
6:50 I know.
6:51 Like probably the tiniest amount.
6:52 My feet are 6 years old.
6:54 I hear it.
6:54 Yeah.
6:54 Because No, it is true because you you
6:56 age faster here than you do there down there.
6:58 I don't know.
6:59 Deji, stop talking.
7:00 Good question.
7:00 Can your dick still grow?
7:03 Huh?
7:02 What do you get?
7:03 Do your does your dick say when I'm 25 is
7:06 my they be bigger from how I am now or not?
7:08 They can't get smaller.
7:09 But can it get bigger?
7:11 Maybe.
7:11 Okay, calm.
7:12 No, you stop growing.
7:14 They just humor him.
7:16 Okay.
7:16 Whatever he says just so wait.
7:18 So you have the same from 15.
7:20 No, you stop growing.
7:21 When are you being serious?
7:23 Show your body, bro.
7:24 I'm saying when does when does that stop grow?
7:26 Show before and after.
7:28 21.
7:28 Oh, first.
7:28 Thank you for that.
7:29 A day on Venus is
7:31 on my [laughter] Max.
7:36 Max, what's wrong with you?
7:37 [laughter] How on earth did you even do?
7:41 Hey, that was impressive.
7:42 And how you how you even pulled that was impressive.
7:46 Yeah, Max, that's great.
7:47 Yeah, Max, you're moving mad.
7:48 Sorry, you're out this question.
7:50 You're out [laughter] this question, bro.
7:52 A day a day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.
7:57 That's him.
7:59 False.
7:59 That can't be right.
8:00 That can't be real.
8:00 True.
8:02 True.
8:02 It's true.
8:03 Okay.
8:03 So, explain.
8:03 Okay.
8:04 First of all, stop all the cameras.
8:06 How is a day longer than a year?
8:08 A year is 365 days.
8:10 So, 365 days on Venus is long is shorter than one day on Venus.
8:14 No, there's no way.
8:14 There's no Please.
8:15 [laughter]
8:16 No.
8:16 Honestly, honestly, someone in the comments will explain.
8:19 No, but how the hell does that even make sense?
8:20 Exact.
8:20 No, honestly, but this is
8:22 It has to be a specific day.
8:23 No, there's not.
8:24 There's no specification.
8:25 All right, next question.
8:29 [laughter]
8:30 Uh, your max.
8:36 All right, the darkest, you're out.
8:38 Your brain uses more energy.
8:40 Oh,
8:41 yeah.
8:41 No, you hasn't finished the question.
8:43 No, you're out.
8:43 He says you have to question this in half.
8:48 No, no, he said
8:49 this video.
8:50 No.
8:51 [laughter] Your brain uses more energy than any other organ, even at rest.
9:02 False.
9:03 No, you're wrong.
9:05 __] No, you're out.
9:07 He's not aware of what's going on.
9:09 [laughter] You're out.
9:12 Okay, I did.
9:12 We're now we're going to we're going to skip that now.
9:14 I did.
9:14 That was fun.
9:15 Uh, on to the next segment.
9:17 Woo.
9:18 All right, guys.
9:18 Are you enjoying the game show?
9:19 I can be honest with you.
9:20 I'm not [laughter] I don't I'm not quite sure what this game is.
9:26 [laughter] There's just a lot of you're out
9:29 and [laughter] the host are getting the rules.
9:34 No, it won't be my video.
9:35 [laughter] It might be the worst video I've ever been on on YouTube.
9:38 I hate this video.
9:41 I'm telling you.
9:41 [laughter] I'll tell there's some Only Fans videos
9:43 with better structure like at least [laughter] like [gasps] No, I I love it.
9:50 I love it.
9:51 I love it.
9:51 All right.
9:51 I'm having fun.
9:52 So, this is a real or fake lyric.
9:54 I'm going to say a lyric and you guys have to just tell me if it's real or fake.
9:58 All right.
9:58 Here's the first lyric.
9:59 We have to wait till you finish the lyrics.
10:01 Yes.
10:01 Okay.
10:01 [music]
10:01 What if they already know the song?
10:02 What if you sing half?
10:03 Yeah.
10:03 You sing it and I'm like, I know that's a real lyric already.
10:06 We still have to wait.
10:06 Yeah.
10:06 Just be first.
10:08 She says we have to wait.
10:09 We have to wait.
10:10 Okay.
10:10 I'm not afraid of dying.
10:12 I'm afraid of not trying.
10:16 False.
10:16 Afraid of dying.
10:17 That's fake.
10:17 That's a fake.
10:19 Correct.
10:19 Oh, that's that's a good loop.
10:20 That's straight out.
10:21 That's out of Deji.
10:22 That's a dead track.
10:23 Yeah.
10:23 Yeah.
10:23 [laughter] That's a go.
10:25 Oh, I'm not I'm not afraid of dying.
10:26 I'm afraid of not trying.
10:28 Sounds like Eminem.
10:28 And she ran.
10:29 She ran hiding like she's an
10:32 Never release.
10:33 That's his song.
10:34 That's his song.
10:34 I'm just telling you.
10:35 I actually have released that.
10:36 Yeah, I know.
10:36 I know.
10:36 I know.
10:36 Don't stop now.
10:37 30 mil.
10:38 There's actually a diss track you like that I still listen to today.
10:39 [laughter] It's the one against that bad baby girl.
10:43 It's hard,
10:44 bro.
10:44 That's hard.
10:45 Daniela Broccoli.
10:47 Daniel Broccoli.
10:47 I'll give YOU ONE OR TWO YEARS.
10:49 YOU'LL BE IRRELEVANT AND YOUR FAT M WILL BE FRAING THAT MEDICINE.
10:53 I USED TO GET hard over her.
10:54 Wait, what?
10:55 I used to get hard over her, bro.
10:56 She used to show who?
10:58 Daniel Bgoli.
10:59 You used to get hard.
11:00 Who's Daniel Bgoli?
11:01 Over.
11:01 I used to get hard over her.
11:03 Oh, bad baby.
11:04 Wait, what do you mean you used to get hard?
11:05 I just used to get a burner when I watched her.
11:07 Why is that your type?
11:08 Back then I was like we're the same age but she just always showed her tits.
11:11 I might follow her on Instagram right now.
11:12 Just drop her a text.
11:14 I send her a voice not from all right now.
11:15 Yeah.
11:15 You know.
11:16 Yeah.
11:16 Send Send voice right now.
11:17 She knows me.
11:18 So she knows yeah.
11:20 Yeah.
11:20 Yeah.
11:20 No.
11:20 Send Danielle Broi broccoli bad baby a voice note right now.
11:25 My life is actually he actually he's actually DMing.
11:27 No voice note.
11:29 No.
11:30 It's request.
11:30 He went hello.
11:31 [laughter] Wait.
11:33 He said hello.
11:35 He went hello.
11:36 I I taste like
11:36 he's doing like he's doing like real life.
11:38 Hello.
11:38 [laughter]
11:40 Like he's doing numbers.
11:41 You know what I mean?
11:41 All right, next one.
11:42 I got a hole in my soul growing deeper and deeper.
11:47 That's a That's a truth.
11:48 I got a hole in my soul.
11:49 It's getting deeper and deeper.
11:51 I heard that one before.
11:52 Uh well,
11:53 it's fake.
11:54 No, it's not.
11:57 No,
11:57 it's fake.
11:58 It's a false lyric.
11:59 It's not.
11:59 You're going to say it's a false lyric, bro.
12:01 Okay, do the Okay, stop trolling.
12:03 Say it's true.
12:04 I'm not trolling.
12:04 It's a false lyric.
12:05 Okay, cool.
12:07 Is it false?
12:10 No.
12:11 Yeah.
12:11 Yeah.
12:11 He actually did buzz.
12:12 Yeah.
12:12 So, yeah.
12:13 False.
12:14 I'm just trying to follow the rules to your game.
12:15 All right.
12:16 Next lyric.
12:16 I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
12:22 That was literally everyone.
12:24 Everyone.
12:24 You can have it.
12:24 I think we give it to Max.
12:26 I think Let Max have it, man.
12:27 Oh, yeah.
12:27 Max, you're on.
12:29 True.
12:29 True.
12:29 Uh, you're wrong.
12:30 Yeah.
12:31 So, can I taste that?
12:31 So every every every so every song every
12:34 song that you've said [music] so far is false.
12:35 So this whole video just false false.
12:38 That's what he wants to think.
12:39 Pretty much every single one of the first rounds is true.
12:41 Okay.
12:41 All right.
12:42 Oh yeah.
12:42 All right.
12:43 Okay.
12:43 Okay.
12:43 I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
12:46 But I love it.
12:47 I did it too early.
12:48 I did it too early.
12:49 I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
12:51 I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
12:53 That's true.
12:57 That's not my face when I'm with you.
13:01 But I love it.
13:04 Calvin Klein,
13:05 but I love it.
13:06 Just I'll be you just off one second.
13:08 The weekend.
13:11 All right.
13:11 Did a man say Carvin Klein?
13:13 All right.
13:13 Next one.
13:14 I'm just a notch in your bed post, but you're just a line in the song.
13:20 Uh, true.
13:20 Fallout Boy.
13:21 Yeah.
13:21 Oh,[ __] Okay.
13:23 [laughter]
13:23 So,[ __] is Fallout Boy?
13:25 Uh, white people music.
13:26 All right.
13:26 Next one.
13:27 I got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns.
13:32 Anyhow, you told me that that's a real lyric.
13:34 I'll bang in your face.
13:35 That's false.
13:36 Yeah, false.
13:36 Okay.
13:37 Yo, well done, bro.
13:39 Well done.
13:39 Yo, that was sick.
13:40 That was fire.
13:41 That was fire.
13:43 The way you got that [laughter] mentality.
13:46 All right, next one.
13:47 I don't trust
13:48 Oh, too early.
13:50 [laughter] Uh, I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me.
13:54 Yeah.
13:55 I don't trust nobody.
13:56 Nobody trust me.
13:57 That's true.
14:00 False.
13:59 Correct.
13:59 [laughter] Time gets it.
14:02 All right.
14:03 Next one.
14:03 I'm screaming on the inside, but I smile.
14:06 Oh, darkest night.
14:08 Darkest, you're out, mate.
14:09 I'm [laughter] screaming on the inside.
14:15 Out.
14:14 Just a shar.
14:15 [laughter] I'm screaming on the inside.
14:23 All [laughter] right, you're out.
14:25 Max is already out.
14:26 No, he's out.
14:27 No, I don't cuz you
14:29 All right.
14:29 Okay.
14:29 So, okay.
14:30 No, everyone's out.
14:32 Everyone's out.
14:32 So, we go to the next one.
14:34 I'll be right.
14:34 You've lost.
14:35 You've lost the locker room.
14:36 Like, you [laughter]
14:39 scream at us.
14:39 Get us back in shape.
14:43 Okay.
14:42 Thanks, man.
14:47 Are you actually going to hurt yourself, dude?
14:48 Calm down.
14:49 [laughter] What?
14:51 Hey, what
14:51 the[ __] just happened?
14:53 Can I be real though, bro?
14:54 This This video is It's everything I hate about the industry.
14:58 [laughter] Yeah.
14:59 Wrapped up in a in a 20minut shampoo.
15:02 All right.
15:02 Fine.
15:02 No, this No, this next lyric I think I feel like you'll feel this one.
15:06 I'll feel this one.
15:07 Yeah.
15:07 You know that means it's fake, by the way.
15:09 You know that means it's fake.
15:11 Huh?
15:11 It's fake 100%.
15:12 Okay.
15:12 Um, now you stop to do a true one.
15:15 [laughter]
15:17 All right.
15:18 I'm addicted to a life that I can't afford.
15:22 I'm addicted to a life that I can't afford.
15:23 That's true.
15:24 Cuz I remember Justin [laughter] was right.
15:29 __] All right, next segment.
15:35 Just saying.
15:35 So, how are you guys feeling?
15:36 You feeling good?
15:38 Loving it.
15:38 Your channel's a bad place to be, man.
15:40 [laughter]
15:44 All right, this is the last segment.
15:45 This is This is multiple choice.
15:47 Can I say one thing about me?
15:48 Because I'm new to this game and I just watch you
15:50 guys and the jokes that you guys make are absolutely incredible.
15:52 The jokes that he says I'm just going to start using it.
15:54 It's just incredible the way that he makes jokes.
15:56 Just random.
15:57 I[ __] with your jokes.
15:58 Darkest, man.
15:58 You're hilarious.
15:59 Oh, you talking about me?
16:00 Yeah.
16:00 Oh, I thought you talking about him.
16:01 No, no, no.
16:01 I didn't even say no jokes.
16:03 I know, but we said, "Oh, your place is a bad place to be your channel." I like
16:06 Oh, my delivery.
16:07 Yeah, I like my delivery.
16:08 I use bring me in the channel in case I bring your channel.
16:10 You bring me a channel.
16:11 I'm going say that joke.
16:13 All right.
16:13 You're on my channel.
16:14 How about you can use any one of my jokes?
16:15 Oh god.
16:15 I think your channel is a bad place to be in.
16:17 [laughter] All right.
16:20 This is the multiple choice um general knowledge.
16:24 Um bit.
16:24 Oh yeah.
16:25 Okay.
16:25 This is this is Yeah.
16:27 All right.
16:28 Cool.
16:28 So this time you can buzz early.
16:30 Okay.
16:30 Okay.
16:31 Okay.
16:31 You can buzz early if you want.
16:32 I hear that.
16:33 You can buzz early this time.
16:34 All right.
16:34 Ready?
16:35 Yeah.
16:35 Even if you say hi.
16:36 Question number one.
16:38 Which number?
16:39 Go on.
16:39 You have to say the number.
16:40 You pressed it for me.
16:42 No.
16:41 Okay.
16:42 Which which number?
16:43 But you can come back.
16:44 It's all right.
16:45 Five.
16:46 Uh, incorrect.
16:47 Which number is known as Raman Ramanujan's number?
16:51 Ramanujan's number.
16:53 I give it to
16:54 uh I mean I could you want the multiple choice or
16:57 Oh, you like read out now.
17:00 Go.
17:01 You think [music] you can come back in?
17:02 Okay.
17:02 All right.
17:03 Is it A 1,728?
17:06 It's C.
17:07 It's C.
17:08 Oh, I think he's right.
17:10 Is it C?
17:10 Incorrect.
17:10 [music] Is it B 343?
17:13 Is it C 4,14 or is it D 945?
17:20 B incorrect.
17:23 945 D.
17:26 Incorrect.
17:27 I said Cra before.
17:28 What are you saying?
17:28 You just answer.
17:29 Answer.
17:29 Answer.
17:30 Uh C.
17:31 So you said C twice.
17:33 A [laughter] I didn't know.
17:35 I didn't know which one I said.
17:36 I forgot.
17:37 You said
17:39 I know.
17:39 I forgot to say.
17:40 What is the only letter not appearing in the periodic table?
17:44 What is it?
17:44 X.
17:46 Incorrect.
17:46 Is it A, J, B, Q, C?
17:50 Go.
17:51 J.
17:51 A, J.
17:53 I'M SO SMART.
17:54 NO, you're genius.
17:55 All right.
17:55 Take away the multiple choice.
17:56 Take away the multiple choice.
17:58 Let's get a real brain here.
17:59 Okay.
18:00 All right.
18:00 Okay.
18:00 All right.
18:00 No more multiple choice.
18:02 Next question.
18:02 Which country has the most bordering countries?
18:05 Oh, that's USA.
18:09 Incorrect.
18:12 Mexico.
18:13 Incorrect.
18:13 Bikina Faso.
18:16 Incorrect.
18:18 Canada.
18:19 Incorrect.
18:21 America.
18:22 Incorrect.
18:21 Can we get like a continent?
18:24 Asia.
18:28 Russia.
18:29 Incorrect.
18:31 Baharin.
18:32 Incorrect.
18:33 Go on.
18:35 China.
18:35 Incorrect.
18:36 Correct.
18:37 Yeah.
18:38 China.
18:39 Yeah.
18:39 You know, I'm not going to lie.
18:40 Let's go.
18:41 We looked up.
18:41 I know cuz we have no [clears throat] excuse for that.
18:46 Konichi.
18:46 All right, next question.
18:47 Konichiwa is Japanese.
18:48 [music]
18:49 Same thing.
18:50 No, don't say that.
18:51 [laughter]
18:53 Don't say that.
18:53 Don't say it.
18:55 Actually, no.
18:55 Leave that.
18:56 All right.
18:57 What is the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world?
19:03 London.
19:04 No.
19:04 Inhabited city.
19:05 I mean, most lived in, right?
19:07 Like the black.
19:07 Most lived in city in the world.
19:09 Uh,
19:09 the oldest continuously in inhabited.
19:12 How are you?
19:13 Oh, Rome.
19:15 No.
19:16 Uh, Shanghai?
19:17 No.
19:18 Beijing?
19:19 No.
19:19 Okay.
19:19 I just Why did you take two?
19:21 I'm sorry.
19:21 I don't know, man.
19:22 At this point, we're not just saying.
19:25 What continent?
19:25 I actually don't know where this is.
19:26 Okay.
19:26 What does a begin with?
19:27 I think it's in Africa.
19:28 I don't know.
19:29 What does a It's not in Africa.
19:30 Um, Duty.
19:34 Uh, I'll give you a clue.
19:35 It's also the same as a steel.
19:38 A [music] a steel.
19:40 Yeah.
19:39 As in like a type of steel.
19:40 Yeah.
19:41 A type of steel.
19:41 Exactly.
19:42 I don't really know.
19:43 [laughter] A type of steel.
19:45 A type of steel.
19:46 And it's a D.
19:47 Damascus.
19:49 Correct.
19:48 __] my brain is so[ __] big.
19:50 Well done.
19:51 Well done.
19:51 Okay.
19:52 Okay.
19:52 Okay.
19:52 So, what steel is
19:54 a Damascus steel?
19:56 Oh, I didn't know that.
19:57 [snorts]
19:57 I didn't know that.
19:58 I said my brain is so[ __] big.
20:01 I'm so surprised you Damascus.
20:02 I don't.
20:03 What is the name of the fear of long words?
20:07 That's you, man.
20:09 No, you guys are never the fear of long words.
20:11 Uh, it's a[ __] it is
20:15 No, it's a really really long word and that's the whole point.
20:17 Yeah, you're never going to hear this.
20:19 But all right, what is just just say the first five letters.
20:23 Anti-establishmentarianism.
20:23 No, sure.
20:24 Just say the first letters and
20:25 antiagnesium.
20:26 Antiagnesium pervasion.
20:28 P.
20:28 No.
20:29 L.
20:29 No.
20:30 You're never going to get it.
20:31 Spacobia.
20:32 D.
20:34 No.
20:33 I don't know.
20:33 It's uh hippopot hippopotamus phobia.
20:37 Yeah.
20:37 Yeah.
20:38 What is it?
20:38 Is a f of long words.
20:39 Yeah.
20:39 Yeah.
20:39 So wait.
20:40 So you just you just say phenomenal.
20:42 Is that useful?
20:43 Is that is that actually you know rabies?
20:45 Let's try it.
20:45 You know you know when you have rabies you can't drink water.
20:48 [screaming]
20:51 He's a hippo.
20:53 Hey, you know if you have rabies [snorts] you can't drink water.
20:55 If you have rabies you're dead.
20:56 Imagine having that fear and giving a speech.
20:58 [laughter]
21:00 Genuinely
21:00 they'll die.
21:01 Is it?
21:01 Yeah.
21:01 This This has been a phenomenal Yeah.
21:04 [laughter] I swear to God.
21:05 Am I lying?
21:06 You know, if you If you have rabies, you die.
21:07 But before you die, if you try, it's called a high hydrophobia sign.
21:10 If you drink water, you get If I If I get rabies, I'm not thinking, "Oh,
21:14 I'll have a nice glass of water before I die." [laughter]
21:16 I get rabies glass.
21:19 That rabies water.
21:21 Don't search that, guys.
21:22 [laughter]
21:23 People in the comments will.
21:25 All right, next question.
21:25 What element was discovered last?
21:30 You sure you don't want multiple choice?
21:31 No.
21:32 No.
21:32 No.
21:32 I don't.
21:32 Okay.
21:32 Franc.
21:35 No.
21:35 Gold?
21:35 No.
21:37 Platinum?
21:38 No.
21:40 Uh.
21:40 Uh, no.
21:40 Iron's been there.
21:41 Um,
21:43 zinc.
21:43 Zinc.
21:43 No.
21:44 Oh.
21:44 Should we get a letter?
21:45 You're never going to get this.
21:46 There's a reason why it's called the impossible quiz.
21:47 Should we get a letter?
21:49 First letter.
21:49 Yeah.
21:50 What's the next letter?
21:51 T.
21:52 Titanium.
21:53 No.
21:53 What's the next letter?
21:54 E.
21:55 Terrarium.
21:57 No.
21:56 Terrarium.
21:57 Um, do you give up?
21:58 Yeah.
21:59 There's [music] tennis.
21:59 I thought that was Danny Arens.
22:01 Isn't that meat?
22:01 It was a tennis sign, but it ends in E.
22:03 It's a tennis sign.
22:04 I think you know every you know everything you represent.
22:06 Yeah.
22:07 [laughter]
22:08 I'm against it.
22:09 Okay.
22:10 Well, you're against black people.
22:13 I'm against black people.
22:15 __] Whoa.
22:18 That was You're so cool, bro.
22:20 He should get point.
22:23 That's pretty cool.
22:24 That's actually cool.
22:28 Tell me that's not 10 time after months.
22:32 Are you autistic?
22:33 I disabled school.
22:34 Oh, we're not having this story again, are we?
22:36 Wait, what?
22:37 What's this?
22:38 What do you mean disabled school?
22:39 He's going to load blind school friends.
22:42 No, but I did.
22:43 But uh I used to I used to take a green
22:46 bus to school and it would drop me back home.
22:48 So, you know how like after school all the boys would
22:49 go like McDonald's and stuff and everyone would chill after school?
22:51 I wouldn't be able to cuz there was a green bus that would wait for me.
22:54 All right, next question.
22:55 What percentage of the human body is water?
22:59 99.
23:01 No.
23:02 95.
23:02 That was me.
23:03 I go on.
23:04 70.
23:05 No.
23:06 No.
23:06 95.
23:07 No.
23:07 90.
23:08 No.
23:09 __]
23:10 60.
23:10 Oh, correct.
23:10 Yeah.
23:12 Yeah.
23:13 Yeah.
23:13 I think 70 or 60.
23:14 Yeah.
23:14 I wonder that.
23:14 All right.
23:14 Next question.
23:15 Which planet [music] has the shortest day?
23:18 What is it?
23:18 Which planet has the shortest day?
23:20 Shout out to my brothers from Venus.
23:23 The shortest day probably Mercury.
23:25 No.
23:25 It's Neptune.
23:27 No.
23:28 Saturn.
23:28 No.
23:29 Saturn.
23:29 No.
23:29 Saturn.
23:31 Earth.
23:32 No.
23:34 Pluto.
23:34 No.
23:34 It's darkest.
23:34 Go on.
23:36 Uranus.
23:36 Yes.
23:36 No.
23:37 Pluto.
23:37 Mars.
23:38 No.
23:39 Mercury.
23:40 No.
23:39 The sun.
23:40 We've deliberately named.
23:41 No, you haven't.
23:41 Venus.
23:42 Uh, THE BLACK HOLE.
23:43 JUPITER.
23:43 CORRECT.
23:44 DID I SAY JUPITER?
23:45 YOU[ __] Did you?
23:46 No, I don't think so.
23:47 [laughter]
23:48 All right.
23:49 Next question.
23:50 What is the collective of noun for a group of crows?
23:54 Yeah, you got this.
23:54 Easy.
23:55 Go on.
23:55 No.
23:55 No.
23:55 Max.
23:56 Max.
23:56 Max.
23:57 A group of crows.
23:58 Yeah, you got it.
23:59 Come on.
24:00 Max, Max, kill it.
24:02 Kill it.
24:03 Equals.
24:03 No.
24:03 Max, kill it.
24:04 WHAT IS THE COLLECTIVE NOUN for a group of crows?
24:07 Yeah.
24:07 You kill it.
24:08 Okay.
24:08 Kill it.
24:08 Wait.
24:08 No.
24:08 Wait.
24:09 No.
24:09 No.
24:09 Let Let um Go on.
24:11 A group of crows.
24:12 Crows.
24:12 Why does it go crowds?
24:13 Crows.
24:13 Crows.
24:14 You know the black birds.
24:15 You see this answer?
24:17 Kill it.
24:18 Yeah.
24:19 Kill it.
24:19 Kill it.
24:21 Yeah.
24:21 Okay.
24:21 Kill it.
24:22 No.
24:22 He said kill it.
24:23 Be a shooter.
24:24 Wait.
24:24 What is it?
24:25 It's not kill it.
24:25 M charge.
24:26 What is it?
24:27 You kill it.
24:27 M charge.
24:29 No.
24:29 Murder.
24:29 I tried to.
24:30 I know.
24:30 He did actually.
24:31 He said m.
24:32 You said m charge.
24:33 I tried I tried to even help him.
24:35 Yeah.
24:35 M charge.
24:35 A murder.
24:36 Yeah.
24:36 Why is it called a murder?
24:37 A group of crows are called a murder.
24:38 Yeah.
24:39 Why?
24:38 Cuz they really like I mean a bunch of black things together.
24:40 It's a very I think the guy came up with it racist.
24:42 You know if you wrong one they they come back.
24:44 Is it?
24:45 Yeah.
24:44 Yeah.
24:44 I like that.
24:46 Never[ __] crow over.
24:46 Yeah.
24:46 There's one outside.
24:48 Don't[ __] with wasp either.
24:49 Wait, if you[ __] up with a crow or a wasp will I swear on.
24:53 A crow will bring the murder.
24:55 Yeah, crow will bring the murder.
24:57 Yeah.
24:57 Wait, really?
24:57 Yeah, bro.
24:58 You don't mess with crows.
24:59 I If you hit a wasp, they bring their whole gang.
25:01 I swear on.
25:02 But I've killed many wasps.
25:03 Yeah, that's cuz they couldn't go back and tell.
25:05 If you just clip them, they go back and tell them.
25:07 Oh, you didn't let the snitch leave.
25:08 How do you think How do you think they tell them for real?
25:10 They have their own language, don't they?
25:10 Wasps, they just vibrate.
25:12 So, wait, do animals speak a language that No, they speak English.
25:15 No, but they speak a language they understand.
25:17 So if I take to if a dog say wof woof woof to understand what they're saying
25:21 well it depends because they'll have different like accents.
25:23 No it's safe to say wof
25:26 like an English dog goes what does an English dog sound like?
25:28 Woof woof.
25:28 Yeah.
25:29 What does a Spanish dog sound like?
25:30 No it doesn't.
25:32 [laughter] Wait.
25:34 Did you say a wolf?
25:35 Woof.
25:35 A wolf.
25:36 Yeah.
25:38 That was a Japanese one.
25:40 [laughter] Woof.
25:42 When a dog says woof and the other dog says woof woof.
25:44 Even though it's saying the same thing,
25:45 how do they know what they're talking about?
25:46 Yeah.
25:46 And can a German shepherd talk to like a Labradoodle
25:48 or can a German sheep only talk to a German shepherd?
25:50 No, but I No, it's kind of like the same with like dolphins.
25:55 Yeah.
25:55 I feel like they It's more through sounds, isn't it?
25:58 I think the dogs like Alian and like
26:00 a retriever that's just like different races.
26:03 You know what I'm saying?
26:05 Do you reckon like they'll know each other?
26:07 They can talk to each other.
26:08 I think so.
26:09 Yeah.
26:09 I like to think so.
26:10 All right.
26:10 Next one.
26:10 Next question.
26:11 Which language has the largest vocabulary?
26:18 Uh, I'm going say I'm going [music] say treat.
26:21 No.
26:21 Mandarin.
26:22 You went with No.
26:26 English.
26:27 Correct.
26:27 You went with tree.
26:28 Yeah.
26:28 Tweet.
26:29 Got our name.
26:30 Are you Are you eating in the middle of filming?
26:32 [laughter] Are you eating sweets in the middle of you filming a video?
26:36 All right.
26:36 What is the rarest blood type?
26:40 AB positive.
26:43 No.
26:42 Oh, you guy.
26:43 I I go to the hospital.
26:44 Yeah.
26:44 You good?
26:45 You good?
26:45 Okay, [music] cool.
26:45 So, I'm going to say type um uh red blood cells.
26:50 I can't be asked.
26:52 Yes.
26:52 AB negative.
26:53 Correct.
26:53 That's what I'm going [laughter] to say next.
26:54 What's AB negative?
26:55 What's that?
26:56 All right.
26:57 How many bones are are babies born with approximately?
27:02 206.
27:01 No, that's a grown human adult.
27:03 No, but babies form bones.
27:08 57.
27:07 No.
27:08 [laughter]
27:11 170?
27:11 No.
27:12 200?
27:13 No.
27:13 And one?
27:14 No.
27:14 Two.
27:15 [laughter]
27:18 No.
27:18 Uh 96.
27:20 No.
27:23 Four.
27:22 No.
27:22 [laughter] What?
27:23 What?
27:24 What sponge is coming up?
27:25 It's a squish.
27:28 What?
27:28 20.
27:29 No.
27:29 All right.
27:29 You give up.
27:29 Yeah.
27:30 Give us a range.
27:31 Um, it's more than 200.
27:33 Is it?
27:35 Yeah.
27:37 225.
27:37 200.
27:37 205.
27:39 204.
27:40 No.
27:40 203.
27:40 207.
27:42 No.
27:42 202.
27:42 No.
27:42 No.
27:43 21.
27:44 206.
27:45 Higher.
27:46 250.
27:46 A bit higher.
27:49 255.
27:49 25.
27:49 250.
27:50 215.
27:50 26.
27:51 2017.
27:52 2018.
27:54 27.
27:54 276.
27:54 No.
27:55 257.
27:56 No.
27:57 256.
27:58 Higher.
27:58 26.
27:59 1,600.
28:00 261.
28:01 Higher.
28:02 258.
28:03 Higher.
28:03 272.
28:04 A bit lower.
28:05 271.
28:05 A bit lower.
28:07 270.
28:08 Come on.
28:08 You let me do all that work.
28:10 Yes.
28:10 You didn't know that?
28:11 Even I knew that like babies have more bones.
28:14 How?
28:14 Cuz they're smaller.
28:15 They don't have kneecaps.
28:16 Huh?
28:16 They don't have kneecaps.
28:17 Yeah, but they still have They don't even have that bit.
28:19 Yeah, but they still have more bones.
28:20 I don't look I don't know.
28:22 But I don't remember reading that.
28:23 Where'd they go?
28:23 Cuz I changed nappies and there's no there's no bones in there.
28:26 There's no bones in there.
28:27 So where the bones where the bones go?
28:29 The post code.
28:29 I don't I guess they like join with other bones and then become bigger.
28:33 Do you remember when you was born or not?
28:34 Do Yeah, I remember was the one.
28:35 Yeah.
28:35 Do you remember when you were a sperm cell?
28:36 No,
28:36 but I remember when I was like 5 years old, six.
28:38 Do you remember when you were a sperm cell?
28:40 No, I do.
28:41 [music] How did you win?
28:43 How did you win?
28:43 [laughter] Oh my god.
28:45 That is such a crazy fact to me.
28:48 The
28:48 fact that there's so much sperm and then only one
28:51 wins the [music] race and only one of them comes out.
28:53 So someone else could out.
28:55 So we're all winners.
28:56 Everyone here's a winner.
28:57 That's so crazy.
28:57 He's trying to get a oo.
29:00 Two more questions and we're done.
29:01 You're the best winner.
29:02 [laughter] Two more.
29:03 Why?
29:05 You're the best.
29:06 All right.
29:07 Uh, two more questions and then this udude is on the line.
29:09 How about this?
29:10 Whoever gets Whoever gets this one, right?
29:12 Yeah.
29:12 Who this question?
29:13 All right, cool.
29:13 Whoever get serious, whoever gets this one right wins.
29:16 All right, this is serious.
29:17 Lock in.
29:17 What is the only continent without reptiles?
29:20 That was Max.
29:20 I think
29:21 it was me.
29:22 Meet Ocean.
29:24 No,
29:24 that was me, man.
29:25 You're next.
29:26 Antarctica.
29:28 Correct.
29:28 __] You thought I was in it.
29:29 [laughter] You thought I was going to get it wrong.
29:32 I can tell.
29:33 feel as well.
29:36 It's actually let me spell this.
29:40 Antarctica is not actually a content speaking.
29:42 There's seven continents.
29:43 Yes.
29:43 Name them.
29:44 Okay, cool.
29:45 There's Europe, there's Africa, there's [music] Asia,
29:47 there's um Oceanana, Australia, sorry, whatever.
29:51 Um, what else?
29:53 Middle East.
29:53 No, that's not one.
29:55 What's the [laughter] left side of South America, North America?
29:59 And for[ __] sake, that's in the Middle East.
30:07 [laughter] All right, guys.
30:09 Hope you enjoyed.
30:10 This has been Simon, Max, and Darkest.
30:14 Bye.
30:16 [music] [music] Baby.