THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ (ft Miniminter, Darkest Man & Max Khadar)

THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ (ft Miniminter, Darkest Man & Max Khadar)

Deji

0:00 Hello guys, welcome to the impossible quiz.

0:06 I am joined today by the lovely Simon Minter MM7.

0:10 Can I

0:11 You can call me whatever you want.

0:12 All right.

0:12 Can we call MM7 games?

0:14 You can call me MM7 games clips collect.

0:17 Uh big wedge.

0:18 Uh Maxar.

0:20 Yeah.

0:20 Yeah.

0:20 Shade.

0:21 I got the Rolex on me.

0:24 Then you just ruin the Who gets

0:26 making me laugh?

0:27 I wait.

0:27 Show them how you're holding.

0:28 [laughter]

0:32 Wait, can you not tighten it?

0:33 No.

0:33 You take like two.

0:34 You have to take them out.

0:35 I'm going to go westboard tonight.

0:38 All right.

0:39 [laughter] Darkest.

0:42 [cheering] That's what I get.

0:43 The [applause] darkest one.

0:44 He get He gets mini MM7.

0:47 Okay.

0:47 All right.

0:47 Darkest from the darkest.

0:49 You see black, you're like, "No, that ain't black.

0:51 That's darkest."

0:53 Yeah, you didn't do it for me, too.

0:54 You know what they say about needs, kids, special needs and that.

0:57 Make a wish.

0:58 Max.

1:00 No.

1:00 Max.

1:00 [laughter]

1:02 No.

1:02 Max Gadar just came back from MaxQatar.

1:04 Can we start the quiz?

1:05 Yeah.

1:05 Thank you.

1:06 [laughter]

1:07 All right.

1:08 So, we're going to have uh different segments.

1:11 Okay.

1:11 They're going to be um some multiple uh choice options questions or whatever.

1:16 They're going to have some uh true or false [music] questions

1:18 and uh a fan favorite of uh true or fake lyric.

1:22 Rapple crap.

1:23 I crap.

1:23 Yeah.

1:24 All right.

1:25 Cool.

1:25 Ready?

1:26 Yes.

1:27 Okay.

1:27 So, we buzz.

1:28 Um, so you buzz when when you

1:30 How does How does your buzzer sound?

1:35 Are you eating your buzzer, bro?

1:37 Man's just lips the buzzer.

1:39 No, you got to do that.

1:40 I'm learning.

1:40 I'm learning.

1:40 Do that again.

1:41 How to use your hands.

1:45 No, bro.

1:45 You're moving mental.

1:46 Why are you liping it, bro?

1:48 No.

1:48 Off camera now.

1:48 Is that Is that how you you eat?

1:51 Why?

1:51 Everyone eats ass here, bro.

1:52 But I don't think he was going to say us.

1:54 Yeah, I don't

1:54 I don't I don't think he was going to say us.

1:56 Yeah, I was going to say I was going to say[ __] but

1:57 yes, I [music] love that[ __] Oh, okay.

1:59 So, you were So, you're a boke.

2:01 I'm just like you.

2:02 I remember the conversation we had in the house.

2:06 We didn't have a conversation.

2:07 All right.

2:08 What happened in this house?

2:09 Cuz there's a lot that happened in this house.

2:10 There's a lot of memories in this house.

2:11 Hey, let's start now.

2:13 Okay.

2:13 So, question number one.

2:14 Did you and Max like did No.

2:17 Sorry.

2:17 Yeah.

2:17 Sorry.

2:17 You go.

2:17 Did he eat your Yeah.

2:19 Did he eat your He definitely did.

2:20 DID HE?

2:20 I MEAN, by all means.

2:22 Look at him.

2:22 He's having fun.

2:23 You guys are both grown.

2:24 By the way,

2:25 Max, did you eat my

2:26 No, but do a video where you bring 20 g and I have to eat that for a video.

2:29 That's actually a good video.

2:30 That'll do.

2:31 WELL, ALL RIGHT.

2:31 QUIZ.

2:32 QUIZ.

2:32 [laughter] QUIZ.

2:33 OKAY.

2:33 OKAY.

2:34 QUIZ.

2:34 All right.

2:35 This is true or false.

2:36 That's all I want.

2:37 Okay.

2:37 There are more possible games of chess than

2:40 atoms in the obser in the observable universe.

2:47 No.

2:47 No.

2:48 He chooses.

2:48 He chooses.

2:48 We both pressed it.

2:50 That was literally like at the same time.

2:52 No, I swear to God he was fast.

2:53 All right.

2:54 Okay, Simon.

2:54 Okay.

2:55 All right.

2:55 Cool.

2:55 Uh, true.

2:57 Yeah.

2:57 Correct.

2:57 No, there's not.

2:58 There can't be.

2:58 Yeah, there is.

2:59 Is it?

3:00 Yeah.

3:00 There's a lot of atoms, you know.

3:02 Yeah,

3:02 it's bare.

3:02 Like where makes

3:03 at least 12.

3:04 But you need to remember how many people playing chess right now?

3:06 How many atoms in the world right now?

3:07 It's not.

3:08 That chess board is made of metals.

3:09 It wasn't people playing chess.

3:11 Yeah, there are more possible games of chess than atoms.

3:13 That means that doesn't mean anything to do

3:15 with the amount of people playing it.

3:16 It means there's more moves.

3:17 Oh, yeah.

3:18 That's Yeah.

3:19 [laughter] All right.

3:20 Cool.

3:20 Clap it over, bro.

3:21 I don't I I'm not the biggest fan of you.

3:23 [laughter]

3:27 All right.

3:28 If you shuffled a deck of cards randomly,

3:30 it's more likely uh than not that the exact order has never existed before.

3:37 False.

3:37 Uh incorrect.

3:39 True.

3:39 Yes.

3:39 So, can I ask

3:40 I don't I'm trying to If you shuffle a card, if you shuffle a deck of cards,

3:44 it's more likely that no one has ever got that that exact order.

3:47 Oh, was that the question?

3:49 Bro, are you listening or what are you doing?

3:51 No, but I am listening.

3:52 It's just it's just sometimes it's hard to understand.

3:55 That's That's it.

3:56 All right.

3:56 So, say [laughter] the question.

3:57 I think you're doing great, D.

3:59 Wait, say the question again.

4:00 No, it's it's too late now.

4:02 I know, but I want to hear what you said.

4:03 Watch when the video comes out.

4:05 Yeah, exactly.

4:05 Yeah.

4:05 [laughter] Yeah.

4:08 Humans can distinguish.

4:10 Go.

4:10 Let him answer.

4:11 No.

4:11 Let him answer.

4:11 Let him answer.

4:12 All right.

4:12 Go on.

4:12 What?

4:14 True.

4:14 Was it not me?

4:14 He's right.

4:15 Yeah.

4:16 But he's GOT A 50/50 CHANCE.

4:17 NO.

4:17 HEY.

4:17 HEY, how about [laughter] this?

4:18 If you Hey, if someone buzzes Hey,

4:20 if someone buzzes before you finish what you're saying,

4:22 they shouldn't be able to answer.

4:23 By the way, that should be a new at least let you finish what you're saying.

4:26 By the way, you got 5050.

4:27 By the way, I pressed it first and he just went,

4:29 "Yeah, you pressed it first, but I got it right." Now he's going to lie.

4:31 Now he's going to lie.

4:32 Dead channel.

4:33 He's just whisper.

4:36 All right.

4:36 The average cloud weighs less than a blue whale.

4:40 He did it before.

4:40 He did it before.

4:41 He did it before.

4:45 force.

4:46 Yeah, correct.

4:47 Okay, just check it.

4:47 Just check my life.

4:48 There's no way.

4:49 All right.

4:49 There are more trees on Earth.

4:51 Oh my.

4:52 That was too early.

4:52 You can't ask another He's out.

4:54 He's out.

4:56 I swear.

4:58 You're out.

4:58 You're out.

4:59 You're out.

4:59 You're out.

5:01 It's okay.

5:02 It's okay.

5:03 You're out.

5:03 You're out.

5:04 I went up and I saw your thing yellow and I haven't finished.

5:08 I didn't see it.

5:09 It's been real, man.

5:10 Okay.

5:10 Uh, there are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

5:15 That was me.

5:15 That was you.

5:16 Thank you.

5:16 That's false.

5:17 Yeah, correct.

5:18 Come on, man.

5:19 Let's go.

5:20 There's no way.

5:20 There's so many stars.

5:22 Next question.

5:22 At any given, [laughter] Max, you're out again, bro.

5:28 Max, what's wrong with you?

5:31 No, we're actually trying to get through the video.

5:32 Yeah, we're [laughter] watch the next one.

5:35 Man's going to be here.

5:36 Let's see.

5:36 Go on.

5:36 I dare you.

5:36 I dare you press it again if you're back.

5:38 Well, you're out of this question.

5:39 question.

5:39 Yeah.

5:42 [laughter] Okay.

5:45 At any given moment, more people are dreaming than watching Netflix.

5:52 True.

5:52 No.

5:53 False.

5:55 __] Oh,[ __] Sorry.

5:55 All right.

5:56 SC that.

5:57 [laughter] [laughter] Okay.

6:05 All right.

6:05 Next question.

6:07 [laughter] Don't look at me like that.

6:11 All right, next question.

6:12 Time moves slightly fast, bro.

6:15 Okay, go on.

6:16 Was that me?

6:17 My life was him.

6:18 Oh, so now it's him, right?

6:19 You've just blamed everyone.

6:21 Okay.

6:21 Can I Can I pick it from here?

6:22 Can I go from No, that's Press it.

6:24 That's cheating.

6:24 Huh?

6:25 Press it when you do it.

6:26 Okay.

6:26 Yeah.

6:26 So, I'll be able to hear it.

6:27 Thank you.

6:28 No, but you're out of this question.

6:29 Okay.

6:29 I'll be out.

6:30 I don't mind.

6:30 I don't I don't mind.

6:31 I don't mind.

6:32 All right.

6:32 Time moves slightly faster at the top of your head than at your feet.

6:38 Don't scratch.

6:39 That's false.

6:40 No.

6:41 True.

6:41 Yeah.

6:42 Don't scratch yourself here.

6:43 Wait.

6:43 How?

6:43 Wait.

6:44 So, time moves slower here than there.

6:46 Yeah.

6:47 How?

6:46 No.

6:46 Time moves faster at the top.

6:48 It does.

6:49 Yeah.

6:49 Yeah.

6:49 Yeah.

6:50 Does it?

6:50 Yeah.

6:50 I know.

6:51 Like probably the tiniest amount.

6:52 My feet are 6 years old.

6:54 I hear it.

6:54 Yeah.

6:54 Because No, it is true because you you

6:56 age faster here than you do there down there.

6:58 I don't know.

6:59 Deji, stop talking.

7:00 Good question.

7:00 Can your dick still grow?

7:03 Huh?

7:02 What do you get?

7:03 Do your does your dick say when I'm 25 is

7:06 my they be bigger from how I am now or not?

7:08 They can't get smaller.

7:09 But can it get bigger?

7:11 Maybe.

7:11 Okay, calm.

7:12 No, you stop growing.

7:14 They just humor him.

7:16 Okay.

7:16 Whatever he says just so wait.

7:18 So you have the same from 15.

7:20 No, you stop growing.

7:21 When are you being serious?

7:23 Show your body, bro.

7:24 I'm saying when does when does that stop grow?

7:26 Show before and after.

7:28 21.

7:28 Oh, first.

7:28 Thank you for that.

7:29 A day on Venus is

7:31 on my [laughter] Max.

7:36 Max, what's wrong with you?

7:37 [laughter] How on earth did you even do?

7:41 Hey, that was impressive.

7:42 And how you how you even pulled that was impressive.

7:46 Yeah, Max, that's great.

7:47 Yeah, Max, you're moving mad.

7:48 Sorry, you're out this question.

7:50 You're out [laughter] this question, bro.

7:52 A day a day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.

7:57 That's him.

7:59 False.

7:59 That can't be right.

8:00 That can't be real.

8:00 True.

8:02 True.

8:02 It's true.

8:03 Okay.

8:03 So, explain.

8:03 Okay.

8:04 First of all, stop all the cameras.

8:06 How is a day longer than a year?

8:08 A year is 365 days.

8:10 So, 365 days on Venus is long is shorter than one day on Venus.

8:14 No, there's no way.

8:14 There's no Please.

8:15 [laughter]

8:16 No.

8:16 Honestly, honestly, someone in the comments will explain.

8:19 No, but how the hell does that even make sense?

8:20 Exact.

8:20 No, honestly, but this is

8:22 It has to be a specific day.

8:23 No, there's not.

8:24 There's no specification.

8:25 All right, next question.

8:29 [laughter]

8:30 Uh, your max.

8:36 All right, the darkest, you're out.

8:38 Your brain uses more energy.

8:40 Oh,

8:41 yeah.

8:41 No, you hasn't finished the question.

8:43 No, you're out.

8:43 He says you have to question this in half.

8:48 No, no, he said

8:49 this video.

8:50 No.

8:51 [laughter] Your brain uses more energy than any other organ, even at rest.

9:02 False.

9:03 No, you're wrong.

9:05 __] No, you're out.

9:07 He's not aware of what's going on.

9:09 [laughter] You're out.

9:12 Okay, I did.

9:12 We're now we're going to we're going to skip that now.

9:14 I did.

9:14 That was fun.

9:15 Uh, on to the next segment.

9:17 Woo.

9:18 All right, guys.

9:18 Are you enjoying the game show?

9:19 I can be honest with you.

9:20 I'm not [laughter] I don't I'm not quite sure what this game is.

9:26 [laughter] There's just a lot of you're out

9:29 and [laughter] the host are getting the rules.

9:34 No, it won't be my video.

9:35 [laughter] It might be the worst video I've ever been on on YouTube.

9:38 I hate this video.

9:41 I'm telling you.

9:41 [laughter] I'll tell there's some Only Fans videos

9:43 with better structure like at least [laughter] like [gasps] No, I I love it.

9:50 I love it.

9:51 I love it.

9:51 All right.

9:51 I'm having fun.

9:52 So, this is a real or fake lyric.

9:54 I'm going to say a lyric and you guys have to just tell me if it's real or fake.

9:58 All right.

9:58 Here's the first lyric.

9:59 We have to wait till you finish the lyrics.

10:01 Yes.

10:01 Okay.

10:01 [music]

10:01 What if they already know the song?

10:02 What if you sing half?

10:03 Yeah.

10:03 You sing it and I'm like, I know that's a real lyric already.

10:06 We still have to wait.

10:06 Yeah.

10:06 Just be first.

10:08 She says we have to wait.

10:09 We have to wait.

10:10 Okay.

10:10 I'm not afraid of dying.

10:12 I'm afraid of not trying.

10:16 False.

10:16 Afraid of dying.

10:17 That's fake.

10:17 That's a fake.

10:19 Correct.

10:19 Oh, that's that's a good loop.

10:20 That's straight out.

10:21 That's out of Deji.

10:22 That's a dead track.

10:23 Yeah.

10:23 Yeah.

10:23 [laughter] That's a go.

10:25 Oh, I'm not I'm not afraid of dying.

10:26 I'm afraid of not trying.

10:28 Sounds like Eminem.

10:28 And she ran.

10:29 She ran hiding like she's an

10:32 Never release.

10:33 That's his song.

10:34 That's his song.

10:34 I'm just telling you.

10:35 I actually have released that.

10:36 Yeah, I know.

10:36 I know.

10:36 I know.

10:36 Don't stop now.

10:37 30 mil.

10:38 There's actually a diss track you like that I still listen to today.

10:39 [laughter] It's the one against that bad baby girl.

10:43 It's hard,

10:44 bro.

10:44 That's hard.

10:45 Daniela Broccoli.

10:47 Daniel Broccoli.

10:47 I'll give YOU ONE OR TWO YEARS.

10:49 YOU'LL BE IRRELEVANT AND YOUR FAT M WILL BE FRAING THAT MEDICINE.

10:53 I USED TO GET hard over her.

10:54 Wait, what?

10:55 I used to get hard over her, bro.

10:56 She used to show who?

10:58 Daniel Bgoli.

10:59 You used to get hard.

11:00 Who's Daniel Bgoli?

11:01 Over.

11:01 I used to get hard over her.

11:03 Oh, bad baby.

11:04 Wait, what do you mean you used to get hard?

11:05 I just used to get a burner when I watched her.

11:07 Why is that your type?

11:08 Back then I was like we're the same age but she just always showed her tits.

11:11 I might follow her on Instagram right now.

11:12 Just drop her a text.

11:14 I send her a voice not from all right now.

11:15 Yeah.

11:15 You know.

11:16 Yeah.

11:16 Send Send voice right now.

11:17 She knows me.

11:18 So she knows yeah.

11:20 Yeah.

11:20 Yeah.

11:20 No.

11:20 Send Danielle Broi broccoli bad baby a voice note right now.

11:25 My life is actually he actually he's actually DMing.

11:27 No voice note.

11:29 No.

11:30 It's request.

11:30 He went hello.

11:31 [laughter] Wait.

11:33 He said hello.

11:35 He went hello.

11:36 I I taste like

11:36 he's doing like he's doing like real life.

11:38 Hello.

11:38 [laughter]

11:40 Like he's doing numbers.

11:41 You know what I mean?

11:41 All right, next one.

11:42 I got a hole in my soul growing deeper and deeper.

11:47 That's a That's a truth.

11:48 I got a hole in my soul.

11:49 It's getting deeper and deeper.

11:51 I heard that one before.

11:52 Uh well,

11:53 it's fake.

11:54 No, it's not.

11:57 No,

11:57 it's fake.

11:58 It's a false lyric.

11:59 It's not.

11:59 You're going to say it's a false lyric, bro.

12:01 Okay, do the Okay, stop trolling.

12:03 Say it's true.

12:04 I'm not trolling.

12:04 It's a false lyric.

12:05 Okay, cool.

12:07 Is it false?

12:10 No.

12:11 Yeah.

12:11 Yeah.

12:11 He actually did buzz.

12:12 Yeah.

12:12 So, yeah.

12:13 False.

12:14 I'm just trying to follow the rules to your game.

12:15 All right.

12:16 Next lyric.

12:16 I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.

12:22 That was literally everyone.

12:24 Everyone.

12:24 You can have it.

12:24 I think we give it to Max.

12:26 I think Let Max have it, man.

12:27 Oh, yeah.

12:27 Max, you're on.

12:29 True.

12:29 True.

12:29 Uh, you're wrong.

12:30 Yeah.

12:31 So, can I taste that?

12:31 So every every every so every song every

12:34 song that you've said [music] so far is false.

12:35 So this whole video just false false.

12:38 That's what he wants to think.

12:39 Pretty much every single one of the first rounds is true.

12:41 Okay.

12:41 All right.

12:42 Oh yeah.

12:42 All right.

12:43 Okay.

12:43 Okay.

12:43 I can't feel my face when I'm with you.

12:46 But I love it.

12:47 I did it too early.

12:48 I did it too early.

12:49 I can't feel my face when I'm with you.

12:51 I can't feel my face when I'm with you.

12:53 That's true.

12:57 That's not my face when I'm with you.

13:01 But I love it.

13:04 Calvin Klein,

13:05 but I love it.

13:06 Just I'll be you just off one second.

13:08 The weekend.

13:11 All right.

13:11 Did a man say Carvin Klein?

13:13 All right.

13:13 Next one.

13:14 I'm just a notch in your bed post, but you're just a line in the song.

13:20 Uh, true.

13:20 Fallout Boy.

13:21 Yeah.

13:21 Oh,[ __] Okay.

13:23 [laughter]

13:23 So,[ __] is Fallout Boy?

13:25 Uh, white people music.

13:26 All right.

13:26 Next one.

13:27 I got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns.

13:32 Anyhow, you told me that that's a real lyric.

13:34 I'll bang in your face.

13:35 That's false.

13:36 Yeah, false.

13:36 Okay.

13:37 Yo, well done, bro.

13:39 Well done.

13:39 Yo, that was sick.

13:40 That was fire.

13:41 That was fire.

13:43 The way you got that [laughter] mentality.

13:46 All right, next one.

13:47 I don't trust

13:48 Oh, too early.

13:50 [laughter] Uh, I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me.

13:54 Yeah.

13:55 I don't trust nobody.

13:56 Nobody trust me.

13:57 That's true.

14:00 False.

13:59 Correct.

13:59 [laughter] Time gets it.

14:02 All right.

14:03 Next one.

14:03 I'm screaming on the inside, but I smile.

14:06 Oh, darkest night.

14:08 Darkest, you're out, mate.

14:09 I'm [laughter] screaming on the inside.

14:15 Out.

14:14 Just a shar.

14:15 [laughter] I'm screaming on the inside.

14:23 All [laughter] right, you're out.

14:25 Max is already out.

14:26 No, he's out.

14:27 No, I don't cuz you

14:29 All right.

14:29 Okay.

14:29 So, okay.

14:30 No, everyone's out.

14:32 Everyone's out.

14:32 So, we go to the next one.

14:34 I'll be right.

14:34 You've lost.

14:35 You've lost the locker room.

14:36 Like, you [laughter]

14:39 scream at us.

14:39 Get us back in shape.

14:43 Okay.

14:42 Thanks, man.

14:47 Are you actually going to hurt yourself, dude?

14:48 Calm down.

14:49 [laughter] What?

14:51 Hey, what

14:51 the[ __] just happened?

14:53 Can I be real though, bro?

14:54 This This video is It's everything I hate about the industry.

14:58 [laughter] Yeah.

14:59 Wrapped up in a in a 20minut shampoo.

15:02 All right.

15:02 Fine.

15:02 No, this No, this next lyric I think I feel like you'll feel this one.

15:06 I'll feel this one.

15:07 Yeah.

15:07 You know that means it's fake, by the way.

15:09 You know that means it's fake.

15:11 Huh?

15:11 It's fake 100%.

15:12 Okay.

15:12 Um, now you stop to do a true one.

15:15 [laughter]

15:17 All right.

15:18 I'm addicted to a life that I can't afford.

15:22 I'm addicted to a life that I can't afford.

15:23 That's true.

15:24 Cuz I remember Justin [laughter] was right.

15:29 __] All right, next segment.

15:35 Just saying.

15:35 So, how are you guys feeling?

15:36 You feeling good?

15:38 Loving it.

15:38 Your channel's a bad place to be, man.

15:40 [laughter]

15:44 All right, this is the last segment.

15:45 This is This is multiple choice.

15:47 Can I say one thing about me?

15:48 Because I'm new to this game and I just watch you

15:50 guys and the jokes that you guys make are absolutely incredible.

15:52 The jokes that he says I'm just going to start using it.

15:54 It's just incredible the way that he makes jokes.

15:56 Just random.

15:57 I[ __] with your jokes.

15:58 Darkest, man.

15:58 You're hilarious.

15:59 Oh, you talking about me?

16:00 Yeah.

16:00 Oh, I thought you talking about him.

16:01 No, no, no.

16:01 I didn't even say no jokes.

16:03 I know, but we said, "Oh, your place is a bad place to be your channel." I like

16:06 Oh, my delivery.

16:07 Yeah, I like my delivery.

16:08 I use bring me in the channel in case I bring your channel.

16:10 You bring me a channel.

16:11 I'm going say that joke.

16:13 All right.

16:13 You're on my channel.

16:14 How about you can use any one of my jokes?

16:15 Oh god.

16:15 I think your channel is a bad place to be in.

16:17 [laughter] All right.

16:20 This is the multiple choice um general knowledge.

16:24 Um bit.

16:24 Oh yeah.

16:25 Okay.

16:25 This is this is Yeah.

16:27 All right.

16:28 Cool.

16:28 So this time you can buzz early.

16:30 Okay.

16:30 Okay.

16:31 Okay.

16:31 You can buzz early if you want.

16:32 I hear that.

16:33 You can buzz early this time.

16:34 All right.

16:34 Ready?

16:35 Yeah.

16:35 Even if you say hi.

16:36 Question number one.

16:38 Which number?

16:39 Go on.

16:39 You have to say the number.

16:40 You pressed it for me.

16:42 No.

16:41 Okay.

16:42 Which which number?

16:43 But you can come back.

16:44 It's all right.

16:45 Five.

16:46 Uh, incorrect.

16:47 Which number is known as Raman Ramanujan's number?

16:51 Ramanujan's number.

16:53 I give it to

16:54 uh I mean I could you want the multiple choice or

16:57 Oh, you like read out now.

17:00 Go.

17:01 You think [music] you can come back in?

17:02 Okay.

17:02 All right.

17:03 Is it A 1,728?

17:06 It's C.

17:07 It's C.

17:08 Oh, I think he's right.

17:10 Is it C?

17:10 Incorrect.

17:10 [music] Is it B 343?

17:13 Is it C 4,14 or is it D 945?

17:20 B incorrect.

17:23 945 D.

17:26 Incorrect.

17:27 I said Cra before.

17:28 What are you saying?

17:28 You just answer.

17:29 Answer.

17:29 Answer.

17:30 Uh C.

17:31 So you said C twice.

17:33 A [laughter] I didn't know.

17:35 I didn't know which one I said.

17:36 I forgot.

17:37 You said

17:39 I know.

17:39 I forgot to say.

17:40 What is the only letter not appearing in the periodic table?

17:44 What is it?

17:44 X.

17:46 Incorrect.

17:46 Is it A, J, B, Q, C?

17:50 Go.

17:51 J.

17:51 A, J.

17:53 I'M SO SMART.

17:54 NO, you're genius.

17:55 All right.

17:55 Take away the multiple choice.

17:56 Take away the multiple choice.

17:58 Let's get a real brain here.

17:59 Okay.

18:00 All right.

18:00 Okay.

18:00 All right.

18:00 No more multiple choice.

18:02 Next question.

18:02 Which country has the most bordering countries?

18:05 Oh, that's USA.

18:09 Incorrect.

18:12 Mexico.

18:13 Incorrect.

18:13 Bikina Faso.

18:16 Incorrect.

18:18 Canada.

18:19 Incorrect.

18:21 America.

18:22 Incorrect.

18:21 Can we get like a continent?

18:24 Asia.

18:28 Russia.

18:29 Incorrect.

18:31 Baharin.

18:32 Incorrect.

18:33 Go on.

18:35 China.

18:35 Incorrect.

18:36 Correct.

18:37 Yeah.

18:38 China.

18:39 Yeah.

18:39 You know, I'm not going to lie.

18:40 Let's go.

18:41 We looked up.

18:41 I know cuz we have no [clears throat] excuse for that.

18:46 Konichi.

18:46 All right, next question.

18:47 Konichiwa is Japanese.

18:48 [music]

18:49 Same thing.

18:50 No, don't say that.

18:51 [laughter]

18:53 Don't say that.

18:53 Don't say it.

18:55 Actually, no.

18:55 Leave that.

18:56 All right.

18:57 What is the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world?

19:03 London.

19:04 No.

19:04 Inhabited city.

19:05 I mean, most lived in, right?

19:07 Like the black.

19:07 Most lived in city in the world.

19:09 Uh,

19:09 the oldest continuously in inhabited.

19:12 How are you?

19:13 Oh, Rome.

19:15 No.

19:16 Uh, Shanghai?

19:17 No.

19:18 Beijing?

19:19 No.

19:19 Okay.

19:19 I just Why did you take two?

19:21 I'm sorry.

19:21 I don't know, man.

19:22 At this point, we're not just saying.

19:25 What continent?

19:25 I actually don't know where this is.

19:26 Okay.

19:26 What does a begin with?

19:27 I think it's in Africa.

19:28 I don't know.

19:29 What does a It's not in Africa.

19:30 Um, Duty.

19:34 Uh, I'll give you a clue.

19:35 It's also the same as a steel.

19:38 A [music] a steel.

19:40 Yeah.

19:39 As in like a type of steel.

19:40 Yeah.

19:41 A type of steel.

19:41 Exactly.

19:42 I don't really know.

19:43 [laughter] A type of steel.

19:45 A type of steel.

19:46 And it's a D.

19:47 Damascus.

19:49 Correct.

19:48 __] my brain is so[ __] big.

19:50 Well done.

19:51 Well done.

19:51 Okay.

19:52 Okay.

19:52 Okay.

19:52 So, what steel is

19:54 a Damascus steel?

19:56 Oh, I didn't know that.

19:57 [snorts]

19:57 I didn't know that.

19:58 I said my brain is so[ __] big.

20:01 I'm so surprised you Damascus.

20:02 I don't.

20:03 What is the name of the fear of long words?

20:07 That's you, man.

20:09 No, you guys are never the fear of long words.

20:11 Uh, it's a[ __] it is

20:15 No, it's a really really long word and that's the whole point.

20:17 Yeah, you're never going to hear this.

20:19 But all right, what is just just say the first five letters.

20:23 Anti-establishmentarianism.

20:23 No, sure.

20:24 Just say the first letters and

20:25 antiagnesium.

20:26 Antiagnesium pervasion.

20:28 P.

20:28 No.

20:29 L.

20:29 No.

20:30 You're never going to get it.

20:31 Spacobia.

20:32 D.

20:34 No.

20:33 I don't know.

20:33 It's uh hippopot hippopotamus phobia.

20:37 Yeah.

20:37 Yeah.

20:38 What is it?

20:38 Is a f of long words.

20:39 Yeah.

20:39 Yeah.

20:39 So wait.

20:40 So you just you just say phenomenal.

20:42 Is that useful?

20:43 Is that is that actually you know rabies?

20:45 Let's try it.

20:45 You know you know when you have rabies you can't drink water.

20:48 [screaming]

20:51 He's a hippo.

20:53 Hey, you know if you have rabies [snorts] you can't drink water.

20:55 If you have rabies you're dead.

20:56 Imagine having that fear and giving a speech.

20:58 [laughter]

21:00 Genuinely

21:00 they'll die.

21:01 Is it?

21:01 Yeah.

21:01 This This has been a phenomenal Yeah.

21:04 [laughter] I swear to God.

21:05 Am I lying?

21:06 You know, if you If you have rabies, you die.

21:07 But before you die, if you try, it's called a high hydrophobia sign.

21:10 If you drink water, you get If I If I get rabies, I'm not thinking, "Oh,

21:14 I'll have a nice glass of water before I die." [laughter]

21:16 I get rabies glass.

21:19 That rabies water.

21:21 Don't search that, guys.

21:22 [laughter]

21:23 People in the comments will.

21:25 All right, next question.

21:25 What element was discovered last?

21:30 You sure you don't want multiple choice?

21:31 No.

21:32 No.

21:32 No.

21:32 I don't.

21:32 Okay.

21:32 Franc.

21:35 No.

21:35 Gold?

21:35 No.

21:37 Platinum?

21:38 No.

21:40 Uh.

21:40 Uh, no.

21:40 Iron's been there.

21:41 Um,

21:43 zinc.

21:43 Zinc.

21:43 No.

21:44 Oh.

21:44 Should we get a letter?

21:45 You're never going to get this.

21:46 There's a reason why it's called the impossible quiz.

21:47 Should we get a letter?

21:49 First letter.

21:49 Yeah.

21:50 What's the next letter?

21:51 T.

21:52 Titanium.

21:53 No.

21:53 What's the next letter?

21:54 E.

21:55 Terrarium.

21:57 No.

21:56 Terrarium.

21:57 Um, do you give up?

21:58 Yeah.

21:59 There's [music] tennis.

21:59 I thought that was Danny Arens.

22:01 Isn't that meat?

22:01 It was a tennis sign, but it ends in E.

22:03 It's a tennis sign.

22:04 I think you know every you know everything you represent.

22:06 Yeah.

22:07 [laughter]

22:08 I'm against it.

22:09 Okay.

22:10 Well, you're against black people.

22:13 I'm against black people.

22:15 __] Whoa.

22:18 That was You're so cool, bro.

22:20 He should get point.

22:23 That's pretty cool.

22:24 That's actually cool.

22:28 Tell me that's not 10 time after months.

22:32 Are you autistic?

22:33 I disabled school.

22:34 Oh, we're not having this story again, are we?

22:36 Wait, what?

22:37 What's this?

22:38 What do you mean disabled school?

22:39 He's going to load blind school friends.

22:42 No, but I did.

22:43 But uh I used to I used to take a green

22:46 bus to school and it would drop me back home.

22:48 So, you know how like after school all the boys would

22:49 go like McDonald's and stuff and everyone would chill after school?

22:51 I wouldn't be able to cuz there was a green bus that would wait for me.

22:54 All right, next question.

22:55 What percentage of the human body is water?

22:59 99.

23:01 No.

23:02 95.

23:02 That was me.

23:03 I go on.

23:04 70.

23:05 No.

23:06 No.

23:06 95.

23:07 No.

23:07 90.

23:08 No.

23:09 __]

23:10 60.

23:10 Oh, correct.

23:10 Yeah.

23:12 Yeah.

23:13 Yeah.

23:13 I think 70 or 60.

23:14 Yeah.

23:14 I wonder that.

23:14 All right.

23:14 Next question.

23:15 Which planet [music] has the shortest day?

23:18 What is it?

23:18 Which planet has the shortest day?

23:20 Shout out to my brothers from Venus.

23:23 The shortest day probably Mercury.

23:25 No.

23:25 It's Neptune.

23:27 No.

23:28 Saturn.

23:28 No.

23:29 Saturn.

23:29 No.

23:29 Saturn.

23:31 Earth.

23:32 No.

23:34 Pluto.

23:34 No.

23:34 It's darkest.

23:34 Go on.

23:36 Uranus.

23:36 Yes.

23:36 No.

23:37 Pluto.

23:37 Mars.

23:38 No.

23:39 Mercury.

23:40 No.

23:39 The sun.

23:40 We've deliberately named.

23:41 No, you haven't.

23:41 Venus.

23:42 Uh, THE BLACK HOLE.

23:43 JUPITER.

23:43 CORRECT.

23:44 DID I SAY JUPITER?

23:45 YOU[ __] Did you?

23:46 No, I don't think so.

23:47 [laughter]

23:48 All right.

23:49 Next question.

23:50 What is the collective of noun for a group of crows?

23:54 Yeah, you got this.

23:54 Easy.

23:55 Go on.

23:55 No.

23:55 No.

23:55 Max.

23:56 Max.

23:56 Max.

23:57 A group of crows.

23:58 Yeah, you got it.

23:59 Come on.

24:00 Max, Max, kill it.

24:02 Kill it.

24:03 Equals.

24:03 No.

24:03 Max, kill it.

24:04 WHAT IS THE COLLECTIVE NOUN for a group of crows?

24:07 Yeah.

24:07 You kill it.

24:08 Okay.

24:08 Kill it.

24:08 Wait.

24:08 No.

24:08 Wait.

24:09 No.

24:09 No.

24:09 Let Let um Go on.

24:11 A group of crows.

24:12 Crows.

24:12 Why does it go crowds?

24:13 Crows.

24:13 Crows.

24:14 You know the black birds.

24:15 You see this answer?

24:17 Kill it.

24:18 Yeah.

24:19 Kill it.

24:19 Kill it.

24:21 Yeah.

24:21 Okay.

24:21 Kill it.

24:22 No.

24:22 He said kill it.

24:23 Be a shooter.

24:24 Wait.

24:24 What is it?

24:25 It's not kill it.

24:25 M charge.

24:26 What is it?

24:27 You kill it.

24:27 M charge.

24:29 No.

24:29 Murder.

24:29 I tried to.

24:30 I know.

24:30 He did actually.

24:31 He said m.

24:32 You said m charge.

24:33 I tried I tried to even help him.

24:35 Yeah.

24:35 M charge.

24:35 A murder.

24:36 Yeah.

24:36 Why is it called a murder?

24:37 A group of crows are called a murder.

24:38 Yeah.

24:39 Why?

24:38 Cuz they really like I mean a bunch of black things together.

24:40 It's a very I think the guy came up with it racist.

24:42 You know if you wrong one they they come back.

24:44 Is it?

24:45 Yeah.

24:44 Yeah.

24:44 I like that.

24:46 Never[ __] crow over.

24:46 Yeah.

24:46 There's one outside.

24:48 Don't[ __] with wasp either.

24:49 Wait, if you[ __] up with a crow or a wasp will I swear on.

24:53 A crow will bring the murder.

24:55 Yeah, crow will bring the murder.

24:57 Yeah.

24:57 Wait, really?

24:57 Yeah, bro.

24:58 You don't mess with crows.

24:59 I If you hit a wasp, they bring their whole gang.

25:01 I swear on.

25:02 But I've killed many wasps.

25:03 Yeah, that's cuz they couldn't go back and tell.

25:05 If you just clip them, they go back and tell them.

25:07 Oh, you didn't let the snitch leave.

25:08 How do you think How do you think they tell them for real?

25:10 They have their own language, don't they?

25:10 Wasps, they just vibrate.

25:12 So, wait, do animals speak a language that No, they speak English.

25:15 No, but they speak a language they understand.

25:17 So if I take to if a dog say wof woof woof to understand what they're saying

25:21 well it depends because they'll have different like accents.

25:23 No it's safe to say wof

25:26 like an English dog goes what does an English dog sound like?

25:28 Woof woof.

25:28 Yeah.

25:29 What does a Spanish dog sound like?

25:30 No it doesn't.

25:32 [laughter] Wait.

25:34 Did you say a wolf?

25:35 Woof.

25:35 A wolf.

25:36 Yeah.

25:38 That was a Japanese one.

25:40 [laughter] Woof.

25:42 When a dog says woof and the other dog says woof woof.

25:44 Even though it's saying the same thing,

25:45 how do they know what they're talking about?

25:46 Yeah.

25:46 And can a German shepherd talk to like a Labradoodle

25:48 or can a German sheep only talk to a German shepherd?

25:50 No, but I No, it's kind of like the same with like dolphins.

25:55 Yeah.

25:55 I feel like they It's more through sounds, isn't it?

25:58 I think the dogs like Alian and like

26:00 a retriever that's just like different races.

26:03 You know what I'm saying?

26:05 Do you reckon like they'll know each other?

26:07 They can talk to each other.

26:08 I think so.

26:09 Yeah.

26:09 I like to think so.

26:10 All right.

26:10 Next one.

26:10 Next question.

26:11 Which language has the largest vocabulary?

26:18 Uh, I'm going say I'm going [music] say treat.

26:21 No.

26:21 Mandarin.

26:22 You went with No.

26:26 English.

26:27 Correct.

26:27 You went with tree.

26:28 Yeah.

26:28 Tweet.

26:29 Got our name.

26:30 Are you Are you eating in the middle of filming?

26:32 [laughter] Are you eating sweets in the middle of you filming a video?

26:36 All right.

26:36 What is the rarest blood type?

26:40 AB positive.

26:43 No.

26:42 Oh, you guy.

26:43 I I go to the hospital.

26:44 Yeah.

26:44 You good?

26:45 You good?

26:45 Okay, [music] cool.

26:45 So, I'm going to say type um uh red blood cells.

26:50 I can't be asked.

26:52 Yes.

26:52 AB negative.

26:53 Correct.

26:53 That's what I'm going [laughter] to say next.

26:54 What's AB negative?

26:55 What's that?

26:56 All right.

26:57 How many bones are are babies born with approximately?

27:02 206.

27:01 No, that's a grown human adult.

27:03 No, but babies form bones.

27:08 57.

27:07 No.

27:08 [laughter]

27:11 170?

27:11 No.

27:12 200?

27:13 No.

27:13 And one?

27:14 No.

27:14 Two.

27:15 [laughter]

27:18 No.

27:18 Uh 96.

27:20 No.

27:23 Four.

27:22 No.

27:22 [laughter] What?

27:23 What?

27:24 What sponge is coming up?

27:25 It's a squish.

27:28 What?

27:28 20.

27:29 No.

27:29 All right.

27:29 You give up.

27:29 Yeah.

27:30 Give us a range.

27:31 Um, it's more than 200.

27:33 Is it?

27:35 Yeah.

27:37 225.

27:37 200.

27:37 205.

27:39 204.

27:40 No.

27:40 203.

27:40 207.

27:42 No.

27:42 202.

27:42 No.

27:42 No.

27:43 21.

27:44 206.

27:45 Higher.

27:46 250.

27:46 A bit higher.

27:49 255.

27:49 25.

27:49 250.

27:50 215.

27:50 26.

27:51 2017.

27:52 2018.

27:54 27.

27:54 276.

27:54 No.

27:55 257.

27:56 No.

27:57 256.

27:58 Higher.

27:58 26.

27:59 1,600.

28:00 261.

28:01 Higher.

28:02 258.

28:03 Higher.

28:03 272.

28:04 A bit lower.

28:05 271.

28:05 A bit lower.

28:07 270.

28:08 Come on.

28:08 You let me do all that work.

28:10 Yes.

28:10 You didn't know that?

28:11 Even I knew that like babies have more bones.

28:14 How?

28:14 Cuz they're smaller.

28:15 They don't have kneecaps.

28:16 Huh?

28:16 They don't have kneecaps.

28:17 Yeah, but they still have They don't even have that bit.

28:19 Yeah, but they still have more bones.

28:20 I don't look I don't know.

28:22 But I don't remember reading that.

28:23 Where'd they go?

28:23 Cuz I changed nappies and there's no there's no bones in there.

28:26 There's no bones in there.

28:27 So where the bones where the bones go?

28:29 The post code.

28:29 I don't I guess they like join with other bones and then become bigger.

28:33 Do you remember when you was born or not?

28:34 Do Yeah, I remember was the one.

28:35 Yeah.

28:35 Do you remember when you were a sperm cell?

28:36 No,

28:36 but I remember when I was like 5 years old, six.

28:38 Do you remember when you were a sperm cell?

28:40 No, I do.

28:41 [music] How did you win?

28:43 How did you win?

28:43 [laughter] Oh my god.

28:45 That is such a crazy fact to me.

28:48 The

28:48 fact that there's so much sperm and then only one

28:51 wins the [music] race and only one of them comes out.

28:53 So someone else could out.

28:55 So we're all winners.

28:56 Everyone here's a winner.

28:57 That's so crazy.

28:57 He's trying to get a oo.

29:00 Two more questions and we're done.

29:01 You're the best winner.

29:02 [laughter] Two more.

29:03 Why?

29:05 You're the best.

29:06 All right.

29:07 Uh, two more questions and then this udude is on the line.

29:09 How about this?

29:10 Whoever gets Whoever gets this one, right?

29:12 Yeah.

29:12 Who this question?

29:13 All right, cool.

29:13 Whoever get serious, whoever gets this one right wins.

29:16 All right, this is serious.

29:17 Lock in.

29:17 What is the only continent without reptiles?

29:20 That was Max.

29:20 I think

29:21 it was me.

29:22 Meet Ocean.

29:24 No,

29:24 that was me, man.

29:25 You're next.

29:26 Antarctica.

29:28 Correct.

29:28 __] You thought I was in it.

29:29 [laughter] You thought I was going to get it wrong.

29:32 I can tell.

29:33 feel as well.

29:36 It's actually let me spell this.

29:40 Antarctica is not actually a content speaking.

29:42 There's seven continents.

29:43 Yes.

29:43 Name them.

29:44 Okay, cool.

29:45 There's Europe, there's Africa, there's [music] Asia,

29:47 there's um Oceanana, Australia, sorry, whatever.

29:51 Um, what else?

29:53 Middle East.

29:53 No, that's not one.

29:55 What's the [laughter] left side of South America, North America?

29:59 And for[ __] sake, that's in the Middle East.

30:07 [laughter] All right, guys.

30:09 Hope you enjoyed.

30:10 This has been Simon, Max, and Darkest.

30:14 Bye.

30:16 [music] [music] Baby.

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