We Were Nominated | The Basement Yard #540

0:00 Welcome back to the B.

0:07 Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:09 How's it going?

0:11 Good.

0:11 Right.

0:11 You

0:13 better.

0:13 What?

0:13 Better.

0:14 Did you answer for me?

0:15 He said great.

0:17 Yeah, I guess I also said better than innocent.

0:19 than than good.

0:19 Yeah.

0:19 All right, dude.

0:20 Start again.

0:20 Start again.

0:21 Take and go.

0:22 How's it going, Frank?

0:25 All right, aunt.

0:28 Good.

0:27 I don't even What are we doing?

0:29 What's happening?

0:29 All right, let me start it.

0:31 We're done with the opening.

0:32 Oh, come on.

0:33 We got It's You're meant to

0:34 What's that hat, by the way?

0:36 Uh, this is a minor league team.

0:37 They're the hops.

0:39 Oh, that makes sense.

0:40 Yeah.

0:40 Isn't that cool?

0:40 That's a

0:41 That's kind of cool.

0:41 I like that.

0:42 Oh, they're they're so pumped right now.

0:43 They're getting free plugs.

0:45 Yeah.

0:45 Oh, how's your butcher going to feel about this?

0:46 Because you love promoting that.

0:48 You know what?

0:49 Listen, I I am I am

0:52 Wasn't the butcher shirt like it was like a bull with its balls out of what was?

0:56 Yeah, there were there were

0:57 big fat antsized balls.

0:59 No, not that big.

1:00 Yeah.

1:00 Yeah, nothing is

1:01 nothing.

1:02 Um

1:02 it I mean now is this I wear that pretty much exclusively to the gym.

1:06 Is that better or worse?

1:08 You're putting balls on your back in public.

1:10 So worse.

1:11 Is it on the front or the back?

1:12 It's on the back.

1:12 So the front is the front of the bowl and he's just like

1:14 Oh, the back is his ass

1:16 and the back is his balls.

1:17 Yeah, his ass and balls.

1:19 Yeah, I'd say that's pretty bad.

1:21 Really?

1:20 Feels like an indoor.

1:21 It feels like a at home shirt.

1:23 I feel like that's worse because I have young kids.

1:26 So, where am I going to wear this shirt if not

1:27 at the If I have a shirt that has balls on it, I'm wearing it somewhere.

1:32 We have a different opinion.

1:34 We have a different opinion.

1:36 Have you ever had like a

1:37 I'll do you one better.

1:37 Probably wouldn't wear it at home either.

1:39 Yeah, I that's what I just said because I have I don't So,

1:41 I pretty much don't wear it ever just on the show.

1:44 just well where else am I if if I'm going to express balls.

1:50 No, I I you know I said express and I

1:52 thought like what am I trying to express here?

1:53 If I'm going to get a shirt that has balls on it,

1:55 where else am I going to wear it?

1:56 But this comedy podcast where the people wash

1:58 they also they also don't see Frankie from the back too often on here.

2:02 That is fair.

2:02 Why'd you say it so sexually?

2:04 You don't see Frankie from the back.

2:07 Oh, this is a guy who's You're still you're

2:08 still in a heated rivalry the way he said that.

2:11 He's just like who do you think's got a better ass?

2:12 Me or Frank?

2:13 Come on now.

2:14 Come on.

2:15 Don't Don't Don't swing.

2:17 Don't.

2:18 It's probably Frankie.

2:19 Okay.

2:20 I'm Look, look, I'm just I'll let you be your person.

2:22 Make your decision.

2:23 It's probably Frankie.

2:24 All right.

2:24 Why are you saying probably stick be a man?

2:26 It's Frankie.

2:27 Thank you.

2:29 __] But why though?

2:32 Yeah.

2:32 Tell us why.

2:34 Uh

2:34 tell tell me something negative about my ass.

2:36 There's nothing negative about your ass.

2:37 His ass just a little more voluumptuous.

2:39 Okay.

2:39 Volumptuous.

2:40 His make it up word.

2:41 Yeah.

2:41 Volumptuous isn't a word, buddy.

2:43 Um, but what how would you describe my ass in like give me like two adjectives.

2:49 It's there.

2:51 Yeah.

2:51 Yeah.

2:51 Get him.

2:52 Get him.

2:53 What the[ __] You heard that[ __] right?

2:56 That was crazy.

2:56 He just body shamed his boss.

2:58 It's there, you know.

2:59 Yeah.

2:59 Where else would it be?

3:00 It can't be over there.

3:01 It's got to be here.

3:02 What happened to the respect that kids used to have for their employers?

3:06 What happened back in your day,

3:08 which I don't I think you and I agree that was the greatest generation,

3:11 which the second greatest.

3:13 The greatest was World War II.

3:16 Like, what are we talking about?

3:18 Which which part of World War II?

3:20 The generation of good people.

3:22 They call themselves the greatest generation.

3:24 Yeah.

3:24 They were self-pro programmed.

3:27 Yeah.

3:27 Into the greatest generation.

3:29 Yeah.

3:29 What

3:31 cocky[ __]

3:32 Yeah.

3:32 It's kind of crazy.

3:33 just being like, well, that was the greatest generation and it's just

3:36 was that after the um depression?

3:39 Yes, it was.

3:40 I mean, it's easy when you do contrast like that.

3:42 I mean, you can just look at pure numbers and see that like

3:45 I guess US got involved in 41 if we start getting into this stuff.

3:50 I think that was when Pearl Harbor was bombed.

3:52 So 41 and then 45 it was over.

3:56 So yeah, and then after that the boomers, that's the baby boomers.

4:00 That's what our parents' generation is because they

4:02 came home from war and guess what they did?

4:05 They[ __] got after it like rabbits.

4:08 Like absolute jack rabbits.

4:11 I mean these like Rosenoff and Hollander.

4:13 Bang.

4:14 Bringing it back.

4:15 Well, I'm trying to capitalize on this audience as much as I can.

4:17 Like clearly you keep bringing it up.

4:19 It's interesting.

4:20 And then you're asking Ant to rate your ass.

4:22 This is a weekly still.

4:23 This is a weekly.

4:24 Where do you think I

4:26 WE'RE GOING TO have to record THAT EPISODE ONE MORE time now.

4:28 This a weekly.

4:29 Everyone take it easy.

4:30 All right.

4:31 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.

4:34 YEAH.

4:33 UM, by the way, uh, I don't know if

4:35 we I don't know why I'm bringing this up now,

4:37 but yesterday I got the[ __] scared out of me because I

4:39 was like in my living room and I live on a high floor.

4:42 Not a flex, but just reality for me.

4:44 But definitely a flex, but also a flex.

4:47 Giant like movie style drone outside my window.

4:51 Scare the[ __] out of me.

4:52 I mean, that's illegal, brother.

4:53 It wasn't like right outside my window like it

4:55 was kind of like but it was mad big.

4:57 I thought it was an animal or I thought alien little ship.

5:00 I felt like you like you know in Jersey

5:02 remember when you guys had all the drones or whatever.

5:04 Oh, I didn't see any personally.

5:06 Oh, really?

5:07 No, I didn't see any which it was a year

5:09 ago and it feels like it was[ __] decades ago.

5:12 It does.

5:13 But like personally I didn't see any.

5:14 And you best believe that because I didn't see any I said everyone was lying.

5:18 Got it?

5:19 You know, and not with these eyes didn't[ __] happen.

5:21 Did you not get in your car and drive around and try?

5:23 So we did.

5:23 Becca and I did and she was just like, you know,

5:26 like she she she's she subscribes a little

5:29 more to like conspiracies and stuff like that.

5:31 It's like a clown.

5:32 What is that?

5:33 Yeah.

5:33 Well, there was No, there was one night where her and I

5:35 drove around and she was just like, "There it is.

5:37 Oh my god." You know,

5:38 like it was like she was excited and they're like, "Oh no." Like Yeah.

5:42 But

5:42 yeah, the drone scared the[ __] out of me.

5:44 Dude, that that is like legitimately creepy because windows, brother.

5:49 Yeah.

5:49 I mean, it wasn't like Look,

5:51 you have you don't have a terrorist, right?

5:53 No.

5:53 That'd be so cool up there.

5:54 It would be,

5:55 but so dangerous up there, bro.

5:57 It gets windy up there.

5:58 I can hear the wind against my windows.

5:59 I'm like, who the[ __] is out on their terrace right now?

6:02 Bro, you're once you buy like a home on like new 300 acres,

6:08 you're just going to be like, yo,

6:09 this is so much sicker than living[ __] 95 stories in the air.

6:13 I do like it.

6:13 I mean, I'm not on the 95th floor.

6:15 That's a little crazy.

6:16 93rd, whatever.

6:18 No, not going to say the number, but um uh No, but it like scared me.

6:22 Like it was probably like a good 200 yards away.

6:26 So it wasn't like at my window.

6:28 Was it like interacting with you?

6:30 Like were you like

6:31 No, it was like there.

6:32 I I think I took a video of it so you can see how far away it was.

6:36 But you saw it before you heard it.

6:38 Like you saw it?

6:39 I didn't hear it.

6:40 You didn't hear it?

6:43 Yeah.

6:42 So look, you see the size of this thing?

6:44 Like it was like a big one.

6:46 Yo,

6:46 how far away is that?

6:48 Um I zoomed it.

6:50 It was like there.

6:50 So, it was like kind of in front of the next building over,

6:54 but I was like, "What?

6:55 What's going on?"

6:56 Yo, that's scary because like it was there for a while.

6:58 What if you were naked?

7:01 I don't care.

7:03 I mean, if they were like spying on me.

7:05 I mean, who's to say they weren't?

7:07 Those drones have pretty good camera and and zooming capabilities, you know?

7:10 Maybe they were just like, "It's TMZ.

7:13 They're after you.

7:14 They Why are you talking about zoom?

7:17 What?

7:17 You trying to disrespect me or something?" I mean,

7:18 I'm just saying like sometimes you need a little

7:21 help in order to see something from a distance.

7:23 Like a like a like a I mean, you know, like a telescope.

7:27 The Hubble.

7:28 Now we're getting even further away.

7:29 I mean, I'm not saying the HUBBLE TELESCOPE.

7:31 YOU SHUT UP OVER THERE.

7:32 YOU SEE HOW you spoke to him?

7:34 First my ass, now my dick.

7:37 You're You're[ __] You're beating both those to shreds today.

7:40 Sorry.

7:41 Yeah,

7:42 it I think like that, you know, it would need just just to just just to make

7:46 the distinction if they can't zoom in on you,

7:49 then you're just white guy number 48 that they're spying on.

7:51 But then once they zoom in, you know,

7:54 as close as they could get and they go, that's Joe.

7:59 Hey buddy, I to your face, dude.

8:02 I've been I've been double body shamed and we are nine minutes into an episode.

8:08 Maybe eight minutes.

8:09 Let me just be very clear about something.

8:11 Shamed my body.

8:12 I am not shaming you in any cap.

8:14 I did I did this like looking at your face.

8:16 If you feel that me making that what a weasel you're weasling out your body,

8:22 then maybe you have something to be ashamed of.

8:23 Maybe you're projecting the shame that you have for your body upon me.

8:28 He did.

8:28 He straight up shamed you.

8:29 He's throwing you under the bus and he's weasling.

8:31 I don't want to be this guy, but you did just point at him to whatever.

8:35 Run it up to you.

8:37 How much dollars are we at?

8:38 You had 40 bucks.

8:39 That's not bad.

8:40 That's $40 I didn't have before.

8:44 That's how that works.

8:45 That's exactly how Wait, so so did you you didn't call?

8:48 Cuz brother, I would have been on the phone with the cops.

8:51 Calling Karen.

8:52 Cops.

8:52 What do you mean Karen?

8:53 You would call the cops?

8:55 This kid's Karen.

8:57 Karen?

8:58 Yeah, you are.

9:00 Karen?

8:59 YEAH.

8:59 YES.

9:00 REPORT VIEWER.

9:01 HOW THE[ __] ARE WE GETTING SOGGY?

9:04 YOU ORDER FOOD AT[ __] 40 MILES AWAY.

9:06 How are we getting to a place in society

9:09 where reporting a crime Put that[ __] PHONE DOWN.

9:11 PUT that[ __] phone down.

9:12 There's a couple of kids outside and they're making a racket.

9:15 THAT'S YOU.

9:16 NO, that's a difference between Excuse me, police.

9:19 Guess what?

9:20 There's a drone at my window and I'm[ __] 100 million feet in the air.

9:25 There's a difference.

9:26 Reporting that doesn't make me a Karen.

9:28 You're you know what you're doing?

9:29 You see what you're doing now?

9:31 You're Now you're Now you're ethically shaming me.

9:33 He's body shaming you.

9:34 So, you're ethically shaming me because I have standards.

9:37 You're creating terms.

9:38 Put the phone down.

9:39 Police.

9:39 Uh, someone is violating the airspace.

9:42 This is not allowed.

9:43 And I heard a firework back there.

9:45 Maybe we should put some kids in jail.

9:47 Bro, do you remember what happened in 2001?

9:51 What are you referring to?

9:53 We grew up in a time where it has been pushed upon us.

9:56 See something, say something.

9:58 That communal camaraderie in New York City

10:02 has potentially prevented numerous attacks from happening.

10:06 We don't know.

10:07 We don't see the numbers, but I respect that.

10:09 Seeing something, saying something did something.

10:11 They were probably filming a movie or something.

10:14 So then you should get your your paycheck.

10:17 I'm not I mean, if they were filming me,

10:19 maybe they were.

10:20 Well, that's what I'm saying.

10:20 How do you know they weren't?

10:22 I guess I'll I'll send them a cease and desist if I see the movie and I'm like,

10:25 "Hey, that's my ding-dong." Although I wasn't walking around my So what?

10:28 You're going to split the profits with if it's a a movie from a a Disney

10:33 because you're in the back just[ __] dick in the wind in your apartment.

10:38 Um, is that how that works?

10:40 You'll just send it like you get to split the profits.

10:42 Like now you and Disney make 50% of this of this movie.

10:48 50 is crazy, but I think that like if you're gonna use my Yang,

10:52 then I should get something for sure.

10:54 How much is your yang worth?

10:56 It really depends how close I got.

10:59 You know what I mean?

11:01 See, now you're doing it, dude.

11:02 No, I'm saying like if it's if it's that visible and I'm in a movie,

11:05 like if they can make out the scar tissue on there.

11:08 The scar tissue?

11:10 Wow.

11:10 What do you think has happened to my weird?

11:12 I don't know what happens.

11:14 Well, you clearly so ashamed.

11:16 I don't know if you take like a bamboo

11:17 stick and just[ __] whack at it or something.

11:19 A bamboo stick?

11:20 How?

11:20 How?

11:21 What?

11:21 You How did you grow up masturbating?

11:23 I

11:24 bamboo stick.

11:25 What am I a panda?

11:26 I am saying that you are clearly projecting

11:27 the shame that you have for your indiscriminately sized wiener.

11:33 I also was not walking around naked in my living room.

11:36 I don't do that.

11:37 Do you guys walk around?

11:38 Well, you don't walk around naked.

11:39 You hate being naked.

11:40 Is that I I do hate being naked, but I got a house,

11:44 so I I I I use like I explore the space naked sometimes.

11:48 Not a lot.

11:50 Your bedroom?

11:51 Yes.

11:51 Yeah.

11:51 Do you walk around naked?

11:52 I'm pretty much always in my underwear.

11:54 I can't really be naked because I got

11:55 other people in the house that just barge in.

11:56 You're always in your underwear

11:58 pretty much.

11:58 That's all of us.

11:59 Oh, just underwear.

12:01 Yeah.

12:01 Do you walk around barefoot or you leave your socks on?

12:03 I leave my socks on for everything.

12:06 For everything is so throw that in there.

12:09 We know what you're talking about.

12:10 You referenced.

12:11 Wait, you sleep in your socks?

12:13 Yeah, I sleep in my socks, too.

12:14 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

12:14 WE'RE TOGETHER.

12:15 WE'RE TOGETHER.

12:16 You guys sleep in your socks?

12:17 Double sock sleeps.

12:19 Yeah.

12:19 Yo, what are we doing?

12:19 You guys don't get overheated.

12:21 No, actually, if anything,

12:22 I feel it regulates my temperature better because if they're off,

12:25 I'm more likely to get cold than if they're on being more likely to get hot.

12:30 Forget regulated.

12:30 You guys should be medicated to psych war.

12:33 I don't I actually I have heard that it is

12:35 like conducive to sleeping better wearing socks because like I said,

12:39 it regulates your temperature when you sleep.

12:41 I also live with Oh my god.

12:43 I love so much.

12:44 Oh my god.

12:44 Oh my god.

12:44 Oh my god.

12:45 She likes the room cold and Oh, so your feet get

12:49 I mean it could be I get a little I mean I'm

12:51 I'm a heat rock but like yes it could get a little

12:53 You rather it be hot.

12:55 I would rather be hot than cold.

12:59 No, but you could always be more hot.

13:00 Like you can't like you could put on blankets.

13:02 You can't You know what I'm saying?

13:03 Yeah.

13:04 No, but then I can just put on clothes.

13:06 But if you're too hot But if you're too hot, you can't take off more skin.

13:09 You can't take off skin.

13:10 You can't take off more.

13:11 Yeah.

13:11 I mean, if I'm too hot, then I just take off the clothing I'm wearing.

13:14 Yeah.

13:14 But what?

13:14 But what if it's it's continuously getting hot?

13:16 Now what?

13:17 Well, then then there's a fire in the house

13:19 because we have we have a working air conditioning unit.

13:22 I love sleeping in a cold room.

13:24 If it was snowing, I'd prefer that.

13:26 I mean, that's crazy.

13:27 We know someone that is like that.

13:29 Like legitimately like Espo's place.

13:32 I remember his bedrooms.

13:34 Yo, not even kidding.

13:38 50°.

13:37 Espo's parents, the fact that their energy bill is not through the[ __] roof.

13:41 Forget about the energy bill.

13:42 How are they alive?

13:44 How are they surviving in that house?

13:46 Well, there's got to be some science at on 13.

13:49 There's got to be some science behind A lot has

13:51 come out about people doing cold plunges and stuff like that.

13:54 Yeah.

13:54 I I mean being in their house is a cold plunge.

13:57 The closest thing to a cold plunge that I've

13:58 their cottage or whatever we're calling it.

14:01 And I would come in from jumping in the lake and then I get inside and be like,

14:04 I have literally instant hypothermia in this house.

14:08 It gets cold.

14:08 It gets cold.

14:09 Maybe a colder maybe colder conditions are better on the skin.

14:13 I don't know.

14:14 Yeah, that's I think it keeps your skin tight.

14:15 It keeps it tight and hydrated because Well, maybe it dries it out.

14:20 I'm not sure, but I'm saying that there's possibly some science.

14:22 Someone could tell us.

14:23 Do you have a face routine?

14:26 Like what's that called?

14:26 The hell was that?

14:27 Not a face.

14:29 Skincare routine.

14:30 You got a face?

14:31 I I don't have a routine.

14:32 I have been provided some products by some lovely companies

14:35 that every now and then I'll I'll be like, you know.

14:39 Oh, but you don't do it every single night.

14:40 No, no, no.

14:41 Do you?

14:43 Sometimes.

14:43 So, same answer as me.

14:44 Yeah.

14:45 What do you What do you got?

14:46 No, I I from the PO box a few times.

14:49 I've gotten like a bunch of skin care stuff

14:51 like face masks and like the under eye pasties thing.

14:55 Oh.

14:54 Oh, you get like the you know, you put them on.

14:57 I'll be honest, I I actually pretty much like never

14:59 use the face stuff now that I think about it.

15:01 It's more of the hand stuff.

15:02 I'm more worried about my hands being dry.

15:04 You are big on your hands.

15:06 I am.

15:06 You lick them like a cat.

15:07 We've gone over that.

15:08 We don't have to.

15:09 I know.

15:10 But I just I I I I don't like use much of the face stuff.

15:16 Really?

15:15 I use a I use a a moisturizer.

15:18 There's some stuff that I have that I used to use a lot,

15:20 but I stopped using it because I don't know if you guys noticed back there.

15:23 I mean, I did talk about on the show,

15:25 but my eye was[ __] up for like a month because I got some cream in it

15:28 and then I got like a little thing and it

15:30 took forever to clear up and I needed steroids.

15:33 Um, but uh also my dog had something wrong with his eye also.

15:38 He needed steroids.

15:40 Twins.

15:40 Why are you guys smiling?

15:42 It's him, not me.

15:43 WHAT DID I DO?

15:44 Why are you laughing?

15:45 Cuz I said steroids.

15:46 No.

15:46 Yeah, that's why I'm laughing.

15:47 I'm not laughing at all.

15:48 I'm just I'm listening.

15:49 I I appreciate that.

15:51 You looked at him like, "Wait till I say something.

15:53 I'm a little sneaky little." No, no.

15:56 I'm just You You expressed that you had something get

15:58 in your eye and it[ __] it up and you needed medication.

16:02 Oh, I see.

16:03 I see.

16:05 I see what's going on now.

16:07 And you're laughing.

16:09 Strike three for you, buddy.

16:11 I'm telling your dad literally in person the next time I see him,

16:14 which will be in a year, I think.

16:15 But I'm I'm going to tell him.

16:17 No, less couple months maybe.

16:20 We don't know.

16:21 No.

16:21 Yeah,

16:22 it's

16:22 I don't even know what he meant by that.

16:23 That's another point.

16:24 Unfortunately,

16:25 uh it's another point.

16:27 Yo, you the the ice that you're on is literally

16:30 I think this episode is just dedicated to rage baiting Joey.

16:35 We're just getting him at

16:36 I can't even talk about using eye cream without YOU BEING LIKE, "OH, YEAH.

16:39 I didn't I looked over.

16:40 IS IT EYE CREAM OR A GU?" I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

16:43 I DID not say that.

16:45 You're insinuating.

16:45 You're projecting your insecurities about your sexuality UPON ME.

16:49 STOP USING therapy speak.

16:51 I am not.

16:51 I I am affronted.

16:55 I have been sitting here trying to establish decorum and speak

16:58 with a plum on this episode and you're sitting here,

17:01 you know, doing all this.

17:03 That's another one.

17:04 I'm going to come over there and snap the computer in half.

17:07 I looked over at Ant and I saw him going like this.

17:10 That's what he did.

17:11 That's what HE DID.

17:12 NO, THAT'S something you do.

17:14 NO, IT IS NOT.

17:14 That's another one.

17:15 Josh, show the clip.

17:17 It's a lot of pointing.

17:18 Let me find out that you did that.

17:19 That's another one.

17:22 I'm a prisoner in my own studio.

17:23 This place sucks.

17:24 I hate this place.

17:27 I I I looked over at him and my laughing

17:30 was more of a sense of that's inappropriate.

17:32 Be respectful.

17:33 Than it was like, yeah, he maybe did get a load in his eye.

17:40 Shut up.

17:41 And you shut up.

17:42 And I'm pointing AT BOTH OF YOU.

17:44 MARK IT DOWN.

17:45 I DON'T CARE.

17:46 UM, what else do we have to talk about?

17:48 I don't know.

17:49 Well, I don't I don't know if this will upset you or not,

17:50 but uh, one of the Sagato Studios videos, we lost some monetization.

17:54 Well, actually, we're giving it to somebody else right now.

17:57 Oh, what does that even begin to mean?

17:59 Also, why are we talking about this on the podcast?

18:02 Oh, I was going to explain that the reason

18:05 is because you guys sung Backstreet Boys so well that

18:12 it was flagged.

18:12 Wait, when did we sing Backstreet Boys?

18:15 In the Misheard uh music video when you were singing in Simish.

18:19 Oh, when we were like What is that word?

18:21 Tell me by simish.

18:23 Yeah, it's the language from the Sims.

18:24 Oh, bro, I thought that was like a

18:26 You ever played the Sims?

18:27 Like you were singing in simish.

18:28 I thought that was like a word.

18:29 Bro, I used to play the Sims.

18:30 I'd love

18:31 I've never played the Sims, but you can like build a house and people die

18:33 and then like Yeah, you like don't put a door

18:35 in a room and then they sit there, they cry, they die.

18:37 I've seen people like put their dogs in a fire.

18:39 I'm like, what is this game?

18:40 Yeah.

18:40 I mean, that's the that's the bad parts

18:41 of life that you don't want to interact with.

18:43 Don't love that.

18:43 Wait, what?

18:44 So, wait, we're giving money to the Backre Boys?

18:46 So, the Backry Boys flagged you for singing their song in Simish.

18:48 Shut the[ __] up.

18:49 I swear to God.

18:50 Wait, we sing it in a in a madeup language and then

18:52 we got flagged and we have to give them the money.

18:54 First of all,

18:55 what's going on?

18:55 One speaks of how good we are at doing things.

18:59 Singing that song.

19:00 Not just singing.

19:01 You put like a music in the background.

19:02 I did not.

19:02 It was all you.

19:03 They flagged it.

19:04 What is I I mean this might be the pipeline that we get to the Backstreet Boys.

19:10 I'll tell you what, if we do get to the Backstreet Boys,

19:13 I'm showing up with a big document and an invoice being like, "Pay me it back.

19:18 They're at residency at Vegas at the Sphere.

19:21 They can give me the money back."

19:22 Yeah, they could afford to give us.

19:24 So, but we we would have to go in and inflate

19:26 the numbers on the video and just be like,

19:28 "Yo, this video was supposed to have

19:29 made supposed to have made like $20 million,

19:34 $150 million, you know, like." So, just give us You know what?

19:37 Just give us a third.

19:38 That's what you ask for.

19:39 Give us Let them Let them believe that they're getting a deal.

19:42 Yeah.

19:43 Yeah.

19:43 You know, the art you do it.

19:44 The You're still reading The Art of the Deal, right?

19:47 I don't even know what that is.

19:48 You were just telling me it's your favorite book.

19:50 I don't know what that is.

19:51 Oh, well, I'm reading a book about mushrooms.

19:53 Actually, I've switched.

19:56 I put the mushroom book down and now I'm reading a book about, you guessed it,

20:01 childhood trauma.

20:03 So, in the episode where you So,

20:05 in the episode where you project your discomfort with your tiny penis,

20:10 you tell us that you're reading a book on childhood trauma

20:14 and then you had previously been reading a book about a mushroom.

20:20 Let's unpack that.

20:23 thinner ice than him.

20:24 Actually, that's not true at all.

20:26 What am I saying?

20:27 Don't even say yes.

20:28 Wait, hold on.

20:28 So, the Backstreet Boys are getting some of our money.

20:33 Yes.

20:32 So, in addition to not only supporting them

20:34 by literally being drug mules for their[ __] music now.

20:39 They want to take us They want to bend Joey over.

20:41 Wait, are you Wait, are we Are you What are you saying?

20:44 We sing their music all the time.

20:45 No, no, no.

20:46 What is the drug mules thing?

20:47 I don't know.

20:48 Or like we're mules for them, basically.

20:50 Oh, you know what?

20:52 So now what they're doing is they're bending Joey over

20:54 and taking his car cold hard earned cash from him.

20:59 First of all, we'll take free tickets to a show that I'm on board for.

21:06 If we get to come to the sphere and sit in any seat we want.

21:10 But not even just that, like if you're gonna if we basically

21:14 we want TO SING THE SONG

21:15 BASICALLY.

21:15 NOW WE'RE TALKING.

21:16 THANK YOU.

21:17 GET US UP.

21:17 AND they're just like, "Yeah, JC." NOPE.

21:20 NOPE.

21:20 WRONG BAND.

21:21 I GOT IT.

21:21 I GOT IT.

21:22 I GOT IT.

21:22 I GOT IT.

21:22 OKAY.

21:23 I GOT IT.

21:23 KEVIN.

21:24 YEAH.

21:24 AJ.

21:25 YEAH.

21:25 BRIAN.

21:26 YEAH.

21:26 HOWIE.

21:27 WHAT?

21:28 NICK.

21:29 YEAH.

21:29 Like you saw what we can do, right?

21:31 And we did it so well that we're we're we're paying you.

21:35 We're basically literally you've put people on stage for free.

21:39 I assume.

21:40 Yeah.

21:40 You pull a fan up and be like, "Hey, sing the song Rusty." Yeah.

21:43 Exactly.

21:44 Eddie sucks.

21:45 Yeah.

21:45 And then like you're like, "All right, sit down." Yeah.

21:47 All right.

21:47 Okay.

21:47 You know, but like we have literally paid into this opportunity.

21:52 Let us get our money's worth.

21:54 Yeah.

21:54 You know, just go up there and you guys could do your whole thing.

21:56 Like I've seen that there's like videos of you

21:58 guys going through like the Matrix and[ __] like that.

22:01 That's all.

22:01 You're a boy band.

22:02 I'm going to need to be harnessed to the floor if we're going to do that.

22:05 Also, watch this.

22:09 We'll work on it.

22:10 We'll work on it for sure.

22:16 Yeah.

22:16 Um, we'll work on it.

22:19 That's a different band.

22:21 That No, it isn't.

22:21 That's also No, no, that's Marionette.

22:23 That's in sync.

22:24 Yeah, that was That was That was in sync.

22:26 That was

22:27 No, but like I go look at the the uh uh Everybody Backstreet's Back.

22:32 Go look at the music video.

22:33 I guess everyone was doing that.

22:34 Pull up the[ __] music video.

22:36 Don't show it on here cuz they already taken enough of our money.

22:38 We can't I'm not I'm I'm afraid of saying now, but if you see I believe it's AJ.

22:43 He goes in the video and he's just like,

22:45 "Oh my god, we're back again." Like it's Oh, because he's the mummy.

22:49 Cuz he's the mummy, dude.

22:50 It was a great Halloween music video.

22:51 Oh no.

22:52 I think he was the Phantom of the Opera.

22:53 Oh, that might be true.

22:54 That might be it.

22:57 Regardless, if you're going to take the money,

22:59 we want to sing the song on stage.

23:01 Not the whole song.

23:02 Just only get a couple notes in.

23:04 Also, like I think we are both coordinated.

23:07 I think that we both have I'm starting to get nervous though.

23:11 combined fair amounts of cardiovascular health.

23:17 Frank, we could Yeah.

23:18 learn choreography.

23:19 And I'm not talking for like a whole song.

23:21 I'm not even talking for half a song.

23:23 Give us this.

23:24 Give us this.

23:27 That's all we need.

23:28 That last clap.

23:29 Holy[ __] That ring my ears.

23:30 Yeah.

23:30 I can heard it.

23:30 I heard it bounce against the back wall.

23:33 We don't need much.

23:34 We're simple.

23:35 We're Backstreet Boy fans.

23:38 Yeah.

23:37 You know, we're boys.

23:39 We're we're back street boys.

23:41 If anything, WE'RE MORE FROM THE BACK street than you.

23:43 We're basement.

23:44 Back street boys.

23:45 The basement boys.

23:48 I'm sure that everyone in your crowd would be confused.

23:52 And that's okay because our fans would like it.

23:55 No press is bad press.

23:58 No press, who are these idiots?

24:00 No press is bad press, especially in today's world.

24:03 Let's be honest.

24:04 Okay.

24:05 So, what they could do is they could just be like,

24:07 "The Backstreet Boys bought up who?"

24:11 Yeah.

24:10 And then TMZ gets it along with your pictures

24:13 from the drone and they run away with it.

24:16 I will say it is obvious that we would

24:18 be getting more out of this than you guys,

24:20 but I think you need to be okay with that.

24:24 Also,

24:24 they already stole our money.

24:26 They've taken our money.

24:27 Yeah.

24:27 If anything, also

24:30 Backstreet Boys, you should be in a part

24:33 of your life where you're being generous with your time.

24:39 Like, you should be spotlighting young creators.

24:47 Oh, you know what?

24:48 I just thought about this.

24:49 Maybe it's not them and it's the label, the evil label.

24:53 But here's the thing.

24:54 That is what's happening.

24:56 and they're gonna see this, but like oh my god,

24:59 like I didn't even know that was happening.

25:01 I don't think he talks like that anymore.

25:03 I think he does.

25:04 He may.

25:04 I think he does.

25:05 Can we cross reference my Nick Carter impression?

25:08 Who's your favorite Backstreet Boy?

25:10 I mean, I was pretty cool with AJ.

25:12 Dude is sick.

25:12 Had a couple earrings, which I thought was cool.

25:15 I was a Brian guy.

25:16 Brian, you kind of looked like Brian.

25:17 I remember.

25:18 That's why I liked him.

25:18 I was like, I didn't dislike any of them.

25:21 Howie, but like I just

25:25 I just What?

25:28 I just think that I'm kidding.

25:32 I love everyone.

25:33 All of the boys from the Backstreet have my approval, right?

25:37 They're I mean they're legends.

25:40 Legitimately legitimately legend.

25:41 Like not a joke.

25:43 They are legitimately legend.

25:44 I will say we're like joking around here,

25:46 but if this did spiral out of control, I'd be mad nervous, brother.

25:51 Also, I'm not doing this just so if you

25:53 guys are watching this and you're even considering this.

25:55 They're sitting around watching to get you know how

25:56 the boys like they do like the B boys.

25:58 They're also sitting on bleachers in like a studio for some reason.

26:01 You know what I mean?

26:02 Like, oh my god, this is so fun.

26:04 And then Nick's got his foot up against a like a basketball.

26:06 Yes.

26:07 Um if

26:08 and then Kevin's in the back and you think he's just sitting down,

26:11 but he's really tall.

26:12 He's really tall.

26:17 Yeah.

26:17 Um, if you guys are watching this and you

26:19 do want to bring us on stage and be like, "Oh, it' be a really funny moment.

26:22 You guys, you know, could sing the song." I'm not doing it with a handheld mic.

26:26 I need this.

26:27 You need this.

26:28 You need that.

26:29 And I need sunglasses that don't that are one glass.

26:34 One glass.

26:35 You need the this mic.

26:36 Yeah.

26:37 You know,

26:38 we need PUFFER VESTS AND BAGGY PANTS.

26:42 BAGGY PANTS.

26:43 Baggy pants.

26:44 I'm talking I'm even going like what kind of shoe wear are we wearing?

26:47 We need some like mid9s lugs.

26:50 That's what I'm talking about.

26:52 Because Timberland's people have stolen Timberland culture from New York.

26:55 Don't get me started on that.

26:58 Lugs.

26:59 Give respect to something with a[ __] buckle.

27:01 Something that if I use during kickball it would be a cheat code.

27:05 Yeah.

27:05 You know what I'm saying?

27:06 Like they wouldn't allow it in a league.

27:07 In a professional league.

27:08 It could even just be big sneakers.

27:12 Yeah.

27:11 And like very very minimal.

27:17 Yeah.

27:16 You can just give us a high five.

27:19 You know what was

27:23 what?

27:22 The way you gave yourself a high five.

27:25 Yeah.

27:25 Um I'll also just go to a show too though.

27:28 But I but I'd like to be in it.

27:29 I'd like to sing a note.

27:31 I would like or you know what?

27:32 Bare minimum acknowledge us.

27:34 Bro, first of all,

27:37 obviously this is hilarious,

27:38 but we're gonna shoot a shot on a podcast now.

27:41 Our lives have gotten kind of out

27:42 of control and this feels a little bit possible,

27:44 so I'm gonna say it.

27:45 Listen, you know, Frank, hold on.

27:47 Just for one second, just think.

27:49 Can you imagine that that happened if they were like, "Come on stage with us

27:54 and we sang a song with the Backstreet Boys." First of all,

27:57 that's not happening.

27:58 What?

27:58 Second of all, if it did happen though, that's better than MSG.

28:03 I was I'm glad you said it.

28:04 Way better than I'm glad you said it.

28:06 That's way better.

28:07 I mean, yo, I was on stage with the[ __] Backstreet Boy.

28:10 I mean, we were on the[ __] are you tell Reel it back.

28:12 Reel it back.

28:13 You were on stage with Frank Alvarez at Madison Square Garden.

28:16 That's pretty[ __] great, too.

28:18 Yeah, I almost said it.

28:18 I almost let the B- word go.

28:21 Oh.

28:21 Oh, you were going to call me a babe.

28:22 Oh, boy.

28:23 Was I Yeah, that would be up there.

28:26 That'd be up there.

28:26 And like again, my sister would kill me.

28:29 Oh my god.

28:29 My sister would bring her[ __] Dolphin starter

28:32 jacket out of retirement that she bought just

28:34 because she wanted to impress Nick Carter at TRL

28:36 and she would punch me in the mouth.

28:38 That's a real story.

28:40 My sister became a Dolphins fan cuz she

28:43 heard that[ __] Nick Carter was a Dolphins fan.

28:45 So she My parents bought her a Miami Dolphins starter jacket in the 90s.

28:50 That's probably fire.

28:52 Yeah.

28:53 You ever seen a starter jacket and said,

28:54 "Ew, that's ugly." They're all They're the best.

28:56 Yeah.

28:57 every single design.

28:59 Let's shoot another shot.

29:00 Hey, starter.

29:02 You know me.

29:02 I'm[ __] there, baby.

29:04 I'm ready to go.

29:05 Squeeze out of this show.

29:06 I mean, listen.

29:08 Also, yeah, we've p we've made our pitch to the Backstreet Boys.

29:14 Yeah.

29:14 If they don't do it in sync,

29:15 this is the perfect time to swoop in and get some good press.

29:18 Not on the same episode.

29:19 I mean, no.

29:19 Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

29:21 We can reignite the boy Ben war.

29:24 We can bring back the TripleB, baby.

29:27 2026, the reemerging of TripleB boy band beef.

29:32 All right, everyone talked about Drake vers Kendrick.

29:34 Drake vers Kendrick.

29:35 Drake versus Kendrick.

29:37 Let's bring back and spark the fire and flames of Insync versus Backstreet Boys.

29:44 And they are fighting over us.

29:47 Take it easy, boys.

29:48 We've officially gotten ahead of ourselves.

29:50 We have.

29:51 Yeah.

29:51 I just think that there's cuz like what if in sync our fans are so supportive.

29:56 Yeah.

29:56 Thank you guys so much.

29:57 Yeah.

29:58 And what if they rally behind us

29:59 and they start tagging the Backstreet Boys, which

30:04 Maya Maya, what if what if like everyone cut a what if everyone cut a clip of us

30:11 something?

30:10 Just like what if someone what if we

30:13 what if someone used their hard skills and and valued time

30:17 to find all the clips of us singing about the Backstreet Boys

30:21 and they make a[ __] clip that goes mega viral?

30:23 What if people worked really hard to help us too?

30:27 who are already spoiled get more out of this.

30:31 What if that happened?

30:33 I mean, if their life is not to help us, then what?

30:37 Where are you going?

30:38 Why be a fan?

30:39 Be a better fan.

30:41 Do what we want you to do, not what you want to do.

30:43 I feel like one of those like preachers now.

30:45 Lock the door.

30:45 I need to collect $100,000.

30:47 Oh, yeah.

30:48 Yeah.

30:48 Yeah.

30:48 Yeah.

30:48 Those[ __] mega church pastors that are just like,

30:51 I need a new G6 in order to spread the word of God.

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33:22 Yes.

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35:25 Last pitch I'm going to say about this.

35:28 That's not a saying at all.

35:29 But last thing I'm going to say about this

35:31 about the Backstreet Boys.

35:32 We have made our plea and made our case of the Backstreet Boys.

35:35 The balls are in their court.

35:37 You It's not just one ball now.

35:39 There's five of them.

35:40 So, you need multiple balls for them.

35:43 If they chose not to do it, it's okay.

35:46 Also, other boy bands.

35:49 I'm not a I I think I can speak for both of us.

35:51 We're not opposed.

35:54 in sync.

35:55 I mean, listen, sounds like Justin Timberlake could use some good press.

36:02 Maybe maybe we can help.

36:04 Don't ruin this.

36:05 I'm not ruining anything.

36:06 I'm just You're already bringing up other options.

36:07 We have one goal.

36:09 We have one goal, but that doesn't mean that we can't be bought.

36:17 Yeah, we're we're paying.

36:18 I know.

36:19 We can't be purchased.

36:22 I'm just I've said what I had to say.

36:24 Yeah.

36:25 And I think, you know,

36:27 I think I could speak for anyone would be lucky to have us.

36:31 I agree.

36:32 I don't know.

36:32 I don't know.

36:32 I mean, I might throw up on that stage to be honest.

36:36 It looks It looks like it would get me dizzy.

36:38 I mean, if I looked back and I saw like,

36:41 you know, like

36:42 like, "Oh my god, we're flying through a black hole.

36:44 I'm going to throw up on the stage." Yeah.

36:45 That would be that would be tough.

36:46 Especially like everybody Yeah.

36:50 Yeah.

36:50 Yeah.

36:50 Yeah.

36:50 some of those rooms like I remember when we were on like first time

36:53 on stage first time back you hear that first time we were on stage at Radio

36:57 City I I remember standing on that stage and just seeing the curvature

37:01 of the room and just be like whoa I'm this is I'm feeling a little dizzy

37:06 really

37:06 yeah a little bit you know it could have been also in addition to the weight

37:09 of the moment for our first time of two

37:10 nights on stage at sold out radio city and uh

37:15 right it it was it was intense so like I can imagine

37:16 getting on there and just be like this is also intense

37:19 yeah that would be a crazy on.

37:20 I don't know.

37:21 But they've done like stadiums.

37:22 So like

37:25 balls are in your court.

37:26 If you're if you're getting one song to do with them

37:30 and they're saying you can hop on one song.

37:32 Here's our set list.

37:34 Which one is like that one right there?

37:36 That one.

37:37 I think everybody I I do want to do the dance or I

37:42 at least want to do the part where they just go everybody.

37:46 You know what?

37:48 There's a part of the song where it's like uh oh at the end like

37:54 yeah I wanna or or that part

37:57 you throw your hands up in the air wave around like a just don't care.

38:04 That was pretty good.

38:06 Be careful how good it gets.

38:07 Oh yeah.

38:08 Now we're going to if we if they take money from us in two videos.

38:12 I'll tell you what.

38:12 Now, we have to upload this early and make sure it doesn't get

38:16 We have to make sure this doesn't get

38:17 that much.

38:18 That much?

38:19 I don't know anymore.

38:20 The rules are so crazy with YouTube.

38:23 Dude, call up the CEO of YouTube.

38:25 Just be like, "What are you doing?" Yeah.

38:27 What are you doing here?

38:29 What should I say?

38:32 I'm I'm going to the office.

38:34 No.

38:34 Well, yeah.

38:34 I guess I said you'd call him.

38:35 So, like

38:36 Oh, him.

38:38 Yeah.

38:38 You know what?

38:38 Oops.

38:40 Him or her.

38:41 Women can't be CEOs.

38:42 No, they can be and should be.

38:44 I believe that the CEO of YouTube is woman if I'm not mistaken.

38:50 Cancel him.

38:52 Of all the things you're GOING TO LOOK UP NOW TO MAKE ME LOOK like an[ __]

38:55 I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure she's a I am a victim of a patriarchal society.

39:01 Yeah,

39:01 I'm a victim here.

39:02 That's a good narrative.

39:03 That's a good way to spin it.

39:04 You like that?

39:05 I've done something wrong, but it's because the world

39:08 the world made me into the monster that I am.

39:10 Okay.

39:11 Oh, it's it's a IT'S A MAN NOW.

39:13 AH, SO SHE WAS FIRED FOR A MAN.

39:15 EVEN WORSE.

39:15 UH, she stepped down.

39:17 Stepping down is great.

39:18 The the her own accord.

39:20 We love that autonomy and that choice.

39:23 That's how you girl boss.

39:24 Even if you're stepping down from being the boss, still girl boss.

39:26 She's still she Well, CEO of YouTube is now Neil.

39:32 Neil back.

39:33 Your dad is the CEO of YouTube.

39:35 Neil what?

39:36 Neil Mohan.

39:38 Neil Mohan.

39:39 I think I got it.

39:40 Spell it.

39:41 M O H A N.

39:42 That was how I thought it was going to be spelled.

39:44 Yeah.

39:44 I mean,

39:45 Susan.

39:46 Susan, step down.

39:50 Susan, there's better names.

39:52 Yeah.

39:52 Well,

39:55 such a bad idea.

39:56 This is This is going to This is If anything,

39:59 now YouTube has like a double reason to[ __] hit us, you know?

40:02 We buried it.

40:02 We're 40 minutes into an episode.

40:04 They'll never see this.

40:04 Neil is going to be Neil's going to be like

40:07 Neil just searches Neil Neil searches his name in all videos that have

40:12 been uploaded and he just scrubs through them

40:14 and he's going to see your pretty grin and be

40:16 like I'm not going to do anything and he's

40:17 going to see my[ __] ugly mug and he's

40:19 going to be like now I got to do something.

40:20 What is this?

40:21 You always do this thing where you're like this big ogre who's disgusting.

40:26 It's ridiculous.

40:28 You act like you're dis like oh me.

40:30 I'm just so I'm like like I got pimples and I I'm like disgusting and I stink.

40:35 Like that's how you you talk.

40:38 It's ridiculous.

40:39 It's ridiculous.

40:40 First of all,

40:40 you're a good-looking guy.

40:42 First of all, let's start here.

40:44 Who is to say that your beauty standards are pimpley is bad.

40:50 Get him people that suffer from acne.

40:54 Two, there is only one instance in popular media

40:59 where we can point to an ogre, and that's Shrek.

41:01 And Shrek is a corner of the internet[ __] daddy.

41:04 What port what point are you making?

41:06 I'm saying that you always talk about your your appearance negatively.

41:09 No, I think I'm a relatively good-looking person.

41:11 Except if we talk about your ass, then you go crazy.

41:14 See, why do you What a loaded episode we have.

41:16 Your ass makes him make up words.

41:18 Don't push us.

41:19 Like, look at this guy.

41:20 What?

41:20 What?

41:21 What?

41:21 Like, what is going on in this episode?

41:23 What?

41:24 First, you're clearly feeling away about how you look in the mirror.

41:28 First, what?

41:31 We started there.

41:32 No, what we started with was a double body shame.

41:36 It was a singular body shame.

41:38 It was not even a I mean, you guys fully shamed him.

41:42 You guys d dog dogpiled me.

41:43 You talked about my butt and then you talked

41:45 about something else that I can't remember at the moment,

41:47 but I will watch the tape.

41:48 I think it was your tiny His words.

41:51 Well, that's what you brought up.

41:52 His words.

41:52 his words.

41:53 There was a lot of insinuating.

41:54 Then you brought up uh uh the eye cream, if you will.

42:00 I laughed at Aunt because I looked over at Ant and he went like this.

42:03 This is that's what he did.

42:05 And let's be careful because Neil's watching

42:07 and we don't know what's going to happen.

42:09 And the Backstreet Boys.

42:11 Yeah.

42:11 I mean, this could be one of the most like like celebrity viewed episodes

42:17 because

42:17 the Backstreet Boys, there's five of them.

42:18 You think of the the staying power of each

42:20 of the individual boys of the Backstreet Boys.

42:23 Then you add Neil in there.

42:24 Neil's got Neil,

42:25 the biggest media platform on the planet basically.

42:29 Yeah.

42:30 Which

42:30 I think is doing a great job.

42:32 We're cool.

42:33 We're cool, dude.

42:34 We're cool, Neil.

42:34 We're We're so cool.

42:35 You're good.

42:36 You're really cool.

42:37 And put your fingers down.

42:38 Yeah.

42:38 Be careful.

42:39 Sorry.

42:39 Uh I don't you know, I'm just saying that like

42:46 Yeah.

42:44 I don't think I'm ugly, but like

42:51 if you had to rank yourself one to 10.

42:53 Oh, we've done this a bunch.

42:54 I Yeah, but that was like years ago.

42:55 I don't remember.

42:56 So, we're revisiting our our

42:57 Do you think you're higher or lower?

42:58 Like, have you Do you think you've peaked?

43:02 Um, I think I am the best version

43:06 of myself that I've ever been physically overall.

43:11 I'm talking about appearance.

43:13 Oh, just just appearance.

43:16 What are we doing here?

43:17 Well, I mean, there was an o there's an overall ranking.

43:19 There's a bunch of that stuff.

43:20 You're talking about how you have this thing

43:21 where you say you act like you're disgusting.

43:23 I know.

43:24 I don't do that.

43:24 It's a jokes and jokes and and and fun

43:29 for one to 10 on just looks.

43:33 I would say I'm at like See,

43:36 this is tough because any answer I give, people are just gonna be like, "No,

43:40 you're better." or there's going to be

43:42 those[ __] that are just be like, "Honestly,

43:44 Frankie, I think that you're pretty cool, but like you got to know you're ugly."

43:48 So, there's no[ __] answer that I give that's going to satisfy anyone.

43:51 So, you know what?

43:52 There is no winning.

43:53 There is no winning.

43:54 There's no winning.

43:55 So, I'm going to leave it uh for ambiguity.

43:59 I'm going to let the world decide.

44:00 And by the world, I mean, Becca,

44:02 because that's the only[ __] opinion I need on that.

44:04 And God and Santa Claus.

44:06 That's right.

44:07 God and Santa Claus.

44:08 They're always watching.

44:08 Yeah, that that that is correct.

44:11 But yeah, I mean

44:14 I I know I'm not ugly.

44:15 Why?

44:15 Why you got to make me break down a joke like this?

44:17 Why you got to make me do that?

44:18 I'm joking back.

44:19 You're joking back.

44:21 Yeah,

44:21 joking back.

44:23 Yeah, I think you're both tens.

44:25 That doesn't save you, buddy.

44:27 Yeah, nice try.

44:27 YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THE LAST 45 MINUTES?

44:30 Nice try.

44:30 You're you're you're

44:31 I'm telling your dad.

44:35 No.

44:34 Oh.

44:34 What would you do?

44:36 Serious question.

44:37 Yeah.

44:37 What would you

44:42 Oh, wow.

44:42 That you're enjoying that.

44:44 What would you do if his dad actually saw

44:47 that and then he came into work when we recorded?

44:51 He's like, "Yo, guys,

44:52 like you need to like seriously step back on those jokes." We're like,

44:54 "Why?" And he's like,

44:56 "My dad bent me over his knee and spanked me." First of all,

45:00 that would be an insane thing to come in and say.

45:02 too.

45:02 If you think that's not resulting in a doubling and tripling down on the jokes,

45:06 you are sadly mistaken.

45:08 Look at me like I said it.

45:09 Yo, could you like if he was like, "Yo,

45:12 you got to chill." I'd be like literally not going to.

45:15 I just like the picture of like cuz I've met your father.

45:18 Have you ever been spanked by your dad?

45:21 Crazy out of context thing to say.

45:23 But like, you know, like across his knee and being like, "Ah, I think once." And

45:27 smanked your butt.

45:28 I think Yeah, I think once.

45:29 And like it it was like a pivotal thing for my dad where he was just like

45:33 from that moment on I never want my kids to be afraid of me.

45:38 So he like didn't hit us again.

45:39 But he gave us the look like

45:41 really wish our parents hung out more because my dad I think got addicted to it.

45:46 Got Wait, you got bent over like you're[ __] Pepe lew.

45:49 No, I never got bent over.

45:55 Never that never happened.

45:56 Last couple of episodes.

45:57 More of like a standing.

45:58 It was Oh, so like you took it standing.

46:01 Come on.

46:01 I mean, I'm sorry.

46:02 I didn't mean to do that, but like you know what I mean.

46:04 Was it Was it bare butt?

46:06 No, it wasn't my butt.

46:08 I'm just I don't know.

46:09 Maybe I Maybe I got my butt.

46:10 I don't know.

46:10 Yo, I got to be

46:11 Did you get across the knee?

46:13 I mean, your dad's Italian, dude.

46:14 He probably like He probably hit you with a wooden spoon.

46:17 Anytime you had a wife on, you're like, "Yo, stay out of his way."

46:19 You've seen Godfather.

46:22 Jesus Christ.

46:23 But like he never You never

46:25 Not really.

46:26 I don't think so.

46:27 Maybe when I was really little.

46:28 I mean, you're the oldest of your siblings, too.

46:30 So, if anyone's getting their their[ __] beat, it's you.

46:34 That's a

46:35 You know what I mean?

46:35 Come on.

46:36 The double entandras don't Neil,

46:38 take it easy on us cuz we're just joking around.

46:41 Well, both both Neils.

46:43 Yeah.

46:43 Yeah.

46:43 Yeah.

46:43 All Neil.

46:44 All Neils involved.

46:44 I was talking about the big Neil.

46:46 That's the other Neil.

46:47 And then you're you're Papa Neil.

46:49 That's what we'll call them.

46:51 Yellow and Neil.

46:52 Yes, that's right.

46:52 That's another one.

46:53 Got it.

46:53 Yeah.

46:54 I can't I can't I don't know if I've ever

46:56 known someone or at least they haven't told me like

46:58 that like just got like the legit like me out

47:01 they like slumped over it and then just got like a

47:05 Yeah.

47:05 That's like a real 50s thing.

47:07 That's a real 50s way of abusing children.

47:09 Yeah.

47:10 You know that's not really modern.

47:11 Yeah.

47:12 Now it's done through like text messages.

47:15 Yeah.

47:15 Now

47:16 Yeah.

47:17 Exactly.

47:17 Now, now you like psychologically catfish your daughter and you just

47:22 pretend to be other people and bully her until she's psychotic.

47:25 Listen, if you plan on being a parent,

47:28 there's two ways of rearing your children.

47:29 The oldfashioned way.

47:32 Yeah.

47:31 With a wooden spoon, with spanking on the butt,

47:33 or you could text them that they're a fugly slur.

47:37 Yeah.

47:37 You can cerebrally assassinate them, you know.

47:41 And guess what?

47:42 You also have the luxury of if you get caught,

47:45 the world made you into this monster.

47:48 Exactly.

47:47 It's your trauma that made you do this.

47:50 Just because you blatantly get caught doesn't mean that you

47:53 can't change the narrative and be a victim, too.

47:56 Bingo.

47:57 You know what I mean?

47:57 If you get in trouble for something that you actively do,

48:01 you're not in trouble for it because you're

48:03 doing it because something actively happened to you.

48:10 Correct.

48:10 I don't know.

48:10 I mean, you know, I think like

48:13 what a crazy document.

48:14 What a[ __][ __] Didn't we talk about that?

48:17 Yeah, we talked about it.

48:17 Adnauseium.

48:19 Yeah, it's a good word.

48:19 I like that.

48:20 It reminds me of museum.

48:22 What does adnauseium mean?

48:23 Like, does that mean until we're nauseous?

48:25 Like a That's what it feels like.

48:27 We talk about it until we like, oh,

48:29 until like But it's got to be It's got to be Latin, right?

48:32 Also, is it at nauseium?

48:34 Ad.

48:36 Oh,

48:36 yeah.

48:36 And nauseium is like

48:38 like mausoleum.

48:40 Good word also.

48:42 Yeah.

48:42 What is it?

48:42 What is it?

48:43 Is it one word or two words?

48:45 Uh it's ad nauseium.

48:47 Uh used to say that something happens or is done so many

48:50 times for such a long time that it makes people annoyed, disgusted.

48:53 So similar.

48:53 Yeah.

48:54 Basically what I said

48:55 one word or two words?

48:56 Two words.

48:56 Where so where does the word nauseous?

48:58 I know nauseous has to do with like the feeling of being sick.

49:01 But I guess like if we trace it back to the early roots of what nauseous means,

49:05 it's the same thing.

49:06 No, you had it.

49:07 It's a Latin phrase.

49:08 It means to sickness.

49:09 So until sickness.

49:10 Yo, I'm a[ __] genius.

49:13 Frank, the word is at adn nauseium.

49:16 I mean, but to be able to make the distinction that it's uh Latin,

49:21 I think, is very impressive.

49:22 Well, I'm just really excited to be sitting next to Rosetta Stone.

49:25 Thank god you're here to figure that one out.

49:27 Literally my guest, too.

49:28 I didn't get any credit.

49:29 Well, you don't deserve credit.

49:31 Speaking of credit, though,

49:32 you know who does deserve credit and is finally maybe getting some?

49:38 No.

49:39 US.

49:41 OH, YEAH.

49:43 I had no idea where you were going with that.

49:44 Yeah.

49:44 I mean, the segue wasn't perfect, but you know,

49:47 that was actually a good one.

49:48 You've had way worse in the past.

49:49 How so?

49:51 You have to hard pivot sometimes.

49:52 I mean, yeah, sometimes you have to hard pivot.

49:54 No, but uh I don't know.

49:55 It was announced and I think we can talk about it now, but we have been

49:59 Go for it.

50:00 We're just going to do it right at this point.

50:01 Yeah.

50:02 Who cares?

50:02 Neil, turn this off.

50:03 Neil, wait.

50:04 Wait.

50:04 Can we get in trouble?

50:05 Turn it on.

50:05 I don't know.

50:06 Well, yeah.

50:06 Why would you tell Neil?

50:07 Nothing to do with Neil.

50:08 Yeah.

50:08 Why would you do that?

50:10 I'm confused now.

50:11 Neil, he doesn't want you in the room.

50:12 I do because I think everyone deserves a seat

50:15 at the table to have a conversation about what they feel here.

50:19 There you go, Neil.

50:21 No, we got nominated for iHeart uh iHeart Radio podcast awards.

50:26 Yeah, we got Yay.

50:28 Oh, the laugh track.

50:29 I mean, not a laugh track.

50:31 Clap track.

50:31 Clap track.

50:32 Applause track.

50:33 Joey wants the clap, so give him it.

50:34 Um, cut that out, Neil.

50:38 Um, uh, yeah, we got nominated for awards.

50:42 We got best comedy,

50:44 best comedy podcast, and best overall ensemble, I believe it is,

50:48 which is wild.

50:49 I didn't think that we were an ensemble.

50:50 Pull them up.

50:50 Pull them up, baby.

50:52 Well, that's that's what it is.

50:54 Yeah.

50:54 Why?

50:54 Pull them up.

50:55 What are you going to look?

50:56 What do you want me to do?

50:56 Just want to make sure that I want to see who else we're nominated with.

50:59 It's It's best overall ensemble, which we're an ensemble.

51:02 That feels like we're doing a dance.

51:03 Well,

51:04 you know what I'm saying?

51:05 I mean, no, an ensemble is just a group.

51:07 I know, but ensemble to me sounds like Ensemble feels like more than two.

51:13 Yeah.

51:13 So, like Huh.

51:16 No, don't.

51:17 Absolutely.

51:19 Don't just

51:20 more than two, you'd say.

51:22 Yeah.

51:22 Too many.

51:23 Now, we're an ensemble because of this nomination now.

51:27 Like, I'm fl we're very honored to be like legitimately incredible.

51:32 Legitimately, like all jokes aside,

51:33 we were just talking,

51:34 we started this episode talking about Joy's

51:35 Tiny Weiner and now we're nominated for awards.

51:37 Yeah, this is crazy.

51:38 Um, I will say the fact that we cuz I just learned today

51:42 I knew that we were nominated for best comedy podcast for a while now.

51:45 Not for a while, like a week and a half or whatever.

51:47 And that that was cool.

51:48 I just learned today that we were also nominated for best overall ensemble.

51:52 And that is although very happy for that, also not

51:58 the best because I got to deal with this now.

52:01 Yeah.

52:02 So

52:02 I not I didn't say anything.

52:04 Ants over there going like you know ensemble isn't duo.

52:09 I mean you know I think that who knows the the addition

52:13 could have also refu like taken us from being nominated elsewhere.

52:20 So he's viewing it as in the positive like maybe you have just[ __] us up.

52:24 So we better win really is what that means.

52:27 Yeah.

52:27 Well, I was looking at the other people in the category and it's all like trios.

52:31 I'm just the ensemble.

52:32 Yeah.

52:32 I'm just saying.

52:33 Oh, wow.

52:35 This guy.

52:36 This guy.

52:36 You got You know what you need to do, right?

52:38 The people love Ant-Man.

52:39 You know, I mean, good.

52:40 He deserves it.

52:42 Oh my god.

52:42 When it's like contract negotiation time.

52:45 Ah, this is going to come up.

52:47 Can I be in if we win?

52:48 Can I be in on the talks?

52:49 If we lose, then it's easy.

52:51 I get to blame you then.

52:52 Can I be

52:53 Yeah.

52:53 Yeah.

52:54 If we win, you're going to I mean,

52:56 this is a classic scenario of just like if the cake is good, I made it.

52:59 If it's bad, you might It's the same situation.

53:04 So, I mean, listen,

53:06 jokes aside,

53:07 an incredible honor because the names in there are people that are

53:12 like been in the industry,

53:14 like massive shows, massive people, comedians, actors, actresses.

53:19 Um, so just even being in the conversation is cool,

53:22 but then seeing that like you're nominated in the font

53:25 that Batman Forever was typed in is really[ __] cool, too.

53:29 Why did they use that font?

53:30 I don't know.

53:31 That is so funny.

53:33 It is the Batman Forever font, though.

53:35 Yeah.

53:35 I mean, I'm just excited that we get to sit and go

53:38 to an award show and just sit there and just be like,

53:40 "Yo, I mean, I'm cool with losing to be honest.

53:42 I mean, this is gonna be fun."

53:43 If we're if we're being honest, we are nominated in best comedy category.

53:48 What?

53:48 some juggernauts.

53:51 Yeah.

53:51 Amy Polar is one of them.

53:53 Yeah.

53:54 So, you know, it's the honor of losing to the great Amy Polar.

53:58 Uh and then uh and the other one again, Juggernauts.

54:02 One of the people that are nominated.

54:03 One of the shows in there is uh Smartless.

54:07 Both nominated for Golden Globes this year.

54:09 Yeah.

54:09 One was a winner.

54:10 And did anyone else in that category get nominated for Golden Globe?

54:14 Did we get nominated for Golden Globe?

54:16 No.

54:17 No, we did not.

54:19 No, no, we baby steps.

54:21 I mean, listen,

54:22 nomination I full just being completely honest here and not joking anymore.

54:27 I don't know if that's true,

54:28 but uh not something that I thought was

54:33 actually possible because when you go and you

54:35 look at the names who are nominated like

54:36 in our field like they're kind of like either

54:40 have a really good relationship with certain companies

54:42 or whatever or they're very famous people like obviously

54:45 we are not that we're very independent kind

54:47 of do our own thing here in New York.

54:48 So the fact that we even nominated on this and and the winners

54:51 are decided by like a like their own judges or whatever.

54:56 So, like the fact that we're even nominated

54:58 by people like that is like[ __] awesome.

55:00 That means that, you know, we're kind of doing something right.

55:02 I mean, and we're also hot off the presses

55:04 of being the sexiest podcast on the planet, which is also a crazy thing.

55:08 Like, it like, you know, if we're, you know,

55:12 letting you if we're letting if we're letting you peek under the blanket,

55:17 we are legitimately in a place where we're just

55:19 like the things that have happened to us are crazy.

55:22 They're just funny now.

55:23 Now, and now it's getting to a point where it's just like that would be funny.

55:26 And then it's like it happened.

55:27 It's like like it's it is it's weird.

55:31 But also we need to approach it that way because if we don't

55:35 certain people here that I can't point fingers to,

55:38 right,

55:38 are going to be like,

55:40 "Yeah, you know."

55:43 Yeah.

55:42 But we remain humble.

55:44 The byproduct there is pretty unfortunate.

55:46 But what what if our humblity is what is preventing us from winning?

55:53 Two words that we've made up today.

55:55 Is that a word?

55:56 No.

55:56 Oh, humbleity.

55:57 Our humble humbleness.

55:58 Humble humbility.

56:01 Humility.

56:01 That's it.

56:03 That's the one.

56:06 Yeah.

56:06 What if that's what's preventing us from winning in this stuff?

56:09 Like maybe we didn't get nominated

56:10 for a Golden Globe because we were too humble.

56:13 I don't know what we could have done.

56:15 Diff.

56:16 I mean, what if we just made spitball in here?

56:19 What if we just made shirts and just put our names on all the shirts?

56:23 And you know what?

56:24 Even faces.

56:27 I've tried that.

56:30 I've made that.

56:31 I've done that before and it doesn't work.

56:33 It's something.

56:34 It's something.

56:34 It's It's a thought.

56:37 Yeah.

56:37 Um No, but that's it's crazy.

56:39 I mean, a lot of this stuff is just[ __] funny now.

56:41 And even like we were joking before about the Backy Boy thing.

56:44 Like if something like that ends up happening,

56:46 like one that's just like not that's a dangerous thing to happen

56:54 for us to know that we could speak something stupid like that into existence.

56:58 Get ready.

56:59 Yes, cuz this podcast is

57:00 I mean, do you remember there was a whole run of episodes we did where

57:04 we were like saying that there was a bidding war out for the basement yard.

57:06 You were

57:07 We didn't do anything.

57:08 You

57:09 It was a conversation.

57:09 You were like, "Oh, Taylor Swift, buy our podcast." Whatever that means.

57:12 I didn't say that.

57:13 that I said fund it.

57:14 Uh but but also I think that uh you know I you know how I am.

57:21 I keep an ear to the ground with things in the entertainment industry,

57:24 movies, TV, you know, comic books, stuff like that.

57:29 The way that that industry works is

57:31 when something gets hot enough, everyone wants it.

57:35 What if we need to be hotter?

57:39 Hotter.

57:39 We got to get hotter.

57:40 But like in the sense of like, you know, Backy Boy, Backy Boys,

57:43 you could become like you could have equity in this if you really want.

57:47 Oh, don't use that word.

57:49 Tough word.

57:49 Not giving up equity.

57:51 I mean, you know, you think about it like they could they could what?

57:55 But they just need to give us what we want and maybe they'll get equity.

58:01 What are you doing?

58:02 I'm trying to do everything I know.

58:03 Everything I can

58:04 We're campaigning is what we're doing now.

58:05 I mean, you got to campaign.

58:06 You got to start somewhere.

58:07 I know.

58:08 But what's the award again?

58:11 IHeart

58:12 iHeart podcast award or something like that.

58:14 It's a It's South by Southwest.

58:16 Yeah.

58:16 So, the shows at South by Southwest uh

58:18 in Austin.

58:19 In Austin.

58:20 Um I think it's safe to say a We could say we'll be attending.

58:26 Yeah.

58:26 And there.

58:27 Uh I fully plan on making

58:29 I can have a cool outfit.

58:31 I was thinking about that.

58:32 Should I wear a cowboy hat?

58:33 Becca and I first of all I already have two.

58:35 Second of all, I was thinking because Beck and I were like,

58:39 "What are we going to wear?" And I was like, "Oh shit." Yeah, that's right.

58:41 Like, do we do tux or is that like you got to kind It's like podcast awards.

58:46 You need to take it a little jokey.

58:47 Like it's like a I believe what they said was cocktail attire.

58:53 I mean, you are so far this year 0

58:55 for one for cocktail attire because you dress as the weight.

58:57 You honestly yo, you want to know something funny about that?

59:00 I and I swear to whatever God is correct

59:05 that I was when I put on the suit, right?

59:10 Because I was like, I don't want to wear a blue or black suit.

59:11 I want to wear something different.

59:13 I put on the suit and I looked at myself in the mirror and I was like,

59:16 this looks nice, but I look like a matrae.

59:20 And I'm like, I it would be very funny if I'm

59:23 dressed like if they're if the staff is dressed like that.

59:26 And when we walked in, I was like, I really need to stop manifesting[ __]

59:31 Well, I mean, that that is what you do and what people

59:34 do in general is like things only happen when they are manifested.

59:38 So, Right.

59:38 Yeah.

59:39 So, you you did that.

59:40 Yeah.

59:40 You did that.

59:41 Yeah.

59:41 So, I was like, "Oh, God."

59:43 Can we um

59:44 It wasn't that bad.

59:45 No one made a comment.

59:46 Just me.

59:47 I mean, oh my god, man.

59:49 This is such a big momentous occasion that we

59:51 need to like remember it by purchasing something[ __] stupid.

59:55 All right.

59:56 Well, I almost pointed there.

1:00:00 Yeah.

1:00:00 After by the end of the year, you might be able to afford something.

1:00:03 We're at 90 bucks.

1:00:06 I thought that he just pocket watched you and said you're a broke[ __]

1:00:10 Oh, no.

1:00:10 No.

1:00:10 Maybe by the end of the year,

1:00:11 you'll be able to buy yourself something nice, you stupid[ __] peasant.

1:00:15 No, we started at 40.

1:00:17 We got 50 this time.

1:00:18 week.

1:00:19 I mean, if we are if we are, you know,

1:00:21 three, as of recording, three weeks into the month,

1:00:25 average, if we're making a $100 a month,

1:00:27 I could be walking out with a pretty good

1:00:29 chunk of change by the end of this year.

1:00:30 That's what I'm saying.

1:00:31 You know, and if I just keep rage baiting him, it'll get better.

1:00:34 Yeah.

1:00:34 But I don't I don't point just for anger.

1:00:36 I point because I talk with my hands and we're doing a thing, you know.

1:00:41 I think I think it's mostly anger that you going to tape my fingers now.

1:00:45 I mean, you could do whatever you want.

1:00:47 You can put your finger anywhere like this.

1:00:49 What am I doing?

1:00:50 Did we do a Did we do an Edward 40 Hands episode?

1:00:53 Oh my god, that'd be so good.

1:00:55 We didn't.

1:00:56 I've done it at your house numerous times.

1:00:58 I think the only times you've ever done it have been with me

1:01:01 and underged.

1:01:02 Uh Neil, does it make it worse that I Stop, Neil.

1:01:05 Does it make it worse that I did Edward for?

1:01:07 For those of you guys that don't know what Edward 40ands is,

1:01:09 by the way, it was an inner city thing when 40 ounce beers were $3.

1:01:16 Such a the best deal ever.

1:01:18 Yo, such a crazy deal.

1:01:20 You know when like you talk to boomers and like, "Oh,

1:01:21 I bought my house for $15,000." I still

1:01:24 don't think that's a better deal than the 40.

1:01:26 Yo, that really is not getting[ __] eight beers for six bucks.

1:01:33 It's crazy.

1:01:33 And not like Yeah, you can get 40 ounces of like Old English or like Cobra,

1:01:38 which is like it's malt liquor technically.

1:01:40 It's not even beer.

1:01:41 But you got a Bud Light.

1:01:42 You got a Bud Light.

1:01:43 Of course, light for[ __] like, dude, you guys don't understand.

1:01:46 And if you do, but you take two 40 ounce beers and you take them to your hand.

1:01:55 You know what's funny?

1:01:55 For 40,000 patrons, 40 Edward for No.

1:02:01 Well,[ __] that.

1:02:02 I'm pointing.

1:02:02 I don't give a[ __] But yes,

1:02:04 it was only point at me.

1:02:05 It was only point at me.

1:02:06 Yeah.

1:02:06 Yeah.

1:02:06 It's only at him.

1:02:10 Whatever.

1:02:09 40,000 patrons.

1:02:10 Edward 40 hand Patreon episode.

1:02:13 Two 40s.

1:02:14 How?

1:02:14 Wait, didn't we already hit that?

1:02:18 No.

1:02:17 Well, we're getting We're very close.

1:02:19 All right.

1:02:20 How about we that we raise it a little bit.

1:02:21 Come on, guys.

1:02:22 Do you not understand marketing?

1:02:24 What?

1:02:24 No, it's per it's I feel like it's perfect.

1:02:27 I'm going to make a statement.

1:02:28 Do you not understand marketing?

1:02:29 I'm gonna I'm gonna make a statement right

1:02:30 now and if you argue against it, you're racist.

1:02:32 For 42,000 for Jackie Robinson.

1:02:34 Now, if you say no, then you're

1:02:35 What is it?

1:02:36 What is it?

1:02:36 What is it?

1:02:36 What is it?

1:02:37 Now you're racist because what you're the one you're making.

1:02:40 What are you talking about?

1:02:41 What are you attaching 42?

1:02:42 You got to You got to bump it up a little bit.

1:02:43 You don't.

1:02:44 I We just want to do it.

1:02:45 I'm going to have to take one hand at a time.

1:02:47 So, I feel like I need my hand.

1:02:49 Unless you're going to do it, too.

1:02:52 Yeah.

1:02:51 I really don't want to do this.

1:02:54 I really don't.

1:02:55 Oh, he did point.

1:02:56 Why don't Why not?

1:02:57 Why don't the idea of drinking six beers in a oneh hour episode?

1:03:03 It doesn't need to be like that.

1:03:05 Let's mul it over.

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1:05:09 Um what what were we just talking about?

1:05:13 I don't know.

1:05:14 Do you remember

1:05:16 Oh, the 40s.

1:05:18 Oh, yeah.

1:05:19 I mean that that that's an intense but uh

1:05:21 if you don't want to do it, you don't have to do it.

1:05:22 Yeah, we'll do it.

1:05:23 Thank you.

1:05:24 I know that.

1:05:26 You made it seem like you didn't want to do it.

1:05:27 Yeah, I don't.

1:05:28 But I mean there's[ __] drinking six beers and then having to drive home.

1:05:33 I would have to wait like[ __] you wouldn't drive.

1:05:36 How would I get in?

1:05:37 You send in a car?

1:05:38 No.

1:05:38 No.

1:05:38 I mean you wouldn't

1:05:40 Oh, that's a good idea.

1:05:42 Yeah.

1:05:43 How about we have the picky boys pay for that one then?

1:05:46 I mean, this guy a blade

1:05:50 blade.

1:05:50 YOU WANT TO TAKE A CHOPPER HOME?

1:05:52 NO, I'M NOT.

1:05:52 THAT'S NOT

1:05:52 WE'RE GOING TO LAND it in your backyard.

1:05:55 Uh,

1:05:55 flex.

1:05:55 That's why this yard's so big, dude.

1:05:57 I mean, call me a broke[ __] now.

1:06:00 I Maybe one day you'll be able to afford something.

1:06:03 Yeah.

1:06:03 I mean, it would be crazy if we get since we're nominated,

1:06:06 like we would have to like get something, right?

1:06:13 We're we're in this together.

1:06:15 I feel like you're convincing the wrong people here.

1:06:17 Oh, yeah.

1:06:19 I'm in support.

1:06:20 Yeah, if we win.

1:06:21 You know what's funny is I there's no one I

1:06:23 have to convince but this guy because every person like

1:06:26 when it came to like uh uh like buying like

1:06:29 something for like Radio City and MSG was like, "Yeah, yeah."

1:06:32 And I was just like, "Someone fight back." I was doing the whole like, "No."

1:06:38 You know, if we do if we do the Edward 40 hands,

1:06:41 then I'll send a car if that's going to do it.

1:06:44 Yes.

1:06:46 Fire, dude.

1:06:47 We will talk offline and figure this out.

1:06:52 We'll figure it out.

1:06:53 So, we're not committing.

1:06:54 Not committing.

1:06:56 Okay.

1:06:55 Well, what percentage?

1:06:57 I mean, that's that's a that I'll be honest,

1:06:59 that's a big part of it is like the idea of driving.

1:07:02 Yeah, cuz I would have to sober up.

1:07:04 Well, then the car.

1:07:05 So, 60%.

1:07:07 That's a big part of it.

1:07:08 Well, the car.

1:07:08 I mean, dude, I wouldn't You're not going

1:07:10 to drink six beers and drive away from me.

1:07:12 No, duh.

1:07:13 No.

1:07:13 Duh.

1:07:14 No.

1:07:14 Duh.

1:07:15 No one's saying that.

1:07:16 You're suggesting that.

1:07:19 What is happening?

1:07:20 Why are you guys pressuring ME LIVE ON AIR?

1:07:22 WHOA.

1:07:22 WHO'S FRESH?

1:07:23 I JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT.

1:07:24 Oh my god.

1:07:24 He's yelling at me now.

1:07:26 I said you didn't have to do it.

1:07:28 You hit me.

1:07:28 Oh,

1:07:29 I'm saying if it's the driving then like well in the car.

1:07:32 Yeah, we'll talk about this.

1:07:33 Okay.

1:07:34 No pressure.

1:07:34 Ask for a limo.

1:07:36 No pressure.

1:07:36 Oh, do I get to pick the car?

1:07:39 There's be it

1:07:40 like if he's like, "I'll get you a car and it's like

1:07:42 a 2002 Nissan Ultima." I don't want that[ __] You know what I'm saying?

1:07:45 Do you want like a limo with a with a a cheese pizza?

1:07:49 I would like Home Alone.

1:07:50 I would like something that has Oh my god.

1:07:53 A cheese pizza right now cuz it's the beginning of the year,

1:07:55 so I'm eating like a deer.

1:07:57 Yeah.

1:07:58 So,

1:07:57 I'm eating like a deer as well and not drinking.

1:08:00 This sucks.

1:08:00 Yeah.

1:08:00 This is not fun.

1:08:02 Uh but I would like something that preferably would have like a bathroom.

1:08:07 to like a bus cuz I'm going to need to piss

1:08:11 like a[ __] racehorse or just send me home with jugs.

1:08:14 First of all, I'm not getting a bus.

1:08:19 That's not happening.

1:08:20 I think a limo is fair.

1:08:22 There's no bathrooms on a limo.

1:08:23 Just take the But there's enough space that I could piss in a limo if I had to.

1:08:28 Oh, you'd be paying for the cleanup.

1:08:30 But also, first of all, what?

1:08:31 You're going to pee on the ground?

1:08:32 No, but god forbid some pee got on the ground.

1:08:35 You could just be like, "Pull over and piss where?"

1:08:38 At a place, my guy, when I have to piss, I have to piss now,

1:08:43 right?

1:08:43 There's no way.

1:08:44 I mean, you make it here, you pull over, I assume.

1:08:49 Places.

1:08:48 I mean, I don't I've stopped drinking water or any

1:08:52 Oh, you're talking about the way home.

1:08:53 Yeah.

1:08:54 Yeah.

1:08:54 Yeah.

1:08:54 Yeah.

1:08:54 Oh, well, like we kill some time and then you you let out five,

1:08:57 six peas and then you go.

1:09:00 I don't know.

1:09:01 That That's We'll figure it out offline.

1:09:03 We don't know.

1:09:03 But 42,000.

1:09:05 How are you committing to that then?

1:09:07 Pump it up.

1:09:08 Pump it up.

1:09:09 46.

1:09:10 Okay.

1:09:10 You were getting crazy.

1:09:11 You got to give them something to like crawl toward.

1:09:13 We are.

1:09:14 This is perfect.

1:09:14 We'll hit it in no time.

1:09:16 People definitely want to see that.

1:09:18 Yeah.

1:09:18 It's been a long time since we were drunk on an episode.

1:09:21 Has it been?

1:09:22 I think that the last one was the Oh, I drank though.

1:09:25 You drank You drank during the yard.

1:09:28 those cameras went off and I saw Joey just like

1:09:32 I have this concept and Aunt and I were just

1:09:34 and aunt and I were just sitting there like he's drunkcept.

1:09:38 Uh but I think the Scorpion Bowl episode was the last one we got drunk for.

1:09:42 Yeah, that

1:09:43 No, no, no.

1:09:43 The brunch one here.

1:09:44 We were drunk for that.

1:09:46 I mean we drank

1:09:47 Oh, the beer tower.

1:09:48 The beer tower.

1:09:50 I used NAS.

1:09:51 He did.

1:09:52 You didn't.

1:09:53 I didn't.

1:09:53 But I wasn't like drunk on that.

1:09:54 No.

1:09:54 Well, I may have been.

1:09:55 I don't know.

1:09:56 Uh the brunch one I think that we

1:09:58 were we were drinking champagne the whole time.

1:10:03 Yeah, probably.

1:10:03 But I I don't think I was drunk.

1:10:05 I think I maybe had like two.

1:10:06 The scorpion bowl was definitely like That was crazy.

1:10:08 You've had scorpion bowls.

1:10:10 You of course I mean you're you're the king.

1:10:12 Thank you.

1:10:12 But um

1:10:13 you've had scorpion bowls?

1:10:14 I've had one.

1:10:15 Oh, okay.

1:10:16 Not not a plethora, you know.

1:10:20 Plethora or plethora.

1:10:21 Yeah, you made it sound like a dinosaur.

1:10:22 What was that?

1:10:23 It's cooler, is it?

1:10:25 Yeah, dinosaurs aren't cool.

1:10:27 Crazy.

1:10:28 I love dinosaurs.

1:10:29 That was crazy.

1:10:30 Um, yeah, we're bringing it back.

1:10:34 Should we bring it back?

1:10:34 Like, we'll do like Patreon goals.

1:10:36 We'll do 40, then 45, 50.

1:10:40 We We should put out a poll seeing if people want us to do that

1:10:43 because we have like

1:10:44 What's the point?

1:10:46 What's the point of that poll?

1:10:47 It's going to be in Oh, you mean bring back the goals?

1:10:50 Oh, I thought you meant the 40 hands.

1:10:52 Yeah, I think they would like that

1:10:53 because if we put that You're talking about the 40 hands.

1:10:55 Put that on a pole.

1:10:56 No, the gold.

1:10:57 Oh, yeah.

1:10:58 Why wouldn't they like that?

1:10:59 Some people just be like, "No, I don't really care."

1:11:02 Wishful thinking over there.

1:11:04 Yeah.

1:11:04 Yeah.

1:11:05 Yeah.

1:11:05 You know, no, I I I I think that when we did those, did

1:11:09 I ever tell you the story of the first goal that we did?

1:11:12 So, it was the first goal when I first came on as co-host, it to get to 5,000.

1:11:19 Okay.

1:11:18 And it was Joey will pelt me with eggs.

1:11:20 By the way, not my idea.

1:11:22 Yeah, I I I I I am like We grew up in the Jackass era,

1:11:27 which by the way, they announced a new movie is coming out in June.

1:11:30 What?

1:11:30 They're still doing them.

1:11:31 I'm there, brother.

1:11:32 Yeah, you're there.

1:11:33 I am there.

1:11:34 Um, but I was like, Joey will pelt me with eggs.

1:11:37 And he was like, all right.

1:11:40 And we filmed it in his bathroom.

1:11:42 He just climbed into my tub.

1:11:44 And he like from standing threw them.

1:11:47 And whether it be because I'm a little more doughy than he is,

1:11:54 they weren't breaking when they were hitting me.

1:11:57 So it was[ __] hitting me in the chest and it was just not breaking.

1:12:02 Yeah.

1:12:01 So he would throw it and it would only break when it like hit

1:12:04 like my arm and like the tub where it met and then we film it.

1:12:11 It hurts.

1:12:14 He's like, "It's unusable footage.

1:12:16 There's no point.

1:12:17 it like it, you know, it there was le way less of a budget back then.

1:12:22 So like the video just looked horrible and I'm like it the eggs

1:12:25 weren't breaking like it's stupid and he's like are you[ __] kidding me?

1:12:29 Wait, I do remember actually I saw the clip recently on TikTok where you

1:12:33 were like if we hit this thing I'll come in in a tape soon.

1:12:37 Yeah, that was a crazy one because what people don't

1:12:40 know about that is I did that that that was painful.

1:12:43 I looked ridiculous.

1:12:45 And I had broke it out with a rash after because of the adhesive.

1:12:50 Oh, right.

1:12:51 This part of my body had broken out with like an intense rash and it[ __] sucks.

1:12:59 Damn.

1:12:59 It was not good.

1:13:00 I remember taking that tape off was interesting.

1:13:05 By interesting, you mean painful.

1:13:07 I I felt horrible for you.

1:13:09 Yeah.

1:13:09 Well, I think what we'll do this time around is like

1:13:11 how I was on the receiving end of all these like I deserve it.

1:13:15 You deserve something.

1:13:17 Yeah.

1:13:17 And I think it should be up to a to decide what that something is.

1:13:22 Yeah.

1:13:23 Okay.

1:13:24 Be careful.

1:13:26 Okay.

1:13:25 No, actually, leave it up to me.

1:13:27 Oh, no.

1:13:27 No.

1:13:27 I I already said yes.

1:13:29 No, but you have an idea.

1:13:30 You didn't say yes.

1:13:30 You said, okay.

1:13:31 Well, I didn't expect this power.

1:13:33 Oh, shot caller.

1:13:34 I didn't expect this power.

1:13:35 I'll think there is an episode I want to revisit

1:13:37 that we did that included the shot callers.

1:13:39 I was thinking about it the other day.

1:13:41 Do you remember the episode we did where it was like you should know

1:13:44 like and it was like you asked me questions about things that you like.

1:13:51 Okay.

1:13:50 And I asked you questions about thing that I like.

1:13:52 All right.

1:13:53 And like if you didn't get it, I got shocked.

1:13:56 Yeah.

1:13:56 I mean I just I don't trust you.

1:13:58 I certainly don't trust him.

1:13:59 Oh, I'm fair with that.

1:14:01 He's better he's more he's better to have the[ __] shock button than I am.

1:14:04 There's nothing I hate more than that besides a tarantula.

1:14:07 Hey, here.

1:14:08 How about this?

1:14:08 I also bought new shot collars.

1:14:10 So, how about this?

1:14:12 No.

1:14:12 It's weird that you bought them and you haven't used them yet.

1:14:14 What do you use them for?

1:14:15 I've used them.

1:14:17 I don't Not here.

1:14:20 Where?

1:14:19 Other places.

1:14:22 In my underwear.

1:14:23 Yeah.

1:14:23 Yeah.

1:14:23 Yeah.

1:14:24 In my underwear.

1:14:25 And my socks.

1:14:25 Don't forget.

1:14:26 Yeah.

1:14:26 His socks.

1:14:27 Um, what are you doing?

1:14:31 Yeah, his socks.

1:14:32 Yeah, his underwear.

1:14:33 Can you do me a favor?

1:14:34 Can we put out a poll?

1:14:35 Just ask people what kind of stuff they want to see.

1:14:37 Oh, don't let them do that.

1:14:39 Oh, yeah.

1:14:40 Yeah.

1:14:40 Don't give them the power.

1:14:41 They'll We're going to be skydiving.

1:14:43 See, this is why this is why this is why we need you.

1:14:46 And I Would you skydive ever?

1:14:48 No.

1:14:49 No.

1:14:49 I used to be like, "Yeah." And now I have kids and I'm like, "No." Yeah.

1:14:53 If I die skydiving, that's so stupid.

1:14:55 That's so dumb.

1:14:56 It's so dumb, dude.

1:14:58 It's tough.

1:15:00 Kids, they keep your feet on the ground.

1:15:02 literally and figuratively.

1:15:05 Yeah.

1:15:05 That's an incredible line I just came up with that you're impressed with.

1:15:11 So, I'm bringing the shock colors in next week.

1:15:13 Is that what we're saying?

1:15:13 No.

1:15:14 I I also No, I'm I'm always down to get shocked.

1:15:18 I have no problem with it.

1:15:19 I don't like it.

1:15:20 That was a pretty hard no.

1:15:21 So, I don't I don't like it.

1:15:22 We could throw one on him if he's like Okay, we could also put one on your arm.

1:15:26 Grow up.

1:15:27 I don't like it.

1:15:29 Grow up.

1:15:30 You could do it.

1:15:30 Oh, now who's pressuring who?

1:15:32 Yeah, pressure guy.

1:15:33 You're a pressure washer.

1:15:34 I'm not a pressure washer.

1:15:35 Yes, you are.

1:15:36 You're washing me.

1:15:36 I'm not.

1:15:37 Stop that.

1:15:37 You can't start the episode being so ashamed of your micro

1:15:40 dick that now you're going up with me micro washing it.

1:15:43 The term is micro penis.

1:15:44 One.

1:15:44 Oh, sorry.

1:15:45 I I apologize for your condition.

1:15:47 Two, I don't have a micro penis.

1:15:49 Although, it's fine if you do have one.

1:15:51 I don't know how he feels about it.

1:15:53 You could mark me down for $10 more dollars.

1:15:54 I just pointed Oh, I missed it.

1:15:56 It is fine, but don't talk.

1:16:02 I'm not gonna do it.

1:16:04 Neil's still watching.

1:16:05 Yeah, Neil.

1:16:06 I really hope Neil checked out and the and the Backy Boys.

1:16:09 They can't be involved with micro penises.

1:16:12 Um, yeah, I can't I don't like the shocking.

1:16:18 I'll eat like spicy[ __] That doesn't really bo I mean that sucks,

1:16:21 but like bothers me way less than the shock.

1:16:24 What about It's the anticipation.

1:16:25 made that mistake.

1:16:26 I know what I could do with I know what we can get him with.

1:16:28 If we mix a shot of olive juice and malort.

1:16:32 What does that do?

1:16:33 You hate olives.

1:16:35 Oh.

1:16:35 Oh, I don't know why I was thinking olive oil.

1:16:36 Is there anything that really makes you gag?

1:16:42 I really don't like tuna fish.

1:16:46 No, you guys are You guys got to grow up.

1:16:48 That's the thing.

1:16:48 You guys got to grow.

1:16:49 You got to be be join.

1:16:51 I looked I looked at Aunt and you know what he did?

1:16:53 I know you're going to make this up.

1:16:56 Thank you.

1:16:58 I'm not on your side.

1:17:01 Oh, and I'm getting bullied.

1:17:02 I There's bullying going on.

1:17:05 And did you not do this?

1:17:10 I SORT OF DID THAT.

1:17:12 I DID.

1:17:12 I sort of did that.

1:17:13 Now, who's being the lying teller?

1:17:18 I'm sorry.

1:17:18 I'm tired.

1:17:19 I feel like we are getting drunker.

1:17:20 I know.

1:17:21 just talked about on the air and I'm like, am I hammered or something?

1:17:24 What's going on here?

1:17:26 Um, all right.

1:17:27 We'll figure it out.

1:17:27 We're going to figure it out off air and we'll get back to you guys.

1:17:30 But we're closing in on 40 and uh we'll see what happens here.

1:17:35 Yeah, we'll be good.

1:17:36 See what happens.

1:17:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:17:42 Yeah.

1:17:42 Exciting stuff.

1:17:44 Yeah.

1:17:44 Thank you guys for joining us.

1:17:46 Uh, boy, I appreciate it.

1:17:48 Aunt, I think, is happy about it, too.

1:17:50 And what about me?

1:17:52 You tell me.

1:17:54 Yeah.

1:17:54 Yeah.

1:17:54 What?

1:17:55 I'm happy.

1:17:57 Sounds like you're trying to convince me.

1:18:00 More bullying before we leave.

1:18:02 No, we are.

1:18:03 Jokes aside, like the nomination for the iHeart

1:18:07 uh podcast awards is because of you guys.

1:18:10 And uh we are truly truly appreciative and like humbled.

1:18:15 this all is like very crazy to us

1:18:18 and uh just getting the opportunity to do this is

1:18:20 amazing and then getting the chance to you

1:18:23 know be validated by you guys is is unreal.

1:18:27 So thank you guys from the bottom of my heart.

1:18:30 Yeah, it's it's really cool to get that recognition because

1:18:35 not something that we ever really expected to be honest.

1:18:37 I mean all this is pretty un unexpected so

1:18:40 uh it's it's but it's a really cool thing.

1:18:42 So, hope we win, but if we don't, no need to feel bad for us.

1:18:46 We're just happy to be in the building.

1:18:48 All right, but uh yeah,

1:18:50 you guys can go follow the show at the basementard on uh Tik Tok and Instagram.

1:18:54 And you can find Thin Ice, baby.

1:18:57 Thin thin thin ice.

1:18:58 You should know that after all the bullying about his You're in with him.

1:19:02 I'm in.

1:19:02 You're not with You're not on THE SAME TIME AS HIM.

1:19:05 You know, I can't ice skate, so I'm not even anywhere near thin ice.

1:19:10 That is all.

1:19:10 We'll see you guys next time.