Ridiculousnessly Good (& Bad) Reflexes 🫣 Ridiculousness

0:00 MAN: Look at this, man.

0:01 Mm.

0:01 ROB: Oh.

0:02 Damn.

0:03 [SHOUTING] What the hell?

0:06 ROB: What the hell?

0:07 That man eating that corn dog crazy.

0:09 He ate it so crazy, it was like, did he eat the stick inside of it?

0:12 But look, he gets shot with ketchup.

0:14 I think it's fake.

0:15 It's fake ketchup.

0:16 But I'm saying, like, he reacts literally, like, four seconds later.

0:20 Mm.

0:21 ROB: Oh.

0:22 STEELO: First of all, first of all, sir, it been hit you.

0:25 It hit you and it cleaned you up before you even moved.

0:28 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] [CHEERING] If you could describe

0:35 your reflexes in the form of an animal,

0:38 what type of animal reflexes do you have?

0:40 I would probably say George Bush or— and/or a cat,

0:43 you know, George Bush when he got the shoe thrown at him.

0:45 Them my kind of reflexes right there.

0:47 I'm quick with it, you know?

0:48 You took me for a journey because I said, George— George Bush is not an animal.

0:52 Whenever I— OK, but whenever I— [LAUGHTER] Well,

0:57 anyway, anyway, that's debatable.

0:59 Anyway— STEELO: A cheetah?

1:00 It does, year.

1:01 A cheetah or some cat, something like a cat, right?

1:04 Yeah, sometimes.

1:05 ROB: Yeah.

1:06 STEELO: Sometimes.

1:07 It's weird.

1:08 It's like— like, for example, like, if a baby's about to fall and my fastest

1:13 reflexes when it comes to my own self getting hurt,

1:16 I guess I don't protect myself as much as, like,

1:20 babies and animals because, like, I always end up hurting myself, you know?

1:23 So have you ever had to use reflexes to save a baby?

1:28 I have.

1:29 ROB: Good.

1:29 And you saved that baby?

1:30 CHANEL: Yeah, and everybody there was like, yo, she gonna be a good mom.

1:33 STEELO: Oh, she gonna be a good mom.

1:35 I literally caught the baby from, like,

1:36 falling through a huge crack on a balcony.

1:38 Well, look, everybody, in this category,

1:40 of course, would not have saved that baby.

1:42 That baby would have shot right off that balcony.

1:44 And that would have been that because they all have Sloth-Like Reflexes.

1:49 Take a look.

1:50 STEELO: Sloth, OK.

1:51 [UPBEAT MUSIC] All right.

1:54 ROB: Here we go.

1:55 OK, guy— STEELO: Oh.

2:00 They reacted so slow.

2:02 So slow.

2:02 ROB: OK.

2:03 STEELO: All did.

2:04 And who the [BLEEP] went out that way?

2:06 You were right over here.

2:07 He ran the long way.

2:08 ROB: Yo.

2:09 We gotta go!

2:09 ROB: Oh, you're jamming yourself.

2:11 Look.

2:12 STEELO: [BLEEP], you gotta go!

2:13 ROB: You deserve to die.

2:14 You do.

2:16 [SNORES] MAN: Bang!

2:19 Ah!

2:21 [LAUGHS] Got scared.

2:23 And 15 minutes later, he woke up startled.

2:25 You too?

2:27 Chicken quesadilla.

2:28 Oh, you did [BLEEP] eat a chicken quesadilla!

2:31 ROB: Gotta get it.

2:33 Oh, he's gone.

2:34 STEELO: Oh, man.

2:35 She lost him so long ago in that shot.

2:37 MAN: [GROANS] [DUBSTEP MUSIC] STEELO: You got it, kid.

2:41 ROB: Here we go.

2:42 STEELO: No pedals needed.

2:43 You got it.

2:44 MAN: Do it again.

2:44 ROB: You got it.

2:45 You learned it.

2:46 MAN: That wasn't it.

2:47 Pick it up.

2:48 No, I'm— I'm falling, Dad.

2:49 Oh, no.

2:50 I'm falling.

2:50 STEELO: Kid's drunk.

2:51 ROB: I'm falling.

2:52 Oh.

2:53 STEELO: Clearly drunk.

2:53 ROB: Oh.

2:54 STEELO: Sir, license and registration.

2:56 ROB: Oh, man.

2:58 This is one of the worst accidents I've ever seen.

3:00 [CRIES] STEELO: Oh, man.

3:02 Oh, my god, this child is an actor.

3:04 He's gonna have a weird life.

3:06 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

3:08 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Crisis hits.

3:11 Are you quick thinkers?

3:13 Do you trust yourself?

3:14 Someone breaks into the house, you know how to handle it swiftly and quickly.

3:17 100%.

3:18 ROB: OK.

3:19 Someone walks straight up to you and offers you

3:22 $10 million in a bag, what do you do?

3:24 Take it.

3:25 You run with it.

3:26 Well— Not ask no questions.

3:28 They just offer it to you?

3:29 That's it.

3:29 I mean, definitely, just take it and run.

3:31 STEELO: They got the bag?

3:32 ROB: That's it.

3:33 I'm beating his ass and taking the bag.

3:34 ROB: And then, all of a sudden, you get arrested for robbery.

3:35 STEELO: That's fine.

3:36 CHANEL: Or it could be fake money.

3:38 He offered it, though.

3:39 Look, look, I'm not— I'm not trying to be rude here.

3:42 I think your quick thoughts are slow.

3:43 [LAUGHTER] Everybody in this category, they're sharp and fast.

3:50 Take a look at Quick Thinking.

3:52 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, boy.

3:58 STEELO: What's in there?

3:59 ROB: Oh, god, the spider's [BLEEP] there.

4:01 Hey, quick thinking.

4:02 I got it.

4:04 I got it.

4:04 STEELO: He ate it?

4:05 ROB: Oh, man.

4:06 What the— You can only wash that down with a Coors Light.

4:08 You know what I mean?

4:10 You sure?

4:11 CHANEL: Aw.

4:12 STEELO: Got it, kid.

4:13 ROB: Uh-oh, little fella.

4:14 Uh-oh.

4:15 Uh-oh, baby's— oh, mama.

4:16 Good catch, mommy.

4:17 ROB: Oh, mama.

4:19 STEELO: I was an outfielder.

4:20 ROB: Man.

4:20 Hopefully, her hands are clean.

4:21 It does not matter.

4:22 ROB: At this point, it doesn't matter.

4:24 STEELO: He was gonna eat it off the grass, anyway.

4:25 ROB: Yeah, I mean.

4:27 STEELO: He sniffed it.

4:28 He didn't trust her hands.

4:29 ROB: He didn't.

4:29 He sniffed the ice cream!

4:31 You're going to hold the— you wiped my ass with those hands [BLEEP].

4:34 Pooper scooper.

4:35 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] ROB: Enjoying this— STEELO: Nice vehicle.

4:38 ROB: Uh-oh.

4:39 Oh, boy.

4:41 See a rolling coming.

4:42 It's picking speed.

4:43 Make a decision.

4:44 Make a decision.

4:45 Save the door!

4:48 Save the door!

4:49 Oh!

4:49 ROB: Man.

4:50 STEELO: Hell, yeah!

4:51 We know he love this car.

4:52 He worship this car.

4:54 Yeah.

4:55 Man, you got a '67 Mustang.

4:56 STEELO: The only thing he asked for in a divorce.

4:58 [LAUGHS] That's it.

5:01 That's it.

5:02 Just give me the car.

5:03 ROB: Man, you're not gonna fight for that car

5:04 through the whole divorce only to lose a door.

5:06 STEELO: Real good car.

5:09 ROB: What's up, bro?

5:10 STEELO: Oh my god.

5:11 ROB: Got ran up on.

5:12 STEELO: This your first, yeah.

5:13 ROB: Give me that banana.

5:14 STEELO: He ain't never been to prison.

5:15 He's like, quick, get that food up.

5:16 [LAUGHTER] Now I want some every day.

5:19 Every day I see you.

5:21 ROB: Man.

5:23 What am I supposed to do?

5:24 I'm getting bullied here.

5:26 There you have it for Quick Thinking.

5:28 [APPLAUSE] When you want to get out of the way of something,

5:32 you zig and you zag, OK?

5:33 Something's coming at you, you zig and zag.

5:35 Now, which way is zig?

5:38 And which way is zag, OK?

5:40 I feel like zig's to the left and zag's to the right.

5:43 STEELO: I feel like, same thing, zig's to the left, zag's to the right.

5:46 Yeah, look, and I'm gonna tell you right now,

5:48 zig is to the [BLEEP] left and zag is to the [BLEEP] right.

5:51 Power triangle.

5:52 Look— look, I woke up this morning, and I was thinking to myself, zig and zag.

5:57 And, like, I immediately— CHANEL: Zig.

6:01 I go and I zag.

6:02 And then I was like, OK, is it only me that knows that you zig left and you zag?

6:10 And I thought for sure that you would each have something different.

6:13 Like, but in fact, it is known world over, you zig left and you zag right.

6:19 Unfortunately, nobody in this category has the ability to go right.

6:24 Take a look at No Zag Reflex.

6:26 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] Oh, god.

6:32 Somebody— go right.

6:33 Pick a side.

6:33 Pick a side.

6:34 No.

6:36 It's like, how do he even get in here, first of all, with the blades on?

6:39 The skateboard, I feel really bad for him cause he got the worst end of him.

6:43 He's full on powerbombed.

6:45 ROB: It's double.

6:46 MAN: Oh, god.

6:48 ROB: OK, somebody's gotta make a decision here.

6:51 Somebody's got to make a decision.

6:52 STEELO: No.

6:54 ROB: They're gonna buddy bump right into each other.

6:56 And that's how I met your dad.

6:58 [SHOUTING] ROB: Woo, woo, woo.

7:02 [GROANING] OK, go back.

7:04 They been standing on trust they slid.

7:06 He's like, what the [BLEEP] is this?

7:07 But it's like, you just gotta know, Brittany.

7:09 I'm going to get the front angle.

7:11 Move, move, move.

7:12 STEELO: Oh.

7:14 [LAUGHS] You can't zig, you're getting smashed.

7:17 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

7:19 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:21 OK, when's the last time you got hit with that stink reflex?

7:26 You know, you smelled something that was so bad, it was like, [GAGS].

7:30 STEELO: There was a meme going around recently,

7:32 two celebrities sitting together at an award show.

7:34 And she definitely thought one of the other one's breath stank.

7:37 And you could see it all in the meme.

7:38 The girl was like— Ooh, yeah, that's the worst.

7:40 STEELO: Yeah, it was crazy.

7:41 ROB: Yeah, it's like, I once pulled a small chunk of meat out of my back tooth.

7:45 Might as well have been a cadaver.

7:47 Sure.

7:47 ROB: You know what I mean?

7:48 Yeah, I get that.

7:49 I thought it was a dead body.

7:50 STEELO: Yeah, you don't want that.

7:51 You know what I mean?

7:52 I was like, ah.

7:53 That was in me?

7:54 You know what I mean?

7:55 It's pretty— pretty nasty.

7:56 Well, look, I don't want to tell my own stories.

7:59 [LAUGHTER] OK.

8:01 You— you're like, I've said too much.

8:04 I'll let this category do the talking.

8:07 Take a look at Stink Reflex.

8:10 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] He gets so excited.

8:14 I like it cause he's— he feels, like, free.

8:16 ROB: Oh, of course he does.

8:17 He's got his little helmet on, little shaker helmet.

8:19 How cute is he?

8:20 STEELO: OK.

8:21 Oh my goodness, buddy, it's stinky.

8:23 ROB: Oh.

8:24 STEELO: Oh, man.

8:25 ROB: Oh.

8:25 STEELO: Look at the baby look at him.

8:26 ROB: The baby's like, and you wonder.

8:28 STEELO: That's me?

8:29 That stinks.

8:30 STEELO: He gonna leave it.

8:31 Hell.

8:32 CARLY: How are you gonna clown on him like that?

8:35 Just leave him on the couch?

8:36 Like— ROB: Man.

8:37 He turned the video off.

8:38 He's like— Nah.

8:39 He forgot he had a baby.

8:41 [GAGGING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, there she is.

8:46 STEELO: OK.

8:48 I don't know.

8:49 Oh!

8:49 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

8:52 STEELO: I can't watch this.

8:53 CARLY: No.

8:54 ROB: Ugh.

8:55 STEELO: What is it?

8:55 ROB: I don't know what it is, but it shouldn't smell enough to make you gag.

9:00 Oh, she's getting this stuff from around?

9:01 ROB: Yeah.

9:02 OK, I thought she was somehow just cutting off the thing off her chest.

9:05 I thought she was removing it.

9:06 STEELO: Me too.

9:07 That's why I was like, I can't see.

9:08 ROB: Oh, you thought it was like a Dr.

9:10 Pimple Popper.

9:10 STEELO: Yeah, me too.

9:11 I thought she was cutting it off somehow.

9:12 ROB: Nah, nah, just cleaning it out.

9:15 STEELO: Oh, man.

9:16 Oh, man.

9:17 Ugh.

9:18 [UPBEAT MUSIC] MAN: Oh, no.

9:21 STEELO: He looks sick.

9:21 MAN: Smell my feet.

9:22 CARLY: Yeah.

9:23 MAN: Smell.

9:24 STEELO: Your feet smell that bad.

9:26 ROB: [GAGS] He turned into a human!

9:29 He's just— just a guy.

9:30 ROB: Man.

9:31 Oh, god.

9:32 CARLY: Oh, my god.

9:33 ROB: That dog— oh, oh.

9:35 MAN: Smell.

9:36 CARLY: Jesus.

9:38 ROB: Oh.

9:39 A grandfather.

9:40 OK, Lolo, do you have amazing reflexes?

9:43 I'm pretty good.

9:44 You know what I mean?

9:44 You ever got caught using them?

9:46 Like, when you train, do you, like, box?

9:48 I don't box, but I feel like, ever since I had a baby, my reflexes have gone up.

9:52 Like, you get supermom powers.

9:53 You know what?

9:54 ROB: Yeah.

9:54 It makes sense.

9:55 I've downloaded reflexes.

9:56 Hey, have you ever had the baby walk up to the edge of a counter and drop,

10:00 and you get there just in time?

10:01 I'm not gonna publicly admit that, but I might

10:04 have seen— You kind of just did, you know.

10:07 You kind of just did a little bit.

10:08 You walked the line.

10:09 You had to catch your baby.

10:11 You had to catch a baby.

10:12 And look, here's the problem with, like,

10:16 babies, especially your very first baby.

10:18 They seem so fragile.

10:20 Yeah.

10:20 ROB: They could just be sitting there and just, like, sitting watching TV.

10:24 And if they roll too heavy, it could be like falling off of a mountain.

10:27 Their head is so heavy.

10:28 It just— Oh, it's heavy.

10:30 Their little bodies.

10:31 And it's all gooey.

10:32 And you just want to make sure that thing doesn't get dinged, you know?

10:36 And, Steelo, what do you think about your reflexes?

10:39 I like to think I got George Bush reflexes.

10:41 You know what I'm saying?

10:42 You throw a shoe at me or something, I can move.

10:44 ROB: Yeah.

10:44 Yeah.

10:45 Yeah, it's really funny.

10:46 You never— you never know the quality of your reflexes until you're tested.

10:50 And to think that a sitting president, who's, like, 65 years old, would just be,

10:55 like, lightning to a shoe, it's pretty legendary,

10:57 to the point that you even remembered it.

11:00 Everybody in this category got that George Bush reflex.

11:04 Take a look at Power Flexes.

11:05 STEELO: He'll love it.

11:06 He watches the show all the time.

11:08 LOLO: Shout out.

11:09 STEELO: For sure.

11:10 ROB: Shout out to George, man.

11:12 [LAUGHTER] Did she punt that cup straight into the washer?

11:15 STEELO: She did, right into the clean— the clean water.

11:17 ROB: Man.

11:18 She knew, let me clean that real quick.

11:20 ROB: Man.

11:21 [METAL MUSIC] Oh.

11:22 STEELO: Oh.

11:23 Oh, no, it's just magic.

11:24 ROB: Man.

11:24 STEELO: That was magic.

11:25 She want a raise.

11:27 She deserves a raise.

11:28 She got it.

11:29 STEELO: Oh.

11:30 ROB: Oh.

11:30 Oh.

11:31 Look, that's that parent strength.

11:33 That's that parent reflex.

11:34 Kind of, but I feel like he kind of let her do that too.

11:37 ROB: But look, he's trying to get the shot.

11:38 We gotta get that forest beanie shot.

11:40 Yeah.

11:41 Yeah.

11:43 Hey, it's a scratch, though.

11:45 ROB: Man, it's just that Euro lifestyle.

11:47 You know what I'm saying?

11:48 And you're— if this was the United States of America,

11:50 that thing would have hit the ground because most

11:52 of our bar patrons don't have the soccer feet.

11:55 That's true.

11:56 [APPLAUSE] OK, Carly, how good are your reflexes?

12:00 Terrible.

12:02 Oh, my god, they're so bad.

12:03 Oh.

12:04 I hope I never need to use those things.

12:06 OK, yeah, well— Those things, when you refer to them as those things.

12:10 ROB: From the sound of it, there's none to use.

12:12 None.

12:13 None.

12:14 It's like, something comes flying at you, you just got to take it.

12:18 A minute later, I'm like— ROB: Yeah, yeah.

12:20 I can't.

12:21 No, look, you can work on it.

12:22 You can work on it.

12:23 You get yourself a tennis ball.

12:24 STEELO: You can.

12:24 CARLY: Yeah, oh—- Throw it into the wall.

12:26 Let it come right back at you.

12:27 Catch it.

12:27 ROB: Yeah.

12:28 Yeah.

12:29 Me and Sterling, what do we have?

12:30 Cat-like reflexes.

12:31 ROB: That's right.

12:32 Wow.

12:32 ROB: That's right.

12:33 George Bush-like reflexes.

12:34 ROB: That's right.

12:35 That's right.

12:36 You miss me.

12:37 Man, we got Robert and Stanley-type reflexes.

12:39 You know what I mean?

12:40 Ooh, yeah.

12:41 Say.

12:42 Agile.

12:43 If something was to happen, like, you know, like,

12:45 if we had an earthquake on this set so violent

12:48 that something was to fall from the ceiling, I wouldn't run.

12:52 CARLY: Really?

12:52 I would catch it.

12:53 STEELO: Oh.

12:54 Really?

12:54 And you would just put everything back?

12:55 ROB: That's it.

12:56 Yeah, yeah.

12:57 ROB: That's— that's it.

12:58 You know what I mean?

12:59 STEELO: All right, good luck.

13:00 Think about that, if the universe wants to bring it to us.

13:02 OK, look, this category is all people showing off their quick reflexes.

13:07 Take a look at Reflex Flexing.

13:09 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, here we go.

13:15 Yeah.

13:16 STEELO: Oh!

13:17 Oh, my god.

13:19 I don't know how long it took him, if this is a trick shot.

13:21 But either way, it's working for me.

13:23 STEELO: Yeah, I like it too.

13:24 CARLY: Yeah, I would never get over this for the rest of my life.

13:26 If I did that, I would show everyone.

13:29 Yeah, just keep reposting.

13:30 I would just be like, I'm so good.

13:32 Yeah, I've never been better.

13:34 CARLY: Yeah.

13:36 ROB: Oh, boy.

13:37 OK.

13:37 STEELO: Oh, man.

13:38 Oh, man!

13:39 Not the baby!

13:40 CARLY: No!

13:41 Man, he said, Kia.

13:42 That's just a regular backpack?

13:43 Is that a baby in the bag too?

13:45 ROB: They're a baby in the backpack?

13:46 Man.

13:46 CARLY: He's got a baby.

13:47 ROB: What we try to do is have a bunch of babies at once,

13:50 take them into a dangerous situation.

13:52 We're baby walkers?

13:53 [LAUGHTER] OK, it could be it.

13:56 [LAUGHTER] Oh.

13:58 STEELO: Oh, man.

13:59 Oh, man.

14:00 ROB: Oh.

14:00 Oh.

14:01 CARLY: Man.

14:01 STEELO: You can tell a stepdad by the way he grab the ankle.

14:03 No.

14:04 If it's a stepdad, he lets her drop.

14:06 Oh, man, you think so?

14:08 ROB: Yeah if it's a stepdad, he puts his foot out just to break the fall.

14:11 STEELO: Yeah, OK.

14:11 ROB: A real dad grabs foot, you know.

14:13 CARLY: This may have done way more harm than good, to be fair.

14:16 Yeah.

14:16 Her ankle hurts.

14:17 Her thigh hurt.

14:18 She walks like this now.

14:19 [LAUGHS] [APPLAUSE] OK, if you got to fall,

14:26 would you rather fall slowly and boom.

14:30 Or would you rather bam, go fast?

14:31 Slowly.

14:33 ROB: And now, why is that?

14:34 I probably got more time to figure [BLEEP] before I hit the ground.

14:36 Like— So you can think about it?

14:38 Figure out how I'm gonna fall, hands going where, if I can grab something.

14:41 But, like, fast, there's nothing you can do about that.

14:43 Yeah.

14:43 STEELO: It's over.

14:44 But it's like, if you take the same amount of pain either way,

14:47 would you rather have it happen in an instant

14:50 or let it play out and know that it's coming, and then take that pain?

14:54 In an instant.

14:55 STEELO: Oh, really?

14:55 Get it over with.

14:56 I'm the other way.

14:57 I'd rather be able to tell you how I fell.

15:00 I'd rather be like, this is where I made my mistake.

15:02 I saw the whole thing.

15:03 ROB: Yeah, hey, it's funny because I would have said instant,

15:07 get it out of the way before.

15:08 But now it's like, because you don't— if you slam quick,

15:11 and— and instantly, you don't know what happened.

15:13 What the [BLEEP] just happened?

15:14 If you slam slowly, well, basically,

15:16 I hit the back of my foot and then I took a step.

15:18 You got a story to tell.

15:19 Yeah.

15:20 ROB: Yeah, you got to figure it out.

15:21 But, look, everybody in this category is slamming nice and slow.

15:25 Take a look at Long Way Down.

15:27 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] MAN: Tell 'em, like, I know I'm in the Lord's house.

15:33 ROB: OK.

15:34 MAN: [BLEEP] ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

15:36 STEELO: Oh, he waves real casual.

15:37 ROB: Oh.

15:39 Don't be talking about the Lord's house.

15:41 He kept acting like he had [BLEEP] control.

15:43 Got way too casual.

15:44 MAN: Yo.

15:45 ROB: Oh.

15:46 MAN: Ow.

15:47 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

15:48 [LAUGHTER] Like, put the bag down.

15:52 ROB: And wee.

15:53 Oh, man.

15:54 Fail.

15:56 ROB: Oh, man.

15:57 You are so bummed.

15:59 Man, you covered, like, 30 or 40 feet.

16:01 You know what I mean?

16:02 Fail.

16:03 As soon as he got out the car, he started falling.

16:05 He really— look, when he shut the door, he started falling.

16:09 He had so much time to stop this.

16:11 How's that possible?

16:14 [SLOW TEMPO MUSIC] ROB: Uh-oh.

16:17 OK.

16:18 OK.

16:18 STEELO: Oh, no.

16:19 Oh, no.

16:20 ROB: Run it out.

16:21 STEELO: Oh, run it— ROB: Oh, OK.

16:23 He's not a quitter.

16:24 I'll tell you that much.

16:25 ROB: He never really fully went down.

16:27 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

16:29 STEELO: He's trying out new moves on accident,

16:32 like— [LAUGHS] ROB: All right, been a long night.

16:35 STEELO: Oh, no!

16:36 Oh, no.

16:38 ROB: Oh, [BLEEP].

16:38 Go back.

16:39 Go back.

16:40 Let me just see the distance.

16:41 Same thing.

16:42 We lost people like them people?

16:44 ROB: As soon as you caught that curb, it was just the beginning of the end.

16:47 It was just really, really far away.

16:49 [GROANS] Oh my god.

16:53 So, look, you're just sitting by a campfire and you're like,

16:56 I got this idea like, how do— you just formulated the idea,

17:00 took it to Taylor, and then, boom, it comes alive?

17:03 Yeah, I mean, I wish it were that easy,

17:05 but it was kind of— it was a bonfire on my farm.

17:09 And my husband's in the military.

17:10 And we were just riffing.

17:12 There was a bottle of whiskey involved.

17:14 ROB: Yeah.

17:15 And we came up with this idea because I don't

17:18 think that women in the military have been properly portrayed.

17:23 Well, look, we got a young military woman right here,

17:27 eight years in the Air Force.

17:28 OK.

17:29 Are you serious?

17:30 Yeah.

17:31 Oh, my gosh.

17:32 Thank you for your service.

17:33 ROB: Yes.

17:34 Rob, is like— JILL: That is incredible.

17:36 LOLO: Thank you.

17:37 That is incredible.

17:38 Wow.

17:38 Now I feel like— No, no, I didn't want to— Now, what about me?

17:44 That's awesome.

17:45 That's awesome.

17:46 Lioness, a really, really amazing show.

17:48 And so, like, the quick reaction force that you're

17:51 a part of, was that part of the early on journey?

17:53 Or was that discovered as you guys started writing it?

17:56 Yeah, no, I mean, we were always— he created Bobby, my character, for me.

18:01 And he told me, you're gonna be the leader to QRF,

18:04 which I was like, what's a QRF?

18:07 So I had to learn about that.

18:09 But it was such a cool character for me

18:11 because it was totally opposite than anything I'd ever done.

18:15 Everybody knows me from, like,

18:17 the girl next door and, like, the Hallmark Movies, you know.

18:20 So it gave me a chance as an actor to really explore that.

18:23 And then being an EP on it has just been incredible to see

18:28 a show like that because it's one of the biggest shows on TV.

18:31 And to see the inner workings of that.

18:34 ROB: Hey, hey, let's— Good talk right there.

18:36 Let's go.

18:37 I don't even want to— let's go act.

18:38 I just want to go act right now.

18:40 Let me go act.

18:42 [LAUGHTER] It's too much.

18:43 It's too much work.

18:44 Acting's hard.

18:46 This first category right here,

18:47 it's all people that are responsible for saving the day fast.

18:50 Take a look at the Quick Reaction Force.

18:53 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, baby's going down.

18:59 Baby's going down.

19:00 JILL: Oh!

19:02 STEELO: Yeah, good save.

19:03 It's on camera!

19:04 ROB: Oh, man.

19:05 You can tell that's his first save ever, though.

19:07 ROB: That's it, man.

19:08 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH]- --on time.

19:09 He's been waiting for something to put his hat on.

19:10 Somebody had a string on that baby.

19:13 ROB: Look out.

19:14 Woo!

19:15 STEELO: She's so impressed too.

19:16 JILL: She gave him a point.

19:17 STEELO: She's gonna give him another.

19:18 She's like, you get— you get a fourth, baby.

19:20 ROB: That's it.

19:21 You get a fourth baby now.

19:21 You impregnate me right now!

19:23 STEELO: You do it.

19:24 You do it for me.

19:25 [ROCK MUSIC] ROB: Oh, here we go.

19:28 STEELO: OK.

19:29 [SHOUTING] Oh, man.

19:32 Oh, OK.

19:33 ROB: Hey, oh.

19:34 STEELO: Man.

19:34 ROB: He fine.

19:35 STEELO: He gotta shoot it, though.

19:37 It would have been cool if he'd shot the ball too.

19:39 This man's on his phone, minding his own business.

19:41 STEELO: It pops up.

19:42 ROB: And then boom.

19:43 STEELO: Ball hits it, pops it up.

19:45 He catches it.

19:46 [LAUGHTER] He gotta shoot it, though, now.

19:48 That's good.

19:49 ROB: He does.

19:49 Complete the play.

19:50 Yeah, do something.

19:52 Oh, oh.

19:54 STEELO: Oh, that's a cat?

19:55 ROB: It be so, oh.

19:56 JILL: Where's that cat come from?

19:57 STEELO: He had at least eight more.

19:58 You good.

19:59 ROB: Listen— Cause that cat will let you catch him,

20:02 and then he will scratch you right after.

20:03 LOLO: Yeah.

20:04 JILL: Oh, my gosh.

20:05 ROB: Look at that.

20:06 STEELO: That is a good catch, though.

20:07 ROB: They love each other because all cats are amazing.

20:09 OK.

20:10 ROB: There you have it for the Quick Reaction Force.

20:14 Not really.

20:15 [APPLAUSE] You know, like, I've always had really good reflexes,

20:20 but I don't know how good they are anymore.

20:22 You haven't been triggered or tested.

20:24 ROB: You know what I mean?

20:25 Like, I think I got it.

20:26 You know what I mean?

20:27 But I get sore just, like, jogging after, like, you know, 20 minutes.

20:32 Yeah, it's life, man.

20:33 So— so what do you think?

20:34 What do you think your guy's reflex is?

20:36 0 to 10, your reflexes.

20:37 STEELO: Oh my god.

20:39 No, I— I'm gonna be real with myself.

20:42 OK.

20:42 I feel like I'm half-superhero, half-liability cause, like,

20:44 one day, I have really— like, I impress myself.

20:47 OK.

20:47 ROB: Yeah.

20:48 So I'll catch something mid-air.

20:49 I— well, so since I'm half and half, I'll go with, like, seven.

20:53 I wanted to see her math.

20:54 That's all I wanted to do cause, in my head, I'm like, she'd be five.

20:57 Then we're in the middle?

20:58 Still gave herself two extra points for no reason.

21:01 I was like, let's see, where we are.

21:02 ROB: Listen, I thought she— I thought she was gonna say, half and half, nine.

21:06 OK?

21:07 I would have given myself a 10 if I was all the way there,

21:09 but— LOLO: No, but my reflex points are very impressive.

21:11 OK.

21:12 So they are— they're boostable.

21:14 ROB: Yeah.

21:15 But— yeah, and my liability points aren't so, so bad ROB: Yeah.

21:18 So that's why the extra two.

21:19 All right.

21:20 And her liability could be a six or a seven.

21:23 Yeah, OK.

21:24 Never thought about that.

21:26 ROB: Well, look, everyone in this category is, like, Lolo's better half.

21:30 Take a look at Lightning Hands.

21:32 [CHEERING] [METAL MUSIC] [CHATTER] Oh, man.

21:39 LOLO: Oh, wow.

21:40 ROB: Just don't test me.

21:41 They're angry.

21:41 Took it too far.

21:42 Yeah, he still kept having the drink too.

21:44 ROB: Oh, he did.

21:46 LOLO: Don't waste nothing.

21:47 Yeah, he's just an alcoholic.

21:49 ROB: Man, yeah.

21:50 Wee.

21:51 STEELO: What just fell?

21:52 What was just that?

21:53 Is that a cell phone?

21:54 LOLO: Oh.

21:54 ROB: The man's just working it.

21:56 STEELO: That's a cell phone.

21:57 He probably catch somebody cell phone.

21:58 ROB: Man.

21:59 No, he just catch and walk on.

22:00 STEELO: Yeah, he's just selling them.

22:02 LOLO: That's his side hustle.

22:03 ROB: Since he didn't even react.

22:04 STEELO: Nah.

22:04 He was, like, sick.

22:05 LOLO: Another.

22:06 Another one.

22:06 STEELO: Yeah.

22:08 Woo!

22:09 ROB: Oh.

22:10 STEELO: Oh, man.

22:10 ROB: Oh.

22:11 Oh, man.

22:12 The fact that you get to just start over from square one.

22:13 STEELO: Yeah.

22:14 ROB: You get to re-pie this man after he kicked it.

22:16 Yeah, won you another chance.

22:18 [LAUGHTER] STEELO: Coming in hot.

22:21 LOLO: Yeah, they pulled in kinda— ROB: Man, Honda's everywhere.

22:25 WOMAN: [SCREAMING] STEELO: I hear the screams.

22:27 I hear the— oh, man.

22:29 That was going through the windshield, too.

22:30 That was Safelite for sure.

22:32 Impaled the window.

22:33 ROB: That's the daughter screaming over here.

22:34 WOMAN: Ah!

22:35 ROB: Ah, sah!

22:37 LOLO: Wow.

22:37 STEELO: Oh, man.

22:38 LOLO: That— that was impressive.

22:40 STEELO: That's so strong.

22:41 ROB: If he's just paying his attention to something else, he gets speared.

22:44 He uses this video all the time.

22:46 He shows it off to everybody.

22:47 I would.

22:48 STEELO: It's a short film now.

22:49 ROB: Oh, we see it.

22:51 STEELO: The baby testing it out.

22:52 ROB: Baby dropping.

22:54 Baby dropping.

22:55 Ta da.

22:57 Oh, wow.

22:59 He slipped on his way to save the baby too.

23:01 STEELO: That's nice.

23:03 That's nice.

23:03 LOLO: Look, he's like, yeah, I did that.

23:05 Spun right to safety, that's how you save a baby's life.

23:07 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

23:10 [DEVO, "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"] Yeah, yeah, yeah OK, there's many ways to fall,

23:14 but there's nothing quite like the long fall because a long fall

23:18 makes you think that you had plenty of time to save yourself.

23:22 Yeah.

23:22 STEELO: Yeah.

23:22 ROB: You know what I mean?

23:23 When you're just, like,

23:24 falling and you have time to think about it, but you can't.

23:27 It's gravity.

23:27 It's momentum.

23:28 It's angles.

23:29 Yeah.

23:30 If you could save yourself, you would.

23:32 That's true.

23:33 But when you can't, you think you can, you live with regret.

23:36 It's so tormenting.

23:37 Yeah, have you done a long fall?

23:39 Oh, yeah, it happens in slow mo.

23:40 ROB: Yeah.

23:40 It does.

23:41 ROB: No.

23:42 And you rethink it because you remember every second of the fall.

23:44 That's it.

23:45 You can— you can look at the sequence

23:47 of events of an injury and of recovering from it.

23:50 And, like, literally,

23:52 six seconds after it— You turn into, like, Sherlock Holmes,

23:55 where you're, like, breaking it down in your head and it's only,

23:57 like, three seconds.

23:58 Look, I don't know what everybody's thinking in this category,

24:01 but they got a long time to think about it.

24:04 Take a look at Long Falls.

24:06 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] MAN: We're not leaving quite yet.

24:13 ROB: Oh, oh, oh, here we go.

24:16 Here we go.

24:16 Here we go.

24:17 LOLO: Whoa.

24:18 STEELO: Here we go.

24:18 I knew it was over.

24:19 Once I saw the crack come out— ROB:

24:21 You already lost control when the crack pops.

24:23 LOLO: You're doomed.

24:24 WOMAN: Are you OK?

24:26 Are you— even a late reaction.

24:28 Man, that man was down for a few seconds.

24:30 [LAUGHS] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, man.

24:35 Alcohol and slow falls.

24:36 STEELO: Grab him.

24:37 ROB: Oh, get him.

24:39 Get— LOLO: That's not your friend.

24:40 STEELO: You got a drunk spotter.

24:41 He did.

24:42 LOLO: They're both— yes.

24:43 He should have grabbed you at some point.

24:45 But he tried to.

24:46 And you, like, drunk shook him.

24:48 STEELO: That's what I'm saying.

24:49 He's too drunk— LOLO: Drunk shook him?

24:50 STEELO: You could have caught him still.

24:52 ROB: Oh, oh.

24:53 STEELO: He got tricked by nothing.

24:54 LOLO: Yeah.

24:55 The Uber's close.

24:57 [CHATTER] ROB: Oh, oh, oh, oh.

25:01 STEELO: Oh, no.

25:02 LOLO: Oh, down the hill.

25:03 ROB: Oh, man.

25:05 She just ran and fell.

25:06 OK, I never connected with gymnastics.

25:09 You know what I mean?

25:10 I think my parents took me to, like, a gymnastics gym, like a real one.

25:15 And I said, nah.

25:16 I feel like that would be— What age?

25:18 I'm gonna say probably six or seven.

25:19 I feel like everybody went at six or seven.

25:21 That's it.

25:22 Everybody went for at least a week.

25:24 You didn't go?

25:24 I don't think I did.

25:25 I missed that- No gymnastics ever?

25:26 I missed the gymnastics train.

25:27 Never?

25:27 ROB: You did?

25:28 No, never?

25:28 Never in your life?

25:29 Not with a friend?

25:30 Not, like— no one ever thought,

25:32 like— No one ever thought— like— did anyone love you?

25:36 No one thought you were athletic?

25:37 [LAUGHTER] Oh, man.

25:39 Look, just bringing up bad memories.

25:40 What?

25:41 Oh, you never felt— No one believed in you?

25:44 ROB: No one— [LAUGHTER] Well, look,

25:47 here's the thing about real gymnastics, it gets serious.

25:50 And then there's always a spotter.

25:52 Yeah.

25:53 ROB: You know, you got to have a spotter.

25:54 There's someone there to make sure you don't break a neck.

25:56 That's true.

25:57 I'd go to war with them.

25:58 ROB: You would?

25:59 I think that's a good testament.

26:00 It is.

26:00 It's great.

26:01 For a battle buddy.

26:02 STEELO: Yeah.

26:02 What?

26:02 As a spotter?

26:04 Yeah.

26:04 Yeah.

26:04 Yeah, a gymnastics spotter?

26:06 LOLO: Yep.

26:07 Yeah, you making sure I'm not falling.

26:08 Look, I don't—- Steelo gets me.

26:10 I get it.

26:10 Listen.

26:11 Listen, she's at war right now.

26:14 I would go to war with a spotter.

26:15 I'm like, a gymnast?

26:16 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] I just spot people.

26:17 LOLO: Gymnastics?

26:18 STEELO: He hurt.

26:19 I just spot people.

26:20 ROB: That's it.

26:20 I don't even go to war.

26:21 LOLO: I don't want to— I'm afraid right now.

26:23 I'm afraid.

26:24 I can catch if you fall.

26:26 I used to be a flier.

26:27 [LAUGHTER] Now, all of a sudden, I'm at war.

26:30 ROB: Oh, man.

26:31 Well, look, if you're gonna go to war with anybody,

26:34 you're gonna want to go to war

26:35 with the spotters in this category because they're amazing.

26:38 Take a look at Super Spotters.

26:40 STEELO: Super Spotters.

26:41 Great.

26:42 [CHEERING] Super Spotters.

26:45 ROB: Coming in hot.

26:46 I'm gonna let it fly.

26:47 STEELO: Oh.

26:48 LOLO: Oh.

26:48 STEELO: Yeah, look at that.

26:50 Man, out of nowhere.

26:51 LOLO: That was great.

26:52 ROB: Saw her coming off the side.

26:53 LOLO: That was his moment.

26:54 That's a good coach.

26:55 That's a good coach.

26:57 LOLO: Wow, he got— STEELO: Way too high.

26:59 LOLO: Yeah.

27:00 STEELO: Fix the light while you up there.

27:01 LOLO: Yeah.

27:04 Oh, oh, saved your life.

27:06 Saved your life.

27:07 [LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC] OK.

27:10 LOLO: Oh.

27:12 STEELO: Oh, man.

27:13 They closed up right there.

27:14 They said, foom.

27:15 ROB: Like, the only thing that shows is lack of belief.

27:17 STEELO: Yeah.

27:18 ROB: Because they never even gave you a chance.

27:20 You were like, oh, he's done.

27:22 STEELO: No conversation about it.

27:25 ROB: OK, all right.

27:26 Paranoid, paranoid, doesn't trust her STEELO: No, he don't.

27:28 LOLO: No.

27:29 ROB: Oh.

27:30 STEELO: He should.

27:31 And he should.

27:32 But honestly, if he didn't— I feel like

27:34 she could have made it if he didn't jump.

27:35 No, she's on her neck, Lolo!

27:38 And by make it, I mean broke her neck.

27:40 Lolo's like, don't touch me.

27:41 Don't touch me.

27:41 LOLO: I got it.

27:42 STEELO: How about that?

27:43 Look at her head, Lolo.

27:44 ROB: Look.

27:45 Look.

27:46 STEELO: She had it.

27:47 It was a new move we've never seen before.

27:49 ROB: Oh, man.

27:50 Maybe, though.

27:51 STEELO: She was already on the ground, guys.

27:53 Steelo would be a great spotter.

27:54 I would be.

27:55 Because he would be on you the moment there's any sign of danger.

27:58 And when he hurt.

27:59 ROB: OK, when you're drunk, are you faster or slower than you normally are?

28:04 Depends on the alcohol.

28:05 Ooh.

28:06 ROB: Ooh.

28:07 And you probably believe that you're faster, but you're slower, sure.

28:10 ROB: Yeah.

28:10 You're slower.

28:11 Yeah, I started thinking about, like— like,

28:14 the type of alcohol combinations that— that put some speed in me.

28:18 Rum makes you slower.

28:19 Tequila makes you faster.

28:20 OK, and nothing in between?

28:22 Like, there's, like, Hennessy or— Vodka, it depends on the vodka.

28:25 STEELO: OK.

28:26 I— I sound like I have too much knowledge.

28:28 STEELO: I was gonna say, like she's racing off on every liquor.

28:31 She's like, I'll race you right now!

28:33 You're like, what?

28:34 It was so authentic and rich that I—

28:37 we were having a real scientific conversation.

28:39 I'm telling you, there's so many people

28:41 that are gonna agree with what I just said.

28:42 Yeah, I believe you.

28:44 For breakfast the other day, I had an espresso and tequila.

28:49 You know what I mean?

28:50 For breakfast?

28:51 Like, Espresso Martini?

28:52 ROB: Yeah, I don't think— Wait, wait, first of all,

28:54 for you to put a name on this.

28:56 CHANEL: I should have been a bartender at some point.

28:57 I thought he had a problem with it.

28:59 And then you were like, oh, Espresso Martini.

29:00 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I woke up in [BLEEP] Arizona,

29:04 had breakfast with some tequila.

29:05 That makes sense.

29:06 And I was like, [BLEEP].

29:08 I was like, what am I up to?

29:10 [LAUGHTER] But that's exactly how tequila is.

29:15 OK, well, look, this category is not filled with anybody with energy.

29:18 This is people that are drunk and their brains are just not working.

29:22 Take a look at Drunk Delays.

29:24 [CHEERING] [ROCK MUSIC] Wa!

29:30 STEELO: Oh.

29:32 ROB: And 5, 4.

29:33 Oh, no, he broke his chill.

29:37 You [BLEEP] hit me?

29:38 Oh.

29:40 ROB: Oh, man.

29:41 STEELO: He can't believe it.

29:42 ROB: He's like, no, I didn't hit you.

29:45 MAN: Look at this man.

29:46 ROB: Oh, oh, oh, oh.

29:49 Man.

29:50 What the hell?

29:51 ROB: What the hell?

29:53 That man eating that corn dog crazy.

29:54 He ate it so crazy, I was like, did he eat the stick inside of it?

29:57 But look, he gets shot with ketchup.

29:59 I think it's fake.

30:00 It's fake ketchup.

30:01 But I'm saying, like, he reacts literally, like, four seconds later.

30:05 Mm.

30:06 ROB: Oh.

30:08 STEELO: First of all— first of all, sir, it been hit you.

30:10 It hit you and it cleaned you up before you even moved.

30:14 MAN: You gotta sit down when you sing.

30:16 ROB: You gotta sit down.

30:17 I ain't gotta sit down.

30:18 I gotta dance.

30:20 STEELO: Sit him down.

30:22 MAN: You gonna [INDISTINCT].

30:23 ROB: What's up, you little— oh!

30:25 STEELO: Oh.

30:26 Well, I guess I better sit down.

30:30 ROB: Yeah.

30:30 STEELO: You a little late, sir.

30:31 You probably should sit down.

30:33 There you have it for Drunk Delays.

30:35 [APPLAUSE] When you got small children, you got to keep an eagle eye on them.

30:39 Yeah.

30:40 ROB: Because it's your responsibility to save a baby.

30:42 Yeah.

30:43 It is.

30:43 It is.

30:44 And even if it's minor, it's still meaningful.

30:46 You know what I mean?

30:47 You see them, like, going down a little bit, you pick them up and bring them up.

30:51 STEELO: You're a superhero.

30:52 That's it.

30:52 A grown ass superhero.

30:53 ROB: That's it.

30:54 That's it.

30:55 No, no, no, a half assed one.

30:56 OK.

30:57 ROB: You know what I mean?

30:58 Because they think you're amazing.

31:00 But you know all you did was pick them up.

31:01 Yeah.

31:02 Karrueche, you ever save a baby's life?

31:05 No.

31:06 ROB: OK.

31:07 I wish.

31:07 That'd be a really cool story.

31:09 That would be.

31:09 You could have lied right here.

31:10 You had an opportunity.

31:11 But I'm a good person.

31:12 OK.

31:12 I don't lie.

31:13 Yeah, look, I've never saved a baby, but I'm a good person.

31:17 [LAUGHTER] Someday, God's gonna put me in the right place at the right time.

31:24 Well, look, maybe you'll be inspired by everybody

31:26 in this category because it's all Baby Saviors.

31:29 Take a look.

31:30 [CHEERING] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Oh, man, I don't like the rock here.

31:35 HOST: Oh.

31:36 Oh.

31:36 ROB: Oh, man.

31:37 Oh, you spotted it cause the villain was not gonna stop.

31:39 ROB: No.

31:41 STEELO: That kid just made a decision, I'm not stopping.

31:43 ROB: Dah, dah, dah, dah.

31:45 [INDISTINCT] this kid's done a good job.

31:49 ROB: Oh, oh, oh, oh, were losing.

31:52 HOST: Ah.

31:52 ROB: Oh he's going.

31:53 HOST: Oh.

31:54 Oh, yeah.

31:54 [LAUGHTER] What kind of eagle claw foot does he have?

31:58 [LAUGHTER] ROB: Za.

32:00 Got him.

32:02 STEELO: That's crazy.

32:03 He's strong.

32:03 How'd you get him?

32:04 He just gripped him with his big toe.

32:07 [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh.

32:09 STEELO: Ooh, good catch.

32:10 Good catch.

32:11 All face.

32:12 Good catch.

32:13 ROB: He just smelled concrete.

32:15 HOST: Ooh.

32:16 ROB: Just got a little bit of rock on his nose.

32:19 Nothing.

32:20 Happy as can be.

32:21 Why would I be sad?

32:22 I didn't hit anything.

32:23 [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh.

32:26 HOST: Ooh, this looks fun.

32:27 ROB: Oh, man.

32:28 You gotta— STEELO: Get that baby!

32:29 ROB: Oh, no.

32:30 STEELO: Get that baby out of there!

32:31 HOST: Oh, my god.

32:32 She gave up way too quick with me.

32:34 I don't like it.

32:35 [LAUGHTER] ROB: She gave up.

32:37 STEELO: Yeah.

32:38 ROB: She faded with just trying to step over the edge.

32:40 Nothing I can do.

32:41 STEELO: She's like, natural selection.

32:42 Natural selection at this point.

32:44 ROB: I'm giving it all I've got.

32:46 This is all I got left to give.

32:48 He's gonna have to take this one.

32:49 Oh.

32:49 HOST: Damn.

32:50 ROB: Oh.

32:51 HOST: Oh, my god.

32:51 STEELO: Is that your mother?

32:53 He got many years of being in danger then.

32:56 WOMAN: [SHOUTS] ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

32:58 WOMAN: [SHOUTS] HOST: Whoa.

33:00 ROB: OK.

33:01 OK, who threw a chair?

33:02 Not expecting that.

33:03 That was deliberate.

33:04 OK, all right.

33:05 STEELO: That was a setup.

33:06 Somebody's hunting— hunting your baby, OK?

33:09 STEELO: What do you guys have beef with?

33:11 ROB: What?

33:12 HOST: What?

33:13 Why?

33:14 ROB: What type of park is this?

33:15 STEELO: Look at the baby look back at the chair like, what was that?

33:18 What is that?

33:19 ROB: Oh, it's— There you have it for Baby Saviors.

33:23 [CHEERING]