Cooper's Plan to Propose | Landman | Paramount+

0:00 What's the verdict?

0:01 Well, I'm halfway there, I guess.

0:02 Son, you ain't halfway to the starting line.

0:05 I need to see you.

0:06 I'm headed to Fort Worth.

0:08 All right, I'll meet you there.

0:09 It can't wait?

0:12 I need something for the leases.

0:13 Well, what about the $42 million dollars of debt that I just paid off?

0:18 Dad, they're worth ten times that each.

0:20 Well, you'd have more if you'd have secured a legitimate

0:23 loan and formed a legitimate company and paid your f***ing bills.

0:27 So I-I don't get anything?

0:28 Well, you're getting your first check in three weeks.

0:30 I need a ring.

0:31 -Goddamn it.

0:32 -A wedding ring.

0:32 And you need that today?

0:34 -Yes.

0:34 -It can't wait two or three months?

0:36 Or at least till I get back to f***ing Midland?

0:38 No, it can't wait.

0:40 He's a patient child, isn't he?

0:42 Wonder where he got that from.

0:44 How much do you need?

0:46 I don't know.

0:46 How much do they cost?

0:48 Beats the shit out of me.

0:49 I don't know.

0:49 Call your mother.

0:50 She knows all that shit.

0:51 -All right.

0:52 I'll call you back.

0:53 -Uh, hey, hey.

0:53 Hang on, Cooper.

0:54 Don't call your mother.

0:55 Son of a bitch.

0:56 Goddamn.

0:57 Had to open my f***ing mouth.

0:59 It's gonna cost me $100,000 right there.

1:02 Do you have $100,000?

1:04 Oh, not having it don't stop my wife from spending it, believe me.

1:08 My ex-wife.

1:08 Sometimes I forget we're not married.

1:10 I'd say you're pretty f***ing married, son.

1:14 Yeah.

1:26 It's hot in here today.

1:28 I tipped that cute boy at the front desk $100 -to crank the heat.

1:32 -Oh.

1:32 Mm-hmm.

1:32 I never understood AC blasting at the gym.

1:36 I'm not here to be comfortable.

1:38 I'm here to work.

1:39 -You know?

1:41 -Yeah.

1:44 I'm at the gym with your sister.

1:46 Ugh.

1:47 What are you up to, baby?

1:48 Hey, how much do engagement rings cost?

1:50 Why?

1:52 Cooper, are you getting married?

1:54 I don't know.

1:55 I'm-I'm gonna ask.

1:56 Oh, Cooper, that's so exciting.

1:59 Your brother's getting married.

2:01 Well, make sure the girl doesn't have a dick.

2:02 -Ainsley.

2:03 -Well...

2:05 no woman could fall in love with him.

2:07 Not one that can see or smell.

2:09 Or hear.

2:10 -She has a baby.

2:11 -You can buy those in the parking lot at Walmart.

2:14 Hey, Cooper, I'm just checking.

2:16 She's a 100% girl, right?

2:17 Mom, you've got to quit spending so much time with Ainsley.

2:20 How much are rings?

2:21 I mean, you know, I think they start around $25,000 -for a sorry little— -Whoa.

2:26 On Zales' website, they say it's, like, half— Oh, good God, son.

2:30 Stay in your little lane, baby.

2:32 No shopping for diamonds on the Internet.

2:34 Go to Bachendorf's, or you can call Sue Gragg.

2:37 Those are your only two options.

2:39 Have you talked to your daddy about this?

2:41 Well, he told me to call you.

2:45 You know what?

2:49 You come by the house.

2:51 I'm gonna give you my engagement ring.

2:54 Yours?

2:55 Mm-hmm.

2:55 That way it stays in the family,

2:58 and you don't have to start out your marriage in debt like your daddy.

3:01 Well, uh, can I come pick it up later?

3:02 Come by whenever you want, my little angel face.

3:07 All right, thank you, Mom.

3:08 Love you.

3:08 I love you, my little squishy bug.

3:11 All right, bye.