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0:00 Do the Bob Dylan phone.
0:01 Bob Dylan's phone on Vibrate.
0:03 Y'all ready for this?
0:10 Hi, we're the cast of SNL
0:13 and today we're testing how well we know each other for Vanity Fair.
0:18 What job was I fired from and later rehired by?
0:22 Bonus.
0:23 Why was I fired?
0:26 Oo,
0:26 okay.
0:26 Definitely racially racially insensitive.
0:30 How old were you?
0:31 I was 16.
0:33 Restaurant restaurant bad attitude.
0:35 I'm thinking host stand with a bullet.
0:37 I'm thinking people walk up and you give them an evil eye.
0:40 I feel like I know this actually.
0:42 Was Brandy Melville a brand when she was in high school?
0:45 No, but obviously I would have worked there.
0:46 Of course you would have worked
0:47 American Apparel or
0:49 Oh yeah, maybe it's retail.
0:50 Um, no.
0:51 I was fired as a camp counselor
0:54 for hitting on the camp.
0:56 No, I panced a boy.
0:58 He would he would lift my shirt all the time.
1:00 It was a different time.
1:02 Like he would he would be like, hey, can I have a hug?
1:04 And I'd go to hug him and then he like lift my shirt like a dick.
1:07 And then I was like, I'm going to get back at you.
1:09 And so we were on a hike and I was like, hey Olly, go look over there.
1:12 It's a hawk.
1:13 And he looked and then I yanked his pants down.
1:15 And then I was fired.
1:16 Why was I featured on the Late Show as a teen?
1:19 Oh, bird calling.
1:21 Bird calling.
1:22 Really?
1:22 It was a pea fowl.
1:24 A pe Oh, pee foul.
1:25 I can't believe it now.
1:27 Yeah.
1:27 It was like And then my friend went the town
1:33 I grew up in had this like longstanding weird
1:37 tradition where the teenagers would do a bird call
1:40 and then the top three would go on David Letterman.
1:43 I'm done with this Berkeley mess.
1:45 Like every time you tell us one other Berkeley childhood story,
1:48 I'm like, "What the hell?" You grew up in a Dr.
1:51 Seuss planet.
1:53 Which major retailer am I banned from and why?
1:56 Oh, stealing from Sephora.
1:59 Not now.
2:00 Wait, what?
2:01 Bed?
2:03 Oh my god.
2:04 Definitely shoplifting.
2:05 Forever 21.
2:06 RIP baby.
2:07 Where would you shoplift from?
2:08 How old were you then?
2:09 Um, I was like in my 20s.
2:11 What is this life of crime that I wasn't aware of?
2:14 Maybe like stealing granola from a granola bar at Whole Foods.
2:19 Major retailer.
2:19 I would guess a fancy cheese of some kind.
2:21 If you're stealing from a grocery store, I'd go something that's a lot.
2:25 That's a high dollar per pound.
2:27 It's not a grocery store.
2:28 It's Target.
2:29 I was going to say Target.
2:30 You're banned from Target.
2:31 Well, I was banned from the downtown LA
2:33 Target cuz I was returning things too much.
2:37 Is your Is your name and picture on some list?
2:39 I didn't have to do the photo thing, but they're like,
2:41 "You're you have to stop." And I had like a talking to
2:44 If you go there now, will they'll be like, "I'm sorry, Miss Fineman."
2:47 Well, I'm blonde now, so they won't know,
2:50 right?
2:50 What was I wearing when I first met Bill Hater?
2:54 Oh, wait.
2:55 It was my first test and he was doing a show because it WAS APRIL.
2:59 OH.
2:59 OH, DUCT TAPE ON YOUR BOOTS.
3:02 YEAH,
3:02 THAT'S IT.
3:03 Just duct tape on your boots.
3:05 Was this for a car?
3:06 What was this for?
3:06 It was Queef who became Ulie who became I
3:09 don't know tried to pitch that lady a lot.
3:11 You auditioned with the character named Queef.
3:14 Yeah, Queef.
3:14 And so I had a thing in my audition where I like wore a shirt and then I
3:17 took my shirt off and I just had tape
3:19 and stickers and I was like putting stickers on
3:22 and the door opened and he was like, "Hi,
3:24 I'm Bill." And he gave me this really beautiful pep talk and was like,
3:27 "This is such a big deal." Like cuz it is just just to test alone.
3:31 What I'm hearing in the story is that Bill
3:33 didn't bang down the door and walk straight in.
3:35 You said come in.
3:37 Yeah.
3:37 Yeah.
3:38 He politely gave you a chance to, you know, adjust shirt and you were like,
3:41 I mean, there was a lot of tape.
3:43 Troy's very com You're very comfortable.
3:48 Yeah.
3:47 I I've touched these boobs the most
3:49 in the cast because you're always squeezing them.
3:52 Yep.
3:52 Little perve.
3:56 Yep.
3:56 What is my favorite cut sketch?
3:58 the animatronic Halloween robots we did that bombed
4:03 harder than anything I've ever been a part of.
4:05 It's weird cuz it's like favorite
4:07 Claptor.
4:07 Claptor's King of Claptor.
4:09 Yeah.
4:10 But like favorite because it's it went so spectacularly bad.
4:15 Wow.
4:15 What about the one where we were all like anime characters and we were like
4:20 Pokemon?
4:21 Yeah.
4:21 Was it the Pokémon one that you and I wrote?
4:23 Actually, you've told me about a sketch where
4:25 um sparklers were shooting out of a snowman's head.
4:29 Did that make it to air?
4:30 That was cut for time.
4:31 See, you've t you've told me about it multiple times, which makes me feel like
4:36 Do you ever start laughing when it bombs so bad?
4:39 Yeah.
4:39 Towards the end.
4:40 That's when Mikey starts improvising.
4:41 That's when he goes off cards and he's tap dancing as hard as he can,
4:45 trying to sell
4:46 Trying to get Yeah.
4:47 Trying to get a little moment out of it.
4:49 I wrote it down.
4:49 Pokemon.
4:51 Pokemon.
4:51 You were in that?
4:52 Yeah, I was I had so much fun doing that.
4:54 James James and I wrote that, too.
4:56 We were liveaction Pokemon characters.
4:58 And
4:59 I had so much fun doing that cuz it was all the effort sounds.
5:02 We love making anime effort sounds.
5:04 What was this sketch?
5:05 I've never
5:06 American dubbed over when American voice actors dub anime.
5:11 It's like bomb.
5:14 And so the first time we go, "Let's go." The audience nothing.
5:20 And we're like, that's all the sketches.
5:21 audience doesn't know if they're free to laugh at it.
5:24 And we're like, we're doing people who live
5:26 in Burbank who are recording this at 11:00 a.m.
5:29 5 years ago.
5:30 That's what the vibe is.
5:32 They're thinking about they're going to go to Porto right after this.
5:34 That's the voice.
5:36 Mom, y'all forgot to write me into it.
5:38 What was the theme of my high school's homecoming dance?
5:44 E.
5:43 I was on I was on ASB, so I had something to do with it.
5:48 Orange County, right?
5:49 It was Orange County.
5:51 Now, we were on the student government,
5:54 the ASB board, so we made the theme something.
5:57 I'm going to guess um
6:00 golf.
6:00 Now, this involved like we got to do
6:02 a skit at the assembly and we called them skits.
6:06 So,
6:06 you're sketching.
6:07 It's not just the dance.
6:08 It was like a week long.
6:10 Who' you go with?
6:10 Whitney Davis.
6:12 Popular girl.
6:13 I had a crush on her.
6:15 She just wanted to be friends.
6:18 What would it be?
6:19 Spin it around.
6:20 Did you got all that?
6:21 Batman.
6:22 Batman.
6:23 What the hell?
6:24 That's cool.
6:25 And the dance was a party at Wayne Manor.
6:28 We got the Batmobile for our homecoming assembly.
6:30 Okay, that rocks actually.
6:33 Why is that awful?
6:34 No, I think it rocks.
6:35 What do you want?
6:38 You
6:37 old Hollywood.
6:38 That's what YOU WANT.
6:39 OLD HOLLYWOOD.
6:41 WELL, GUESS WHAT?
6:41 Batman the animated series was art deco.
6:43 So, that's an aesthetic.
6:44 So,
6:44 I mine was art deco actually.
6:46 Actually, remember Michelle Feifer one's cool.
6:48 Which host was the hardest to write for?
6:52 Oh,
6:52 you just say women.
6:53 Oh, I know.
6:55 Can you get Ashley out of here?
6:58 I don't know this.
6:59 Bonus.
7:00 Who was the easiest?
7:02 Easiest is Ryan cuz you guys are bffs.
7:05 Yeah,
7:06 they text.
7:07 Oh, yeah.
7:07 Ashley got it.
7:08 Gosling's the easiest.
7:10 Before I was a cast member, which classic sketch did I fully recreate at home?
7:17 Cone
7:16 for a video camera.
7:17 A video camera.
7:18 Brian Fellow's Safari Planet
7:20 Down by the H.
7:23 Chris Farley sketch
7:24 band.
7:24 Down by the river.
7:25 Okay.
7:25 Church lady.
7:26 Yeah, that's a good one.
7:27 Let's see.
7:28 Wayne's World.
7:31 Party time.
7:32 Do you have that video?
7:33 Maybe in an old box.
7:37 Which iconic SNL sketch am I in but never appear on camera?
7:43 Okay, this is her.
7:44 Oh, maybe something from the 50s.
7:49 Maybe doing surprise.
7:52 I think it's Domingo because we were all
7:55 in it at our like our show.
7:56 Yeah, it was a No, I don't care.
8:01 What happened?
8:01 Um, they forgot I was there.
8:03 Did they not?
8:04 Did the camera?
8:05 It did happen.
8:05 So, no, I don't care.
8:07 This is I don't care.
8:08 Are you the one you can hear crying off camera?
8:11 Is that you?
8:11 Well, I'm shocked I was even miked.
8:13 DJ got me miked to me and you could hear me cry.
8:15 Were you there throughout rehearsal and when they live?
8:19 Oh yeah.
8:19 There were so many opportunities for them to just
8:21 kind of like show me Mikey just out of curiosity.
8:25 What does an Ashley cry sound like?
8:30 It's a little kid falling.
8:31 I'm not doing this.
8:32 I can't believe you invited her.
8:34 This will be a nice one.
8:35 Mikey knows this.
8:36 He's read my book.
8:37 How did I get into comedy?
8:39 You were working at Sephora and you were sad and you
8:43 didn't like it and you were in the Bay Area.
8:44 No, I like
8:45 Oh, the office.
8:46 Get me out of here.
8:47 And your mom was like, "You're so funny.
8:49 You should do comedy." And then you did Groundling.
8:52 Pretty much.
8:53 Is this inspiration or did you see something and want
8:55 to get into comedy or is this how you got?
8:57 I don't know.
8:59 How did I get into comedy?
9:00 You know what?
9:00 There's a few answers.
9:01 I'm going to also say another thing.
9:03 She likes The Office.
9:04 OH MY GOD.
9:05 I WAS JUST WRITING THAT.
9:06 OKAY, THEY GOT THEM ALL.
9:08 THE OFFICE by being annoying.
9:10 And then mom, that could be a hard.
9:13 She's sweet.
9:14 Nicole Williams.
9:15 What's up, Nicole?
9:16 What's up, NICOLE?
9:16 LET'S ALL say hi, Nicole.
9:18 Hi, Nicole.
9:20 There you go.
9:20 Okay.
9:21 Did you just call my mother baby?
9:23 We'll talk about that after.
9:25 Which music guest leftovers hard-boiled eggs did I eat?
9:30 HB.
9:30 It was a music guest.
9:32 This is real.
9:33 Obsessed with HBS.
9:34 I know you carry around hardboiled eggs.
9:37 Was it this year?
9:38 This was it this year.
9:40 It all blurs together.
9:41 Might have been last year.
9:42 Oh, it was last year.
9:44 Last year I Chris Martin.
9:46 He seems like a healthy guy.
9:48 Yeah.
9:48 Who asked for it on their rider?
9:50 So, hard-boiled eggs.
9:51 It's not necessarily
9:53 Chris Martin was like,
9:54 I want hard-boiled eggs and I don't want to see a single shoes.
9:57 If you bring me shoes,
9:58 I'm going to be pissed.
10:00 Can I give you a hint?
10:01 Do you want a hint?
10:01 Yeah.
10:02 Do they have like a stinky boiled egg vibe or a healthy boiled egg?
10:06 Like a healthy and their performance needed Lady Gaga.
10:10 And I'm going to say chairs.
10:12 Tate McCrae.
10:13 Tate McCrae.
10:14 You stole Tate McCrae's HBS.
10:17 I didn't steal.
10:17 I was offered.
10:18 What's my comfort snack on set?
10:23 That's okay.
10:24 That is ziplo bag.
10:25 That is not my comfort thing.
10:27 That is fuel.
10:29 That is fuel.
10:30 A cookie.
10:31 And you know what's awful about that Ziploc bag, Mikey?
10:33 She uses the same one the whole year.
10:35 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know.
10:36 That's why it smells disgusting attacked.
10:39 Carrot cake from Carrot.
10:40 Oh, I wish.
10:41 That's not my comfort one.
10:42 That's just my delight.
10:44 That's my Sunday delight cup.
10:46 No.
10:47 Almonds.
10:47 How about this?
10:47 It's a drink.
10:48 Oh.
10:49 Oh.
10:49 Tea.
10:49 Tea.
10:51 No.
10:52 Hard body.
10:53 If you guys don't get this,
10:54 some kind of WEED SODA.
10:56 OH, NO.
10:56 BLACK ICE COFFEE.
10:58 Ding ding.
10:58 Sarah gets 400 points.
11:01 I'm going to call that a
11:02 Is that it?
11:03 Yeah, I'd say that's a drink.
11:07 No, it's not.
11:10 Which fictional character is my fashion icon?
11:13 Clam clown.
11:16 Fiction.
11:16 Bozo the clown from WGN.
11:18 Lamb Shop.
11:21 I think we're discussing Mr.
11:22 M from Pokemon.
11:25 No, that's not right.
11:25 Oh, Shel.
11:26 You're Shel Deval.
11:28 Deval, the lead clown in Killer CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE.
11:32 Noseratu if he went to Studio 54.
11:35 Pennywise.
11:36 Pennywise.
11:38 Chucky.
11:37 OH, THE NANNY.
11:39 She was working at a bridal shop.
11:41 Flushing queen.
11:42 Y'all were so busy roasting my ass, you forgot to think critically.
11:45 Do you have a nanny tattoo?
11:46 Not yet.
11:47 No.
11:47 I do have a lamp job.
11:49 You do have a lamp.
11:49 I knew that.
11:50 What was my television debut?
11:52 Oh.
11:53 Oh.
11:53 Oh.
11:53 Days of our lives.
11:55 Cheaters.
11:56 Real sex.
11:56 The clown.
11:57 I actually think I have one that no one knows about.
12:00 Were you on like a search party or something before you got us?
12:03 THEY NEVER ASKED ME.
12:04 THREE BUSY DEBORAH.
12:05 THREE BUSY DEBORAH.
12:07 WELL, MODELING.
12:08 The research is showing that it's Adult Swim,
12:11 but I think I have a secret one that was
12:13 so not seen by anyone that it's not even on IMDb.
12:17 I did stand up on a show called Laugh Tracks where they reenacted your standup
12:24 on MTV.
12:25 I do remember that.
12:26 I did one of those and my episode was the one that came after its cancellation,
12:31 right?
12:31 So, I was like, "There it is.
12:32 There it is.
12:32 We're all going to watch it." Mom.
12:33 Uh, yeah.
12:34 Reenacted.
12:35 How?
12:36 And they play the audio and then they have actors reenacting.
12:39 It's like drunk history style, bro.
12:41 That's so cool.
12:42 What's the grossest sketch I ever pitched?
12:44 When you made a wish on a pube.
12:46 Oh, that was good.
12:47 Wait, the get the table.
12:49 The butt DIAL ONE WAS PRETTY
12:52 WAIT, DID IT GO TO DRESS?
12:53 That did.
12:53 Yeah,
12:54 it did.
12:54 Which one?
12:55 Butt dial.
12:56 Butt dial.
12:57 That's a good answer.
12:58 I also like the ones where your boobs were so long and they
13:01 Oh, that was good, too.
13:02 The body double one, right?
13:04 Is that what that was?
13:05 Good.
13:06 I Yeah, I guess.
13:07 Butt dog.
13:07 Snail trail.
13:08 Samantha butt dog.
13:10 It was before your time.
13:11 It got cut because I was playing a human ass and it w the ass was too realistic.
13:18 There was a like full balls and taint on the ass basically.
13:22 I know.
13:22 That was Audrey Plaza.
13:25 Yes.
13:25 Audrey Plaza.
13:26 Jesus.
13:28 Jesus.
13:27 Aubrey Plaza.
13:28 Aubrey Plaza.
13:31 Plaza.
13:31 And I said Audrey Plaza.
13:33 I love Aubrey, too.
13:35 I'm losing my mind.
13:36 Oh god.
13:36 Is this what's going to happen to me in a couple years?
13:39 Yeah.
13:39 Where is the weirdest place I ever performed?
13:42 Oh my god.
13:42 You for Wow.
13:44 My brain said the depths of hell.
13:45 Like you've done it all.
13:47 Crazy Chris's clown cellar.
13:49 Did you do like the laundromat thing in San Francisco?
13:53 No.
13:53 A small
13:54 one of those basements full of women where a guy lives in a normal life on top.
13:59 Yeah, exactly.
14:00 Something like that.
14:00 Some sort of studio.
14:02 A garage.
14:03 Yoga studio with the lights on in the middle of the day.
14:07 Sucked.
14:08 Sucked.
14:08 unpaid, right?
14:09 Yes, my definitely unpaid
14:11 doing yoga.
14:12 Chicago.
14:12 Yeah,
14:15 for a yoga class.
14:16 Yeah, terrible.
14:17 Were you doing some vintage Sarah stuff?
14:19 Yeah, it was terrible.
14:23 What was my first Tik Tok?
14:25 Oh, actually don't hilarious.
14:28 But I have an idea.
14:28 It's a weird little song that's where the meter keeps kind of
14:33 I never did a song on Tik Tok.
14:34 How old were you?
14:35 Can I ask?
14:37 21.
14:37 Were you in when I was in college.
14:39 I can't drink.
14:40 No,
14:41 I'm going to say a song.
14:42 Something.
14:42 It's related to one of you actually.
14:44 Is it WHAT YOU SAY?
14:46 YES.
14:47 OH MY GOD.
14:48 CHRIS, IT WAS Is it Cake?
14:49 Because I Yeah.
14:50 I did something.
14:51 Did you steal that from James?
14:53 Yeah.
14:53 It was basically is it Cake was my idea and I started it.
14:55 And then Mikey was like, "This person can't really like call me on." Yeah.
15:00 No, it was um I did an is it cake like where I'm shocked about.
15:03 But then I made the cake and it was just like um like a layer cake.
15:07 It was like a lion middle.
15:08 Okay, good.
15:09 Yeah.
15:10 What classic film am I superstitious about finishing?
15:14 The father.
15:15 That is kind of close in um phonetically.
15:18 Good fellas.
15:19 Tommy boy.
15:19 The Godfather.
15:21 Harry Potter.
15:23 Yeah, cuz it's too scary.
15:25 Does it start with the Mhm.
15:29 Tele graduate?
15:29 Because I watched it the first time I hung out with my bff,
15:33 Leva, and now we're scared.
15:34 I'm scared that if we finish it, that something horrible would happen.
15:39 It's a really good end.
15:41 I know.
15:42 I know how it ends.
15:43 It's like one of the most famous.
15:45 How does it end?
15:46 It ends really crazy in a moment of really superstitious.
15:51 I don't know.
15:54 I don't know what's something I watch that I consider a guilty pleasure.
15:59 Oh,
15:59 the news.
16:00 The news.
16:04 I do watch Straters, but I don't feel bad.
16:06 SNL reality.
16:08 I watch all my scenes just as a compiler word.
16:14 I'm I'm not the L word.
16:18 Clocked.
16:18 Weird as Well, I put the Olympics, but that's not true.
16:22 But basically, I watched I would say seven hours of the Olympics,
16:25 and I just so much or seven hours a day.
16:28 Sorry.
16:28 Seven hours a day of the Olympics.
16:30 What pop culture fandom am I currently deep in?
16:32 BTS.
16:33 BTS not I don't know
16:35 One Direction Jack Johnson
16:38 don't e E sorry all great answers
16:42 why don't I like Jack Johnson
16:43 I'm not all things I love not with anything that's happening today
16:48 why don't you like Jack Johnson
16:52 Hey guys side conversations
16:55 I'm sorry the breakout room do it again breakout room
16:59 you're looking kicking for every single one okay
17:02 My answer is the Nirvana THE BAND THE MOVIE.
17:06 I HAVE seen it twice in the movie
17:08 looking around for the camera or Nirvana the band.
17:12 Is it good the band the movie?
17:13 I went and saw it by myself the other day.
17:15 Had a great time packed.
17:17 Oh, I saw it in a theater full of guys like you.
17:19 Oh, okay.
17:19 Give me a break.
17:20 Give me a break.
17:23 Nerds.
17:25 Who does George Clooney think I look like?
17:28 And I need a Sharpie to write down my funny answer.
17:31 Benjamin Franklin.
17:33 Benjamin Franklin.
17:33 Wow, that hurts.
17:34 Story that Bob Dylan.
17:36 Bob Dylan.
17:37 Well, you
17:38 look like a painting.
17:39 You look like a painting.
17:40 I look like a painting.
17:41 These are interesting.
17:43 Who is the muppet who has who's a
17:45 Which painting is very key.
17:48 Beaker.
17:50 Beaker.
17:50 The muppet.
17:50 That was the demeaning nickname I had in high school.
17:52 So, that is a fun memory to dredge up from the
17:56 of the past.
17:59 Plague era.
18:00 Wes Anderson.
18:00 Did Did George Clooney tell you this?
18:03 Yes.
18:03 We were on a Nespresso commercial shoot and uh my my red hair
18:08 was a little bit longer in that day and he said, "You look like
18:12 medieval Wes Anderson."
18:13 The ones with Danny DeVito.
18:15 Those ones.
18:15 I didn't quite have a bob, but it was flat ironed that day.
18:18 Were at those commercials where he was with Danny?
18:20 It was with Natalie Dormer and it was the best
18:22 commercial gig I ever had in my life cuz it was,
18:24 you know, a couple days of work and then
18:25 it played in Japan for like 10 straight years.
18:28 Wow.
18:28 Wa.
18:29 So, my wife was very grateful for that.
18:31 You got a nice Anderson tie cuz you have little
18:34 Yes.
18:34 And I like to ride in a train and scribble in a little notebook.
18:39 Yeah.
18:40 Yeah.
18:40 Twe as Please tell me.
18:42 Get over it.
18:44 Okay.
18:44 What SNL story is my Roman empire?
18:47 Well, James has the thing of like every famous SNL
18:51 alumni has reached out to him to tell him he's amazing.
18:55 Wait, really?
18:56 Yes.
18:57 No.
18:57 Lucky.
18:57 I'm still waiting on Julia Sweeney.
19:00 I'm any phone call.
19:02 Like a Dana Carvey story.
19:04 Maybe a Dana Fred Arm story.
19:07 Maybe a Fred Armson story.
19:08 That's a Fred Armson.
19:09 Well, I'm going to write down the thing I think about a lot.
19:13 Oh, didn't Dana Carvey ask for tips on an impression?
19:17 That's true.
19:18 That's good.
19:18 And oh, Mike Meyers asking you Mike Myers.
19:21 Yes.
19:21 I got a point.
19:22 Asking about Mus.
19:23 ABOUT ELON MUSK.
19:24 OH, THAT WAS SO CLOSE.
19:26 OH, that is close.
19:27 One day at SNL going into work,
19:30 I got a call from an unknown number and it was comedy legend
19:33 Mike Meyers asking me to do Elon Musk for him for a second.
19:36 And it was a terrifying little moment and that I'm like wandering through
19:40 the Midtown crowds being like basically what you know my terrible Elon Musk.
19:45 Which musical guest left me starruck?
19:50 Jack White, Paul McCartney,
19:53 Timothy Shalom.
19:54 It might have been.
19:55 I think Sarah's got it right.
19:57 I think it's gonna be Paul.
19:58 Yeah, of course.
19:59 Because duh.
20:01 But, you know, that moment was really special at SNL50.
20:03 He he he finished off the special playing the end of Abbey Road
20:07 and then I don't even know if I can say, can I even say this?
20:11 A J started floating around the studio.
20:14 What is that?
20:15 A J.
20:16 A J.
20:17 Mom.
20:17 Yeah, it was a J.
20:18 Mom.
20:19 Okay.
20:21 Pot.
20:20 I didn't have anything to do with that.
20:22 That's disgusting.
20:23 Yeah.
20:23 And so there was just something going on in the air.
20:25 And at one point it was just
20:27 me and Paul McCartney holding each other's shoulders,
20:29 looking in each other's eyes.
20:30 And I had no clue what to say.
20:32 And I was just like, brother, thank you for the music.
20:37 Brother, thank you for the music.
20:38 And he was like, I want to thank you
20:40 for all the sketch work you've done over the years.
20:44 Wow.
20:43 I don't think he said that.
20:45 What are two things that Timothy Shalamé and I have in common?
20:49 You both dated a Kardashian.
20:51 You wear sweatpants.
20:52 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:54 Bob Dylan impression.
20:56 Bob Dylan impression.
20:57 And we both love to maintain a nasty little dirt stash
21:02 right there in that precious real estate right above that upper lip.
21:05 Timmy and I love to just grow a little bit of something
21:08 up there and let it let it do what it do.
21:12 Gross.
21:11 Wait, do the Bob Dylan phone.
21:13 That's my Bob Dylan's phone on vibrate.
21:15 Y'all ready for this?
21:20 Classic J for you.
21:21 Paula Pel told me to that that could be referred to as a womb broom.
21:25 Is that broom broom?
21:27 Think about it, girl.
21:28 Munching.
21:29 It's about your head.
21:30 What a yucky.
21:31 Use your head, Paula.
21:32 I think Where's the womb?
21:35 What does the broom?
21:36 You got it.
21:40 Oh, wait.
21:40 Can we have a one last a quick like showdown?
21:45 Tiebreaker.
21:45 Where would my dream vacation be?
21:46 Dream vacation.
21:47 I got it.
21:47 You go first.
21:49 Japan.
21:49 M.
21:49 That's great.
21:50 But I would hope to have a gig in Japan.
21:51 That's a working vacation.
21:52 That's not what the hell this is about.
21:54 I feel like you do talk a lot about Hawaii.
21:56 I feel like it's like a gig that pays for with your family
22:00 at a resort and you can bring Homer and Becca or Europe.
22:05 Which can I guess?
22:06 A beach.
22:07 And did Chloe win?
22:09 Oh, brother.
22:11 Big hit.
22:12 Can you keep that in?