SNL Cast Test How Well They Know Each Other | Vanity Fair

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0:00 Do the Bob Dylan phone.

0:01 Bob Dylan's phone on Vibrate.

0:03 Y'all ready for this?

0:10 Hi, we're the cast of SNL

0:13 and today we're testing how well we know each other for Vanity Fair.

0:18 What job was I fired from and later rehired by?

0:22 Bonus.

0:23 Why was I fired?

0:26 Oo,

0:26 okay.

0:26 Definitely racially racially insensitive.

0:30 How old were you?

0:31 I was 16.

0:33 Restaurant restaurant bad attitude.

0:35 I'm thinking host stand with a bullet.

0:37 I'm thinking people walk up and you give them an evil eye.

0:40 I feel like I know this actually.

0:42 Was Brandy Melville a brand when she was in high school?

0:45 No, but obviously I would have worked there.

0:46 Of course you would have worked

0:47 American Apparel or

0:49 Oh yeah, maybe it's retail.

0:50 Um, no.

0:51 I was fired as a camp counselor

0:54 for hitting on the camp.

0:56 No, I panced a boy.

0:58 He would he would lift my shirt all the time.

1:00 It was a different time.

1:02 Like he would he would be like, hey, can I have a hug?

1:04 And I'd go to hug him and then he like lift my shirt like a dick.

1:07 And then I was like, I'm going to get back at you.

1:09 And so we were on a hike and I was like, hey Olly, go look over there.

1:12 It's a hawk.

1:13 And he looked and then I yanked his pants down.

1:15 And then I was fired.

1:16 Why was I featured on the Late Show as a teen?

1:19 Oh, bird calling.

1:21 Bird calling.

1:22 Really?

1:22 It was a pea fowl.

1:24 A pe Oh, pee foul.

1:25 I can't believe it now.

1:27 Yeah.

1:27 It was like And then my friend went the town

1:33 I grew up in had this like longstanding weird

1:37 tradition where the teenagers would do a bird call

1:40 and then the top three would go on David Letterman.

1:43 I'm done with this Berkeley mess.

1:45 Like every time you tell us one other Berkeley childhood story,

1:48 I'm like, "What the hell?" You grew up in a Dr.

1:51 Seuss planet.

1:53 Which major retailer am I banned from and why?

1:56 Oh, stealing from Sephora.

1:59 Not now.

2:00 Wait, what?

2:01 Bed?

2:03 Oh my god.

2:04 Definitely shoplifting.

2:05 Forever 21.

2:06 RIP baby.

2:07 Where would you shoplift from?

2:08 How old were you then?

2:09 Um, I was like in my 20s.

2:11 What is this life of crime that I wasn't aware of?

2:14 Maybe like stealing granola from a granola bar at Whole Foods.

2:19 Major retailer.

2:19 I would guess a fancy cheese of some kind.

2:21 If you're stealing from a grocery store, I'd go something that's a lot.

2:25 That's a high dollar per pound.

2:27 It's not a grocery store.

2:28 It's Target.

2:29 I was going to say Target.

2:30 You're banned from Target.

2:31 Well, I was banned from the downtown LA

2:33 Target cuz I was returning things too much.

2:37 Is your Is your name and picture on some list?

2:39 I didn't have to do the photo thing, but they're like,

2:41 "You're you have to stop." And I had like a talking to

2:44 If you go there now, will they'll be like, "I'm sorry, Miss Fineman."

2:47 Well, I'm blonde now, so they won't know,

2:50 right?

2:50 What was I wearing when I first met Bill Hater?

2:54 Oh, wait.

2:55 It was my first test and he was doing a show because it WAS APRIL.

2:59 OH.

2:59 OH, DUCT TAPE ON YOUR BOOTS.

3:02 YEAH,

3:02 THAT'S IT.

3:03 Just duct tape on your boots.

3:05 Was this for a car?

3:06 What was this for?

3:06 It was Queef who became Ulie who became I

3:09 don't know tried to pitch that lady a lot.

3:11 You auditioned with the character named Queef.

3:14 Yeah, Queef.

3:14 And so I had a thing in my audition where I like wore a shirt and then I

3:17 took my shirt off and I just had tape

3:19 and stickers and I was like putting stickers on

3:22 and the door opened and he was like, "Hi,

3:24 I'm Bill." And he gave me this really beautiful pep talk and was like,

3:27 "This is such a big deal." Like cuz it is just just to test alone.

3:31 What I'm hearing in the story is that Bill

3:33 didn't bang down the door and walk straight in.

3:35 You said come in.

3:37 Yeah.

3:37 Yeah.

3:38 He politely gave you a chance to, you know, adjust shirt and you were like,

3:41 I mean, there was a lot of tape.

3:43 Troy's very com You're very comfortable.

3:48 Yeah.

3:47 I I've touched these boobs the most

3:49 in the cast because you're always squeezing them.

3:52 Yep.

3:52 Little perve.

3:56 Yep.

3:56 What is my favorite cut sketch?

3:58 the animatronic Halloween robots we did that bombed

4:03 harder than anything I've ever been a part of.

4:05 It's weird cuz it's like favorite

4:07 Claptor.

4:07 Claptor's King of Claptor.

4:09 Yeah.

4:10 But like favorite because it's it went so spectacularly bad.

4:15 Wow.

4:15 What about the one where we were all like anime characters and we were like

4:20 Pokemon?

4:21 Yeah.

4:21 Was it the Pokémon one that you and I wrote?

4:23 Actually, you've told me about a sketch where

4:25 um sparklers were shooting out of a snowman's head.

4:29 Did that make it to air?

4:30 That was cut for time.

4:31 See, you've t you've told me about it multiple times, which makes me feel like

4:36 Do you ever start laughing when it bombs so bad?

4:39 Yeah.

4:39 Towards the end.

4:40 That's when Mikey starts improvising.

4:41 That's when he goes off cards and he's tap dancing as hard as he can,

4:45 trying to sell

4:46 Trying to get Yeah.

4:47 Trying to get a little moment out of it.

4:49 I wrote it down.

4:49 Pokemon.

4:51 Pokemon.

4:51 You were in that?

4:52 Yeah, I was I had so much fun doing that.

4:54 James James and I wrote that, too.

4:56 We were liveaction Pokemon characters.

4:58 And

4:59 I had so much fun doing that cuz it was all the effort sounds.

5:02 We love making anime effort sounds.

5:04 What was this sketch?

5:05 I've never

5:06 American dubbed over when American voice actors dub anime.

5:11 It's like bomb.

5:14 And so the first time we go, "Let's go." The audience nothing.

5:20 And we're like, that's all the sketches.

5:21 audience doesn't know if they're free to laugh at it.

5:24 And we're like, we're doing people who live

5:26 in Burbank who are recording this at 11:00 a.m.

5:29 5 years ago.

5:30 That's what the vibe is.

5:32 They're thinking about they're going to go to Porto right after this.

5:34 That's the voice.

5:36 Mom, y'all forgot to write me into it.

5:38 What was the theme of my high school's homecoming dance?

5:44 E.

5:43 I was on I was on ASB, so I had something to do with it.

5:48 Orange County, right?

5:49 It was Orange County.

5:51 Now, we were on the student government,

5:54 the ASB board, so we made the theme something.

5:57 I'm going to guess um

6:00 golf.

6:00 Now, this involved like we got to do

6:02 a skit at the assembly and we called them skits.

6:06 So,

6:06 you're sketching.

6:07 It's not just the dance.

6:08 It was like a week long.

6:10 Who' you go with?

6:10 Whitney Davis.

6:12 Popular girl.

6:13 I had a crush on her.

6:15 She just wanted to be friends.

6:18 What would it be?

6:19 Spin it around.

6:20 Did you got all that?

6:21 Batman.

6:22 Batman.

6:23 What the hell?

6:24 That's cool.

6:25 And the dance was a party at Wayne Manor.

6:28 We got the Batmobile for our homecoming assembly.

6:30 Okay, that rocks actually.

6:33 Why is that awful?

6:34 No, I think it rocks.

6:35 What do you want?

6:38 You

6:37 old Hollywood.

6:38 That's what YOU WANT.

6:39 OLD HOLLYWOOD.

6:41 WELL, GUESS WHAT?

6:41 Batman the animated series was art deco.

6:43 So, that's an aesthetic.

6:44 So,

6:44 I mine was art deco actually.

6:46 Actually, remember Michelle Feifer one's cool.

6:48 Which host was the hardest to write for?

6:52 Oh,

6:52 you just say women.

6:53 Oh, I know.

6:55 Can you get Ashley out of here?

6:58 I don't know this.

6:59 Bonus.

7:00 Who was the easiest?

7:02 Easiest is Ryan cuz you guys are bffs.

7:05 Yeah,

7:06 they text.

7:07 Oh, yeah.

7:07 Ashley got it.

7:08 Gosling's the easiest.

7:10 Before I was a cast member, which classic sketch did I fully recreate at home?

7:17 Cone

7:16 for a video camera.

7:17 A video camera.

7:18 Brian Fellow's Safari Planet

7:20 Down by the H.

7:23 Chris Farley sketch

7:24 band.

7:24 Down by the river.

7:25 Okay.

7:25 Church lady.

7:26 Yeah, that's a good one.

7:27 Let's see.

7:28 Wayne's World.

7:31 Party time.

7:32 Do you have that video?

7:33 Maybe in an old box.

7:37 Which iconic SNL sketch am I in but never appear on camera?

7:43 Okay, this is her.

7:44 Oh, maybe something from the 50s.

7:49 Maybe doing surprise.

7:52 I think it's Domingo because we were all

7:55 in it at our like our show.

7:56 Yeah, it was a No, I don't care.

8:01 What happened?

8:01 Um, they forgot I was there.

8:03 Did they not?

8:04 Did the camera?

8:05 It did happen.

8:05 So, no, I don't care.

8:07 This is I don't care.

8:08 Are you the one you can hear crying off camera?

8:11 Is that you?

8:11 Well, I'm shocked I was even miked.

8:13 DJ got me miked to me and you could hear me cry.

8:15 Were you there throughout rehearsal and when they live?

8:19 Oh yeah.

8:19 There were so many opportunities for them to just

8:21 kind of like show me Mikey just out of curiosity.

8:25 What does an Ashley cry sound like?

8:30 It's a little kid falling.

8:31 I'm not doing this.

8:32 I can't believe you invited her.

8:34 This will be a nice one.

8:35 Mikey knows this.

8:36 He's read my book.

8:37 How did I get into comedy?

8:39 You were working at Sephora and you were sad and you

8:43 didn't like it and you were in the Bay Area.

8:44 No, I like

8:45 Oh, the office.

8:46 Get me out of here.

8:47 And your mom was like, "You're so funny.

8:49 You should do comedy." And then you did Groundling.

8:52 Pretty much.

8:53 Is this inspiration or did you see something and want

8:55 to get into comedy or is this how you got?

8:57 I don't know.

8:59 How did I get into comedy?

9:00 You know what?

9:00 There's a few answers.

9:01 I'm going to also say another thing.

9:03 She likes The Office.

9:04 OH MY GOD.

9:05 I WAS JUST WRITING THAT.

9:06 OKAY, THEY GOT THEM ALL.

9:08 THE OFFICE by being annoying.

9:10 And then mom, that could be a hard.

9:13 She's sweet.

9:14 Nicole Williams.

9:15 What's up, Nicole?

9:16 What's up, NICOLE?

9:16 LET'S ALL say hi, Nicole.

9:18 Hi, Nicole.

9:20 There you go.

9:20 Okay.

9:21 Did you just call my mother baby?

9:23 We'll talk about that after.

9:25 Which music guest leftovers hard-boiled eggs did I eat?

9:30 HB.

9:30 It was a music guest.

9:32 This is real.

9:33 Obsessed with HBS.

9:34 I know you carry around hardboiled eggs.

9:37 Was it this year?

9:38 This was it this year.

9:40 It all blurs together.

9:41 Might have been last year.

9:42 Oh, it was last year.

9:44 Last year I Chris Martin.

9:46 He seems like a healthy guy.

9:48 Yeah.

9:48 Who asked for it on their rider?

9:50 So, hard-boiled eggs.

9:51 It's not necessarily

9:53 Chris Martin was like,

9:54 I want hard-boiled eggs and I don't want to see a single shoes.

9:57 If you bring me shoes,

9:58 I'm going to be pissed.

10:00 Can I give you a hint?

10:01 Do you want a hint?

10:01 Yeah.

10:02 Do they have like a stinky boiled egg vibe or a healthy boiled egg?

10:06 Like a healthy and their performance needed Lady Gaga.

10:10 And I'm going to say chairs.

10:12 Tate McCrae.

10:13 Tate McCrae.

10:14 You stole Tate McCrae's HBS.

10:17 I didn't steal.

10:17 I was offered.

10:18 What's my comfort snack on set?

10:23 That's okay.

10:24 That is ziplo bag.

10:25 That is not my comfort thing.

10:27 That is fuel.

10:29 That is fuel.

10:30 A cookie.

10:31 And you know what's awful about that Ziploc bag, Mikey?

10:33 She uses the same one the whole year.

10:35 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know.

10:36 That's why it smells disgusting attacked.

10:39 Carrot cake from Carrot.

10:40 Oh, I wish.

10:41 That's not my comfort one.

10:42 That's just my delight.

10:44 That's my Sunday delight cup.

10:46 No.

10:47 Almonds.

10:47 How about this?

10:47 It's a drink.

10:48 Oh.

10:49 Oh.

10:49 Tea.

10:49 Tea.

10:51 No.

10:52 Hard body.

10:53 If you guys don't get this,

10:54 some kind of WEED SODA.

10:56 OH, NO.

10:56 BLACK ICE COFFEE.

10:58 Ding ding.

10:58 Sarah gets 400 points.

11:01 I'm going to call that a

11:02 Is that it?

11:03 Yeah, I'd say that's a drink.

11:07 No, it's not.

11:10 Which fictional character is my fashion icon?

11:13 Clam clown.

11:16 Fiction.

11:16 Bozo the clown from WGN.

11:18 Lamb Shop.

11:21 I think we're discussing Mr.

11:22 M from Pokemon.

11:25 No, that's not right.

11:25 Oh, Shel.

11:26 You're Shel Deval.

11:28 Deval, the lead clown in Killer CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE.

11:32 Noseratu if he went to Studio 54.

11:35 Pennywise.

11:36 Pennywise.

11:38 Chucky.

11:37 OH, THE NANNY.

11:39 She was working at a bridal shop.

11:41 Flushing queen.

11:42 Y'all were so busy roasting my ass, you forgot to think critically.

11:45 Do you have a nanny tattoo?

11:46 Not yet.

11:47 No.

11:47 I do have a lamp job.

11:49 You do have a lamp.

11:49 I knew that.

11:50 What was my television debut?

11:52 Oh.

11:53 Oh.

11:53 Oh.

11:53 Days of our lives.

11:55 Cheaters.

11:56 Real sex.

11:56 The clown.

11:57 I actually think I have one that no one knows about.

12:00 Were you on like a search party or something before you got us?

12:03 THEY NEVER ASKED ME.

12:04 THREE BUSY DEBORAH.

12:05 THREE BUSY DEBORAH.

12:07 WELL, MODELING.

12:08 The research is showing that it's Adult Swim,

12:11 but I think I have a secret one that was

12:13 so not seen by anyone that it's not even on IMDb.

12:17 I did stand up on a show called Laugh Tracks where they reenacted your standup

12:24 on MTV.

12:25 I do remember that.

12:26 I did one of those and my episode was the one that came after its cancellation,

12:31 right?

12:31 So, I was like, "There it is.

12:32 There it is.

12:32 We're all going to watch it." Mom.

12:33 Uh, yeah.

12:34 Reenacted.

12:35 How?

12:36 And they play the audio and then they have actors reenacting.

12:39 It's like drunk history style, bro.

12:41 That's so cool.

12:42 What's the grossest sketch I ever pitched?

12:44 When you made a wish on a pube.

12:46 Oh, that was good.

12:47 Wait, the get the table.

12:49 The butt DIAL ONE WAS PRETTY

12:52 WAIT, DID IT GO TO DRESS?

12:53 That did.

12:53 Yeah,

12:54 it did.

12:54 Which one?

12:55 Butt dial.

12:56 Butt dial.

12:57 That's a good answer.

12:58 I also like the ones where your boobs were so long and they

13:01 Oh, that was good, too.

13:02 The body double one, right?

13:04 Is that what that was?

13:05 Good.

13:06 I Yeah, I guess.

13:07 Butt dog.

13:07 Snail trail.

13:08 Samantha butt dog.

13:10 It was before your time.

13:11 It got cut because I was playing a human ass and it w the ass was too realistic.

13:18 There was a like full balls and taint on the ass basically.

13:22 I know.

13:22 That was Audrey Plaza.

13:25 Yes.

13:25 Audrey Plaza.

13:26 Jesus.

13:28 Jesus.

13:27 Aubrey Plaza.

13:28 Aubrey Plaza.

13:31 Plaza.

13:31 And I said Audrey Plaza.

13:33 I love Aubrey, too.

13:35 I'm losing my mind.

13:36 Oh god.

13:36 Is this what's going to happen to me in a couple years?

13:39 Yeah.

13:39 Where is the weirdest place I ever performed?

13:42 Oh my god.

13:42 You for Wow.

13:44 My brain said the depths of hell.

13:45 Like you've done it all.

13:47 Crazy Chris's clown cellar.

13:49 Did you do like the laundromat thing in San Francisco?

13:53 No.

13:53 A small

13:54 one of those basements full of women where a guy lives in a normal life on top.

13:59 Yeah, exactly.

14:00 Something like that.

14:00 Some sort of studio.

14:02 A garage.

14:03 Yoga studio with the lights on in the middle of the day.

14:07 Sucked.

14:08 Sucked.

14:08 unpaid, right?

14:09 Yes, my definitely unpaid

14:11 doing yoga.

14:12 Chicago.

14:12 Yeah,

14:15 for a yoga class.

14:16 Yeah, terrible.

14:17 Were you doing some vintage Sarah stuff?

14:19 Yeah, it was terrible.

14:23 What was my first Tik Tok?

14:25 Oh, actually don't hilarious.

14:28 But I have an idea.

14:28 It's a weird little song that's where the meter keeps kind of

14:33 I never did a song on Tik Tok.

14:34 How old were you?

14:35 Can I ask?

14:37 21.

14:37 Were you in when I was in college.

14:39 I can't drink.

14:40 No,

14:41 I'm going to say a song.

14:42 Something.

14:42 It's related to one of you actually.

14:44 Is it WHAT YOU SAY?

14:46 YES.

14:47 OH MY GOD.

14:48 CHRIS, IT WAS Is it Cake?

14:49 Because I Yeah.

14:50 I did something.

14:51 Did you steal that from James?

14:53 Yeah.

14:53 It was basically is it Cake was my idea and I started it.

14:55 And then Mikey was like, "This person can't really like call me on." Yeah.

15:00 No, it was um I did an is it cake like where I'm shocked about.

15:03 But then I made the cake and it was just like um like a layer cake.

15:07 It was like a lion middle.

15:08 Okay, good.

15:09 Yeah.

15:10 What classic film am I superstitious about finishing?

15:14 The father.

15:15 That is kind of close in um phonetically.

15:18 Good fellas.

15:19 Tommy boy.

15:19 The Godfather.

15:21 Harry Potter.

15:23 Yeah, cuz it's too scary.

15:25 Does it start with the Mhm.

15:29 Tele graduate?

15:29 Because I watched it the first time I hung out with my bff,

15:33 Leva, and now we're scared.

15:34 I'm scared that if we finish it, that something horrible would happen.

15:39 It's a really good end.

15:41 I know.

15:42 I know how it ends.

15:43 It's like one of the most famous.

15:45 How does it end?

15:46 It ends really crazy in a moment of really superstitious.

15:51 I don't know.

15:54 I don't know what's something I watch that I consider a guilty pleasure.

15:59 Oh,

15:59 the news.

16:00 The news.

16:04 I do watch Straters, but I don't feel bad.

16:06 SNL reality.

16:08 I watch all my scenes just as a compiler word.

16:14 I'm I'm not the L word.

16:18 Clocked.

16:18 Weird as Well, I put the Olympics, but that's not true.

16:22 But basically, I watched I would say seven hours of the Olympics,

16:25 and I just so much or seven hours a day.

16:28 Sorry.

16:28 Seven hours a day of the Olympics.

16:30 What pop culture fandom am I currently deep in?

16:32 BTS.

16:33 BTS not I don't know

16:35 One Direction Jack Johnson

16:38 don't e E sorry all great answers

16:42 why don't I like Jack Johnson

16:43 I'm not all things I love not with anything that's happening today

16:48 why don't you like Jack Johnson

16:52 Hey guys side conversations

16:55 I'm sorry the breakout room do it again breakout room

16:59 you're looking kicking for every single one okay

17:02 My answer is the Nirvana THE BAND THE MOVIE.

17:06 I HAVE seen it twice in the movie

17:08 looking around for the camera or Nirvana the band.

17:12 Is it good the band the movie?

17:13 I went and saw it by myself the other day.

17:15 Had a great time packed.

17:17 Oh, I saw it in a theater full of guys like you.

17:19 Oh, okay.

17:19 Give me a break.

17:20 Give me a break.

17:23 Nerds.

17:25 Who does George Clooney think I look like?

17:28 And I need a Sharpie to write down my funny answer.

17:31 Benjamin Franklin.

17:33 Benjamin Franklin.

17:33 Wow, that hurts.

17:34 Story that Bob Dylan.

17:36 Bob Dylan.

17:37 Well, you

17:38 look like a painting.

17:39 You look like a painting.

17:40 I look like a painting.

17:41 These are interesting.

17:43 Who is the muppet who has who's a

17:45 Which painting is very key.

17:48 Beaker.

17:50 Beaker.

17:50 The muppet.

17:50 That was the demeaning nickname I had in high school.

17:52 So, that is a fun memory to dredge up from the

17:56 of the past.

17:59 Plague era.

18:00 Wes Anderson.

18:00 Did Did George Clooney tell you this?

18:03 Yes.

18:03 We were on a Nespresso commercial shoot and uh my my red hair

18:08 was a little bit longer in that day and he said, "You look like

18:12 medieval Wes Anderson."

18:13 The ones with Danny DeVito.

18:15 Those ones.

18:15 I didn't quite have a bob, but it was flat ironed that day.

18:18 Were at those commercials where he was with Danny?

18:20 It was with Natalie Dormer and it was the best

18:22 commercial gig I ever had in my life cuz it was,

18:24 you know, a couple days of work and then

18:25 it played in Japan for like 10 straight years.

18:28 Wow.

18:28 Wa.

18:29 So, my wife was very grateful for that.

18:31 You got a nice Anderson tie cuz you have little

18:34 Yes.

18:34 And I like to ride in a train and scribble in a little notebook.

18:39 Yeah.

18:40 Yeah.

18:40 Twe as Please tell me.

18:42 Get over it.

18:44 Okay.

18:44 What SNL story is my Roman empire?

18:47 Well, James has the thing of like every famous SNL

18:51 alumni has reached out to him to tell him he's amazing.

18:55 Wait, really?

18:56 Yes.

18:57 No.

18:57 Lucky.

18:57 I'm still waiting on Julia Sweeney.

19:00 I'm any phone call.

19:02 Like a Dana Carvey story.

19:04 Maybe a Dana Fred Arm story.

19:07 Maybe a Fred Armson story.

19:08 That's a Fred Armson.

19:09 Well, I'm going to write down the thing I think about a lot.

19:13 Oh, didn't Dana Carvey ask for tips on an impression?

19:17 That's true.

19:18 That's good.

19:18 And oh, Mike Meyers asking you Mike Myers.

19:21 Yes.

19:21 I got a point.

19:22 Asking about Mus.

19:23 ABOUT ELON MUSK.

19:24 OH, THAT WAS SO CLOSE.

19:26 OH, that is close.

19:27 One day at SNL going into work,

19:30 I got a call from an unknown number and it was comedy legend

19:33 Mike Meyers asking me to do Elon Musk for him for a second.

19:36 And it was a terrifying little moment and that I'm like wandering through

19:40 the Midtown crowds being like basically what you know my terrible Elon Musk.

19:45 Which musical guest left me starruck?

19:50 Jack White, Paul McCartney,

19:53 Timothy Shalom.

19:54 It might have been.

19:55 I think Sarah's got it right.

19:57 I think it's gonna be Paul.

19:58 Yeah, of course.

19:59 Because duh.

20:01 But, you know, that moment was really special at SNL50.

20:03 He he he finished off the special playing the end of Abbey Road

20:07 and then I don't even know if I can say, can I even say this?

20:11 A J started floating around the studio.

20:14 What is that?

20:15 A J.

20:16 A J.

20:17 Mom.

20:17 Yeah, it was a J.

20:18 Mom.

20:19 Okay.

20:21 Pot.

20:20 I didn't have anything to do with that.

20:22 That's disgusting.

20:23 Yeah.

20:23 And so there was just something going on in the air.

20:25 And at one point it was just

20:27 me and Paul McCartney holding each other's shoulders,

20:29 looking in each other's eyes.

20:30 And I had no clue what to say.

20:32 And I was just like, brother, thank you for the music.

20:37 Brother, thank you for the music.

20:38 And he was like, I want to thank you

20:40 for all the sketch work you've done over the years.

20:44 Wow.

20:43 I don't think he said that.

20:45 What are two things that Timothy Shalamé and I have in common?

20:49 You both dated a Kardashian.

20:51 You wear sweatpants.

20:52 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

20:54 Bob Dylan impression.

20:56 Bob Dylan impression.

20:57 And we both love to maintain a nasty little dirt stash

21:02 right there in that precious real estate right above that upper lip.

21:05 Timmy and I love to just grow a little bit of something

21:08 up there and let it let it do what it do.

21:12 Gross.

21:11 Wait, do the Bob Dylan phone.

21:13 That's my Bob Dylan's phone on vibrate.

21:15 Y'all ready for this?

21:20 Classic J for you.

21:21 Paula Pel told me to that that could be referred to as a womb broom.

21:25 Is that broom broom?

21:27 Think about it, girl.

21:28 Munching.

21:29 It's about your head.

21:30 What a yucky.

21:31 Use your head, Paula.

21:32 I think Where's the womb?

21:35 What does the broom?

21:36 You got it.

21:40 Oh, wait.

21:40 Can we have a one last a quick like showdown?

21:45 Tiebreaker.

21:45 Where would my dream vacation be?

21:46 Dream vacation.

21:47 I got it.

21:47 You go first.

21:49 Japan.

21:49 M.

21:49 That's great.

21:50 But I would hope to have a gig in Japan.

21:51 That's a working vacation.

21:52 That's not what the hell this is about.

21:54 I feel like you do talk a lot about Hawaii.

21:56 I feel like it's like a gig that pays for with your family

22:00 at a resort and you can bring Homer and Becca or Europe.

22:05 Which can I guess?

22:06 A beach.

22:07 And did Chloe win?

22:09 Oh, brother.

22:11 Big hit.

22:12 Can you keep that in?

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