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0:01 STEELO: Oh, my man's— oh no!

0:02 ROB: Oh, oh, oh!

0:03 STEELO: Oh, don't that, bro!

0:04 Don't eat that!

0:05 Don't eat that!

0:07 That looked like a bloody hand, in my opinion— like he was eating a person.

0:09 He doesn't like anything but ketchup.

0:12 I'll tell you one thing, he's smooth as a [BLEEP].

0:13 He didn't get no ketchup on him.

0:14 ROB: No.

0:15 Didn't look at any— STEELO: He don't play that game.

0:17 ROB: Heh, ha, hyah, ha, ha, ha.

0:18 He ain't never got his shirt dirty.

0:20 [THEME MUSIC] [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] Well, look, you know,

0:26 if you're going to move something yourself, you got to rent a truck.

0:30 You do.

0:30 ROB: You know what I mean?

0:31 Maybe.

0:32 I move without it.

0:32 OK.

0:33 What'd you move by— with no truck?

0:36 We— I just moved a lot as a kid, and we would, like— Just move?

0:39 --play Russian roulette, whatever survives in the car.

0:42 What do you mean?

0:43 Like, you moved and just loaded up as much as you could get in there?

0:45 Yeah.

0:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:46 Yeah, did it as a kid, not as an adult.

0:48 Now, I'll make the decision and get a truck.

0:50 And look, it's— it's one thing.

0:52 You know, to me, it's like you— you always hire movers.

0:55 Or you just gotta, like, find your strongest friends and the one with the truck.

0:59 Because when you're broke, you don't, like,

1:00 you don't really care to spend that money on that.

1:02 And you're not going to blame anybody.

1:03 You already got bad stuff.

1:04 Yeah, yeah.

1:05 If you drop it and it dents, you're like, I don't care enough.

1:08 Mm-hmm.

1:08 Yeah, well, depending.

1:10 You could be carrying that same dining table

1:12 that your grandmother gave you that— that her grandmother gave her.

1:16 And— And trusting the dude who's getting evicted?

1:20 And just a strong gust of wind shatters that thing.

1:22 This is true.

1:23 And there goes your whole family legacy.

1:26 Well, look, this category is all people moving with anything but a truck,

1:31 but you know they should be.

1:33 Take a look at Rent a Truck.

1:35 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] MAN: Go Danny, go, go, go.

1:40 ROB: Go, babe, you're good.

1:41 You're fine.

1:41 STEELO: Go, man.

1:42 You got it, man.

1:42 ROB: You're fine.

1:43 STEELO: He got it.

1:45 He been doing this for a long time.

1:46 ROB: Oh, OK.

1:47 STEELO: Oh, I thought he had.

1:48 Man, you really are riding completely blind.

1:51 He gotta cut some holes in the back of the couch or something.

1:53 Cut out little eyes.

1:55 Oh!

1:57 Oh, no!

1:58 ROB: Oh.

1:59 STEELO: Oh, you— you're speeding.

2:00 ROB: Oh, man.

2:02 This is— well, I know this life.

2:03 And that's too cheap, man.

2:04 You ain't tie that in at all?

2:06 That's a box spring.

2:07 That's not even a mattress.

2:08 STEELO: Yeah, it ain't a mattress.

2:09 Look, the mattress already flew off.

2:10 STEELO: Yeah, yeah.

2:12 Oh, let's walk it.

2:13 ROB: Oh, man.

2:14 STEELO: We can walk it, dude, I'm telling you.

2:15 ROB: Man.

2:16 STEELO: Soaked, soaked.

2:17 ROB: Ah, man.

2:17 STEELO: It's already soggy, so— ROB: In the rain, too?

2:19 You're going to do it in the rain and— hey,

2:21 you're going to do it in the rain drunk?

2:23 Where'd you get the dolly, OK?

2:28 Oh, no.

2:29 Oh, oh, oh.

2:31 STEELO: It's like just a shoestring lace holding it all together, man.

2:35 ROB: I just love that, like, you can't, like, do it another day.

2:38 Yeah, on the rain day.

2:40 That means you was kicked out.

2:42 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

2:45 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] You know, I always overestimate my strength,

2:51 and it's always too late by the time I figure out I'm weaker than I am.

2:55 You know what I mean?

2:56 You know, most recently I decided, like,

2:58 I wanted— I had a red light machine, red light therapy.

3:03 Oh, yeah.

3:04 But, you know, it rolls on this giant thing.

3:06 And— and I figured, like, I want to get it down to the gym again,

3:09 and I got to go down these flights of stairs.

3:12 And, you know, I kind of give it a little bit of, like,

3:14 I feel this— I think I got this.

3:15 STEELO: Yeah.

3:16 I really want to get this down.

3:17 And then I'm four steps in, and it's twice as heavy.

3:20 STEELO: Oh, man.

3:21 You know what I mean?

3:22 It's twice as heavy.

3:23 Not to get in your business, can it not fit in the elevators?

3:26 Don't you have an elevator?

3:27 Yeah.

3:29 STEELO: Why are you doing this?

3:30 Why?

3:30 ROB: Look, listen to me.

3:31 Listen to me.

3:32 Like, in my mind I was thinking about, like, how dumb my elevator is, right?

3:37 STEELO: OK, OK.

3:38 Because my elevator only goes up to the second floor,

3:40 not to the third floor, right?

3:41 STEELO: Oh, really?

3:42 OK.

3:43 Which— and then— and then when I thought about saying,

3:45 oh, my elevator, it's so dumb.

3:48 My elevator.

3:49 ROB: You know what I mean?

3:50 You know, when I start thinking— when I hear myself say it, it's just so crazy.

3:55 It doesn't go to my third floor, and my arms have to go to work.

3:59 Like, it— I avoided it.

4:02 I avoided it.

4:03 OK, OK, respect.

4:04 Luckily, Steelo brought it up though.

4:05 Look, hey, I only had to get it down to the second floor.

4:09 And then I elevated it to the— to the garage.

4:11 STEELO: OK.

4:12 Yeah, so it's a little bit of both.

4:13 But look, the truth is, every now and again,

4:16 you take on more than you can handle.

4:18 That's everybody in this category, Too Much to Carry.

4:21 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] I just don't know what to do.

4:24 There's so many levels in my mansion.

4:27 STEELO: Bro.

4:29 ROB: You got it.

4:30 STEELO: He got that recliner just by himself on his back?

4:32 ROB: Oh, oh, Oh.

4:34 Oh, man.

4:35 STEELO: How were you even carrying this?

4:36 He couldn't see a thing.

4:37 Your head was all the way on the ground.

4:39 What position were you in?

4:40 STEELO: Yeah.

4:41 ROB: Where are you taking it?

4:42 STEELO: He's just bent over.

4:43 ROB: Oh, oh!

4:45 Oh, he had it on his back like a backpack?

4:46 ROB: Now I'm starting to feel like maybe he was trying to hide from the camera.

4:49 STEELO: Oh, maybe.

4:50 And now he's like, oh, it's not Brad with the same blue jean jacket.

4:55 Oh, oh, oh.

4:57 Don't— STEELO: What is that?

4:58 ROB: Oh, no.

5:00 It's too much for one man.

5:02 STEELO: Oh, no!

5:03 Who told you you could do this?

5:04 A fedora and a— and a mask feels crazy together.

5:07 I don't know why.

5:08 ROB: Like, to me, like, he feels like a smooth criminal.

5:10 He does.

5:11 Yeah, he does.

5:13 ROB: Oh, oh.

5:14 STEELO: Well, open the door for me, somebody.

5:16 ROB: Oh, man.

5:16 You got to know better.

5:17 STEELO: You can't work alone like this.

5:18 ROB: No, you're trapped.

5:19 STEELO: This is not— ROB: You're trapped.

5:20 STEELO: Oh, no!

5:21 ROB: Make a decision.

5:22 Make a decision!

5:23 [GLASS SHATTERS] STEELO: Oh, no!

5:24 ROB: Oh!

5:24 STEELO: Oh, man.

5:27 Oh.

5:28 And at that exact moment, he regretted everything.

5:31 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

5:34 OK, how would you describe your hug style?

5:36 You know?

5:37 Are you aggressive, are you soft, are you sweet, are you medium?

5:41 What type of hugger?

5:42 Who am I hugging?

5:43 Yeah, it depends on who I'm hugging.

5:44 ROB: OK.

5:45 If I'm just meeting them.

5:45 OK.

5:47 Person that you absolutely adore, who you have not seen for seven months.

5:53 What?

5:54 I'm going to give you a good hug.

5:55 Oh, my god.

5:55 I'm never going to let go!

5:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

5:58 HOST: Yeah.

5:58 Now, are you going to hurt them.

5:59 No.

6:00 What?

6:01 Now you're going to be too aggressive.

6:02 No.

6:03 Because they'd miss me as well, right?

6:05 It's been seven months for them, too.

6:06 Maybe.

6:07 They should be hugging me the same way.

6:08 Oh yeah, that's true.

6:09 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

6:09 Yeah.

6:10 Hey, well, we know if you go in for a tough hug,

6:12 and someone you miss, and they don't tough hug you back, they don't like you.

6:16 They don't like you, you know what I mean?

6:17 It's off.

6:17 It's off.

6:18 And look, some people just hug and hug extra hard.

6:21 And that's everybody in this category.

6:23 Aggressive Huggers.

6:26 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, my god.

6:30 Oh, my god.

6:30 Oh, my god.

6:31 Oh, my god.

6:31 Oh, man!

6:32 Oh, man.

6:32 STEELO: Oh, OK.

6:33 She's a tackler.

6:34 ROB: Man, she's a tackler.

6:35 STEELO: She's a woman tackler.

6:36 ROB: She— They love each other.

6:38 HOST: Aw.

6:38 Man, this— this is the energy I'm talking about right now.

6:42 You love each other so much, you hurt each other.

6:44 Oh, it's amazing.

6:46 Oh!

6:46 Oh!

6:48 ROB: Oh, oh, oh, oh, I love you, you love— oh, OK.

6:52 That's somebody you bumped into that you didn't think you were going to see.

6:54 ROB: Yeah.

6:55 You're like, oh, my god!

6:56 ROB: Yeah.

6:57 And you've had, like, five Aperol spritzes, and like— STEELO: Yeah.

7:00 ROB: Both of you drunk.

7:01 Here we go.

7:02 STEELO: Spritz all summer, baby.

7:04 ROB: Love you.

7:05 STEELO: Oh, my god.

7:07 Man, they just let it keep heating up until he body slams her.

7:10 You know what I mean?

7:11 STEELO: Yeah.

7:12 [INDISTINCT] HOST: Watching soccer.

7:15 ROB: Ah!

7:16 Ah!

7:18 Ah!

7:19 HOST: True fans.

7:20 STEELO: Yeah.

7:20 ROB: Ah, ah, ah.

7:21 You already knew that man was in prayer stance when we started.

7:23 He was praying— ROB: Yeah, yeah.

7:25 STEELO: --on this game, first of all.

7:26 ROB: And you know what that means— goal kick.

7:28 Goal kick.

7:30 ROB: Yeah!

7:31 STEELO: He catch— catches a charge.

7:32 HOST: Chokes him out?

7:33 STEELO: So happy.

7:34 That's it.

7:36 Oh, oh.

7:38 OK, you can hug me, but don't be crazy.

7:40 HOST: Oh!

7:41 ROB: Oh, no.

7:42 Oh, no!

7:42 They're still cute.

7:43 ROB: That's it.

7:44 So cute.

7:44 So cute.

7:45 What is he sitting on?

7:46 STEELO: A pitcher.

7:46 HOST: A pitcher?

7:47 ROB: Sitting on a pitcher of Kool-Aid, just getting hugged out.

7:53 Ah, we're just two distinguished— oh, man!

7:56 Look at us.

7:57 Just a bunch of distinguished gentlemen.

8:01 There you have it for Aggressive Huggers.

8:04 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, you guys ever find yourselves hoarding anything?

8:10 Yeah.

8:11 Yeah, I hoard stuff.

8:13 Yeah?

8:14 Not because I want to, just genetically, my parents hoarded.

8:17 Yeah.

8:18 STEELO: So hereditary came down to me,

8:21 and now I hoard— in a way less aggressive way, but still it's a problem.

8:25 Yeah, yeah.

8:26 Hey, like, Patty's a hoarder—- Yeah.

8:28 --right?

8:29 Like, she still has, like, eight drawers of Beanie Babies.

8:31 Yeah.

8:33 Look, Patty thinks that my children are going to grow up in [INDISTINCT].

8:37 I know.

8:38 They don't— they're good.

8:39 They want a iPad.

8:40 They don't— they're never going to grow into [BLEEP] Beanie Babies.

8:45 OK, well, look, everybody in this category just has too much of random things.

8:49 Take a look at Going Overhoard.

8:52 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] MAN: Hey,

8:56 they gotta watch this dude right here.

8:57 ROB: Uh-oh.

8:58 MAN: I already told them.

8:59 ROB: Oh, hey.

8:59 MAN: Already told them.

9:00 ROB: OK.

9:01 How many cameras do you need?

9:03 They got a camera on every item.

9:04 Oh, look at all the rest of the cameras in the back.

9:06 I didn't even see that.

9:08 And these are all just to catch people using water cups?

9:11 ROB: I know, that's it.

9:12 Man, I tell you what.

9:13 I bet it's effective.

9:14 STEELO: I bet it really is.

9:15 It don't matter if you got a hoodie and a mask

9:17 on, it's— one of those going to get you.

9:19 Yeah.

9:21 Damn, what is this?

9:23 ROB: Oh, yeah.

9:24 STEELO: The Beanie Babies.

9:26 ROB: Oh, we got the Hog, we got troopers, we got guitars.

9:30 It's every universe I can think of.

9:32 ROB: You know there's a dildo or two in there.

9:34 Man.

9:36 WOMAN: Dude.

9:37 ROB: Ah.

9:38 WOMAN: Mom is going to be so pissed.

9:39 Why would she be pissed?

9:41 Everybody loves this stuff.

9:42 Oh.

9:43 Are you [BLEEP] kidding me?

9:44 [BLEEP] I'm not doing this!

9:47 Oh, no way.

9:48 You cannot do this.

9:49 WOMAN: Come on.

9:50 The old version of him just walked in.

9:51 Yeah.

9:52 Oh, shaw— STEELO: But he literally [BLEEP].

9:55 Look, we kill 'em, we don't mount 'em.

9:57 Take them down.

9:58 Seriously.

9:58 Help me.

10:00 I'm not [BLEEP] taking them down.

10:01 I'm going back on the boat.

10:02 I'm going back on the boat.

10:03 I'm [BLEEP] going back on the boat.

10:05 I'm going fishing.

10:06 STEELO: Yeah.

10:06 That's me as a parent.

10:07 Yeah.

10:09 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

10:12 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, look, let's talk about our obsessions, you know.

10:17 Outside of work, right, and— and the stuff we hope to achieve,

10:23 one of my obsessions is the universe.

10:26 OK?

10:28 I watch something to do with the universe every single night.

10:31 Most recently, of course,

10:33 I've discovered that there is a planetary system not that far that has

10:38 seven planets that are going around a sun that all contain water.

10:42 And it could be seven earths right together.

10:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:45 And I think to myself, oh, amazing.

10:48 STEELO: Yeah.

10:49 Amazing.

10:50 Love all things universe.

10:51 What are you guys obsessed with?

10:52 I'm kind of obsessed with the universe, too.

10:54 Aliens— aliens is, like my— my thing.

10:57 Ancient aliens, obsessed.

10:58 So you'll watch something on aliens every night?

11:01 Not every night.

11:02 But like, you know, that's just, like, my go-to.

11:04 Like, it's like, even if I'm on a road

11:06 trip and we're trying to find something I'll talk about,

11:08 I'm like, yo, let's talk about aliens.

11:09 Like, I believe that there's another dimension somewhere.

11:12 And I think that there's a separate— like, this exact world is somewhere else.

11:16 I know it sounds crazy.

11:17 I'm really into this stuff.

11:19 But I also believe, because I have so many dreams, that's like of another life,

11:23 that it occurred to me that what if when we're dreaming,

11:26 that is the other dimension.

11:28 And then when we're awake here, that's this dimension.

11:31 ROB: Yeah.

11:32 STEELO: Yeah.

11:33 ROB: Yeah.

11:34 So I'm really into that stuff.

11:35 Hey, I hate to say it, I think you figured it out.

11:39 Figured it out, it all.

11:42 Hey, hey, I think you might have hit the nail on the head, OK?

11:45 We have our obsessions.

11:46 So does everybody in this category.

11:48 They're doing it Too Much.

11:49 Take a look.

11:51 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] Ah!

11:55 Ah!

11:56 ROB: The sports fan of all sports fans.

12:01 OK, calm down.

12:02 OK, here comes his bro.

12:04 His number one bro.

12:05 Hey, bro.

12:06 We did the damn thing, didn't we, bro?

12:08 Let's take a winner's walk.

12:09 Yeah.

12:10 Hey, how about a winner [BLEEP]?

12:15 STEELO: Oh, OK.

12:16 ROB: Oh, boy.

12:17 I like potatoes, I like potato chips, mashed potatoes.

12:20 I just love potato.

12:22 ROB: Oh.

12:23 What was that?

12:24 A chicken nugget that slipped in there?

12:25 ROB: Couldn't get a chicken nugget through all those fries.

12:27 Womp, womp, womp.

12:31 STEELO: Hey, I'm Rick Harrison, and this— ROB: And this is Dog Stars.

12:36 STEELO: This dog's only worth $70 at most.

12:38 This is a replica dog.

12:40 This a— That's lovely.

12:44 ROB: I can't believe this is how a pizza's birthed.

12:50 MAN: Yeah, listen to that bell.

12:52 Oh, take a look at that.

12:53 ROB: Oh.

12:54 STEELO: Oh, man.

12:55 MAN: Oh, my god!

12:56 Woo!

12:57 Thank you.

12:58 MAN: Listen to that horn!

13:00 Oh, no.

13:01 It's a PL2, too.

13:03 ROB: Oh, you're trying to tell me it's a PL2.

13:06 MAN: Oh, my god!

13:07 Passion and obsession can be anything.

13:09 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

13:12 (SINGING) Yeah, yeah OK, Sterling, when you get together with your brothers,

13:16 do you guys still kind of fight with each other and test each other's strength?

13:20 No.

13:20 ROB: No?

13:21 No, we do it through sports.

13:22 ROB: OK.

13:23 Like, through basketball.

13:25 We don't— if we box, we're not boxing each other.

13:27 We're not sparring with each other.

13:28 But we'll box and stuff.

13:29 ROB: OK.

13:30 Yeah, we don't really, like—- Now, do you ever— STEELO:

13:32 We never were like kids that, like— like arm wrestle.

13:34 I was never that.

13:35 Would you ever push the limit and take it too far?

13:37 We would fight, yeah.

13:38 We would fight.

13:39 We would never— we have a rule, you don't punch your brother in the face.

13:42 ROB: Yeah.

13:42 But like, you can choke.

13:44 Turn him blue, pass out, all the good [BLEEP].

13:46 Just don't punch.

13:47 OK, so you got limits.

13:49 Yeah.

13:50 All right, well, look, everybody in this category, they really don't.

13:52 They're asking the question Too Much?

13:54 Take a look.

13:55 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] Go, Brody!

14:00 Go!

14:00 STEELO: You're adopted.

14:01 ROB: No.

14:02 STEELO: Oh!

14:04 Oh, man.

14:05 What he gonna do?

14:06 ROB: What was that?

14:08 It's called [BLEEP] wrestling, [BLEEP].

14:09 The one brother hiding on the outside.

14:11 Are they done fighting yet?

14:14 ROB: It's the one brother that usually is taking that hit.

14:16 STEELO: Yeah.

14:17 ROB: Go in there and talk to him.

14:18 STEELO: Exactly.

14:19 I ain't talking to him.

14:22 OK, nothing to see.

14:23 OK.

14:24 STEELO: Oh.

14:24 All right, what?

14:25 What— you just have no, like, zero, like, balance reflexes?

14:28 STEELO: Yeah.

14:29 ROB: You can barely push you all the way to the ground.

14:31 CHANEL: It's those pants.

14:32 ROB: Yeah, man.

14:33 CHANEL: His pants were so tight, he was, like, bent over.

14:35 He really does have no circulation.

14:36 STEELO: Yeah.

14:38 ROB: No reflex left.

14:39 Uh!

14:41 2, 1, go!

14:43 ROB: Go!

14:44 Oh!

14:45 [BLEEP] ROB: I think that was just science.

14:48 I'm not even sure if the shirts really needed to come off.

14:51 STEELO: Yeah.

14:52 ROB: Why!

14:53 Man.

14:56 MAN: 2, 1.

14:58 ROB: Oh, that's it.

15:00 OK, there it is.

15:02 STEELO: Why would you do that to that man?

15:03 ROB: Why would you do that?

15:04 What do you mean, why would I do that?

15:05 STEELO: Why would you do that, man?

15:06 ROB: OK, great.

15:07 We just killed Brad.

15:08 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

15:11 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, look, are you still, you know, loving smoking pot?

15:16 I do.

15:17 And I'm— I don't— I'm not a big LA fan,

15:19 but I do like coming here where you don't

15:21 got to worry about getting in trouble, so it's nice.

15:24 I do love that weed.

15:25 You know, you have a song that said that, you know, I like smoking pot too much.

15:29 Is that possible?

15:30 The day I shot the video, it's— it was possible,

15:33 because I was trying— I was really smoking it.

15:35 And videos take— music videos take longer than you think.

15:38 By the time we were ready to start— or by, actually,

15:40 probably about halfway through it, the rest of the video, everyone's like,

15:43 man, you looked— you were really acting well.

15:44 I go, that wasn't acting, man.

15:45 I was [BLEEP] passed out.

15:47 Yeah, yeah.

15:48 Look, you know, the— the truth is is you can smoke too much pot,

15:52 you know what I mean?

15:53 Yeah.

15:53 And I saw the videos.

15:54 Like, I don't remember any of it.

15:55 ROB: Yeah, that's— that's also the beauty of it.

15:57 OK, well, look, this category is dedicated

15:59 to people that are smoking weed a lot.

16:02 Take a look at I Like Smoking Pot Too Much.

16:05 I like that category.

16:07 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] ROB: Uh-oh.

16:11 MAN: Two.

16:13 ROB: Ha, ha, ha.

16:17 I don't know what it is, man.

16:19 STEELO: Man, I don't know.

16:20 ROB: Man, this game is so hard!

16:22 These cards are the exact same.

16:23 I have a pair.

16:24 He's just reading the back of it.

16:26 I've got a pair.

16:27 I'm winning this one for sure.

16:30 Hey, bro.

16:31 What the [BLEEP]?

16:33 Bro, he came in hot.

16:34 Man, only one eye got high.

16:36 He looks— he looked like a Rick& Morty character.

16:38 Like—- Hey, bro.

16:39 STEELO: Bro.

16:40 Bro.

16:42 Can you drive around for a little bit?

16:43 This cold air feels good.

16:44 STEELO: Man!

16:45 What's crazy is, I feel like he thinks he's looking at his friend.

16:48 Yeah, he sees his friend.

16:49 He sees him.

16:50 STEELO: He definitely does.

16:51 There really ain't no better feeling than smoking

16:53 some weed in the woods with your dog.

16:55 Isn't that right, boy?

16:57 Oh.

16:58 STEELO: OK.

16:59 Yeah, no, that is not a dog, and you are extra high.

17:01 We will be right back with more Ridiculousness.

17:04 (SINGING) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah OK,

17:05 do either of you guys use lip balm on a regular basis?

17:09 Yeah, I try to.

17:10 Every single day.

17:12 I'm addicted.

17:13 OK.

17:13 You know how they ask, like,

17:14 if you had to live on an island and you had three items to choose.

17:18 Lip balm— lip— or Chapstick is definitely one of them.

17:21 So you ain't trying to make it off the island.

17:22 You're just trying to— I just need to keep these lips moisturized.

17:25 OK.

17:25 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

17:26 That's fair, I guess.

17:26 I was addicted once.

17:27 And I feel like it's almost like one of those addictions that once you start,

17:30 then you're trapped.

17:31 Yeah.

17:32 Because then your lips are extra dry without it.

17:34 STEELO: Yeah.

17:34 You know what I mean?

17:35 There's nothing that you can do.

17:36 You got to break that addiction, and you can break it.

17:38 You can?

17:38 ROB: You can.

17:39 I don't think so.

17:40 ROB: You know what I mean?

17:41 You just got to go dry for a while, you know what I mean?

17:42 HOST: No.

17:42 It's— it's— You got to go dry for a while.

17:44 And it's weird, you know what I mean?

17:45 You're like, you know, you got to use your spit, drink some water.

17:48 No.

17:48 You know what I mean?

17:49 But you can survive, you know what I mean?

17:51 Can survive.

17:52 This category right here is all people that are also Lip Balm Addicts.

17:55 Take a look.

17:58 I can't stop moving my lips.

18:00 STEELO: No.

18:02 No, man.

18:02 ROB: OK, first of all— That first move was unnecessary.

18:05 --you can't ri— like provocative.

18:06 STEELO: That first move was unnecessary.

18:08 Wait.

18:08 Why was it— ah!

18:09 STEELO: He cleaned the inside.

18:10 He said, let me get the inside real quick.

18:12 ROB: Man.

18:12 You're just— STEELO: That's crazy.

18:14 --sucking up a dog, man.

18:15 Yeah.

18:15 Oh, man.

18:16 ROB: Oh, man.

18:17 Oh, man.

18:18 Red rocket work, man.

18:21 Oh, yeah.

18:22 Oh, man.

18:23 It's not cracked, it's just— it's just like it.

18:25 Oh, oh, yeah.

18:26 Oh, mrow.

18:28 STEELO: The meth is drying dry me out!

18:29 ROB: Oh, man.

18:30 Look.

18:31 What's the reason?

18:33 Man, it really makes your stomach turn.

18:34 Want some?

18:35 [GROWLING] ROB: You, hey.

18:39 Man.

18:39 Is this a thing?

18:40 STEELO: Just playing with death.

18:41 Just playing with death for no reason.

18:43 ROB: Man, that's it, like— It's like Christian Bale.

18:45 We're going method again?

18:47 Like, it's like a different role Christian Bale's playing.

18:50 ROB: Here's Christian again, losing all his weight for a role.

18:56 WOMAN: Put this on.

18:58 ROB: Put this on.

19:01 WOMAN: Put it on.

19:02 ROB: Oh, oh.

19:04 OK, he's dead.

19:05 He's dead.

19:05 We had to cut it.

19:06 STEELO: For sure.

19:07 He can't breathe anymore.

19:08 He don't use lip balm.

19:09 No, he just— he doesn't use lip balm.

19:11 He doesn't use soap.

19:13 Man.

19:16 STEELO: Oh, man!

19:17 ROB: I can't do it.

19:18 STEELO: You did it, brother.

19:18 You did it.

19:19 ROB: I can't do it right.

19:19 Balm me up.

19:20 ROB: Man.

19:22 STEELO: Don't bother, that man a player.

19:23 ROB: Man.

19:23 STEELO: All right.

19:24 ROB: Oh, yeah, classic.

19:26 OK.

19:28 STEELO: Yeah, OK.

19:29 ROB: There it is.

19:30 Those lips are ready for forever now.

19:32 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

19:35 Our guest today, a legend of the Jersey shore.

19:38 Please welcome Angelina.

19:41 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, look, hey, in the Jersey shore,

19:45 do they have, like, those, like, giant slides at— at the beach?

19:49 Do they have those?

19:50 A lot of— yeah.

19:51 A lot of places.

19:51 ROB: Yeah?

19:52 Like water parks— ROB: OK.

19:54 Seaside.

19:54 OK.

19:55 Does the seaside have, like, one of those, like, you get in, like,

19:57 one of those, like, bags and you slide down like a rainbow slide?

20:01 Why are you standing like that?

20:03 It's like the one without the water?

20:04 Yeah, I think so.

20:05 Yeah?

20:05 STEELO: Yeah, I love those.

20:06 I love the bag.

20:07 I used to do that when I was a kid.

20:08 I do those all the time still.

20:09 I like those.

20:09 ROB: Yeah?

20:10 You be doing those?

20:11 I don't slide enough.

20:11 STEELO: OK.

20:12 You gotta slide.

20:13 Come on!

20:13 Yeah, I know.

20:14 It's fun, dude.

20:14 It's fun.

20:15 Yeah.

20:15 As I say it, I'd be— I need to slide more.

20:17 I'm a slide guy.

20:18 STEELO: Yeah, me too.

20:19 ANGELINA: You are.

20:20 I've been sliding, but I don't slide like I used to.

20:22 STEELO: Ooh.

20:22 You know what I mean?

20:23 OK.

20:24 No sliding in those DMs, you know what I'm saying?

20:26 Yeah.

20:27 Well, I did that one time, and then I got married and had two kids.

20:30 I love that.

20:30 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] That boy's slide once!

20:33 The boy slid once!

20:35 Hey, man, it's the truth, man.

20:37 Slid in the DMs.

20:38 Got a helicopter.

20:42 First date in a helicopter.

20:44 It was like The Bachelorette.

20:45 OK, look.

20:46 HOST: Aw.

20:46 This category right here is people that got the slides,

20:49 but it's way too fast and too much action.

20:51 Take a look at Too Much Slide.

20:54 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, this ain't legal.

20:59 This ain't legal.

21:00 OK, OK.

21:02 STEELO: Oh, man!

21:03 They ain't checked this one since '48.

21:06 1948 was the last time they checked this one.

21:08 There's no purpose.

21:09 STEELO: This is definitely not certified.

21:10 Like, it's just made out of metal.

21:12 STEELO: Yeah, her shoe and her back on this one.

21:14 Yeah, right here.

21:16 HOST: Her crocs flew off.

21:17 ANGELINA: Ooh!

21:18 HOST: Her tailbone!

21:18 STEELO: The phone!

21:19 ROB: Man.

21:20 I don't think she'll do it again.

21:21 STEELO: Yeah.

21:22 ROB: Oh!

21:22 HOST: Oh, no.

21:24 ROB: Oh!

21:26 Oh, damn.

21:27 Oh, that's fun.

21:28 That's fun.

21:29 It looks magical and diseased.

21:31 HOST: Yeah.

21:33 ROB: Oh, man!

21:34 STEELO: They don't clean this.

21:35 Definitely not.

21:37 ROB: Uh-oh.

21:38 HOST: This looks innocent.

21:38 ROB: Man.

21:39 STEELO: Kinda.

21:40 ROB: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

21:41 STEELO: Oh, man.

21:42 It looks like two [BLEEP] balls up there.

21:44 STEELO: OK.

21:44 ROB: Listen to me.

21:45 STEELO: OK.

21:46 ROB: The thing is, either you got an eye for [BLEEP] or you don't.

21:48 Right?

21:48 STEELO: You do, yeah.

21:50 Does that not look like it?

21:51 ROB: Now that you say it, all we see is [BLEEP].

21:53 You know what I'm saying?

21:54 Now I wonder to myself, is— does anyone have two [BLEEPS] that are split?

21:58 There was a guy, yeah.

21:59 ROB: Yeah.

22:00 HOST: That's happened?

22:01 In the '90s.

22:02 That's the type of guy that's always grabbing his balls, because he's itchy.

22:05 Because he's got two dicks.

22:06 Or 'cause he got four of 'em.

22:06 He's got— that's the thing.

22:07 You know, who wouldn't grab 'em if you got four?

22:09 Because if one's not itchy— He's just got— hey, he's just got a sea of genitals.

22:12 You know what I mean?

22:13 A sea.

22:14 [BLEEP] it's like that.

22:15 OK.

22:17 There you have it for Too Much Slide.

22:20 Oh, that was funny.

22:21 That's funny.

22:22 It was.

22:23 That was a good one.

22:26 OK, soup.

22:28 Do people love soup?

22:30 I love soup.

22:30 ROB: You know?

22:31 I like soup a lot.

22:32 ROB: Oh, man.

22:32 Soup is good.

22:33 OK, so we got ourselves a couple soup people here.

22:35 Soup.

22:36 Yeah.

22:37 Soup!

22:37 Soup!

22:37 OK, all right.

22:39 I mean, what we talking?

22:40 Are you a chicken noodle type of— Chicken noodle's cool, vegetable's cool.

22:43 ROB: OK.

22:44 A tomato with some grill cheese.

22:46 What the Thai— like the coconut Thai soup.

22:47 Yeah, yeah.

22:48 ROB: OK, man.

22:48 Tom Yum.

22:49 OK, so how often—- She knows her soup, for sure.

22:51 --how often are we talking here?

22:52 Are we talking, like, four or five times a week?

22:53 Are we talking once or twice a month?

22:54 Oh, no.

22:55 Oh, I'm not souping that much.

22:56 I'm a soup girl when it's cold.

22:58 So it's like winter, fall.

22:59 ROB: Oh, OK.

22:59 STEELO: Yeah.

23:00 Yeah.

23:01 You're a seasonal souper.

23:01 Yeah.

23:02 Or if I'm somewhere and I see some soup that look good, I might go for it.

23:05 Yeah, no, that's— that's it.

23:06 Like, you want to know where soup gets me?

23:08 Buffets.

23:08 Oh, OK.

23:09 You know what I mean?

23:09 I get through— STEELO: Yeah, yeah.

23:11 --I'll get through everything, oh, the soup offering.

23:13 Yeah, yeah.

23:13 Yeah, I might as well.

23:14 Hey, it's part of it.

23:15 Rob is crazy.

23:16 You know what I'm saying.

23:16 It's part of it.

23:17 I might as well catch a cup.

23:18 Yeah.

23:19 Always regret it, it's been sitting there all day.

23:22 This category right here is all people that absolutely love their soup.

23:27 Take a look at Soup Lovers.

23:29 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] STEELO: I do not trust buffet soup.

23:32 Heck, no!

23:33 STEELO: That's the one soup I won't eat, is buffet soup.

23:35 ROB: Oh, man.

23:36 STEELO: No, bro.

23:37 ROB: Oh.

23:37 STEELO: No, bro!

23:38 ROB: Oh, this is it.

23:40 Progresso!

23:41 Oh, ah.

23:44 HOST: He about to throw up.

23:45 Soup.

23:45 STEELO: No.

23:46 Soup.

23:47 Bro, he might not have made it out of there.

23:48 That was his last word.

23:49 Soup.

23:51 We witnessed this man's last words.

23:52 ROB: Soup.

23:53 Soup.

23:54 Soup.

23:57 That man died after that.

23:59 Soup bowl, baby.

24:00 Yeah!

24:01 ROB: I love my soupy soup.

24:04 They gotta be twins, right I mean, look,

24:06 this is the— obviously the better looking twin.

24:10 Kept his head of hair.

24:11 STEELO: Albert Einstein without the brain.

24:13 ROB: Oh, man.

24:13 That's it.

24:14 It's two Einsteins.

24:16 ROB: Man.

24:16 I do not like this.

24:17 ROB: No.

24:18 MAN: Hey.

24:19 ROB: Oh, man.

24:21 STEELO: That's chicken noodle?

24:22 Is that warm?

24:23 ROB: Man, I don't want to know what's even going on under the water.

24:26 STEELO: This looks sick.

24:27 Ah!

24:27 Oh!

24:28 Oh!

24:28 And that's still only $3 they spent to get all that.

24:31 All them Ramen noodles, $3.

24:33 Got the steak salad.

24:34 You ordered soup?

24:36 HOST: On the golf course.

24:37 It's, like, 85 degrees.

24:39 STEELO: It is too hot for soup.

24:40 So?

24:41 So?

24:41 I'm a soup guy.

24:42 I always have.

24:43 I'm a souper.

24:44 There you have it for Soup Lovers.

24:47 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] You know,

24:50 you got to— you got to be careful not to buy too much dog,

24:53 you know, unless you're ready for it.

24:54 I'm about to get two dogs, I told you— two big dogs.

24:57 Big ones, yeah.

24:57 ROB: That's what I mean.

24:58 Like, you're against it right now.

24:59 No, I'm good with it.

25:00 I'm— I don't like when I see really big dogs, like, with really small owners.

25:03 ROB: Yeah.

25:04 It's like, that dog can control you.

25:05 But I'm going to be good with my dogs, for sure.

25:06 Yeah.

25:07 I mean, I think about, like, you know,

25:09 if you accidentally get one of those mega rottweilers.

25:11 Yeah?

25:12 You know what I mean?

25:13 It ends up being, like, 125.

25:15 That's what I want it to be, no?

25:16 ROB: Oh, I mean, I'm just saying.

25:18 You don't want to have a big one?

25:19 I mean, when that 125er sees a duck in the backyard— Yeah.

25:22 --you think you're going to be able to slow that man down?

25:25 Yeah.

25:25 We're eating duck for dinner.

25:26 Yes so.

25:27 No, no.

25:28 I'm not going to have, like, just some free for all ghetto dog out here.

25:31 He going to be trained and, like, real type— Until he sees a duck.

25:35 STEELO: --security dog.

25:36 Huh?

25:36 Until he sees a duck.

25:37 Maybe.

25:38 Maybe.

25:39 Duck is their kryptonite.

25:40 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

25:41 I can't control myself!

25:42 Hey, the bigger the dog, the— the bigger you must be.

25:46 Everybody in this category has a dog that they can't handle.

25:49 Take a look at Too Much Dog.

25:52 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] Uh-oh.

25:56 STEELO: See?

25:57 Yeah.

25:58 It's that one right there.

25:59 Why would he run over him?

26:00 ROB: Oh, oh, man.

26:01 STEELO: He think they playing.

26:03 ROB: Man.

26:03 STEELO: Oh, that's too many dogs.

26:04 ROB: OK.

26:05 It's dog overload.

26:05 That German Shepherd don't care if you ain't worked out in a while.

26:09 She can't walk both of them.

26:11 HOST: Like, is the dog park at her house?

26:12 Like where?

26:13 ROB: Ah, ah, ah!

26:14 STEELO: Charged straight ahead.

26:15 ROB: Yeah!

26:16 Oh, my gosh.

26:18 [INDISTINCT] ROB: Oh, oh.

26:21 STEELO: Uh-oh.

26:22 ROB: Uh-oh.

26:23 STEELO: Get that last baby.

26:25 ROB: Oh, oh!

26:26 OK.

26:27 OK.

26:28 Just roll her out.

26:29 ROB: Listen to me.

26:29 Took her out.

26:30 Listen to me.

26:31 That dog come running out, scooped you up backwards— STEELO: Yeah.

26:34 --and ran you off the porch?

26:36 HOST: Took her down the stairs.

26:37 STEELO: You don't even see it.

26:38 Man.

26:39 Listen, she's in the middle of a reverse rodeo out of nowhere.

26:43 You know what I mean?

26:44 Baby, come here.

26:45 [INDISTINCT]!

26:46 ROB: She's in a full panic.

26:47 [INDISTINCT]!

26:48 She'll never forget that.

26:51 ROB: Way too big.

26:52 It's like a bear.

26:53 STEELO: Bro, what you doing over there?

26:54 HOST: Oh, my god.

26:55 You're one of us?

26:55 ROB: Oh, man.

26:57 The fact that deer even walked over there is,

26:59 like— ROB: That's what I mean, like— --usually they're more scared.

27:01 And then tried to act like he wasn't even looking at them.

27:02 I don't see nothing.

27:03 Tried to play it off.

27:04 You trying to tell me you don't smell this, you know?

27:07 They're like, what is— what type of dog is that?

27:11 HOST: He went to the grill.

27:12 He's like, what are y'all cooking?

27:16 ROB: Oh, OK.

27:18 All right, you're fine.

27:19 STEELO: What?

27:21 ROB: Oh, man!

27:21 STEELO: No, no.

27:22 OK, nope, you're not.

27:23 Oh, man.

27:24 (SINGING) Dislocated shoulder.

27:26 STEELO: Yeah, for sure.

27:27 HOST: Yeah.

27:28 Ooh.

27:33 [BARKING] ROB: Oh, whoa, whoa.

27:35 Oh, all right, double dog.

27:36 STEELO: He knows.

27:37 ROB: Double dog.

27:37 STEELO: He already knew.

27:38 ROB: Oh, man.

27:38 STEELO: He knew he messed up.

27:39 ROB: Struggling.

27:40 Rum-roll.

27:42 There you have it for Too Much Dog.

27:45 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK,

27:49 are there any material items that you are overly protective with?

27:53 You know, like, some people are super protective with their cars, you know?

27:57 I was a little skittish when I got my new car, like, when I was—- Yeah.

28:00 ROB: --oh, I started—- Then it goes away.

28:02 --you know, started parked it away from everything.

28:04 That faded quickly, you know what I mean?

28:06 I think— I think I'm really bad with watches.

28:08 Mm.

28:08 HOST: Mm-hmm.

28:09 Like, I'll— ROB: Oh, 'cause you— --I'll scratch it, 'cause I just live my life.

28:12 And then I'll realize I have on too nice of a, like,

28:15 timepiece to just be living my life.

28:17 HOST: Reckless, yeah.

28:18 Now I don't even pull out my nice ones.

28:19 So you just own them just to keep them in the box?

28:21 ROB: Yeah.

28:21 I guess.

28:22 Well, you just made me out to sound crazy now.

28:23 Thanks.

28:24 Is there anything that you're overly protective with that you

28:27 own that you don't want anything to ever happen to?

28:29 Yeah.

28:30 You know, I would like to say— I'm pretty careful with my phone.

28:32 I've broken a lot of screens in my day.

28:33 ROB: Yeah, OK.

28:34 And I think now I've learned.

28:36 Do you have a case?

28:37 Sometimes.

28:38 OK.

28:39 Man, all right.

28:40 But that's why I'm overprotective now.

28:41 She's bad with her phone, and she doesn't have a case.

28:43 STEELO: Case, yeah.

28:44 So I have to be— I have to make up for it on the back end— ROB: Yeah.

28:46 OK.

28:47 --and, like, be careful with it.

28:48 Yeah, yeah, or— I guess maybe it's irresponsible?

28:50 Give her more responsibility.

28:51 Yeah.

28:52 All right, everybody in this category are

28:55 really trying to protect their special items.

28:58 Take a look at Overprotection.

29:00 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] MAN: Not today, boy.

29:05 STEELO: Oh, this happens all the time.

29:06 MAN: Not today.

29:07 HOST: Whoa!

29:07 ROB: Oh, not— oh.

29:08 Oh.

29:09 He putting the— oh!

29:10 HOST: The barbed wire?

29:11 STEELO: I thought it was a nest.

29:12 ROB: This is— but is this how often catalytic

29:14 converters are get— Do they get stolen all the time?

29:15 They get— they get stolen all day.

29:17 Yeah?

29:17 Copper, really?

29:18 Yeah, the copper inside.

29:19 People, they take it and they sell it and stuff and make money off of it.

29:21 ROB: Yeah?

29:21 Wow.

29:22 Yeah.

29:22 MAN: Not today, boy.

29:24 Not today.

29:24 ROB: Not today!

29:25 STEELO: Not today.

29:26 Car's slower now, for sure.

29:27 ROB: Car doesn't work, but it's fine.

29:29 God damn.

29:31 Woo!

29:32 We are inventive.

29:36 I'm being attacked by robins.

29:37 ROB: What?

29:39 They [BLEEP] all over the porch.

29:40 STEELO: Oh, I thought this was way more about, like, radiation.

29:42 Hey, hey, the internet's got radiation.

29:45 Trust me.

29:46 STEELO: That 5G is coming.

29:47 That technology.

29:48 ROB: OK?

29:49 WOMAN: Guys, he literally switched shoes with me because it's raining right now.

29:54 Oh, my god.

29:55 He's about to run to his car.

29:56 ROB: Man, not the Nikes.

29:58 I'm not messing up those shoes, bro.

29:59 STEELO: No, bro.

30:00 ROB: Man.

30:01 Oh, hey, hey.

30:02 STEELO: No.

30:02 ROB: Man.

30:03 Just pick me up.

30:04 Like, to me, this would be hard to do, and he's pretty smooth.

30:07 STEELO: He is pretty smooth.

30:08 ROB: You know?

30:09 STEELO: Ain't his first rodeo.

30:10 ROB: Man.

30:11 STEELO: Oh, that hop right there— that man wears heels.

30:13 That was nice.

30:14 He does this.

30:16 ROB: Oh, no.

30:18 STEELO: What is even going on?

30:19 ROB: Today I will not get a sunburn.

30:21 STEELO: It feels like he went method.

30:22 Feel like he should win an Oscar for this role.

30:23 ROB: He probably should.

30:25 This dude's crazy.

30:25 He's really in character.

30:26 ROB: It does feel like a sci-fi movie.

30:28 STEELO: Yeah.

30:28 HOST: Very sci-fi.

30:29 Man.

30:30 Listen, no sun is getting through.

30:32 I promise you that.

30:33 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

30:36 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] OK, I need to know right now,

30:42 who is at the top of the food chain when it comes to condiments?

30:46 STEELO: Condiments?

30:47 ROB: Who's number one?

30:48 Ketchup.

30:48 I think ketchup is a strong one.

30:50 I mean— I mean, ketchup is, like, almost sits in its own category.

30:54 I feel like barbecue sauce is pretty strong, too, though.

30:56 CHANEL: Yeah.

30:57 But enough to take out ketchup?

30:58 STEELO: I don't— Ketchup is almost in every single location in the world.

31:00 Ketchup is for— more for kids.

31:03 Like, kids will put ketchup on anything.

31:06 But you get to an age where you're like, I have too much ketchup.

31:09 I only need a little ketchup.

31:10 I don't need no ketchup.

31:11 But barbecue sauce, my dog, is going to be forever.

31:13 You know what I'm saying?

31:14 Barbecue sauce.

31:14 Hey.

31:15 No?

31:16 Chicken tenders, barbecue sauce.

31:18 Hey, I'm going to say it right now.

31:19 I used ketchup this morning.

31:20 Did you really?

31:20 ROB: OK, I did.

31:21 On what, eggs?

31:22 I had a burger this morning.

31:24 STEELO: OK, that's a little wild— ROB: Yeah.

31:25 --to kick off the day.

31:26 Yeah, yeah, that's why we're getting through those— these shows so fast.

31:28 You know what I mean?

31:29 I had myself a burger.

31:31 Look, I don't think there's any question.

31:33 There might be a little bit of debate.

31:35 But the most famous by volume world over is ketchup.

31:39 STEELO: Yeah.

31:40 Take a look at the King of Condiments.

31:42 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] Like this.

31:46 Like this.

31:47 STEELO: Oh, my man's— oh, no!

31:48 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

31:49 STEELO: Oh, don't that, bro!

31:50 Don't eat that!

31:51 Don't eat that!

31:52 ROB: Wow.

31:53 That looked like a bloody hand, in my opinion.

31:54 Like he was eating a person.

31:56 He doesn't like anything but ketchup.

31:58 I'll tell you one thing.

31:59 He's smooth as a [BLEEP].

32:00 He didn't get no ketchup on him.

32:01 ROB: No, didn't— STEELO: He don't play that game.

32:03 ROB: Heh, ha, hyah, ha, ha.

32:05 He ain't never got his shirt dirty.

32:08 ROB: Oh, man.

32:09 STEELO: Oh, no.

32:10 ROB: Anytime, any day.

32:12 He drinking it like that?

32:13 Yeah, can't risk it.

32:14 She had to put that phone down real quick.

32:15 ROB: Nope.

32:16 Hey, now— STEELO: Hey.

32:17 Wingstop, bro.

32:18 ROB: OK, let me get in.

32:20 Oh, is this ketchup hand sanitizer, too?

32:22 Cool.

32:22 Cool.

32:23 Perfect.

32:24 Perfect.

32:25 Perfect.

32:26 CHANEL: What are we watching?

32:27 ROB: Perfect.

32:29 STEELO: Hey, he's still high, bro?

32:30 ROB: The cook's in the back.

32:31 --the upper, you know, those upper dudes know.

32:34 ROB: I'mma let the upper dudes know you guys are killing it.

32:36 OK?

32:37 What?

32:38 Bro, he's so high.

32:39 But somehow, I feel like his hands are cleaner.

32:42 It does— his hands feel clean at this point.

32:45 WOMAN: Baby!

32:46 No!

32:47 ROB: Oh, no.

32:48 Oh, ketchup on the toes now.

32:51 Ketchup on these dirty dogs.

32:53 STEELO: Is this, like, customer service, or— ROB: Nom, nom, nom.

32:56 He'll suck some ketchup off that big toe.

32:59 Ew, I'm going to throw up.

33:01 Oh, we'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

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