Beastomorphs - SNL

0:01 -We're just four normal teens living in the suburbs.

0:04 -But we do have a secret.

0:06 -We transform into animals to battle evil aliens,

0:10 but we always transform back in time for dinner.

0:13 -Saving humanity?

0:14 Chuckles] That's easy.

0:16 The hard part is our homework.

0:19 -We're the Beastomorphs.

0:23 -Aah!

0:25 You crazy Earth kids may think you've seen the last of me, but I'll be back.

0:29 Mwahahaha!

0:31 -Good job, gang.

0:32 We said that evil alien Chumongous back to the lousy planet he came from.

0:37 -Uh-oh.

0:38 It's 6:00 p.m.

0:39 My mom's meatloaf is waiting for us.

0:41 -Let's Beastomorph.

0:44 Barking] -Nice.

0:48 And my hair didn't even get messed up.

0:52 Clucking] -Who's chicken now?

0:57 Squealing] -This little piggy kicked some alien butt.

1:01 -Good one!

1:02 Now my turn.

1:06 Sneezes, farts] -Aah!

1:08 -Aah!

1:08 -Ooh.

1:09 -What?

1:10 What?

1:10 Why are you all looking at me like that?

1:13 Let me guess.

1:14 My hair got messed up.

1:16 -Lizzie, don't freak out,

1:18 but when you combination sneeze-farted, you got stuck mid-morph.

1:21 -You can't show up for Mom's meatloaf looking like that.

1:23 -Brittany, stop!

1:25 We all know your mom's gone, and you just eat chips.

1:27 -I don't just eat chips.

1:28 I eat chips...and soda.

1:31 -Okay.

1:31 Hey, we can figure this out, guys.

1:32 Let's put our heads together.

1:34 Oh, Lizzie, can you just look at the wall while we talk?

1:37 -Sure.

1:38 Oh!

1:39 -Ooh.

1:40 -A little hard to see.

1:41 I'm kind of looking in two directions at once.

1:43 -Think, guys.

1:44 How can we fix this?

1:45 -Okay, maybe if I sneeze and then fart again, I can change back.

1:49 Ah-choo!

1:51 Groans, farts] -Lizzie, stop.

1:53 You're gonna hurt yourself.

1:54 -Maybe if I fart twice, then sneeze once, then burp?

1:58 Farts twice, sneezes][ Belches] -Yuck!

2:02 -That didn't work.

2:04 Okay, what about, um, sneeze, fart, pause, spin around,

2:07 fart three times quickly, burp once, then fart again?

2:10 -Definitely not.

2:11 Maybe if I do it?

2:12 -Yeah.

2:14 Groans, farts] -Ooh.

2:20 -I have to go home.

2:29 -Oh, no!

2:30 Chumongous is coming!

2:31 It's time to morph back.

2:32 -That's right!

2:33 The great Chumongous has returned.

2:35 You Earth kids may have thought you've defeated me,

2:37 but I'm more powerful than ever!

2:39 Oh, my God, it smells like [bleep] in here.

2:42 -Sorry.

2:42 We've all been spinning, farting, and burping for the past few minutes.

2:45 -Why?

2:45 Actually.

2:46 Never mind.

2:47 I don't care.

2:48 Prepare to die!

2:51 You...

2:52 Soft music playing] ...beautiful creature.

2:56 You're just about the most perfect thing I've ever seen.

3:00 Gasps] You really think so?

3:01 -Yes.

3:02 There's just one problem.

3:05 -What is it?

3:07 -That frog hand ain't got my thing in it.

3:11 -Ew, dude!

3:12 -Sorry.

3:12 Is that, like, a big deal for you guys?

3:14 That's, like, less than first base where I'm from.

3:16 Where I'm from, if you go visit your grandmother in the hospital,

3:18 you lean over and your grandma just grabs your thing out of respect!

3:23 -What?

3:23 -So, what do you say?

3:26 You want to be my queen of Chumonga?

3:28 -Well...it sure beats homework.

3:32 Sneezes] -Aahhh!