Who Would Want a Male Gyno? w/Comedian Geoffrey Asmus

0:00 Blake, what do you what was your job again?

0:01 What did you do?

0:04 You write mortgages.

0:06 Is that true?

0:08 Depressing.

0:08 Oh my god.

0:08 Blake.

0:09 And these women, you could feel it gushing when you said that, Blake.

0:13 Really, Blake?

0:16 I hope they're subprime.

0:21 Why are you pointing at this guy?

0:22 Why are you pointing at Red Wings guy?

0:24 What do What do you do, brother?

0:25 Kind of.

0:26 You're a kind of Is that true?

0:28 Is that true?

0:29 Oh my god, a male guy in a college is good.

0:34 Women think they deserve these jobs just CUZ I'M A WOMAN.

0:36 NO, WE'RE SMARTER.

0:38 WE DESERVE IT.

0:40 AGAIN, the crowd's like, "Does he MEAN THIS?" NO.

0:44 ARE YOU actually a gynecologist?

0:46 That's amazing.

0:47 That's awesome.

0:49 Okay, lady.

0:49 You don't need Okay, you guys have sex once a month.

0:51 Good for you.

0:52 Okay.

0:53 Do How do you get into that field?

0:54 You're just like fascinated with it at a young age, man.

0:57 You've seen some You've seen some stanky[ __] in your life.

1:01 Oh my god.

1:03 One is enough for me.

1:04 It's where all the sweat pools.

1:06 It's not great, boys.

1:07 We can be honest.

1:08 Well, I won't say that again.

1:10 Uh, no.

1:11 No.

1:12 The balls in the[ __] Great.

1:13 No, they're great.

1:15 God[ __] up.

1:16 Why do you put the sex part in the drainage canal?

1:18 It makes no sense.

1:23 That was funny.

1:23 You[ __] up.

1:25 Oh, you guys know that would have been a great riff if you guys were good.

1:30 You've How long you been a male gynecologist?

1:32 Is this actually true or is this a joke?

1:33 This is actually true.

1:34 Amazing.

1:35 You're a OBGYn male gynecologist.

1:38 Ladies and Would you like that if your gynecologist was a man?

1:41 Is that weird?

1:44 Do Do people get No, I know.

1:46 I'm sure you're you're always gentle with them and kind

1:49 you you of course ring the bell at the end, right?

1:51 Uh as is tradition, Dr.

1:54 Carter.

1:55 He always makes you get a little wet at the end.

1:56 Uh, this one's on the house lady.

2:01 Uh, what's your name, brother?

2:06 Dave, I like that you're missing a tooth, Dave.

2:08 I like that.

2:09 A particularly acidic[ __] rotted it away or something.

2:12 Uh, gross, but funny.

2:19 Ann Arbor.

2:19 What a dump.

2:20 No deodorant in sight in that town.

2:24 I bet when you see a woman from Ann Arbor, you're like, "Oh, no.

2:26 This one's going to be That's going to be

2:29 a real thicket to get through." Oh, my bad.

2:36 What?

2:36 But have you noticed in the 10 years,

2:37 has there been a rise or a decline in bush production?

2:40 Are there like waves?

2:41 Are there certain demographics that have more of a bush?

2:44 There definitely are.

2:44 Yeah.

2:45 What' you say?

2:46 Tattoos.

2:47 There's There's more tattoos in that area.

2:49 Incred.

2:49 Like right right down there.

2:50 What's the weirdest tattoo you've seen?

2:53 My lover's name is John Smith's[ __] Is it a John Smith's[ __] Damn.

2:59 That is I have never been that confident in my dick.

3:04 If a woman was about to put that there, I'd be like, "Don't do that.

3:08 I don't.

3:08 It's not mine.

3:09 It's not mine.

3:10 I rent it.

3:11 I rent it, but it's not mine." Really?

3:14 Right there.

3:15 Damn.

3:15 That's crazy.

3:16 Okay.

3:16 That's what's like the what's the common what's the most

3:19 common ailment you're uh you're what are you doing?

3:22 What's what's the what's a day in the life of a male OBGYn?

3:27 Lot of discharge.

3:28 A lot of discharge.

3:29 Yeah.

3:31 Unfortunately, I knew you were going to say

3:32 that and I asked the question nonetheless.

3:35 Uh Dave.

3:36 Dave.

3:36 Right.

3:37 Dave.

3:37 Dave.

3:37 Dave.

3:38 You have any Are you married to this woman next to you, Dave?

3:40 That's amazing.

3:40 Dave, do you have any uh do you have any pets, Dave?

3:43 What What pets do you got, Dave?

3:46 Five cats.

3:47 Oh my god.

3:49 You really do like[ __] Don't you get enough of that at work?

4:00 Oh my god.

4:03 Can we charge everyone another dollar for that great riff?

4:06 The staff's going to go around and collect another dollar.

4:08 You didn't pay enough for that.

4:09 What were you going to say?

4:10 You were saying something.

4:11 What were you going to say?

4:21 We're gonna move on.

4:22 Ah, what was that?

4:25 Was that a tick?

4:27 The the longest Tourette's tick ever.

4:29 Everyone's like, "Buddy, just say the N word.

4:34 That was amazing." Are you a practicing Muslim man?

4:38 Absolutely.

4:38 Pray five times a day.

4:40 No.

4:40 So, you're not a practicing I believe in my things.

4:45 You believe in it, but if you don't do the things, what's the point?

4:49 Isn't that always funny when you see like a Christian who's like loves God,

4:52 but it's like you're a bad person.

4:54 It's not even worth it.

4:55 You're not going to have anal and you're still going to go to hell.

5:00 What are you reaching for?

5:04 Oh, the venue is just falling apart.

5:07 The lights been flickering.

5:08 Have you seen paint chips falling on me the entire show?

5:11 Happened last night.

5:11 I had a paint chip on my tongue.

5:14 You know why I play venues like this still, folks?

5:16 Cuz my agent isn't Jewish.

5:20 My agent's Catholic.

5:21 Cuz I put my faith before my career.

5:24 My agent's name, Tommy Communion.

5:30 Oh, we got to bring that Tommy Communion.

5:34 What did you learn tonight?

5:35 Big Clint and Tommy Communion.

5:37 Uh Troy, are you a sports guy, Troy?

5:41 What?

5:41 What's your f Who's your favorite athlete of all time?

5:43 Troy

5:45 Lou Whitaker.

5:46 Lou Whitaker.

5:46 Who the[ __] Just say Michael Jordan looking normal guy.

5:52 Lou Whitaker.

5:53 What sport is that?

5:55 Baseball.

5:55 Do people still watch baseball?

5:57 Really, Troy?

5:59 I thought you were a cool guy, man.

6:02 God damn.

6:03 You like soccer?

6:04 Oh, queer.

6:05 Anniey's lame.

6:09 That's what I'm talking about.

6:10 We got to be cool again.

6:11 You can say it.

6:13 I'm playing a character up here called

6:15 guy who pretty much believes what he's saying.

6:16 But uh