Eleanor & Chidi being perfect for each other for 33 minutes straight! | The Good Place

0:00 Elanor, I I'm Gi Anagon and you are my soulmate.

0:09 Cool.

0:09 Bring it in, man.

0:10 [laughter]

0:11 I have spent my entire life in pursuit of fundamental truths about

0:16 the universe and now we can actually learn about them together as soulmates.

0:22 It's overwhelming.

0:24 There's been a big mistake.

0:27 I'm not supposed to be here.

0:33 Wait, what?

0:34 Give me a chance.

0:36 Let me earn my place here.

0:38 Let me be your ethical guinea pig.

0:41 Hey guys.

0:42 Uh, emergency neighborhood meeting now.

0:44 We'll be right there, Michael.

0:46 If I walk out of here in these clothes, I'm toast.

0:49 My soul is in your hands, soulmate.

0:51 What's it going to be?

0:57 Oh, stomach ache.

0:58 What are you reading?

1:00 The metaphysics of morals by Emanuel Kant.

1:02 It's a treatise on the aesthetic

1:04 preconditions of the mind's receptivity to duty.

1:08 A book on how to act good.

1:10 Oh, great.

1:10 So, you've decided to help me.

1:12 I don't know.

1:12 There's a thousand questions.

1:15 Is there a moral imperative to help you?

1:18 Do I have a greater obligation to my community?

1:20 Are you taking someone else's spot?

1:22 Someone who deserves to be here?

1:23 Ooh.

1:23 On that question, I honestly think I was just put here

1:27 by mistake because Michael called me Ellaner Shellstrop, so he knows I'm me.

1:32 He's just wrong about my overall quality level.

1:37 Please help me, man.

1:38 I swear I am worth it.

1:41 Tell me one fact that you know about me.

1:44 I We spent the whole day together.

1:45 You must remember something.

1:48 What country am I from?

1:50 Is it racist if I say Africa?

1:53 Yes.

1:53 And Africa is not a country.

1:55 I am from Sagal.

1:56 Do I have any siblings?

1:58 Where did I go to college?

1:59 Trick question.

2:00 You didn't.

2:02 I was literally a college professor.

2:04 Do you not remember one single thing about me?

2:07 Dude, things have been nuts around here.

2:10 I bet you don't know anything about me.

2:12 You were born in Phoenix.

2:12 You went to school in Tempe.

2:14 You're an only child.

2:15 Your favorite show is something called The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

2:18 And your favorite book is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.

2:23 How did you know all that?

2:25 Because you are constantly talking about yourself.

2:29 You are the most selfobsessed person I have ever met.

2:32 You should see Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.

2:36 See,

2:35 this is my fear about you, Elanor.

2:37 You are too selfish to ever be a good person.

2:41 Well, I think you're wrong.

2:42 What country am I from again?

2:45 Sadine.

2:46 That is a brand of toothpaste.

2:48 Look, the only thing that you are concerned with is your own happiness.

2:53 That's your problem.

3:06 Hey, how did you know I was here?

3:08 I saw you from my window.

3:10 That's where I live, by the way.

3:12 Not that you ever asked.

3:14 What are you doing?

3:16 I went to all the places [music] where I dumped trash earlier

3:21 and cleaned it up so it couldn't be traced back to me.

3:24 Well, it looks like you cleaned up everything.

3:28 You're doing [music] this because you feel bad.

3:30 And you're not even doing it to get me to help

3:32 you anymore because I told you that's not going to happen.

3:36 Okay.

3:36 Yeah, fine.

3:36 I felt bad for stupid [music] Gunner

3:38 and stupider Antonio and the whole neighborhood.

3:41 I felt bad about what I did.

3:43 It was a weird feeling.

3:44 Not used to it.

3:45 Didn't love it.

3:47 Well, feeling remorse [music] about being wrong

3:49 isn't as good as just doing something right.

3:51 But it's a start.

3:53 Look, I think you're capable of change.

3:56 And I will help you try.

4:00 Oh, wow.

4:01 Man, I swear I won't let you down.

4:03 [music] Hi there.

4:03 I've collected the worst smelling garbage that I could find.

4:06 Do you still want me to dump it inside of Antonio's house?

4:10 What?

4:11 No.

4:12 I did not tell you to do that.

4:14 You're a local girlfriend.

4:15 Okay, I won't let you down starting now.

4:20 Why don't you tell me about your time here?

4:22 Anything that might help your case?

4:23 Well, in the first [music] 24 hours, I caused the world to erupt into chaos.

4:28 And then I caused a garbage storm.

4:29 It was kind of a rough start,

4:31 but things calmed down after Cheetah started helping me learn about ethics.

4:35 Okay, tell me about that.

4:37 Well, I studied with Cheetah every day and then Cheetah got sick of me,

4:40 so I did some nice stuff to make him feel better.

4:42 And later I confessed because Chey was being tortured by guilt

4:46 and I just felt awful seeing his little nerdy face all contorted.

4:52 Oh, Elanor, I have a stomach ache because of what you did.

4:57 [laughter] He is such a dork.

5:01 You know, uh, a lot of death row

5:03 inmates feel regret about things they never said.

5:06 Admissions of guilt or anger or love.

5:13 Are you making a move on me?

5:15 It's fine.

5:15 I just didn't see it coming.

5:17 Uh, well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name,

5:20 it is kind of a fun narcissistic fantasy.

5:24 No, no, Elanor.

5:24 I I could be into it.

5:26 No, I'm talking about you and Chey now.

5:30 Ordinarily, you having feelings for my soulmate would be a conflict of interest.

5:34 Whoa.

5:34 You think I'm into cheaty?

5:36 Yes, Elanor, I do because you are.

5:40 You mentioned his name nine times in the last 10 minutes.

5:44 Nobody asked you, Bomba John.

5:46 Okay, sit [music] down.

5:47 Maybe [clears throat] I dated many annoying guys.

5:53 [music] Okay, they would call me all times of the day just to talk

5:56 or ask me if I'd taken cash out of their wallets, stupid stuff.

6:01 And when I stopped having fun with them, I'd [music] leave.

6:04 Usually wouldn't even call or anything.

6:06 I'd just bounce.

6:07 Got to go spend that money you stole.

6:09 Point is, you are way more of a buzzkill than [music] any of those dudes.

6:15 Okay, thanks for this conversation.

6:17 But somehow I never want to leave you.

6:22 I want to stay in the good place because of you.

6:26 Because I love you, [music] I think.

6:30 No, I'm pretty sure.

6:32 Yeah, I love you.

6:33 That's embarrassing.

6:35 Feel so itchy.

6:37 Sorry.

6:37 [music] Don't say anything.

6:39 I just needed to get that off my chest.

6:41 Okay, I'm going to go.

6:43 Catch you later, silly Billy.

6:45 Oh, love has made me a nerd.

6:48 Bye.

6:51 Giani is a fake.

6:53 He's not supposed to be here, just like your soulmate.

6:56 More importantly, you did the ballerina painting because you

7:00 were trying to protect my feelings because you love me.

7:04 Oh, Chitty, don't you see?

7:06 This is the real mistake that was made in our neighborhood.

7:08 You and I are soulmates.

7:10 [music] It makes so much sense.

7:12 Oh, but

7:13 no cheaty.

7:14 True love is rare.

7:15 Like a desert flower betw twix two oases.

7:18 But true love is also very simple.

7:21 And right now I'm just a girl towering over

7:25 a boy asking him to admit he loves me.

7:30 I feel like her confession of love was a lot better than mine.

7:33 Can I get a doover?

7:35 Hey, it's my

7:37 three favorite yogurts.

7:39 Hey, um, about what happened earlier,

7:42 I've been kind of all over the place today.

7:44 An hour ago, I thought Jean Yu was my soulmate.

7:47 And the fact that that kind of made sense means

7:49 you and I could never be meant for each other.

7:51 Plus, Jean Yu is married to Janet now.

7:55 Okay.

7:58 What?

7:57 I do love you, but I think more in a best friend, afterlife, savior kind of way.

8:03 Let me just cut to the chase.

8:05 You two, you got it bad for each other.

8:09 No, we don't.

8:09 Cheat's just a friend.

8:11 What am I saying?

8:11 He's not even a friend.

8:12 He's just a weird teacher that I hate.

8:18 Dude, I do not want to watch Cannonball run to right now.

8:21 Or All right.

8:22 What happened in the first one?

8:23 So, I'm all caught up.

8:26 I don't know what's going to happen to us, but I need to tell you something.

8:32 I love you.

8:34 And you don't need to respond cuz I know you have trouble saying how you feel.

8:39 I love you, too.

8:40 [snorts] Very funny.

8:41 But that that's obviously not real.

8:43 Oh, that's real, baby.

8:45 That's real nasty.

8:47 [laughter] [gasps] Yeah, this was like the sixth time you guys were here.

8:51 I saw you getting sexy the previous three times,

8:54 so I cut a little hole in the wall so I could tape you.

8:56 Call it my looking hole.

8:58 Is that a camera?

8:59 Mindy, you pervert.

9:03 Something wrong?

9:04 No.

9:04 [music] Yep.

9:06 I've been keeping a secret from you about you.

9:11 What is it?

9:11 The thing is it's not even harming you.

9:13 And and and and if I tell you, I feel like it it might harm you.

9:16 So, uh ethically speaking, I don't think I have to tell you.

9:19 Yeah.

9:20 Well, forget all that.

9:21 Uh this is freaking me out.

9:22 I'm losing my mind.

9:22 So, just tell me.

9:26 And you don't need to respond cuz I know you have trouble saying how you feel.

9:30 I [music] love you, too.

9:35 I've never been that certain about anything.

9:37 [music] I once even tried to rent socks.

9:40 How did I say that that easily?

9:45 I mean, I get how you said it.

9:47 I'm a total smoke show, but how did I say [music] it so easily?

9:53 Look, I don't want to talk about this, but after

9:56 everything that's happened today, I think we got to.

9:58 [music] So, let's just get it all out there.

10:01 Um, well, yeah, I guess.

10:04 Do you I don't know.

10:05 Do you have any feelings like that for me again now?

10:12 I'm I'm sorry, but I I don't think I do.

10:16 Sorry.

10:17 Why are you sorry?

10:18 Because I'm relieved because I don't either.

10:21 So, all good.

10:23 I mean, I I I feel incredibly close to

10:26 No, no, no, no, no.

10:27 You don't need to explain yourself.

10:29 We are on the same page.

10:30 Okay, good.

10:32 Hey guys, sorry.

10:33 I uh I know it's late.

10:35 Can I talk to Ellaner for a second?

10:37 Actually, we're chatting about something right now.

10:39 No, it's cool.

10:39 We were wrapping it up.

10:40 Good talk, bro.

10:43 What do you think our new home will be like?

10:45 I'm picturing Hawaiian Beach, unlimited my ties, and a phone.

10:51 Oh, and soulmates.

10:52 I hope they're real.

10:54 I I mean, you know, for for all of us,

10:58 I hope everyone gets [music] someone special.

11:02 Dude, here's where I'm at.

11:03 Feelings are stupid.

11:06 Yeah, who needs them?

11:08 But, uh, in case feelings aren't stupid,

11:11 and in the case that we are eternally doomed,

11:13 I thought it might be worth mentioning that I do have feelings for [music] you.

11:19 And I you know you don't feel the same way.

11:21 And although that fills me with anger and confusion.

11:28 Wow.

11:28 Michael was right on the money.

11:30 I just [music] wanted you to know the truth.

11:34 You are I mean No, no.

11:36 Don't say anything.

11:37 Don't Don't

11:39 attention everyone.

11:41 We may not know exactly which version of ourselves

11:44 was technically our best self, but you know what?

11:47 I like who we are right now.

11:49 To this version of us, to the good people we've all become.

11:55 [music] Unforgettable.

11:59 [singing] That's what you are.

12:05 [singing] [music] Could you please stop doing that?

12:12 It helps me think.

12:16 We've been through every argument.

12:18 Contractualist Contean.

12:20 What would Superman do?

12:22 What would Rihanna do?

12:24 Are we missing anything?

12:26 Hit me right now with your most obscure,

12:29 boringest old white dude with a long wizard beard.

12:33 Mumbo jumbo.

12:34 Okay, our friends are going to the bad place

12:39 and us choosing to go with them won't lessen their suffering.

12:44 So morally, we're allowed to go.

12:50 But let's forget about the ethics for a second.

12:53 After everything that's happened,

12:54 don't we deserve to be together and happy for once?

13:00 [music] Judge, [music] have you made your decision?

13:10 Yeah, we're not going to the good place.

13:12 I mean, that was never actually an option,

13:14 but for the sake of your test, we're not going.

13:17 What do you mean?

13:18 Well, I was 99% sure that going was the wrong move.

13:22 But since our whole relationship has been me being

13:24 sure of something and cheaty explaining why I was wrong,

13:27 I owed it to him to quadruple check.

13:29 The capper came when I realized that ain't cheaty.

13:34 The cheaty I know wouldn't argue that he

13:36 should be rewarded while his friends got punished.

13:38 And he would never forget about ethics for a second.

13:42 I don't know who this joker is, but it's not cheaty and agonier.

13:45 Wait, but what about the Well done, Eleanor.

13:50 You can take a seat and wait for the others.

13:51 [music] And can I have that medallion back,

13:53 cuz it's actually a coaster for my sodas.

13:57 Mhm.

13:57 Where is the real cheaty though?

13:59 Is he okay?

14:00 He's still taking his test.

14:04 Okay, this is ridiculous.

14:05 Um, I'm just going to choose brown.

14:13 Gray is the obvious choice, which is probably why I shouldn't choose it.

14:17 Brown.

14:17 Nope.

14:18 Gray.

14:20 Nope.

14:20 Brown.

14:21 Brown hat.

14:28 Hey, man.

14:29 What's up?

14:39 Hot diggity dog.

14:41 In one of the reboots, you and Chey were in love.

14:44 Can't you just take my word for that?

14:46 No, dude.

14:46 I can't.

14:47 My screwed up relationship with my parents made

14:49 me believe I could never really love anyone.

14:51 I need to see it for myself.

14:53 Those are my memories.

14:54 I want them back.

14:56 Okay, fine.

14:56 Have a seat.

14:58 So now I can show you the highlights of reboot 119.

15:02 I'm skipping all of the sleeping and chewing.

15:04 You guys are always either sleeping or chewing something.

15:10 So we are moving on to the subject of free will versus determinism.

15:15 We are officially done with Na.

15:18 I'm going to miss Na.

15:19 I spent a lot of my life thinking I was better

15:21 than everyone else and he showed me why I was right.

15:25 Give me that reading list.

15:26 What do we got?

15:28 Little Aristotle, little Dick Cart, little Tommy Quan Quin.

15:32 That's what I call St.

15:33 Thomas Quins.

15:34 Three months a philosophy class and you're already

15:46 What are you grinning at, weirdo?

15:49 [laughter]

15:50 Come on.

15:50 We're going to be late for the neighborhood meeting.

15:54 HEY, [screaming]

15:57 WHY?

15:56 OH NO, KATIE.

15:59 Sorry I shoved you, man.

16:00 Just been a little jumpy.

16:03 Hey, you didn't happen to see my lizard

16:04 in the lake when you were thrashing around down there.

16:06 No, it was cold and dark and scary.

16:09 But don't worry, we'll find him.

16:12 [snorts] Michael and Janet are busy transforming people anyway,

16:15 so they didn't even notice you weren't there.

16:17 Holy crap.

16:18 You're supposed to be flying right now.

16:20 It's no big deal.

16:20 I just decided I'd rather be helping you

16:24 than soaring through the air like an owl.

16:27 That's amazing.

16:30 You're amazing.

16:35 After that, you spent [music] all your time together.

16:38 You studied philosophy together.

16:40 You even got cheaty hooked on popcorn shrimp.

16:43 Eventually, you became suspicious of me and escaped to Mindy St.

16:47 Clair's house on a train.

16:48 That was the first time you actually said it out loud.

16:52 I love you.

16:54 And you don't need to respond [music] cuz

16:56 I know you have trouble saying how you feel.

16:58 I love you, too.

17:01 [music] That's the story.

17:05 You're capable of human love.

17:07 Congrats.

17:08 So, in this whole other timeline,

17:10 Cheety and I said I love you [music] to each other,

17:14 but he doesn't remember any of that happened.

17:17 So, I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you

17:22 are passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife,

17:24 but he doesn't remember because technically none

17:27 of that [music] happened in this strand of the multiverse.

17:30 You know what?

17:31 I'll just check with Yahoo Answers.

17:32 I'm sure someone's weighed in.

17:33 Nope.

17:33 No, I'm flattered.

17:35 You would seek my advice, though.

17:37 I suppose [music] makes sense.

17:39 I'm sure the one constant in all the reboots

17:41 is that you and I were best friends.

17:44 Uh-huh.

17:44 Yep.

17:44 Mhm.

17:45 Look, I don't think you would want Chitty to know what happened

17:49 in the past unless you wanted it to happen again in the present.

17:54 You can't know how Chitty will react.

17:56 It may be painful, but it's never a bad

17:59 idea to tell someone [music] how you feel.

18:02 Thanks, Dani.

18:04 You give really good advice, and you made a really hot centaur.

18:08 Sorry.

18:09 So, Michael showed me a memory of our time in the good place.

18:13 And you and I were like a thing and gota not like a casual,

18:20 hey, I found two loose pills in the bottom of my tote.

18:22 Let's pop them and see what's good kind of thing.

18:24 We were in love and there's a [music]

18:27 real possibility that I'm in love with you again

18:30 here on this plane of existence uh today

18:34 now in [music] Canada during this brawl with demons.

18:41 How do you know I always wanted to talk like this?

18:44 Funny story.

18:44 It's one of the things I saw in the alternate timeline

18:47 where we were soul mates on and off for 300 years.

18:52 Maybe we should talk about that.

18:54 Well, I suppose we can, but there's not that much to talk about.

18:58 The things you saw weren't part of my life, so they didn't happen to me.

19:02 The hell are you talking about, man?

19:03 Of course, it was you.

19:04 I saw it.

19:05 Well, it was a cheaty, sure, but it wasn't me cheaty.

19:09 This is a classic philosophical question.

19:11 The concept of the self or who we are, philosophically speaking.

19:15 There's the cheaty I am who lived a certain life.

19:18 Then there's the cheaty you saw your soulmate

19:21 or whatever who had some entirely different life.

19:26 Not the same cheats.

19:27 I'm so sorry.

19:28 Yeah.

19:29 No, I get it.

19:30 Counterpoint.

19:31 That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.

19:32 And you do not deserve a puppy.

19:33 I'm unplooping your puppy.

19:38 Things are getting cuter and I want them to get less cute.

19:41 Look, you know what?

19:43 Just forget it.

19:44 What am I even doing?

19:45 I I'm I'm chasing a dude who isn't into me.

19:47 I'm making myself vulnerable for no reason.

19:49 I don't even know who I am anymore.

19:54 Uh-oh.

19:55 This is new.

19:56 I'm so annoyed at myself.

19:58 Stupid.

19:58 Eleanor.

20:00 Stupid.

20:01 This whole thing sucks.

20:03 You know,

20:03 Elanor, you you're not One thing I never wanted to do ever for any reason

20:07 was to follow some guy around like a lame puppy dog.

20:10 I mean, look at me.

20:11 I don't need to do that.

20:12 I can get any guy I want.

20:14 Eleanor, just hang on.

20:15 What?

20:16 Dude, what what do you want?

20:18 What is going on?

20:20 Okay.

20:21 Well, this is bad.

20:23 Why are you staring at me?

20:24 Do I have a sit on my nose or something?

20:27 Your sense of self is crumbling and it's taking the void down with it.

20:30 [music] Great.

20:31 So, I don't feel like myself for 2 seconds and it breaks the universe.

20:34 How come nothing went wrong when cheaty

20:36 freaked out about his identity for 3 hours?

20:39 Because freaking out about everything is my identity.

20:41 Not to brag.

20:42 I need you to hold it together.

20:44 Try to do something, Elanori.

20:46 Laugh at someone who falls down or show up

20:48 to an event underdressed and get mad at everyone else somehow.

20:51 I'll be right back.

20:56 Shady, I'm scared.

20:57 I know.

20:57 What am I supposed to be doing right now?

20:59 I don't remember.

21:00 I'm having a hard time remembering.

21:05 Right.

21:05 Memories.

21:06 You need to remember who you are.

21:08 You're Elanor Shelstro from Phoenix, Arizona.

21:11 Your favorite meal is shrimp scampy.

21:13 You listed your emergency contact as Britney

21:15 Spears as a longshot way of meeting her.

21:18 And your favorite movie is that clip of John Travolta saying Adele Dazine.

21:22 You flew halfway around the world because you wanted

21:25 to be a better person and it was very brave.

21:28 You're sharp and you're strong.

21:31 You make fun of me a lot.

21:32 You once called me a human snooze button, but you also showed up in my classroom

21:36 when I was drowning in despair and canned chili.

21:39 And you basically saved my life.

21:42 You have very high [music] self-esteem and a very

21:45 low tolerance for men who wear sandals.

21:48 And your worst nightmare is someone saying

21:52 something nice about you to your face.

21:54 But too bad because I need to say it because you deserve it.

21:58 Because because cheating [laughter] Nice work, bud.

22:23 Did you mean everything you said,

22:25 or did you [music] just say it because the world was ending?

22:30 I really want to play this cool,

22:32 but I'm afraid that I'm going to ruin it if I try to be sexy.

22:39 [sighs and clears throat] I already ruined it.

22:41 Um, saying the word sexy is not sexy.

22:48 Right now, we're together in heaven, basically.

22:51 And we're in love compared to some of the other stuff that's happened to us.

22:55 It could be worse.

22:56 I guess try and enjoy this is a better plan than have the anxiety sweats.

23:01 Oh, check it out.

23:02 Straight through my sweatshirt.

23:04 Cool.

23:04 Hey, I have an idea to take your mind off the door.

23:07 Let's go on a date.

23:08 What?

23:09 No, I'm serious.

23:10 Why not have our first date four Oreos away from paradise?

23:14 You still want to go out with me after I just showed you my anxiety sweats?

23:17 Man, you must really be into me.

23:19 [music] Wa!

23:25 Champagne.

23:26 Found it in the cupboard.

23:26 I think it was a gift.

23:28 I feel kind of bad.

23:28 What if it was for something really important?

23:30 Gwendalin, here's some champagne for you.

23:32 For thanking me.

23:32 For thanking you.

23:33 For thanking me.

23:34 For thanking you.

23:35 for thanking me for the champagne you sent me.

23:37 Pop that bench.

23:40 This is my kind of scrappy fun.

23:42 Sneaking around with a boy, trying not to get caught.

23:45 [music] I don't know.

23:46 It's like when my parents would go to a symposium and I

23:50 would sneak into their [music] office and read the unabbridged dictionary.

23:54 I can't believe I'm attracted to you.

23:57 You are, though.

23:57 I'm not worried about [music] that anymore.

23:58 You blew it when you admitted it to me.

24:02 You still thinking about what's on the other side of that door?

24:04 Not really.

24:04 [music] No, because you're here with me on this side.

24:10 I [music] have one more little surprise for you.

24:15 Okay, open [clears throat] them.

24:20 Holy fork.

24:22 What do you think?

24:25 [music] Oh no, you're crying.

24:28 I assume it's because you're happy or horny.

24:30 Is this a horny cry?

24:31 I know.

24:32 I'm crying because I'm miserable and it's all your fault.

24:35 Why?

24:35 You not LIKE THE OUTFIT?

24:36 I LOVE THE OUTFIT.

24:37 YOU LOOK AMAZING AND this sucks and I'm furious

24:40 and I'm the happiest I've ever been and I blame you.

24:46 [music] It's okay.

24:48 Cry as long as you want.

24:51 I'm going to [snorts] cuz [music] my tears taste

24:54 like the nacho cheese from my favorite movie theater.

24:57 It's a really weird incentive to keep crying.

25:00 Relationships [music] are stupid.

25:02 [snorts] You're scared you're never going to have a real one.

25:04 And then when you do, you're scared it's going to go away.

25:08 But here's an idea.

25:09 What if we don't worry about whatever comes [music] next?

25:12 There's a quote I like by Toltoy.

25:15 There is only one time that is important.

25:18 [music] Now it is the only time when we have any power.

25:23 I know that quote.

25:24 An unverified Tyra [music] Banks account posted that meme on Instagram.

25:28 Well, now I hate it.

25:30 [laughter] There is another quote first spoken by a very wise,

25:36 very attractive, occasionally very sweaty philosopher.

25:42 You got to try.

25:45 Now, she was talking about making the world a better place,

25:47 but I think it applies to relationships, too.

25:51 I've got an idea of something we could try.

25:53 Great.

25:54 What?

25:56 Oh, wait.

25:57 I I think I know.

25:59 Well, I don't want to assume.

26:00 [music] What if we both write down what we think you mean?

26:04 What if we didn't?

26:07 Anybody got eyes on cheating?

26:11 Help.

26:12 [screaming] Can someone grab my tiny boyfriend, please?

26:15 I'm on it.

26:19 Here you go.

26:23 I I just saw a trillion different realities folding onto

26:28 each other like thin sheets of metal forming a single blade.

26:33 This house [music] was built to torture you.

26:36 Why did you have Michael recreate it?

26:38 Exactly.

26:39 Well, in the memories I watched, this was where we fell in love.

26:42 So, I figured why mess with success?

26:46 I mean, what am I saying?

26:48 This house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.

26:51 I love you, too.

26:53 This is going to be fun.

26:55 I mean, [music] I know we have to help these new people,

26:58 but most of the time we'll just get to live together like a normal couple.

27:02 We can chill out and just relax and study philosophy.

27:08 Corn dog nerd.

27:10 I think this is going to be okay.

27:12 No, it won't.

27:13 It won't be okay.

27:15 Which is why you need to erase my memory and reboot me.

27:22 What are you talking about?

27:24 No forking away.

27:25 We're not rebooting you.

27:26 Sean was right.

27:27 Bringing Simone to this neighborhood, it's [music] checkmate.

27:30 It completely neutralizes me.

27:32 I'll be too freaked out to help the new residents.

27:34 The only way to outflank Shawn is to make it so I don't remember Simone.

27:39 So, you have to run into your ex occasionally.

27:41 That's a part of life, man.

27:42 I used to run into my exes all the time at the mall,

27:45 at the dentist office, when I drunk texted them and told them to come over.

27:48 Look, Simone is really perceptive.

27:50 I [music] might slip up and reveal something.

27:52 Look, this isn't just about me feeling awkward around my ex.

27:55 It's more about if I am awkward around my ex,

27:57 everyone gets tortured [music] forever.

28:02 No, there has to be another way.

28:04 Oh, I've got it.

28:05 Just remove Simone from Cheety's memory and keep everything else.

28:09 Boom.

28:09 It doesn't work that way.

28:11 You all spent a lot of time together,

28:13 so his memories of you and her all swirl together.

28:16 But let's keep thinking,

28:17 guys.

28:18 I've thought about this from every angle.

28:21 If we don't wipe my memory, I will one way or the other ruin the experiment.

28:26 You know I'm right.

28:28 No.

28:28 No, man.

28:29 It can't be.

28:30 Because if we erase your memory all the way back to before you met Simone,

28:33 that includes Australia and the study and the soul squad and everything.

28:38 That would be erasing us.

28:41 I know.

28:44 Cheaty will be the fourth subject in this experiment.

28:47 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

28:48 He's perfect because he's already had his memories erased.

28:51 Although, you can erase that booty.

28:52 No, I'm saying blonde day.

28:54 All due respect, your honor.

28:55 Keep it in your robe.

29:00 Hi, Cheyelanor.

29:04 Come on in.

29:06 Here is your new home, complete with two of your favorite things.

29:13 Florida ceiling bookshelves and

29:15 reading lights.

29:15 I love reading lights.

29:17 They are great for reading.

29:18 And oh, check this out.

29:19 [music] Um, hold out your hand and think about a book.

29:28 I can summon philosophy books like Thor's Hammer.

29:31 This is literally my number one dream.

29:33 Also, ow, that hurt.

29:36 Well, I have a lot to attend to.

29:38 Um, welcome to the good place, Chie.

29:40 [music] Thank you so much.

29:41 Uh, and I'm I'm sorry.

29:43 This has been so overwhelming.

29:45 I I forgot your name.

29:50 Eleanor.

29:49 Eleanor.

29:50 Right.

29:50 Sorry.

29:51 Eleanor.

29:51 Eleanor.

29:52 Eleanor.

29:52 Now, I'll never forget.

29:53 Well, you might wake him [music] up.

30:05 Sorry you got an actual human being instead of your true soulmate.

30:09 A library cart full of damn saltines.

30:12 You are unbelievable.

30:13 I don't know what I did to deserve you.

30:17 Believe it, baby.

30:18 [music] I'm all yours.

30:20 At least until something better comes along for me.

30:24 You've pretty much [music] topped out.

30:27 You okay?

30:28 No.

30:28 I have to give Michael a new draft of my thesis and I'm a mess.

30:32 Will you help me?

30:33 Woof.

30:33 You want my help with philosophy?

30:35 You must be in rough shape.

30:37 I mean, yes, of course.

30:38 I'm here for you.

30:39 [music] What do you need?

30:41 I need someone to help guide me morally speaking.

30:45 [music] And I think I need it to be you.

30:49 There's a real possibility that I'm in love with you

30:52 again here on this plane of existence uh today.

30:57 Now we found each other [music] before hundreds of times.

31:03 We can do it again.

31:08 [music] Bye cheat.

31:16 Hi there cheaty.

31:19 Welcome back.

31:21 Is he all right?

31:22 Did you break him?

31:24 Hey buddy, how you doing?

31:28 Man, I'm doing great.

31:30 Hey, so for the past [music] 300 years, have I been super annoying?

31:37 Oh, no.

31:38 No, I wouldn't say annoying.

31:41 Well, thank you all of you for everything that you've done for me.

31:44 You are wonderful people.

31:46 Yeah, man.

31:47 That's great.

31:47 But um listen, we have like 1 hour to create

31:50 an entirely new afterlife and uh also save all of humanity.

31:54 and we were wondering if you could do

31:56 your cheaty thing and um find us the answer.

32:00 Oh well, Elanor, this kind of thing doesn't have just one answer.

32:04 There might be 800.

32:06 There could be zero.

32:07 Who knows?

32:08 You know, the journey is the destination, right?

32:10 Let's get to work.

32:11 Can you give me one second?

32:14 Hey, uh Janet, can I have my note, please?

32:17 If you know that you wrote a note, then you know what it says.

32:21 I [music] do.

32:22 Uh, but I I'd still like to see it again, please.

32:25 I think it might be [music] some of the best writing I've ever done.

32:45 [music] [music]