Fang Fang’s Farting Boyfriend Is OUT
Brett Cooper
0:00 All right, guys.
0:01 So, as of Sunday night, 48 hours ago,
0:04 Fang Fang's farty boyfriend, Eric Swalwell,
0:08 is officially out of California's gubernatorial race,
0:11 thanks to an onslaught of harassment and sexual misconduct allegations.
0:17 My god.
0:18 But, this story really isn't about that misconduct and those allegations.
0:23 It is about a very targeted,
0:26 coordinated takedown done by his own party because they see Mr.
0:30 Fang Fang as a risk.
0:32 And while they try to feign all of this moral
0:35 superiority and outrage and say that he's going to be investigated,
0:38 they're going to look very seriously into all of these allegations,
0:41 it would be wise to remember that his own party,
0:43 his peers, people who have defended him,
0:45 have allegedly been sitting on all of this information for years,
0:49 just waiting to use it.
0:51 And so, obviously, that begs the question in my mind,
0:53 does anyone in government actually work for us?
0:55 Does anyone work on behalf of the American people?
0:58 Or are they just working for the people
0:59 who actually sign their checks, the lobbyists?
1:01 Or are they working for who knows about the skeletons in their closet?
1:06 Well, I don't have any concern about Mr.
1:07 Swalwell.
1:08 Anyway, we will get to that.
1:09 Let's jump into this story because here is what Swalwell posted on Sunday night.
1:13 He said, "I am suspending my campaign for governor.
1:16 To my family, staff, friends, and supporters,
1:19 I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment that I have made in my past.
1:23 I will fight the serious false allegations that have been made,
1:26 but that's my fight, not a campaign." Oh, yes,
1:28 he's he's very deeply sorry for his lapses in judgment,
1:31 the mistakes, BUT ALSO IT'S FALSE THAT HE WILL FIGHT IT.
1:33 OKAY, ERIC, got it.
1:34 Got it.
1:35 Like, it's false like you never farted on live TV in front of everyone.
1:39 Ukrainians to help him cheat in election.
1:41 It's false like you never slept with a Chinese spy, Fang Fang, got it.
1:44 Speaking of Fang Fang, the Chinese operative,
1:46 I don't know why anyone is shocked about the Swalwell story,
1:50 thanks to that story.
1:51 Again, just a few years ago, Swalwell allegedly had a little tit-for-tat,
1:56 was canoodling with a Chinese operative,
1:57 and the reality is he should have been expelled from Congress then.
2:00 But no, the Democrats stood behind him.
2:02 They didn't have a problem with that because they still needed him.
2:05 He was still a useful mouthpiece.
2:07 Because the truth about politics that we
2:08 are all unfortunately having to learn right
2:10 now is that your party will protect you until it is not convenient anymore.
2:14 I mean, just look at this meme.
2:15 This was so perfect.
2:16 This person posted, "Number one, a man too perverted to be governor.
2:19 Number two, a man not too perverted to be a congressman." Yeah,
2:23 now I just want to say, "Sorry,
2:24 Paula White, you have been knocked out of the running."
2:26 That face right there is my new sleep paralysis demon.
2:29 Like, imagine that thing coming on to you.
2:31 Now, unfortunately, it seems like for many of his ex-staffers,
2:35 that is something that they do not have to imagine.
2:37 That is something that actually is going to haunt
2:39 their dreams for years and years to come.
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3:04 All right, so let's dive into these horrors, the horrors of the story.
3:08 So, like I said in last week's episode on Tony Gonzales, because unfortunately,
3:12 now it feels like every couple of days
3:13 we're having to talk about one of these freaks,
3:16 whether it's Tony Gonzales or big booby Brian Noem
3:19 and Kristi Noem and Tory Lewandowski, whatever it is.
3:22 Anyway, as I spoke about last week in regards to Tony Gonzales,
3:25 I briefly mentioned at the end of that episode that there
3:27 were sexual assault allegations allegedly coming out about Eric Swalwell.
3:30 But at the time, all we had was one person
3:32 on on Instagram making reels saying that she had talked to people,
3:36 she knew that it was coming.
3:37 So, I wanted to wait and see what would happen
3:38 before I really leaned in and started ripping into this grape.
3:41 But oh boy, since then, in like the last 6 days, has it come crashing down.
3:45 Now, before we get into it,
3:46 just to really jog our memories about who this man is who we're dealing
3:49 with, I want to show you guys the Swalwell video from back in September.
3:53 Just watch.
3:54 I was the 216th person to sign the Epstein petition to release
3:59 all of the files and finally bring justice for these victims.
4:02 So, we're just two away.
4:04 Two more members sign it and we are on our road to justice.
4:08 I was proud to do it as a former prosecutor,
4:11 as somebody who has spent my time in Congress
4:13 working to stand up for the rights of victims.
4:15 And now I'm calling on my Republican colleagues.
4:17 This is not about red team versus blue team.
4:19 This is about sexual assault victims deserve justice.
4:22 Oh.
4:23 Oh, is it, Eric?
4:25 Sorry, Mr.
4:25 Fang Fang.
4:26 Mr.
4:26 Farty Fang Fang.
4:27 Yeah, oh yeah, you you've been fighting for the rights of these victims.
4:31 Oh yeah, Eric cares big time about the victims.
4:34 He loves the victims, probably because allegedly, he has some of his own.
4:39 Real men don't terrorize women.
4:40 Also, I I feel like nothing represents
4:41 our elected officials better than this meme.
4:43 It's all like, "You did it.
4:44 You did it.
4:45 Oh, you have misconduct?
4:46 I have misconduct." I mean, you all are freaks.
4:47 You all are perverts and freaks.
4:49 Let's burn it all down and start over.
4:51 Let's stop shifting the blame.
4:52 You all guilty.
4:53 Everybody guilty.
4:54 Anyway, sorry, moving on.
4:55 Again, like I said, the information was teased in last week's episode,
4:58 but now we have it because 3 days ago, on April 10th, the first shoe dropped.
5:04 Now, this headline read, "Ex-staffer says that Eric Swalwell,
5:07 candidate for governor of California,
5:08 sexually assaulted her." And then, just a couple of hours later,
5:11 CNN had talked to three more alleged victims.
5:14 Exclusive, "Four women describe sexual
5:16 misconduct by Representative Eric Swalwell,
5:18 including a former staffer who says he raped her." Now,
5:21 almost immediately, I think this article came out at like 7:00 p.m.
5:24 By 10:00 p.m., Eric Swalwell had a statement ready to go.
5:28 Let's just watch.
5:29 A lot of things were said about me today through anonymous allegations.
5:32 And I thought it was important that you see and hear from me directly.
5:37 These allegations of sexual assault are flat false.
5:40 They are absolutely false.
5:42 They did not happen.
5:43 They have never happened.
5:44 And I will fight them with everything that I have.
5:48 They also come on the eve of an election where
5:51 I have been the frontrunner candidate for governor in California.
5:54 I do not suggest to you in any way that I'm perfect or that I'm a saint.
5:58 I have certainly made mistakes in judgment in my past.
6:02 But those mistakes are between me and my wife.
6:05 And to her, I apologize deeply for putting her in this position.
6:09 I just to say, like, this whole thing is just so weird.
6:12 Like, he's sitting in some weird hotel room.
6:14 He's being casual.
6:15 His shirt is unbuttoned.
6:16 Nobody wants to see that.
6:17 Button it up.
6:18 This is part of the whole problem.
6:19 You need to re-clothe yourself.
6:21 He's taken off the glasses so he can really connect with us.
6:24 He's doing all this stuff with his face.
6:25 Like, I don't It's weird.
6:26 I feel invaded.
6:27 And I do not want to feel like I don't know
6:29 who advised him to do that because that video convinced no one.
6:32 The internet just then spent hours making fun of him.
6:35 And honestly, personally, it just gave me the heebie-jeebies.
6:37 But unfortunately, for Eric, again, that video did not really work because then,
6:41 24 hours later, on Saturday, this then came out.
6:44 "Eric Swalwell paid a legal Brazilian live-in
6:47 nanny under the table with campaign funds,
6:49 complaint alleges." Just listen to this.
6:51 "When the South American babysitter's temporary work
6:52 authorization was about to expire in 2022, he and his wife, Brittany,
6:56 lied to the feds to keep Amanda Barbosa working for them."
6:59 A new complaint filed with the Department of Labor claims.
7:01 Another complaint filed with the Department of Homeland Security in February,
7:04 and previously unreported, unreported,
7:07 accuses Swalwell of paying the nanny under the table with campaign funds
7:10 for a period of 2 years when she didn't hold a valid work authorization.
7:13 Again, note the language, previously unreported.
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9:39 All right, now back to Swalwell and this alleged, not organic PR takedown.
9:43 In addition to all of that, videos have now also come out
9:46 of him in bed with a woman who people have now allegedly determined,
9:50 based on her online presence, to be a sex worker.
9:53 So, that's Swalwell.
9:54 He's pulling the girl back.
9:55 There's somebody behind him.
9:57 There also was somebody else in the bed.
9:59 Somebody is recording him.
10:01 Some people are saying this is in a hotel.
10:02 Other people are saying, "No, actually that is his home." I HAVE NO IDEA.
10:05 I HAVE NO INFORMATION.
10:07 I am just showing you all of that.
10:08 Real men don't terrorize women.
10:10 So now that you have all the information,
10:11 let's just break all of this down because all
10:12 of this has grown to an absolutely insane level.
10:15 Like this was the most well-executed takedown campaign I have ever seen.
10:20 He is now being accused of harboring an illegal immigrant, you know,
10:23 misusing campaign funds, like $200,000 worth of campaign funds,
10:26 harassing employees, but most significantly, rape.
10:29 And per usual, we should be careful
10:30 with throwing that accusation and that word around.
10:33 So, with all of these women that are accusing Swalwell,
10:35 according to CNN, there is a similar pattern.
10:38 And CNN, in their article that I showed you, broke all of this down.
10:41 just want to read this to you.
10:41 They write, "The women described a similar pattern of events.
10:45 Swalwell, who is married and has three children,
10:47 showed close interest in their lives when they
10:49 were in their 20s and finding their footing professionally,
10:51 making them feel special and even starstruck.
10:53 Then, they said, he would send them increasingly sexual messages.
10:56 Many said that they reciprocated and engaged with him
10:59 in part because of his position of power.
11:01 In some cases, those inappropriate exchanges escalated
11:03 to unwanted physical touch or sexual assault,
11:05 often tied to episodes of heavy drinking." Now,
11:08 unfortunately, and I say unfortunately because
11:10 this is just utterly gross and embarrassing,
11:12 a lot of this took place on Snapchat.
11:15 Like that was already a red flag
11:16 that Representative Eric Swalwell was on Snapchat.
11:20 But in addition to the women that have
11:21 been written about in these articles and on CNN,
11:23 another person on X said for Eric Swalwell,
11:26 "He's legit a loser that's actually harassed me as a college
11:29 student on Snapchat." And then included screenshots of them texting him,
11:32 texting her and saying, "Check your Snapchat.
11:34 I Snapchatted you." And then she has evidence
11:35 there from 2019 of them calling and communicating.
11:38 Now, I don't know what was said on Snapchat.
11:40 I think in a few minutes you'll see you can start speculating,
11:42 but I just wanted to put it out there
11:43 that it's not just these women that CNN has interviewed.
11:46 Anyway, moving on from that, going back to CNN,
11:48 one of these victims actually spoke in a video and honestly to CNN.
11:52 And the stories that she recounted are truly disgusting.
11:55 Like they are awful.
11:56 Just take a listen to this.
11:57 It was in 2019.
11:58 I was again driving him to an event.
12:00 This was my job.
12:01 And you were 21 years old.
12:02 And I was 21 years old.
12:03 We see some sort of parking lot and he says to pull over.
12:06 He pulls out his penis and instructs me to give him oral sex.
12:13 And I started to, again, I felt incredibly uncomfortable.
12:18 And I stopped and I said to him,
12:21 "I This feels really uncomfortable and anyone could see
12:26 us right now." And he said to me, "You're right.
12:28 It's probably not good for a congressman to be
12:30 caught with his pants down." He would send,
12:32 um, short Snapchat videos of him rubbing
12:37 his penis through his pants while on the airplane.
12:41 I mean, just objectively, this is disgusting.
12:43 The man is a freaking perv.
12:45 This is completely inappropriate.
12:46 It is absolutely the textbook definition of sexual harassment and misconduct
12:50 where a boss is obviously abusing his position of power.
12:53 This is a, you know, at the time, 21-year-old employee and she is his staffer.
12:57 You're terrorizing women.
12:59 Real men don't terrorize women.
13:00 That being said, even though objectively that is gross,
13:03 just weird pervy behavior,
13:05 I do want to be careful here with what we are accusing
13:07 him of because some of these women have admitted to reciprocating his advances.
13:11 And a few of them even had contact after these incidents,
13:14 asking him for job references and that sort of thing.
13:16 And CNN actually wrote that many of them were flattered by his attention.
13:20 They wrote that they Snapchatted him back.
13:22 They communicated.
13:23 They even sent nude images back to him.
13:25 They also knew that he was married.
13:27 They knew he was a married father of three.
13:29 And yet, they still advanced this relationship.
13:33 They went out with him.
13:34 They partied with him.
13:34 They got drunk and hooked up with him,
13:36 which is now being labeled as rape by at least one of the women.
13:40 Now, interestingly, in regards to that woman,
13:42 and this is where I'm treading lightly and trying to thread a needle,
13:44 so just stick with me here.
13:46 There's a lot of nuance.
13:46 But in regards to this woman,
13:48 years later after that first incident that she called rape,
13:51 because there were multiple, after that first incident,
13:53 she and Swalwell reconnected again years later at a political event.
13:57 She invited him to get drinks.
13:59 And she said it was totally professional.
14:00 It was fine.
14:01 And then, after that, after they saw each other in a professional capacity,
14:04 again, years after a rape took place, she then got on her phone
14:08 and Snapchatted him after their totally professional drink,
14:11 whatever it was, inviting him out for even more drinks with all of her friends.
14:14 And then, for the rest of the night,
14:15 they went from bar to bar and she woke up in bed with him in his hotel.
14:21 And once again, she's calling it rape.
14:23 Just listen to this.
14:24 This is what CNN published.
14:25 "When Swalwell came into a car to pick her up, he put his hand on her leg.
14:28 I said, 'No funny business.
14:30 Like that is not what this is.' She remembered.
14:32 And he was like, 'Okay, okay.'" Which I do just have to say,
14:34 if you were previously sending nude photos to a man,
14:37 giving him oral sex in a car,
14:39 having relations with him, even if you were calling it rape,
14:42 I think if you're inviting him out for a drink,
14:44 he might be under the impression that that's why.
14:46 Okay.
14:47 This is like I'm treading in, you know, treacherous territory, but here we go.
14:50 "But then, over drinks,
14:51 Swalwell told the former staffer that he had been obsessed
14:54 with her and never cheated on his wife except with her." All right.
14:57 "But then, she said, 'I guess I liked the attention,
14:59 but I never wanted to sleep with him.'" "As the night progressed," she said,
15:02 "the two went on to another bar and continued drinking.
15:04 She said that she was heavily intoxicated and does not remember leaving the bar.
15:08 The next thing the former staffer remembered
15:09 was that she was in bed with Swalwell
15:11 in his hotel room and that he was having sex with her," she said.
15:13 She said she remembers flashes of that evening,
15:15 him on top of me, me pushing him off, him grabbing me.
15:18 Now, obviously, and like I said, this is treacherous territory.
18:05 I'm not trying to discount about Mr.
18:07 Swalwell.
18:07 And so, on that note,
18:08 thinking about what's going on in the world right now, like what changed?
18:11 I want you to think back to this fall.
18:13 We did an episode about it,
18:14 but Swalwell is or was running for California governor.
18:18 And there was no doubt in anyone's minds
18:20 that he was going to be the Democrat frontrunner.
18:22 But Democrats don't really have California in the bag the way that they used to.
18:26 And I think that that made them nervous, especially because of this open secret,
18:30 the skeletons in the closet that were following Eric Swalwell.
18:33 And I think they realized that as they inched closer to this election,
18:37 those secrets could destroy him, just handing the election to the Republicans.
18:41 And so, the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, they decided to take him out themselves.
18:46 I mean, for example, reporter Nick Somner, he openly said that he had and was
18:50 sitting on a bunch of information about Eric Swalwell,
18:53 but he was waiting to use it, to deploy it until in the election.
18:56 I think the Democrats knew that and they were scared.
18:59 I mean, this is what Nick tweeted.
19:00 He said, "We were going to wait until just before the California primary to nuke
19:03 Eric Swalwell out of the race with my recordings
19:05 of him inebriated with lobbyists at dinner.
19:07 But now that his Democrat friends are calling him to drop out,
19:09 I guess I don't have to wait.
19:11 Stay tuned for a drop in the coming days.
19:12 Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about orgies on Capitol Hill." Okay,
19:16 well, apparently we all owe Madison Cawthorn an apology.
19:18 I guess he was right about that.
19:19 Anyway, "Telling the lobbyists that he's bored
19:21 of his wife and only wants to F 10s.
19:24 Worse, and actually, Nick, I don't think this is worse,
19:26 but he spoke about abusing his power on the House Intel Committee,
19:29 which he's since been booted off of, saying he pushed
19:31 to subpoena Ivanka Trump because she's hot as F." Now, in the last few days,
19:36 Nick has released bits and pieces of this recording and his night with him,
19:39 but he is still teasing the full thing.
19:40 You get the gist of it.
19:42 Democrats probably knew that these stories,
19:43 that content like that, was out there.
19:45 All you wanted was him out of the race.
19:48 You don't care about victims.
19:49 You don't care about justice.
19:50 You just want to win.
19:51 Well, I don't have any concern about Mr.
19:52 Swalwell.
19:53 With all of the deviant behavior up in Washington,
19:55 they probably have this on a lot of people on both the left
19:58 and the right and they just wait for the right time to deploy it.
20:01 And so that mixed with the amount of lobbying and money in Congress,
20:05 the insider trading and now insider gambling on apps like Polymarket,
20:08 it's probably my know in Congress really seems like they
20:11 act in the interest of their voters or their alleged values.
20:15 I It's just so awesome.
20:16 It like it's so peachy.
20:17 I'm so excited to be sharing this on a nice Tuesday afternoon.
20:21 It's just so ridiculous.
20:22 So glad we all have faith in these systems.
20:24 I mean it's just I'm tired.
20:28 I feel like I say that every episode, but it's just like exhausting.
20:31 And it's so hard to have hope and to want to fight
20:33 to elect good people when this just seems like the reality.
20:36 Anyway, all that to say,
20:37 thank God he is out of the running so the Democrats can run somebody who is not,
20:40 you know, accused of harassment and abuse.
20:43 Oh, wait.
20:45 My God.
20:46 Okay, well, well, if it's not the abusive wife,
20:48 then at least they have the billionaire candidate Tom Steyer.
20:52 Yeah.
20:53 Eat the rich.
20:54 No ethical billionaires,
20:55 but also this is most likely who is going to be the next governor of California.
21:00 Right.
21:00 It all really makes sense.
21:01 What a mess.
21:03 Now with the Republican candidates in California,
21:05 there are fewer accusations of abuse and harassment.
21:08 I mean, we'll see what happens at this rate, but it actually is also heating up.
21:11 It's getting a little bit messy because Trump endorsed a man named Steve Hilton.
21:14 He is a Fox News contributor.
21:16 He's actually worked in English politics over in the UK years ago.
21:19 Trump endorsed him, but interestingly,
21:21 California Republicans aren't so sure about that.
21:24 And the California GOP needed a 60% majority
21:27 vote from their delegates to issue an endorsement,
21:30 and neither Hilton nor the former Orange County Sheriff Chad Bianco,
21:33 who's the other man running,
21:34 neither of them got enough votes from California GOP.
21:37 But even more interestingly is that more delegates
21:40 voted for Bianco versus the Trump endorsed Hilton.
21:43 So I'm just assessing the situation here,
21:45 and it seems like that might be a sign for times to come.
21:48 And Republicans around the country should take note.
21:50 Because gone are the days that you could skate by with a Trump endorsement
21:54 and just like a commitment to the MAGA agenda stamped on your campaign website,
21:57 that's not going to fly anymore.
21:59 And honestly, a lot of Republicans might not even like that in the slightest.
22:03 Like that is done.
22:04 Like please work harder for our votes.
22:06 Stand on your own.
22:07 Do not just rely on Trump.
22:09 And for the love of God, please do not cheat on your wives.
22:12 Do not prey on your 20-year-old employees.
22:14 It genuinely is the bare minimum.
22:16 Thank you very much.