(LORE STREAM) not crafting well...
TommyVODS
0:05 [Music] You know, since they kicked me out, it's not been easy.
0:16 Feels like I'm sinking further and further and further.
0:24 I mean, that was my house.
0:25 That was where I found care.
0:29 Born in the SMP.
0:30 What does that even mean?
0:34 I just wanted to be with people.
0:36 Now I've been exiled.
0:41 I genuinely, if I could throw myself
0:44 in front of a million spikes and get killed,
0:46 I would cuz I'm so hurt by the bandits.
0:52 Schlatt, Lucas, the rest of them, whoever else decides to join them,
0:56 just know the New Jersey is forever in our hearts.
1:02 Because as Springsteen said, come on and take your best shot.
1:08 Let me see what you've got.
1:11 Bring on your wrecking ball.
1:17 Well, I may struggle with the craft now.
1:22 But sometimes it's healthy just to wallow, just to feel.
1:29 But I will make it back.
1:32 Even if I'm not crafting well.
1:36 Not crafting well.
1:41 [Music] It's just bare literally bare sadness all around guys.
2:06 Ah, there was so much sadness overwhelming me.
2:09 That's how I'm feeling right now because of on account
2:14 of the fact that New Jersey has been taken from me.
2:21 But don't worry, guys.
2:22 Let me get on the Minecraft soundtrack.
2:24 I know.
2:25 I literally know.
2:26 I can feel everyone's sadness as an empath.
2:29 Just let me take it.
2:30 Let me take the sadness from you.
2:33 Oh, there's so much of it.
2:35 Oh, it's all right, guys.
2:38 It's me.
2:39 Tell me[ __] in it.
2:42 Let me read some subs first.
2:44 Katherine, thank you for the 61 months.
2:45 Kitty, thank you for the uh two months.
2:47 Hey, Hadira.
2:48 I think the three 39 months autumn.
2:51 Thank you guys.
2:52 Take average arrow going to perform Tazar.
2:54 Thank you guys if you if you didn't watch the last stream.
2:59 Look, I haven't shaved guys.
3:01 Wxile beard.
3:03 Really?
3:03 Am I genuinely?
3:04 Can you believe I'm not doing this again, bro?
3:10 Anyway, let me just catch people up if they haven't seen.
3:17 So, I started a new world.
3:20 They're born in the SMP for a laugh.
3:22 We're all having fine.
3:23 Lucas helps me build this house.
3:25 All of a sudden, Lukey, he's a new one.
3:27 He's a legendary.
3:28 We got Lukey.
3:29 We got Rehea.
3:29 We got Bad Linu.
3:30 We got Tubbo.
3:31 We got Apparently Phils has logged on tonight.
3:33 The[ __] Anyway, I'm chilling.
3:36 Then all of a sudden, Schlatt joins,
3:40 starts trying to kill Rya, my longdistance friend.
3:45 The pain.
3:45 I won't have that.
3:48 I stop him.
3:49 I actually stop him.
3:51 I don't cuz then Lucas, little shitty Lucas, who's better at the game than me,
3:55 cuz I'm, by the way, I'm ass now, by the way.
3:57 I'm actually[ __] at the game now.
3:59 Um,[ __] betrays me, join Schlatt, and they kick me out.
4:05 I know I have to live in New Albania with average Harry.
4:07 And guess what?
4:07 It's not even Average Harry.
4:08 It's fake average Harry.
4:09 So, I haven't been on, but don't worry.
4:12 I have a couple tricks up my sleeve, a couple plans for today.
4:16 I believe all of Well, I actually know all the boys are on because
4:18 I[ __] scheduled them because guess what, mate?
4:20 It's not 2020.
4:20 We're not all inside.
4:21 So, we'll have to schedule it.
4:23 But who's on?
4:24 Oh my gosh, look at this.
4:28 In 2025, 1 2 3 4 5 six.
4:32 Six are on.
4:39 Where am I?
4:40 What is this?
4:42 What has happened here?
4:44 Oh.
4:44 Oh my god.
4:44 I just did the breath.
4:45 Unironically, I just did hear me.
4:47 I just did the breath.
4:48 Clip it.
4:50 Now I have to get back to New Albania.
4:52 I'm not meant to be here.
4:53 Off.
4:54 Wait.
4:54 I could join their call.
4:55 I actually never heard Freddy and Sh.
4:57 I'm going to join and listen quietly.
4:59 You're just using my house,
5:02 huh?
5:02 So, what's going on here?
5:04 So, there was a there was a bridge to New Albania,
5:06 but I logged in and it was destroyed.
5:07 I think ISIS returned.
5:10 So, what?
5:13 Yeah.
5:14 Apparently, ISIS has returned.
5:16 Listen, buddy.
5:16 If ISIS comes back, it's going to be a whole lot bigger than one little house.
5:23 I'm just saying.
5:24 Parting.
5:24 They They said they're doing it to send a message,
5:28 right?
5:28 Okay.
5:30 I mean, I don't mind sharing, Harry.
5:32 You're a sound guy.
5:33 Well, well, well.
5:34 You messaged me something, but it was sent.
5:35 Tom, what did you message me?
5:36 It's censored.
5:37 You Well, I'm going to ignore Harry.
5:40 Well, well, well.
5:42 Wow.
5:42 Hello.
5:42 Look who it is.
5:44 Hi, Tom.
5:45 Hi, gentlemen.
5:46 How are you?
5:47 I'm not great.
5:48 What the[ __] have you done with all this bamboo?
5:51 What does it look beautiful?
5:52 What?
5:53 I planted one and look what happened.
5:56 What the[ __] is this?
5:57 I don't see the issue, ma'am.
6:00 That's
6:00 It does smell quite nice.
6:01 I read the patch notes.
6:03 That's what it does now.
6:05 Yeah, it spreads.
6:06 Did you know Bamboo?
6:08 They brought Notch back and this is what he does to my favorite game.
6:13 He had one day on Minecraft and this is why
6:15 I'm not even All right, I'm going back to New Albania, mate.
6:18 I can't even see my
6:20 bann you know you're not supposed.
6:24 Oh,[ __] off.
6:26 This is New York.
6:30 Come take a look.
6:32 There's nothing to[ __] look at.
6:33 Hold on.
6:34 My Minecraft crash.
6:35 A course.
6:37 We'll give you We'll give you a tour of the place.
6:38 Look at this.
6:39 Look at this.
6:40 New York.
6:42 We don't play by the rules.
6:44 We don't.
6:44 New Jersey is built on a foundation of rules.
6:47 What rules?
6:50 Exactly.
6:50 This is But we've rules create structure.
6:52 We need rules.
6:54 Look at this.
6:55 Rudy Giuliani mind shaft.
6:58 Don't mind by the rules either.
6:59 We don't play by the rules.
7:03 And look at this.
7:04 And you know what?
7:05 Here's the real kicker.
7:06 Look at this.
7:11 Rudy Giuliani carrot farm.
7:14 You farm by the rules.
7:15 We don't farm by the rules.
7:16 It doesn't say that.
7:16 It feels like you farm by the rules.
7:18 Yeah.
7:19 We need I'm still figuring out how not to do that.
7:23 Okay.
7:23 How do you not mine?
7:25 Look, Lucas, mate.
7:26 I'm not being funny.
7:27 You're actually a knobhead.
7:28 What the[ __]
7:29 Cuz you took my glorious Freddy.
7:31 You haven't been on you.
7:32 These guys took my glorious house.
7:34 They killed my longdistance friend who genuinely I know, Freddy.
7:40 What?
7:40 So, so I'm confused.
7:41 Is this not New Jersey anymore?
7:44 No.
7:44 No, it's New York.
7:45 New York, Freddy.
7:46 And we're bandits cuz we don't rules.
7:49 We don't play rules, mate.
7:50 I swear I need some structure right now cuz it's stressing me out.
7:53 The rules.
7:55 No.
7:54 New Jersey.
7:55 No rules.
7:56 Four blocks away.
7:57 No, I hate you bad Lu.
8:01 What?
8:01 I hate you.
8:05 Oh, did you not see this one?
8:08 Oh, sorry.
8:09 I did not see that.
8:12 Oh, look.
8:12 No mentioning bad stuff.
8:14 This rule is for Harry cuz he brought up ISIS two seconds into my stream.
8:17 Harry, get a grip.
8:19 Harry.
8:19 Harry, get ahead in the game.
8:20 Harry, this is your first rodeo.
8:22 You're with experts here right now.
8:24 The rules.
8:25 Look, we don't play by no effing rules.
8:30 Well, you're writing it.
8:30 I don't know what you're I put ISIS rocks on it and it's blank.
8:39 Okay.
8:39 Right.
8:39 Let me get back.
8:43 I'm a different VC.
8:45 Chat, ISIS does not rock.
8:46 For the record, just for any younger viewers,
8:51 I don't like the direction Harry's taken this in his two seconds.
8:54 I might have to[ __] ban him.
8:57 Oh, thank you for the 60 months, bro.
9:00 Mate.
9:03 Oh, mate.
9:04 And it's raining.
9:04 This is Do you not study English?
9:06 This is pathetic fallacy.
9:08 It's raining cuz it's sad.
9:10 All I wanted was my little world where we play by the rules.
9:15 It's not good.
9:16 Yeah.
9:16 No, it's not.
9:16 It's genuinely not.
9:20 Oh man.
9:25 I need to speak to Harry about cancer dog.
9:33 In fact, I'll pull him.
9:34 I'll pull him.
9:37 Harry.
9:37 Oh my god.
9:38 I'll p I pulled you.
9:39 Pull me.
9:40 Yeah,
9:40 I have.
9:41 Can you come to New Albania, please?
9:44 My my The land of the Harry.
9:46 Well, no.
9:47 First of all, it's Average Harry owns this land, not you, Average Harry.
9:50 Uh, we run as a duo.
9:52 Do you really?
9:53 He's my Norwegian counterpart.
9:56 Is that true?
9:57 Let me see if this is true.
9:59 He's just shaking his head.
10:00 Harry, what?
10:03 Okay, first.
10:04 No.
10:04 And he's Danish.
10:05 I'm Danish.
10:06 How dare you?
10:08 Okay.
10:08 I don't even know what.
10:10 Harry, look, I need to speak to you about something cuz I logged
10:12 on the other day and there's a huge Is this meant to be Walt, my dog?
10:18 Walter.
10:18 I don't even know his name.
10:19 This is incredibly offensive that you've drawn my cancer dog in the game.
10:23 I log on and immediately you're bringing up terrorist groups.
10:25 You've made my dog.
10:27 Okay, let's No, you talk then I'll reply.
10:30 Actually, go on.
10:31 I I enjoy that.
10:32 But you know, look, you've built my dog who's literally got saroma.
10:37 Yeah, you can see it.
10:38 That's
10:40 That's it.
10:40 That's it, is it?
10:41 No, that's No, no, I ran out of blood.
10:43 That's so I mean that's not that's not what it is.
10:45 That's not what it is.
10:47 It's quite frankly genuinely everyone in chat is getting so angry
10:50 and saying they all might spam report you out of wrongness.
10:53 They're laughing actually.
10:55 And now average Harry is the leader of New Albania.
10:57 Average Harry and he's allowed me to stay here.
10:59 He's given me a citizenship.
11:03 Okay.
11:03 Um well can I give you my view?
11:05 You tell me your view and tell me what's been happening.
11:09 Um so obviously I was heartbroken.
11:12 Gave me a call.
11:13 You said Walter's got cancer.
11:14 And I said, "Dude, stop with the Breaking
11:16 Bad spoilers." And then you said, "No, my dog." My dog.
11:21 I went, "Fuck." I know.
11:24 That's what I went as well.
11:26 I went, "That's horrible." Well, you know, there's two things you love.
11:30 Your dog and Minecraft.
11:34 So, I went, I'm going to build a tribute to your dog
11:36 for when I was going to hide this from you until he eventually kicks.
11:39 How could you possibly hide this?
11:41 I I ran out of blocks.
11:42 So, I was going to build a house around it and just
11:44 Well, the nurse is speculating he has 6 months to live.
11:47 And I'm joking about this to cope.
11:50 Well, in 6 months, the server's going to be dead.
11:54 So, if you we if we can kind of maybe do like a funeral now.
12:01 I don't want to know cuz my mom said to me, by the way, my mom said in person,
12:04 she went, "By the way, I'm just letting you know, like, I've changed my mind.
12:07 I don't want you to do any jokes about water on stream." And I'm like,
12:09 "Mom, we are a long way past that.
12:12 Do not tune in to any of my streams.
12:13 She was like, I'll genuinely be so angry at Harry.
12:15 I was like, Mom, do not watch any of my streams.
12:17 Well, I didn't.
12:18 You didn't.
12:18 If I can I can destroy this and turn it into
12:21 No, it's Don't destroy him.
12:22 Don't destroy him.
12:23 That's horrible.
12:24 Cuz if I destroy it, what what if I've accidentally made a voodoo doll?
12:27 What if this is accidentally a voodoo doll I've made?
12:29 Don't even say that.
12:29 That would be horrid, right?
12:31 Okay.
12:32 What I'm going to do is I with permission from average Harry 1,
12:35 I'm going to go and make myself a little base in New Albania where I can walk.
12:39 I think in in 20 minutes, um, Mrs.
12:41 Blipop, my longdist friend, is getting on.
12:44 Your long just friends.
12:45 Yeah.
12:46 Yeah.
12:46 And I'm going to go talk with her.
12:48 But I think I need to make a little house.
12:51 All right.
12:52 That's in my bullet points for the law is make a house.
12:55 You're free here.
12:57 Are you Whose side are you on?
12:59 You two.
13:00 Cuz I personally intend to, and don't tell no one this.
13:05 I tend to in about 10 days I'm going to create
13:08 a lava full area in which to overthrow the bandits.
13:14 Can I trust you with this information?
13:16 Can you tell me who the bandits are?
13:18 Bandits are Schlatt and Lucas.
13:22 Oh, Schlatt does.
13:24 Yeah.
13:24 Okay.
13:26 Don't say that.
13:27 Wasn't me.
13:28 That wasn't me.
13:28 That wasn't No, that's not me.
13:33 That's not That's not Okay.
13:35 No, no, no, no, no.
13:37 Don't check your head, bro.
13:39 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:40 No, no, no.
13:41 Chill.
13:42 Chill.
13:44 Everybody was D.
13:46 That wasn't cannon.
13:49 Um, the[ __] did you say?
13:50 That wasn't mean.
13:51 He didn't mean it.
13:51 He didn't mean it.
13:52 He didn't mean it.
13:53 That was No.
13:55 Flap.
13:56 Flap.
13:56 Flap.
13:56 Please.
13:57 No.
13:57 Flap.
13:58 I'm so sorry.
13:58 I I'm not with him.
13:59 I'm actually not with him.
14:01 Flap.
14:01 That wasn't me.
14:02 I'm not with him.
14:02 I'm not with this guy.
14:04 That was the other average.
14:05 Look at this guy.
14:07 I just He was not speaking to me.
14:08 It has It has two Rs.
14:10 It has two Rs.
14:10 Look at the message.
14:11 I could have been either of them.
14:13 Please.
14:16 Right.
14:16 Yeah, I'm three Rs.
14:18 You're Wait, you the the real Harry?
14:25 I'm the real one.
14:25 Yes, he bought He bought Your username is the one that's spelled incorrectly.
14:31 Yeah, he bought he bought the he bought the real one
14:34 and turned it into me and Tom invited the wrong username.
14:38 This is me.
14:39 I don't know.
14:40 That feels like
14:46 you.
14:46 You got to sort this out, man.
14:48 This is too much for me.
14:49 I know.
14:49 I know that there's tension between us right now, but I would never say that.
14:53 All right.
14:53 I have a My mom's friend is from New York.
14:55 She said she doesn't like those kind of jokes.
14:57 So, I would not do that.
14:58 Don't.
14:58 Hey, my longist friend is from New York.
15:01 Not my longdistance friend.
15:02 My mom's friend Judith is from New York
15:04 and she and that so I don't do those things.
15:07 Oh yeah.
15:09 Yeah.
15:09 How long were you hanging around with the fake version of me thinking it was me?
15:13 Well, he would give me diamonds in cobblestone.
15:16 So I was just I was hanging out with him all day.
15:21 Really?
15:22 Yeah.
15:22 Look.
15:22 Yeah.
15:22 This is like he's like some like 16-year-old Danish kid.
15:26 He's not 16.
15:27 How old is he?
15:29 He's He's eight.
15:30 Hold on.
15:30 Wait.
15:31 Watch this.
15:32 Watch this.
15:33 I haven't just added a minor to the server, Harry.
15:35 Don't say that.
15:37 I don't know.
15:37 Maybe.
15:38 Wait, wait, wait.
15:39 Wait for it.
15:47 Oh.
15:47 Oh,[ __] Hang on.
15:48 You're meant to be with me, you know.
15:50 He's like He's like your pet.
15:56 Uh, I don't like when you you use that word, but
16:00 I'm sorry.
16:01 You know it is.
16:03 Who?
16:03 Um, well, that's not that's not on.
16:05 But I I do not stand with what he said.
16:08 Can we just um Harry's Can I just take you both over here?
16:13 All right.
16:14 That wasn't me.
16:15 Flat.
16:16 I'm cleaning out your house, by the way, Tommy.
16:18 I mean my house.
16:20 No, wait.
16:20 I'm going to give you the rest of the[ __] that's in there.
16:22 X-ray vision for diamonds.
16:24 All right.
16:24 All right.
16:24 All right.
16:24 All right.
16:25 Let me get my rose, ma'am.
16:29 What the[ __] What?
16:36 No.
16:36 No.
16:37 No.
16:37 No.
16:37 We got rid of the bridge in order to make it like there's been a divide.
16:41 There's been a divide
16:43 between you and between New Albania and New York.
16:48 Oh.
16:48 Why is there a divide?
16:49 Because you exiled me.
16:50 You literally exiled me.
16:52 But you're not part of Albania.
16:56 Give me a good lost cannon life.
17:00 Hi guys.
17:01 Jack, I know.
17:02 I can't do this now.
17:03 I cannot do this now.
17:06 Guys, I need to establish a new home.
17:08 I'm not speaking to all of these people who are just here.
17:11 Look at my house with cobblestone.
17:13 Me and Schlattack got on and we chatted for ages and mine,
17:16 but it wasn't canonical.
17:18 Look, are you coming to get your rose or not?
17:20 All right, I'll come get it.
17:21 There's a couple other things in here that I just it just
17:25 reminds me of you and I really hate that.
17:28 You don't want to be reminded of me.
17:29 I'm one of the nice guys.
17:31 I'm one of the good ones, mate.
17:32 No, you're not.
17:33 I'm one of the good guys.
17:34 You're not playing by the rules.
17:36 You know what?
17:36 Even if Even if you were one of the good guys,
17:39 I would be a good I would I don't play by the rules.
17:42 So,
17:43 yeah.
17:43 So, no one likes people who don't play.
17:44 Can I What have you Oh, mate.
17:46 My May I come in?
17:49 Yeah.
17:49 my beautiful homestead.
17:51 Oh, and it was the first good house I've ever built, mate.
17:54 Uh-huh.
17:54 Uh-huh.
17:55 And it's all mine now.
17:56 It's filled with sheep.
17:59 I don't know where these those things came from, actually.
18:02 Oh, is it in here?
18:04 Where's my stuff?
18:04 What the hell is all this?
18:05 What What is this smithing template?
18:07 What is
18:08 It's all just new randomness, right?
18:11 May I take this?
18:14 Look.
18:13 Yeah, take it, man.
18:15 Wow.
18:15 Thank you.
18:16 You want the pot, too?
18:17 You want the If you want the bed.
18:20 No, you know you keep the bed.
18:21 I need the I need the bed.
18:26 Home sweet home.
18:29 Do you like that?
18:33 Home sweet home.
18:35 Look, I got a couple meetings I got to get to.
18:38 So, can we wrap this up?
18:40 Yeah.
18:40 Okay.
18:40 Yeah.
18:40 Sorry.
18:41 Well, thank you for having me.
18:44 Yeah.
18:44 You're not allowed back here for a while.
18:46 You know that, right?
18:46 to New Albania or just your house?
18:50 New Al I have I don't know what New Albania is.
18:54 Nope.
18:54 It's New York.
18:55 New York.
18:56 I'm not allowed in.
18:57 You're not allowed You're not allowed near this building.
19:00 You're not allowed near Rudy Giuliani's mind shaft.
19:03 Nor are you allowed near Rudy Giuliani's carrot farm either.
19:10 But I will I will admit if you decided to break those rules,
19:16 I would have to respect it because we don't play by no effing rules.
19:21 But if you're not with us, you're against us.
19:23 So what's it going to be?
19:25 I'm not with you.
19:26 I'm not with you.
19:27 I want my home back, mate.
19:31 God, you're good at this stuff.
19:34 Yeah, right.
19:34 I did drama in year eight, mate.
19:36 Yeah,
19:37 yeah, yeah.
19:39 Fine.
19:39 I need Yeah, I was raising the tempo there.
19:42 Kind of giving it a bit more.
19:44 All right.
19:45 Well, uh
19:47 I guess I'll see you around.
19:49 Yeah, I'll see you around, mate.
19:51 And stay out.
19:52 Oh, no.
19:53 Don't even say that like that cuz that was cutting.
19:55 That was cutting the way you desired to say that.
19:57 Stay out.
19:57 Do it again, but even loud with even more.
20:00 Kill it.
20:01 Stay out.
20:01 One more.
20:02 One more.
20:02 Talk to my right-hand man, Lucas.
20:05 Is his name Lucas?
20:06 It's Lucas.
20:06 Yeah, but he goes by Ly online like a sexy pseudonym like Tommy,
20:10 you know, whereas I'm Tom.
20:13 Right.
20:14 So when you made the username Tommy in it, you that was like a sexy
20:19 It was for sex appeal.
20:20 Yeah.
20:20 It massively backfired.
20:25 All right then.
20:27 All right.
20:30 Harry, why is he in here?
20:31 What?
20:32 Harry, right?
20:35 Actually, guys, I do not think I should have told Harry,
20:38 average Harry, immediately about my plot to overthrow Schlatt.
20:40 Do you know what I mean?
20:41 Cuz that kind of immediately But you know what?
20:43 I'm sure word's going to get out.
20:44 Let me go.
20:45 I need to make a little home cuz I don't want to live in this house,
20:48 guys, in New Albania.
20:49 You know, I'll be on their land, but I think we all agree, right?
20:55 I need a little place slightly further away.
20:58 Maybe.
20:58 Oh, look.
20:59 That's an island.
21:01 An is that anyone's island?
21:04 [Music] Whose island is that?
21:10 Oh, wait.
21:11 There's a sign.
21:15 The restaurant is ready, by the way.
21:16 I'll be there soon.
21:23 Hang on.
21:23 Who's is this?
21:25 East New Albania, colony of New I have to respect the rules, guys.
21:30 I'm a big respector of rules.
21:36 I can't even see my Yeah, go to my island, mate.
21:39 All right.
21:40 All right.
21:40 I'm going to I'm going to bunker up on this island, actually.
21:44 No, he's m No, no, no.
21:45 I'm going to go on this hill here.
21:46 Is mine too much the island, guys.
21:49 I just need to make a little house.
21:50 Okay.
21:53 Wow.
21:53 YouTuber with an island.
21:54 What could go wrong?
21:55 Don't say it like that, mate, in chat.
21:58 Come on.
21:58 Don't throw.
21:59 I'm literally one of the good ones.
22:04 I saw her standing.
22:08 You leave me.
22:10 Just need a little home.
22:11 Guys, what I'm going to be doing, guys,
22:14 is I'm going to be building Bruce Springsteen's Colts Neck House.
22:17 Now, let me tell you all a little anecdote.
22:20 Before writing his hit album, Born in the USA, one of the greatest,
22:24 well, I wouldn't say one of the greatest albums ever.
22:26 I personally think about half of it is mid.
22:28 But the bad, the part that's good is very good.
22:30 well building before he wrote and released Born in the USA in 1985.
22:36 Guys, was that Beatles reference?
22:37 No, shut up.
22:38 In 1985, before he released Born in the USA,
22:41 Bruce Springsteen went ahead and made
22:42 an incredibly depressing album called Nebraska.
22:46 Now, there's a movie coming out about Nebraska called Deliver Me from Nowhere.
22:49 You might have seen it.
22:50 It's got Jeremy Alan White in from the bear.
22:53 Now, guys, jokes on you, creeper.
22:56 You're actually helping me, stupid knobhead.
23:00 Oh, my amazing friend while doing it.
23:06 What are you on about?
23:06 No, listen guys, listen.
23:07 Everyone get out your notepad.
23:09 All right.
23:12 Before he made Born in the USA,
23:14 Bruce Springsteen made an album prior to this called Nebraska.
23:16 This is one of the most cutting, depressing albums of all time.
23:19 However, it wasn't for Nebraska,
23:20 which he recorded all in his homestead who wouldn't
23:22 have self-made artists in their home like we do today.
23:25 a whole generation of artists, Spotify artists, everyone who make home music.
23:29 Bruce Springsteen was the first to release a huge record made at home.
23:34 Now, he famously did this in his cults neck house in New Jersey.
23:38 I myself have visited the house on a Bruce Springsteen tour of New Jersey,
23:42 which obviously I have done.
23:43 Guys, if you're in New Jersey, you should do.
23:45 You can't go up to the house because of the property.
23:46 I debated going up to the house and asking, "Hey,
23:49 can I come look at the Bruce Springsteen Nebraska
23:50 house?" But I'm sure they get that a lot.
23:51 You can't go and do that.
23:52 It's borderline a little doxy what I did with Bruce.
23:55 But it doesn't matter guys.
23:56 It's on the tour guide thing and we're past that.
23:58 When you get to a certain level of fame,
23:59 your home becomes property to the masses,
24:01 but this is a thing for a different day.
24:04 My point being, he lived in a very iconic house in in Colts Neck.
24:10 I intend to rebuild this house.
24:14 And this is where I will live in the Colts Neck.
24:17 We call this area Cult's Neck.
24:20 Okay, you're welcome for being educated.
24:26 And this guys is where I will write Minecraft Nebraska.
24:31 Mcrafter.
24:33 Okay.
24:34 And this is how I will process all of my emotions.
24:37 Let me show you an image of the Nebraska house.
24:39 And don't worry guys, it's not Doxy Bruce Springsteen cuz it's public.
24:45 That'll play in Nebraska on these streams too, chat, in order to educate you.
24:49 Look, so this is the Nebraska house.
24:51 Oh, don't even my Look, here you go.
24:54 This is the sort of house.
24:55 And this is his indoor with the orange shag carpets.
24:58 This is where we will build now in New Jersey.
25:01 Okay, so we need orange wool.
25:03 We need sort of spruce spruce house.
25:06 Spruce and brick.
25:08 Thought Bruce Springsteen was dead.
25:10 Shut up, mate.
25:10 You're just saying that for attention.
25:12 You did not think that cuz you obviously didn't think that.
25:17 Now I just need to get on with this and then I can
25:18 speak to other people in calls cuz I'm just a little overwhelmed right now.
25:25 Okay guys, who is that making noise?
25:30 You're a knobheaded.
25:30 You're a noheaded and I ate you.
25:33 Right, guys, we need to go and get some spruce.
25:36 Uh some just over here.
25:38 Okay, but we also need to go and speak
25:44 to Rya because I have a glorious, glorious plan.
25:49 Who is with me, chat?
25:51 Okay, you don't seem very with me.
25:58 I feel like this chat is filled with Bruce haters.
26:00 They don't even totally understand him yet, but they will.
26:02 Through the course of born in the SMP, there is only one rule.
26:05 You are great.
26:06 Thank you.
26:07 There's only one rule with born in the SMP.
26:10 Just to plan over dinner at Shimbagal.
26:12 Oh, that is a great dinner and dinner.
26:16 Dinner date and plans.
26:19 Yes.
26:19 What a gorgeous idea.
26:20 Average Harry, prepare the diner.
26:23 Oh, we'll be taking Rya there.
26:27 Gorgeous.
26:28 Gorgeous stuff.
26:32 I got food ready and a fivestar waiter.
26:34 Incredible.
26:36 date with a 16-year-old.
26:37 He's not 16.
26:38 Okay.
26:40 How old are you?
26:42 He's not 16.
26:43 It's It's with my longdistance friend.
26:45 It's not a date.
26:45 It's a platonic thing.
26:47 18.
26:48 What's a platonic thing?
26:54 Hey, I doing Hey, they just they weren't talking to me in the other one.
26:59 Were they not?
27:02 No.
27:01 This is why.
27:02 And shall I tell you why?
27:04 Why?
27:05 And this is the one of the only things
27:07 that's unfortunate about Schlatt is he is a sexist.
27:12 Oh, okay.
27:14 Yeah.
27:14 Yeah.
27:14 Yeah.
27:14 Yeah.
27:16 Okay.
27:16 So, that's one of the only actually most people
27:18 in this there's going to be Freddy isn't and Lucas isn't.
27:20 That's going to be one of the hard things you're going to have to get over.
27:23 Oh, Phil's by the way.
27:24 Biggest one yet.
27:26 He always gave me that vibe.
27:28 Yeah, right.
27:30 I feel like that always went unnoticed.
27:33 I I always tried to call him out from the early days of the SMP,
27:36 but no one um no one ever really sort of no one ever paid attention to me.
27:42 I'm so sorry that nobody paid attention to you.
27:44 That sounds really awful.
27:46 Thank you.
27:47 Cuz a lot of people don't get me in the way that it feels.
27:50 It sounds like you.
27:51 Why are you that giggling?
27:52 I No, I'm not giggling.
27:53 I get I get you.
27:55 Yeah, right.
27:55 He would always just say these little
27:57 remarkable off remarks and off comments like uh
28:01 he'd say stuff to me in private like um you know just little subtle stuff
28:06 like I hate my wife and I hate all women and all women are bad.
28:09 Ah and I go something just feels off about that.
28:13 I I'm really glad you stood up to him cuz that's really Oh you didn't.
28:19 No, I'm just telling Is that why you you invited it to the S&P?
28:21 Well, you just had to get it off your chest somehow.
28:24 Yeah, I see.
28:25 I see it's there's a lot of people on.
28:27 We're actually about to hit the player limit on realms.
28:31 There's a player limit on
28:33 a harsh sound with a lot of S.
28:36 I love when you give me criticisms on my voice.
28:39 I think it's one of the only ways I'm going to be able to fix you.
28:44 Why are you giggling?
28:45 I did not I did not give you permission to giggle.
28:52 Just kidding, guys.
28:53 That was a little uh parody, a little skip/p parody on toxic masculinity.
28:58 Okay.
28:58 Not really.
28:59 That's something we've been rehearsing behind the scenes.
29:01 Just a prank for you guys.
29:03 You can know what it would look like for the audience.
29:04 Okay.
29:04 So, you can spot it.
29:07 Yeah.
29:08 Yeah.
29:08 Okay.
29:09 So, don't worry.
29:09 Cuddles.
29:10 Cuddles for chat.
29:13 Nuzzling you all.
29:18 What the hell?
29:18 What?
29:20 Never mind.
29:22 Where are you?
29:23 Are you in the great blopouolis?
29:25 I'm in Bopoulos.
29:26 Where are you at?
29:27 Did you see all the bamboo?
29:28 I did.
29:29 I'm in my new home in Colts Neck.
29:32 In where?
29:34 Colts neck.
29:34 It's an area of New Jersey.
29:36 Um, but it's not in New Jersey anymore.
29:38 New Jersey is now New York.
29:39 It's getting very confusing geographically already.
29:42 This
29:43 It is.
29:44 All right.
29:44 I'm swimming over to you.
29:45 Oh, it's taken so much out my arms.
29:48 This is my role playing by the way.
29:49 Oh, cuz I'm doing the boat.
29:54 I thought you work out all the time.
29:56 I do.
29:58 This is just that time.
29:59 Ah.
30:00 Oh my gosh.
30:03 Oh, so I'm getting sweaty.
30:04 Oh, you might know.
30:05 If I have sweat stains, don't don't be staring.
30:07 I won't look at No, I won't look at them.
30:09 I Hey, I get sweaty all the time.
30:11 Seriously.
30:13 Oh, hey.
30:16 Hey,
30:17 I'm stuck in there.
30:17 But hey,
30:19 you got it.
30:20 I have a plan.
30:21 Okay.
30:21 What's your plan?
30:22 I have a plan.
30:23 Wait, let me turn my relaxing.
30:24 I would like to do Yeah.
30:25 Yeah.
30:25 I've turned off my Minecraft OST.
30:27 I have a plan.
30:28 I would like to He's staring.
30:31 He's perving.
30:32 What are you doing?
30:33 Why are you perving on us, man?
30:34 I could see you over there.
30:35 What are you doing over there?
30:36 We're just talking, you know.
30:37 We're just talking.
30:38 Talking shot.
30:39 Talking.
30:40 Yeah,
30:40 we're just talking.
30:41 What is that?
30:42 What is What?
30:44 Where are you right now?
30:45 What is that
30:47 in my house?
30:49 Where is that?
30:50 Is this Is that my land?
30:53 No.
30:53 No.
30:53 This is blipolis.
30:54 It says blip blopolis.
30:55 What the hell is Blopolis?
30:59 Bliplos.
31:03 Blip.
31:03 Go on.
31:08 Blopolis.
31:07 Yep.
31:08 There you go.
31:12 That was good.
31:15 It's a big fish that I that I live in.
31:17 Oh, look.
31:18 I'm going to be coming over there to annex you pretty soon, just so you know.
31:23 Sorry.
31:23 Which one's annexing?
31:25 Yeah.
31:25 What does that mean?
31:27 Annexing.
31:30 Which?
31:29 That's like, you know,
31:30 when when we when we uh come over and like take all your[ __] Who's joining?
31:37 I know.
31:38 And then you become like a like a like a puppet state of of New York.
31:44 I'm freaking panicking.
31:47 I I think I don't really want you to do that.
31:51 Is that fine?
31:54 Why is he looking down like that?
31:57 I'm not looking down.
31:58 I'm looking at my right-hand man, Ly.
32:00 No, I'm not.
32:02 There he is.
32:05 The devil.
32:06 And Ly, what do you say we turn this?
32:08 What?
32:09 Bop blop.
32:12 No, you can't take anything from her.
32:15 I won't let you.
32:18 Oh, what do you say we turn that into Queens?
32:20 In a queen.
32:23 Queens, maybe.
32:24 Great idea.
32:25 A burrow, you know.
32:27 Manhattan.
32:27 Just Just Queens.
32:29 Well, obviously we're Manhattan.
32:31 We We're going to turn into a burrow, you know.
32:33 What if it was blip Bronx?
32:36 Queens are on the blip of Bronx.
32:39 I'm on the side of good word.
32:42 I'm on your side.
32:43 I'm
32:44 Oh, that's totally a Staten Island.
32:46 No, it's not.
32:47 No, it's not.
32:48 That's totally Staten Island.
32:51 Look,
32:51 you guys continue whatever you you're talking about.
32:53 Me and Luke are going to come over and survey the land.
32:58 Yeah.
32:57 Well, there's not much.
33:00 You see,
33:02 right, I need to talk with you.
33:04 Okay.
33:05 I've just made us a new but we're not
33:07 safe here with the surf with the surf walking over VC3 just dropped.
33:14 I just Here's what I'm going to do.
33:15 Rya, we're not safe here.
33:16 Let me take you to a restaurant actually that my friend Harry's been working on.
33:21 Little restaurant.
33:25 Let me take you to a restaurant.
33:26 Wait, what are you What are you looking at, man?
33:28 Don't worry about it.
33:28 What are you looking at?
33:29 What are you playing bamboo, bro?
33:31 Nice.
33:34 A little more of this.
33:36 A little more of that.
33:37 Does it go a little more of this?
33:40 No.
33:40 No.
33:42 Just take a little Come with me.
33:43 Come with me.
33:44 I'll save you.
33:44 I'll fix you and save you.
33:46 I'll fix you and save you and fix you.
33:48 Hang on.
33:51 I'll dude.
33:52 That's crazy.
33:53 Everyone needs fixing.
33:54 You're hearing that.
33:56 Hey, we're going to survey this land.
33:57 Ly, come on.
33:58 You sicko.
34:00 Don't[ __] talk to me, Lucas.
34:04 Ry, I dragged you, VC.
34:05 I have very strong hands.
34:09 Why are they doing that to flip blobolis?
34:11 I don't I didn't do anything wrong.
34:12 They are sick.
34:13 It's because I'm a girl.
34:16 Oh, wait.
34:17 No.
34:17 __] Okay.
34:18 Wait.
34:18 Okay, he's back.
34:19 Is it because I'm a girl?
34:24 What?
34:24 Do you think they're doing it because I'm a girl?
34:27 You're a girl?
34:30 you.
34:32 What is that?
34:33 I'm not
34:33 joking.
34:34 I actually used to be when I was 16 vehemently sexist, but I'm not anymore, Rya.
34:38 I am a feminist.
34:43 That's really good.
34:44 That's I'm really glad that you That's good that you've had a change of heart.
34:50 Okay.
34:50 Fishy business.
34:50 What is he doing over there?
34:52 Don't worry about them.
34:53 Don't worry about them.
34:54 No, no, no.
34:55 Did he take my Did he take my fishing rod?
34:57 Right.
34:57 Right.
34:57 I need you to come with me.
34:58 I'm going to teach you.
34:59 I'm going to I'm going to I need to tell you about something magical.
35:02 Where you at?
35:02 I'm in East Albania
35:04 or Alban.
35:05 New Albia.
35:05 Where that is?
35:06 I just Hey, follow me.
35:08 I always want you to follow me.
35:14 Please.
35:14 I'm all I see.
35:21 Okay.
35:22 No, please don't call me performative male final boss Tony Bologna 82.
35:26 I'm so sorry about that.
35:31 It's Freddy.
35:33 No, Freddy.
35:33 No, don't.
35:34 No, cuz he's going to join.
35:35 I'm trying to take you on a I'm trying to I'm trying to Hey, guys.
35:40 Hi.
35:40 Hey.
35:40 I'm just about to take Ray around.
35:42 You look great.
35:43 Thank you.
35:44 You always look great, Freddy.
35:45 You looks like you've been cutting or stop it.
35:49 You're a[ __] gorgeous boy.
35:51 Oh, wait.
35:51 Can I have a little kiss?
35:52 I've really
35:53 No.
35:54 No.
35:56 No.
35:55 No.
35:56 It's f It's fine.
35:57 You can do a hug.
35:57 A hug.
35:58 You can hug.
35:59 You go ahead.
36:01 Yeah.
36:08 Um.
36:07 Yeah.
36:07 Yeah.
36:08 Uh.
36:08 Yeah.
36:08 You You go.
36:11 It's all kind of
36:11 What were you saying?
36:13 Everyone Everyone took my stuff and I'm I don't know what I'm homeless.
36:18 I think they're taking my home, too.
36:20 Look, guys, I have an idea.
36:22 Okay.
36:23 I have a I have a plan.
36:25 Freddy, are you are you uh pro or anti- New Jersey?
36:29 I'm New York.
36:30 No, Harry.
36:31 No, no, Harry, you were going to tell about what have I done?
36:37 You killed me.
36:38 What do you mean?
36:38 What have you done?
36:39 You killed him.
36:40 You This is You killed me.
36:42 He was taking He was taking Jack Manifold loose.
36:46 Yeah.
36:46 On the land where there's no rules.
36:48 I didn't break any rules and you killed me.
36:50 There were you broke your
36:53 Harry friendship.
36:54 Can you just give us 5 minutes of space?
36:56 Can you do that?
36:58 All right.
36:59 Thanks, Harry.
37:00 God, I genuinely makes me sick.
37:03 Oh my god.
37:03 This is why I kicked him out of my house.
37:07 Yeah.
37:07 Freddy, are you with
37:09 New Jersey or New York?
37:10 I'm anti New York.
37:11 You're pro New Jersey.
37:12 You're anti New York.
37:13 Yeah, I'm pro New Jersey.
37:14 I'm pro New Jersey.
37:16 I need to have a like every I've lost everything.
37:19 Everyone be quiet.
37:19 Everyone be quiet.
37:20 Everybody quiet.
37:21 You're one of the good ones, Freddy.
37:24 Thank you.
37:24 I appreciate I didn't know there was any left.
37:26 Chills.
37:26 Oh my god.
37:27 My whole body is bumps.
37:28 Is goosebumps.
37:29 I didn't I didn't know there were any good people last night.
37:31 Now, I'm actually going to be taking you um
37:33 out for some dinner while we discuss our plans.
37:35 Um Freddy does seem to have joined us.
37:37 So, Freddy, you're going to be here, too.
37:38 But just try and try and try and be quiet.
37:40 Try and be quiet.
37:41 Take off your armor.
37:41 Armor off, please.
37:42 Just try and be try and be quiet while I'm on my shoes.
37:47 Just try and be just try and be relatively
37:49 Yeah.
37:49 Yeah.
37:50 I'll be quiet.
37:50 I
37:51 This is Average Harry.
37:52 He's going to be our server for tonight.
37:54 I got dressed up, you know.
37:55 Uh smooth non-copyright jazz.
37:59 Love a good bit of jazz.
38:01 Sorry.
38:01 Sorry.
38:02 I'll keep quiet.
38:02 I'll keep I'll keep you quiet.
38:08 Oh, I like your skin.
38:10 I mean, thank you.
38:13 Oh.
38:13 Oh.
38:13 Oh,
38:14 let's go in.
38:14 Let's go in.
38:15 Right.
38:16 Right.
38:17 Where do we sit?
38:17 Oh, where?
38:18 Please take take your seat.
38:19 Take your seat.
38:21 Do we sit here?
38:23 Yeah.
38:24 Uh oh.
38:24 Thank you so much.
38:26 It's candle lit.
38:28 Freddy, you just sit there, man.
38:29 You just sit on one of those.
38:30 Yeah.
38:30 Yeah.
38:30 Thanks.
38:31 Um
38:31 uh um can I just say Wow, what um one pixel eyes you have.
38:38 Are they one Are they one pixel?
38:40 They're one pixel in game, but a million pixels to me.
38:44 Oh, well, thank you.
38:45 What lovely six pixel eyes you have.
38:50 Yeah, I'm uh known for my big eyes.
38:54 Wow.
38:55 So, what were we here to discuss, Freddy?
38:58 You have g you have gorgeous eyes.
39:02 Gorgeous eyes.
39:03 Oh, you're just saying that.
39:04 You don't even mean it.
39:06 Well, I I guess mine are pretty gorgeous.
39:08 So, uh
39:09 Yeah.
39:09 Oh, he knows it's worth.
39:10 He knows his word.
39:11 Yeah.
39:11 Not I just I love myself.
39:12 Ready to order?
39:13 We'd love to order.
39:14 Yes, please.
39:14 Average Harry.
39:15 Uh, what's on the menu tonight?
39:21 24 carrot and baked potatoes.
39:22 Uh, my lady, what would you like?
39:27 I would love a baked potato.
39:29 Uh, we'll have uh I'll have whatever she's having.
39:33 [Music] And Freddy, what would you like?
39:41 I brought a packed lunch.
39:42 Don't worry about me.
39:44 Okay.
39:45 Yeah, you brought a packed lunch to us.
39:47 Disrespectful.
39:46 Yeah, that just feels I don't have any money.
39:49 I can't really afford the bill.
39:50 Oh, Freddy, we can get you.
39:52 I I got it.
39:52 I trust me, guys.
39:55 It's on me.
39:55 Oh my god, that is such a you thing to do.
39:57 Just paying for everything.
39:58 Thank you so much.
40:00 Wow, I didn't know you were so generous.
40:02 I um Yeah, this guy is the most generous.
40:04 Once there was a someone uh drowning and instead of taking
40:09 a million pounds right next to it, he saved the money.
40:12 It's true.
40:12 It's true.
40:13 Did he really?
40:15 Yeah.
40:15 Wow.
40:15 I just feel like the average person would have taken
40:17 all that money and he saved the guy that was I'm not.
40:22 Did I mention it was a cute kitten as well?
40:25 Wow.
40:26 There was a what?
40:27 No, there was a cute kitten.
40:28 No, no, there was no kitten before you.
40:30 Freddy, please.
40:30 What would you like for dinner?
40:32 Oh, uh Oliver.
40:33 Um, I I just have some carrots, please.
40:37 Just as many carrots as you can get me.
40:41 Thank you.
40:42 Okay.
40:42 Okay.
40:44 I'm not like other boys, by the way.
40:45 Oh.
40:45 Oh my god.
40:47 I genuinely misclicked.
40:48 I genuinely I'm so sorry.
40:50 I I Please, please, please.
40:51 Oh, Freddy, help me out.
40:53 Freddy, help me, brother.
40:54 Help me.
40:55 I put my hand down on the mouse.
40:56 She's I genuinely This is not a reflection of a reflection
40:59 of my We'll make you sign an NDA, okay?
41:02 Because my brand is more important than you.
41:03 Please don't cry.
41:05 Please don't cry.
41:07 I hate when women cry.
41:08 Hey, it's better.
41:09 I I'll punch Tom.
41:12 She I'm not bothering her.
41:14 I'm not bothering her.
41:15 Genuinely, I'm I'm a million% not ask for Angela right now.
41:22 What?
41:21 It doesn't matter.
41:23 Okay.
41:24 Genuinely, I'm so I'm so sorry that my my hand slipped.
41:27 My finger slipped.
41:30 So anyway, I was saying I um Hey, hey, I'm I'm I have a dark side to me.
41:36 Listen,
41:36 there's not a dark side you'll ever have to see.
41:40 Okay, but please serve it.
41:42 I'm so sorry.
41:43 My house just got taken.
41:45 I just want some food and everyone wants to talk to me and it's just a lot.
41:49 It is a lot.
41:50 It is a lot.
41:52 Hey, hey, hey.
41:53 Um I'll be a shoulder to cry on.
41:56 Cry.
42:01 That's it.
42:02 That's it.
42:04 That's it.
42:04 That's it.
42:07 That's it.
42:08 That's it.
42:09 Let it out.
42:10 Let it out.
42:11 Let it out.
42:12 Let it out.
42:13 Okay.
42:13 Okay.
42:13 That's enough.
42:14 Now, I actually have a plan to uh say people are talking to you too much.
42:18 You say uh it's a Sorry, can't answer myself.
42:24 Um, but I um, you better not punch them again.
42:35 I uh, what what I think we should do, guys,
42:36 is you notice that they are annexing around New Jersey.
42:39 They are taking everything.
42:40 Um, I just don't even know what that word means.
42:43 It's they're taking land and they've taken my New Jersey, turned it to New York.
42:47 But gentlemen and lady, my lady, I have a plan.
42:52 Okay.
42:53 I think what we should do, and this is controversial,
42:58 is Rya, I think you should let them annex.
43:04 Let them let them.
43:07 Why would I do that?
43:09 Wait here.
43:14 just, you know, when he said wait here,
43:15 I kind of thought that he was going to go somewhere in the game, but then he
43:22 What's your favorite color?
43:25 Um, mine.
43:29 Yeah,
43:28 I like uh one thing about me is uh
43:32 Oh.
43:33 Um,
43:33 never mind.
43:34 Never mind.
43:36 Yeah, I uh do a lot of reading.
43:37 I've recently been reading the let them theory.
43:40 Yes, I'm a hundreds of pages.
43:42 Yeah.
43:43 The right decision often feels wrong.
43:45 You see, um, fearing other people's opinions.
43:48 You're feeling you're fearing their opinion of your land taking it.
43:51 Rya, what I think we should do, listen to me.
43:55 This is what they don't tell you
43:56 in these woke self-help books wrote by liberal nonsense.
43:59 Right, is what you need to do is, right, we're going to
44:03 Didn't you write one of those?
44:04 I did.
44:04 Yes.
44:05 What we're going to do Oh, yeah.
44:07 Sorry.
44:07 Sorry.
44:07 is is what we're going to do is we're
44:13 going to let them take your land and rayer.
44:15 I want you to ask to join the bandits.
44:20 I want you to ask to join the bandits.
44:22 Rya and I want you to join them
44:23 and I want you to become Schlatt's right-hand man.
44:25 And then in about 10 days time,
44:28 maybe a bit longer, I can't let me find the date.
44:30 We'll betray him.
44:32 will throw him into lava and you Rya,
44:34 you will punch him into the lava because he'll never expect you.
44:37 Schlatt genuinely, and this is the craziest thing about this man, a spy,
44:41 a spy has never spoken to a woman.
44:44 He does not socially know what to do.
44:46 You can wear a cool out and you'll join the bandits.
44:48 Get in with them.
44:49 Get in with them, Rya.
44:50 And then on the day, bam,[ __] betray them.
44:52 All right.
44:53 W feminist literature.
44:56 Wow.
44:56 That explains why he didn't know how to talk to me and he started killing me.
45:00 I know.
45:00 because of fear.
45:01 Fear.
45:02 But what's behind fear?
45:03 All good things lie on the other side of fear.
45:06 All right, Rya and Freddy,
45:07 I think you should stay with me and we gear up and we make the But Rya,
45:11 anything he requested for you to do in order to join the bandits, we
45:16 I just do it.
45:18 All right.
45:18 Okay.
45:19 Okay.
45:19 Okay.
45:22 Okay.
45:22 And do you think that we'll just we'll
45:24 kill him and then we'll get our land back?
45:27 I think we'll kill him.
45:29 get our lamb back and then do a public we'll we'll lock him up.
45:33 We'll[ __] lock him up and we'll torture him
45:35 to bits because guess what mate, we're 18 now.
45:38 We'll do some bloody like what's that movie called?
45:40 Skull or something.
45:41 Scar.
45:42 Skull.
45:42 Scar.
45:43 Skele where they do saw.
45:46 Saw.
45:46 We'll do some saw like[ __] where I put his face in.
45:50 We
45:50 do all this madness.
45:51 We do all this madness.
45:53 Okay.
45:53 Okay.
45:53 Okay.
45:54 Uh what was that?
45:59 Oh, I'd love a cake.
46:00 There's a cake.
46:00 Oh, we would love cake.
46:02 Oh, I don't know.
46:02 I'm I'm rather full.
46:03 But sorry, I haven't even finished my entree.
46:07 How rude of me.
46:09 I'm sitting on the table.
46:10 I've gone mad.
46:17 Um, at least we have average Harry.
46:19 I don't think we should trust anyone else by us three, by the way, guys.
46:21 And average Harry.
46:22 I like average Harry.
46:23 I don't think we should trust Aar one.
46:25 I don't think we should trust Averary 1.
46:27 I don't think we should trust No, Advertary 2, sorry.
46:29 Definitely don't trust Lukey.
46:31 Definitely don't trust Well, I don't know what Jack's doing,
46:33 but I don't think we should do it.
46:34 I I don't I don't like Jack.
46:36 He's doing his stupid I mean, wait.
46:40 You've placed the cake on the ground.
46:42 We're going to be eating it off the ground.
46:43 Please, can you can you please be nice to the service workers?
46:46 No.
46:46 I'm sorry.
46:46 I'm sorry.
46:47 Average Harry.
46:48 Average Harry.
46:49 I'm not going to be dipping unless you take the cake off of the floor.
46:53 I will not be dipping.
46:54 My name is Tommy in it, Duke of the Dream SMP, founder of Lambburg.
46:59 If you think I will be eating cake off the floor, then you are mistaken.
47:03 I did not call my daughter how to be a billionaire for nothing.
47:06 I call it that because of a reflection of my finances.
47:09 If you do not take the Please take that.
47:13 We'll be leaving so shortly.
47:15 I'm so sorry.
47:15 He is god awful when he has Did I raise my voice?
47:21 Yeah.
47:21 We talked about Oh, yes, dude.
47:23 All right, get your hands, put them on your chest, and give yourself a hug.
47:30 Are you doing it?
47:31 Are you doing it?
47:32 I'm amazing.
47:34 You are.
47:34 You are.
47:36 You're incredible.
47:37 I'm so sorry, Freddy.
47:38 I just I get I get bothered.
47:40 And call me invalid all you want, chat, but I get bothered by the minimum wage.
47:45 Just being around them in their stinky life.
47:47 Just making you have no one but minimum wage people.
47:50 Then what do you do then?
47:52 __] throw myself off the Brighton pier, mate, and die.
47:56 Sorry.
47:56 Throw myself into the Nether and die.
47:58 Make
47:59 you go.
48:00 Yeah.
48:00 Yeah.
48:01 Come on.
48:01 Let's not Let's not talk.
48:02 Let's Let's get these dark thoughts away.
48:04 Okay.
48:06 You're better than this.
48:08 Oh, I didn't see you there, my lady.
48:10 What gorgeous ginger hair you have.
48:13 There's also Oh, yeah.
48:14 I'll um I'll go back to you.
48:16 My um Yeah.
48:20 Any compliments for me?
48:24 I don't think I do have any.
48:27 Ah, playing hard to get.
48:30 Yeah, you can call it that.
48:33 Do you like the plan though, guys?
48:35 Cuz this only works if all of us agree with the plan.
48:38 Yeah.
48:38 Well, I got a plan.
48:39 Does anyone else have a better plan than mine?
48:41 I've got an issue, right?
48:42 I've got something that might help your situation.
48:44 What is it, Freddy?
48:45 But I I no longer have them.
48:47 What is it?
48:49 I had these uh depressed boots.
48:51 When you wear them, you can stamp on your depression and everything gets better.
48:55 But I could have used those eight months ago if I'm honest with you.
48:58 Yeah.
48:58 Well, look, I don't have them, but average Harry killed me and he took them.
49:02 I need I actually need those cuz I don't know if you've looked at my skin,
49:05 but I'm not exactly doing I'm not crafting well right now.
49:08 Hey, you look really cool.
49:10 Really?
49:11 Yeah.
49:11 Yeah.
49:11 Yeah.
49:11 You look Even at your worst, you look
49:14 okay.
49:15 Was that a compliment, I hear?
49:17 riding down my eard drum, pinging into my brain for my memory.
49:22 Some manners.
49:24 Manners could be good.
49:25 Next time make What do you do when you're dealing with a Superman?
49:33 I hate to break it.
49:34 You're not a Superman.
49:35 You're You're I don't know, Freddy.
49:37 You're more like a boy.
49:39 What do you do when you're dealing with a super boy?
49:44 Yeah.
49:48 You guys are fun.
49:51 Okay.
49:51 Well, I didn't I didn't I didn't really choose to be on this date or what?
49:54 I don't know.
49:54 Is this
49:55 You're a welcome present.
49:56 Is this a date?
50:00 What?
50:01 What do you mean?
50:02 This isn't a date yet.
50:04 This isn't a date.
50:04 Is that the bill?
50:06 Well, it kind of feels like I'm, you know, cuz I'm on like the other table.
50:09 It kind of Oh my Oh god.
50:11 Okay, guys.
50:11 Can you Can you Can you wait outside?
50:13 You two guys, I'll handle this.
50:14 You two just wait outside.
50:15 You two just wait outside.
50:16 Are you sure?
50:16 You're not paying Freddy.
50:17 Freddy, believe me, I got it.
50:18 Believe me, I got it.
50:19 Okay.
50:19 All right.
50:20 I'm so sorry.
50:21 I will not be paying this.
50:22 This is an extortionate price.
50:24 I had no idea that the baby potatoes were £40 per.
50:26 That is ridiculous.
50:27 You did not tell me that beforehand.
50:29 I will not be paying this.
50:30 Okay.
50:30 What I will do in return is I'll pay you with something better.
50:34 Don't want to go anywhere without exposure.
50:35 I'm going to post an Instagram story of the restaurant.
50:38 Maybe he's going to pay exposure.
50:40 Oh,
50:40 in fact, you can film a Tik Tok and I'll be in it.
50:42 I'll do a trending dance.
50:43 So, I'll do a All right, I'm going to pay.
50:46 How much is that?
50:47 £83.
50:47 Okay, I'm going to pay that in the form of a diamond helmet.
50:52 I think diamond helmet is about That's actually more like £100.
50:54 So, take that.
50:55 Take that.
50:55 Thank you so much.
50:57 And and that includes tip.
50:57 That includes tip.
50:58 Yeah.
50:58 Yeah.
50:59 Okay.
50:59 Thank you so much, average Harry.
51:00 A pleasure as always.
51:01 My ally.
51:02 And keep everything between us.
51:03 Us four.
51:04 Guys, we're a four now, aren't we?
51:06 We going to be What should we be as a four?
51:09 Um
51:11 uh um the Fantastic 4.
51:15 That is really good.
51:17 Oh my god.
51:20 Rock the fantastic voice behind your back.
51:22 There's a Uhoh.
51:25 Oh, the average four.
51:25 Okay, we'll be the average four.
51:28 I like the fantastic.
51:28 I guess the average four makes sense.
51:30 The the freaking four.
51:31 What if we the freaking four?
51:32 The freaking four.
51:34 Like what?
51:34 I'm like, bro, what?
51:38 Random.
51:38 What should we be then?
51:39 What four?
51:40 Oh, I guess we're Oh, no.
51:42 We're four again.
51:43 The freaky, not the the average four.
51:45 Okay, I think average four is sticking.
51:47 The or what could we do?
51:49 The friendly four.
51:52 Then we can go for the revolution.
51:54 Like that can be a catchphrase.
51:57 FTR.
51:57 We put Senate on shirts.
51:58 FTR.
51:59 Okay.
51:59 For the revol actually no, that's what I've been really listening to Hamilton.
52:02 It's really I'm like relapsing at the moment, guys.
52:03 It's bad.
52:04 I think this is like a depression thing
52:05 where you like go back to your childhood.
52:07 But um All right.
52:08 What if we all learn the violin and then we can be the fiddly for?
52:13 Okay.
52:13 Yeah, we'll be the fiddly for the fiddly four.
52:15 Yeah, I like that.
52:17 That's really wholesome.
52:22 All right.
52:22 So, what's that name?
52:25 The Fiddly Four.
52:26 I don't
52:27 Wait.
52:27 The Avengers.
52:30 The Avengers.
52:32 The Avengers.
52:32 Listen, I think I think we could be the Fantastic Four.
52:35 I think that could be really cool.
52:38 I feel like later down the line though
52:39 with merchandising that's going to be really hard to sell.
52:43 Yeah, true.
52:43 You got to think about how awesome we are.
52:45 Everyone's going to love us.
52:47 That's so true.
52:48 That's so true, Freddy.
52:49 You're just a blessing to be around.
52:51 I mean, but even if you guys aren't stars, I will be.
52:53 What if we were the Freddy 4?
52:55 Oh, I think that's a brilliant name, actually.
52:57 The Freddy 4.
52:58 I mean, it doesn't really get better than that, does it?
53:01 That is quite true.
53:02 And then if we get another member, we can be the Freddy 5.
53:06 Freddy 4.
53:08 IE, by the way, I spelled IE, by the way.
53:11 Yes.
53:12 Yeah.
53:11 All right, guys.
53:12 Well, this has been a a pleasure, my lady and average Harry and Freddy.
53:20 Great.
53:21 Yeah.
53:21 Um, right then.
53:22 Let's be the Freddy 4.
53:24 I'm going to go make my house and then Rya,
53:26 what I need you to do is you're going to go speak to Schlatt.
53:28 We we'll we'll um Thank you.
53:31 We'll stay in the background and then anything he needs you to do,
53:33 any trials he puts you through in order to join uh the bandits,
53:37 allow us to help you with.
53:38 All right.
53:38 Secretly.
53:39 Okay.
53:40 Okay.
53:40 Freddy, we can go.
53:41 Don't be scared.
53:42 Don't be scared.
53:43 You're the most courageous, strong person I've ever met.
53:48 Okay.
53:49 Really?
53:51 Really?
53:53 Oh,
53:53 okay.
53:53 I'll do it.
53:54 We'll get back.
53:55 New Jersey.
53:56 I I don't really know why I'm I'm doing this.
53:58 Wait,
53:59 you might need it.
54:02 But listen, what we're going to do, just to clarify, you join them.
54:06 You go along with whatever they say.
54:08 You become above Lucas as his right-hand man.
54:10 You become this[ __] mega top person.
54:12 And then you betray him.
54:13 And you and you betray everything that they stand for.
54:16 The idiots.
54:17 All right.
54:17 All right.
54:17 All right.
54:18 I'm ready.
54:20 And what do you say, Ray, as you stab him?
54:23 You're no better than I hate you.
54:24 I know.
54:25 Say it.
54:26 Is that what I say?
54:26 Hey,
54:26 you're no bed and I hate you as you stab him.
54:29 He's Ly[ __] pants and he's L ship.
54:32 Say it in Say it in our mother tongue.
54:36 __] What the hell?
54:37 Say it in our mother tongue.
54:38 You're a nobody.
54:39 I hate you.
54:39 L[ __] pants.
54:41 L[ __] pants.
54:42 You're[ __] L[ __] Say man.
54:46 For your life.
54:47 For your life.
54:49 __] your mom.
54:49 I stab her.
54:49 Satan.
54:50 Please.
54:52 You guys are really scaring me.
54:53 Like no.
54:54 This is our This is what you need to do.
54:56 You need to channel your inner fear, your inner scariness.
55:00 Come on, show us.
55:01 Think of it like you're you're a monster inside.
55:03 Unleash the monster blip blop.
55:05 I'm a monster.
55:06 I'm a monster.
55:08 I'm a monster.
55:09 Give us a little roar.
55:13 And the will go.
55:16 Okay.
55:16 I a monster.
55:20 I'm so scary.
55:25 Okay.
55:25 See guys, is this the right job for me?
55:31 Yes.
55:33 Okay.
55:32 All you got to do is believe and we believe.
55:35 Okay.
55:36 Okay.
55:37 Okay.
55:38 Okay.
55:42 You're in no and I hate you.
55:44 Oh, that was good.
55:45 That was good.
55:46 You just got roasted.
55:48 He didn't like it.
55:50 Something has changed within me.
55:52 really like it.
55:53 Something is not the same.
55:55 I'm sorry.
55:56 I I'm through with playing by the rules.
56:03 What else is [Music] too late to go back to sleep?
56:17 knows my eyes and it's time to try.
56:33 All right.
56:33 Please don't put that in any compilations.
56:35 Um, that yes was amazing.
56:38 Okay.
56:38 Okay.
56:39 Okay.
56:39 Right.
56:40 I'm going to do it.
56:41 You message me if you need if you need our help.
56:43 I'm going to be
56:44 I think I think me and Harry just shared a moment.
56:46 Okay.
56:47 And I think we'll build we'll build the pit in Blipopouloolis.
56:49 All right.
56:49 Rya, you'll build the pit in Blipopolis.
56:52 Is that right, do you think?
56:53 Or should we build it like where where you going to launch that to eventually?
56:56 I don't know where we'll figure out.
56:58 I think somewhere like a bit deep in the ice spikes.
57:00 He'll never expect lava in the ice spikes.
57:02 Lava in the ice spikes, bro.
57:04 That's meta.
57:06 You speak to them.
57:06 Okay, I'm going in.
57:07 I'm going in.
57:08 All right, Freddy.
57:09 Do you want to come help me in my house?
57:10 You can make a house next to me.
57:11 Yeah.
57:11 Yeah.
57:11 Yeah.
57:11 Yeah.
57:11 We live now in Colts Neck.
57:13 Um, I'm deciding average Harry that this cult's
57:16 neck is not a part of New Albania.
57:18 Can you put a new Albania border just like behind where these torches are?
57:23 Cuz otherwise you have too it's too much now.
57:30 It's not a pit.
57:31 It's a lava lava box.
57:32 There's already a border, mate.
57:34 Oh, okay.
57:34 Nice.
57:35 Oh, yeah.
57:35 Yeah, yeah.
57:36 Gosh, this isn't the border.
57:37 Yeah.
57:37 Look, Freddy, this is my culteneck house.
57:39 It's kind of sad around here.
57:40 Oh, wow.
57:40 This is nice.
57:41 bit away from everybody, you know.
57:43 Yeah, I need to go get actually a bit more stuff.
57:45 In fact, if you I'm going to live here.
57:47 You live anywhere near round.
57:48 You could be on the ice spikes if you want, Fred.
57:50 But this is Yeah.
57:53 Top secret wild base.
57:55 Okay.
57:56 Yeah.
57:56 Well, I guess we've both been kind
57:59 of kicked out of our houses really, haven't we?
58:01 So, did they kick you out of yours as well?
58:03 Well, yeah.
58:04 Like they look they set it up as an Airbnb.
58:07 Exiled bros.
58:08 That's what I'm exiled together.
58:10 Look at me.
58:11 I wasn't exiled though.
58:12 I just I just kind of just I just had that.
58:14 No, no.
58:14 They kicked you out of your home.
58:16 You've been like, you know, they gave it back.
58:17 Don't leave me alone.
58:18 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
58:19 You've been exiled.
58:20 Don't leave me like hanging.
58:22 I haven't been exiled.
58:22 I'm not bad.
58:23 I can go I can walk in and go say hi.
58:25 You know, [Music]
58:30 please.
58:30 Sorry.
58:31 I really don't want to be.
58:32 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
58:34 Don't listen to this guy.
58:36 Let's be exiled together.
58:37 Please, Freddy.
58:37 Please.
58:38 I'm about to die.
58:38 Then it's not really exile.
58:39 I'll save you.
58:40 I love you.
58:41 Save me then.
58:42 Save.
58:42 Yeah.
58:42 See, I'm not being saved.
58:46 I'm I'm I'm on my way.
58:48 Oh my gosh.
58:51 That's you.
58:52 You're going to die.
58:54 Yes.
58:54 Can you give me a sec?
58:57 All right.
58:57 I feel like we are exiled bros, my friend.
59:00 Well, well, no.
59:01 I I'm your I'm your I'm your friend.
59:03 Look, I'm not Look, just cuz about your plan that you're working with me,
59:08 they're going to exile you.
59:09 So yeah, we are.
59:10 Yeah, but look, I prefer the term spy, you know.
59:13 No, Ray is the spy.
59:14 You're public about Yeah, but I don't have to do the hard spy work, you know.
59:18 I just get to like pretend I'm, you know,
59:20 that's not a spy then.
59:24 Okay, look.
59:24 How do I put this?
59:27 I don't know.
59:28 I don't know what you're trying to put.
59:30 I just like I want my house back.
59:32 Yeah, I want my house back.
59:33 My house is a[ __] mansion.
59:35 Obviously, you want your house back.
59:36 you know, labeling myself as ex being exiled ain't going to get that house back.
59:41 It's always about labels with you.
59:43 Well, it is, you know, like, you know,
59:44 I just I'm not declaring my It's like, why am I It's like,
59:49 why would I walk into another country and declare that I'm,
59:52 you know, that I hate them?
59:54 You're not going to do that.
59:54 You're not declaring I hate them.
59:55 You That's causing more drama than it's worth.
59:58 Wait, should we go check and see if Ray has got into the country or Yeah.
1:00:02 All right.
1:00:02 I'm just going to allow that.
1:00:04 I have a
1:00:06 Okay.
1:00:06 Is he not going to drown?
1:00:08 He's drowning.
1:00:08 Hey.
1:00:08 Yeah.
1:00:09 Yeah.
1:00:09 No.
1:00:10 No.
1:00:10 It's It's the opposite of drowning.
1:00:12 It's He's breathing.
1:00:14 He's breathing.
1:00:16 __]
1:00:17 Wait.
1:00:17 Wait.
1:00:17 Wait.
1:00:17 Let's go listen.
1:00:18 Let's go listen to if um Ray is all right.
1:00:22 Okay.
1:00:21 Get in.
1:00:21 Get in.
1:00:22 We have to be sneaky though cuz I'm not allowed.
1:00:24 Okay.
1:00:24 Be quiet.
1:00:28 Yeah.
1:00:27 That's tough.
1:00:28 You just you just did that at my birthday and I was really drunk to the point
1:00:32 where I didn't remember it until Tom told me you'd done it the next day
1:00:35 and he told me apparently in the moment
1:00:37 my eyes just widened and I didn't know what to say and I'm so curious what you
1:00:41 were trying to translate to me in that moment.
1:00:44 It was it was my birthday send off to you.
1:00:48 Send off.
1:00:49 I said goodbye, happy birthday.
1:00:50 And then I said hey listen you are infinite.
1:00:53 I just feel like myself.
1:00:56 Do you really think?
1:00:58 Oh my my my my lightning rod worked.
1:01:02 Lightning farming at your house.
1:01:05 Yeah, bro.
1:01:05 I got a farm house.
1:01:06 I I have to I I made a promise to live in Squalor.
1:01:10 Um Um I made a pledge to live in Squalor as part of being the joke,
1:01:14 but um I thought I could have one cool thing.
1:01:17 Where is Squala?
1:01:22 Good one, man.
1:01:26 Thanks.
1:01:25 So, what's up And you guys and you guys is really
1:01:28 I've been given a Oh god, everyone's in this.
1:01:30 What did you say, R?
1:01:32 Sorry, the thunder was really loud.
1:01:34 It's okay.
1:01:34 I'm just asking what's going on in your neck of the woods.
1:01:37 We We were just doing some some intellectual competition convers.
1:01:45 Yo,
1:01:45 hello.
1:01:45 Sorry, we can't use the confessions VC.
1:01:47 It's been taken.
1:01:48 We need to talk.
1:01:50 Uh, yes.
1:01:51 I don't know if you heard Jack.
1:01:54 Yep.
1:01:54 Well, I don't know, actually.
1:01:55 I Oh, I said, "Yep, I don't know." Yep.
1:01:57 I'm the joke.
1:01:57 But they've taken Well, you do remember.
1:01:59 They've taken New Jersey away from me and turned into New York.
1:02:03 Yeah, I wrote a song about it, actually.
1:02:05 Sing it.
1:02:06 Oh, can I hear it?
1:02:07 Yeah.
1:02:07 Hang on.
1:02:08 I need to pull up the instrumental.
1:02:11 Hold on.
1:02:11 Is it this one?
1:02:13 I need to know something.
1:02:14 Who are you with?
1:02:15 Cuz it seems to me like if you're allowing these rule breakers, rule breakers,
1:02:19 which ruins the all the plot of the whole thing of a server is it needs rules.
1:02:23 Everyone do my song.
1:02:24 Whereas everyone just runs for a D song.
1:02:26 D song.
1:02:27 Thank you.
1:02:31 Hold on.
1:02:31 So I need I need to remember the lyrics.
1:02:38 Take your time.
1:02:38 Yeah, take your time.
1:02:39 It's not me[ __] streaming or anything.
1:02:42 Hey our lives.
1:02:44 Well, yeah.
1:02:45 You know, fill your professional streamers.
1:02:47 Fill the air.
1:02:51 Anyway, okay.
1:02:51 I'm ready.
1:02:51 Is it another woman?
1:02:54 No.
1:02:53 Oh, sorry.
1:02:54 Ignore the intro.
1:02:56 When are we going home, big bro?
1:02:59 Oh, it kicked in too quick.
1:03:00 Oh, yeah.
1:03:00 I'll do it later.
1:03:01 I'll do it later.
1:03:02 Go on.
1:03:03 I I weren't prepped.
1:03:04 I was supposed to like download the back.
1:03:05 Do it now.
1:03:06 Do it now.
1:03:06 Go on.
1:03:06 You got it.
1:03:06 You got it.
1:03:07 Oh, I don't have the backing track.
1:03:08 No, honestly, I'll do it later.
1:03:09 A leak in your in your church.
1:03:11 Job, look at me.
1:03:13 Oh, yeah.
1:03:13 Sorry.
1:03:13 I'm not supposed to look at you.
1:03:14 Oh, don't look at me, Jo.
1:03:16 Job, we're not really here to confess.
1:03:18 We're here for you to confess, mate.
1:03:19 So maybe we shouldn't be looking at you.
1:03:21 I need you to confess who's[ __] doing some dodgy things
1:03:24 cuz it looks to me like you're Oh my god.
1:03:26 He's in the nether.
1:03:27 He's in the[ __] Nether getting achievements.
1:03:29 Looks to me like you just let him take New York.
1:03:32 New Jersey.
1:03:32 I don't get involved in political affairs.
1:03:34 I'm a sticker to the rules.
1:03:35 I'm a man of the the church.
1:03:37 No, no, no.
1:03:37 It feels like you've been involved by not saying anything.
1:03:39 You've been involved.
1:03:40 No, bystander.
1:03:41 You're a bystander.
1:03:43 I I would have an issue.
1:03:44 I would I would have an issue.
1:03:46 No.
1:03:46 All right.
1:03:47 I won't talk then, guys.
1:03:49 Sorry.
1:03:49 I I would have had an issue if if it weren't for the fact
1:03:52 that they they have great respect for Joshua
1:03:53 more than the state of New Jersey did.
1:03:55 And I as as much as I like you, Tom.
1:03:56 And you know, if if you want to come back to Joshua, you're more than welcome.
1:03:59 I I just I And you're more than welcome in the Jatica at any time.
1:04:03 I just, you know, I mean, I don't get involved in in in in affairs of state.
1:04:11 No, insult it.
1:04:12 To be fair, I'm not allowed in the Vatican anytime.
1:04:14 If I'm even seen here, they'll kill me.
1:04:16 Lucas, who's actually good at the game?
1:04:18 Jatakan is the Jaken is a sovereign state.
1:04:21 You you of course you're allowed here.
1:04:22 No one can die on the Jaken.
1:04:23 It's holy holy land.
1:04:25 What would you even do?
1:04:25 What would you even do?
1:04:26 What would Joshua do if I did die?
1:04:28 Nothing.
1:04:30 Well, exactly.
1:04:30 Nothing.
1:04:31 Would you?
1:04:31 No.
1:04:32 No.
1:04:32 Well, well, no.
1:04:32 No.
1:04:35 Exist.
1:04:35 Look, I would love to tell you more about Joshua,
1:04:37 but I just I you guys aren't officially part of the religion,
1:04:40 and I'm worried that, you know,
1:04:42 that you guys would spread the secrets of Joshua to others.
1:04:45 Of course, I'm not made it up.
1:04:46 I think you did.
1:04:47 Where did you how did you when did it come to you?
1:04:49 This holy religion Joshua is with us all.
1:04:53 When when did you write the the gyel?
1:04:56 I didn't write the gyel.
1:04:57 The gibbles is an ancient text.
1:04:59 May I May I study it?
1:05:01 This this isn't the gyel.
1:05:02 This is my notes.
1:05:03 Aroari is a fraud.
1:05:06 You can't read that.
1:05:07 You can't read that.
1:05:09 It's not the gyel.
1:05:12 It's not the gy.
1:05:13 The gel is a different thing.
1:05:14 I can't give that to you though.
1:05:15 It's locked away.
1:05:16 Safe.
1:05:16 It doesn't feel like Look, if you want to be part of the religion
1:05:19 and you want to prove that you're really serious about it,
1:05:21 then I can teach you some more.
1:05:23 All I can teach you right now is look,
1:05:24 I don't know, Jack, because I'm trying to believe
1:05:26 and I don't know what it looks like.
1:05:27 I've been[ __] murdered.
1:05:28 Well, if you would stop cutting me off,
1:05:30 both of you have powers that you don't even know about yet,
1:05:34 that are locked away from you because you're in the dark.
1:05:36 But if you embrace Joshua, then you can maybe,
1:05:38 you know, get back to your true selves.
1:05:41 Freddy, just come outside with me for a second.
1:05:45 Yeah.
1:05:45 What are you thinking?
1:05:47 He's a He's a nutter.
1:05:48 He's a[ __] nutter, isn't he?
1:05:51 __] nutter.
1:05:52 What does he mean?
1:05:52 I can hear you.
1:05:53 I can hear you outside the door.
1:05:55 Oh.
1:05:55 Um.
1:05:55 Um.
1:05:56 Um.
1:05:57 Ow.
1:05:58 Cuz cuz I can hear you with my ears.
1:06:01 Oh, there's a crack.
1:06:03 There's a crack in the wall.
1:06:04 Yeah.
1:06:05 A That is typical, is it?
1:06:06 There's also rains getting in.
1:06:08 Yeah.
1:06:08 It's not very well built.
1:06:11 Well, well, cuz I wanted Yeah.
1:06:12 Yeah, I didn't really think about the rain situation.
1:06:14 When you think about it, Nutter really is a um it could be a good thing.
1:06:18 I don't think if you're going to a life of celibacy,
1:06:21 if you're not going to stand against a life of celibacy,
1:06:23 then I think that me and Freddy uh are not with you, mate.
1:06:28 It's a shame, man, cuz I wrote you a song and everything.
1:06:30 Oh, let's just hear the song.
1:06:32 People in my chat are saying I need to feel the connection with the holy Jarth.
1:06:34 Some of my chat, you've got them in your web.
1:06:37 Yeah, because some of them some of them are are loyal to this and some
1:06:40 of them have been taught more than I'm able to teach you right now.
1:06:43 If you were able if you were able to show us some more loyalty, you know,
1:06:46 if you were able to prove that you really are on side and I could trust you.
1:06:48 If you were willing to give something
1:06:50 to Joshua in order to prove that, you know,
1:06:53 you're on side, then we'd give you something back in return.
1:06:55 Of course.
1:06:56 I don't think I'd join you.
1:06:58 All right.
1:06:59 Guess you never get to hear my song.
1:07:01 Hey, can we change our mind one day?
1:07:04 You know, potentially.
1:07:05 What?
1:07:06 What's this?
1:07:07 Can we change our mind?
1:07:09 If you don't join now, can we change our mind?
1:07:13 Um, I mean, yeah.
1:07:14 Yeah, of course.
1:07:14 No, you could you could always change your mind.
1:07:16 Always.
1:07:16 Always.
1:07:17 Sorry.
1:07:17 Yeah.
1:07:18 Yeah, of course you can.
1:07:20 So, okay.
1:07:21 All right.
1:07:22 All right.
1:07:22 Let's go, Fred.
1:07:23 I don't like none of this, Jack.
1:07:24 I thought I liked you, but you grief New Jersey.
1:07:27 You took a bit of New Jersey without Jack.
1:07:30 Now you're acting all accepted.
1:07:32 Look, there this is a hellish religion cuz you got a spider up there.
1:07:35 All right.
1:07:35 It's a doom.
1:07:38 Where's a spider?
1:07:39 On the top of your little swore to a life of celibacy.
1:07:41 That spider certainly hasn't in it.
1:07:43 Riding it, mate.
1:07:44 Riding it.
1:07:45 Oh,
1:07:46 yeah, man.
1:07:46 That's disrespect on your stupid ass religion.
1:07:50 Right.
1:07:50 Get out of here, Fred.
1:07:51 Let's get out of here.
1:07:57 All right, Fred.
1:07:58 Let's go build the house.
1:08:00 Yeah, that's the most I don't know.
1:08:03 Knows what?
1:08:05 Yeah, he's made that up.
1:08:06 He's
1:08:07 He's literally He's fibbing.
1:08:08 He's actually making it all up.
1:08:10 He's a nutter.
1:08:11 The saddest part is he's he's lying to himself.
1:08:13 That's the saddest part.
1:08:14 Do you know what I mean?
1:08:14 It's like seeing someone fall to a cult.
1:08:16 That is the saddest part, right?
1:08:18 Let's not loot these.
1:08:18 This is our ally.
1:08:19 This our good ally.
1:08:20 Average Harry.
1:08:21 Oh, yes.
1:08:21 Yeah.
1:08:24 No, this had nothing to do with Pog 2025.
1:08:27 We're not running, chat.
1:08:28 This isn't There's no[ __] elections around here, you nads.
1:08:31 This is all faith.
1:08:32 This is a faith-based area, and we do not have faith.
1:08:37 Maybe we need faith.
1:08:38 No, we don't.
1:08:39 The whole thing that you just understood there is is wank.
1:08:43 Yeah, but what if we found one that wasn't made up like Joshua?
1:08:47 You want to make up a counter religion?
1:08:48 You want to find God, Freddy?
1:08:50 If you find God, let me know and I will join you.
1:08:53 Okay.
1:08:53 If you if you find faith in something, Freddy, believe me, right now,
1:08:57 and not just in the game, but in real life, I'm deeply in need of faith.
1:09:00 All right.
1:09:01 A well, this What about the faith of love?
1:09:04 You want to make a religion?
1:09:05 You want to make a Freddy, if you find faith,
1:09:08 that is a glorious thing to do, isn't it?
1:09:10 And I it's glorious for everyone.
1:09:13 But I just don't know if I could find it again, Fred.
1:09:16 I used to have faith in this world.
1:09:18 I used to think there was a world worth dreaming of.
1:09:21 Back in the gas work, singing the song.
1:09:23 Just the beauty of youth could quell my aching heart.
1:09:27 But you are youthful.
1:09:29 No, Freddy.
1:09:29 I used to be youthful.
1:09:32 I've been through wars.
1:09:33 I still like you the way you look.
1:09:36 Okay.
1:09:41 Some people like old olds, you know.
1:09:43 Nothing wrong with
1:09:44 What are you doing?
1:09:45 What are you What is this?
1:09:47 What?
1:09:48 There's nothing wrong with that.
1:09:49 But you just saying it funny.
1:09:53 Well, you know, even if you were 40, I'd still love you the same.
1:09:58 Oh, really?
1:09:58 Even if I had no subscribers.
1:10:03 Well,
1:10:03 oh, no.
1:10:03 Come on.
1:10:04 Yeah.
1:10:04 No, of course.
1:10:04 I mean, I mean I mean, yeah, of course I would.
1:10:07 Of course I would.
1:10:08 Of course I would.
1:10:12 I mean, I'd think differently of you, you know.
1:10:15 Of course.
1:10:16 Of course.
1:10:17 But like, you know.
1:10:18 No, I just meant it.
1:10:19 I didn't even mean it.
1:10:20 If I if I had no subscribers, you still might be the same.
1:10:24 Well, you know what?
1:10:25 As long as you had YouTube rank, if you if you lost YouTube rank No, really.
1:10:28 Really?
1:10:30 Well, you know, YouTube rank's no YouTube rank on Hypixel.
1:10:35 I mean, YouTube, you're not bad, aren't you?
1:10:37 Yeah.
1:10:38 Yeah.
1:10:38 I mean,
1:10:39 all right.
1:10:40 I'm making my nice
1:10:40 I won't be adding your Discord without YouTube rank.
1:10:43 Yeah, I feel you.
1:10:43 I do actually get that.
1:10:46 What I think you should do, I actually think that's a nice idea, Freddy,
1:10:49 is trying to connect with your spiritual side and trying to find,
1:10:52 you know, trying to find God for you.
1:10:55 Do you want to know what I've been
1:10:56 doing recently to connect with my spiritual side?
1:10:59 What?
1:10:59 It's been helping with my mental health a lot, actually.
1:11:01 Why is it?
1:11:02 Um, it is [Music] cold showers.
1:11:12 That was the shittest thing in the world.
1:11:17 Wow.
1:11:18 Cold showers.
1:11:18 How else can I connect with my emotional sauna?
1:11:21 Surely you sauna in cold.
1:11:22 You should try it.
1:11:23 You should try it.
1:11:24 Cold shower.
1:11:25 Yeah.
1:11:25 Come on.
1:11:26 Come on.
1:11:26 Oh, I don't know.
1:11:27 I'm I'm nervous.
1:11:29 Wait.
1:11:29 Wait.
1:11:29 Wait.
1:11:30 Let me just Let me uh I can make this a little better.
1:11:32 Look.
1:11:33 Yeah.
1:11:33 Yeah.
1:11:33 No.
1:11:33 Yeah.
1:11:33 Yeah.
1:11:34 I'm not the best at, you know, I can.
1:11:37 All right.
1:11:37 I'm ready.
1:11:37 I'm ready.
1:11:39 All right.
1:11:39 Turn it on.
1:11:40 Oh, you didn't place it in.
1:11:41 You just placed it on me.
1:11:42 Oh, I don't know how to do this.
1:11:45 Ah.
1:11:46 Oh, it's chilly.
1:11:47 Okay.
1:11:48 Also, it's Wait, let me get fully in there.
1:11:51 Let me get fully in.
1:11:52 I'm not I swear I'm not doing it right.
1:11:53 Yeah.
1:11:53 Get Get in there.
1:11:54 Get in there.
1:11:55 I'm ready.
1:11:55 I'm ready.
1:11:56 I'm ready.
1:11:58 Oh, that is chilly, mate.
1:12:00 Oh, don't drown.
1:12:01 Remember to breathe.
1:12:03 Yeah, that's good advice for all of the viewers out there.
1:12:07 Right, let's get to building our homes, mate.
1:12:08 Do you know what I mean?
1:12:09 But if you want to build some things for mental health, that would be gorgeous.
1:12:12 No, no, I can build mine.
1:12:12 You build yours, mate.
1:12:14 Build build some things for mental health.
1:12:16 H in it.
1:12:17 You're a calm ambassador.
1:12:20 I'm not.
1:12:20 But you know, uh I do like calm a lot.
1:12:23 I'm not an ambassador.
1:12:24 I'm just, you know, do the old charity stream.
1:12:26 You know what I mean?
1:12:28 Sorry.
1:12:29 Bit of fun.
1:12:30 I mean, look, comes I would be an ambassador.
1:12:34 Feel like a source.
1:12:38 He's not guys.
1:12:38 He's not an ambassador.
1:12:39 They don't care about my mental health.
1:12:41 That's
1:12:41 No, no.
1:12:41 I literally I care about your mental health.
1:12:43 They do.
1:12:43 They do.
1:12:44 I You know what?
1:12:45 You got to look on the positive sides of uh being depressed, you know.
1:12:50 Yeah.
1:12:50 Go on.
1:12:50 Please enlighten me.
1:12:52 Well, you know, they say time flies when you're having fun.
1:12:55 So, if you're not having fun, you get to live for longer.
1:12:59 Yeah, that's true, Fred.
1:13:00 That is That is No one's ever thought about it like that, have they?
1:13:03 No, that's true, Fred.
1:13:03 It has been a very long winter.
1:13:05 As the Beatles sang, it's been a long, cold, lonely winter.
1:13:07 Yeah, but you've got to embrace that.
1:13:10 Truth, Freddy, I have embraced it.
1:13:12 Think if you were having fun, you wouldn't have even realized winter happened.
1:13:15 Bang, a year's just passed.
1:13:16 I truly realize winter's happened.
1:13:18 It's actually really Yeah, I really How can I not?
1:13:24 Oh, I don't know.
1:13:25 I tell you what, try and disconnect from your problems.
1:13:29 Pretend they didn't happen.
1:13:32 The lie.
1:13:34 Yeah.
1:13:34 What are you making for your ass?
1:13:37 I don't know.
1:13:37 I made a little turret a while ago, but it's not very good.
1:13:41 And I don't know.
1:13:42 Are you going to live near me?
1:13:43 I'm going to make I really did.
1:13:45 I'm going to make the cold snake house
1:13:46 and then I'm going to um write my Bruce parodies.
1:13:52 I just I really love my house, you know.
1:13:54 Still kind of getting
1:13:55 I love my house in it.
1:13:58 Okay.
1:13:58 Um Colt's Neck.
1:14:00 This is the land that we live in now.
1:14:03 Cult's Neck.
1:14:06 Yeah.
1:14:06 Wow.
1:14:06 That's
1:14:08 What does it even mean?
1:14:09 It's a part of New Jersey in real life.
1:14:11 It's where Bruce wrote Nebraska.
1:14:12 Do you know about Bruce's ne Do you know?
1:14:14 Have you listened to Nebraska?
1:14:16 Um well, look look um actually incredible.
1:14:19 All the rules all the rules uh about Bruce Springsteen.
1:14:23 I didn't I didn't exactly follow them.
1:14:25 I must I missed the rules, bro.
1:14:26 There were so many rules on this server back in the heyday.
1:14:29 And now there's all these[ __] rule breakers.
1:14:32 Piss me off.
1:14:34 I think there's a balance, you know.
1:14:37 No, there's rules.
1:14:40 Well, surely you're not going to make us follow some rules.
1:14:43 But yeah, Cultnet doesn't have rules because it's a place
1:14:45 that's been built in order to survive away from rule.
1:14:49 I guess it does have rules.
1:14:50 I guess I haven't made them yet.
1:14:52 We'll make them together though cuz it's, you know,
1:14:54 well, as long as I can get involved just cuz, you know,
1:14:56 the only thing I didn't like about New Jersey was that, you know, it was
1:14:59 Yeah, it was my land.
1:15:00 I didn't even know that we was going to take land.
1:15:02 I want a dictatorship.
1:15:03 It was just my land in it.
1:15:04 It's mine.
1:15:05 You know what I mean?
1:15:05 If it's if it's your ball, you can go home when you want.
1:15:09 You know what I mean?
1:15:10 And you can go.
1:15:10 It's my ball.
1:15:11 You're not having it.
1:15:13 I see.
1:15:13 I see.
1:15:14 Well, make sure you replant these saplings, mate.
1:15:16 Yeah.
1:15:17 Don't worry.
1:15:17 I planted loads.
1:15:19 We could make a a little sky.
1:15:22 Um we can make some tributes to Hypixel Fred if this is our land.
1:15:25 Oh, okay.
1:15:27 Oh, look.
1:15:28 Look.
1:15:28 I just my chat's spamming blood for the I think my chat want us to make
1:15:31 a techno religion which Freddy I'll be
1:15:33 honest with you feels slightly in bad faith.
1:15:36 It it it feels a little bit wrong.
1:15:38 Given he's given he's a bit genuinely
1:15:43 Yeah.
1:15:42 in it, chat.
1:15:42 I think maybe we maybe a little bit um tacky.
1:15:48 A little bit t little bit tacky that one.
1:15:49 Little bit out of touch that one.
1:15:54 Do you know what I mean?
1:15:54 Not a lot out of touch, but just enough that that it's not right.
1:15:58 But but you know, he's in our hearts.
1:16:00 What's your most important thing?
1:16:03 A
1:16:02 um little bit disrespectful.
1:16:04 Yeah.
1:16:04 Yeah.
1:16:04 No, they're not they're not for the idea, actually.
1:16:08 Yeah.
1:16:13 Okay.
1:16:14 Uh yeah, I'm going to build my house just on the other side of this mound.
1:16:18 All right.
1:16:18 Okay.
1:16:20 What have you I I I like that you think you could find love, my friend.
1:16:25 I think love is a wonderful thing.
1:16:27 Tell us.
1:16:27 Do you not think you can find love?
1:16:29 I don't know.
1:16:30 Tell us about Tell us about what you're thinking, Freddy.
1:16:32 Tell us your thoughts, mate.
1:16:34 Do what I mean.
1:16:36 Well, um, you know what?
1:16:38 Maybe you need a companion, someone to really show you what love is.
1:16:44 No, I've No, no, no.
1:16:45 I'm doing I'm actually I've got my own sort
1:16:47 of sort of way I'm steering wheel where way I'm looking.
1:16:56 Right.
1:16:56 How was your day?
1:16:57 What about Did you go sauna today in real We can just I I did actually.
1:17:01 Yeah.
1:17:01 No, it was it was very nice.
1:17:03 Told you my arm a little bit.
1:17:05 What's the mountain mental benefits of the sauna?
1:17:08 The mental benefits.
1:17:09 Oh, you don't even know.
1:17:11 You don't even know.
1:17:12 It's I don't even know.
1:17:13 I just feel amazing.
1:17:15 Tell them tell them all about the uh the sauna.
1:17:17 Well, it's great for your heart.
1:17:19 Decreases your chance of having a stroke by a lot of
1:17:23 I think you need to build a sauna.
1:17:27 To be fair, what I'm doing right now isn't isn't too far off.
1:17:30 I think it I think that's the right thing to do.
1:17:33 Yeah.
1:17:33 Yeah.
1:17:34 Okay.
1:17:34 I need a I need a few lanterns.
1:17:36 I need to make a a stove for wood.
1:17:38 Get a campfire.
1:17:39 Get a campfire.
1:17:40 Yeah.
1:17:40 How do I make one of those?
1:17:42 Oh,[ __] nos.
1:17:45 Um is this Oh.
1:17:48 Uh how?
1:17:49 Oh, wait.
1:17:49 Okay.
1:17:50 Yeah.
1:17:50 No.
1:17:52 So, this is Oh, we got a cold shower right next to it as well.
1:17:56 This is beautiful.
1:17:57 Oh, that is gorgeous.
1:17:59 Okay.
1:17:59 So, this is like two separate How does
1:18:01 this How was I originally planning this, guys?
1:18:03 This is make I'm surely I'm missing a Oh, yeah.
1:18:05 Okay.
1:18:05 Here.
1:18:08 All right.
1:18:08 Okay.
1:18:09 I'm just building.
1:18:09 I'm literally trying to figure out my house for you,
1:18:10 but it's confusing the[ __] out of me.
1:18:12 No, no.
1:18:13 Hey, hey, don't be so hard on this.
1:18:15 It's confusing me, man.
1:18:16 I always build him, but I'm doing it alone.
1:18:18 I was doing it with the help of amazing Lucas, mate.
1:18:21 Oh, well, he's not amazing, is he?
1:18:22 He's a knobhead cuz he betrayed me.
1:18:24 He's a snake.
1:18:25 He's a snake.
1:18:25 He not a little knobhead.
1:18:29 Yeah, ma'am.
1:18:32 Where's Tubbo when you need him?
1:18:33 Do you know what I mean?
1:18:34 I don't know.
1:18:34 Where is Tubbo?
1:18:38 Guys, where's freaking Tubbo and like Aspbury Park?
1:18:44 They took my pier, mate.
1:18:46 Bro, I was going to build Asbury Park.
1:18:49 Well, it pains me.
1:18:50 You still can.
1:18:52 Yeah, but look, life will always get better.
1:18:57 It will get worse sometimes though as well.
1:18:59 Quite a lot more.
1:19:00 Um,
1:19:01 yeah, generally, I'll be honest with you, it's still on a big downturn.
1:19:04 Yeah, but you know, it could always be worse.
1:19:08 All right, remember that things could always be worse.
1:19:10 You could be lost in the desert.
1:19:13 You could be I could be lost.
1:19:16 You could be You could be get you could be getting attacked by snakes.
1:19:20 That to be fair that was does all sound relatively worse.
1:19:23 Yeah.
1:19:24 See, and now you can stop.
1:19:30 That looked good.
1:19:31 Not really.
1:19:32 We just put torches down.
1:19:33 I'm getting um treated not very nicely, actually.
1:19:37 This is my bedroom.
1:19:39 We could be part of New York, you know.
1:19:42 No, we Oh.
1:19:43 Oh, god.
1:19:43 I thought you were suggesting that.
1:19:45 I actually nearly had a panic attack then.
1:19:46 No.
1:19:46 No.
1:19:47 Don't worry.
1:19:48 I would never do that.
1:19:48 I would never do that.
1:19:50 Okay.
1:19:52 What do you think the floor should be?
1:19:54 Can I borrow one iron?
1:19:56 You can borrow three iron.
1:19:59 You're too kind.
1:19:59 You I know I am.
1:20:00 I know.
1:20:01 You don't deserve me.
1:20:03 What should I make the floor spru?
1:20:06 What if it's like this?
1:20:08 Oh, that's nice.
1:20:09 I like that.
1:20:10 I like that.
1:20:16 What if it's like Yeah.
1:20:17 Yeah.
1:20:17 Yeah.
1:20:18 Oh, wait.
1:20:19 It's going to be like this.
1:20:21 Look, change isn't always a bad thing.
1:20:26 Yeah, that looks good, bro.
1:20:35 I guess I didn't really need to use Hey, oi oi oi.
1:20:41 Hey, stop it.
1:20:42 Actually, banging me out.
1:20:45 Hey, don't let him take control of you like that again.
1:20:49 Thanks, Fred.
1:20:50 You deserve better than that.
1:20:52 All right.
1:20:52 Yeah, I did.
1:20:52 You know what?
1:20:53 I do deserve better than to be beat up by[ __] zombies.
1:20:55 You're also smelling glass after what you said earlier.
1:20:59 We ain't talking for a while, mate.
1:21:00 Harry,
1:21:04 what did he say earlier?
1:21:11 Oh, there's loads of charcoal.
1:21:12 This house actually looks nice.
1:21:17 I think.
1:21:18 Does it?
1:21:20 Yeah, that looks all right.
1:21:23 [Music] Yeah, I smell some glass, man.
1:21:30 Floor out of side barrels.
1:21:32 Nah, cuz I don't like that.
1:21:33 Then you can right click the floor, you know.
1:21:37 Yeah, that's true.
1:21:38 Oh, never mind.
1:21:38 That does look sick.
1:21:39 Oh, and then I can keep secrets in there.
1:21:41 Oh, yeah.
1:21:42 Okay.
1:21:44 [Music] So, what what else did I miss?
1:21:50 It's all right.
1:21:51 Are you okay?
1:21:52 Yeah, I'm all right.
1:21:52 Well, Rya joined.
1:21:53 Um, we had a good day and then Schlatt joined and just tried to murder Ray.
1:21:57 I tell you what, we could do with their food supply
1:21:58 cuz we're going to have to[ __] like just keep Robin from
1:22:01 We really We're poor right now.
1:22:03 We're really poor.
1:22:04 So, we both So, you're a we're Why do we both say we're citizens of Colts Neck?
1:22:09 Yeah.
1:22:09 Yeah.
1:22:10 I citizens of Colts Neck.
1:22:11 We need to be a citizen or somewhere
1:22:13 citizens of Colts Neck and we don't have no rules right now.
1:22:18 Yeah.
1:22:19 Okay.
1:22:18 We will.
1:22:19 Hey, look.
1:22:19 All I'm saying is co owners.
1:22:22 I don't want to miss this.
1:22:23 Uh, but he did start.
1:22:24 No, no, no, no, no.
1:22:25 I'm definitely the I'm definitely party leader, but you can be You can be
1:22:27 No, no, no, no.
1:22:28 I I found the Get off your high horse.
1:22:31 What have you done?
1:22:32 Did I How is it, mate?
1:22:33 Would you Yes, I've made a new I don't need you.
1:22:35 I don't need you.
1:22:36 I know.
1:22:37 Yes, you do.
1:22:37 Yes, you do.
1:22:38 I lift you up.
1:22:39 No, you need me.
1:22:39 I don't need you.
1:22:40 Don't quote cheering on me.
1:22:41 You're not cuz I know I cheer better than you cuz right now I'm sorry.
1:22:49 Let's hug.
1:22:50 All right.
1:22:51 Sorry.
1:22:51 I'm sorry.
1:22:52 Look, Freddy.
1:22:52 All right.
1:22:54 I can't be co-owners cuz I have trust issues.
1:22:56 I will allow you to be head mod.
1:23:03 It's not going to work.
1:23:03 Head admin.
1:23:06 Hey, this is exactly why everyone turned on you before.
1:23:10 It's why people turn to me before.
1:23:11 They turn on me cuz they're knobheaded heads and they have got no taste.
1:23:17 No, you took control.
1:23:17 Yeah, because I'm the best, mate.
1:23:19 And I know.
1:23:20 No, you're not the best and you know it.
1:23:24 Otherwise, you wouldn't be so sad.
1:23:27 __] hell.
1:23:28 All right,
1:23:28 you pathetic little loser.
1:23:30 What is this about?
1:23:32 I am I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not headmod.
1:23:35 I'm I'm co owner.
1:23:36 Fine.
1:23:37 Co-owner, but I have server password.
1:23:40 All right.
1:23:40 And I got the backup email.
1:23:42 Do you know what I mean?
1:23:43 All right.
1:23:43 All right.
1:23:43 But you're backup email.
1:23:46 No, I'm not being mean, chat.
1:23:48 Tensions in Colt Snake.
1:23:49 The girls are fighting.
1:23:50 Fine.
1:23:50 Fine.
1:23:50 Co-owners, but don't betray me.
1:23:52 All right.
1:23:52 Let me tell you, Freddy betray you.
1:23:55 You haven't betrayed me so far in my whole life.
1:23:57 That's true.
1:23:58 But you never do know, don't you?
1:24:02 It's true.
1:24:02 All right.
1:24:03 Fine.
1:24:03 Fine.
1:24:03 Co-owners, let's shake on it.
1:24:06 I'll shake on it.
1:24:06 I'll shake on it.
1:24:08 Can't see you.
1:24:09 I'll even I'll I'll have a little peck on the uh You don't have
1:24:12 You don't have to kiss always.
1:24:14 But why?
1:24:15 But why?
1:24:17 Because it's just we don't always have to.
1:24:19 But But kissing releases endorphins.
1:24:22 And you're rubbing all your all your binders on me, mate.
1:24:25 And it's fine, but like just like Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:24:28 Hey, hey, hey.
1:24:28 I mean, look, there's nothing there's nothing
1:24:31 wrong with being kind to another friend.
1:24:32 There's nothing gay about that.
1:24:34 All right.
1:24:35 I just want to compliment a friend.
1:24:36 It is a bit gay if you keep want to snog me.
1:24:39 Well, no, it's not.
1:24:40 Yes, it is gay.
1:24:40 If you want to snog That's That's fine.
1:24:43 That's fine.
1:24:44 But it's a bit gay.
1:24:46 No, it's not.
1:24:46 Yes, it is.
1:24:47 It's obviously a bit gay if you want to snog me.
1:24:50 Why is it Why does it have to be gay?
1:24:51 Why can't I just You keep not.
1:24:54 No, that's gay.
1:24:54 That's a bit gay.
1:24:55 Out with you for fun.
1:24:56 You No, you can make out with me,
1:24:58 but it's gay and I don't want to make out with you.
1:25:00 It's not gay if I If I'm If I'm not into it, it's not gay.
1:25:03 You are into it.
1:25:04 No, it's still gay if you're not Is it still gay if you're not into it?
1:25:08 See, got you there.
1:25:09 I don't know.
1:25:11 Gay is in chat.
1:25:11 Is it gay if you're not into it?
1:25:15 It's It's I don't think so.
1:25:20 Oh, this is a bold I don't know.
1:25:23 I couldn't tell.
1:25:24 I don't think so.
1:25:25 It's about half split in my depends.
1:25:27 Yeah.
1:25:27 Yeah.
1:25:28 Yeah.
1:25:29 In my opinion, no.
1:25:30 See the Well, there you go.
1:25:31 All right.
1:25:31 Frog's a game.
1:25:34 I don't know.
1:25:39 I think it's okay.
1:25:40 Personally, you think everything's okay, mate?
1:25:44 Yeah.
1:25:44 Look, I say we make this new land a bit like a Let's make it a resort.
1:25:48 Let's make it fun.
1:25:50 That doesn't mean snogging we have to snog.
1:25:53 No, it doesn't.
1:25:54 But, you know, that could be one element
1:25:56 that people It could be a Look, we need tourism.
1:25:59 No, we don't need tourism.
1:26:00 We're exiled.
1:26:00 We actually need less people coming here.
1:26:03 You're Let's Let's remind you again.
1:26:04 You're exiled.
1:26:06 I'm exiled.
1:26:07 I'm doing all right.
1:26:08 People don't hate me that much.
1:26:09 I mean, don't get me wrong.
1:26:10 Yeah.
1:26:10 They took my house and and they, you know,
1:26:14 I don't think they like you as much as you reckon.
1:26:16 Kill me.
1:26:16 And
1:26:20 no, don't do a big sigh.
1:26:21 Don't do a sigh like that.
1:26:23 You're right.
1:26:24 Oh, no.
1:26:25 No.
1:26:25 Cuz now you Now, no.
1:26:26 Cuz now I feel all bad.
1:26:28 Stop it.
1:26:29 No, you're right.
1:26:30 Stop.
1:26:30 You're playing the little victim.
1:26:32 Everyone likes you, friend.
1:26:33 They don't like me.
1:26:34 Yes, they have.
1:26:34 You know they have.
1:26:35 No,
1:26:35 they haven't.
1:26:36 You're literally one of the likable fellas.
1:26:38 No, they just pretend.
1:26:39 They just No, they don't.
1:26:40 Shut up.
1:26:42 No, it's true.
1:26:44 I want my bookshelves back.
1:26:48 Yeah, I'm only talking to you cuz you're the only person who,
1:26:50 you know, at least doesn't kill me.
1:26:52 That's the only reason you're talking to me cuz I don't murder you or
1:26:55 spit in my face or who spits in your face?
1:27:00 No, you're just bringing up your school bullies now.
1:27:02 Oh, yeah.
1:27:02 I know.
1:27:03 Sorry, that was real life, not Minecraft.
1:27:05 My bad.
1:27:08 Droppers.
1:27:07 It's not you.
1:27:08 It is imposer.
1:27:10 I just given up the door though.
1:27:12 Bloody hell.
1:27:13 Get to my basement.
1:27:14 Get to my basement.
1:27:15 He looks a lot like you though.
1:27:16 He looks a[ __] lot like you.
1:27:18 What the hell?
1:27:19 He looks a[ __] imposter.
1:27:21 What?
1:27:21 What's he doing?
1:27:21 Why is he holding bamboo?
1:27:23 Dirty dirty man.
1:27:25 Dirty man.
1:27:26 Scab.
1:27:27 __] off.
1:27:27 Scab.
1:27:28 Scab.
1:27:28 Scab.
1:27:29 What does scab mean?
1:27:30 Um, scab is uh it's all the miners who
1:27:34 um went back to work during the strike in Nottingham.
1:27:36 They're all scabs.
1:27:39 We are scabs.
1:27:40 Why is it?
1:27:42 Yeah, you scab.
1:27:43 I've never heard that.
1:27:44 I don't Excuse Oh,[ __] He thinks he's all thinking he's out.
1:27:49 It's Ly TV.
1:27:51 Come in.
1:27:52 You better watch it, friend.
1:27:54 Thinking he's out.
1:27:55 Yeah, it's L.
1:27:56 It's Ly.
1:27:57 Yo.
1:27:58 No.
1:27:58 Can't do any of the other ones.
1:28:02 He took me doors.
1:28:06 Giz back.
1:28:07 Robin doors.
1:28:08 The not bed.
1:28:09 Robin doors.
1:28:10 Actual noted.
1:28:10 Thinking coming in here.
1:28:12 Wa.
1:28:12 Get out of here.
1:28:12 Get off, man.
1:28:13 He's placing bamboo.
1:28:14 He's trying to claim us.
1:28:15 That's how they claim us.
1:28:16 Get off us VC.
1:28:17 Freddy.
1:28:17 Freddy.
1:28:17 No.
1:28:17 No.
1:28:18 No.
1:28:18 Freddy.
1:28:18 Freddy.
1:28:18 Don't engage in too much combat.
1:28:19 That's going to get badness.
1:28:22 I just don't like this guy.
1:28:23 I'm not trying to be on badness right now, Freddy.
1:28:24 I'm not even in full diamond.
1:28:26 What's this knob think he's doing?
1:28:30 __][ __] everywhere.
1:28:31 Probably Hello.
1:28:33 Hello.
1:28:34 Hello.
1:28:36 Why the hostility, man?
1:28:38 Cuz you kick me out and you showing up at my door,
1:28:40 banging your way through my house thinking you're hard.
1:28:42 Yeah, you're not hard.
1:28:43 Oh, you st your slad.
1:28:46 banging you into my house.
1:28:48 Who do you think you are?
1:28:49 Who do you think you are?
1:28:50 Big man, you're nothing.
1:28:51 Yeah, take this, man.
1:28:52 It's on the house.
1:28:53 __] off.
1:28:53 I don't want your bamboo.
1:28:54 You dirty bamboo.
1:28:58 Actually stinks of[ __]
1:28:59 Oh, you're really ped up.
1:29:00 What happened, man?
1:29:03 Oh, Freddy.
1:29:04 Freddy, I swear down this guy's got skiage.
1:29:10 Oh, yeah.
1:29:11 Yeah.
1:29:11 I ain't heard that[ __] since year nine, mate.
1:29:14 No, I swear you actually got ski.
1:29:18 Wow.
1:29:18 Wait, no.
1:29:18 Wait, obviously you got skillage.
1:29:20 Like skills to pay the bills.
1:29:21 Yeah, you got skills, man.
1:29:23 Not the disease, right?
1:29:24 I swear on you got skill.
1:29:25 I'm sure you're I'm sure you're well acquainted with.
1:29:27 Wait, you got Wait, do you have Minecraft disease?
1:29:33 Minecraft.
1:29:32 You got You've got Minecraft.
1:29:35 Freddy, shut the door.
1:29:36 Freddy, shut the door.
1:29:39 Get away from me.
1:29:41 You got Minecraft Bundes.
1:29:42 He's burning down my house.
1:29:43 You stop it, you.
1:29:45 Oh, that was that was actually Harry.
1:29:46 That weren't me.
1:29:46 What do you want with us, man?
1:29:47 What do you want?
1:29:47 Harry would never kick me out.
1:29:49 You cannot gone.
1:29:52 That was him.
1:29:52 That was burn the house.
1:29:53 Hey, Freddy.
1:29:53 I think I've just came up with a shared rule for us, mate.
1:29:56 Oh, okay.
1:29:56 I'm up for I'm up for a shared rule cuz we have rules over here, Lukey TV.
1:30:01 We have rules, mate.
1:30:02 You have rules you have to follow.
1:30:04 Come up here.
1:30:04 Check out Colts Neck rules.
1:30:06 We love rules.
1:30:11 All right.
1:30:11 You do have fun.
1:30:12 Feel free to make a trip to the sauna anytime.
1:30:14 Look, look.
1:30:15 Three sauners allowed.
1:30:16 Sauna's allowed.
1:30:17 No way.
1:30:17 You have a[ __] sauna.
1:30:21 No way.
1:30:22 Read this, Lucas.
1:30:23 Read this.
1:30:24 Actually, got past the Minecraft capture.
1:30:26 No knobheads of which you are.
1:30:29 So, you will not be getting in.
1:30:31 You will not be allowed in here, mate.
1:30:32 No knobs.
1:30:33 You have to make a self assessment for the for the knobhead thing.
1:30:36 But Oh, you got you got to You stole my doors.
1:30:38 You actually robbed my doors.
1:30:42 actually could be an average Harry actually thinks he can just rob my doors.
1:30:52 Yeah, that's pretty just and placing the bamboo
1:30:54 is a sign of massive disrespect to me.
1:30:57 He's coming in here bambooing up the joint.
1:31:00 __] that.
1:31:05 Is he Is he Oh, he's gone.
1:31:07 He's gone.
1:31:08 Pathetic.
1:31:08 Freddy, just like Bruce, by the way, when it reaches nighttime,
1:31:11 I'm going to be able to make uh my inspired tune.
1:31:15 That's beautiful.
1:31:17 No, but I need, if you can help me,
1:31:19 I need some orange dye for the and some more wool for the carpets.
1:31:22 Oh, wait.
1:31:23 In my old house, there was orange dye.
1:31:25 Freddy, could you go on a heist and get me orange dye?
1:31:28 Yeah, I can I can go back to my old home.
1:31:30 I just technically it's still mine, you know.
1:31:33 Yeah, go back to the home.
1:31:33 Go back.
1:31:34 They just They just have these doors.
1:31:36 I guess I can go check on the hosting stuff.
1:31:39 I don't know.
1:31:41 That would actually be amazing if you could cuz then I'd
1:31:42 be able to um I just need a ton of orange dye.
1:31:46 Okay, I'll be back soon.
1:31:47 I'll be back soon.
1:31:48 Thank you.
1:31:48 My GM.
1:31:48 Are you staying in VC?
1:31:50 Yeah.
1:31:50 Yeah, I can.
1:31:50 You made it sound like you're going to leave me and I actually got a little
1:31:53 Oh, I I'll never leave you.
1:31:54 I'll never leave.
1:31:55 My GM.
1:31:56 Yeah, man.
1:31:57 I'll always be here.
1:32:02 Probably.
1:32:00 Get yourself a friend like Freddy, guys.
1:32:05 actually sell Freddy's.
1:32:07 That could be a business.
1:32:08 I literally did that, mate.
1:32:09 I sold binders.
1:32:11 Oh, yeah.
1:32:12 Tell you very successful.
1:32:13 B is different to Freddy though.
1:32:14 Binders are You see what I mean?
1:32:16 Bind is a lot less uh Binda's a lot more pervy.
1:32:21 He is a bit pervy as well, isn't he?
1:32:23 Yeah, he is.
1:32:23 He is.
1:32:25 Yeah, we could.
1:32:27 It's not his fault, though.
1:32:29 No.
1:32:29 God, no.
1:32:29 No, no, no, no, no, no.
1:32:31 Okay, I'm at my uh I'm at my Airbnb.
1:32:34 All right.
1:32:36 I I don't know why it's still called It's called Harry's G.
1:32:38 Oh, wow.
1:32:38 There's a lot of stuff in
1:32:39 I think they've taken your flat, you know.
1:32:42 Well, technically technically they haven't taken it.
1:32:45 Technically, it's still mine.
1:32:46 They're just if you want confront them about it.
1:32:50 I just, you know, I if we go on to uh thingy, I have to[ __]
1:32:54 go to New York, I have to
1:32:56 I have to have my armor up, mate, cuz at any time I could get jumped.
1:33:01 Yeah.
1:33:02 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
1:33:05 Oh wow, I found a found a to-do list.
1:33:12 Oh no, they've taken the orange dye.
1:33:16 I've got light blue dye and black dye.
1:33:20 Wait, I can make orange dye.
1:33:30 And you make me orange dye.
1:33:32 Oh, wait.
1:33:32 No, I can't.
1:33:33 I thought you could with light gray dye and red.
1:33:35 I need red and yellow, you know.
1:33:37 Is it yellow?
1:33:38 Oh, red or yellow.
1:33:40 Oh, I can do that.
1:33:41 Getting No way.
1:33:42 Really?
1:33:43 Oh, Turbo.
1:33:43 Wait, he could be our savior.
1:33:45 Do you think we'd Would we let him join Colt's neck?
1:33:48 I mean, I guess so.
1:33:50 Would you want to?
1:33:51 Well, he can't be he can't be owner, obviously.
1:33:53 He can't be joiner.
1:33:56 I think I think we let him.
1:33:58 I think I think we're friendly to Tubbo as long as he doesn't ally
1:34:00 with them cuz we have a bit of a sort of sides going right now.
1:34:04 Yeah, I think we I think we need Tobo on our side.
1:34:06 I must admit, we need our side.
1:34:09 It might be nice to have Turbo on our side.
1:34:15 House is in New York.
1:34:16 Really?
1:34:18 Yeah, but so was mine.
1:34:19 So was Yeah.
1:34:20 You know what I mean?
1:34:20 He hasn't logged on to change his ways, bro.
1:34:22 Chill.
1:34:23 You know what I mean?
1:34:26 I'm still annoyed that Harry took my depressed boots.
1:34:28 That would solve all of our problems.
1:34:30 That would literally help me a lot.
1:34:32 Maybe that's what we should ask.
1:34:33 Could you try and get them back?
1:34:35 Yeah.
1:34:35 Should I go on a mission and get them back?
1:34:36 I I'll come with you in a minute.
1:34:38 Let me just um
1:34:39 Okay.
1:34:39 I've got two orange dye and I've got
1:34:41 If I can just get some orange wool,
1:34:43 then I'll be able to um perform be able to perform.
1:34:49 Yeah, I do kind of want my um
1:34:52 I have my Average Harry one.
1:34:55 Do you have any wool?
1:35:07 There's the orange dye.
1:35:08 Oh, thank you.
1:35:09 My
1:35:10 got some yellow as well.
1:35:10 So, we get some we love Freddy in the chat.
1:35:13 A stop it.
1:35:14 Stop it.
1:35:15 No, but we should.
1:35:16 We should.
1:35:16 That'd be great.
1:35:17 No,
1:35:17 mate.
1:35:17 Sorry.
1:35:18 It's all right.
1:35:25 Guys, by the way, this server is a results day present.
1:35:30 Oh, for all of my amazing student
1:35:32 fans that have just finished results are tomorrow.
1:35:36 I know this is a guys, I hope you get all your results.
1:35:40 Yeah.
1:35:40 And if you don't, um, that's going to be
1:35:43 There is a actual knobhead on our land being a knobhead.
1:35:47 Where a phantom?
1:35:48 Oh, I hate those.
1:35:49 Oh, sort him out, Fred.
1:35:50 Sort him out.
1:35:51 I I'll try.
1:35:52 __] Lucas just died.
1:35:53 __] Lucas.
1:35:54 __] Died.
1:35:56 __] Pants.
1:35:58 Wow.
1:35:58 You're pissing me off, mate.
1:36:01 Yeah.
1:36:01 Go on.
1:36:01 Go on.
1:36:02 Go on.
1:36:02 Go on.
1:36:02 Go on.
1:36:02 Go on.
1:36:03 Go on.
1:36:03 Go on.
1:36:03 Go on.
1:36:04 MG shots.
1:36:08 Wow.
1:36:08 That was sick.
1:36:10 To be fair, it wasn't that MLG if I'm totally completely honest.
1:36:13 It was he was Yeah, but you you should you should use that.
1:36:16 That could be your your go-to weapon.
1:36:18 I could be your the bow.
1:36:19 You think I could be an archer?
1:36:21 Yeah, I think you might be.
1:36:23 I think that could be your signature move.
1:36:25 Really?
1:36:27 Yeah.
1:36:26 I've never been an archer before.
1:36:28 I'm always a sword guy.
1:36:30 Maybe that's sick.
1:36:32 Maybe that's why you keep going wrong.
1:36:34 Cuz I've never been an archer.
1:36:36 Yeah, you've always gone with what you feel comfortable with.
1:36:39 But maybe you need to take a risk for once.
1:36:42 __] Guys, is Freddy spitting F ax right now?
1:36:45 That spells facts, by the way.
1:36:48 That's sick, man.
1:36:49 That's so cool.
1:36:51 What is You spell You spelled a word with the letters.
1:36:58 I don't know how to do that.
1:36:59 Freddy obviously does have dyslexia, so like for you,
1:37:01 spelling is much more impressive than it would be for the average.
1:37:04 How do you make a campfire?
1:37:06 Um, you need logs.
1:37:07 I'm going to try being an archer.
1:37:09 I've never even done that.
1:37:09 I'm actually going to try it.
1:37:10 Do it.
1:37:10 Do it.
1:37:11 I believe.
1:37:11 I believe.
1:37:12 Did you get me some spruce?
1:37:14 Uh, yeah.
1:37:14 I'll get you some spruce.
1:37:15 Unless you have any or do you have any spruce?
1:37:17 I could just uh I have it I have planks but not logs.
1:37:19 Oh yeah, planks is all I need.
1:37:20 I just need some spruce planks into slabs.
1:37:25 Beautiful.
1:37:25 No, you're beautiful.
1:37:27 A we can be beautiful together.
1:37:29 Beautiful bros.
1:37:30 Yeah,[ __] it.
1:37:31 I'll be an archer.
1:37:31 That sounds fun, mate.
1:37:34 Should I put the SP?
1:37:35 I got I put it in there.
1:37:36 Oh, wait.
1:37:36 We just bring it up to me.
1:37:37 I'm just on the roof.
1:37:38 That'd be so helpful.
1:37:39 You know what?
1:37:40 Just for you.
1:37:41 Just for you.
1:37:41 Oh, thank you, my
1:37:42 I can I don't know how to get onto the roof, though.
1:37:45 You have to whiskey.
1:37:49 Oh my days.
1:37:52 Tom,
1:37:52 you got the tick speed up on this server.
1:37:54 I don't think so.
1:37:54 Why?
1:37:56 Because I've just noticed I saw a fire burn
1:37:57 really quick and all the crops grow really quick.
1:37:59 And when I ever I see a creeper,
1:38:01 it blows up really quick like before I can react.
1:38:03 And I've just started thinking maybe the tick speeds really high.
1:38:06 I haven't upped it.
1:38:09 Well, maybe you have.
1:38:09 No, I haven't.
1:38:10 Why you always blaming me?
1:38:14 So, I've got a song for you.
1:38:16 Okay.
1:38:16 I'd like a song.
1:38:19 Yes.
1:38:19 Singing actually releases endorphins.
1:38:22 Oh, been 4 days since I heard you walk away from me.
1:38:32 Okay.
1:38:31 I didn't know the way.
1:38:33 I didn't have the words to speak.
1:38:37 But all I knew was Tommy's gone and he's not coming home.
1:38:45 Tommy's gone.
1:38:46 Never again.
1:38:47 [Music]
1:38:49 Tommy's gone.
1:38:50 You wrote a song about me, bro.
1:38:51 Yeah, that's all I got so far,
1:38:53 bro.
1:38:53 That's so that's a that's a massive kindness.
1:38:55 It was It was when you you left New Jersey I thought I'd write.
1:38:59 That is actually a huge kindness.
1:39:00 Jack, can I ask you a question?
1:39:02 Do you have any wool?
1:39:05 No.
1:39:05 No.
1:39:06 I'll just have a song for you.
1:39:07 Oh, sorry.
1:39:07 I've still got my my filter on that makes my voice sound better.
1:39:10 Sorry.
1:39:10 Turn off Jack.
1:39:11 Soon I'm going to have a song, bro.
1:39:14 Really?
1:39:14 Is that true?
1:39:15 Yeah, bro.
1:39:18 Why?
1:39:17 Cuz Jack, in my great depression, I've been uh not not in real life, in cannon.
1:39:22 In my also equivalent canon great depression,
1:39:24 which has nothing to do with my real life Great Depression.
1:39:26 I've been uh you know, I've been making something beautiful.
1:39:30 Jack,
1:39:32 that's cool as hell, man.
1:39:33 I know.
1:39:33 Jack,
1:39:33 did you like my song?
1:39:34 Be for real.
1:39:37 wonderful man.
1:39:37 Yeah.
1:39:39 Really compliments your voice very well.
1:39:41 You're an incredible Jack.
1:39:44 Yeah,
1:39:43 that means a lot to me.
1:39:44 Seriously, I only did that because I wanted people to say I was good.
1:39:47 Church hymns.
1:39:47 J Church hymns.
1:39:48 Sorry.
1:39:50 Church.
1:39:49 We don't have any.
1:39:50 We don't have any.
1:39:51 That could be the first one.
1:39:52 Maybe that that that could be our first gym about Tom leaving New Jersey.
1:39:56 You're going to Maybe we'll study that.
1:40:01 Maybe.
1:40:00 It could be, you know.
1:40:02 Do you Oh, that is a beautiful gym.
1:40:04 There's some amazing songs out there.
1:40:06 Trust me.
1:40:08 I reckon this probably fills her.
1:40:11 All I need is some wool.
1:40:12 And I've got the orange dye.
1:40:14 Where's the orange dye?
1:40:15 Oh, yeah.
1:40:16 Already got me two orange dye.
1:40:18 Yeah.
1:40:18 Sorry.
1:40:18 I can't really help you with much else in it.
1:40:20 I'm not even allowed back there.
1:40:24 It's Joshua.
1:40:25 No, you can come to the jack, man.
1:40:27 I know.
1:40:28 But Jesus Joshua gives us the
1:40:32 Hey, look.
1:40:32 If you want, if you want,
1:40:33 if you want like I'm going to build, I'm going to build him Joshua.
1:40:43 Everybody serve Joshua in all our ways and come before his presence singing.
1:40:50 Enter now with praise and
1:40:56 Oh my god.
1:40:57 So, by the way, me and Freddy did go to Christian schools.
1:40:59 Jack's gone on deaf.
1:41:00 I noticed he's gone death.
1:41:02 You don't want to hear his songs.
1:41:04 Oh, wait.
1:41:05 Freddy.
1:41:05 Freddy.
1:41:05 That's how they get us.
1:41:07 Bro, we just started singing religious songs
1:41:09 of our original we're not even a part of.
1:41:11 What the[ __] Freddy?
1:41:12 Yeah, but just to prove that it's not holy.
1:41:14 He hasn't even like embraced us for that.
1:41:19 True.
1:41:18 That don't seem religious to me.
1:41:20 He denied us.
1:41:23 He denied He said we're welcome at any time, but we're not, are we?
1:41:28 __] Oh, I'm stuck in the in my dead dog, but he's not dead.
1:41:34 All right, I need wool.
1:41:35 I really need wool.
1:41:36 You know what?
1:41:36 I'm going to rob some[ __] wool.
1:41:37 I don't give a[ __] Freddy, do you want to come rob some wool with me?
1:41:43 Oh, great.
1:41:43 Freddy's just deafening then.
1:41:44 __] this.
1:41:46 I was getting attacked.
1:41:46 I was getting attacked.
1:41:47 I want to drag out the VC.
1:41:49 Let's drag Rya in.
1:41:51 Oh, Rya.
1:41:51 Rya.
1:41:53 Yes.
1:41:53 How did it go?
1:41:54 Yeah.
1:41:54 What was What's happened?
1:41:55 Tell us.
1:41:56 Wait, wait, wait.
1:41:56 One sec.
1:41:57 One sec.
1:41:57 One sec.
1:41:57 One sec.
1:41:58 All right.
1:41:58 All right.
1:41:59 Hold on.
1:41:59 Hold on.
1:41:59 Hold on.
1:42:00 Oh my god.
1:42:01 Okay.
1:42:02 Five seconds.
1:42:04 Yeah.
1:42:04 Um, well, I'm ready now because I only actually need a freaking second.
1:42:07 Sorry.
1:42:07 Whoa.
1:42:08 Sorry, guys.
1:42:09 Whoa.
1:42:09 Whoa.
1:42:09 What was that hostility about like that?
1:42:11 Whoa.
1:42:11 Whoa.
1:42:11 Whoa.
1:42:11 That's my G.
1:42:13 I'm sorry.
1:42:13 I'm sorry.
1:42:14 Um, he's day one.
1:42:16 He's day one.
1:42:17 G.
1:42:17 Freddy.
1:42:17 Freddy.
1:42:18 I'm sorry, Freddy.
1:42:19 You're amazing.
1:42:19 You're amazing.
1:42:20 You're incredible.
1:42:21 Eyes.
1:42:21 I got lots of Snapchat streaks.
1:42:23 You do.
1:42:24 You have so many.
1:42:24 You got so many.
1:42:25 He's got bad streaks.
1:42:26 You're[ __] viral.
1:42:27 You're viral.
1:42:29 Yeah, man.
1:42:29 I had all my viewers on Snapchat.
1:42:33 Okay.
1:42:32 To to freestyle in there a bit.
1:42:38 Okay.
1:42:38 I meant I meant in a public account in a nice way.
1:42:41 Yeah.
1:42:41 Yeah.
1:42:41 Yeah.
1:42:42 My hair is off.
1:42:45 Yeah.
1:42:44 My hair has been off the whole time.
1:42:48 Yeah.
1:42:48 You guys let me walk around looking[ __] crazy.
1:42:50 I think you looked amazing.
1:42:52 Why?
1:42:53 I liked me even when my
1:42:54 first time I I I met you and I didn't you know he's looking.
1:42:57 He's still looking.
1:42:58 Do you have any wool ray?
1:42:59 First question for you.
1:43:01 Um uh we can sort that.
1:43:03 Come to come to Flipopolis, but hide behind the bamboo.
1:43:08 Okay.
1:43:07 Cuz I don't know who's watching.
1:43:09 Yeah, I was just trying to I was going to actually
1:43:10 go into uh New York and have a little look, but like
1:43:14 you still need to get the Did you get in?
1:43:16 Did you get in?
1:43:19 Boy, did I get in?
1:43:20 What happened?
1:43:20 What happened?
1:43:21 Oh, get over here and I'll tell you everything.
1:43:23 All right, Freddy, go to blue block.
1:43:25 I'm coming.
1:43:25 I'm coming.
1:43:26 Um, is is black wool.
1:43:28 Okay.
1:43:28 Do you need a specific color?
1:43:29 Uh, any cool color.
1:43:30 I'm going to die.
1:43:31 Okay.
1:43:31 Okay.
1:43:34 Bloss.
1:43:34 Freddy, I'll come get you.
1:43:35 The big fish covered in
1:43:36 Freddy.
1:43:36 I'll come get you on my boat.
1:43:37 Let me just um What's it?
1:43:38 Get my fan in my room.
1:43:40 Not a fan.
1:43:40 We're not getting a fan in my room, guys.
1:43:41 We're getting a fan.
1:43:42 Oh my god, man.
1:43:43 That's so weird.
1:43:44 No, you only put those on Snapchat for real.
1:43:46 Yeah.
1:43:46 Well, I do.
1:43:47 You know, you got Yeah.
1:43:48 Yeah.
1:43:49 Oh, I listed them.
1:43:50 You know what I mean?
1:43:55 I'm going to I'm going to go grab a drink.
1:43:57 Go on.
1:43:58 You got to be hydrated.
1:43:59 You got to be hydrated.
1:44:03 Hydrated.
1:44:05 All right, guys.
1:44:09 Amazing.
1:44:10 Freddy, where are you?
1:44:12 He's He needs a second.
1:44:15 Why?
1:44:16 Give the boy a second.
1:44:19 All right, Fred, come get him.
1:44:20 He's getting a drink.
1:44:21 He's getting a drink.
1:44:22 I'm here.
1:44:22 I'm here.
1:44:23 I'm here.
1:44:24 That was a good crack.
1:44:25 That was great.
1:44:26 Okay, come hop.
1:44:27 Oh, yeah.
1:44:27 It was
1:44:29 I'm good at cracking stuff.
1:44:32 So, cracking doesn't mean that anymore, Freddy.
1:44:36 What?
1:44:36 It's actually inappropriate.
1:44:37 You mean sex now?
1:44:39 Yep.
1:44:40 What?
1:44:40 Yeah, cracking means like, "Oh, you've been cracking."
1:44:42 But I'm good at sexing things, I guess.
1:44:45 Oh, wow.
1:44:46 He just fully embraced it.
1:44:47 I would throw him off.
1:44:48 There's no point.
1:44:49 You know, I said it.
1:44:50 I'm not a liar.
1:44:51 So, I don't want to be um I don't want to go back farming.
1:44:54 I was pretty sick to just go straight for it.
1:44:59 Yeah.
1:44:58 You got to go with the flow in life.
1:45:00 Wow.
1:45:00 He is so[ __] cool.
1:45:02 I don't like to brag, but I Yeah, I am pretty cool.
1:45:06 I am pretty cool.
1:45:09 Well, this is a cool area.
1:45:11 So, what So, how come um there's so much bamboo?
1:45:14 Yeah.
1:45:14 So, that's kind of what I'm No, no, no.
1:45:16 I I didn't at all.
1:45:17 Please don't.
1:45:18 Oh wow.
1:45:18 You really let them bamboo it.
1:45:20 I didn't let them do anything.
1:45:22 Guys, guys, come in.
1:45:22 Come in.
1:45:23 Wait.
1:45:23 Come into the fish.
1:45:24 Come into the house.
1:45:26 Getting in the house.
1:45:26 Oh, wow.
1:45:26 You do have hair.
1:45:28 Oh, wow.
1:45:28 Yeah, now I have hair.
1:45:29 See, there's a big difference.
1:45:32 Oh, this is gorgeous.
1:45:34 Wow.
1:45:33 They put leaves everywhere.
1:45:35 Why did they do that?
1:45:36 It's all right.
1:45:37 Oh, it's dirty.
1:45:38 Is it dirty upstairs?
1:45:39 We have to let them walk over us so we can betray them.
1:45:42 It's all right.
1:45:42 What's that?
1:45:42 Okay.
1:45:43 Okay, guys.
1:45:43 It was crazy.
1:45:44 You should have seen me in there.
1:45:46 Well, I was so nervous because all of a sudden
1:45:48 he just wasn't talking to me and I was like, "Oh my god, he's he's mad at me.
1:45:51 He hates me." And then yeah,
1:45:53 it was actually it was really inconsiderate my feelings, but it's okay.
1:45:56 We moved forward.
1:45:57 And
1:45:58 what I did was I I I told him I said, "Hey,
1:46:01 I I want to join." And at first I was
1:46:03 really nervous that he was going to be suspicious of me,
1:46:05 but then I was telling him about how much I
1:46:07 love the bandits and how I'm going to be a bandit.
1:46:09 And and he he he said yes.
1:46:11 He said that I could be a a bandit.
1:46:13 Um, and and it was it was really quick.
1:46:16 And then I said I would build a bridge.
1:46:19 Um, and then I rescued him twice from these evil monsters.
1:46:23 And now he really likes me a lot.
1:46:26 And um, and he even liked me so much that he
1:46:29 said I could take down the bamboo that's covering my username.
1:46:31 Crouch.
1:46:32 Crouch.
1:46:32 Crouch.
1:46:33 Oh,[ __] Oh,[ __][ __]
1:46:35 Is it Luki?
1:46:35 No.
1:46:36 Slack.
1:46:36 Slack.
1:46:36 Slack.
1:46:38 Where we should hide?
1:46:38 We need block us in.
1:46:40 Block us in.
1:46:42 What?
1:46:43 I can't.
1:46:44 Just pocket.
1:46:44 Just Just hide us.
1:46:45 Hide it.
1:46:45 Okay.
1:46:48 __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __] Get rid of this one.
1:46:55 We're very close to right now.
1:46:57 I'm going I'm going I'm going to I'm going to go in.
1:46:59 You guys stay safe.
1:47:02 Actually, you too.
1:47:08 Wow.
1:47:08 Well, this is um this is a special moment we're sharing here right now.
1:47:13 Oh, everyone's putting seven minutes in heaven.
1:47:16 I don't really like that.
1:47:20 Okay, let's just join that VC quick.
1:47:24 Yeah.
1:47:24 And you'd slide a quarter at the other
1:47:26 person's knuckles until one person uh pussied out.
1:47:31 I have a permanent scar from bloody knuckles on my knuckle.
1:47:34 You wouldn't believe it.
1:47:35 You talking about bloody knuckles?
1:47:37 Yeah, bloody knuckles.
1:47:38 You know bloody knuckles?
1:47:39 Yeah.
1:47:39 We My family on Thanksgiving used to do
1:47:41 it with the pool balls at the pool table.
1:47:43 Huh?
1:47:44 What?
1:47:44 Who's here?
1:47:45 You had a pool table growing up?
1:47:48 No, my one of my uncles did.
1:47:52 Dead?
1:47:52 Is he around?
1:47:54 Uh, I actually don't know what.
1:47:58 You don't have a great relationship with him anymore.
1:48:03 Got me a job.
1:48:04 I guess I just haven't thought about it like that.
1:48:06 Um, did you play Red Light on the bus?
1:48:10 Home from school from Squid Game?
1:48:13 No, no, no.
1:48:13 Red light.
1:48:14 No, red light goes way back.
1:48:16 Red light goes way back.
1:48:18 I used to play the flip the bus game where we used to try and flip the bus.
1:48:21 Oh my god.
1:48:22 You You told me about the bus.
1:48:24 What's flip the bus?
1:48:25 I was just curious what you're doing over here
1:48:26 cuz I I I've got stuff to attend to.
1:48:29 Well, I'm I'm cleaning out the bamboo.
1:48:31 Can't you see?
1:48:32 Can't you see what that woman lord is doing to me?
1:48:37 Oh.
1:48:37 That was beautiful.
1:48:39 That was very red light is when you was when you pick on one of the little
1:48:44 kids at the front of the bus to try and run all the way back
1:48:47 to the back of the bus and and put and press the red light that was
1:48:52 in the ceiling and everyone else would beat the[ __] out of him while he tried.
1:48:56 They used to shoot out the air.
1:48:58 Yeah.
1:48:59 No.
1:48:59 Well, yeah.
1:48:59 I I had a pl I I was the runner once, but then I graduated into the into the
1:49:05 You graduated.
1:49:06 You were still taking the school bus to play this game.
1:49:08 No, no.
1:49:09 I mean, I graduated into
1:49:11 that much.
1:49:13 Oh, [Music]
1:49:17 interesting.
1:49:17 You guys wouldn't even know what red light's all about.
1:49:20 You wouldn't even know what red light's all about.
1:49:22 You You You guys probably went to boarding school.
1:49:25 You had to wear suits suits and ties to school.
1:49:28 Oh my god.
1:49:30 No, the flip the bus game.
1:49:32 So, we would we didn't have school buses.
1:49:34 Well, my I used to for two years I used
1:49:36 to have a special one come and pick me up.
1:49:42 Ry, can you get him out of here?
1:49:45 I'm really trying to He's He's not even like fine.
1:49:47 It's fine.
1:49:48 We'll just talk.
1:49:48 We'll just talk here.
1:49:49 We'll just talk.
1:49:50 He's just hanging out.
1:49:51 He's getting rid of Freddy.
1:49:52 Freddy, just dig a hole and we'll just jump down here if
1:49:54 worst case he comes comes along and you just place in the top.
1:49:56 He's getting rid of all the band.
1:49:58 Right.
1:49:58 Do you have any wool?
1:49:59 Well, how did it go?
1:50:00 How did it go joining?
1:50:00 How did it go?
1:50:01 Joining.
1:50:02 He's getting rid of all the bamboo.
1:50:04 I do.
1:50:05 Tell me, how did it go getting in?
1:50:06 How did it go?
1:50:07 It It went good.
1:50:08 It went good.
1:50:08 He's I'm going to I'm going to do it.
1:50:09 I'm going to infiltrate.
1:50:10 I'm a part of the bandits now.
1:50:13 And I also think I joined a church.
1:50:15 I don't really know what happened over there.
1:50:16 No, not the church, bro.
1:50:18 Oh, no.
1:50:18 Come on.
1:50:19 Wait.
1:50:19 What's wrong with the church, bro?
1:50:20 It's just about It's made up.
1:50:23 It's made up.
1:50:23 It's all made up.
1:50:24 No, it's not made up.
1:50:26 You
1:50:26 It is right here.
1:50:27 Yes, it is.
1:50:27 No, no, guys.
1:50:28 Once you talk to him, you'll start to understand.
1:50:30 We talked.
1:50:31 We talked, bro.
1:50:32 You talked.
1:50:33 You paid the fee.
1:50:35 What?
1:50:35 Freddy, it's all right.
1:50:36 Sorry.
1:50:37 I got it.
1:50:37 Freddy, the archer.
1:50:38 The archer.
1:50:38 Let me Oh, you saved me.
1:50:41 Oh, no.
1:50:42 Just don't let him come around.
1:50:43 You If you guys didn't pay the fee,
1:50:44 then I don't think you really understand what I'm talking about.
1:50:48 Okay.
1:50:48 Well, yeah, of course.
1:50:49 Just so that he can make sure that you're worthy and that he trusts you.
1:50:51 Freddy, you ready?
1:50:52 We're going to make a run.
1:50:52 Sensitive information.
1:50:53 Yeah.
1:50:53 Three, two, one.
1:50:58 He's not looking.
1:50:58 He's not looking.
1:50:59 He's not looking.
1:51:00 He's not looking.
1:51:01 And Okay.
1:51:02 All right.
1:51:02 All right.
1:51:02 We're We're in.
1:51:03 Just swim.
1:51:03 Swim.
1:51:04 All right.
1:51:04 Right.
1:51:04 We're going to leave you to go back to him.
1:51:06 Okay.
1:51:07 Okay.
1:51:07 Okay.
1:51:08 Thank you so much for the war.
1:51:10 He just turned around.
1:51:11 Okay.
1:51:11 You're good.
1:51:12 You're good.
1:51:13 Good.
1:51:13 Oh my god.
1:51:13 We just missed him.
1:51:15 __] Good work.
1:51:16 Good work.
1:51:16 Okay.
1:51:17 I'm leaving.
1:51:17 I'm leaving.
1:51:19 All right.
1:51:19 Good.
1:51:20 Oh,[ __] All right.
1:51:21 That's uh that's concerning.
1:51:25 That was[ __] mate.
1:51:28 What do you mean Jack's getting her involved in a religion?
1:51:30 Yeah, I don't really like that that she's believing in that.
1:51:32 But that's okay.
1:51:33 I can Oh my god, we're on New Jersey right now, bro.
1:51:35 Oh, suit up.
1:51:35 Suit up.
1:51:37 Cuz we we don't we can't spoil that Ray's working with us, but we can be here.
1:51:40 You want to just[ __] Freddy, I've just had a[ __] idea.
1:51:42 Wait, maybe we should get the press.
1:51:43 Freddy, Freddy, Luca steals our doors.
1:51:45 Why not steal here?
1:51:46 Oh my god, he's got a baby ghast.
1:51:48 He's got one of the baby ghasts that you can steal it.
1:51:52 Well, that'd be a bit[ __] up.
1:51:54 Yeah, I know.
1:51:55 But[ __]
1:51:56 cuz he hasn't done anything[ __] up.
1:51:58 First of all, I'm going to take his doors.
1:52:01 Yeah, good idea.
1:52:03 [Music] Oh.
1:52:05 Oh, you don't want to live with Lucas.
1:52:07 He's a badie.
1:52:08 He's a bad guy, isn't he?
1:52:10 You want to live with Tommy in it.
1:52:12 Tommy in it.
1:52:12 Good.
1:52:13 Tommy in it.
1:52:14 Good.
1:52:14 Lucas bad.
1:52:17 Wait.
1:52:16 Oh, I've never seen these.
1:52:19 Lucas bad.
1:52:20 Let's go.
1:52:20 Luka's back.
1:52:22 Smells like[ __] Tommy in it.
1:52:24 He poos himself.
1:52:25 Tommy in it good.
1:52:28 How do we We need a lead.
1:52:29 Why is it going back?
1:52:31 Oh, is it following me?
1:52:35 Come on.
1:52:36 This way.
1:52:37 How do we Oh, just leave it for now, Freddy.
1:52:39 We'll get him later.
1:52:39 We'll get him later.
1:52:40 Yeah, bro.
1:52:41 If Lucas is going to have a[ __] fine gas, he's too overpowered.
1:52:46 Yeah.
1:52:46 Who's that over there?
1:52:47 Chucking his doors as well on the ground.
1:52:49 Average Harry.
1:52:49 Right.
1:52:50 I need to go back to the cult house because Freddy
1:52:53 I uh you know in my depression Oh, you get in.
1:52:57 He's going to take you back.
1:52:58 It's all right.
1:52:58 I can I can run.
1:53:01 Yeah, I got an Uber.
1:53:04 __] I'm just like Jack.
1:53:09 That's mad.
1:53:10 I want to get one of those ghasts, bro.
1:53:11 Imagine a ghast fight.
1:53:12 That'd be so sick.
1:53:14 Yeah.
1:53:14 Oh my god.
1:53:14 Now I'd actually fall in love with a little pet ghast.
1:53:16 But we mustn't kill it.
1:53:17 We have to respect.
1:53:18 Maybe that's what you need though to improve your happiness.
1:53:20 Maybe you need a little pet.
1:53:24 Yeah.
1:53:24 All right, Freddy.
1:53:25 Once I once I have these once I have my interior decorated,
1:53:29 then I uh I need to do something.
1:53:34 Okay.
1:53:32 Can you die?
1:53:46 This is actually pretty[ __] close to house.
1:53:49 Look guys, if I just show you the shag carpet again.
1:53:51 Look how close we are.
1:53:53 Need a little armchair in the corner.
1:54:12 This is actually pretty good.
1:54:13 Chad, this is a solid build from me, by the way.
1:54:21 All right, Fred.
1:54:22 I'm going to do some performing.
1:54:24 You're welcome to stay here for it if you want, but um Okay.
1:54:26 Yeah.
1:54:26 Yeah.
1:54:27 I'm just going to go for a weight just
1:54:33 Okay.
1:54:33 Wait.
1:54:33 We're getting We're getting there with the sauna, guys.
1:54:37 We got a Got a little gas.
1:54:40 Got a little wood fire.
1:54:43 We got to think about the mental health benefits.
1:54:46 Oh, that's beautiful.
1:54:54 Give me like a little bucket.
1:54:55 Um, maybe we need a cauldron below it actually.
1:55:01 H.
1:55:04 [Music] Oh, wait.
1:55:13 Do the campfires burn wood?
1:55:17 [Music] Does anyone know?
1:55:24 [Music] They don't burn wood while we're chilling.
1:55:29 We're chilling then.
1:55:39 [Music] All right.
1:55:43 What a beautiful What a beautiful sauna we have.
1:55:52 What else is good for mental health?
1:55:55 [Music] We need this uh in the retreat.
1:56:04 [Music] [Music] Therapy.
1:56:21 Yeah, maybe we do need a little therapy hub.
1:56:30 You see, Freddy?
1:56:32 Yes, I can see.
1:56:36 I need to tell you something.
1:56:37 Tell me.
1:56:38 Tell me.
1:56:39 Say whatever it is on your mind.
1:56:41 Well, Fred, uh, I want you.
1:56:43 See this.
1:56:44 Come in.
1:56:45 Come in here.
1:56:45 Take off your arm.
1:56:46 Get Get comfortable.
1:56:47 Sit on the armchair.
1:56:48 Maybe record this, Freddy, as a little demo.
1:56:51 Okay, this is comfy.
1:57:03 It's not the best friend, but you see my friend when I uh how do I say this?
1:57:13 Bruce Springy.
1:57:14 Okay, just end it there.
1:57:16 Bruce Py in the uh frankly you see in the in the worst part of his life
1:57:26 in his most major depression Roose well in order
1:57:30 to cope he uh wrote some very depressing songs.
1:57:34 Okay.
1:57:35 Okay.
1:57:34 I need chat.
1:57:35 I need you all to listen it.
1:57:37 He wrote some very depressing songs in order to cope.
1:57:39 Freddy, while I've been doing this, I've been uh I've been writing too, Freddy.
1:57:51 No, no, you haven't mentioned that.
1:57:54 I know, Freddy.
1:57:55 I've not mentioned I've not been crafting well, but
1:57:58 in order to cope with the loss of New Jersey.
1:58:02 Yeah,
1:58:01 I've wrote a little something.
1:58:04 I want you to record this.
1:58:05 Okay.
1:58:06 Okay.
1:58:06 I'm I'm
1:58:07 I don't want it to feel like I'm in the room by myself.
1:58:11 Okay, I'll be okay.
1:58:13 I've got my fingers on my lips.
1:58:15 My phone.
1:58:20 It's Freddy.
1:58:30 It isn't just a song to get you through the low time, Freddy.
1:58:34 It's a Minecraft parody.
1:58:38 Oh, wow.
1:58:40 Of uh let me just get this old thing right.
1:58:43 Of Bruce Springsteen's Atlantic City.
1:58:47 Let me get this old dog right.
1:58:50 Can you hear that?
1:58:51 All right.
1:58:52 Oh, I can.
1:58:53 It's beautiful.
1:58:55 It's me.
1:58:55 My ears.
1:58:56 Who is that?
1:58:58 It's me.
1:58:58 Just give us Give us a minute, Jack.
1:59:00 I'm pouring.
1:59:01 Come on.
1:59:01 Come on.
1:59:02 I just want I just want to let you know
1:59:03 really quickly just just just in case you ever need it.
1:59:05 I built a little tunnel for you through to the Jacken
1:59:07 straight from uh wherever the[ __] you are now.
1:59:10 Thank you, Jack.
1:59:10 Jack, just give us a minute.
1:59:12 Okay.
1:59:12 Thank you.
1:59:13 All right.
1:59:13 I'll call you back in a sec.
1:59:14 I'm just doing love you.
1:59:18 Okay.
1:59:19 Okay.
1:59:19 I hate that guy.
1:59:20 This is a Minecraft parody of Bruce
1:59:21 Springsteen's Atlantic City from the new Minecraft album.
1:59:26 Not Nebraska Mcrafter.
1:59:29 [Music] Well, now every mob dies and then it's gone.
1:59:36 But maybe every mob that dies someday respawns.
1:59:40 Put your helmet on, grab your TNT, and meet me tonight in the SMP.
1:59:49 [Music] Well, a creeper blew up in the plains last night.
2:00:01 And there's more loading into down on the boardwalk.
2:00:07 They're spawning in, ready for a fight.
2:00:10 Going to see what them zombies can do.
2:00:14 Now there's trouble hacking in from another realm.
2:00:18 And the admins can't get no relief.
2:00:22 Going to be a rumble out in the lobby tonight.
2:00:26 And the operator's hanging by the skin of his teeth.
2:00:30 Well, every mob dies and then it's gone.
2:00:34 But every mob that dies someday respawns.
2:00:38 Put your helmet on, grab your TNT, meet me tonight in the SMP.
2:00:50 [Music] Well, I mine some ore to enchant my sword.
2:00:59 Cuz my hearts are low and my armor's done.
2:01:03 So I took what I had to the blacksmith's door.
2:01:07 But his house was griefed and his bed destroyed.
2:01:12 Every mob dies and then it's gone.
2:01:15 Maybe every mob that dies someday responds.
2:01:19 Put your helmet on, grab your TNT, and meet me tonight in the SMP.
2:01:29 Tonight in the ASMP.
2:01:31 Now, our pets may have died and our loot may be gone,
2:01:35 but with you forever, I'll mine.
2:01:40 We're going out where there's diamond or so.
2:01:44 Put on your leggings, baby, cuz the caves get cold.
2:01:48 Every mob dies and then it's gone.
2:01:51 But maybe every mob that dies someday respawns.
2:01:58 [Music] Now I've been looking for diamonds, but they're hard to find down.
2:02:10 It's just emeralds and mine shafts.
2:02:12 Don't get caught on the wrong side of that line.
2:02:14 Well, I'm tired of crafting all my stuff again.
2:02:18 So, last night I met this hacker and I'm going to do a little favor for him.
2:02:22 Well, now every mob dies and then it's gone.
2:02:26 Maybe every mob that dies someday respawns.
2:02:30 Put your helmet on.
2:02:32 Grab your TNT.
2:02:35 Meet me tonight in the SMP.
2:02:39 Meet me tonight in the SMP.
2:02:43 Meet me tonight in the SMB.
2:02:46 [Music] Oh.
2:02:54 Um, meet me tonight in the ASMP.
2:03:12 [Music] How did What do you think?
2:03:18 That was That was beautiful.
2:03:25 Harry, I even put my helmet on.
2:03:26 I did the thing.
2:03:27 I did the thing.
2:03:29 Let me grab mine.
2:03:31 Get your helmet on, average Harry.
2:03:33 Grab your TNT.
2:03:42 Oh no, Fred.
2:03:43 Fred, you've destroyed all my orange shag garments.
2:03:45 I need my shag.
2:03:46 I was I was crying.
2:03:47 I was ready.
2:03:48 I'll I'll have to do some more in order to uh
2:03:51 do as Springsteen did and uh be uh like Nebraska, you know.
2:03:58 One sec.
2:04:00 Luke's after you.
2:04:02 Well, and listen to me, boys.
2:04:05 If you ever worried, keep your helmet on.
2:04:09 Grab your TNT.
2:04:10 Meet me tonight.
2:04:14 Luke is after you, Freddy.
2:04:15 Armor up.
2:04:19 I guess I guess he's gone.
2:04:30 Freddy, get your armor.
2:04:44 Oh, I already have a shield.
2:04:45 I have something for you.
2:04:47 Send it to me.
2:04:50 The archer.
2:04:52 Thank you, my brother.
2:04:54 It's average.
2:04:56 That's what we are, aren't we?
2:04:57 Get out of here.
2:05:03 Freddy, where are you?
2:05:06 Fred.
2:05:11 Oh, hey, Freddy.
2:05:12 I'm muted by accident.
2:05:13 How long have I been muted for?
2:05:15 Uh, I don't like a minute.
2:05:17 Okay, Freddy.
2:05:18 Freddy, we're going to meet Lucas.
2:05:20 Okay.
2:05:20 Okay.
2:05:20 Okay.
2:05:21 That makes sense.
2:05:22 That makes sense.
2:05:23 He's after average Harry one.
2:05:27 All right.
2:05:28 No matter what happens, we have a sauna to come back to, so it will be Wow.
2:05:36 Where is he?
2:05:38 By the way, just for you guys to know, me and my dad spent all day writing that.
2:05:42 So, that was beautiful, man.
2:05:45 Thank you.
2:05:46 I like the bit where I even got to put leggings on as well.
2:05:49 Oh, yeah.
2:05:50 That's cool.
2:05:50 And now I got to take them off afterwards.
2:05:52 If you want to know what par next, listen to Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska.
2:05:58 Where is he?
2:05:58 No, no, no, no, no.
2:05:59 Don't charge him.
2:05:59 We defend.
2:06:00 What are you doing?
2:06:01 Average Harry.
2:06:04 Some people, man.
2:06:04 Some people.
2:06:06 Let me join their call.
2:06:09 Lkey.
2:06:09 Did I Hello?
2:06:10 Can we speak to you in a different call, please?
2:06:14 Okay, sure.
2:06:16 Wait, what's what's happening?
2:06:17 I'm pulling Luki over.
2:06:22 I'm dragging him.
2:06:22 Okay, I'm dragging him.
2:06:24 Luki, I dragged you.
2:06:26 Yeah.
2:06:26 Yeah.
2:06:26 Yeah.
2:06:27 You're starting beef with our man average Harry one.
2:06:30 Um, no.
2:06:32 He says you were.
2:06:35 Okay.
2:06:34 Okay.
2:06:34 I said I wasn't.
2:06:37 You denying it.
2:06:40 Your honor.
2:06:41 What did he do?
2:06:41 Average Harry.
2:06:42 Tell us.
2:06:44 Um, I think like Okay.
2:06:46 So, I was I was on a quest to find Phil and then I I went past Oh,
2:06:51 in doing so, I passed uh Harry's house.
2:06:53 You attacked him?
2:06:55 Um, and then Harry was like, "Where are you coming from?" I was like,
2:06:58 "My house." And then I don't know what actually happened, but oh, that was it.
2:07:03 He started threatening.
2:07:04 He was like, "Oh, like I'm watching you.
2:07:06 I've got my eye on you." Or something along those lines.
2:07:07 And then kept walking up to me.
2:07:09 It was getting all up in my face.
2:07:11 And I was actually pretty I was actually pretty passive.
2:07:14 Um, and an epic battle.
2:07:18 And I won.
2:07:19 There wasn't even a battle.
2:07:20 I Okay, so if I'm fleeing, I'm not the aggressor in this equation.
2:07:24 No.
2:07:24 Well, I don't know.
2:07:25 That kind of sounds like you're being um being a wuss.
2:07:30 Hang on.
2:07:30 No, no, no.
2:07:30 Your accusation is that I'm I'm instigating.
2:07:34 No.
2:07:36 Feels like you instigated.
2:07:38 But if I'm if I'm fleeing, that that doesn't feel very instigator aggressive.
2:07:44 Betraying all of us kind of felt like an instigation.
2:07:46 That doesn't feel like he instigated.
2:07:47 Right.
2:07:49 Yeah.
2:07:50 I was just looking for Phil's house.
2:07:52 stumbled across Harry's base and then Harry was like
2:07:55 Albanian.
2:07:55 Okay.
2:07:55 Well, we're not part of New Albania.
2:07:57 We are Yeah, we're not part of New Albania.
2:07:59 I I hate to say it.
2:08:00 We're not Albanian.
2:08:02 That's okay.
2:08:03 You seem very concerned about Albania as well,
2:08:05 Freddy.
2:08:05 But let's boys, let's establish a little bit of dominance.
2:08:08 Okay.
2:08:10 Let's head on over to New Jersey and say hello to everyone.
2:08:13 I'm not Someone's got my
2:08:16 confession.
2:08:16 We were doing that.
2:08:17 No, I was there that day.
2:08:18 I was there and I can tell you people weren't fapping.
2:08:21 Yeah.
2:08:21 And you know what?
2:08:22 You if someone started fapping, I probably would have gotten real uncomfortable.
2:08:26 And then we It would have been Well, cuz they might have crashed.
2:08:30 Whoa.
2:08:30 And then we go home to a Is this a different energy?
2:08:36 Hotel and we fap in our fapu.
2:08:39 Oh my god.
2:08:40 Fatsules.
2:08:40 Wait.
2:08:41 Wait.
2:08:41 That's actually a business idea where we actually need to start the fapsules.
2:08:45 Guys, we need to stop.
2:08:47 We need to put them in every office in the country.
2:08:50 Yucky.
2:08:50 We need we I went into Brewd Dog Waterloo.
2:08:52 They had Fapsules.
2:08:53 It was actually lit.
2:08:54 Oh, no.
2:08:55 Literally, every[ __] company in the country needs a Fapsule
2:08:59 for the staff for when like you're getting stressed at work.
2:09:02 It would really help.
2:09:03 As the co-leader of the bandits, can I create a Fapsule?
2:09:06 You're in the Bandits?
2:09:08 Yeah.
2:09:08 Yeah.
2:09:08 Yeah.
2:09:09 All right.
2:09:09 Where are you lot?
2:09:10 Cuz we're on New Jersey, mate.
2:09:11 And I've noticed that you've put a little Sonata sign here.
2:09:15 I don't like that one bit.
2:09:17 There's a Sonatra sign.
2:09:17 I want to see this.
2:09:18 I like that guy a lot.
2:09:20 Yeah, I switched out the I switched out
2:09:22 the Bruce sign for a for a Frank Sinatra sign.
2:09:26 Hell yeah.
2:09:26 I love Frank, too.
2:09:28 You've just been banished from New Albania.
2:09:30 I mean, I do.
2:09:31 Oh, no.
2:09:31 Sinatra as well.
2:09:32 I'm building Norwich.
2:09:33 Norwich is home.
2:09:35 Where's Norwich?
2:09:37 I'm not telling I'm not giving you the location of Norwich,
2:09:39 but Norwich will be the second home of the bandits.
2:09:42 I don't want to go Norwich.
2:09:44 And we're going to fap everywhere there.
2:09:46 We're going to be be Are you good?
2:09:49 Yeah, we're good.
2:09:50 We're just checking out.
2:09:51 We just wanted to make it a little clearer how strong we are.
2:09:55 That's fine.
2:09:56 This is This is my fight.
2:09:57 I told you
2:10:00 Tom when you can't really hear.
2:10:03 It's hard to hear you over.
2:10:08 So, this isn't really something I'm involved in.
2:10:12 I'm just going to my house.
2:10:13 It's like Frank's in the VC right now.
2:10:15 I told you you're you're everyone's looking for the jack
2:10:17 and you It doesn't need any of these bamboo.
2:10:20 And each kiss an inspiration.
2:10:24 Oh, it's beautiful.
2:10:25 Okay.
2:10:25 It's kind of difficult to know what Oh, but what?
2:10:30 That's almost as good.
2:10:30 That's almost as good as my song I wrote.
2:10:32 Your song is beautiful.
2:10:34 I'm sorry.
2:10:35 Can I help you?
2:10:36 We were just here on uh New York just having a little check out.
2:10:39 Just let you know.
2:10:39 You're not going to listen to New York, you know.
2:10:41 But at least you're calling it New York now.
2:10:43 Oh,
2:10:44 what are you going to do about it?
2:10:45 Huh?
2:10:45 You notice that?
2:10:46 You called it New York.
2:10:47 I did notice that.
2:10:48 Oh yeah.
2:10:49 What would you even do with us three?
2:10:50 Look at us.
2:10:51 We're stronger than you by a million miles.
2:10:54 Well, there's plenty of your hometown.
2:10:56 How about that?
2:10:56 You know, you know the No.
2:11:00 Stop it, boys.
2:11:01 Stop it.
2:11:01 Stop it.
2:11:03 Yeah.
2:11:02 You know what?
2:11:03 You know what Theodore Roosevelt once said?
2:11:06 I'm Theodore Roosevelt.
2:11:08 He said, "Can I get a[ __] Dr.
2:11:10 Pepper in my office?" I remember.
2:11:15 Where's the
2:11:16 That was actually one of his that was his one of his better quotes.
2:11:20 And then he said, "You got to speak softly and carry a big stick."
2:11:25 Which is the exact opposite of what I'm doing right now.
2:11:30 Oh, actually, my dad told me that I speak loudly and I don't carry any sticks.
2:11:36 I carry a bunch of bamboo though.
2:11:38 I got I got Oh, why do you have all this bamboo for me?
2:11:43 You got a problem.
2:11:44 It's actually
2:11:45 If you keep talking[ __] Tom, I'm gonna turn you into a concept.
2:11:48 No, you won't.
2:11:49 No, you won't.
2:11:50 Don't try and do dislines on me.
2:11:52 You're not getting an animatic.
2:11:53 We're We're turning you into a concept, bro.
2:11:56 You're not getting in the animatic,
2:12:01 bro.
2:12:01 I'm living in Colts.
2:12:02 It's a sub area of New Jersey where Bruce wrote Nebraska.
2:12:05 I'm going to turn Colts neck into a sheet of glass.
2:12:10 Don't you dare say that to us.
2:12:11 I'm going to turn Gold Snake into a sheet of glass.
2:12:14 Why are you saying that, man?
2:12:15 What you say?
2:12:15 No, you're not, mate.
2:12:16 Cuz you ain't You
2:12:17 turn Gold Snake into a sheet of glass.
2:12:19 I let you have a new jersey.
2:12:20 But now I'm all full diamond.
2:12:22 I just kill you, mate.
2:12:22 I just kill you dead, mate.
2:12:24 All right.
2:12:24 I'm strong.
2:12:26 I'm almost down.
2:12:28 You You wouldn't You don't kill me.
2:12:31 You want to We We all know you want
2:12:33 to spread this this content out into 10 different streams.
2:12:37 You're at the beginning of the arc still.
2:12:40 __][ __] He's right.
2:12:41 __][ __] No.
2:12:42 Don't Don't Don't
2:12:43 I can kill one of the one of the side guys like Harry or Jack.
2:12:46 I'm not a side guy.
2:12:47 I have I don't care.
2:12:52 What?
2:12:51 No, I'm not a side guy.
2:12:52 I'm I'm the joke for God.
2:12:55 Standing right next to me.
2:12:55 It's like
2:12:57 Harry know what that is.
2:12:58 Lucas isn't even a side guy.
2:12:59 Kind of Harry's the only Even Harry.
2:13:02 Why is Why is the fake average Harry on your side?
2:13:06 I have average Harry.
2:13:07 I have average Harry one, bro.
2:13:08 You have average Harry ass.
2:13:10 Yeah.
2:13:10 Oh.
2:13:10 Oh, no.
2:13:11 No.
2:13:12 I thought I had both of them.
2:13:14 No.
2:13:14 Said, "Don't fall to your fears.
2:13:16 Don't give into anger." I'm giving into anger.
2:13:17 Wait.
2:13:17 Harry, come.
2:13:18 Harry, come on this side.
2:13:20 No.
2:13:20 Harry.
2:13:20 No.
2:13:21 No.
2:13:21 Suits you suits you better.
2:13:23 Come on, Harry.
2:13:25 Come on this side.
2:13:27 Harry.
2:13:27 Harry.
2:13:28 Harry.
2:13:28 Think.
2:13:28 Think.
2:13:29 If you do that, you have to give him New Albania.
2:13:31 I think.
2:13:32 No.
2:13:32 No.
2:13:33 It was just an acquisition.
2:13:34 We'll annex it.
2:13:35 We It'll become Queens.
2:13:37 Okay.
2:13:37 He's going.
2:13:38 He don't even like you.
2:13:39 You don't even leave.
2:13:40 Not bad.
2:13:40 He doesn't play by the rules.
2:13:42 Now it's 3v2.
2:13:43 He's invading the game.
2:13:47 I'm on Joshua's side.
2:13:48 Um, yeah.
2:13:49 Look, and all I can say about this, guys, is look,
2:13:51 I reckon you should resolve this conflict
2:13:53 peacefully cuz that's what Joshua would want.
2:13:55 Harry, I'll fight you, man.
2:13:57 Average, the other average Harry, if you're watching the stream,
2:13:59 if you don't join us, I'm banning you in my chat.
2:14:02 I'm the archer, bro.
2:14:05 Hey, Tom.
2:14:05 Tom.
2:14:06 Tom.
2:14:06 I'm the I'm the
2:14:08 Stop.
2:14:08 It's not what It's not what Joshua would want.
2:14:10 I don't give a[ __] about this.
2:14:11 Joshua, he's made up.
2:14:11 Is he Freddy?
2:14:15 What Freddy said?
2:14:15 Freddy said he's made up.
2:14:16 We all be
2:14:18 You hearing this chick out loud?
2:14:20 Look up.
2:14:21 Just because you are willing.
2:14:23 Well, you are willing to make the necessary donation
2:14:25 to be trusted like Schlatt and Harry and Rya were.
2:14:29 Bro, you don't know about Joshua cuz I can't tell you.
2:14:31 Rya made the donation.
2:14:32 What did she donate?
2:14:33 We can't tell you.
2:14:34 Same as everybody.
2:14:34 It's five diamonds.
2:14:35 That's what it's got to be.
2:14:36 Give me five diamonds.
2:14:37 I'll tell you all about it.
2:14:37 Bro, I'm the archer, bro.
2:14:38 Stand back.
2:14:40 To say it, Tom.
2:14:41 I heard Ray donated a kiss to Jack.
2:14:46 Well, that's not true.
2:14:46 That's not true.
2:14:47 That's not true.
2:14:50 No, it would be the first time.
2:14:53 It would be the first regrettable time.
2:14:56 We all know Jack loves sharing things.
2:15:00 It's ridiculous.
2:15:02 I heard Jack cheated.
2:15:04 [Laughter] I've heard this
2:15:08 guy has a lot of love to give and all of a sudden that's a crime.
2:15:10 I just don't get it.
2:15:13 I've heard this too.
2:15:15 I'm incredibly loyal to Joshua.
2:15:18 Yeah.
2:15:18 Never cheat on Joshua.
2:15:19 Well, yeah.
2:15:20 Josh is your brother, isn't he?
2:15:24 Oh, that's a different My brother is coincidentally called Joshua.
2:15:28 That's Ly said 33.
2:15:30 I'm here.
2:15:31 I I'm I'm not here.
2:15:32 I'm so far away.
2:15:33 Oh, he's not even here.
2:15:34 Your little pretty boy isn't even here, mate.
2:15:36 We need to stab you, bro.
2:15:38 Bro, do you actually want to fight?
2:15:39 I actually stab you, mate.
2:15:41 Yeah, I'll kill you.
2:15:41 I'll kill you.
2:15:44 Yeah.
2:15:43 Ooh.
2:15:44 Oh.
2:15:44 Oh, Harry.
2:15:46 That's against the rules.
2:15:48 That's against the rules.
2:15:49 I'm a bandit.
2:15:50 I don't play by the rules.
2:15:52 We don't play by the rules.
2:15:53 Wait, he actually gets it.
2:15:56 Surround him.
2:15:56 He's a real bandit, man.
2:15:57 You know what to do, bro.
2:16:06 I'm sick of the phantoms, by the way.
2:16:08 Can we go sleep soon?
2:16:09 No.
2:16:09 Guys, can we stop playing this game because I'm on one half?
2:16:12 Apologize.
2:16:12 Apologize if we will.
2:16:13 I'm sorry.
2:16:14 I'm sorry.
2:16:14 I'm sorry.
2:16:15 What are you sorry for being a big knobhead?
2:16:17 I'm sorry for being a big fat[ __] No, that was No,
2:16:22 wait.
2:16:22 What did you want me to say?
2:16:23 It sounds like that video again.
2:16:24 It sounds like video you were talking about.
2:16:26 Can we stop defacing?
2:16:28 Um, I'm sorry.
2:16:28 Can we stop defacing the Rudy Giuliani carrot farm?
2:16:32 We don't We're not playing by the rules.
2:16:33 Huh.
2:16:34 No, I But you're not playing.
2:16:36 You do play by the rules.
2:16:37 You have the rules.
2:16:39 Our rules are we hate New Jersey.
2:16:40 Do what we like.
2:16:42 But you hate New Jersey.
2:16:43 New York.
2:16:44 New Jersey.
2:16:44 New York.
2:16:45 We hate New York, but it will.
2:16:46 Yeah.
2:16:46 Exactly.
2:16:47 See, I'm going to follow you down.
2:16:49 We don't even follow our rules.
2:16:51 If I log in and I die to post your address cuz I don't even live there anymore.
2:16:55 __] Okay.
2:16:58 Yeah, he'll do it cuz he doesn't play by the rules either.
2:17:02 Never play by the rules.
2:17:03 Don't let him dox me.
2:17:04 Don't let him dox me.
2:17:05 Let him out.
2:17:05 Let him out.
2:17:07 Tommy, you defacing the Rudy Giuliani carrot farm.
2:17:10 Something so against the rules I can't even begin to imagine.
2:17:13 Are you I'm sorry.
2:17:16 Are you more of a bandit than you think?
2:17:18 A bandit?
2:17:19 No.
2:17:19 I love
2:17:20 You're acting like a bandit right now.
2:17:21 Cuz my rule,
2:17:24 what are you doing?
2:17:25 What are you doing def facing Rudy Giuliani's rule?
2:17:28 My rule is I[ __] hate New York, bro.
2:17:30 So, look at this.
2:17:31 Bang.
2:17:32 Guys, I've joined a new server.
2:17:33 Some random person sent me a real empire.
2:17:35 It's supposed to like Swedish people.
2:17:37 You see that, mate?
2:17:38 Bang.
2:17:38 And I'll do it again if I want cuz I'm wellard,
2:17:40 but I'm not going to do that right
2:17:41 now cuz it would be narratively anticlimactic.
2:17:46 Also, I don't know how many lives we will have yet.
2:17:49 Yet.
2:17:50 Oh.
2:17:50 Oh, that was sick parkour.
2:17:52 All right, I'm leaving.
2:17:53 Let's Let's pull out of here.
2:17:54 Pull up out.
2:17:55 Pull up out, my lads.
2:17:56 Come on.
2:17:57 All right.
2:17:58 Yeah, man.
2:17:59 That was nice of them to clean up.
2:18:00 It was good of you boys to clean up.
2:18:04 Rya.
2:18:06 Hey.
2:18:06 Oh, sweet Rya.
2:18:06 Tensions are high.
2:18:08 Tensions are high.
2:18:09 Yeah, cuz I was trying to go there and break the rules and destroy their stuff.
2:18:12 And whenever he said that, he said, "You're breaking the rules.
2:18:14 You're a bandit." And I was like, "Fuck." So, I had to get out of there.
2:18:19 Oh my god.
2:18:19 Oh, where are you now?
2:18:20 Oh, I'm getting out of there, bro.
2:18:23 Wait, where were you?
2:18:23 What was happening?
2:18:24 I was in New York, but now I'm going back.
2:18:27 New York.
2:18:28 You were in New York.
2:18:30 Yeah.
2:18:31 Yeah.
2:18:31 They We go in there, bro, whenever we want.
2:18:33 Freddy, I need to go get some uh What?
2:18:35 What is it you make arrows out of?
2:18:37 Feather.
2:18:38 I need to get some feather.
2:18:40 Flint, bro.
2:18:41 I have a lot of flint.
2:18:43 Do you really?
2:18:44 Do you have feather?
2:18:45 Yeah.
2:18:45 Uh, no, but I have a lot of flint.
2:18:47 Can I grab flint off you, please?
2:18:49 Yeah.
2:18:49 Do you have any food you could bring in exchange?
2:18:52 We need to figure out a food situation.
2:18:54 Yeah, we do.
2:18:54 Yeah, I'm I'm really got Oh, I have a stack of carrots.
2:18:57 I'm bringing a stack of carrots.
2:18:58 Guys, just just warning you,
2:18:59 there is a guy with a trident outside of my house
2:19:02 and he's like really overpowered and there's nothing I could do,
2:19:05 so I don't have any food.
2:19:06 So, I'm just trying.
2:19:07 No, I'm coming.
2:19:07 I'm coming, my queen.
2:19:09 Thank you.
2:19:12 A very nice.
2:19:14 All right.
2:19:14 He's so kind.
2:19:15 He's so kind.
2:19:16 I'm the archer.
2:19:18 You're Oh, I do have a serious complaint to make.
2:19:22 Uh
2:19:24 oh.
2:19:25 Yeah, you do.
2:19:26 You didn't You didn't go around.
2:19:30 Sorry.
2:19:29 What?
2:19:30 What happened?
2:19:30 What happened?
2:19:31 Well, there's this thing that's been happening where this this there's
2:19:34 this reoccurring thing that gets keeps getting brought up and it's just
2:19:38 it's just unsettling.
2:19:39 What is it?
2:19:40 I don't really know the parameters of it, but they're calling it fapping.
2:19:46 They do keep bringing up fapping, don't they?
2:19:48 Yeah, it's not very It's not very consider.
2:19:50 What we need to do is add another girl to this server.
2:19:54 Can we Can we Don't worry.
2:19:55 I'm adding uh my friend Danny tomorrow.
2:20:01 Danny.
2:20:02 Yeah.
2:20:03 You know, Danny, fully awesome.
2:20:05 And then and then, by the way,
2:20:05 I'm adding Danny and then I'm not adding anyone for a month.
2:20:08 So,
2:20:10 well, as anyone, it's not going to be another white bloke as well after that.
2:20:13 So, don't[ __] Sorry, guys.
2:20:16 Damn it.
2:20:16 We got enough of those.
2:20:18 Uh, my flint is up in this bottom one, I think.
2:20:22 Oh, no.
2:20:22 There's one down here in the large chest as well.
2:20:24 Oh, wow.
2:20:24 This is amazing for the arch.
2:20:26 Wait, come back.
2:20:26 Come back.
2:20:26 I need food.
2:20:27 I need food.
2:20:27 Oh, you gave me carrots.
2:20:28 Such a kind man.
2:20:30 But then after I not anyone for a month at least.
2:20:34 I don't know.
2:20:34 I've not spoke to Phil.
2:20:36 I think I saw his little thing on He doesn't want to, I don't think.
2:20:40 But I think if you look this way.
2:20:42 Wait.
2:20:42 Like if you look towards the fish house,
2:20:44 there's a little there's a little pink ping.
2:20:47 I think that's him.
2:20:49 Is he even on?
2:20:50 I don't even believe that he's on.
2:20:51 He is.
2:20:52 He just replied to you.
2:20:57 Yeah.
2:20:57 I'm not I don't think he's Oh god, the[ __] TR guys are so OP.
2:21:01 He's on the server.
2:21:04 Oh, did you see the bridge that I'm making?
2:21:07 Oh my god.
2:21:07 Wait.
2:21:08 Oh[ __] Did he Why are you building a bridge?
2:21:12 That's what he asked me to do in order to become one of the bandits.
2:21:15 He said I had to connect Liplop former Liplopolis.
2:21:18 It's called Staten Island now.
2:21:20 No, really.
2:21:21 Bellow.
2:21:21 That's what he made me give up.
2:21:23 Phil.
2:21:24 Bellow.
2:21:25 Phil.
2:21:27 Hello.
2:21:26 What side are you on, Phil?
2:21:29 Uh, my side.
2:21:30 Now you're need to pick now.
2:21:35 Wait, where have you been?
2:21:36 You're loud and everyone's everyone's quiet.
2:21:39 I haven't seen you once, by the way, in this whole server.
2:21:42 You know why?
2:21:42 Cuz I just[ __] ran away.
2:21:45 Well, that's good.
2:21:45 Are you in the sun rises?
2:21:48 That's going to give you a different energy.
2:21:50 We're all about running away, to be fair.
2:21:51 That's what we did.
2:21:53 Every server I join, I run away.
2:21:55 Well, are you going to come back and help with the with the cause?
2:21:58 Cuz the[ __] joke is taking over, bro.
2:22:01 What the[ __] is a joke, Jack?
2:22:03 He's He's the Pope.
2:22:04 He's the Pope.
2:22:05 But joke.
2:22:06 He's the joke.
2:22:07 You should become the joke.
2:22:08 Really?
2:22:09 So there's already a pope is so religious catching up on.
2:22:12 What do you need catching up on?
2:22:14 Everything, dude.
2:22:14 I literally just joined, ran away, and built a house on top of a hill.
2:22:18 A mansion on a hill?
2:22:18 No, cuz that's not a good ode, mate.
2:22:20 Cuz I do not like that.
2:22:22 That's against a house on a hill.
2:22:23 Okay, as long as it's not mansion.
2:22:25 It's not a mansion.
2:22:26 Why would I build a mansion?
2:22:27 Who cares about massive builds?
2:22:30 Working class.
2:22:30 Still love that.
2:22:32 Um, you said you hate the working class.
2:22:35 No, come on.
2:22:36 I'm trying to be appealing.
2:22:37 Okay.
2:22:38 Okay.
2:22:38 Sorry.
2:22:38 Hey, sorry.
2:22:38 I'm back.
2:22:39 Yeah.
2:22:39 Okay.
2:22:40 Basically, what happened was we joined.
2:22:41 I made the glorious land of New Jersey as an honor
2:22:44 to Springsteen given the Springsteen movie is coming out soon.
2:22:46 And then Schlatt joins.
2:22:48 Ray makes splitopolis by the way.
2:22:49 Um, we all make houses in New Jersey.
2:22:52 Schlatt[ __] joins, takes New Jersey.
2:22:53 Lkey betrays me.
2:22:55 And now I'm just[ __] in the middle of nowhere.
2:22:57 Well, in Colt's neck,
2:22:58 I'm not even in my massive mansion I built cuz I do like mansions.
2:23:01 Phil, did you just say mansions aren't allowed?
2:23:04 Yeah.
2:23:04 Yeah, but now it's ironic cuz I'm not allowed in my own mansion.
2:23:07 So, it's ironic.
2:23:08 I'm Ra by the way.
2:23:10 It's good to meet you, Phil.
2:23:11 This is Rya, by the way, my longdist friend.
2:23:15 Hello.
2:23:15 Lovely to meet you, Phil of Minecraft.
2:23:18 __] Lovely to meet you, too.
2:23:19 Um, stay away from Tom.
2:23:20 He will just kill you for diamonds.
2:23:22 What the?
2:23:25 Really?
2:23:24 I would not.
2:23:25 I would not harm her.
2:23:26 Oh my god.
2:23:27 Why?
2:23:28 Bro, bro, bro, bro, Ray, I would never harm you.
2:23:30 Ignore this man.
2:23:31 He's lally this crazy man that's been speaking to me.
2:23:33 Finally, you punched her though.
2:23:34 Hey Phil, I haven't seen you in a while.
2:23:35 I want to say hi.
2:23:36 Now the joke's in the VC.
2:23:38 Big joke.
2:23:39 Oh yeah.
2:23:39 No.
2:23:40 No.
2:23:40 I ended stream.
2:23:41 I'm out of character.
2:23:42 This is out of character.
2:23:43 I just wanted to say hi to Phil.
2:23:45 No, I'm still character.
2:23:46 But you can be out.
2:23:48 Hi Phil.
2:23:48 I'm out.
2:23:48 Just say hi to not confusing at all.
2:23:50 Yeah, I'm the joke on the server.
2:23:52 I'm going to be I'm just letting you know.
2:23:54 I'm good.
2:23:54 I'm good.
2:23:55 So anyway, SL invade now.
2:23:56 I've been exiled again.
2:23:57 Phil, Tom's giving me like the the cliff notes.
2:24:00 Yeah, I've been[ __] exiled, bro.
2:24:02 You could have just read the dock, by the way.
2:24:04 So, I'm a bit annoyed, man, to do this, but
2:24:05 I'm not I'm not reading
2:24:07 in it, mate.
2:24:08 They don't even teach reading up north.
2:24:10 Let's get hell, mate.
2:24:12 They don't even teach a reading up north.
2:24:14 Surprised you even knew how to get into the Discord call.
2:24:17 __] off.
2:24:19 I will grief your house.
2:24:20 I will break the rules.
2:24:22 Nah, don't break the rules cuz then you're a bandit.
2:24:23 You don't want to be a bandit.
2:24:24 So, Schlatt and Lucas form the bandits, right?
2:24:27 Uhhuh.
2:24:27 They form the bandits.
2:24:28 This is the baddest of bad, right?
2:24:31 Right.
2:24:31 These lot are over there.
2:24:32 They break all the rules anyway.
2:24:34 They kick me out and now I have to live in Colts neck.
2:24:37 But I have a plan.
2:24:38 I'm going to get it back slowly.
2:24:38 And Ry has joined the bandits.
2:24:41 Yeah.
2:24:41 Well, I'm under Airbnb.
2:24:43 Don't say that.
2:24:43 Don't just say that to everyone who asks cuz then you're not, are you?
2:24:46 It's okay.
2:24:47 Jack's out of character.
2:24:50 Yeah, I'm out of character.
2:24:50 I wasn't even listening.
2:24:53 Yeah.
2:24:53 What's the joke?
2:24:54 I'm a neutral party.
2:24:55 Nah, you are though until you're not in it.
2:24:58 I'm always going to be neutral, man.
2:24:59 That's the joke.
2:24:59 That's the joke.
2:25:00 I don't know.
2:25:00 I feel like I feel like the pope could just start war.
2:25:06 Yeah.
2:25:05 Nah.
2:25:06 It's not what Joshua would want.
2:25:08 That's like saying the royal family is neutral.
2:25:09 You know what I mean?
2:25:10 We all know.
2:25:10 Oh, yeah.
2:25:10 Yeah.
2:25:11 Know you want to say that.
2:25:12 They represent Britain.
2:25:14 But I represent Joshua and Joshua wouldn't want any war.
2:25:18 Okay, fair enough.
2:25:19 No war from Joshua.
2:25:23 Mhm.
2:25:23 Well, that's my piece.
2:25:24 I'll be out of here.
2:25:25 Phil, it's been a pleasure to see you again.
2:25:27 Always a pleasure, mate.
2:25:28 Glad you're doing well.
2:25:30 Thanks, Phil.
2:25:30 You too, man.
2:25:33 Yeah.
2:25:34 Yeah.
2:25:34 But anyway, Phil, you've been exiled again.
2:25:37 We're redoing Dream SMP law.
2:25:39 No, this is totally different, mate.
2:25:41 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
2:25:44 Yeah.
2:25:44 Are there any discs that you're hoarding?
2:25:46 Okay, sweet.
2:25:47 Keep it that way.
2:25:48 Thank you.
2:25:48 Please, please, please.
2:25:49 This is a totally different thing.
2:25:51 First of all, the cast is different.
2:25:56 Mhm.
2:25:56 Much Yeah.
2:25:56 But feel if you feel if if you want it to be more similar, I can get in contact.
2:26:02 Don't know about that.
2:26:03 We've not really got a good track record with that working out.
2:26:06 There's at least three on the server already, by the way.
2:26:10 What do you mean already?
2:26:15 I'm just predicting, by the way, it's Harry.
2:26:17 It's Harry, Jack, and uh um Oh, yeah.
2:26:21 Yeah, let's make some predictions, guys.
2:26:22 Everyone make your predictions and Jack because Jack's not here.
2:26:26 Surely
2:26:26 Harry's definitely Harry's point for each one.
2:26:29 The person with the most points wins.
2:26:31 Who you think is it?
2:26:32 It's like a game of tag, but if you lose your career, Jesus Christ.
2:26:41 Yeah.
2:26:41 __] hell.
2:26:42 All right.
2:26:42 Good to know you've not changed that much.
2:26:45 Yes, I have.
2:26:46 I'm not it, bro.
2:26:49 I swear I'm not it,
2:26:50 bro.
2:26:51 Ra, if it's you, I'm going to be so annoyed.
2:26:53 Oh, man.
2:26:55 If it's you, that would be mad.
2:26:56 If it's you, that be so upset if it's you, Phil.
2:27:01 __] man.
2:27:01 That would be so mad.
2:27:04 You sound just like him.
2:27:05 What the hell?
2:27:07 So[ __] cursed.
2:27:09 Anyway, but um
2:27:11 cool
2:27:10 in it.
2:27:11 Yeah.
2:27:11 So, Phil, um
2:27:13 what's it?
2:27:13 They're all They've all taken it by being the bandits.
2:27:16 If you want, you could be a third neutral party, Phil.
2:27:18 But you know, we are ultimately in a fight.
2:27:20 But don't worry, it narratively I'm aware we've started as an exile
2:27:23 because I'm aware narratively it started as a parody to the Dream SMP.
2:27:26 But believe me, Phil, over time is it going to change and be unique,
2:27:29 such as my singing a Bruce song.
2:27:33 Very good.
2:27:34 Yeah, I saw a sign that said like you have to sing
2:27:38 like an entire Bruce to be part of one of the nations.
2:27:41 Wow, that's long gone.
2:27:43 That's long gone.
2:27:44 Poor Jersey.
2:27:45 That's That's ex law.
2:27:46 It's not ex law.
2:27:47 It used to happen, bro.
2:27:48 Ch, bro.
2:27:49 It changes.
2:27:52 Yeah,
2:27:51 right.
2:27:51 Okay.
2:27:52 So, apart from Are you Do you promise you're a neutral party?
2:27:55 Do you promise you're a neutral party?
2:27:57 I guess I'm just hanging out.
2:27:59 I'm literally doing Hey, I'm just hanging out on
2:28:03 Ray's on my team.
2:28:04 Ray's on our team.
2:28:05 So, is Freddy and Harry one in it?
2:28:08 Mole big snooty mole sneaking around in the dirt.
2:28:12 That's Rya.
2:28:14 Yep.
2:28:14 Big mole.
2:28:16 Big big mole.
2:28:17 Big mole.
2:28:18 Oh yeah.
2:28:18 Sneaking around in the dirt.
2:28:19 Oh yeah.
2:28:20 That's you in it.
2:28:22 When I see gold coins, put them in my pouch.
2:28:29 That's right.
2:28:30 My mole.
2:28:30 Your mole pouch.
2:28:32 Yeah.
2:28:32 Is it Is this a physical like a pouch attached?
2:28:36 I call it the kangaroo.
2:28:37 Bro,
2:28:37 I've got a little pouch that I put my gold coins in.
2:28:40 It's sewed into a coin.
2:28:41 It's horrible.
2:28:42 Sorry guys.
2:28:42 I think my only reference to moles is fantastic beasts.
2:28:45 I don't really know what they do.
2:28:49 They they be blind and underground.
2:28:51 Do you want to mess with him mad?
2:28:53 Yeah.
2:28:53 I'm a fantastic beast.
2:28:57 Raw.
2:28:59 Oh,
2:28:59 he's so Has he been like this the whole time?
2:29:04 Yeah.
2:29:04 Yeah.
2:29:04 Yeah.
2:29:04 That's normal.
2:29:05 Don't worry.
2:29:06 Thank you.
2:29:06 He's just trying to like fish for attention.
2:29:08 Like if he he says like a really
2:29:10 awkward joke and then he like gets sympathy laughs.
2:29:13 What is this?
2:29:14 What are you a[ __] therapist?
2:29:15 What are you doing?
2:29:15 Why why are you doing this for Phil?
2:29:17 Have you got any game?
2:29:18 You not bad Phil.
2:29:19 Have you heard of being the wingman?
2:29:20 You bend.
2:29:23 Imagine I joined a call with Christian
2:29:24 and was like Phil pretends to know it all.
2:29:26 So it makes him feel big.
2:29:27 Like shut up Phil.
2:29:28 Shut up.
2:29:29 I mean we're made to be boys and you throw me under the bus.
2:29:35 __] hell.
2:29:37 I mean Mole nearly died.
2:29:40 Don't call her that.
2:29:43 She literally said she's a mole.
2:29:46 Mole.
2:29:47 Amazing.
2:29:47 Beautiful.
2:29:48 Overwhelmingly amazing.
2:29:50 That's what it stands for.
2:29:54 Overwhelmingly.
2:29:53 He's such a poet, guys.
2:29:56 In it, Phil.
2:29:57 Why you always being sad?
2:30:00 Why sad?
2:30:02 How you been, Phil?
2:30:04 I've been good.
2:30:05 I've been good.
2:30:06 I've been just locked in on my hardcore world, so I took some time.
2:30:09 So, this would be a nice refresh for you to do something like properly fun.
2:30:14 I've just been getting beat up by goats on a hill, man.
2:30:16 They're ruthless.
2:30:17 I'm I was trying to get their like horns and they just keep beating me up.
2:30:21 Yeah, goats are ran into like that.
2:30:23 You talking about us?
2:30:28 Hey, Chromacopia.
2:30:32 Chroma.
2:30:33 What?
2:30:33 Why?
2:30:35 You had us until there, mate.
2:30:36 Thank you.
2:30:37 That was rough.
2:30:37 Hey, at least I had you.
2:30:40 Yeah, my my house almost set on fire, but I It was me instead.
2:30:44 I just set on fire because of the thunderstorm, so it's all good.
2:30:49 Yeah.
2:30:50 So, do you need help from anyone or like is this just a case of
2:30:53 Now we're just hanging out, I think.
2:30:54 I'll just I'll just hang out.
2:30:56 Phil, if you want to pick a side narratively,
2:30:58 this would be interesting because then it would be like, "Oh,[ __] that.
2:31:00 Do we have the weight of Phil on our side?
2:31:03 We have a lot."
2:31:03 Wait, I'm just I've got iron and gold armor
2:31:06 and building a cozy cottage on top of a hill.
2:31:09 What weight do you think I have,
2:31:11 bro?
2:31:11 You're fz, bro.
2:31:12 Why are you beating yourself up?
2:31:14 You're f You're[ __]
2:31:15 I don't even have diamond armor, dude.
2:31:17 Bro, you're filzer, bro.
2:31:18 What do you mean?
2:31:19 What weight do you have?
2:31:23 Dill diamonds, bro.
2:31:24 If I just say I've got Fzer on my team, Lucas is[ __] in his pants, mate.
2:31:29 Yeah, he he's literally called Ly[ __] pants.
2:31:31 Lucy[ __] pants, bro.
2:31:33 Lucy[ __] pants.
2:31:33 Not bad.
2:31:34 If I You say you got that is motion in the scenes.
2:31:39 I embarrassed Ly on my chat on Monday.
2:31:42 Yeah, he's a fan.
2:31:43 Fan.
2:31:46 I was like, "Hello, Lukey who's been following
2:31:48 me since 2020 and he just like froze.
2:31:55 It's fine.
2:31:55 No, you know what?
2:31:56 I have a funny story about Luki and it didn't make any sense to me,
2:31:59 but I'm sure you guys might find it amusing.
2:32:01 Um, you know, TwitchCon, TwitchCon, Rotam specifically.
2:32:08 Yeah.
2:32:07 So, Rotterdam uh was pretty fun.
2:32:10 We went out to like this bar.
2:32:12 Why is chat just saying help?
2:32:16 Speaking of the devil, you were just chatting about bro.
2:32:23 Bro, what's up,
2:32:25 bro?
2:32:25 I was just telling a story about how you got Ow, I just got beat by
2:32:29 Oh, the chat.
2:32:30 No, no, a different one about Twitch dam.
2:32:33 Oh, yeah.
2:32:34 Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:32:36 You were talking about the the the cheese the cheese wheel running.
2:32:41 M.
2:32:41 No, that's not Twitch.
2:32:42 Write it down.
2:32:43 Bro, try telling a story that makes sense.
2:32:44 Liy,
2:32:47 I joined late.
2:32:47 I didn't hear one story in front of Phil.
2:32:50 Does he not know he's a big big baby?
2:32:52 Big smelly baby.
2:32:52 It's not even worth talking about now.
2:32:55 No, you can't you can't bring up say you were talking about
2:32:59 me and then and then switch and say it's not worth talking about.
2:33:03 What?
2:33:04 Like this is like school cafeteria[ __] Like sh Don't tell him.
2:33:09 Don't tell him.
2:33:09 Don't say.
2:33:09 Don't tell him.
2:33:11 Hi.
2:33:11 Hey.
2:33:13 Use the secret.
2:33:14 Use the secret word.
2:33:15 The secret word.
2:33:16 What's the password?
2:33:17 What's the password?
2:33:19 Got to unlock the conversation.
2:33:21 Yo, I won.
2:33:23 Yeah.
2:33:23 There we go.
2:33:23 There's that.
2:33:24 Right.
2:33:24 We're out of law mode now.
2:33:25 Yeah.
2:33:28 Hey.
2:33:28 Yeah, bro.
2:33:31 Phil, where are you?
2:33:33 You ran so far away.
2:33:35 I' How long would it take?
2:33:37 How long would it take to get to you?
2:33:39 Not that me.
2:33:40 I'm like 3,500 blocks roughly.
2:33:42 So, not really that far.
2:33:44 Oh, here you are.
2:33:45 I know.
2:33:48 So, not not that long.
2:33:50 That was like long as you started talking.
2:33:52 What the hell?
2:33:53 I've been streaming.
2:33:54 This is classic Lucas, bro.
2:33:56 Just showing up.
2:33:58 There's a new It's just a hot bar mechanic.
2:34:03 Find my exact coordinates.
2:34:05 We have a room in this hotel.
2:34:07 I have a room in this hotel, Phil.
2:34:09 Oh, yeah.
2:34:09 We know you.
2:34:10 Oh, is that is that used for sniping people?
2:34:13 Got it.
2:34:14 Right.
2:34:14 The amount of friends that to me and I have
2:34:16 to let them in and hang out with them all night.
2:34:20 Jesus.
2:34:20 I promise.
2:34:21 I No, you've seen the new update, right?
2:34:25 Lucas, I might have to make a diss track on you.
2:34:26 You know,
2:34:28 I don't because I was working on the Freddy.
2:34:30 Freddy, put up a beat.
2:34:32 Okay, never mind.
2:34:33 You can't put me on the spot there.
2:34:35 Just Yeah.
2:34:35 Good luck with that.
2:34:37 I'm not aren't you.
2:34:38 Phil, this is a really nice place.
2:34:39 It's looking It's looking great.
2:34:41 Thanks.
2:34:42 You see the lightning rod in the middle?
2:34:44 That's no fire cuz fire almost happened.
2:34:48 Oh, wait.
2:34:50 I think so.
2:34:51 Yeah.
2:34:52 Is it?
2:34:52 I think it's just on hard mode.
2:34:53 It
2:34:53 is on hard mode.
2:34:54 Oh, actually.
2:34:54 Yeah.
2:34:54 I know.
2:34:55 I think you're right.
2:34:58 Hard.
2:34:58 What does the tick speed change?
2:35:00 Oh my days.
2:35:02 It changes like how fast things like basically just like the speed of the game.
2:35:08 So, like crops grow faster on a higher tick speed.
2:35:10 Mobs come after you faster on a higher tech speed.
2:35:12 Thank you for that genuine response, Phil.
2:35:14 I was a bit embarrassed to ask about it and then I got
2:35:16 Yeah, you know, it's Tom just kind of likes putting people down.
2:35:20 Yeah, I've noticed.
2:35:21 I've noticed.
2:35:22 Yeah, this guy he cuz he's sad.
2:35:24 He likes to make everyone else sad.
2:35:26 He loves doing that.
2:35:27 Bring everyone to his only child symptom actually.
2:35:33 Oh, is that in it though?
2:35:36 Oh,
2:35:36 can I just say not in it though?
2:35:38 Nothing changed.
2:35:40 Not in it.
2:35:44 No.
2:35:44 In it.
2:35:46 No one's in it.
2:35:47 No one's in it.
2:35:49 Oh, that put that on the tell in
2:35:53 on Insta.