(LORE STREAM) not crafting well...

(LORE STREAM) not crafting well...

TommyVODS

0:05 [Music] You know, since they kicked me out, it's not been easy.

0:16 Feels like I'm sinking further and further and further.

0:24 I mean, that was my house.

0:25 That was where I found care.

0:29 Born in the SMP.

0:30 What does that even mean?

0:34 I just wanted to be with people.

0:36 Now I've been exiled.

0:41 I genuinely, if I could throw myself

0:44 in front of a million spikes and get killed,

0:46 I would cuz I'm so hurt by the bandits.

0:52 Schlatt, Lucas, the rest of them, whoever else decides to join them,

0:56 just know the New Jersey is forever in our hearts.

1:02 Because as Springsteen said, come on and take your best shot.

1:08 Let me see what you've got.

1:11 Bring on your wrecking ball.

1:17 Well, I may struggle with the craft now.

1:22 But sometimes it's healthy just to wallow, just to feel.

1:29 But I will make it back.

1:32 Even if I'm not crafting well.

1:36 Not crafting well.

1:41 [Music] It's just bare literally bare sadness all around guys.

2:06 Ah, there was so much sadness overwhelming me.

2:09 That's how I'm feeling right now because of on account

2:14 of the fact that New Jersey has been taken from me.

2:21 But don't worry, guys.

2:22 Let me get on the Minecraft soundtrack.

2:24 I know.

2:25 I literally know.

2:26 I can feel everyone's sadness as an empath.

2:29 Just let me take it.

2:30 Let me take the sadness from you.

2:33 Oh, there's so much of it.

2:35 Oh, it's all right, guys.

2:38 It's me.

2:39 Tell me[ __] in it.

2:42 Let me read some subs first.

2:44 Katherine, thank you for the 61 months.

2:45 Kitty, thank you for the uh two months.

2:47 Hey, Hadira.

2:48 I think the three 39 months autumn.

2:51 Thank you guys.

2:52 Take average arrow going to perform Tazar.

2:54 Thank you guys if you if you didn't watch the last stream.

2:59 Look, I haven't shaved guys.

3:01 Wxile beard.

3:03 Really?

3:03 Am I genuinely?

3:04 Can you believe I'm not doing this again, bro?

3:10 Anyway, let me just catch people up if they haven't seen.

3:17 So, I started a new world.

3:20 They're born in the SMP for a laugh.

3:22 We're all having fine.

3:23 Lucas helps me build this house.

3:25 All of a sudden, Lukey, he's a new one.

3:27 He's a legendary.

3:28 We got Lukey.

3:29 We got Rehea.

3:29 We got Bad Linu.

3:30 We got Tubbo.

3:31 We got Apparently Phils has logged on tonight.

3:33 The[ __] Anyway, I'm chilling.

3:36 Then all of a sudden, Schlatt joins,

3:40 starts trying to kill Rya, my longdistance friend.

3:45 The pain.

3:45 I won't have that.

3:48 I stop him.

3:49 I actually stop him.

3:51 I don't cuz then Lucas, little shitty Lucas, who's better at the game than me,

3:55 cuz I'm, by the way, I'm ass now, by the way.

3:57 I'm actually[ __] at the game now.

3:59 Um,[ __] betrays me, join Schlatt, and they kick me out.

4:05 I know I have to live in New Albania with average Harry.

4:07 And guess what?

4:07 It's not even Average Harry.

4:08 It's fake average Harry.

4:09 So, I haven't been on, but don't worry.

4:12 I have a couple tricks up my sleeve, a couple plans for today.

4:16 I believe all of Well, I actually know all the boys are on because

4:18 I[ __] scheduled them because guess what, mate?

4:20 It's not 2020.

4:20 We're not all inside.

4:21 So, we'll have to schedule it.

4:23 But who's on?

4:24 Oh my gosh, look at this.

4:28 In 2025, 1 2 3 4 5 six.

4:32 Six are on.

4:39 Where am I?

4:40 What is this?

4:42 What has happened here?

4:44 Oh.

4:44 Oh my god.

4:44 I just did the breath.

4:45 Unironically, I just did hear me.

4:47 I just did the breath.

4:48 Clip it.

4:50 Now I have to get back to New Albania.

4:52 I'm not meant to be here.

4:53 Off.

4:54 Wait.

4:54 I could join their call.

4:55 I actually never heard Freddy and Sh.

4:57 I'm going to join and listen quietly.

4:59 You're just using my house,

5:02 huh?

5:02 So, what's going on here?

5:04 So, there was a there was a bridge to New Albania,

5:06 but I logged in and it was destroyed.

5:07 I think ISIS returned.

5:10 So, what?

5:13 Yeah.

5:14 Apparently, ISIS has returned.

5:16 Listen, buddy.

5:16 If ISIS comes back, it's going to be a whole lot bigger than one little house.

5:23 I'm just saying.

5:24 Parting.

5:24 They They said they're doing it to send a message,

5:28 right?

5:28 Okay.

5:30 I mean, I don't mind sharing, Harry.

5:32 You're a sound guy.

5:33 Well, well, well.

5:34 You messaged me something, but it was sent.

5:35 Tom, what did you message me?

5:36 It's censored.

5:37 You Well, I'm going to ignore Harry.

5:40 Well, well, well.

5:42 Wow.

5:42 Hello.

5:42 Look who it is.

5:44 Hi, Tom.

5:45 Hi, gentlemen.

5:46 How are you?

5:47 I'm not great.

5:48 What the[ __] have you done with all this bamboo?

5:51 What does it look beautiful?

5:52 What?

5:53 I planted one and look what happened.

5:56 What the[ __] is this?

5:57 I don't see the issue, ma'am.

6:00 That's

6:00 It does smell quite nice.

6:01 I read the patch notes.

6:03 That's what it does now.

6:05 Yeah, it spreads.

6:06 Did you know Bamboo?

6:08 They brought Notch back and this is what he does to my favorite game.

6:13 He had one day on Minecraft and this is why

6:15 I'm not even All right, I'm going back to New Albania, mate.

6:18 I can't even see my

6:20 bann you know you're not supposed.

6:24 Oh,[ __] off.

6:26 This is New York.

6:30 Come take a look.

6:32 There's nothing to[ __] look at.

6:33 Hold on.

6:34 My Minecraft crash.

6:35 A course.

6:37 We'll give you We'll give you a tour of the place.

6:38 Look at this.

6:39 Look at this.

6:40 New York.

6:42 We don't play by the rules.

6:44 We don't.

6:44 New Jersey is built on a foundation of rules.

6:47 What rules?

6:50 Exactly.

6:50 This is But we've rules create structure.

6:52 We need rules.

6:54 Look at this.

6:55 Rudy Giuliani mind shaft.

6:58 Don't mind by the rules either.

6:59 We don't play by the rules.

7:03 And look at this.

7:04 And you know what?

7:05 Here's the real kicker.

7:06 Look at this.

7:11 Rudy Giuliani carrot farm.

7:14 You farm by the rules.

7:15 We don't farm by the rules.

7:16 It doesn't say that.

7:16 It feels like you farm by the rules.

7:18 Yeah.

7:19 We need I'm still figuring out how not to do that.

7:23 Okay.

7:23 How do you not mine?

7:25 Look, Lucas, mate.

7:26 I'm not being funny.

7:27 You're actually a knobhead.

7:28 What the[ __]

7:29 Cuz you took my glorious Freddy.

7:31 You haven't been on you.

7:32 These guys took my glorious house.

7:34 They killed my longdistance friend who genuinely I know, Freddy.

7:40 What?

7:40 So, so I'm confused.

7:41 Is this not New Jersey anymore?

7:44 No.

7:44 No, it's New York.

7:45 New York, Freddy.

7:46 And we're bandits cuz we don't rules.

7:49 We don't play rules, mate.

7:50 I swear I need some structure right now cuz it's stressing me out.

7:53 The rules.

7:55 No.

7:54 New Jersey.

7:55 No rules.

7:56 Four blocks away.

7:57 No, I hate you bad Lu.

8:01 What?

8:01 I hate you.

8:05 Oh, did you not see this one?

8:08 Oh, sorry.

8:09 I did not see that.

8:12 Oh, look.

8:12 No mentioning bad stuff.

8:14 This rule is for Harry cuz he brought up ISIS two seconds into my stream.

8:17 Harry, get a grip.

8:19 Harry.

8:19 Harry, get ahead in the game.

8:20 Harry, this is your first rodeo.

8:22 You're with experts here right now.

8:24 The rules.

8:25 Look, we don't play by no effing rules.

8:30 Well, you're writing it.

8:30 I don't know what you're I put ISIS rocks on it and it's blank.

8:39 Okay.

8:39 Right.

8:39 Let me get back.

8:43 I'm a different VC.

8:45 Chat, ISIS does not rock.

8:46 For the record, just for any younger viewers,

8:51 I don't like the direction Harry's taken this in his two seconds.

8:54 I might have to[ __] ban him.

8:57 Oh, thank you for the 60 months, bro.

9:00 Mate.

9:03 Oh, mate.

9:04 And it's raining.

9:04 This is Do you not study English?

9:06 This is pathetic fallacy.

9:08 It's raining cuz it's sad.

9:10 All I wanted was my little world where we play by the rules.

9:15 It's not good.

9:16 Yeah.

9:16 No, it's not.

9:16 It's genuinely not.

9:20 Oh man.

9:25 I need to speak to Harry about cancer dog.

9:33 In fact, I'll pull him.

9:34 I'll pull him.

9:37 Harry.

9:37 Oh my god.

9:38 I'll p I pulled you.

9:39 Pull me.

9:40 Yeah,

9:40 I have.

9:41 Can you come to New Albania, please?

9:44 My my The land of the Harry.

9:46 Well, no.

9:47 First of all, it's Average Harry owns this land, not you, Average Harry.

9:50 Uh, we run as a duo.

9:52 Do you really?

9:53 He's my Norwegian counterpart.

9:56 Is that true?

9:57 Let me see if this is true.

9:59 He's just shaking his head.

10:00 Harry, what?

10:03 Okay, first.

10:04 No.

10:04 And he's Danish.

10:05 I'm Danish.

10:06 How dare you?

10:08 Okay.

10:08 I don't even know what.

10:10 Harry, look, I need to speak to you about something cuz I logged

10:12 on the other day and there's a huge Is this meant to be Walt, my dog?

10:18 Walter.

10:18 I don't even know his name.

10:19 This is incredibly offensive that you've drawn my cancer dog in the game.

10:23 I log on and immediately you're bringing up terrorist groups.

10:25 You've made my dog.

10:27 Okay, let's No, you talk then I'll reply.

10:30 Actually, go on.

10:31 I I enjoy that.

10:32 But you know, look, you've built my dog who's literally got saroma.

10:37 Yeah, you can see it.

10:38 That's

10:40 That's it.

10:40 That's it, is it?

10:41 No, that's No, no, I ran out of blood.

10:43 That's so I mean that's not that's not what it is.

10:45 That's not what it is.

10:47 It's quite frankly genuinely everyone in chat is getting so angry

10:50 and saying they all might spam report you out of wrongness.

10:53 They're laughing actually.

10:55 And now average Harry is the leader of New Albania.

10:57 Average Harry and he's allowed me to stay here.

10:59 He's given me a citizenship.

11:03 Okay.

11:03 Um well can I give you my view?

11:05 You tell me your view and tell me what's been happening.

11:09 Um so obviously I was heartbroken.

11:12 Gave me a call.

11:13 You said Walter's got cancer.

11:14 And I said, "Dude, stop with the Breaking

11:16 Bad spoilers." And then you said, "No, my dog." My dog.

11:21 I went, "Fuck." I know.

11:24 That's what I went as well.

11:26 I went, "That's horrible." Well, you know, there's two things you love.

11:30 Your dog and Minecraft.

11:34 So, I went, I'm going to build a tribute to your dog

11:36 for when I was going to hide this from you until he eventually kicks.

11:39 How could you possibly hide this?

11:41 I I ran out of blocks.

11:42 So, I was going to build a house around it and just

11:44 Well, the nurse is speculating he has 6 months to live.

11:47 And I'm joking about this to cope.

11:50 Well, in 6 months, the server's going to be dead.

11:54 So, if you we if we can kind of maybe do like a funeral now.

12:01 I don't want to know cuz my mom said to me, by the way, my mom said in person,

12:04 she went, "By the way, I'm just letting you know, like, I've changed my mind.

12:07 I don't want you to do any jokes about water on stream." And I'm like,

12:09 "Mom, we are a long way past that.

12:12 Do not tune in to any of my streams.

12:13 She was like, I'll genuinely be so angry at Harry.

12:15 I was like, Mom, do not watch any of my streams.

12:17 Well, I didn't.

12:18 You didn't.

12:18 If I can I can destroy this and turn it into

12:21 No, it's Don't destroy him.

12:22 Don't destroy him.

12:23 That's horrible.

12:24 Cuz if I destroy it, what what if I've accidentally made a voodoo doll?

12:27 What if this is accidentally a voodoo doll I've made?

12:29 Don't even say that.

12:29 That would be horrid, right?

12:31 Okay.

12:32 What I'm going to do is I with permission from average Harry 1,

12:35 I'm going to go and make myself a little base in New Albania where I can walk.

12:39 I think in in 20 minutes, um, Mrs.

12:41 Blipop, my longdist friend, is getting on.

12:44 Your long just friends.

12:45 Yeah.

12:46 Yeah.

12:46 And I'm going to go talk with her.

12:48 But I think I need to make a little house.

12:51 All right.

12:52 That's in my bullet points for the law is make a house.

12:55 You're free here.

12:57 Are you Whose side are you on?

12:59 You two.

13:00 Cuz I personally intend to, and don't tell no one this.

13:05 I tend to in about 10 days I'm going to create

13:08 a lava full area in which to overthrow the bandits.

13:14 Can I trust you with this information?

13:16 Can you tell me who the bandits are?

13:18 Bandits are Schlatt and Lucas.

13:22 Oh, Schlatt does.

13:24 Yeah.

13:24 Okay.

13:26 Don't say that.

13:27 Wasn't me.

13:28 That wasn't me.

13:28 That wasn't No, that's not me.

13:33 That's not That's not Okay.

13:35 No, no, no, no, no.

13:37 Don't check your head, bro.

13:39 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

13:40 No, no, no.

13:41 Chill.

13:42 Chill.

13:44 Everybody was D.

13:46 That wasn't cannon.

13:49 Um, the[ __] did you say?

13:50 That wasn't mean.

13:51 He didn't mean it.

13:51 He didn't mean it.

13:52 He didn't mean it.

13:53 That was No.

13:55 Flap.

13:56 Flap.

13:56 Flap.

13:56 Please.

13:57 No.

13:57 Flap.

13:58 I'm so sorry.

13:58 I I'm not with him.

13:59 I'm actually not with him.

14:01 Flap.

14:01 That wasn't me.

14:02 I'm not with him.

14:02 I'm not with this guy.

14:04 That was the other average.

14:05 Look at this guy.

14:07 I just He was not speaking to me.

14:08 It has It has two Rs.

14:10 It has two Rs.

14:10 Look at the message.

14:11 I could have been either of them.

14:13 Please.

14:16 Right.

14:16 Yeah, I'm three Rs.

14:18 You're Wait, you the the real Harry?

14:25 I'm the real one.

14:25 Yes, he bought He bought Your username is the one that's spelled incorrectly.

14:31 Yeah, he bought he bought the he bought the real one

14:34 and turned it into me and Tom invited the wrong username.

14:38 This is me.

14:39 I don't know.

14:40 That feels like

14:46 you.

14:46 You got to sort this out, man.

14:48 This is too much for me.

14:49 I know.

14:49 I know that there's tension between us right now, but I would never say that.

14:53 All right.

14:53 I have a My mom's friend is from New York.

14:55 She said she doesn't like those kind of jokes.

14:57 So, I would not do that.

14:58 Don't.

14:58 Hey, my longist friend is from New York.

15:01 Not my longdistance friend.

15:02 My mom's friend Judith is from New York

15:04 and she and that so I don't do those things.

15:07 Oh yeah.

15:09 Yeah.

15:09 How long were you hanging around with the fake version of me thinking it was me?

15:13 Well, he would give me diamonds in cobblestone.

15:16 So I was just I was hanging out with him all day.

15:21 Really?

15:22 Yeah.

15:22 Look.

15:22 Yeah.

15:22 This is like he's like some like 16-year-old Danish kid.

15:26 He's not 16.

15:27 How old is he?

15:29 He's He's eight.

15:30 Hold on.

15:30 Wait.

15:31 Watch this.

15:32 Watch this.

15:33 I haven't just added a minor to the server, Harry.

15:35 Don't say that.

15:37 I don't know.

15:37 Maybe.

15:38 Wait, wait, wait.

15:39 Wait for it.

15:47 Oh.

15:47 Oh,[ __] Hang on.

15:48 You're meant to be with me, you know.

15:50 He's like He's like your pet.

15:56 Uh, I don't like when you you use that word, but

16:00 I'm sorry.

16:01 You know it is.

16:03 Who?

16:03 Um, well, that's not that's not on.

16:05 But I I do not stand with what he said.

16:08 Can we just um Harry's Can I just take you both over here?

16:13 All right.

16:14 That wasn't me.

16:15 Flat.

16:16 I'm cleaning out your house, by the way, Tommy.

16:18 I mean my house.

16:20 No, wait.

16:20 I'm going to give you the rest of the[ __] that's in there.

16:22 X-ray vision for diamonds.

16:24 All right.

16:24 All right.

16:24 All right.

16:24 All right.

16:25 Let me get my rose, ma'am.

16:29 What the[ __] What?

16:36 No.

16:36 No.

16:37 No.

16:37 No.

16:37 We got rid of the bridge in order to make it like there's been a divide.

16:41 There's been a divide

16:43 between you and between New Albania and New York.

16:48 Oh.

16:48 Why is there a divide?

16:49 Because you exiled me.

16:50 You literally exiled me.

16:52 But you're not part of Albania.

16:56 Give me a good lost cannon life.

17:00 Hi guys.

17:01 Jack, I know.

17:02 I can't do this now.

17:03 I cannot do this now.

17:06 Guys, I need to establish a new home.

17:08 I'm not speaking to all of these people who are just here.

17:11 Look at my house with cobblestone.

17:13 Me and Schlattack got on and we chatted for ages and mine,

17:16 but it wasn't canonical.

17:18 Look, are you coming to get your rose or not?

17:20 All right, I'll come get it.

17:21 There's a couple other things in here that I just it just

17:25 reminds me of you and I really hate that.

17:28 You don't want to be reminded of me.

17:29 I'm one of the nice guys.

17:31 I'm one of the good ones, mate.

17:32 No, you're not.

17:33 I'm one of the good guys.

17:34 You're not playing by the rules.

17:36 You know what?

17:36 Even if Even if you were one of the good guys,

17:39 I would be a good I would I don't play by the rules.

17:42 So,

17:43 yeah.

17:43 So, no one likes people who don't play.

17:44 Can I What have you Oh, mate.

17:46 My May I come in?

17:49 Yeah.

17:49 my beautiful homestead.

17:51 Oh, and it was the first good house I've ever built, mate.

17:54 Uh-huh.

17:54 Uh-huh.

17:55 And it's all mine now.

17:56 It's filled with sheep.

17:59 I don't know where these those things came from, actually.

18:02 Oh, is it in here?

18:04 Where's my stuff?

18:04 What the hell is all this?

18:05 What What is this smithing template?

18:07 What is

18:08 It's all just new randomness, right?

18:11 May I take this?

18:14 Look.

18:13 Yeah, take it, man.

18:15 Wow.

18:15 Thank you.

18:16 You want the pot, too?

18:17 You want the If you want the bed.

18:20 No, you know you keep the bed.

18:21 I need the I need the bed.

18:26 Home sweet home.

18:29 Do you like that?

18:33 Home sweet home.

18:35 Look, I got a couple meetings I got to get to.

18:38 So, can we wrap this up?

18:40 Yeah.

18:40 Okay.

18:40 Yeah.

18:40 Sorry.

18:41 Well, thank you for having me.

18:44 Yeah.

18:44 You're not allowed back here for a while.

18:46 You know that, right?

18:46 to New Albania or just your house?

18:50 New Al I have I don't know what New Albania is.

18:54 Nope.

18:54 It's New York.

18:55 New York.

18:56 I'm not allowed in.

18:57 You're not allowed You're not allowed near this building.

19:00 You're not allowed near Rudy Giuliani's mind shaft.

19:03 Nor are you allowed near Rudy Giuliani's carrot farm either.

19:10 But I will I will admit if you decided to break those rules,

19:16 I would have to respect it because we don't play by no effing rules.

19:21 But if you're not with us, you're against us.

19:23 So what's it going to be?

19:25 I'm not with you.

19:26 I'm not with you.

19:27 I want my home back, mate.

19:31 God, you're good at this stuff.

19:34 Yeah, right.

19:34 I did drama in year eight, mate.

19:36 Yeah,

19:37 yeah, yeah.

19:39 Fine.

19:39 I need Yeah, I was raising the tempo there.

19:42 Kind of giving it a bit more.

19:44 All right.

19:45 Well, uh

19:47 I guess I'll see you around.

19:49 Yeah, I'll see you around, mate.

19:51 And stay out.

19:52 Oh, no.

19:53 Don't even say that like that cuz that was cutting.

19:55 That was cutting the way you desired to say that.

19:57 Stay out.

19:57 Do it again, but even loud with even more.

20:00 Kill it.

20:01 Stay out.

20:01 One more.

20:02 One more.

20:02 Talk to my right-hand man, Lucas.

20:05 Is his name Lucas?

20:06 It's Lucas.

20:06 Yeah, but he goes by Ly online like a sexy pseudonym like Tommy,

20:10 you know, whereas I'm Tom.

20:13 Right.

20:14 So when you made the username Tommy in it, you that was like a sexy

20:19 It was for sex appeal.

20:20 Yeah.

20:20 It massively backfired.

20:25 All right then.

20:27 All right.

20:30 Harry, why is he in here?

20:31 What?

20:32 Harry, right?

20:35 Actually, guys, I do not think I should have told Harry,

20:38 average Harry, immediately about my plot to overthrow Schlatt.

20:40 Do you know what I mean?

20:41 Cuz that kind of immediately But you know what?

20:43 I'm sure word's going to get out.

20:44 Let me go.

20:45 I need to make a little home cuz I don't want to live in this house,

20:48 guys, in New Albania.

20:49 You know, I'll be on their land, but I think we all agree, right?

20:55 I need a little place slightly further away.

20:58 Maybe.

20:58 Oh, look.

20:59 That's an island.

21:01 An is that anyone's island?

21:04 [Music] Whose island is that?

21:10 Oh, wait.

21:11 There's a sign.

21:15 The restaurant is ready, by the way.

21:16 I'll be there soon.

21:23 Hang on.

21:23 Who's is this?

21:25 East New Albania, colony of New I have to respect the rules, guys.

21:30 I'm a big respector of rules.

21:36 I can't even see my Yeah, go to my island, mate.

21:39 All right.

21:40 All right.

21:40 I'm going to I'm going to bunker up on this island, actually.

21:44 No, he's m No, no, no.

21:45 I'm going to go on this hill here.

21:46 Is mine too much the island, guys.

21:49 I just need to make a little house.

21:50 Okay.

21:53 Wow.

21:53 YouTuber with an island.

21:54 What could go wrong?

21:55 Don't say it like that, mate, in chat.

21:58 Come on.

21:58 Don't throw.

21:59 I'm literally one of the good ones.

22:04 I saw her standing.

22:08 You leave me.

22:10 Just need a little home.

22:11 Guys, what I'm going to be doing, guys,

22:14 is I'm going to be building Bruce Springsteen's Colts Neck House.

22:17 Now, let me tell you all a little anecdote.

22:20 Before writing his hit album, Born in the USA, one of the greatest,

22:24 well, I wouldn't say one of the greatest albums ever.

22:26 I personally think about half of it is mid.

22:28 But the bad, the part that's good is very good.

22:30 well building before he wrote and released Born in the USA in 1985.

22:36 Guys, was that Beatles reference?

22:37 No, shut up.

22:38 In 1985, before he released Born in the USA,

22:41 Bruce Springsteen went ahead and made

22:42 an incredibly depressing album called Nebraska.

22:46 Now, there's a movie coming out about Nebraska called Deliver Me from Nowhere.

22:49 You might have seen it.

22:50 It's got Jeremy Alan White in from the bear.

22:53 Now, guys, jokes on you, creeper.

22:56 You're actually helping me, stupid knobhead.

23:00 Oh, my amazing friend while doing it.

23:06 What are you on about?

23:06 No, listen guys, listen.

23:07 Everyone get out your notepad.

23:09 All right.

23:12 Before he made Born in the USA,

23:14 Bruce Springsteen made an album prior to this called Nebraska.

23:16 This is one of the most cutting, depressing albums of all time.

23:19 However, it wasn't for Nebraska,

23:20 which he recorded all in his homestead who wouldn't

23:22 have self-made artists in their home like we do today.

23:25 a whole generation of artists, Spotify artists, everyone who make home music.

23:29 Bruce Springsteen was the first to release a huge record made at home.

23:34 Now, he famously did this in his cults neck house in New Jersey.

23:38 I myself have visited the house on a Bruce Springsteen tour of New Jersey,

23:42 which obviously I have done.

23:43 Guys, if you're in New Jersey, you should do.

23:45 You can't go up to the house because of the property.

23:46 I debated going up to the house and asking, "Hey,

23:49 can I come look at the Bruce Springsteen Nebraska

23:50 house?" But I'm sure they get that a lot.

23:51 You can't go and do that.

23:52 It's borderline a little doxy what I did with Bruce.

23:55 But it doesn't matter guys.

23:56 It's on the tour guide thing and we're past that.

23:58 When you get to a certain level of fame,

23:59 your home becomes property to the masses,

24:01 but this is a thing for a different day.

24:04 My point being, he lived in a very iconic house in in Colts Neck.

24:10 I intend to rebuild this house.

24:14 And this is where I will live in the Colts Neck.

24:17 We call this area Cult's Neck.

24:20 Okay, you're welcome for being educated.

24:26 And this guys is where I will write Minecraft Nebraska.

24:31 Mcrafter.

24:33 Okay.

24:34 And this is how I will process all of my emotions.

24:37 Let me show you an image of the Nebraska house.

24:39 And don't worry guys, it's not Doxy Bruce Springsteen cuz it's public.

24:45 That'll play in Nebraska on these streams too, chat, in order to educate you.

24:49 Look, so this is the Nebraska house.

24:51 Oh, don't even my Look, here you go.

24:54 This is the sort of house.

24:55 And this is his indoor with the orange shag carpets.

24:58 This is where we will build now in New Jersey.

25:01 Okay, so we need orange wool.

25:03 We need sort of spruce spruce house.

25:06 Spruce and brick.

25:08 Thought Bruce Springsteen was dead.

25:10 Shut up, mate.

25:10 You're just saying that for attention.

25:12 You did not think that cuz you obviously didn't think that.

25:17 Now I just need to get on with this and then I can

25:18 speak to other people in calls cuz I'm just a little overwhelmed right now.

25:25 Okay guys, who is that making noise?

25:30 You're a knobheaded.

25:30 You're a noheaded and I ate you.

25:33 Right, guys, we need to go and get some spruce.

25:36 Uh some just over here.

25:38 Okay, but we also need to go and speak

25:44 to Rya because I have a glorious, glorious plan.

25:49 Who is with me, chat?

25:51 Okay, you don't seem very with me.

25:58 I feel like this chat is filled with Bruce haters.

26:00 They don't even totally understand him yet, but they will.

26:02 Through the course of born in the SMP, there is only one rule.

26:05 You are great.

26:06 Thank you.

26:07 There's only one rule with born in the SMP.

26:10 Just to plan over dinner at Shimbagal.

26:12 Oh, that is a great dinner and dinner.

26:16 Dinner date and plans.

26:19 Yes.

26:19 What a gorgeous idea.

26:20 Average Harry, prepare the diner.

26:23 Oh, we'll be taking Rya there.

26:27 Gorgeous.

26:28 Gorgeous stuff.

26:32 I got food ready and a fivestar waiter.

26:34 Incredible.

26:36 date with a 16-year-old.

26:37 He's not 16.

26:38 Okay.

26:40 How old are you?

26:42 He's not 16.

26:43 It's It's with my longdistance friend.

26:45 It's not a date.

26:45 It's a platonic thing.

26:47 18.

26:48 What's a platonic thing?

26:54 Hey, I doing Hey, they just they weren't talking to me in the other one.

26:59 Were they not?

27:02 No.

27:01 This is why.

27:02 And shall I tell you why?

27:04 Why?

27:05 And this is the one of the only things

27:07 that's unfortunate about Schlatt is he is a sexist.

27:12 Oh, okay.

27:14 Yeah.

27:14 Yeah.

27:14 Yeah.

27:14 Yeah.

27:16 Okay.

27:16 So, that's one of the only actually most people

27:18 in this there's going to be Freddy isn't and Lucas isn't.

27:20 That's going to be one of the hard things you're going to have to get over.

27:23 Oh, Phil's by the way.

27:24 Biggest one yet.

27:26 He always gave me that vibe.

27:28 Yeah, right.

27:30 I feel like that always went unnoticed.

27:33 I I always tried to call him out from the early days of the SMP,

27:36 but no one um no one ever really sort of no one ever paid attention to me.

27:42 I'm so sorry that nobody paid attention to you.

27:44 That sounds really awful.

27:46 Thank you.

27:47 Cuz a lot of people don't get me in the way that it feels.

27:50 It sounds like you.

27:51 Why are you that giggling?

27:52 I No, I'm not giggling.

27:53 I get I get you.

27:55 Yeah, right.

27:55 He would always just say these little

27:57 remarkable off remarks and off comments like uh

28:01 he'd say stuff to me in private like um you know just little subtle stuff

28:06 like I hate my wife and I hate all women and all women are bad.

28:09 Ah and I go something just feels off about that.

28:13 I I'm really glad you stood up to him cuz that's really Oh you didn't.

28:19 No, I'm just telling Is that why you you invited it to the S&P?

28:21 Well, you just had to get it off your chest somehow.

28:24 Yeah, I see.

28:25 I see it's there's a lot of people on.

28:27 We're actually about to hit the player limit on realms.

28:31 There's a player limit on

28:33 a harsh sound with a lot of S.

28:36 I love when you give me criticisms on my voice.

28:39 I think it's one of the only ways I'm going to be able to fix you.

28:44 Why are you giggling?

28:45 I did not I did not give you permission to giggle.

28:52 Just kidding, guys.

28:53 That was a little uh parody, a little skip/p parody on toxic masculinity.

28:58 Okay.

28:58 Not really.

28:59 That's something we've been rehearsing behind the scenes.

29:01 Just a prank for you guys.

29:03 You can know what it would look like for the audience.

29:04 Okay.

29:04 So, you can spot it.

29:07 Yeah.

29:08 Yeah.

29:08 Okay.

29:09 So, don't worry.

29:09 Cuddles.

29:10 Cuddles for chat.

29:13 Nuzzling you all.

29:18 What the hell?

29:18 What?

29:20 Never mind.

29:22 Where are you?

29:23 Are you in the great blopouolis?

29:25 I'm in Bopoulos.

29:26 Where are you at?

29:27 Did you see all the bamboo?

29:28 I did.

29:29 I'm in my new home in Colts Neck.

29:32 In where?

29:34 Colts neck.

29:34 It's an area of New Jersey.

29:36 Um, but it's not in New Jersey anymore.

29:38 New Jersey is now New York.

29:39 It's getting very confusing geographically already.

29:42 This

29:43 It is.

29:44 All right.

29:44 I'm swimming over to you.

29:45 Oh, it's taken so much out my arms.

29:48 This is my role playing by the way.

29:49 Oh, cuz I'm doing the boat.

29:54 I thought you work out all the time.

29:56 I do.

29:58 This is just that time.

29:59 Ah.

30:00 Oh my gosh.

30:03 Oh, so I'm getting sweaty.

30:04 Oh, you might know.

30:05 If I have sweat stains, don't don't be staring.

30:07 I won't look at No, I won't look at them.

30:09 I Hey, I get sweaty all the time.

30:11 Seriously.

30:13 Oh, hey.

30:16 Hey,

30:17 I'm stuck in there.

30:17 But hey,

30:19 you got it.

30:20 I have a plan.

30:21 Okay.

30:21 What's your plan?

30:22 I have a plan.

30:23 Wait, let me turn my relaxing.

30:24 I would like to do Yeah.

30:25 Yeah.

30:25 I've turned off my Minecraft OST.

30:27 I have a plan.

30:28 I would like to He's staring.

30:31 He's perving.

30:32 What are you doing?

30:33 Why are you perving on us, man?

30:34 I could see you over there.

30:35 What are you doing over there?

30:36 We're just talking, you know.

30:37 We're just talking.

30:38 Talking shot.

30:39 Talking.

30:40 Yeah,

30:40 we're just talking.

30:41 What is that?

30:42 What is What?

30:44 Where are you right now?

30:45 What is that

30:47 in my house?

30:49 Where is that?

30:50 Is this Is that my land?

30:53 No.

30:53 No.

30:53 This is blipolis.

30:54 It says blip blopolis.

30:55 What the hell is Blopolis?

30:59 Bliplos.

31:03 Blip.

31:03 Go on.

31:08 Blopolis.

31:07 Yep.

31:08 There you go.

31:12 That was good.

31:15 It's a big fish that I that I live in.

31:17 Oh, look.

31:18 I'm going to be coming over there to annex you pretty soon, just so you know.

31:23 Sorry.

31:23 Which one's annexing?

31:25 Yeah.

31:25 What does that mean?

31:27 Annexing.

31:30 Which?

31:29 That's like, you know,

31:30 when when we when we uh come over and like take all your[ __] Who's joining?

31:37 I know.

31:38 And then you become like a like a like a puppet state of of New York.

31:44 I'm freaking panicking.

31:47 I I think I don't really want you to do that.

31:51 Is that fine?

31:54 Why is he looking down like that?

31:57 I'm not looking down.

31:58 I'm looking at my right-hand man, Ly.

32:00 No, I'm not.

32:02 There he is.

32:05 The devil.

32:06 And Ly, what do you say we turn this?

32:08 What?

32:09 Bop blop.

32:12 No, you can't take anything from her.

32:15 I won't let you.

32:18 Oh, what do you say we turn that into Queens?

32:20 In a queen.

32:23 Queens, maybe.

32:24 Great idea.

32:25 A burrow, you know.

32:27 Manhattan.

32:27 Just Just Queens.

32:29 Well, obviously we're Manhattan.

32:31 We We're going to turn into a burrow, you know.

32:33 What if it was blip Bronx?

32:36 Queens are on the blip of Bronx.

32:39 I'm on the side of good word.

32:42 I'm on your side.

32:43 I'm

32:44 Oh, that's totally a Staten Island.

32:46 No, it's not.

32:47 No, it's not.

32:48 That's totally Staten Island.

32:51 Look,

32:51 you guys continue whatever you you're talking about.

32:53 Me and Luke are going to come over and survey the land.

32:58 Yeah.

32:57 Well, there's not much.

33:00 You see,

33:02 right, I need to talk with you.

33:04 Okay.

33:05 I've just made us a new but we're not

33:07 safe here with the surf with the surf walking over VC3 just dropped.

33:14 I just Here's what I'm going to do.

33:15 Rya, we're not safe here.

33:16 Let me take you to a restaurant actually that my friend Harry's been working on.

33:21 Little restaurant.

33:25 Let me take you to a restaurant.

33:26 Wait, what are you What are you looking at, man?

33:28 Don't worry about it.

33:28 What are you looking at?

33:29 What are you playing bamboo, bro?

33:31 Nice.

33:34 A little more of this.

33:36 A little more of that.

33:37 Does it go a little more of this?

33:40 No.

33:40 No.

33:42 Just take a little Come with me.

33:43 Come with me.

33:44 I'll save you.

33:44 I'll fix you and save you.

33:46 I'll fix you and save you and fix you.

33:48 Hang on.

33:51 I'll dude.

33:52 That's crazy.

33:53 Everyone needs fixing.

33:54 You're hearing that.

33:56 Hey, we're going to survey this land.

33:57 Ly, come on.

33:58 You sicko.

34:00 Don't[ __] talk to me, Lucas.

34:04 Ry, I dragged you, VC.

34:05 I have very strong hands.

34:09 Why are they doing that to flip blobolis?

34:11 I don't I didn't do anything wrong.

34:12 They are sick.

34:13 It's because I'm a girl.

34:16 Oh, wait.

34:17 No.

34:17 __] Okay.

34:18 Wait.

34:18 Okay, he's back.

34:19 Is it because I'm a girl?

34:24 What?

34:24 Do you think they're doing it because I'm a girl?

34:27 You're a girl?

34:30 you.

34:32 What is that?

34:33 I'm not

34:33 joking.

34:34 I actually used to be when I was 16 vehemently sexist, but I'm not anymore, Rya.

34:38 I am a feminist.

34:43 That's really good.

34:44 That's I'm really glad that you That's good that you've had a change of heart.

34:50 Okay.

34:50 Fishy business.

34:50 What is he doing over there?

34:52 Don't worry about them.

34:53 Don't worry about them.

34:54 No, no, no.

34:55 Did he take my Did he take my fishing rod?

34:57 Right.

34:57 Right.

34:57 I need you to come with me.

34:58 I'm going to teach you.

34:59 I'm going to I'm going to I need to tell you about something magical.

35:02 Where you at?

35:02 I'm in East Albania

35:04 or Alban.

35:05 New Albia.

35:05 Where that is?

35:06 I just Hey, follow me.

35:08 I always want you to follow me.

35:14 Please.

35:14 I'm all I see.

35:21 Okay.

35:22 No, please don't call me performative male final boss Tony Bologna 82.

35:26 I'm so sorry about that.

35:31 It's Freddy.

35:33 No, Freddy.

35:33 No, don't.

35:34 No, cuz he's going to join.

35:35 I'm trying to take you on a I'm trying to I'm trying to Hey, guys.

35:40 Hi.

35:40 Hey.

35:40 I'm just about to take Ray around.

35:42 You look great.

35:43 Thank you.

35:44 You always look great, Freddy.

35:45 You looks like you've been cutting or stop it.

35:49 You're a[ __] gorgeous boy.

35:51 Oh, wait.

35:51 Can I have a little kiss?

35:52 I've really

35:53 No.

35:54 No.

35:56 No.

35:55 No.

35:56 It's f It's fine.

35:57 You can do a hug.

35:57 A hug.

35:58 You can hug.

35:59 You go ahead.

36:01 Yeah.

36:08 Um.

36:07 Yeah.

36:07 Yeah.

36:08 Uh.

36:08 Yeah.

36:08 You You go.

36:11 It's all kind of

36:11 What were you saying?

36:13 Everyone Everyone took my stuff and I'm I don't know what I'm homeless.

36:18 I think they're taking my home, too.

36:20 Look, guys, I have an idea.

36:22 Okay.

36:23 I have a I have a plan.

36:25 Freddy, are you are you uh pro or anti- New Jersey?

36:29 I'm New York.

36:30 No, Harry.

36:31 No, no, Harry, you were going to tell about what have I done?

36:37 You killed me.

36:38 What do you mean?

36:38 What have you done?

36:39 You killed him.

36:40 You This is You killed me.

36:42 He was taking He was taking Jack Manifold loose.

36:46 Yeah.

36:46 On the land where there's no rules.

36:48 I didn't break any rules and you killed me.

36:50 There were you broke your

36:53 Harry friendship.

36:54 Can you just give us 5 minutes of space?

36:56 Can you do that?

36:58 All right.

36:59 Thanks, Harry.

37:00 God, I genuinely makes me sick.

37:03 Oh my god.

37:03 This is why I kicked him out of my house.

37:07 Yeah.

37:07 Freddy, are you with

37:09 New Jersey or New York?

37:10 I'm anti New York.

37:11 You're pro New Jersey.

37:12 You're anti New York.

37:13 Yeah, I'm pro New Jersey.

37:14 I'm pro New Jersey.

37:16 I need to have a like every I've lost everything.

37:19 Everyone be quiet.

37:19 Everyone be quiet.

37:20 Everybody quiet.

37:21 You're one of the good ones, Freddy.

37:24 Thank you.

37:24 I appreciate I didn't know there was any left.

37:26 Chills.

37:26 Oh my god.

37:27 My whole body is bumps.

37:28 Is goosebumps.

37:29 I didn't I didn't know there were any good people last night.

37:31 Now, I'm actually going to be taking you um

37:33 out for some dinner while we discuss our plans.

37:35 Um Freddy does seem to have joined us.

37:37 So, Freddy, you're going to be here, too.

37:38 But just try and try and try and be quiet.

37:40 Try and be quiet.

37:41 Take off your armor.

37:41 Armor off, please.

37:42 Just try and be try and be quiet while I'm on my shoes.

37:47 Just try and be just try and be relatively

37:49 Yeah.

37:49 Yeah.

37:50 I'll be quiet.

37:50 I

37:51 This is Average Harry.

37:52 He's going to be our server for tonight.

37:54 I got dressed up, you know.

37:55 Uh smooth non-copyright jazz.

37:59 Love a good bit of jazz.

38:01 Sorry.

38:01 Sorry.

38:02 I'll keep quiet.

38:02 I'll keep I'll keep you quiet.

38:08 Oh, I like your skin.

38:10 I mean, thank you.

38:13 Oh.

38:13 Oh.

38:13 Oh,

38:14 let's go in.

38:14 Let's go in.

38:15 Right.

38:16 Right.

38:17 Where do we sit?

38:17 Oh, where?

38:18 Please take take your seat.

38:19 Take your seat.

38:21 Do we sit here?

38:23 Yeah.

38:24 Uh oh.

38:24 Thank you so much.

38:26 It's candle lit.

38:28 Freddy, you just sit there, man.

38:29 You just sit on one of those.

38:30 Yeah.

38:30 Yeah.

38:30 Thanks.

38:31 Um

38:31 uh um can I just say Wow, what um one pixel eyes you have.

38:38 Are they one Are they one pixel?

38:40 They're one pixel in game, but a million pixels to me.

38:44 Oh, well, thank you.

38:45 What lovely six pixel eyes you have.

38:50 Yeah, I'm uh known for my big eyes.

38:54 Wow.

38:55 So, what were we here to discuss, Freddy?

38:58 You have g you have gorgeous eyes.

39:02 Gorgeous eyes.

39:03 Oh, you're just saying that.

39:04 You don't even mean it.

39:06 Well, I I guess mine are pretty gorgeous.

39:08 So, uh

39:09 Yeah.

39:09 Oh, he knows it's worth.

39:10 He knows his word.

39:11 Yeah.

39:11 Not I just I love myself.

39:12 Ready to order?

39:13 We'd love to order.

39:14 Yes, please.

39:14 Average Harry.

39:15 Uh, what's on the menu tonight?

39:21 24 carrot and baked potatoes.

39:22 Uh, my lady, what would you like?

39:27 I would love a baked potato.

39:29 Uh, we'll have uh I'll have whatever she's having.

39:33 [Music] And Freddy, what would you like?

39:41 I brought a packed lunch.

39:42 Don't worry about me.

39:44 Okay.

39:45 Yeah, you brought a packed lunch to us.

39:47 Disrespectful.

39:46 Yeah, that just feels I don't have any money.

39:49 I can't really afford the bill.

39:50 Oh, Freddy, we can get you.

39:52 I I got it.

39:52 I trust me, guys.

39:55 It's on me.

39:55 Oh my god, that is such a you thing to do.

39:57 Just paying for everything.

39:58 Thank you so much.

40:00 Wow, I didn't know you were so generous.

40:02 I um Yeah, this guy is the most generous.

40:04 Once there was a someone uh drowning and instead of taking

40:09 a million pounds right next to it, he saved the money.

40:12 It's true.

40:12 It's true.

40:13 Did he really?

40:15 Yeah.

40:15 Wow.

40:15 I just feel like the average person would have taken

40:17 all that money and he saved the guy that was I'm not.

40:22 Did I mention it was a cute kitten as well?

40:25 Wow.

40:26 There was a what?

40:27 No, there was a cute kitten.

40:28 No, no, there was no kitten before you.

40:30 Freddy, please.

40:30 What would you like for dinner?

40:32 Oh, uh Oliver.

40:33 Um, I I just have some carrots, please.

40:37 Just as many carrots as you can get me.

40:41 Thank you.

40:42 Okay.

40:42 Okay.

40:44 I'm not like other boys, by the way.

40:45 Oh.

40:45 Oh my god.

40:47 I genuinely misclicked.

40:48 I genuinely I'm so sorry.

40:50 I I Please, please, please.

40:51 Oh, Freddy, help me out.

40:53 Freddy, help me, brother.

40:54 Help me.

40:55 I put my hand down on the mouse.

40:56 She's I genuinely This is not a reflection of a reflection

40:59 of my We'll make you sign an NDA, okay?

41:02 Because my brand is more important than you.

41:03 Please don't cry.

41:05 Please don't cry.

41:07 I hate when women cry.

41:08 Hey, it's better.

41:09 I I'll punch Tom.

41:12 She I'm not bothering her.

41:14 I'm not bothering her.

41:15 Genuinely, I'm I'm a million% not ask for Angela right now.

41:22 What?

41:21 It doesn't matter.

41:23 Okay.

41:24 Genuinely, I'm so I'm so sorry that my my hand slipped.

41:27 My finger slipped.

41:30 So anyway, I was saying I um Hey, hey, I'm I'm I have a dark side to me.

41:36 Listen,

41:36 there's not a dark side you'll ever have to see.

41:40 Okay, but please serve it.

41:42 I'm so sorry.

41:43 My house just got taken.

41:45 I just want some food and everyone wants to talk to me and it's just a lot.

41:49 It is a lot.

41:50 It is a lot.

41:52 Hey, hey, hey.

41:53 Um I'll be a shoulder to cry on.

41:56 Cry.

42:01 That's it.

42:02 That's it.

42:04 That's it.

42:04 That's it.

42:07 That's it.

42:08 That's it.

42:09 Let it out.

42:10 Let it out.

42:11 Let it out.

42:12 Let it out.

42:13 Okay.

42:13 Okay.

42:13 That's enough.

42:14 Now, I actually have a plan to uh say people are talking to you too much.

42:18 You say uh it's a Sorry, can't answer myself.

42:24 Um, but I um, you better not punch them again.

42:35 I uh, what what I think we should do, guys,

42:36 is you notice that they are annexing around New Jersey.

42:39 They are taking everything.

42:40 Um, I just don't even know what that word means.

42:43 It's they're taking land and they've taken my New Jersey, turned it to New York.

42:47 But gentlemen and lady, my lady, I have a plan.

42:52 Okay.

42:53 I think what we should do, and this is controversial,

42:58 is Rya, I think you should let them annex.

43:04 Let them let them.

43:07 Why would I do that?

43:09 Wait here.

43:14 just, you know, when he said wait here,

43:15 I kind of thought that he was going to go somewhere in the game, but then he

43:22 What's your favorite color?

43:25 Um, mine.

43:29 Yeah,

43:28 I like uh one thing about me is uh

43:32 Oh.

43:33 Um,

43:33 never mind.

43:34 Never mind.

43:36 Yeah, I uh do a lot of reading.

43:37 I've recently been reading the let them theory.

43:40 Yes, I'm a hundreds of pages.

43:42 Yeah.

43:43 The right decision often feels wrong.

43:45 You see, um, fearing other people's opinions.

43:48 You're feeling you're fearing their opinion of your land taking it.

43:51 Rya, what I think we should do, listen to me.

43:55 This is what they don't tell you

43:56 in these woke self-help books wrote by liberal nonsense.

43:59 Right, is what you need to do is, right, we're going to

44:03 Didn't you write one of those?

44:04 I did.

44:04 Yes.

44:05 What we're going to do Oh, yeah.

44:07 Sorry.

44:07 Sorry.

44:07 is is what we're going to do is we're

44:13 going to let them take your land and rayer.

44:15 I want you to ask to join the bandits.

44:20 I want you to ask to join the bandits.

44:22 Rya and I want you to join them

44:23 and I want you to become Schlatt's right-hand man.

44:25 And then in about 10 days time,

44:28 maybe a bit longer, I can't let me find the date.

44:30 We'll betray him.

44:32 will throw him into lava and you Rya,

44:34 you will punch him into the lava because he'll never expect you.

44:37 Schlatt genuinely, and this is the craziest thing about this man, a spy,

44:41 a spy has never spoken to a woman.

44:44 He does not socially know what to do.

44:46 You can wear a cool out and you'll join the bandits.

44:48 Get in with them.

44:49 Get in with them, Rya.

44:50 And then on the day, bam,[ __] betray them.

44:52 All right.

44:53 W feminist literature.

44:56 Wow.

44:56 That explains why he didn't know how to talk to me and he started killing me.

45:00 I know.

45:00 because of fear.

45:01 Fear.

45:02 But what's behind fear?

45:03 All good things lie on the other side of fear.

45:06 All right, Rya and Freddy,

45:07 I think you should stay with me and we gear up and we make the But Rya,

45:11 anything he requested for you to do in order to join the bandits, we

45:16 I just do it.

45:18 All right.

45:18 Okay.

45:19 Okay.

45:19 Okay.

45:22 Okay.

45:22 And do you think that we'll just we'll

45:24 kill him and then we'll get our land back?

45:27 I think we'll kill him.

45:29 get our lamb back and then do a public we'll we'll lock him up.

45:33 We'll[ __] lock him up and we'll torture him

45:35 to bits because guess what mate, we're 18 now.

45:38 We'll do some bloody like what's that movie called?

45:40 Skull or something.

45:41 Scar.

45:42 Skull.

45:42 Scar.

45:43 Skele where they do saw.

45:46 Saw.

45:46 We'll do some saw like[ __] where I put his face in.

45:50 We

45:50 do all this madness.

45:51 We do all this madness.

45:53 Okay.

45:53 Okay.

45:53 Okay.

45:54 Uh what was that?

45:59 Oh, I'd love a cake.

46:00 There's a cake.

46:00 Oh, we would love cake.

46:02 Oh, I don't know.

46:02 I'm I'm rather full.

46:03 But sorry, I haven't even finished my entree.

46:07 How rude of me.

46:09 I'm sitting on the table.

46:10 I've gone mad.

46:17 Um, at least we have average Harry.

46:19 I don't think we should trust anyone else by us three, by the way, guys.

46:21 And average Harry.

46:22 I like average Harry.

46:23 I don't think we should trust Aar one.

46:25 I don't think we should trust Averary 1.

46:27 I don't think we should trust No, Advertary 2, sorry.

46:29 Definitely don't trust Lukey.

46:31 Definitely don't trust Well, I don't know what Jack's doing,

46:33 but I don't think we should do it.

46:34 I I don't I don't like Jack.

46:36 He's doing his stupid I mean, wait.

46:40 You've placed the cake on the ground.

46:42 We're going to be eating it off the ground.

46:43 Please, can you can you please be nice to the service workers?

46:46 No.

46:46 I'm sorry.

46:46 I'm sorry.

46:47 Average Harry.

46:48 Average Harry.

46:49 I'm not going to be dipping unless you take the cake off of the floor.

46:53 I will not be dipping.

46:54 My name is Tommy in it, Duke of the Dream SMP, founder of Lambburg.

46:59 If you think I will be eating cake off the floor, then you are mistaken.

47:03 I did not call my daughter how to be a billionaire for nothing.

47:06 I call it that because of a reflection of my finances.

47:09 If you do not take the Please take that.

47:13 We'll be leaving so shortly.

47:15 I'm so sorry.

47:15 He is god awful when he has Did I raise my voice?

47:21 Yeah.

47:21 We talked about Oh, yes, dude.

47:23 All right, get your hands, put them on your chest, and give yourself a hug.

47:30 Are you doing it?

47:31 Are you doing it?

47:32 I'm amazing.

47:34 You are.

47:34 You are.

47:36 You're incredible.

47:37 I'm so sorry, Freddy.

47:38 I just I get I get bothered.

47:40 And call me invalid all you want, chat, but I get bothered by the minimum wage.

47:45 Just being around them in their stinky life.

47:47 Just making you have no one but minimum wage people.

47:50 Then what do you do then?

47:52 __] throw myself off the Brighton pier, mate, and die.

47:56 Sorry.

47:56 Throw myself into the Nether and die.

47:58 Make

47:59 you go.

48:00 Yeah.

48:00 Yeah.

48:01 Come on.

48:01 Let's not Let's not talk.

48:02 Let's Let's get these dark thoughts away.

48:04 Okay.

48:06 You're better than this.

48:08 Oh, I didn't see you there, my lady.

48:10 What gorgeous ginger hair you have.

48:13 There's also Oh, yeah.

48:14 I'll um I'll go back to you.

48:16 My um Yeah.

48:20 Any compliments for me?

48:24 I don't think I do have any.

48:27 Ah, playing hard to get.

48:30 Yeah, you can call it that.

48:33 Do you like the plan though, guys?

48:35 Cuz this only works if all of us agree with the plan.

48:38 Yeah.

48:38 Well, I got a plan.

48:39 Does anyone else have a better plan than mine?

48:41 I've got an issue, right?

48:42 I've got something that might help your situation.

48:44 What is it, Freddy?

48:45 But I I no longer have them.

48:47 What is it?

48:49 I had these uh depressed boots.

48:51 When you wear them, you can stamp on your depression and everything gets better.

48:55 But I could have used those eight months ago if I'm honest with you.

48:58 Yeah.

48:58 Well, look, I don't have them, but average Harry killed me and he took them.

49:02 I need I actually need those cuz I don't know if you've looked at my skin,

49:05 but I'm not exactly doing I'm not crafting well right now.

49:08 Hey, you look really cool.

49:10 Really?

49:11 Yeah.

49:11 Yeah.

49:11 Yeah.

49:11 You look Even at your worst, you look

49:14 okay.

49:15 Was that a compliment, I hear?

49:17 riding down my eard drum, pinging into my brain for my memory.

49:22 Some manners.

49:24 Manners could be good.

49:25 Next time make What do you do when you're dealing with a Superman?

49:33 I hate to break it.

49:34 You're not a Superman.

49:35 You're You're I don't know, Freddy.

49:37 You're more like a boy.

49:39 What do you do when you're dealing with a super boy?

49:44 Yeah.

49:48 You guys are fun.

49:51 Okay.

49:51 Well, I didn't I didn't I didn't really choose to be on this date or what?

49:54 I don't know.

49:54 Is this

49:55 You're a welcome present.

49:56 Is this a date?

50:00 What?

50:01 What do you mean?

50:02 This isn't a date yet.

50:04 This isn't a date.

50:04 Is that the bill?

50:06 Well, it kind of feels like I'm, you know, cuz I'm on like the other table.

50:09 It kind of Oh my Oh god.

50:11 Okay, guys.

50:11 Can you Can you Can you wait outside?

50:13 You two guys, I'll handle this.

50:14 You two just wait outside.

50:15 You two just wait outside.

50:16 Are you sure?

50:16 You're not paying Freddy.

50:17 Freddy, believe me, I got it.

50:18 Believe me, I got it.

50:19 Okay.

50:19 All right.

50:20 I'm so sorry.

50:21 I will not be paying this.

50:22 This is an extortionate price.

50:24 I had no idea that the baby potatoes were £40 per.

50:26 That is ridiculous.

50:27 You did not tell me that beforehand.

50:29 I will not be paying this.

50:30 Okay.

50:30 What I will do in return is I'll pay you with something better.

50:34 Don't want to go anywhere without exposure.

50:35 I'm going to post an Instagram story of the restaurant.

50:38 Maybe he's going to pay exposure.

50:40 Oh,

50:40 in fact, you can film a Tik Tok and I'll be in it.

50:42 I'll do a trending dance.

50:43 So, I'll do a All right, I'm going to pay.

50:46 How much is that?

50:47 £83.

50:47 Okay, I'm going to pay that in the form of a diamond helmet.

50:52 I think diamond helmet is about That's actually more like £100.

50:54 So, take that.

50:55 Take that.

50:55 Thank you so much.

50:57 And and that includes tip.

50:57 That includes tip.

50:58 Yeah.

50:58 Yeah.

50:59 Okay.

50:59 Thank you so much, average Harry.

51:00 A pleasure as always.

51:01 My ally.

51:02 And keep everything between us.

51:03 Us four.

51:04 Guys, we're a four now, aren't we?

51:06 We going to be What should we be as a four?

51:09 Um

51:11 uh um the Fantastic 4.

51:15 That is really good.

51:17 Oh my god.

51:20 Rock the fantastic voice behind your back.

51:22 There's a Uhoh.

51:25 Oh, the average four.

51:25 Okay, we'll be the average four.

51:28 I like the fantastic.

51:28 I guess the average four makes sense.

51:30 The the freaking four.

51:31 What if we the freaking four?

51:32 The freaking four.

51:34 Like what?

51:34 I'm like, bro, what?

51:38 Random.

51:38 What should we be then?

51:39 What four?

51:40 Oh, I guess we're Oh, no.

51:42 We're four again.

51:43 The freaky, not the the average four.

51:45 Okay, I think average four is sticking.

51:47 The or what could we do?

51:49 The friendly four.

51:52 Then we can go for the revolution.

51:54 Like that can be a catchphrase.

51:57 FTR.

51:57 We put Senate on shirts.

51:58 FTR.

51:59 Okay.

51:59 For the revol actually no, that's what I've been really listening to Hamilton.

52:02 It's really I'm like relapsing at the moment, guys.

52:03 It's bad.

52:04 I think this is like a depression thing

52:05 where you like go back to your childhood.

52:07 But um All right.

52:08 What if we all learn the violin and then we can be the fiddly for?

52:13 Okay.

52:13 Yeah, we'll be the fiddly for the fiddly four.

52:15 Yeah, I like that.

52:17 That's really wholesome.

52:22 All right.

52:22 So, what's that name?

52:25 The Fiddly Four.

52:26 I don't

52:27 Wait.

52:27 The Avengers.

52:30 The Avengers.

52:32 The Avengers.

52:32 Listen, I think I think we could be the Fantastic Four.

52:35 I think that could be really cool.

52:38 I feel like later down the line though

52:39 with merchandising that's going to be really hard to sell.

52:43 Yeah, true.

52:43 You got to think about how awesome we are.

52:45 Everyone's going to love us.

52:47 That's so true.

52:48 That's so true, Freddy.

52:49 You're just a blessing to be around.

52:51 I mean, but even if you guys aren't stars, I will be.

52:53 What if we were the Freddy 4?

52:55 Oh, I think that's a brilliant name, actually.

52:57 The Freddy 4.

52:58 I mean, it doesn't really get better than that, does it?

53:01 That is quite true.

53:02 And then if we get another member, we can be the Freddy 5.

53:06 Freddy 4.

53:08 IE, by the way, I spelled IE, by the way.

53:11 Yes.

53:12 Yeah.

53:11 All right, guys.

53:12 Well, this has been a a pleasure, my lady and average Harry and Freddy.

53:20 Great.

53:21 Yeah.

53:21 Um, right then.

53:22 Let's be the Freddy 4.

53:24 I'm going to go make my house and then Rya,

53:26 what I need you to do is you're going to go speak to Schlatt.

53:28 We we'll we'll um Thank you.

53:31 We'll stay in the background and then anything he needs you to do,

53:33 any trials he puts you through in order to join uh the bandits,

53:37 allow us to help you with.

53:38 All right.

53:38 Secretly.

53:39 Okay.

53:40 Okay.

53:40 Freddy, we can go.

53:41 Don't be scared.

53:42 Don't be scared.

53:43 You're the most courageous, strong person I've ever met.

53:48 Okay.

53:49 Really?

53:51 Really?

53:53 Oh,

53:53 okay.

53:53 I'll do it.

53:54 We'll get back.

53:55 New Jersey.

53:56 I I don't really know why I'm I'm doing this.

53:58 Wait,

53:59 you might need it.

54:02 But listen, what we're going to do, just to clarify, you join them.

54:06 You go along with whatever they say.

54:08 You become above Lucas as his right-hand man.

54:10 You become this[ __] mega top person.

54:12 And then you betray him.

54:13 And you and you betray everything that they stand for.

54:16 The idiots.

54:17 All right.

54:17 All right.

54:17 All right.

54:18 I'm ready.

54:20 And what do you say, Ray, as you stab him?

54:23 You're no better than I hate you.

54:24 I know.

54:25 Say it.

54:26 Is that what I say?

54:26 Hey,

54:26 you're no bed and I hate you as you stab him.

54:29 He's Ly[ __] pants and he's L ship.

54:32 Say it in Say it in our mother tongue.

54:36 __] What the hell?

54:37 Say it in our mother tongue.

54:38 You're a nobody.

54:39 I hate you.

54:39 L[ __] pants.

54:41 L[ __] pants.

54:42 You're[ __] L[ __] Say man.

54:46 For your life.

54:47 For your life.

54:49 __] your mom.

54:49 I stab her.

54:49 Satan.

54:50 Please.

54:52 You guys are really scaring me.

54:53 Like no.

54:54 This is our This is what you need to do.

54:56 You need to channel your inner fear, your inner scariness.

55:00 Come on, show us.

55:01 Think of it like you're you're a monster inside.

55:03 Unleash the monster blip blop.

55:05 I'm a monster.

55:06 I'm a monster.

55:08 I'm a monster.

55:09 Give us a little roar.

55:13 And the will go.

55:16 Okay.

55:16 I a monster.

55:20 I'm so scary.

55:25 Okay.

55:25 See guys, is this the right job for me?

55:31 Yes.

55:33 Okay.

55:32 All you got to do is believe and we believe.

55:35 Okay.

55:36 Okay.

55:37 Okay.

55:38 Okay.

55:42 You're in no and I hate you.

55:44 Oh, that was good.

55:45 That was good.

55:46 You just got roasted.

55:48 He didn't like it.

55:50 Something has changed within me.

55:52 really like it.

55:53 Something is not the same.

55:55 I'm sorry.

55:56 I I'm through with playing by the rules.

56:03 What else is [Music] too late to go back to sleep?

56:17 knows my eyes and it's time to try.

56:33 All right.

56:33 Please don't put that in any compilations.

56:35 Um, that yes was amazing.

56:38 Okay.

56:38 Okay.

56:39 Okay.

56:39 Right.

56:40 I'm going to do it.

56:41 You message me if you need if you need our help.

56:43 I'm going to be

56:44 I think I think me and Harry just shared a moment.

56:46 Okay.

56:47 And I think we'll build we'll build the pit in Blipopouloolis.

56:49 All right.

56:49 Rya, you'll build the pit in Blipopolis.

56:52 Is that right, do you think?

56:53 Or should we build it like where where you going to launch that to eventually?

56:56 I don't know where we'll figure out.

56:58 I think somewhere like a bit deep in the ice spikes.

57:00 He'll never expect lava in the ice spikes.

57:02 Lava in the ice spikes, bro.

57:04 That's meta.

57:06 You speak to them.

57:06 Okay, I'm going in.

57:07 I'm going in.

57:08 All right, Freddy.

57:09 Do you want to come help me in my house?

57:10 You can make a house next to me.

57:11 Yeah.

57:11 Yeah.

57:11 Yeah.

57:11 Yeah.

57:11 We live now in Colts Neck.

57:13 Um, I'm deciding average Harry that this cult's

57:16 neck is not a part of New Albania.

57:18 Can you put a new Albania border just like behind where these torches are?

57:23 Cuz otherwise you have too it's too much now.

57:30 It's not a pit.

57:31 It's a lava lava box.

57:32 There's already a border, mate.

57:34 Oh, okay.

57:34 Nice.

57:35 Oh, yeah.

57:35 Yeah, yeah.

57:36 Gosh, this isn't the border.

57:37 Yeah.

57:37 Look, Freddy, this is my culteneck house.

57:39 It's kind of sad around here.

57:40 Oh, wow.

57:40 This is nice.

57:41 bit away from everybody, you know.

57:43 Yeah, I need to go get actually a bit more stuff.

57:45 In fact, if you I'm going to live here.

57:47 You live anywhere near round.

57:48 You could be on the ice spikes if you want, Fred.

57:50 But this is Yeah.

57:53 Top secret wild base.

57:55 Okay.

57:56 Yeah.

57:56 Well, I guess we've both been kind

57:59 of kicked out of our houses really, haven't we?

58:01 So, did they kick you out of yours as well?

58:03 Well, yeah.

58:04 Like they look they set it up as an Airbnb.

58:07 Exiled bros.

58:08 That's what I'm exiled together.

58:10 Look at me.

58:11 I wasn't exiled though.

58:12 I just I just kind of just I just had that.

58:14 No, no.

58:14 They kicked you out of your home.

58:16 You've been like, you know, they gave it back.

58:17 Don't leave me alone.

58:18 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

58:19 You've been exiled.

58:20 Don't leave me like hanging.

58:22 I haven't been exiled.

58:22 I'm not bad.

58:23 I can go I can walk in and go say hi.

58:25 You know, [Music]

58:30 please.

58:30 Sorry.

58:31 I really don't want to be.

58:32 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

58:34 Don't listen to this guy.

58:36 Let's be exiled together.

58:37 Please, Freddy.

58:37 Please.

58:38 I'm about to die.

58:38 Then it's not really exile.

58:39 I'll save you.

58:40 I love you.

58:41 Save me then.

58:42 Save.

58:42 Yeah.

58:42 See, I'm not being saved.

58:46 I'm I'm I'm on my way.

58:48 Oh my gosh.

58:51 That's you.

58:52 You're going to die.

58:54 Yes.

58:54 Can you give me a sec?

58:57 All right.

58:57 I feel like we are exiled bros, my friend.

59:00 Well, well, no.

59:01 I I'm your I'm your I'm your friend.

59:03 Look, I'm not Look, just cuz about your plan that you're working with me,

59:08 they're going to exile you.

59:09 So yeah, we are.

59:10 Yeah, but look, I prefer the term spy, you know.

59:13 No, Ray is the spy.

59:14 You're public about Yeah, but I don't have to do the hard spy work, you know.

59:18 I just get to like pretend I'm, you know,

59:20 that's not a spy then.

59:24 Okay, look.

59:24 How do I put this?

59:27 I don't know.

59:28 I don't know what you're trying to put.

59:30 I just like I want my house back.

59:32 Yeah, I want my house back.

59:33 My house is a[ __] mansion.

59:35 Obviously, you want your house back.

59:36 you know, labeling myself as ex being exiled ain't going to get that house back.

59:41 It's always about labels with you.

59:43 Well, it is, you know, like, you know,

59:44 I just I'm not declaring my It's like, why am I It's like,

59:49 why would I walk into another country and declare that I'm,

59:52 you know, that I hate them?

59:54 You're not going to do that.

59:54 You're not declaring I hate them.

59:55 You That's causing more drama than it's worth.

59:58 Wait, should we go check and see if Ray has got into the country or Yeah.

1:00:02 All right.

1:00:02 I'm just going to allow that.

1:00:04 I have a

1:00:06 Okay.

1:00:06 Is he not going to drown?

1:00:08 He's drowning.

1:00:08 Hey.

1:00:08 Yeah.

1:00:09 Yeah.

1:00:09 No.

1:00:10 No.

1:00:10 It's It's the opposite of drowning.

1:00:12 It's He's breathing.

1:00:14 He's breathing.

1:00:16 __]

1:00:17 Wait.

1:00:17 Wait.

1:00:17 Wait.

1:00:17 Let's go listen.

1:00:18 Let's go listen to if um Ray is all right.

1:00:22 Okay.

1:00:21 Get in.

1:00:21 Get in.

1:00:22 We have to be sneaky though cuz I'm not allowed.

1:00:24 Okay.

1:00:24 Be quiet.

1:00:28 Yeah.

1:00:27 That's tough.

1:00:28 You just you just did that at my birthday and I was really drunk to the point

1:00:32 where I didn't remember it until Tom told me you'd done it the next day

1:00:35 and he told me apparently in the moment

1:00:37 my eyes just widened and I didn't know what to say and I'm so curious what you

1:00:41 were trying to translate to me in that moment.

1:00:44 It was it was my birthday send off to you.

1:00:48 Send off.

1:00:49 I said goodbye, happy birthday.

1:00:50 And then I said hey listen you are infinite.

1:00:53 I just feel like myself.

1:00:56 Do you really think?

1:00:58 Oh my my my my lightning rod worked.

1:01:02 Lightning farming at your house.

1:01:05 Yeah, bro.

1:01:05 I got a farm house.

1:01:06 I I have to I I made a promise to live in Squalor.

1:01:10 Um Um I made a pledge to live in Squalor as part of being the joke,

1:01:14 but um I thought I could have one cool thing.

1:01:17 Where is Squala?

1:01:22 Good one, man.

1:01:26 Thanks.

1:01:25 So, what's up And you guys and you guys is really

1:01:28 I've been given a Oh god, everyone's in this.

1:01:30 What did you say, R?

1:01:32 Sorry, the thunder was really loud.

1:01:34 It's okay.

1:01:34 I'm just asking what's going on in your neck of the woods.

1:01:37 We We were just doing some some intellectual competition convers.

1:01:45 Yo,

1:01:45 hello.

1:01:45 Sorry, we can't use the confessions VC.

1:01:47 It's been taken.

1:01:48 We need to talk.

1:01:50 Uh, yes.

1:01:51 I don't know if you heard Jack.

1:01:54 Yep.

1:01:54 Well, I don't know, actually.

1:01:55 I Oh, I said, "Yep, I don't know." Yep.

1:01:57 I'm the joke.

1:01:57 But they've taken Well, you do remember.

1:01:59 They've taken New Jersey away from me and turned into New York.

1:02:03 Yeah, I wrote a song about it, actually.

1:02:05 Sing it.

1:02:06 Oh, can I hear it?

1:02:07 Yeah.

1:02:07 Hang on.

1:02:08 I need to pull up the instrumental.

1:02:11 Hold on.

1:02:11 Is it this one?

1:02:13 I need to know something.

1:02:14 Who are you with?

1:02:15 Cuz it seems to me like if you're allowing these rule breakers, rule breakers,

1:02:19 which ruins the all the plot of the whole thing of a server is it needs rules.

1:02:23 Everyone do my song.

1:02:24 Whereas everyone just runs for a D song.

1:02:26 D song.

1:02:27 Thank you.

1:02:31 Hold on.

1:02:31 So I need I need to remember the lyrics.

1:02:38 Take your time.

1:02:38 Yeah, take your time.

1:02:39 It's not me[ __] streaming or anything.

1:02:42 Hey our lives.

1:02:44 Well, yeah.

1:02:45 You know, fill your professional streamers.

1:02:47 Fill the air.

1:02:51 Anyway, okay.

1:02:51 I'm ready.

1:02:51 Is it another woman?

1:02:54 No.

1:02:53 Oh, sorry.

1:02:54 Ignore the intro.

1:02:56 When are we going home, big bro?

1:02:59 Oh, it kicked in too quick.

1:03:00 Oh, yeah.

1:03:00 I'll do it later.

1:03:01 I'll do it later.

1:03:02 Go on.

1:03:03 I I weren't prepped.

1:03:04 I was supposed to like download the back.

1:03:05 Do it now.

1:03:06 Do it now.

1:03:06 Go on.

1:03:06 You got it.

1:03:06 You got it.

1:03:07 Oh, I don't have the backing track.

1:03:08 No, honestly, I'll do it later.

1:03:09 A leak in your in your church.

1:03:11 Job, look at me.

1:03:13 Oh, yeah.

1:03:13 Sorry.

1:03:13 I'm not supposed to look at you.

1:03:14 Oh, don't look at me, Jo.

1:03:16 Job, we're not really here to confess.

1:03:18 We're here for you to confess, mate.

1:03:19 So maybe we shouldn't be looking at you.

1:03:21 I need you to confess who's[ __] doing some dodgy things

1:03:24 cuz it looks to me like you're Oh my god.

1:03:26 He's in the nether.

1:03:27 He's in the[ __] Nether getting achievements.

1:03:29 Looks to me like you just let him take New York.

1:03:32 New Jersey.

1:03:32 I don't get involved in political affairs.

1:03:34 I'm a sticker to the rules.

1:03:35 I'm a man of the the church.

1:03:37 No, no, no.

1:03:37 It feels like you've been involved by not saying anything.

1:03:39 You've been involved.

1:03:40 No, bystander.

1:03:41 You're a bystander.

1:03:43 I I would have an issue.

1:03:44 I would I would have an issue.

1:03:46 No.

1:03:46 All right.

1:03:47 I won't talk then, guys.

1:03:49 Sorry.

1:03:49 I I would have had an issue if if it weren't for the fact

1:03:52 that they they have great respect for Joshua

1:03:53 more than the state of New Jersey did.

1:03:55 And I as as much as I like you, Tom.

1:03:56 And you know, if if you want to come back to Joshua, you're more than welcome.

1:03:59 I I just I And you're more than welcome in the Jatica at any time.

1:04:03 I just, you know, I mean, I don't get involved in in in in affairs of state.

1:04:11 No, insult it.

1:04:12 To be fair, I'm not allowed in the Vatican anytime.

1:04:14 If I'm even seen here, they'll kill me.

1:04:16 Lucas, who's actually good at the game?

1:04:18 Jatakan is the Jaken is a sovereign state.

1:04:21 You you of course you're allowed here.

1:04:22 No one can die on the Jaken.

1:04:23 It's holy holy land.

1:04:25 What would you even do?

1:04:25 What would you even do?

1:04:26 What would Joshua do if I did die?

1:04:28 Nothing.

1:04:30 Well, exactly.

1:04:30 Nothing.

1:04:31 Would you?

1:04:31 No.

1:04:32 No.

1:04:32 Well, well, no.

1:04:32 No.

1:04:35 Exist.

1:04:35 Look, I would love to tell you more about Joshua,

1:04:37 but I just I you guys aren't officially part of the religion,

1:04:40 and I'm worried that, you know,

1:04:42 that you guys would spread the secrets of Joshua to others.

1:04:45 Of course, I'm not made it up.

1:04:46 I think you did.

1:04:47 Where did you how did you when did it come to you?

1:04:49 This holy religion Joshua is with us all.

1:04:53 When when did you write the the gyel?

1:04:56 I didn't write the gyel.

1:04:57 The gibbles is an ancient text.

1:04:59 May I May I study it?

1:05:01 This this isn't the gyel.

1:05:02 This is my notes.

1:05:03 Aroari is a fraud.

1:05:06 You can't read that.

1:05:07 You can't read that.

1:05:09 It's not the gyel.

1:05:12 It's not the gy.

1:05:13 The gel is a different thing.

1:05:14 I can't give that to you though.

1:05:15 It's locked away.

1:05:16 Safe.

1:05:16 It doesn't feel like Look, if you want to be part of the religion

1:05:19 and you want to prove that you're really serious about it,

1:05:21 then I can teach you some more.

1:05:23 All I can teach you right now is look,

1:05:24 I don't know, Jack, because I'm trying to believe

1:05:26 and I don't know what it looks like.

1:05:27 I've been[ __] murdered.

1:05:28 Well, if you would stop cutting me off,

1:05:30 both of you have powers that you don't even know about yet,

1:05:34 that are locked away from you because you're in the dark.

1:05:36 But if you embrace Joshua, then you can maybe,

1:05:38 you know, get back to your true selves.

1:05:41 Freddy, just come outside with me for a second.

1:05:45 Yeah.

1:05:45 What are you thinking?

1:05:47 He's a He's a nutter.

1:05:48 He's a[ __] nutter, isn't he?

1:05:51 __] nutter.

1:05:52 What does he mean?

1:05:52 I can hear you.

1:05:53 I can hear you outside the door.

1:05:55 Oh.

1:05:55 Um.

1:05:55 Um.

1:05:56 Um.

1:05:57 Ow.

1:05:58 Cuz cuz I can hear you with my ears.

1:06:01 Oh, there's a crack.

1:06:03 There's a crack in the wall.

1:06:04 Yeah.

1:06:05 A That is typical, is it?

1:06:06 There's also rains getting in.

1:06:08 Yeah.

1:06:08 It's not very well built.

1:06:11 Well, well, cuz I wanted Yeah.

1:06:12 Yeah, I didn't really think about the rain situation.

1:06:14 When you think about it, Nutter really is a um it could be a good thing.

1:06:18 I don't think if you're going to a life of celibacy,

1:06:21 if you're not going to stand against a life of celibacy,

1:06:23 then I think that me and Freddy uh are not with you, mate.

1:06:28 It's a shame, man, cuz I wrote you a song and everything.

1:06:30 Oh, let's just hear the song.

1:06:32 People in my chat are saying I need to feel the connection with the holy Jarth.

1:06:34 Some of my chat, you've got them in your web.

1:06:37 Yeah, because some of them some of them are are loyal to this and some

1:06:40 of them have been taught more than I'm able to teach you right now.

1:06:43 If you were able if you were able to show us some more loyalty, you know,

1:06:46 if you were able to prove that you really are on side and I could trust you.

1:06:48 If you were willing to give something

1:06:50 to Joshua in order to prove that, you know,

1:06:53 you're on side, then we'd give you something back in return.

1:06:55 Of course.

1:06:56 I don't think I'd join you.

1:06:58 All right.

1:06:59 Guess you never get to hear my song.

1:07:01 Hey, can we change our mind one day?

1:07:04 You know, potentially.

1:07:05 What?

1:07:06 What's this?

1:07:07 Can we change our mind?

1:07:09 If you don't join now, can we change our mind?

1:07:13 Um, I mean, yeah.

1:07:14 Yeah, of course.

1:07:14 No, you could you could always change your mind.

1:07:16 Always.

1:07:16 Always.

1:07:17 Sorry.

1:07:17 Yeah.

1:07:18 Yeah, of course you can.

1:07:20 So, okay.

1:07:21 All right.

1:07:22 All right.

1:07:22 Let's go, Fred.

1:07:23 I don't like none of this, Jack.

1:07:24 I thought I liked you, but you grief New Jersey.

1:07:27 You took a bit of New Jersey without Jack.

1:07:30 Now you're acting all accepted.

1:07:32 Look, there this is a hellish religion cuz you got a spider up there.

1:07:35 All right.

1:07:35 It's a doom.

1:07:38 Where's a spider?

1:07:39 On the top of your little swore to a life of celibacy.

1:07:41 That spider certainly hasn't in it.

1:07:43 Riding it, mate.

1:07:44 Riding it.

1:07:45 Oh,

1:07:46 yeah, man.

1:07:46 That's disrespect on your stupid ass religion.

1:07:50 Right.

1:07:50 Get out of here, Fred.

1:07:51 Let's get out of here.

1:07:57 All right, Fred.

1:07:58 Let's go build the house.

1:08:00 Yeah, that's the most I don't know.

1:08:03 Knows what?

1:08:05 Yeah, he's made that up.

1:08:06 He's

1:08:07 He's literally He's fibbing.

1:08:08 He's actually making it all up.

1:08:10 He's a nutter.

1:08:11 The saddest part is he's he's lying to himself.

1:08:13 That's the saddest part.

1:08:14 Do you know what I mean?

1:08:14 It's like seeing someone fall to a cult.

1:08:16 That is the saddest part, right?

1:08:18 Let's not loot these.

1:08:18 This is our ally.

1:08:19 This our good ally.

1:08:20 Average Harry.

1:08:21 Oh, yes.

1:08:21 Yeah.

1:08:24 No, this had nothing to do with Pog 2025.

1:08:27 We're not running, chat.

1:08:28 This isn't There's no[ __] elections around here, you nads.

1:08:31 This is all faith.

1:08:32 This is a faith-based area, and we do not have faith.

1:08:37 Maybe we need faith.

1:08:38 No, we don't.

1:08:39 The whole thing that you just understood there is is wank.

1:08:43 Yeah, but what if we found one that wasn't made up like Joshua?

1:08:47 You want to make up a counter religion?

1:08:48 You want to find God, Freddy?

1:08:50 If you find God, let me know and I will join you.

1:08:53 Okay.

1:08:53 If you if you find faith in something, Freddy, believe me, right now,

1:08:57 and not just in the game, but in real life, I'm deeply in need of faith.

1:09:00 All right.

1:09:01 A well, this What about the faith of love?

1:09:04 You want to make a religion?

1:09:05 You want to make a Freddy, if you find faith,

1:09:08 that is a glorious thing to do, isn't it?

1:09:10 And I it's glorious for everyone.

1:09:13 But I just don't know if I could find it again, Fred.

1:09:16 I used to have faith in this world.

1:09:18 I used to think there was a world worth dreaming of.

1:09:21 Back in the gas work, singing the song.

1:09:23 Just the beauty of youth could quell my aching heart.

1:09:27 But you are youthful.

1:09:29 No, Freddy.

1:09:29 I used to be youthful.

1:09:32 I've been through wars.

1:09:33 I still like you the way you look.

1:09:36 Okay.

1:09:41 Some people like old olds, you know.

1:09:43 Nothing wrong with

1:09:44 What are you doing?

1:09:45 What are you What is this?

1:09:47 What?

1:09:48 There's nothing wrong with that.

1:09:49 But you just saying it funny.

1:09:53 Well, you know, even if you were 40, I'd still love you the same.

1:09:58 Oh, really?

1:09:58 Even if I had no subscribers.

1:10:03 Well,

1:10:03 oh, no.

1:10:03 Come on.

1:10:04 Yeah.

1:10:04 No, of course.

1:10:04 I mean, I mean I mean, yeah, of course I would.

1:10:07 Of course I would.

1:10:08 Of course I would.

1:10:12 I mean, I'd think differently of you, you know.

1:10:15 Of course.

1:10:16 Of course.

1:10:17 But like, you know.

1:10:18 No, I just meant it.

1:10:19 I didn't even mean it.

1:10:20 If I if I had no subscribers, you still might be the same.

1:10:24 Well, you know what?

1:10:25 As long as you had YouTube rank, if you if you lost YouTube rank No, really.

1:10:28 Really?

1:10:30 Well, you know, YouTube rank's no YouTube rank on Hypixel.

1:10:35 I mean, YouTube, you're not bad, aren't you?

1:10:37 Yeah.

1:10:38 Yeah.

1:10:38 I mean,

1:10:39 all right.

1:10:40 I'm making my nice

1:10:40 I won't be adding your Discord without YouTube rank.

1:10:43 Yeah, I feel you.

1:10:43 I do actually get that.

1:10:46 What I think you should do, I actually think that's a nice idea, Freddy,

1:10:49 is trying to connect with your spiritual side and trying to find,

1:10:52 you know, trying to find God for you.

1:10:55 Do you want to know what I've been

1:10:56 doing recently to connect with my spiritual side?

1:10:59 What?

1:10:59 It's been helping with my mental health a lot, actually.

1:11:01 Why is it?

1:11:02 Um, it is [Music] cold showers.

1:11:12 That was the shittest thing in the world.

1:11:17 Wow.

1:11:18 Cold showers.

1:11:18 How else can I connect with my emotional sauna?

1:11:21 Surely you sauna in cold.

1:11:22 You should try it.

1:11:23 You should try it.

1:11:24 Cold shower.

1:11:25 Yeah.

1:11:25 Come on.

1:11:26 Come on.

1:11:26 Oh, I don't know.

1:11:27 I'm I'm nervous.

1:11:29 Wait.

1:11:29 Wait.

1:11:29 Wait.

1:11:30 Let me just Let me uh I can make this a little better.

1:11:32 Look.

1:11:33 Yeah.

1:11:33 Yeah.

1:11:33 No.

1:11:33 Yeah.

1:11:33 Yeah.

1:11:34 I'm not the best at, you know, I can.

1:11:37 All right.

1:11:37 I'm ready.

1:11:37 I'm ready.

1:11:39 All right.

1:11:39 Turn it on.

1:11:40 Oh, you didn't place it in.

1:11:41 You just placed it on me.

1:11:42 Oh, I don't know how to do this.

1:11:45 Ah.

1:11:46 Oh, it's chilly.

1:11:47 Okay.

1:11:48 Also, it's Wait, let me get fully in there.

1:11:51 Let me get fully in.

1:11:52 I'm not I swear I'm not doing it right.

1:11:53 Yeah.

1:11:53 Get Get in there.

1:11:54 Get in there.

1:11:55 I'm ready.

1:11:55 I'm ready.

1:11:56 I'm ready.

1:11:58 Oh, that is chilly, mate.

1:12:00 Oh, don't drown.

1:12:01 Remember to breathe.

1:12:03 Yeah, that's good advice for all of the viewers out there.

1:12:07 Right, let's get to building our homes, mate.

1:12:08 Do you know what I mean?

1:12:09 But if you want to build some things for mental health, that would be gorgeous.

1:12:12 No, no, I can build mine.

1:12:12 You build yours, mate.

1:12:14 Build build some things for mental health.

1:12:16 H in it.

1:12:17 You're a calm ambassador.

1:12:20 I'm not.

1:12:20 But you know, uh I do like calm a lot.

1:12:23 I'm not an ambassador.

1:12:24 I'm just, you know, do the old charity stream.

1:12:26 You know what I mean?

1:12:28 Sorry.

1:12:29 Bit of fun.

1:12:30 I mean, look, comes I would be an ambassador.

1:12:34 Feel like a source.

1:12:38 He's not guys.

1:12:38 He's not an ambassador.

1:12:39 They don't care about my mental health.

1:12:41 That's

1:12:41 No, no.

1:12:41 I literally I care about your mental health.

1:12:43 They do.

1:12:43 They do.

1:12:44 I You know what?

1:12:45 You got to look on the positive sides of uh being depressed, you know.

1:12:50 Yeah.

1:12:50 Go on.

1:12:50 Please enlighten me.

1:12:52 Well, you know, they say time flies when you're having fun.

1:12:55 So, if you're not having fun, you get to live for longer.

1:12:59 Yeah, that's true, Fred.

1:13:00 That is That is No one's ever thought about it like that, have they?

1:13:03 No, that's true, Fred.

1:13:03 It has been a very long winter.

1:13:05 As the Beatles sang, it's been a long, cold, lonely winter.

1:13:07 Yeah, but you've got to embrace that.

1:13:10 Truth, Freddy, I have embraced it.

1:13:12 Think if you were having fun, you wouldn't have even realized winter happened.

1:13:15 Bang, a year's just passed.

1:13:16 I truly realize winter's happened.

1:13:18 It's actually really Yeah, I really How can I not?

1:13:24 Oh, I don't know.

1:13:25 I tell you what, try and disconnect from your problems.

1:13:29 Pretend they didn't happen.

1:13:32 The lie.

1:13:34 Yeah.

1:13:34 What are you making for your ass?

1:13:37 I don't know.

1:13:37 I made a little turret a while ago, but it's not very good.

1:13:41 And I don't know.

1:13:42 Are you going to live near me?

1:13:43 I'm going to make I really did.

1:13:45 I'm going to make the cold snake house

1:13:46 and then I'm going to um write my Bruce parodies.

1:13:52 I just I really love my house, you know.

1:13:54 Still kind of getting

1:13:55 I love my house in it.

1:13:58 Okay.

1:13:58 Um Colt's Neck.

1:14:00 This is the land that we live in now.

1:14:03 Cult's Neck.

1:14:06 Yeah.

1:14:06 Wow.

1:14:06 That's

1:14:08 What does it even mean?

1:14:09 It's a part of New Jersey in real life.

1:14:11 It's where Bruce wrote Nebraska.

1:14:12 Do you know about Bruce's ne Do you know?

1:14:14 Have you listened to Nebraska?

1:14:16 Um well, look look um actually incredible.

1:14:19 All the rules all the rules uh about Bruce Springsteen.

1:14:23 I didn't I didn't exactly follow them.

1:14:25 I must I missed the rules, bro.

1:14:26 There were so many rules on this server back in the heyday.

1:14:29 And now there's all these[ __] rule breakers.

1:14:32 Piss me off.

1:14:34 I think there's a balance, you know.

1:14:37 No, there's rules.

1:14:40 Well, surely you're not going to make us follow some rules.

1:14:43 But yeah, Cultnet doesn't have rules because it's a place

1:14:45 that's been built in order to survive away from rule.

1:14:49 I guess it does have rules.

1:14:50 I guess I haven't made them yet.

1:14:52 We'll make them together though cuz it's, you know,

1:14:54 well, as long as I can get involved just cuz, you know,

1:14:56 the only thing I didn't like about New Jersey was that, you know, it was

1:14:59 Yeah, it was my land.

1:15:00 I didn't even know that we was going to take land.

1:15:02 I want a dictatorship.

1:15:03 It was just my land in it.

1:15:04 It's mine.

1:15:05 You know what I mean?

1:15:05 If it's if it's your ball, you can go home when you want.

1:15:09 You know what I mean?

1:15:10 And you can go.

1:15:10 It's my ball.

1:15:11 You're not having it.

1:15:13 I see.

1:15:13 I see.

1:15:14 Well, make sure you replant these saplings, mate.

1:15:16 Yeah.

1:15:17 Don't worry.

1:15:17 I planted loads.

1:15:19 We could make a a little sky.

1:15:22 Um we can make some tributes to Hypixel Fred if this is our land.

1:15:25 Oh, okay.

1:15:27 Oh, look.

1:15:28 Look.

1:15:28 I just my chat's spamming blood for the I think my chat want us to make

1:15:31 a techno religion which Freddy I'll be

1:15:33 honest with you feels slightly in bad faith.

1:15:36 It it it feels a little bit wrong.

1:15:38 Given he's given he's a bit genuinely

1:15:43 Yeah.

1:15:42 in it, chat.

1:15:42 I think maybe we maybe a little bit um tacky.

1:15:48 A little bit t little bit tacky that one.

1:15:49 Little bit out of touch that one.

1:15:54 Do you know what I mean?

1:15:54 Not a lot out of touch, but just enough that that it's not right.

1:15:58 But but you know, he's in our hearts.

1:16:00 What's your most important thing?

1:16:03 A

1:16:02 um little bit disrespectful.

1:16:04 Yeah.

1:16:04 Yeah.

1:16:04 No, they're not they're not for the idea, actually.

1:16:08 Yeah.

1:16:13 Okay.

1:16:14 Uh yeah, I'm going to build my house just on the other side of this mound.

1:16:18 All right.

1:16:18 Okay.

1:16:20 What have you I I I like that you think you could find love, my friend.

1:16:25 I think love is a wonderful thing.

1:16:27 Tell us.

1:16:27 Do you not think you can find love?

1:16:29 I don't know.

1:16:30 Tell us about Tell us about what you're thinking, Freddy.

1:16:32 Tell us your thoughts, mate.

1:16:34 Do what I mean.

1:16:36 Well, um, you know what?

1:16:38 Maybe you need a companion, someone to really show you what love is.

1:16:44 No, I've No, no, no.

1:16:45 I'm doing I'm actually I've got my own sort

1:16:47 of sort of way I'm steering wheel where way I'm looking.

1:16:56 Right.

1:16:56 How was your day?

1:16:57 What about Did you go sauna today in real We can just I I did actually.

1:17:01 Yeah.

1:17:01 No, it was it was very nice.

1:17:03 Told you my arm a little bit.

1:17:05 What's the mountain mental benefits of the sauna?

1:17:08 The mental benefits.

1:17:09 Oh, you don't even know.

1:17:11 You don't even know.

1:17:12 It's I don't even know.

1:17:13 I just feel amazing.

1:17:15 Tell them tell them all about the uh the sauna.

1:17:17 Well, it's great for your heart.

1:17:19 Decreases your chance of having a stroke by a lot of

1:17:23 I think you need to build a sauna.

1:17:27 To be fair, what I'm doing right now isn't isn't too far off.

1:17:30 I think it I think that's the right thing to do.

1:17:33 Yeah.

1:17:33 Yeah.

1:17:34 Okay.

1:17:34 I need a I need a few lanterns.

1:17:36 I need to make a a stove for wood.

1:17:38 Get a campfire.

1:17:39 Get a campfire.

1:17:40 Yeah.

1:17:40 How do I make one of those?

1:17:42 Oh,[ __] nos.

1:17:45 Um is this Oh.

1:17:48 Uh how?

1:17:49 Oh, wait.

1:17:49 Okay.

1:17:50 Yeah.

1:17:50 No.

1:17:52 So, this is Oh, we got a cold shower right next to it as well.

1:17:56 This is beautiful.

1:17:57 Oh, that is gorgeous.

1:17:59 Okay.

1:17:59 So, this is like two separate How does

1:18:01 this How was I originally planning this, guys?

1:18:03 This is make I'm surely I'm missing a Oh, yeah.

1:18:05 Okay.

1:18:05 Here.

1:18:08 All right.

1:18:08 Okay.

1:18:09 I'm just building.

1:18:09 I'm literally trying to figure out my house for you,

1:18:10 but it's confusing the[ __] out of me.

1:18:12 No, no.

1:18:13 Hey, hey, don't be so hard on this.

1:18:15 It's confusing me, man.

1:18:16 I always build him, but I'm doing it alone.

1:18:18 I was doing it with the help of amazing Lucas, mate.

1:18:21 Oh, well, he's not amazing, is he?

1:18:22 He's a knobhead cuz he betrayed me.

1:18:24 He's a snake.

1:18:25 He's a snake.

1:18:25 He not a little knobhead.

1:18:29 Yeah, ma'am.

1:18:32 Where's Tubbo when you need him?

1:18:33 Do you know what I mean?

1:18:34 I don't know.

1:18:34 Where is Tubbo?

1:18:38 Guys, where's freaking Tubbo and like Aspbury Park?

1:18:44 They took my pier, mate.

1:18:46 Bro, I was going to build Asbury Park.

1:18:49 Well, it pains me.

1:18:50 You still can.

1:18:52 Yeah, but look, life will always get better.

1:18:57 It will get worse sometimes though as well.

1:18:59 Quite a lot more.

1:19:00 Um,

1:19:01 yeah, generally, I'll be honest with you, it's still on a big downturn.

1:19:04 Yeah, but you know, it could always be worse.

1:19:08 All right, remember that things could always be worse.

1:19:10 You could be lost in the desert.

1:19:13 You could be I could be lost.

1:19:16 You could be You could be get you could be getting attacked by snakes.

1:19:20 That to be fair that was does all sound relatively worse.

1:19:23 Yeah.

1:19:24 See, and now you can stop.

1:19:30 That looked good.

1:19:31 Not really.

1:19:32 We just put torches down.

1:19:33 I'm getting um treated not very nicely, actually.

1:19:37 This is my bedroom.

1:19:39 We could be part of New York, you know.

1:19:42 No, we Oh.

1:19:43 Oh, god.

1:19:43 I thought you were suggesting that.

1:19:45 I actually nearly had a panic attack then.

1:19:46 No.

1:19:46 No.

1:19:47 Don't worry.

1:19:48 I would never do that.

1:19:48 I would never do that.

1:19:50 Okay.

1:19:52 What do you think the floor should be?

1:19:54 Can I borrow one iron?

1:19:56 You can borrow three iron.

1:19:59 You're too kind.

1:19:59 You I know I am.

1:20:00 I know.

1:20:01 You don't deserve me.

1:20:03 What should I make the floor spru?

1:20:06 What if it's like this?

1:20:08 Oh, that's nice.

1:20:09 I like that.

1:20:10 I like that.

1:20:16 What if it's like Yeah.

1:20:17 Yeah.

1:20:17 Yeah.

1:20:18 Oh, wait.

1:20:19 It's going to be like this.

1:20:21 Look, change isn't always a bad thing.

1:20:26 Yeah, that looks good, bro.

1:20:35 I guess I didn't really need to use Hey, oi oi oi.

1:20:41 Hey, stop it.

1:20:42 Actually, banging me out.

1:20:45 Hey, don't let him take control of you like that again.

1:20:49 Thanks, Fred.

1:20:50 You deserve better than that.

1:20:52 All right.

1:20:52 Yeah, I did.

1:20:52 You know what?

1:20:53 I do deserve better than to be beat up by[ __] zombies.

1:20:55 You're also smelling glass after what you said earlier.

1:20:59 We ain't talking for a while, mate.

1:21:00 Harry,

1:21:04 what did he say earlier?

1:21:11 Oh, there's loads of charcoal.

1:21:12 This house actually looks nice.

1:21:17 I think.

1:21:18 Does it?

1:21:20 Yeah, that looks all right.

1:21:23 [Music] Yeah, I smell some glass, man.

1:21:30 Floor out of side barrels.

1:21:32 Nah, cuz I don't like that.

1:21:33 Then you can right click the floor, you know.

1:21:37 Yeah, that's true.

1:21:38 Oh, never mind.

1:21:38 That does look sick.

1:21:39 Oh, and then I can keep secrets in there.

1:21:41 Oh, yeah.

1:21:42 Okay.

1:21:44 [Music] So, what what else did I miss?

1:21:50 It's all right.

1:21:51 Are you okay?

1:21:52 Yeah, I'm all right.

1:21:52 Well, Rya joined.

1:21:53 Um, we had a good day and then Schlatt joined and just tried to murder Ray.

1:21:57 I tell you what, we could do with their food supply

1:21:58 cuz we're going to have to[ __] like just keep Robin from

1:22:01 We really We're poor right now.

1:22:03 We're really poor.

1:22:04 So, we both So, you're a we're Why do we both say we're citizens of Colts Neck?

1:22:09 Yeah.

1:22:09 Yeah.

1:22:10 I citizens of Colts Neck.

1:22:11 We need to be a citizen or somewhere

1:22:13 citizens of Colts Neck and we don't have no rules right now.

1:22:18 Yeah.

1:22:19 Okay.

1:22:18 We will.

1:22:19 Hey, look.

1:22:19 All I'm saying is co owners.

1:22:22 I don't want to miss this.

1:22:23 Uh, but he did start.

1:22:24 No, no, no, no, no.

1:22:25 I'm definitely the I'm definitely party leader, but you can be You can be

1:22:27 No, no, no, no.

1:22:28 I I found the Get off your high horse.

1:22:31 What have you done?

1:22:32 Did I How is it, mate?

1:22:33 Would you Yes, I've made a new I don't need you.

1:22:35 I don't need you.

1:22:36 I know.

1:22:37 Yes, you do.

1:22:37 Yes, you do.

1:22:38 I lift you up.

1:22:39 No, you need me.

1:22:39 I don't need you.

1:22:40 Don't quote cheering on me.

1:22:41 You're not cuz I know I cheer better than you cuz right now I'm sorry.

1:22:49 Let's hug.

1:22:50 All right.

1:22:51 Sorry.

1:22:51 I'm sorry.

1:22:52 Look, Freddy.

1:22:52 All right.

1:22:54 I can't be co-owners cuz I have trust issues.

1:22:56 I will allow you to be head mod.

1:23:03 It's not going to work.

1:23:03 Head admin.

1:23:06 Hey, this is exactly why everyone turned on you before.

1:23:10 It's why people turn to me before.

1:23:11 They turn on me cuz they're knobheaded heads and they have got no taste.

1:23:17 No, you took control.

1:23:17 Yeah, because I'm the best, mate.

1:23:19 And I know.

1:23:20 No, you're not the best and you know it.

1:23:24 Otherwise, you wouldn't be so sad.

1:23:27 __] hell.

1:23:28 All right,

1:23:28 you pathetic little loser.

1:23:30 What is this about?

1:23:32 I am I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not headmod.

1:23:35 I'm I'm co owner.

1:23:36 Fine.

1:23:37 Co-owner, but I have server password.

1:23:40 All right.

1:23:40 And I got the backup email.

1:23:42 Do you know what I mean?

1:23:43 All right.

1:23:43 All right.

1:23:43 But you're backup email.

1:23:46 No, I'm not being mean, chat.

1:23:48 Tensions in Colt Snake.

1:23:49 The girls are fighting.

1:23:50 Fine.

1:23:50 Fine.

1:23:50 Co-owners, but don't betray me.

1:23:52 All right.

1:23:52 Let me tell you, Freddy betray you.

1:23:55 You haven't betrayed me so far in my whole life.

1:23:57 That's true.

1:23:58 But you never do know, don't you?

1:24:02 It's true.

1:24:02 All right.

1:24:03 Fine.

1:24:03 Fine.

1:24:03 Co-owners, let's shake on it.

1:24:06 I'll shake on it.

1:24:06 I'll shake on it.

1:24:08 Can't see you.

1:24:09 I'll even I'll I'll have a little peck on the uh You don't have

1:24:12 You don't have to kiss always.

1:24:14 But why?

1:24:15 But why?

1:24:17 Because it's just we don't always have to.

1:24:19 But But kissing releases endorphins.

1:24:22 And you're rubbing all your all your binders on me, mate.

1:24:25 And it's fine, but like just like Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:24:28 Hey, hey, hey.

1:24:28 I mean, look, there's nothing there's nothing

1:24:31 wrong with being kind to another friend.

1:24:32 There's nothing gay about that.

1:24:34 All right.

1:24:35 I just want to compliment a friend.

1:24:36 It is a bit gay if you keep want to snog me.

1:24:39 Well, no, it's not.

1:24:40 Yes, it is gay.

1:24:40 If you want to snog That's That's fine.

1:24:43 That's fine.

1:24:44 But it's a bit gay.

1:24:46 No, it's not.

1:24:46 Yes, it is.

1:24:47 It's obviously a bit gay if you want to snog me.

1:24:50 Why is it Why does it have to be gay?

1:24:51 Why can't I just You keep not.

1:24:54 No, that's gay.

1:24:54 That's a bit gay.

1:24:55 Out with you for fun.

1:24:56 You No, you can make out with me,

1:24:58 but it's gay and I don't want to make out with you.

1:25:00 It's not gay if I If I'm If I'm not into it, it's not gay.

1:25:03 You are into it.

1:25:04 No, it's still gay if you're not Is it still gay if you're not into it?

1:25:08 See, got you there.

1:25:09 I don't know.

1:25:11 Gay is in chat.

1:25:11 Is it gay if you're not into it?

1:25:15 It's It's I don't think so.

1:25:20 Oh, this is a bold I don't know.

1:25:23 I couldn't tell.

1:25:24 I don't think so.

1:25:25 It's about half split in my depends.

1:25:27 Yeah.

1:25:27 Yeah.

1:25:28 Yeah.

1:25:29 In my opinion, no.

1:25:30 See the Well, there you go.

1:25:31 All right.

1:25:31 Frog's a game.

1:25:34 I don't know.

1:25:39 I think it's okay.

1:25:40 Personally, you think everything's okay, mate?

1:25:44 Yeah.

1:25:44 Look, I say we make this new land a bit like a Let's make it a resort.

1:25:48 Let's make it fun.

1:25:50 That doesn't mean snogging we have to snog.

1:25:53 No, it doesn't.

1:25:54 But, you know, that could be one element

1:25:56 that people It could be a Look, we need tourism.

1:25:59 No, we don't need tourism.

1:26:00 We're exiled.

1:26:00 We actually need less people coming here.

1:26:03 You're Let's Let's remind you again.

1:26:04 You're exiled.

1:26:06 I'm exiled.

1:26:07 I'm doing all right.

1:26:08 People don't hate me that much.

1:26:09 I mean, don't get me wrong.

1:26:10 Yeah.

1:26:10 They took my house and and they, you know,

1:26:14 I don't think they like you as much as you reckon.

1:26:16 Kill me.

1:26:16 And

1:26:20 no, don't do a big sigh.

1:26:21 Don't do a sigh like that.

1:26:23 You're right.

1:26:24 Oh, no.

1:26:25 No.

1:26:25 Cuz now you Now, no.

1:26:26 Cuz now I feel all bad.

1:26:28 Stop it.

1:26:29 No, you're right.

1:26:30 Stop.

1:26:30 You're playing the little victim.

1:26:32 Everyone likes you, friend.

1:26:33 They don't like me.

1:26:34 Yes, they have.

1:26:34 You know they have.

1:26:35 No,

1:26:35 they haven't.

1:26:36 You're literally one of the likable fellas.

1:26:38 No, they just pretend.

1:26:39 They just No, they don't.

1:26:40 Shut up.

1:26:42 No, it's true.

1:26:44 I want my bookshelves back.

1:26:48 Yeah, I'm only talking to you cuz you're the only person who,

1:26:50 you know, at least doesn't kill me.

1:26:52 That's the only reason you're talking to me cuz I don't murder you or

1:26:55 spit in my face or who spits in your face?

1:27:00 No, you're just bringing up your school bullies now.

1:27:02 Oh, yeah.

1:27:02 I know.

1:27:03 Sorry, that was real life, not Minecraft.

1:27:05 My bad.

1:27:08 Droppers.

1:27:07 It's not you.

1:27:08 It is imposer.

1:27:10 I just given up the door though.

1:27:12 Bloody hell.

1:27:13 Get to my basement.

1:27:14 Get to my basement.

1:27:15 He looks a lot like you though.

1:27:16 He looks a[ __] lot like you.

1:27:18 What the hell?

1:27:19 He looks a[ __] imposter.

1:27:21 What?

1:27:21 What's he doing?

1:27:21 Why is he holding bamboo?

1:27:23 Dirty dirty man.

1:27:25 Dirty man.

1:27:26 Scab.

1:27:27 __] off.

1:27:27 Scab.

1:27:28 Scab.

1:27:28 Scab.

1:27:29 What does scab mean?

1:27:30 Um, scab is uh it's all the miners who

1:27:34 um went back to work during the strike in Nottingham.

1:27:36 They're all scabs.

1:27:39 We are scabs.

1:27:40 Why is it?

1:27:42 Yeah, you scab.

1:27:43 I've never heard that.

1:27:44 I don't Excuse Oh,[ __] He thinks he's all thinking he's out.

1:27:49 It's Ly TV.

1:27:51 Come in.

1:27:52 You better watch it, friend.

1:27:54 Thinking he's out.

1:27:55 Yeah, it's L.

1:27:56 It's Ly.

1:27:57 Yo.

1:27:58 No.

1:27:58 Can't do any of the other ones.

1:28:02 He took me doors.

1:28:06 Giz back.

1:28:07 Robin doors.

1:28:08 The not bed.

1:28:09 Robin doors.

1:28:10 Actual noted.

1:28:10 Thinking coming in here.

1:28:12 Wa.

1:28:12 Get out of here.

1:28:12 Get off, man.

1:28:13 He's placing bamboo.

1:28:14 He's trying to claim us.

1:28:15 That's how they claim us.

1:28:16 Get off us VC.

1:28:17 Freddy.

1:28:17 Freddy.

1:28:17 No.

1:28:17 No.

1:28:18 No.

1:28:18 Freddy.

1:28:18 Freddy.

1:28:18 Don't engage in too much combat.

1:28:19 That's going to get badness.

1:28:22 I just don't like this guy.

1:28:23 I'm not trying to be on badness right now, Freddy.

1:28:24 I'm not even in full diamond.

1:28:26 What's this knob think he's doing?

1:28:30 __][ __] everywhere.

1:28:31 Probably Hello.

1:28:33 Hello.

1:28:34 Hello.

1:28:36 Why the hostility, man?

1:28:38 Cuz you kick me out and you showing up at my door,

1:28:40 banging your way through my house thinking you're hard.

1:28:42 Yeah, you're not hard.

1:28:43 Oh, you st your slad.

1:28:46 banging you into my house.

1:28:48 Who do you think you are?

1:28:49 Who do you think you are?

1:28:50 Big man, you're nothing.

1:28:51 Yeah, take this, man.

1:28:52 It's on the house.

1:28:53 __] off.

1:28:53 I don't want your bamboo.

1:28:54 You dirty bamboo.

1:28:58 Actually stinks of[ __]

1:28:59 Oh, you're really ped up.

1:29:00 What happened, man?

1:29:03 Oh, Freddy.

1:29:04 Freddy, I swear down this guy's got skiage.

1:29:10 Oh, yeah.

1:29:11 Yeah.

1:29:11 I ain't heard that[ __] since year nine, mate.

1:29:14 No, I swear you actually got ski.

1:29:18 Wow.

1:29:18 Wait, no.

1:29:18 Wait, obviously you got skillage.

1:29:20 Like skills to pay the bills.

1:29:21 Yeah, you got skills, man.

1:29:23 Not the disease, right?

1:29:24 I swear on you got skill.

1:29:25 I'm sure you're I'm sure you're well acquainted with.

1:29:27 Wait, you got Wait, do you have Minecraft disease?

1:29:33 Minecraft.

1:29:32 You got You've got Minecraft.

1:29:35 Freddy, shut the door.

1:29:36 Freddy, shut the door.

1:29:39 Get away from me.

1:29:41 You got Minecraft Bundes.

1:29:42 He's burning down my house.

1:29:43 You stop it, you.

1:29:45 Oh, that was that was actually Harry.

1:29:46 That weren't me.

1:29:46 What do you want with us, man?

1:29:47 What do you want?

1:29:47 Harry would never kick me out.

1:29:49 You cannot gone.

1:29:52 That was him.

1:29:52 That was burn the house.

1:29:53 Hey, Freddy.

1:29:53 I think I've just came up with a shared rule for us, mate.

1:29:56 Oh, okay.

1:29:56 I'm up for I'm up for a shared rule cuz we have rules over here, Lukey TV.

1:30:01 We have rules, mate.

1:30:02 You have rules you have to follow.

1:30:04 Come up here.

1:30:04 Check out Colts Neck rules.

1:30:06 We love rules.

1:30:11 All right.

1:30:11 You do have fun.

1:30:12 Feel free to make a trip to the sauna anytime.

1:30:14 Look, look.

1:30:15 Three sauners allowed.

1:30:16 Sauna's allowed.

1:30:17 No way.

1:30:17 You have a[ __] sauna.

1:30:21 No way.

1:30:22 Read this, Lucas.

1:30:23 Read this.

1:30:24 Actually, got past the Minecraft capture.

1:30:26 No knobheads of which you are.

1:30:29 So, you will not be getting in.

1:30:31 You will not be allowed in here, mate.

1:30:32 No knobs.

1:30:33 You have to make a self assessment for the for the knobhead thing.

1:30:36 But Oh, you got you got to You stole my doors.

1:30:38 You actually robbed my doors.

1:30:42 actually could be an average Harry actually thinks he can just rob my doors.

1:30:52 Yeah, that's pretty just and placing the bamboo

1:30:54 is a sign of massive disrespect to me.

1:30:57 He's coming in here bambooing up the joint.

1:31:00 __] that.

1:31:05 Is he Is he Oh, he's gone.

1:31:07 He's gone.

1:31:08 Pathetic.

1:31:08 Freddy, just like Bruce, by the way, when it reaches nighttime,

1:31:11 I'm going to be able to make uh my inspired tune.

1:31:15 That's beautiful.

1:31:17 No, but I need, if you can help me,

1:31:19 I need some orange dye for the and some more wool for the carpets.

1:31:22 Oh, wait.

1:31:23 In my old house, there was orange dye.

1:31:25 Freddy, could you go on a heist and get me orange dye?

1:31:28 Yeah, I can I can go back to my old home.

1:31:30 I just technically it's still mine, you know.

1:31:33 Yeah, go back to the home.

1:31:33 Go back.

1:31:34 They just They just have these doors.

1:31:36 I guess I can go check on the hosting stuff.

1:31:39 I don't know.

1:31:41 That would actually be amazing if you could cuz then I'd

1:31:42 be able to um I just need a ton of orange dye.

1:31:46 Okay, I'll be back soon.

1:31:47 I'll be back soon.

1:31:48 Thank you.

1:31:48 My GM.

1:31:48 Are you staying in VC?

1:31:50 Yeah.

1:31:50 Yeah, I can.

1:31:50 You made it sound like you're going to leave me and I actually got a little

1:31:53 Oh, I I'll never leave you.

1:31:54 I'll never leave.

1:31:55 My GM.

1:31:56 Yeah, man.

1:31:57 I'll always be here.

1:32:02 Probably.

1:32:00 Get yourself a friend like Freddy, guys.

1:32:05 actually sell Freddy's.

1:32:07 That could be a business.

1:32:08 I literally did that, mate.

1:32:09 I sold binders.

1:32:11 Oh, yeah.

1:32:12 Tell you very successful.

1:32:13 B is different to Freddy though.

1:32:14 Binders are You see what I mean?

1:32:16 Bind is a lot less uh Binda's a lot more pervy.

1:32:21 He is a bit pervy as well, isn't he?

1:32:23 Yeah, he is.

1:32:23 He is.

1:32:25 Yeah, we could.

1:32:27 It's not his fault, though.

1:32:29 No.

1:32:29 God, no.

1:32:29 No, no, no, no, no, no.

1:32:31 Okay, I'm at my uh I'm at my Airbnb.

1:32:34 All right.

1:32:36 I I don't know why it's still called It's called Harry's G.

1:32:38 Oh, wow.

1:32:38 There's a lot of stuff in

1:32:39 I think they've taken your flat, you know.

1:32:42 Well, technically technically they haven't taken it.

1:32:45 Technically, it's still mine.

1:32:46 They're just if you want confront them about it.

1:32:50 I just, you know, I if we go on to uh thingy, I have to[ __]

1:32:54 go to New York, I have to

1:32:56 I have to have my armor up, mate, cuz at any time I could get jumped.

1:33:01 Yeah.

1:33:02 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

1:33:05 Oh wow, I found a found a to-do list.

1:33:12 Oh no, they've taken the orange dye.

1:33:16 I've got light blue dye and black dye.

1:33:20 Wait, I can make orange dye.

1:33:30 And you make me orange dye.

1:33:32 Oh, wait.

1:33:32 No, I can't.

1:33:33 I thought you could with light gray dye and red.

1:33:35 I need red and yellow, you know.

1:33:37 Is it yellow?

1:33:38 Oh, red or yellow.

1:33:40 Oh, I can do that.

1:33:41 Getting No way.

1:33:42 Really?

1:33:43 Oh, Turbo.

1:33:43 Wait, he could be our savior.

1:33:45 Do you think we'd Would we let him join Colt's neck?

1:33:48 I mean, I guess so.

1:33:50 Would you want to?

1:33:51 Well, he can't be he can't be owner, obviously.

1:33:53 He can't be joiner.

1:33:56 I think I think we let him.

1:33:58 I think I think we're friendly to Tubbo as long as he doesn't ally

1:34:00 with them cuz we have a bit of a sort of sides going right now.

1:34:04 Yeah, I think we I think we need Tobo on our side.

1:34:06 I must admit, we need our side.

1:34:09 It might be nice to have Turbo on our side.

1:34:15 House is in New York.

1:34:16 Really?

1:34:18 Yeah, but so was mine.

1:34:19 So was Yeah.

1:34:20 You know what I mean?

1:34:20 He hasn't logged on to change his ways, bro.

1:34:22 Chill.

1:34:23 You know what I mean?

1:34:26 I'm still annoyed that Harry took my depressed boots.

1:34:28 That would solve all of our problems.

1:34:30 That would literally help me a lot.

1:34:32 Maybe that's what we should ask.

1:34:33 Could you try and get them back?

1:34:35 Yeah.

1:34:35 Should I go on a mission and get them back?

1:34:36 I I'll come with you in a minute.

1:34:38 Let me just um

1:34:39 Okay.

1:34:39 I've got two orange dye and I've got

1:34:41 If I can just get some orange wool,

1:34:43 then I'll be able to um perform be able to perform.

1:34:49 Yeah, I do kind of want my um

1:34:52 I have my Average Harry one.

1:34:55 Do you have any wool?

1:35:07 There's the orange dye.

1:35:08 Oh, thank you.

1:35:09 My

1:35:10 got some yellow as well.

1:35:10 So, we get some we love Freddy in the chat.

1:35:13 A stop it.

1:35:14 Stop it.

1:35:15 No, but we should.

1:35:16 We should.

1:35:16 That'd be great.

1:35:17 No,

1:35:17 mate.

1:35:17 Sorry.

1:35:18 It's all right.

1:35:25 Guys, by the way, this server is a results day present.

1:35:30 Oh, for all of my amazing student

1:35:32 fans that have just finished results are tomorrow.

1:35:36 I know this is a guys, I hope you get all your results.

1:35:40 Yeah.

1:35:40 And if you don't, um, that's going to be

1:35:43 There is a actual knobhead on our land being a knobhead.

1:35:47 Where a phantom?

1:35:48 Oh, I hate those.

1:35:49 Oh, sort him out, Fred.

1:35:50 Sort him out.

1:35:51 I I'll try.

1:35:52 __] Lucas just died.

1:35:53 __] Lucas.

1:35:54 __] Died.

1:35:56 __] Pants.

1:35:58 Wow.

1:35:58 You're pissing me off, mate.

1:36:01 Yeah.

1:36:01 Go on.

1:36:01 Go on.

1:36:02 Go on.

1:36:02 Go on.

1:36:02 Go on.

1:36:02 Go on.

1:36:03 Go on.

1:36:03 Go on.

1:36:03 Go on.

1:36:04 MG shots.

1:36:08 Wow.

1:36:08 That was sick.

1:36:10 To be fair, it wasn't that MLG if I'm totally completely honest.

1:36:13 It was he was Yeah, but you you should you should use that.

1:36:16 That could be your your go-to weapon.

1:36:18 I could be your the bow.

1:36:19 You think I could be an archer?

1:36:21 Yeah, I think you might be.

1:36:23 I think that could be your signature move.

1:36:25 Really?

1:36:27 Yeah.

1:36:26 I've never been an archer before.

1:36:28 I'm always a sword guy.

1:36:30 Maybe that's sick.

1:36:32 Maybe that's why you keep going wrong.

1:36:34 Cuz I've never been an archer.

1:36:36 Yeah, you've always gone with what you feel comfortable with.

1:36:39 But maybe you need to take a risk for once.

1:36:42 __] Guys, is Freddy spitting F ax right now?

1:36:45 That spells facts, by the way.

1:36:48 That's sick, man.

1:36:49 That's so cool.

1:36:51 What is You spell You spelled a word with the letters.

1:36:58 I don't know how to do that.

1:36:59 Freddy obviously does have dyslexia, so like for you,

1:37:01 spelling is much more impressive than it would be for the average.

1:37:04 How do you make a campfire?

1:37:06 Um, you need logs.

1:37:07 I'm going to try being an archer.

1:37:09 I've never even done that.

1:37:09 I'm actually going to try it.

1:37:10 Do it.

1:37:10 Do it.

1:37:11 I believe.

1:37:11 I believe.

1:37:12 Did you get me some spruce?

1:37:14 Uh, yeah.

1:37:14 I'll get you some spruce.

1:37:15 Unless you have any or do you have any spruce?

1:37:17 I could just uh I have it I have planks but not logs.

1:37:19 Oh yeah, planks is all I need.

1:37:20 I just need some spruce planks into slabs.

1:37:25 Beautiful.

1:37:25 No, you're beautiful.

1:37:27 A we can be beautiful together.

1:37:29 Beautiful bros.

1:37:30 Yeah,[ __] it.

1:37:31 I'll be an archer.

1:37:31 That sounds fun, mate.

1:37:34 Should I put the SP?

1:37:35 I got I put it in there.

1:37:36 Oh, wait.

1:37:36 We just bring it up to me.

1:37:37 I'm just on the roof.

1:37:38 That'd be so helpful.

1:37:39 You know what?

1:37:40 Just for you.

1:37:41 Just for you.

1:37:41 Oh, thank you, my

1:37:42 I can I don't know how to get onto the roof, though.

1:37:45 You have to whiskey.

1:37:49 Oh my days.

1:37:52 Tom,

1:37:52 you got the tick speed up on this server.

1:37:54 I don't think so.

1:37:54 Why?

1:37:56 Because I've just noticed I saw a fire burn

1:37:57 really quick and all the crops grow really quick.

1:37:59 And when I ever I see a creeper,

1:38:01 it blows up really quick like before I can react.

1:38:03 And I've just started thinking maybe the tick speeds really high.

1:38:06 I haven't upped it.

1:38:09 Well, maybe you have.

1:38:09 No, I haven't.

1:38:10 Why you always blaming me?

1:38:14 So, I've got a song for you.

1:38:16 Okay.

1:38:16 I'd like a song.

1:38:19 Yes.

1:38:19 Singing actually releases endorphins.

1:38:22 Oh, been 4 days since I heard you walk away from me.

1:38:32 Okay.

1:38:31 I didn't know the way.

1:38:33 I didn't have the words to speak.

1:38:37 But all I knew was Tommy's gone and he's not coming home.

1:38:45 Tommy's gone.

1:38:46 Never again.

1:38:47 [Music]

1:38:49 Tommy's gone.

1:38:50 You wrote a song about me, bro.

1:38:51 Yeah, that's all I got so far,

1:38:53 bro.

1:38:53 That's so that's a that's a massive kindness.

1:38:55 It was It was when you you left New Jersey I thought I'd write.

1:38:59 That is actually a huge kindness.

1:39:00 Jack, can I ask you a question?

1:39:02 Do you have any wool?

1:39:05 No.

1:39:05 No.

1:39:06 I'll just have a song for you.

1:39:07 Oh, sorry.

1:39:07 I've still got my my filter on that makes my voice sound better.

1:39:10 Sorry.

1:39:10 Turn off Jack.

1:39:11 Soon I'm going to have a song, bro.

1:39:14 Really?

1:39:14 Is that true?

1:39:15 Yeah, bro.

1:39:18 Why?

1:39:17 Cuz Jack, in my great depression, I've been uh not not in real life, in cannon.

1:39:22 In my also equivalent canon great depression,

1:39:24 which has nothing to do with my real life Great Depression.

1:39:26 I've been uh you know, I've been making something beautiful.

1:39:30 Jack,

1:39:32 that's cool as hell, man.

1:39:33 I know.

1:39:33 Jack,

1:39:33 did you like my song?

1:39:34 Be for real.

1:39:37 wonderful man.

1:39:37 Yeah.

1:39:39 Really compliments your voice very well.

1:39:41 You're an incredible Jack.

1:39:44 Yeah,

1:39:43 that means a lot to me.

1:39:44 Seriously, I only did that because I wanted people to say I was good.

1:39:47 Church hymns.

1:39:47 J Church hymns.

1:39:48 Sorry.

1:39:50 Church.

1:39:49 We don't have any.

1:39:50 We don't have any.

1:39:51 That could be the first one.

1:39:52 Maybe that that that could be our first gym about Tom leaving New Jersey.

1:39:56 You're going to Maybe we'll study that.

1:40:01 Maybe.

1:40:00 It could be, you know.

1:40:02 Do you Oh, that is a beautiful gym.

1:40:04 There's some amazing songs out there.

1:40:06 Trust me.

1:40:08 I reckon this probably fills her.

1:40:11 All I need is some wool.

1:40:12 And I've got the orange dye.

1:40:14 Where's the orange dye?

1:40:15 Oh, yeah.

1:40:16 Already got me two orange dye.

1:40:18 Yeah.

1:40:18 Sorry.

1:40:18 I can't really help you with much else in it.

1:40:20 I'm not even allowed back there.

1:40:24 It's Joshua.

1:40:25 No, you can come to the jack, man.

1:40:27 I know.

1:40:28 But Jesus Joshua gives us the

1:40:32 Hey, look.

1:40:32 If you want, if you want,

1:40:33 if you want like I'm going to build, I'm going to build him Joshua.

1:40:43 Everybody serve Joshua in all our ways and come before his presence singing.

1:40:50 Enter now with praise and

1:40:56 Oh my god.

1:40:57 So, by the way, me and Freddy did go to Christian schools.

1:40:59 Jack's gone on deaf.

1:41:00 I noticed he's gone death.

1:41:02 You don't want to hear his songs.

1:41:04 Oh, wait.

1:41:05 Freddy.

1:41:05 Freddy.

1:41:05 That's how they get us.

1:41:07 Bro, we just started singing religious songs

1:41:09 of our original we're not even a part of.

1:41:11 What the[ __] Freddy?

1:41:12 Yeah, but just to prove that it's not holy.

1:41:14 He hasn't even like embraced us for that.

1:41:19 True.

1:41:18 That don't seem religious to me.

1:41:20 He denied us.

1:41:23 He denied He said we're welcome at any time, but we're not, are we?

1:41:28 __] Oh, I'm stuck in the in my dead dog, but he's not dead.

1:41:34 All right, I need wool.

1:41:35 I really need wool.

1:41:36 You know what?

1:41:36 I'm going to rob some[ __] wool.

1:41:37 I don't give a[ __] Freddy, do you want to come rob some wool with me?

1:41:43 Oh, great.

1:41:43 Freddy's just deafening then.

1:41:44 __] this.

1:41:46 I was getting attacked.

1:41:46 I was getting attacked.

1:41:47 I want to drag out the VC.

1:41:49 Let's drag Rya in.

1:41:51 Oh, Rya.

1:41:51 Rya.

1:41:53 Yes.

1:41:53 How did it go?

1:41:54 Yeah.

1:41:54 What was What's happened?

1:41:55 Tell us.

1:41:56 Wait, wait, wait.

1:41:56 One sec.

1:41:57 One sec.

1:41:57 One sec.

1:41:57 One sec.

1:41:58 All right.

1:41:58 All right.

1:41:59 Hold on.

1:41:59 Hold on.

1:41:59 Hold on.

1:42:00 Oh my god.

1:42:01 Okay.

1:42:02 Five seconds.

1:42:04 Yeah.

1:42:04 Um, well, I'm ready now because I only actually need a freaking second.

1:42:07 Sorry.

1:42:07 Whoa.

1:42:08 Sorry, guys.

1:42:09 Whoa.

1:42:09 Whoa.

1:42:09 What was that hostility about like that?

1:42:11 Whoa.

1:42:11 Whoa.

1:42:11 Whoa.

1:42:11 That's my G.

1:42:13 I'm sorry.

1:42:13 I'm sorry.

1:42:14 Um, he's day one.

1:42:16 He's day one.

1:42:17 G.

1:42:17 Freddy.

1:42:17 Freddy.

1:42:18 I'm sorry, Freddy.

1:42:19 You're amazing.

1:42:19 You're amazing.

1:42:20 You're incredible.

1:42:21 Eyes.

1:42:21 I got lots of Snapchat streaks.

1:42:23 You do.

1:42:24 You have so many.

1:42:24 You got so many.

1:42:25 He's got bad streaks.

1:42:26 You're[ __] viral.

1:42:27 You're viral.

1:42:29 Yeah, man.

1:42:29 I had all my viewers on Snapchat.

1:42:33 Okay.

1:42:32 To to freestyle in there a bit.

1:42:38 Okay.

1:42:38 I meant I meant in a public account in a nice way.

1:42:41 Yeah.

1:42:41 Yeah.

1:42:41 Yeah.

1:42:42 My hair is off.

1:42:45 Yeah.

1:42:44 My hair has been off the whole time.

1:42:48 Yeah.

1:42:48 You guys let me walk around looking[ __] crazy.

1:42:50 I think you looked amazing.

1:42:52 Why?

1:42:53 I liked me even when my

1:42:54 first time I I I met you and I didn't you know he's looking.

1:42:57 He's still looking.

1:42:58 Do you have any wool ray?

1:42:59 First question for you.

1:43:01 Um uh we can sort that.

1:43:03 Come to come to Flipopolis, but hide behind the bamboo.

1:43:08 Okay.

1:43:07 Cuz I don't know who's watching.

1:43:09 Yeah, I was just trying to I was going to actually

1:43:10 go into uh New York and have a little look, but like

1:43:14 you still need to get the Did you get in?

1:43:16 Did you get in?

1:43:19 Boy, did I get in?

1:43:20 What happened?

1:43:20 What happened?

1:43:21 Oh, get over here and I'll tell you everything.

1:43:23 All right, Freddy, go to blue block.

1:43:25 I'm coming.

1:43:25 I'm coming.

1:43:26 Um, is is black wool.

1:43:28 Okay.

1:43:28 Do you need a specific color?

1:43:29 Uh, any cool color.

1:43:30 I'm going to die.

1:43:31 Okay.

1:43:31 Okay.

1:43:34 Bloss.

1:43:34 Freddy, I'll come get you.

1:43:35 The big fish covered in

1:43:36 Freddy.

1:43:36 I'll come get you on my boat.

1:43:37 Let me just um What's it?

1:43:38 Get my fan in my room.

1:43:40 Not a fan.

1:43:40 We're not getting a fan in my room, guys.

1:43:41 We're getting a fan.

1:43:42 Oh my god, man.

1:43:43 That's so weird.

1:43:44 No, you only put those on Snapchat for real.

1:43:46 Yeah.

1:43:46 Well, I do.

1:43:47 You know, you got Yeah.

1:43:48 Yeah.

1:43:49 Oh, I listed them.

1:43:50 You know what I mean?

1:43:55 I'm going to I'm going to go grab a drink.

1:43:57 Go on.

1:43:58 You got to be hydrated.

1:43:59 You got to be hydrated.

1:44:03 Hydrated.

1:44:05 All right, guys.

1:44:09 Amazing.

1:44:10 Freddy, where are you?

1:44:12 He's He needs a second.

1:44:15 Why?

1:44:16 Give the boy a second.

1:44:19 All right, Fred, come get him.

1:44:20 He's getting a drink.

1:44:21 He's getting a drink.

1:44:22 I'm here.

1:44:22 I'm here.

1:44:23 I'm here.

1:44:24 That was a good crack.

1:44:25 That was great.

1:44:26 Okay, come hop.

1:44:27 Oh, yeah.

1:44:27 It was

1:44:29 I'm good at cracking stuff.

1:44:32 So, cracking doesn't mean that anymore, Freddy.

1:44:36 What?

1:44:36 It's actually inappropriate.

1:44:37 You mean sex now?

1:44:39 Yep.

1:44:40 What?

1:44:40 Yeah, cracking means like, "Oh, you've been cracking."

1:44:42 But I'm good at sexing things, I guess.

1:44:45 Oh, wow.

1:44:46 He just fully embraced it.

1:44:47 I would throw him off.

1:44:48 There's no point.

1:44:49 You know, I said it.

1:44:50 I'm not a liar.

1:44:51 So, I don't want to be um I don't want to go back farming.

1:44:54 I was pretty sick to just go straight for it.

1:44:59 Yeah.

1:44:58 You got to go with the flow in life.

1:45:00 Wow.

1:45:00 He is so[ __] cool.

1:45:02 I don't like to brag, but I Yeah, I am pretty cool.

1:45:06 I am pretty cool.

1:45:09 Well, this is a cool area.

1:45:11 So, what So, how come um there's so much bamboo?

1:45:14 Yeah.

1:45:14 So, that's kind of what I'm No, no, no.

1:45:16 I I didn't at all.

1:45:17 Please don't.

1:45:18 Oh wow.

1:45:18 You really let them bamboo it.

1:45:20 I didn't let them do anything.

1:45:22 Guys, guys, come in.

1:45:22 Come in.

1:45:23 Wait.

1:45:23 Come into the fish.

1:45:24 Come into the house.

1:45:26 Getting in the house.

1:45:26 Oh, wow.

1:45:26 You do have hair.

1:45:28 Oh, wow.

1:45:28 Yeah, now I have hair.

1:45:29 See, there's a big difference.

1:45:32 Oh, this is gorgeous.

1:45:34 Wow.

1:45:33 They put leaves everywhere.

1:45:35 Why did they do that?

1:45:36 It's all right.

1:45:37 Oh, it's dirty.

1:45:38 Is it dirty upstairs?

1:45:39 We have to let them walk over us so we can betray them.

1:45:42 It's all right.

1:45:42 What's that?

1:45:42 Okay.

1:45:43 Okay, guys.

1:45:43 It was crazy.

1:45:44 You should have seen me in there.

1:45:46 Well, I was so nervous because all of a sudden

1:45:48 he just wasn't talking to me and I was like, "Oh my god, he's he's mad at me.

1:45:51 He hates me." And then yeah,

1:45:53 it was actually it was really inconsiderate my feelings, but it's okay.

1:45:56 We moved forward.

1:45:57 And

1:45:58 what I did was I I I told him I said, "Hey,

1:46:01 I I want to join." And at first I was

1:46:03 really nervous that he was going to be suspicious of me,

1:46:05 but then I was telling him about how much I

1:46:07 love the bandits and how I'm going to be a bandit.

1:46:09 And and he he he said yes.

1:46:11 He said that I could be a a bandit.

1:46:13 Um, and and it was it was really quick.

1:46:16 And then I said I would build a bridge.

1:46:19 Um, and then I rescued him twice from these evil monsters.

1:46:23 And now he really likes me a lot.

1:46:26 And um, and he even liked me so much that he

1:46:29 said I could take down the bamboo that's covering my username.

1:46:31 Crouch.

1:46:32 Crouch.

1:46:32 Crouch.

1:46:33 Oh,[ __] Oh,[ __][ __]

1:46:35 Is it Luki?

1:46:35 No.

1:46:36 Slack.

1:46:36 Slack.

1:46:36 Slack.

1:46:38 Where we should hide?

1:46:38 We need block us in.

1:46:40 Block us in.

1:46:42 What?

1:46:43 I can't.

1:46:44 Just pocket.

1:46:44 Just Just hide us.

1:46:45 Hide it.

1:46:45 Okay.

1:46:48 __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __][ __] Get rid of this one.

1:46:55 We're very close to right now.

1:46:57 I'm going I'm going I'm going to I'm going to go in.

1:46:59 You guys stay safe.

1:47:02 Actually, you too.

1:47:08 Wow.

1:47:08 Well, this is um this is a special moment we're sharing here right now.

1:47:13 Oh, everyone's putting seven minutes in heaven.

1:47:16 I don't really like that.

1:47:20 Okay, let's just join that VC quick.

1:47:24 Yeah.

1:47:24 And you'd slide a quarter at the other

1:47:26 person's knuckles until one person uh pussied out.

1:47:31 I have a permanent scar from bloody knuckles on my knuckle.

1:47:34 You wouldn't believe it.

1:47:35 You talking about bloody knuckles?

1:47:37 Yeah, bloody knuckles.

1:47:38 You know bloody knuckles?

1:47:39 Yeah.

1:47:39 We My family on Thanksgiving used to do

1:47:41 it with the pool balls at the pool table.

1:47:43 Huh?

1:47:44 What?

1:47:44 Who's here?

1:47:45 You had a pool table growing up?

1:47:48 No, my one of my uncles did.

1:47:52 Dead?

1:47:52 Is he around?

1:47:54 Uh, I actually don't know what.

1:47:58 You don't have a great relationship with him anymore.

1:48:03 Got me a job.

1:48:04 I guess I just haven't thought about it like that.

1:48:06 Um, did you play Red Light on the bus?

1:48:10 Home from school from Squid Game?

1:48:13 No, no, no.

1:48:13 Red light.

1:48:14 No, red light goes way back.

1:48:16 Red light goes way back.

1:48:18 I used to play the flip the bus game where we used to try and flip the bus.

1:48:21 Oh my god.

1:48:22 You You told me about the bus.

1:48:24 What's flip the bus?

1:48:25 I was just curious what you're doing over here

1:48:26 cuz I I I've got stuff to attend to.

1:48:29 Well, I'm I'm cleaning out the bamboo.

1:48:31 Can't you see?

1:48:32 Can't you see what that woman lord is doing to me?

1:48:37 Oh.

1:48:37 That was beautiful.

1:48:39 That was very red light is when you was when you pick on one of the little

1:48:44 kids at the front of the bus to try and run all the way back

1:48:47 to the back of the bus and and put and press the red light that was

1:48:52 in the ceiling and everyone else would beat the[ __] out of him while he tried.

1:48:56 They used to shoot out the air.

1:48:58 Yeah.

1:48:59 No.

1:48:59 Well, yeah.

1:48:59 I I had a pl I I was the runner once, but then I graduated into the into the

1:49:05 You graduated.

1:49:06 You were still taking the school bus to play this game.

1:49:08 No, no.

1:49:09 I mean, I graduated into

1:49:11 that much.

1:49:13 Oh, [Music]

1:49:17 interesting.

1:49:17 You guys wouldn't even know what red light's all about.

1:49:20 You wouldn't even know what red light's all about.

1:49:22 You You You guys probably went to boarding school.

1:49:25 You had to wear suits suits and ties to school.

1:49:28 Oh my god.

1:49:30 No, the flip the bus game.

1:49:32 So, we would we didn't have school buses.

1:49:34 Well, my I used to for two years I used

1:49:36 to have a special one come and pick me up.

1:49:42 Ry, can you get him out of here?

1:49:45 I'm really trying to He's He's not even like fine.

1:49:47 It's fine.

1:49:48 We'll just talk.

1:49:48 We'll just talk here.

1:49:49 We'll just talk.

1:49:50 He's just hanging out.

1:49:51 He's getting rid of Freddy.

1:49:52 Freddy, just dig a hole and we'll just jump down here if

1:49:54 worst case he comes comes along and you just place in the top.

1:49:56 He's getting rid of all the band.

1:49:58 Right.

1:49:58 Do you have any wool?

1:49:59 Well, how did it go?

1:50:00 How did it go joining?

1:50:00 How did it go?

1:50:01 Joining.

1:50:02 He's getting rid of all the bamboo.

1:50:04 I do.

1:50:05 Tell me, how did it go getting in?

1:50:06 How did it go?

1:50:07 It It went good.

1:50:08 It went good.

1:50:08 He's I'm going to I'm going to do it.

1:50:09 I'm going to infiltrate.

1:50:10 I'm a part of the bandits now.

1:50:13 And I also think I joined a church.

1:50:15 I don't really know what happened over there.

1:50:16 No, not the church, bro.

1:50:18 Oh, no.

1:50:18 Come on.

1:50:19 Wait.

1:50:19 What's wrong with the church, bro?

1:50:20 It's just about It's made up.

1:50:23 It's made up.

1:50:23 It's all made up.

1:50:24 No, it's not made up.

1:50:26 You

1:50:26 It is right here.

1:50:27 Yes, it is.

1:50:27 No, no, guys.

1:50:28 Once you talk to him, you'll start to understand.

1:50:30 We talked.

1:50:31 We talked, bro.

1:50:32 You talked.

1:50:33 You paid the fee.

1:50:35 What?

1:50:35 Freddy, it's all right.

1:50:36 Sorry.

1:50:37 I got it.

1:50:37 Freddy, the archer.

1:50:38 The archer.

1:50:38 Let me Oh, you saved me.

1:50:41 Oh, no.

1:50:42 Just don't let him come around.

1:50:43 You If you guys didn't pay the fee,

1:50:44 then I don't think you really understand what I'm talking about.

1:50:48 Okay.

1:50:48 Well, yeah, of course.

1:50:49 Just so that he can make sure that you're worthy and that he trusts you.

1:50:51 Freddy, you ready?

1:50:52 We're going to make a run.

1:50:52 Sensitive information.

1:50:53 Yeah.

1:50:53 Three, two, one.

1:50:58 He's not looking.

1:50:58 He's not looking.

1:50:59 He's not looking.

1:51:00 He's not looking.

1:51:01 And Okay.

1:51:02 All right.

1:51:02 All right.

1:51:02 We're We're in.

1:51:03 Just swim.

1:51:03 Swim.

1:51:04 All right.

1:51:04 Right.

1:51:04 We're going to leave you to go back to him.

1:51:06 Okay.

1:51:07 Okay.

1:51:07 Okay.

1:51:08 Thank you so much for the war.

1:51:10 He just turned around.

1:51:11 Okay.

1:51:11 You're good.

1:51:12 You're good.

1:51:13 Good.

1:51:13 Oh my god.

1:51:13 We just missed him.

1:51:15 __] Good work.

1:51:16 Good work.

1:51:16 Okay.

1:51:17 I'm leaving.

1:51:17 I'm leaving.

1:51:19 All right.

1:51:19 Good.

1:51:20 Oh,[ __] All right.

1:51:21 That's uh that's concerning.

1:51:25 That was[ __] mate.

1:51:28 What do you mean Jack's getting her involved in a religion?

1:51:30 Yeah, I don't really like that that she's believing in that.

1:51:32 But that's okay.

1:51:33 I can Oh my god, we're on New Jersey right now, bro.

1:51:35 Oh, suit up.

1:51:35 Suit up.

1:51:37 Cuz we we don't we can't spoil that Ray's working with us, but we can be here.

1:51:40 You want to just[ __] Freddy, I've just had a[ __] idea.

1:51:42 Wait, maybe we should get the press.

1:51:43 Freddy, Freddy, Luca steals our doors.

1:51:45 Why not steal here?

1:51:46 Oh my god, he's got a baby ghast.

1:51:48 He's got one of the baby ghasts that you can steal it.

1:51:52 Well, that'd be a bit[ __] up.

1:51:54 Yeah, I know.

1:51:55 But[ __]

1:51:56 cuz he hasn't done anything[ __] up.

1:51:58 First of all, I'm going to take his doors.

1:52:01 Yeah, good idea.

1:52:03 [Music] Oh.

1:52:05 Oh, you don't want to live with Lucas.

1:52:07 He's a badie.

1:52:08 He's a bad guy, isn't he?

1:52:10 You want to live with Tommy in it.

1:52:12 Tommy in it.

1:52:12 Good.

1:52:13 Tommy in it.

1:52:14 Good.

1:52:14 Lucas bad.

1:52:17 Wait.

1:52:16 Oh, I've never seen these.

1:52:19 Lucas bad.

1:52:20 Let's go.

1:52:20 Luka's back.

1:52:22 Smells like[ __] Tommy in it.

1:52:24 He poos himself.

1:52:25 Tommy in it good.

1:52:28 How do we We need a lead.

1:52:29 Why is it going back?

1:52:31 Oh, is it following me?

1:52:35 Come on.

1:52:36 This way.

1:52:37 How do we Oh, just leave it for now, Freddy.

1:52:39 We'll get him later.

1:52:39 We'll get him later.

1:52:40 Yeah, bro.

1:52:41 If Lucas is going to have a[ __] fine gas, he's too overpowered.

1:52:46 Yeah.

1:52:46 Who's that over there?

1:52:47 Chucking his doors as well on the ground.

1:52:49 Average Harry.

1:52:49 Right.

1:52:50 I need to go back to the cult house because Freddy

1:52:53 I uh you know in my depression Oh, you get in.

1:52:57 He's going to take you back.

1:52:58 It's all right.

1:52:58 I can I can run.

1:53:01 Yeah, I got an Uber.

1:53:04 __] I'm just like Jack.

1:53:09 That's mad.

1:53:10 I want to get one of those ghasts, bro.

1:53:11 Imagine a ghast fight.

1:53:12 That'd be so sick.

1:53:14 Yeah.

1:53:14 Oh my god.

1:53:14 Now I'd actually fall in love with a little pet ghast.

1:53:16 But we mustn't kill it.

1:53:17 We have to respect.

1:53:18 Maybe that's what you need though to improve your happiness.

1:53:20 Maybe you need a little pet.

1:53:24 Yeah.

1:53:24 All right, Freddy.

1:53:25 Once I once I have these once I have my interior decorated,

1:53:29 then I uh I need to do something.

1:53:34 Okay.

1:53:32 Can you die?

1:53:46 This is actually pretty[ __] close to house.

1:53:49 Look guys, if I just show you the shag carpet again.

1:53:51 Look how close we are.

1:53:53 Need a little armchair in the corner.

1:54:12 This is actually pretty good.

1:54:13 Chad, this is a solid build from me, by the way.

1:54:21 All right, Fred.

1:54:22 I'm going to do some performing.

1:54:24 You're welcome to stay here for it if you want, but um Okay.

1:54:26 Yeah.

1:54:26 Yeah.

1:54:27 I'm just going to go for a weight just

1:54:33 Okay.

1:54:33 Wait.

1:54:33 We're getting We're getting there with the sauna, guys.

1:54:37 We got a Got a little gas.

1:54:40 Got a little wood fire.

1:54:43 We got to think about the mental health benefits.

1:54:46 Oh, that's beautiful.

1:54:54 Give me like a little bucket.

1:54:55 Um, maybe we need a cauldron below it actually.

1:55:01 H.

1:55:04 [Music] Oh, wait.

1:55:13 Do the campfires burn wood?

1:55:17 [Music] Does anyone know?

1:55:24 [Music] They don't burn wood while we're chilling.

1:55:29 We're chilling then.

1:55:39 [Music] All right.

1:55:43 What a beautiful What a beautiful sauna we have.

1:55:52 What else is good for mental health?

1:55:55 [Music] We need this uh in the retreat.

1:56:04 [Music] [Music] Therapy.

1:56:21 Yeah, maybe we do need a little therapy hub.

1:56:30 You see, Freddy?

1:56:32 Yes, I can see.

1:56:36 I need to tell you something.

1:56:37 Tell me.

1:56:38 Tell me.

1:56:39 Say whatever it is on your mind.

1:56:41 Well, Fred, uh, I want you.

1:56:43 See this.

1:56:44 Come in.

1:56:45 Come in here.

1:56:45 Take off your arm.

1:56:46 Get Get comfortable.

1:56:47 Sit on the armchair.

1:56:48 Maybe record this, Freddy, as a little demo.

1:56:51 Okay, this is comfy.

1:57:03 It's not the best friend, but you see my friend when I uh how do I say this?

1:57:13 Bruce Springy.

1:57:14 Okay, just end it there.

1:57:16 Bruce Py in the uh frankly you see in the in the worst part of his life

1:57:26 in his most major depression Roose well in order

1:57:30 to cope he uh wrote some very depressing songs.

1:57:34 Okay.

1:57:35 Okay.

1:57:34 I need chat.

1:57:35 I need you all to listen it.

1:57:37 He wrote some very depressing songs in order to cope.

1:57:39 Freddy, while I've been doing this, I've been uh I've been writing too, Freddy.

1:57:51 No, no, you haven't mentioned that.

1:57:54 I know, Freddy.

1:57:55 I've not mentioned I've not been crafting well, but

1:57:58 in order to cope with the loss of New Jersey.

1:58:02 Yeah,

1:58:01 I've wrote a little something.

1:58:04 I want you to record this.

1:58:05 Okay.

1:58:06 Okay.

1:58:06 I'm I'm

1:58:07 I don't want it to feel like I'm in the room by myself.

1:58:11 Okay, I'll be okay.

1:58:13 I've got my fingers on my lips.

1:58:15 My phone.

1:58:20 It's Freddy.

1:58:30 It isn't just a song to get you through the low time, Freddy.

1:58:34 It's a Minecraft parody.

1:58:38 Oh, wow.

1:58:40 Of uh let me just get this old thing right.

1:58:43 Of Bruce Springsteen's Atlantic City.

1:58:47 Let me get this old dog right.

1:58:50 Can you hear that?

1:58:51 All right.

1:58:52 Oh, I can.

1:58:53 It's beautiful.

1:58:55 It's me.

1:58:55 My ears.

1:58:56 Who is that?

1:58:58 It's me.

1:58:58 Just give us Give us a minute, Jack.

1:59:00 I'm pouring.

1:59:01 Come on.

1:59:01 Come on.

1:59:02 I just want I just want to let you know

1:59:03 really quickly just just just in case you ever need it.

1:59:05 I built a little tunnel for you through to the Jacken

1:59:07 straight from uh wherever the[ __] you are now.

1:59:10 Thank you, Jack.

1:59:10 Jack, just give us a minute.

1:59:12 Okay.

1:59:12 Thank you.

1:59:13 All right.

1:59:13 I'll call you back in a sec.

1:59:14 I'm just doing love you.

1:59:18 Okay.

1:59:19 Okay.

1:59:19 I hate that guy.

1:59:20 This is a Minecraft parody of Bruce

1:59:21 Springsteen's Atlantic City from the new Minecraft album.

1:59:26 Not Nebraska Mcrafter.

1:59:29 [Music] Well, now every mob dies and then it's gone.

1:59:36 But maybe every mob that dies someday respawns.

1:59:40 Put your helmet on, grab your TNT, and meet me tonight in the SMP.

1:59:49 [Music] Well, a creeper blew up in the plains last night.

2:00:01 And there's more loading into down on the boardwalk.

2:00:07 They're spawning in, ready for a fight.

2:00:10 Going to see what them zombies can do.

2:00:14 Now there's trouble hacking in from another realm.

2:00:18 And the admins can't get no relief.

2:00:22 Going to be a rumble out in the lobby tonight.

2:00:26 And the operator's hanging by the skin of his teeth.

2:00:30 Well, every mob dies and then it's gone.

2:00:34 But every mob that dies someday respawns.

2:00:38 Put your helmet on, grab your TNT, meet me tonight in the SMP.

2:00:50 [Music] Well, I mine some ore to enchant my sword.

2:00:59 Cuz my hearts are low and my armor's done.

2:01:03 So I took what I had to the blacksmith's door.

2:01:07 But his house was griefed and his bed destroyed.

2:01:12 Every mob dies and then it's gone.

2:01:15 Maybe every mob that dies someday responds.

2:01:19 Put your helmet on, grab your TNT, and meet me tonight in the SMP.

2:01:29 Tonight in the ASMP.

2:01:31 Now, our pets may have died and our loot may be gone,

2:01:35 but with you forever, I'll mine.

2:01:40 We're going out where there's diamond or so.

2:01:44 Put on your leggings, baby, cuz the caves get cold.

2:01:48 Every mob dies and then it's gone.

2:01:51 But maybe every mob that dies someday respawns.

2:01:58 [Music] Now I've been looking for diamonds, but they're hard to find down.

2:02:10 It's just emeralds and mine shafts.

2:02:12 Don't get caught on the wrong side of that line.

2:02:14 Well, I'm tired of crafting all my stuff again.

2:02:18 So, last night I met this hacker and I'm going to do a little favor for him.

2:02:22 Well, now every mob dies and then it's gone.

2:02:26 Maybe every mob that dies someday respawns.

2:02:30 Put your helmet on.

2:02:32 Grab your TNT.

2:02:35 Meet me tonight in the SMP.

2:02:39 Meet me tonight in the SMP.

2:02:43 Meet me tonight in the SMB.

2:02:46 [Music] Oh.

2:02:54 Um, meet me tonight in the ASMP.

2:03:12 [Music] How did What do you think?

2:03:18 That was That was beautiful.

2:03:25 Harry, I even put my helmet on.

2:03:26 I did the thing.

2:03:27 I did the thing.

2:03:29 Let me grab mine.

2:03:31 Get your helmet on, average Harry.

2:03:33 Grab your TNT.

2:03:42 Oh no, Fred.

2:03:43 Fred, you've destroyed all my orange shag garments.

2:03:45 I need my shag.

2:03:46 I was I was crying.

2:03:47 I was ready.

2:03:48 I'll I'll have to do some more in order to uh

2:03:51 do as Springsteen did and uh be uh like Nebraska, you know.

2:03:58 One sec.

2:04:00 Luke's after you.

2:04:02 Well, and listen to me, boys.

2:04:05 If you ever worried, keep your helmet on.

2:04:09 Grab your TNT.

2:04:10 Meet me tonight.

2:04:14 Luke is after you, Freddy.

2:04:15 Armor up.

2:04:19 I guess I guess he's gone.

2:04:30 Freddy, get your armor.

2:04:44 Oh, I already have a shield.

2:04:45 I have something for you.

2:04:47 Send it to me.

2:04:50 The archer.

2:04:52 Thank you, my brother.

2:04:54 It's average.

2:04:56 That's what we are, aren't we?

2:04:57 Get out of here.

2:05:03 Freddy, where are you?

2:05:06 Fred.

2:05:11 Oh, hey, Freddy.

2:05:12 I'm muted by accident.

2:05:13 How long have I been muted for?

2:05:15 Uh, I don't like a minute.

2:05:17 Okay, Freddy.

2:05:18 Freddy, we're going to meet Lucas.

2:05:20 Okay.

2:05:20 Okay.

2:05:20 Okay.

2:05:21 That makes sense.

2:05:22 That makes sense.

2:05:23 He's after average Harry one.

2:05:27 All right.

2:05:28 No matter what happens, we have a sauna to come back to, so it will be Wow.

2:05:36 Where is he?

2:05:38 By the way, just for you guys to know, me and my dad spent all day writing that.

2:05:42 So, that was beautiful, man.

2:05:45 Thank you.

2:05:46 I like the bit where I even got to put leggings on as well.

2:05:49 Oh, yeah.

2:05:50 That's cool.

2:05:50 And now I got to take them off afterwards.

2:05:52 If you want to know what par next, listen to Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska.

2:05:58 Where is he?

2:05:58 No, no, no, no, no.

2:05:59 Don't charge him.

2:05:59 We defend.

2:06:00 What are you doing?

2:06:01 Average Harry.

2:06:04 Some people, man.

2:06:04 Some people.

2:06:06 Let me join their call.

2:06:09 Lkey.

2:06:09 Did I Hello?

2:06:10 Can we speak to you in a different call, please?

2:06:14 Okay, sure.

2:06:16 Wait, what's what's happening?

2:06:17 I'm pulling Luki over.

2:06:22 I'm dragging him.

2:06:22 Okay, I'm dragging him.

2:06:24 Luki, I dragged you.

2:06:26 Yeah.

2:06:26 Yeah.

2:06:26 Yeah.

2:06:27 You're starting beef with our man average Harry one.

2:06:30 Um, no.

2:06:32 He says you were.

2:06:35 Okay.

2:06:34 Okay.

2:06:34 I said I wasn't.

2:06:37 You denying it.

2:06:40 Your honor.

2:06:41 What did he do?

2:06:41 Average Harry.

2:06:42 Tell us.

2:06:44 Um, I think like Okay.

2:06:46 So, I was I was on a quest to find Phil and then I I went past Oh,

2:06:51 in doing so, I passed uh Harry's house.

2:06:53 You attacked him?

2:06:55 Um, and then Harry was like, "Where are you coming from?" I was like,

2:06:58 "My house." And then I don't know what actually happened, but oh, that was it.

2:07:03 He started threatening.

2:07:04 He was like, "Oh, like I'm watching you.

2:07:06 I've got my eye on you." Or something along those lines.

2:07:07 And then kept walking up to me.

2:07:09 It was getting all up in my face.

2:07:11 And I was actually pretty I was actually pretty passive.

2:07:14 Um, and an epic battle.

2:07:18 And I won.

2:07:19 There wasn't even a battle.

2:07:20 I Okay, so if I'm fleeing, I'm not the aggressor in this equation.

2:07:24 No.

2:07:24 Well, I don't know.

2:07:25 That kind of sounds like you're being um being a wuss.

2:07:30 Hang on.

2:07:30 No, no, no.

2:07:30 Your accusation is that I'm I'm instigating.

2:07:34 No.

2:07:36 Feels like you instigated.

2:07:38 But if I'm if I'm fleeing, that that doesn't feel very instigator aggressive.

2:07:44 Betraying all of us kind of felt like an instigation.

2:07:46 That doesn't feel like he instigated.

2:07:47 Right.

2:07:49 Yeah.

2:07:50 I was just looking for Phil's house.

2:07:52 stumbled across Harry's base and then Harry was like

2:07:55 Albanian.

2:07:55 Okay.

2:07:55 Well, we're not part of New Albania.

2:07:57 We are Yeah, we're not part of New Albania.

2:07:59 I I hate to say it.

2:08:00 We're not Albanian.

2:08:02 That's okay.

2:08:03 You seem very concerned about Albania as well,

2:08:05 Freddy.

2:08:05 But let's boys, let's establish a little bit of dominance.

2:08:08 Okay.

2:08:10 Let's head on over to New Jersey and say hello to everyone.

2:08:13 I'm not Someone's got my

2:08:16 confession.

2:08:16 We were doing that.

2:08:17 No, I was there that day.

2:08:18 I was there and I can tell you people weren't fapping.

2:08:21 Yeah.

2:08:21 And you know what?

2:08:22 You if someone started fapping, I probably would have gotten real uncomfortable.

2:08:26 And then we It would have been Well, cuz they might have crashed.

2:08:30 Whoa.

2:08:30 And then we go home to a Is this a different energy?

2:08:36 Hotel and we fap in our fapu.

2:08:39 Oh my god.

2:08:40 Fatsules.

2:08:40 Wait.

2:08:41 Wait.

2:08:41 That's actually a business idea where we actually need to start the fapsules.

2:08:45 Guys, we need to stop.

2:08:47 We need to put them in every office in the country.

2:08:50 Yucky.

2:08:50 We need we I went into Brewd Dog Waterloo.

2:08:52 They had Fapsules.

2:08:53 It was actually lit.

2:08:54 Oh, no.

2:08:55 Literally, every[ __] company in the country needs a Fapsule

2:08:59 for the staff for when like you're getting stressed at work.

2:09:02 It would really help.

2:09:03 As the co-leader of the bandits, can I create a Fapsule?

2:09:06 You're in the Bandits?

2:09:08 Yeah.

2:09:08 Yeah.

2:09:08 Yeah.

2:09:09 All right.

2:09:09 Where are you lot?

2:09:10 Cuz we're on New Jersey, mate.

2:09:11 And I've noticed that you've put a little Sonata sign here.

2:09:15 I don't like that one bit.

2:09:17 There's a Sonatra sign.

2:09:17 I want to see this.

2:09:18 I like that guy a lot.

2:09:20 Yeah, I switched out the I switched out

2:09:22 the Bruce sign for a for a Frank Sinatra sign.

2:09:26 Hell yeah.

2:09:26 I love Frank, too.

2:09:28 You've just been banished from New Albania.

2:09:30 I mean, I do.

2:09:31 Oh, no.

2:09:31 Sinatra as well.

2:09:32 I'm building Norwich.

2:09:33 Norwich is home.

2:09:35 Where's Norwich?

2:09:37 I'm not telling I'm not giving you the location of Norwich,

2:09:39 but Norwich will be the second home of the bandits.

2:09:42 I don't want to go Norwich.

2:09:44 And we're going to fap everywhere there.

2:09:46 We're going to be be Are you good?

2:09:49 Yeah, we're good.

2:09:50 We're just checking out.

2:09:51 We just wanted to make it a little clearer how strong we are.

2:09:55 That's fine.

2:09:56 This is This is my fight.

2:09:57 I told you

2:10:00 Tom when you can't really hear.

2:10:03 It's hard to hear you over.

2:10:08 So, this isn't really something I'm involved in.

2:10:12 I'm just going to my house.

2:10:13 It's like Frank's in the VC right now.

2:10:15 I told you you're you're everyone's looking for the jack

2:10:17 and you It doesn't need any of these bamboo.

2:10:20 And each kiss an inspiration.

2:10:24 Oh, it's beautiful.

2:10:25 Okay.

2:10:25 It's kind of difficult to know what Oh, but what?

2:10:30 That's almost as good.

2:10:30 That's almost as good as my song I wrote.

2:10:32 Your song is beautiful.

2:10:34 I'm sorry.

2:10:35 Can I help you?

2:10:36 We were just here on uh New York just having a little check out.

2:10:39 Just let you know.

2:10:39 You're not going to listen to New York, you know.

2:10:41 But at least you're calling it New York now.

2:10:43 Oh,

2:10:44 what are you going to do about it?

2:10:45 Huh?

2:10:45 You notice that?

2:10:46 You called it New York.

2:10:47 I did notice that.

2:10:48 Oh yeah.

2:10:49 What would you even do with us three?

2:10:50 Look at us.

2:10:51 We're stronger than you by a million miles.

2:10:54 Well, there's plenty of your hometown.

2:10:56 How about that?

2:10:56 You know, you know the No.

2:11:00 Stop it, boys.

2:11:01 Stop it.

2:11:01 Stop it.

2:11:03 Yeah.

2:11:02 You know what?

2:11:03 You know what Theodore Roosevelt once said?

2:11:06 I'm Theodore Roosevelt.

2:11:08 He said, "Can I get a[ __] Dr.

2:11:10 Pepper in my office?" I remember.

2:11:15 Where's the

2:11:16 That was actually one of his that was his one of his better quotes.

2:11:20 And then he said, "You got to speak softly and carry a big stick."

2:11:25 Which is the exact opposite of what I'm doing right now.

2:11:30 Oh, actually, my dad told me that I speak loudly and I don't carry any sticks.

2:11:36 I carry a bunch of bamboo though.

2:11:38 I got I got Oh, why do you have all this bamboo for me?

2:11:43 You got a problem.

2:11:44 It's actually

2:11:45 If you keep talking[ __] Tom, I'm gonna turn you into a concept.

2:11:48 No, you won't.

2:11:49 No, you won't.

2:11:50 Don't try and do dislines on me.

2:11:52 You're not getting an animatic.

2:11:53 We're We're turning you into a concept, bro.

2:11:56 You're not getting in the animatic,

2:12:01 bro.

2:12:01 I'm living in Colts.

2:12:02 It's a sub area of New Jersey where Bruce wrote Nebraska.

2:12:05 I'm going to turn Colts neck into a sheet of glass.

2:12:10 Don't you dare say that to us.

2:12:11 I'm going to turn Gold Snake into a sheet of glass.

2:12:14 Why are you saying that, man?

2:12:15 What you say?

2:12:15 No, you're not, mate.

2:12:16 Cuz you ain't You

2:12:17 turn Gold Snake into a sheet of glass.

2:12:19 I let you have a new jersey.

2:12:20 But now I'm all full diamond.

2:12:22 I just kill you, mate.

2:12:22 I just kill you dead, mate.

2:12:24 All right.

2:12:24 I'm strong.

2:12:26 I'm almost down.

2:12:28 You You wouldn't You don't kill me.

2:12:31 You want to We We all know you want

2:12:33 to spread this this content out into 10 different streams.

2:12:37 You're at the beginning of the arc still.

2:12:40 __][ __] He's right.

2:12:41 __][ __] No.

2:12:42 Don't Don't Don't

2:12:43 I can kill one of the one of the side guys like Harry or Jack.

2:12:46 I'm not a side guy.

2:12:47 I have I don't care.

2:12:52 What?

2:12:51 No, I'm not a side guy.

2:12:52 I'm I'm the joke for God.

2:12:55 Standing right next to me.

2:12:55 It's like

2:12:57 Harry know what that is.

2:12:58 Lucas isn't even a side guy.

2:12:59 Kind of Harry's the only Even Harry.

2:13:02 Why is Why is the fake average Harry on your side?

2:13:06 I have average Harry.

2:13:07 I have average Harry one, bro.

2:13:08 You have average Harry ass.

2:13:10 Yeah.

2:13:10 Oh.

2:13:10 Oh, no.

2:13:11 No.

2:13:12 I thought I had both of them.

2:13:14 No.

2:13:14 Said, "Don't fall to your fears.

2:13:16 Don't give into anger." I'm giving into anger.

2:13:17 Wait.

2:13:17 Harry, come.

2:13:18 Harry, come on this side.

2:13:20 No.

2:13:20 Harry.

2:13:20 No.

2:13:21 No.

2:13:21 Suits you suits you better.

2:13:23 Come on, Harry.

2:13:25 Come on this side.

2:13:27 Harry.

2:13:27 Harry.

2:13:28 Harry.

2:13:28 Think.

2:13:28 Think.

2:13:29 If you do that, you have to give him New Albania.

2:13:31 I think.

2:13:32 No.

2:13:32 No.

2:13:33 It was just an acquisition.

2:13:34 We'll annex it.

2:13:35 We It'll become Queens.

2:13:37 Okay.

2:13:37 He's going.

2:13:38 He don't even like you.

2:13:39 You don't even leave.

2:13:40 Not bad.

2:13:40 He doesn't play by the rules.

2:13:42 Now it's 3v2.

2:13:43 He's invading the game.

2:13:47 I'm on Joshua's side.

2:13:48 Um, yeah.

2:13:49 Look, and all I can say about this, guys, is look,

2:13:51 I reckon you should resolve this conflict

2:13:53 peacefully cuz that's what Joshua would want.

2:13:55 Harry, I'll fight you, man.

2:13:57 Average, the other average Harry, if you're watching the stream,

2:13:59 if you don't join us, I'm banning you in my chat.

2:14:02 I'm the archer, bro.

2:14:05 Hey, Tom.

2:14:05 Tom.

2:14:06 Tom.

2:14:06 I'm the I'm the

2:14:08 Stop.

2:14:08 It's not what It's not what Joshua would want.

2:14:10 I don't give a[ __] about this.

2:14:11 Joshua, he's made up.

2:14:11 Is he Freddy?

2:14:15 What Freddy said?

2:14:15 Freddy said he's made up.

2:14:16 We all be

2:14:18 You hearing this chick out loud?

2:14:20 Look up.

2:14:21 Just because you are willing.

2:14:23 Well, you are willing to make the necessary donation

2:14:25 to be trusted like Schlatt and Harry and Rya were.

2:14:29 Bro, you don't know about Joshua cuz I can't tell you.

2:14:31 Rya made the donation.

2:14:32 What did she donate?

2:14:33 We can't tell you.

2:14:34 Same as everybody.

2:14:34 It's five diamonds.

2:14:35 That's what it's got to be.

2:14:36 Give me five diamonds.

2:14:37 I'll tell you all about it.

2:14:37 Bro, I'm the archer, bro.

2:14:38 Stand back.

2:14:40 To say it, Tom.

2:14:41 I heard Ray donated a kiss to Jack.

2:14:46 Well, that's not true.

2:14:46 That's not true.

2:14:47 That's not true.

2:14:50 No, it would be the first time.

2:14:53 It would be the first regrettable time.

2:14:56 We all know Jack loves sharing things.

2:15:00 It's ridiculous.

2:15:02 I heard Jack cheated.

2:15:04 [Laughter] I've heard this

2:15:08 guy has a lot of love to give and all of a sudden that's a crime.

2:15:10 I just don't get it.

2:15:13 I've heard this too.

2:15:15 I'm incredibly loyal to Joshua.

2:15:18 Yeah.

2:15:18 Never cheat on Joshua.

2:15:19 Well, yeah.

2:15:20 Josh is your brother, isn't he?

2:15:24 Oh, that's a different My brother is coincidentally called Joshua.

2:15:28 That's Ly said 33.

2:15:30 I'm here.

2:15:31 I I'm I'm not here.

2:15:32 I'm so far away.

2:15:33 Oh, he's not even here.

2:15:34 Your little pretty boy isn't even here, mate.

2:15:36 We need to stab you, bro.

2:15:38 Bro, do you actually want to fight?

2:15:39 I actually stab you, mate.

2:15:41 Yeah, I'll kill you.

2:15:41 I'll kill you.

2:15:44 Yeah.

2:15:43 Ooh.

2:15:44 Oh.

2:15:44 Oh, Harry.

2:15:46 That's against the rules.

2:15:48 That's against the rules.

2:15:49 I'm a bandit.

2:15:50 I don't play by the rules.

2:15:52 We don't play by the rules.

2:15:53 Wait, he actually gets it.

2:15:56 Surround him.

2:15:56 He's a real bandit, man.

2:15:57 You know what to do, bro.

2:16:06 I'm sick of the phantoms, by the way.

2:16:08 Can we go sleep soon?

2:16:09 No.

2:16:09 Guys, can we stop playing this game because I'm on one half?

2:16:12 Apologize.

2:16:12 Apologize if we will.

2:16:13 I'm sorry.

2:16:14 I'm sorry.

2:16:14 I'm sorry.

2:16:15 What are you sorry for being a big knobhead?

2:16:17 I'm sorry for being a big fat[ __] No, that was No,

2:16:22 wait.

2:16:22 What did you want me to say?

2:16:23 It sounds like that video again.

2:16:24 It sounds like video you were talking about.

2:16:26 Can we stop defacing?

2:16:28 Um, I'm sorry.

2:16:28 Can we stop defacing the Rudy Giuliani carrot farm?

2:16:32 We don't We're not playing by the rules.

2:16:33 Huh.

2:16:34 No, I But you're not playing.

2:16:36 You do play by the rules.

2:16:37 You have the rules.

2:16:39 Our rules are we hate New Jersey.

2:16:40 Do what we like.

2:16:42 But you hate New Jersey.

2:16:43 New York.

2:16:44 New Jersey.

2:16:44 New York.

2:16:45 We hate New York, but it will.

2:16:46 Yeah.

2:16:46 Exactly.

2:16:47 See, I'm going to follow you down.

2:16:49 We don't even follow our rules.

2:16:51 If I log in and I die to post your address cuz I don't even live there anymore.

2:16:55 __] Okay.

2:16:58 Yeah, he'll do it cuz he doesn't play by the rules either.

2:17:02 Never play by the rules.

2:17:03 Don't let him dox me.

2:17:04 Don't let him dox me.

2:17:05 Let him out.

2:17:05 Let him out.

2:17:07 Tommy, you defacing the Rudy Giuliani carrot farm.

2:17:10 Something so against the rules I can't even begin to imagine.

2:17:13 Are you I'm sorry.

2:17:16 Are you more of a bandit than you think?

2:17:18 A bandit?

2:17:19 No.

2:17:19 I love

2:17:20 You're acting like a bandit right now.

2:17:21 Cuz my rule,

2:17:24 what are you doing?

2:17:25 What are you doing def facing Rudy Giuliani's rule?

2:17:28 My rule is I[ __] hate New York, bro.

2:17:30 So, look at this.

2:17:31 Bang.

2:17:32 Guys, I've joined a new server.

2:17:33 Some random person sent me a real empire.

2:17:35 It's supposed to like Swedish people.

2:17:37 You see that, mate?

2:17:38 Bang.

2:17:38 And I'll do it again if I want cuz I'm wellard,

2:17:40 but I'm not going to do that right

2:17:41 now cuz it would be narratively anticlimactic.

2:17:46 Also, I don't know how many lives we will have yet.

2:17:49 Yet.

2:17:50 Oh.

2:17:50 Oh, that was sick parkour.

2:17:52 All right, I'm leaving.

2:17:53 Let's Let's pull out of here.

2:17:54 Pull up out.

2:17:55 Pull up out, my lads.

2:17:56 Come on.

2:17:57 All right.

2:17:58 Yeah, man.

2:17:59 That was nice of them to clean up.

2:18:00 It was good of you boys to clean up.

2:18:04 Rya.

2:18:06 Hey.

2:18:06 Oh, sweet Rya.

2:18:06 Tensions are high.

2:18:08 Tensions are high.

2:18:09 Yeah, cuz I was trying to go there and break the rules and destroy their stuff.

2:18:12 And whenever he said that, he said, "You're breaking the rules.

2:18:14 You're a bandit." And I was like, "Fuck." So, I had to get out of there.

2:18:19 Oh my god.

2:18:19 Oh, where are you now?

2:18:20 Oh, I'm getting out of there, bro.

2:18:23 Wait, where were you?

2:18:23 What was happening?

2:18:24 I was in New York, but now I'm going back.

2:18:27 New York.

2:18:28 You were in New York.

2:18:30 Yeah.

2:18:31 Yeah.

2:18:31 They We go in there, bro, whenever we want.

2:18:33 Freddy, I need to go get some uh What?

2:18:35 What is it you make arrows out of?

2:18:37 Feather.

2:18:38 I need to get some feather.

2:18:40 Flint, bro.

2:18:41 I have a lot of flint.

2:18:43 Do you really?

2:18:44 Do you have feather?

2:18:45 Yeah.

2:18:45 Uh, no, but I have a lot of flint.

2:18:47 Can I grab flint off you, please?

2:18:49 Yeah.

2:18:49 Do you have any food you could bring in exchange?

2:18:52 We need to figure out a food situation.

2:18:54 Yeah, we do.

2:18:54 Yeah, I'm I'm really got Oh, I have a stack of carrots.

2:18:57 I'm bringing a stack of carrots.

2:18:58 Guys, just just warning you,

2:18:59 there is a guy with a trident outside of my house

2:19:02 and he's like really overpowered and there's nothing I could do,

2:19:05 so I don't have any food.

2:19:06 So, I'm just trying.

2:19:07 No, I'm coming.

2:19:07 I'm coming, my queen.

2:19:09 Thank you.

2:19:12 A very nice.

2:19:14 All right.

2:19:14 He's so kind.

2:19:15 He's so kind.

2:19:16 I'm the archer.

2:19:18 You're Oh, I do have a serious complaint to make.

2:19:22 Uh

2:19:24 oh.

2:19:25 Yeah, you do.

2:19:26 You didn't You didn't go around.

2:19:30 Sorry.

2:19:29 What?

2:19:30 What happened?

2:19:30 What happened?

2:19:31 Well, there's this thing that's been happening where this this there's

2:19:34 this reoccurring thing that gets keeps getting brought up and it's just

2:19:38 it's just unsettling.

2:19:39 What is it?

2:19:40 I don't really know the parameters of it, but they're calling it fapping.

2:19:46 They do keep bringing up fapping, don't they?

2:19:48 Yeah, it's not very It's not very consider.

2:19:50 What we need to do is add another girl to this server.

2:19:54 Can we Can we Don't worry.

2:19:55 I'm adding uh my friend Danny tomorrow.

2:20:01 Danny.

2:20:02 Yeah.

2:20:03 You know, Danny, fully awesome.

2:20:05 And then and then, by the way,

2:20:05 I'm adding Danny and then I'm not adding anyone for a month.

2:20:08 So,

2:20:10 well, as anyone, it's not going to be another white bloke as well after that.

2:20:13 So, don't[ __] Sorry, guys.

2:20:16 Damn it.

2:20:16 We got enough of those.

2:20:18 Uh, my flint is up in this bottom one, I think.

2:20:22 Oh, no.

2:20:22 There's one down here in the large chest as well.

2:20:24 Oh, wow.

2:20:24 This is amazing for the arch.

2:20:26 Wait, come back.

2:20:26 Come back.

2:20:26 I need food.

2:20:27 I need food.

2:20:27 Oh, you gave me carrots.

2:20:28 Such a kind man.

2:20:30 But then after I not anyone for a month at least.

2:20:34 I don't know.

2:20:34 I've not spoke to Phil.

2:20:36 I think I saw his little thing on He doesn't want to, I don't think.

2:20:40 But I think if you look this way.

2:20:42 Wait.

2:20:42 Like if you look towards the fish house,

2:20:44 there's a little there's a little pink ping.

2:20:47 I think that's him.

2:20:49 Is he even on?

2:20:50 I don't even believe that he's on.

2:20:51 He is.

2:20:52 He just replied to you.

2:20:57 Yeah.

2:20:57 I'm not I don't think he's Oh god, the[ __] TR guys are so OP.

2:21:01 He's on the server.

2:21:04 Oh, did you see the bridge that I'm making?

2:21:07 Oh my god.

2:21:07 Wait.

2:21:08 Oh[ __] Did he Why are you building a bridge?

2:21:12 That's what he asked me to do in order to become one of the bandits.

2:21:15 He said I had to connect Liplop former Liplopolis.

2:21:18 It's called Staten Island now.

2:21:20 No, really.

2:21:21 Bellow.

2:21:21 That's what he made me give up.

2:21:23 Phil.

2:21:24 Bellow.

2:21:25 Phil.

2:21:27 Hello.

2:21:26 What side are you on, Phil?

2:21:29 Uh, my side.

2:21:30 Now you're need to pick now.

2:21:35 Wait, where have you been?

2:21:36 You're loud and everyone's everyone's quiet.

2:21:39 I haven't seen you once, by the way, in this whole server.

2:21:42 You know why?

2:21:42 Cuz I just[ __] ran away.

2:21:45 Well, that's good.

2:21:45 Are you in the sun rises?

2:21:48 That's going to give you a different energy.

2:21:50 We're all about running away, to be fair.

2:21:51 That's what we did.

2:21:53 Every server I join, I run away.

2:21:55 Well, are you going to come back and help with the with the cause?

2:21:58 Cuz the[ __] joke is taking over, bro.

2:22:01 What the[ __] is a joke, Jack?

2:22:03 He's He's the Pope.

2:22:04 He's the Pope.

2:22:05 But joke.

2:22:06 He's the joke.

2:22:07 You should become the joke.

2:22:08 Really?

2:22:09 So there's already a pope is so religious catching up on.

2:22:12 What do you need catching up on?

2:22:14 Everything, dude.

2:22:14 I literally just joined, ran away, and built a house on top of a hill.

2:22:18 A mansion on a hill?

2:22:18 No, cuz that's not a good ode, mate.

2:22:20 Cuz I do not like that.

2:22:22 That's against a house on a hill.

2:22:23 Okay, as long as it's not mansion.

2:22:25 It's not a mansion.

2:22:26 Why would I build a mansion?

2:22:27 Who cares about massive builds?

2:22:30 Working class.

2:22:30 Still love that.

2:22:32 Um, you said you hate the working class.

2:22:35 No, come on.

2:22:36 I'm trying to be appealing.

2:22:37 Okay.

2:22:38 Okay.

2:22:38 Sorry.

2:22:38 Hey, sorry.

2:22:38 I'm back.

2:22:39 Yeah.

2:22:39 Okay.

2:22:40 Basically, what happened was we joined.

2:22:41 I made the glorious land of New Jersey as an honor

2:22:44 to Springsteen given the Springsteen movie is coming out soon.

2:22:46 And then Schlatt joins.

2:22:48 Ray makes splitopolis by the way.

2:22:49 Um, we all make houses in New Jersey.

2:22:52 Schlatt[ __] joins, takes New Jersey.

2:22:53 Lkey betrays me.

2:22:55 And now I'm just[ __] in the middle of nowhere.

2:22:57 Well, in Colt's neck,

2:22:58 I'm not even in my massive mansion I built cuz I do like mansions.

2:23:01 Phil, did you just say mansions aren't allowed?

2:23:04 Yeah.

2:23:04 Yeah, but now it's ironic cuz I'm not allowed in my own mansion.

2:23:07 So, it's ironic.

2:23:08 I'm Ra by the way.

2:23:10 It's good to meet you, Phil.

2:23:11 This is Rya, by the way, my longdist friend.

2:23:15 Hello.

2:23:15 Lovely to meet you, Phil of Minecraft.

2:23:18 __] Lovely to meet you, too.

2:23:19 Um, stay away from Tom.

2:23:20 He will just kill you for diamonds.

2:23:22 What the?

2:23:25 Really?

2:23:24 I would not.

2:23:25 I would not harm her.

2:23:26 Oh my god.

2:23:27 Why?

2:23:28 Bro, bro, bro, bro, Ray, I would never harm you.

2:23:30 Ignore this man.

2:23:31 He's lally this crazy man that's been speaking to me.

2:23:33 Finally, you punched her though.

2:23:34 Hey Phil, I haven't seen you in a while.

2:23:35 I want to say hi.

2:23:36 Now the joke's in the VC.

2:23:38 Big joke.

2:23:39 Oh yeah.

2:23:39 No.

2:23:40 No.

2:23:40 I ended stream.

2:23:41 I'm out of character.

2:23:42 This is out of character.

2:23:43 I just wanted to say hi to Phil.

2:23:45 No, I'm still character.

2:23:46 But you can be out.

2:23:48 Hi Phil.

2:23:48 I'm out.

2:23:48 Just say hi to not confusing at all.

2:23:50 Yeah, I'm the joke on the server.

2:23:52 I'm going to be I'm just letting you know.

2:23:54 I'm good.

2:23:54 I'm good.

2:23:55 So anyway, SL invade now.

2:23:56 I've been exiled again.

2:23:57 Phil, Tom's giving me like the the cliff notes.

2:24:00 Yeah, I've been[ __] exiled, bro.

2:24:02 You could have just read the dock, by the way.

2:24:04 So, I'm a bit annoyed, man, to do this, but

2:24:05 I'm not I'm not reading

2:24:07 in it, mate.

2:24:08 They don't even teach reading up north.

2:24:10 Let's get hell, mate.

2:24:12 They don't even teach a reading up north.

2:24:14 Surprised you even knew how to get into the Discord call.

2:24:17 __] off.

2:24:19 I will grief your house.

2:24:20 I will break the rules.

2:24:22 Nah, don't break the rules cuz then you're a bandit.

2:24:23 You don't want to be a bandit.

2:24:24 So, Schlatt and Lucas form the bandits, right?

2:24:27 Uhhuh.

2:24:27 They form the bandits.

2:24:28 This is the baddest of bad, right?

2:24:31 Right.

2:24:31 These lot are over there.

2:24:32 They break all the rules anyway.

2:24:34 They kick me out and now I have to live in Colts neck.

2:24:37 But I have a plan.

2:24:38 I'm going to get it back slowly.

2:24:38 And Ry has joined the bandits.

2:24:41 Yeah.

2:24:41 Well, I'm under Airbnb.

2:24:43 Don't say that.

2:24:43 Don't just say that to everyone who asks cuz then you're not, are you?

2:24:46 It's okay.

2:24:47 Jack's out of character.

2:24:50 Yeah, I'm out of character.

2:24:50 I wasn't even listening.

2:24:53 Yeah.

2:24:53 What's the joke?

2:24:54 I'm a neutral party.

2:24:55 Nah, you are though until you're not in it.

2:24:58 I'm always going to be neutral, man.

2:24:59 That's the joke.

2:24:59 That's the joke.

2:25:00 I don't know.

2:25:00 I feel like I feel like the pope could just start war.

2:25:06 Yeah.

2:25:05 Nah.

2:25:06 It's not what Joshua would want.

2:25:08 That's like saying the royal family is neutral.

2:25:09 You know what I mean?

2:25:10 We all know.

2:25:10 Oh, yeah.

2:25:10 Yeah.

2:25:11 Know you want to say that.

2:25:12 They represent Britain.

2:25:14 But I represent Joshua and Joshua wouldn't want any war.

2:25:18 Okay, fair enough.

2:25:19 No war from Joshua.

2:25:23 Mhm.

2:25:23 Well, that's my piece.

2:25:24 I'll be out of here.

2:25:25 Phil, it's been a pleasure to see you again.

2:25:27 Always a pleasure, mate.

2:25:28 Glad you're doing well.

2:25:30 Thanks, Phil.

2:25:30 You too, man.

2:25:33 Yeah.

2:25:34 Yeah.

2:25:34 But anyway, Phil, you've been exiled again.

2:25:37 We're redoing Dream SMP law.

2:25:39 No, this is totally different, mate.

2:25:41 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

2:25:44 Yeah.

2:25:44 Are there any discs that you're hoarding?

2:25:46 Okay, sweet.

2:25:47 Keep it that way.

2:25:48 Thank you.

2:25:48 Please, please, please.

2:25:49 This is a totally different thing.

2:25:51 First of all, the cast is different.

2:25:56 Mhm.

2:25:56 Much Yeah.

2:25:56 But feel if you feel if if you want it to be more similar, I can get in contact.

2:26:02 Don't know about that.

2:26:03 We've not really got a good track record with that working out.

2:26:06 There's at least three on the server already, by the way.

2:26:10 What do you mean already?

2:26:15 I'm just predicting, by the way, it's Harry.

2:26:17 It's Harry, Jack, and uh um Oh, yeah.

2:26:21 Yeah, let's make some predictions, guys.

2:26:22 Everyone make your predictions and Jack because Jack's not here.

2:26:26 Surely

2:26:26 Harry's definitely Harry's point for each one.

2:26:29 The person with the most points wins.

2:26:31 Who you think is it?

2:26:32 It's like a game of tag, but if you lose your career, Jesus Christ.

2:26:41 Yeah.

2:26:41 __] hell.

2:26:42 All right.

2:26:42 Good to know you've not changed that much.

2:26:45 Yes, I have.

2:26:46 I'm not it, bro.

2:26:49 I swear I'm not it,

2:26:50 bro.

2:26:51 Ra, if it's you, I'm going to be so annoyed.

2:26:53 Oh, man.

2:26:55 If it's you, that would be mad.

2:26:56 If it's you, that be so upset if it's you, Phil.

2:27:01 __] man.

2:27:01 That would be so mad.

2:27:04 You sound just like him.

2:27:05 What the hell?

2:27:07 So[ __] cursed.

2:27:09 Anyway, but um

2:27:11 cool

2:27:10 in it.

2:27:11 Yeah.

2:27:11 So, Phil, um

2:27:13 what's it?

2:27:13 They're all They've all taken it by being the bandits.

2:27:16 If you want, you could be a third neutral party, Phil.

2:27:18 But you know, we are ultimately in a fight.

2:27:20 But don't worry, it narratively I'm aware we've started as an exile

2:27:23 because I'm aware narratively it started as a parody to the Dream SMP.

2:27:26 But believe me, Phil, over time is it going to change and be unique,

2:27:29 such as my singing a Bruce song.

2:27:33 Very good.

2:27:34 Yeah, I saw a sign that said like you have to sing

2:27:38 like an entire Bruce to be part of one of the nations.

2:27:41 Wow, that's long gone.

2:27:43 That's long gone.

2:27:44 Poor Jersey.

2:27:45 That's That's ex law.

2:27:46 It's not ex law.

2:27:47 It used to happen, bro.

2:27:48 Ch, bro.

2:27:49 It changes.

2:27:52 Yeah,

2:27:51 right.

2:27:51 Okay.

2:27:52 So, apart from Are you Do you promise you're a neutral party?

2:27:55 Do you promise you're a neutral party?

2:27:57 I guess I'm just hanging out.

2:27:59 I'm literally doing Hey, I'm just hanging out on

2:28:03 Ray's on my team.

2:28:04 Ray's on our team.

2:28:05 So, is Freddy and Harry one in it?

2:28:08 Mole big snooty mole sneaking around in the dirt.

2:28:12 That's Rya.

2:28:14 Yep.

2:28:14 Big mole.

2:28:16 Big big mole.

2:28:17 Big mole.

2:28:18 Oh yeah.

2:28:18 Sneaking around in the dirt.

2:28:19 Oh yeah.

2:28:20 That's you in it.

2:28:22 When I see gold coins, put them in my pouch.

2:28:29 That's right.

2:28:30 My mole.

2:28:30 Your mole pouch.

2:28:32 Yeah.

2:28:32 Is it Is this a physical like a pouch attached?

2:28:36 I call it the kangaroo.

2:28:37 Bro,

2:28:37 I've got a little pouch that I put my gold coins in.

2:28:40 It's sewed into a coin.

2:28:41 It's horrible.

2:28:42 Sorry guys.

2:28:42 I think my only reference to moles is fantastic beasts.

2:28:45 I don't really know what they do.

2:28:49 They they be blind and underground.

2:28:51 Do you want to mess with him mad?

2:28:53 Yeah.

2:28:53 I'm a fantastic beast.

2:28:57 Raw.

2:28:59 Oh,

2:28:59 he's so Has he been like this the whole time?

2:29:04 Yeah.

2:29:04 Yeah.

2:29:04 Yeah.

2:29:04 That's normal.

2:29:05 Don't worry.

2:29:06 Thank you.

2:29:06 He's just trying to like fish for attention.

2:29:08 Like if he he says like a really

2:29:10 awkward joke and then he like gets sympathy laughs.

2:29:13 What is this?

2:29:14 What are you a[ __] therapist?

2:29:15 What are you doing?

2:29:15 Why why are you doing this for Phil?

2:29:17 Have you got any game?

2:29:18 You not bad Phil.

2:29:19 Have you heard of being the wingman?

2:29:20 You bend.

2:29:23 Imagine I joined a call with Christian

2:29:24 and was like Phil pretends to know it all.

2:29:26 So it makes him feel big.

2:29:27 Like shut up Phil.

2:29:28 Shut up.

2:29:29 I mean we're made to be boys and you throw me under the bus.

2:29:35 __] hell.

2:29:37 I mean Mole nearly died.

2:29:40 Don't call her that.

2:29:43 She literally said she's a mole.

2:29:46 Mole.

2:29:47 Amazing.

2:29:47 Beautiful.

2:29:48 Overwhelmingly amazing.

2:29:50 That's what it stands for.

2:29:54 Overwhelmingly.

2:29:53 He's such a poet, guys.

2:29:56 In it, Phil.

2:29:57 Why you always being sad?

2:30:00 Why sad?

2:30:02 How you been, Phil?

2:30:04 I've been good.

2:30:05 I've been good.

2:30:06 I've been just locked in on my hardcore world, so I took some time.

2:30:09 So, this would be a nice refresh for you to do something like properly fun.

2:30:14 I've just been getting beat up by goats on a hill, man.

2:30:16 They're ruthless.

2:30:17 I'm I was trying to get their like horns and they just keep beating me up.

2:30:21 Yeah, goats are ran into like that.

2:30:23 You talking about us?

2:30:28 Hey, Chromacopia.

2:30:32 Chroma.

2:30:33 What?

2:30:33 Why?

2:30:35 You had us until there, mate.

2:30:36 Thank you.

2:30:37 That was rough.

2:30:37 Hey, at least I had you.

2:30:40 Yeah, my my house almost set on fire, but I It was me instead.

2:30:44 I just set on fire because of the thunderstorm, so it's all good.

2:30:49 Yeah.

2:30:50 So, do you need help from anyone or like is this just a case of

2:30:53 Now we're just hanging out, I think.

2:30:54 I'll just I'll just hang out.

2:30:56 Phil, if you want to pick a side narratively,

2:30:58 this would be interesting because then it would be like, "Oh,[ __] that.

2:31:00 Do we have the weight of Phil on our side?

2:31:03 We have a lot."

2:31:03 Wait, I'm just I've got iron and gold armor

2:31:06 and building a cozy cottage on top of a hill.

2:31:09 What weight do you think I have,

2:31:11 bro?

2:31:11 You're fz, bro.

2:31:12 Why are you beating yourself up?

2:31:14 You're f You're[ __]

2:31:15 I don't even have diamond armor, dude.

2:31:17 Bro, you're filzer, bro.

2:31:18 What do you mean?

2:31:19 What weight do you have?

2:31:23 Dill diamonds, bro.

2:31:24 If I just say I've got Fzer on my team, Lucas is[ __] in his pants, mate.

2:31:29 Yeah, he he's literally called Ly[ __] pants.

2:31:31 Lucy[ __] pants, bro.

2:31:33 Lucy[ __] pants.

2:31:33 Not bad.

2:31:34 If I You say you got that is motion in the scenes.

2:31:39 I embarrassed Ly on my chat on Monday.

2:31:42 Yeah, he's a fan.

2:31:43 Fan.

2:31:46 I was like, "Hello, Lukey who's been following

2:31:48 me since 2020 and he just like froze.

2:31:55 It's fine.

2:31:55 No, you know what?

2:31:56 I have a funny story about Luki and it didn't make any sense to me,

2:31:59 but I'm sure you guys might find it amusing.

2:32:01 Um, you know, TwitchCon, TwitchCon, Rotam specifically.

2:32:08 Yeah.

2:32:07 So, Rotterdam uh was pretty fun.

2:32:10 We went out to like this bar.

2:32:12 Why is chat just saying help?

2:32:16 Speaking of the devil, you were just chatting about bro.

2:32:23 Bro, what's up,

2:32:25 bro?

2:32:25 I was just telling a story about how you got Ow, I just got beat by

2:32:29 Oh, the chat.

2:32:30 No, no, a different one about Twitch dam.

2:32:33 Oh, yeah.

2:32:34 Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:32:36 You were talking about the the the cheese the cheese wheel running.

2:32:41 M.

2:32:41 No, that's not Twitch.

2:32:42 Write it down.

2:32:43 Bro, try telling a story that makes sense.

2:32:44 Liy,

2:32:47 I joined late.

2:32:47 I didn't hear one story in front of Phil.

2:32:50 Does he not know he's a big big baby?

2:32:52 Big smelly baby.

2:32:52 It's not even worth talking about now.

2:32:55 No, you can't you can't bring up say you were talking about

2:32:59 me and then and then switch and say it's not worth talking about.

2:33:03 What?

2:33:04 Like this is like school cafeteria[ __] Like sh Don't tell him.

2:33:09 Don't tell him.

2:33:09 Don't say.

2:33:09 Don't tell him.

2:33:11 Hi.

2:33:11 Hey.

2:33:13 Use the secret.

2:33:14 Use the secret word.

2:33:15 The secret word.

2:33:16 What's the password?

2:33:17 What's the password?

2:33:19 Got to unlock the conversation.

2:33:21 Yo, I won.

2:33:23 Yeah.

2:33:23 There we go.

2:33:23 There's that.

2:33:24 Right.

2:33:24 We're out of law mode now.

2:33:25 Yeah.

2:33:28 Hey.

2:33:28 Yeah, bro.

2:33:31 Phil, where are you?

2:33:33 You ran so far away.

2:33:35 I' How long would it take?

2:33:37 How long would it take to get to you?

2:33:39 Not that me.

2:33:40 I'm like 3,500 blocks roughly.

2:33:42 So, not really that far.

2:33:44 Oh, here you are.

2:33:45 I know.

2:33:48 So, not not that long.

2:33:50 That was like long as you started talking.

2:33:52 What the hell?

2:33:53 I've been streaming.

2:33:54 This is classic Lucas, bro.

2:33:56 Just showing up.

2:33:58 There's a new It's just a hot bar mechanic.

2:34:03 Find my exact coordinates.

2:34:05 We have a room in this hotel.

2:34:07 I have a room in this hotel, Phil.

2:34:09 Oh, yeah.

2:34:09 We know you.

2:34:10 Oh, is that is that used for sniping people?

2:34:13 Got it.

2:34:14 Right.

2:34:14 The amount of friends that to me and I have

2:34:16 to let them in and hang out with them all night.

2:34:20 Jesus.

2:34:20 I promise.

2:34:21 I No, you've seen the new update, right?

2:34:25 Lucas, I might have to make a diss track on you.

2:34:26 You know,

2:34:28 I don't because I was working on the Freddy.

2:34:30 Freddy, put up a beat.

2:34:32 Okay, never mind.

2:34:33 You can't put me on the spot there.

2:34:35 Just Yeah.

2:34:35 Good luck with that.

2:34:37 I'm not aren't you.

2:34:38 Phil, this is a really nice place.

2:34:39 It's looking It's looking great.

2:34:41 Thanks.

2:34:42 You see the lightning rod in the middle?

2:34:44 That's no fire cuz fire almost happened.

2:34:48 Oh, wait.

2:34:50 I think so.

2:34:51 Yeah.

2:34:52 Is it?

2:34:52 I think it's just on hard mode.

2:34:53 It

2:34:53 is on hard mode.

2:34:54 Oh, actually.

2:34:54 Yeah.

2:34:54 I know.

2:34:55 I think you're right.

2:34:58 Hard.

2:34:58 What does the tick speed change?

2:35:00 Oh my days.

2:35:02 It changes like how fast things like basically just like the speed of the game.

2:35:08 So, like crops grow faster on a higher tick speed.

2:35:10 Mobs come after you faster on a higher tech speed.

2:35:12 Thank you for that genuine response, Phil.

2:35:14 I was a bit embarrassed to ask about it and then I got

2:35:16 Yeah, you know, it's Tom just kind of likes putting people down.

2:35:20 Yeah, I've noticed.

2:35:21 I've noticed.

2:35:22 Yeah, this guy he cuz he's sad.

2:35:24 He likes to make everyone else sad.

2:35:26 He loves doing that.

2:35:27 Bring everyone to his only child symptom actually.

2:35:33 Oh, is that in it though?

2:35:36 Oh,

2:35:36 can I just say not in it though?

2:35:38 Nothing changed.

2:35:40 Not in it.

2:35:44 No.

2:35:44 In it.

2:35:46 No one's in it.

2:35:47 No one's in it.

2:35:49 Oh, that put that on the tell in

2:35:53 on Insta.

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