Battles in Time | Doctor Who Night

0:00 I am the Doctor.

0:02 And this is my spoon.

0:05 Oh, no.

0:07 Saxons!

0:08 [screaming] [groaning] [music] [groaning]

0:53 Look at MY HAND, THOUGH.

0:56 [screaming]

0:59 AND NOW I'M THAT WAS THE MAN I AM.

1:02 I'M lucky cuz quite by chance I'm still

1:05 within the first 15 hours of my regeneration cycle.

1:08 Which means I've got just enough residual cellular energy to do this.

1:20 Witchcraft.

1:22 Time Lord.

1:25 Doctor!

1:29 So, still the Doctor, then?

1:30 No arguments from me.

1:32 Do you want to know the best bit?

1:33 This new hand is a fighting hand.

1:45 [bell] [music] I went and killed him for me.

1:56 I'll spare your life if you'll take this Champion's command.

2:00 Leave this planet and never return.

2:04 What do you say?

2:06 Yes.

2:07 Swear on the blood of your species.

2:11 I swear.

2:14 Oh, well, then.

2:15 Thanks for that.

2:15 Cheers, big fella.

2:17 Bravo!

2:18 That says it all.

2:19 Bravo!

2:21 Not bad for a man in his jim-jams.

2:23 Very ortho-dent.

2:24 Now, there was a nice man.

2:25 Oh, look what I've got in here.

2:28 A satsuma.

2:30 Oh, that friend of your mother's.

2:31 He does like his snacks, doesn't he?

2:33 But doesn't that just sum up Christmas?

2:35 You go through all those presents and right at the end,

2:38 tucked away at the bottom, there's always one stupid old satsuma.

2:48 [screaming] No second chances.

2:49 I'm that sort of a man.

2:51 In the annals of Qo'noS, there is the myth of the five suns in the sky,

2:55 namely The first was known as four tiger.

2:59 The second, the sun of air.

3:01 The third, the sun of fire and rain.

3:04 The fourth, the sun of water.

3:07 And finally, the present one, the sun of man.

3:09 Excellent, Susan.

3:11 I greet you, O Plock.

3:13 I honor you, but why do you come here?

3:16 It is my wish to look upon her.

3:18 Do you know who she is?

3:20 Does she know who I am?

3:21 No.

3:23 Tell her.

3:24 In a few days' time, Susan,

3:25 darkness will descend upon the land even though it is day.

3:28 The sun will be hidden from our eyes.

3:30 You mean there'll be an eclipse?

3:32 time, a sacrifice will be made to the sun god.

3:34 And this young man is to be the victim.

3:37 Oh, it's horrible.

3:40 But it is a great honor for me to be chosen.

3:50 I shall take her as my bride.

3:52 Bride?

3:54 He thinks I'll marry him?

3:55 Must be mad.

3:57 For these last few days of life, all that he desires is granted to him.

4:02 Well, that doesn't include me.

4:04 Let him die if he wants to die, but don't ask me to marry him.

4:06 It is the Aztec law, Susan.

4:08 Well, it's barbaric.

4:10 I won't do it.

4:12 I won't.

4:18 For this, you will be most severely punished.

4:20 But Tula, she has broken the law.

4:24 It must be reported to La Toxa.

4:28 Whatever is in my power, I shall do.

4:30 You're monsters.

4:32 All of you monsters.

4:39 Grandfather.

4:43 Grandfather.

4:43 [laughter] Escort your daughter to the sacrificial altar.

5:27 Where's La Toxa?

5:28 The ceremony cannot begin without him.

5:30 He comes with the handmaiden.

5:33 She shall be pierced with thorns.

5:35 False goddess, YOU HAVE BETRAYED US.

5:38 I SHALL DESTROY YOU.

5:40 I IXTA!

5:43 IXTA!

5:50 RUN, BARBARA.

6:01 IXTA!

6:02 IXTA!

7:10 [music] [screaming] [music] [music] IT'S NOT WORKING.

7:41 Give it to me.

7:44 Used to work first time in my day.

7:45 Oh, well, things were a lot simpler back then.

7:48 Rose, can I give you a bit of advice?

7:50 I've got a feeling you're about to.

7:51 I know how intense a relationship with the Doctor can be,

7:54 and I don't want you to feel I'm intruding.

7:56 I don't feel threatened by you, if that's what you mean.

7:58 Right.

7:59 Good.

7:59 Cuz I'm not interested in picking up where we left off.

8:02 No?

8:03 With the big sad eyes and the robot dog, what else were you doing last night?

8:06 just saying how hard it was adjusting to life back on Earth.

8:10 The thing is, when you two met, they'd only just got rid of Rassilon.

8:14 No wonder all that space stuff was a bit too much for you.

8:17 I had no problem with space stuff.

8:18 I saw things you wouldn't believe.

8:20 Try me.

8:21 Mummies.

8:22 I've met ghosts.

8:23 Robots.

8:23 Lots of robots.

8:24 Slitheen in Downing Street.

8:26 Daleks.

8:27 Met the Emperor.

8:27 Anti-matter monsters.

8:28 Gas mask zombies.

8:29 Real living living dinosaurs.

8:30 Real living werewolf.

8:31 The Loch Ness Monster.

8:34 Seriously?

8:41 Listen to us.

8:43 It's like me and my mate, Shreen.

8:45 The only time we fell out was over a man, and we're arguing over the Doctor.

8:53 With you, did he do that thing where he'd

8:56 explain something at like 90 mph and you go,

8:58 "What?" and he'd look at you like you just dribbled on your shirt?

9:01 All the time.

9:04 [laughter]

9:04 Does he still stroke bits of the TARDIS?

9:07 Yes.

9:07 I don't.

9:08 I'm like, "Do you two want to be alone?" [laughter] HOW'S IT GOING?

9:16 [laughter] WHAT?

9:16 LISTEN, I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S PROGRAMMED INSIDE THIS.

9:19 WHAT?

9:20 [laughter] Stop it.

9:23 We must protect the Genesis Ark.

9:26 Genesis Ark?

9:28 Our species are similar.

9:29 Our god design is an elephant.

9:32 Daleks have no concept of elegance.

9:36 This is obvious, but consider our technologies are compatible.

9:42 Cyberman plus Daleks.

9:44 Together, we could upgrade the universe.

9:47 You propose an alliance?

9:50 This is correct.

9:52 Request denied.

9:56 Hostile elements WILL BE DELETED.

10:02 EXTERMINATE.

10:06 [screaming] DALEKS DALEKS BE WARNED.

10:12 You have declared war upon the Cybermen.

10:16 This is not war.

10:18 This is pest control.

10:20 We have 5 million Cybermen.

10:23 How many are you?

10:25 Four.

10:27 You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?

10:31 We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek?

10:35 You are superior in only one respect.

10:39 What is that?

10:41 You are better at dying.

10:54 Excuse me.

10:55 I'm begging you.

10:56 Okay, Jared.

10:57 I really am and I'm late and I just

10:58 need to borrow a tenner and I'll pay you back, I promise, and it's Christmas.

11:08 [music] Daisy!

11:14 That's for nothing, spaceman.

11:16 I'll see you in court.

11:23 [screaming] Donna!

11:30 [music] I promise you, mate.

11:46 I'll give you the rest when we get there.

11:48 Oh, look at me.

11:51 Hurry up.

11:57 I really mean it.

11:58 I said cheating.

11:59 You've missed a turning.

12:01 Excuse me.

12:03 We should have turned off back there.

12:05 We're going the wrong way.

12:21 What the hell are you doing?

12:22 I'm late for the wedding.

12:24 My own wedding.

12:25 Do you get that?

12:33 Turn around.

12:35 TURN THIS CAB AROUND RIGHT NOW.

12:37 ARE YOU DEAF OR WHAT?

12:43 Oh my god.

12:48 Help me.

12:50 Help me.

12:54 Help me.

12:55 Help me.

12:57 HELP ME.

12:58 HELP ME.

13:00 HELP ME.

13:02 HELP ME, GET ME OUT.

13:03 HELP ME.

13:05 HELP ME.

13:05 I'M being driven by a robot.

13:11 Yates.

13:17 [music] You are kidding me.

13:46 Open the door.

13:47 Do what?

13:48 OPEN THE [screaming] DOOR.

13:51 I CAN'T.

13:52 It's locked.

13:59 Santa, the robot.

14:03 Is this where you left him?

14:04 No.

14:06 Oh, come on, Doctor.

14:07 We must find him.

14:07 YOU DO DAWDLE SO.

14:09 BARBARA.

14:11 BARBARA.

14:13 IAN.

14:14 It's all right, DOCTOR.

14:15 IT'S ALL RIGHT.

14:16 [screaming] [laughter] WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?

14:31 WHY DID HE TRY TO KILL ME?

14:33 It's the Doctor.

14:37 It's a robot.

14:38 A robot?

14:39 Yes.

14:41 A robot the Daleks made.

14:45 Come on, Barbara.

14:46 Let's Let's find the others.

14:53 I can't see any sign of Ian and I

14:56 think he must have gone further than we thought.

14:59 Barbara.

15:00 Okay, Vicki.

15:01 Where's the Doctor?

15:05 Don't stand there, Chesterton.

15:06 That's the robot.

15:09 Robot?

15:09 Robot me?

15:11 You're the impostor.

15:12 He is the impostor.

15:15 Then prove it, my dear fellow.

15:16 Prove it and we shall all believe you.

15:18 I don't have to.

15:21 You mean you can't.

15:23 Why, you I want Put Get out of my way.

15:28 And if I won't?

15:29 I shall give you the same treatment.

15:34 Watch him, Chesterton.

15:35 Watch him.

15:37 Still insists on the real Doctor.

15:39 Oh, what does it matter what I say now?

15:42 [clears throat]

15:43 Chesterton, now's your chance.

15:44 Destroy it.

15:44 Destroy it with the rock.

15:47 Excuse me.

15:48 Don't look this way.

15:49 It'll be nasty.

15:53 Ian, DON'T.

15:54 THAT'S THE DOCTOR.

15:54 THIS IS [laughter] THE ROBOT.

15:55 IT'S THE ROBOT.

16:01 [music] [music] STOP.

16:12 DO NOT KILL.

16:15 [music]

16:37 IT'S GOOD, DOCTOR.

16:40 Open the doors.

16:43 No.

16:47 You have broken your promise.

16:49 Cybermen do not promise.

16:52 Such ideas have no value.

16:56 Open them.

16:59 No.

17:20 Daleks will NOT HARM ME.

17:27 [screaming] LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE.

17:39 YOU'RE NOT LIKE THEM.

17:41 You're a man like us.

17:41 YOU MUST HELP US.

17:44 HE has killed Captain.

17:45 You must help us.

17:49 I will report to the service.

18:22 [music] Jamie, the hatch.

18:30 The gun, Jamie.

18:52 I thought you were never coming.

18:57 Hey, Doctor, you all right?

19:10 Oh, there you are, Doctor.

19:12 You do look in a state.

19:14 Come and sit down.

19:15 I told you I wouldn't be long.

19:16 You You worry too much.

19:18 We shouldn't have left him.

19:19 You see, after the explosion, Doctor, we didn't know what to do.

19:21 You said to come back here, which we did, but I'm sure we were followed.

19:24 Please, can we start straight away?

19:34 Me, Doctor?

19:38 But you said we were never to touch the controls.

19:41 Quite right, Jamie.

19:43 Welcome to the TARDIS.

19:45 Thank you.

19:47 You're doing so well impersonating me,

19:49 uh I thought I might return the compliment.

19:52 And Giles Kent?

19:54 Unfortunately, didn't survive the explosion.

19:57 We're going to put you outside, Salamander.

20:00 No friends, no safety, nothing.

20:03 You'll run.

20:05 But they'll catch up with you.

20:07 NO!

20:12 [groaning]

20:11 AND NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

20:13 NO, YOU DON'T.

20:14 OH!

20:22 JAMIE!

20:23 OPEN THE SOMETHING!

20:26 JAMIE!

20:30 [screaming] JAMIE!

20:37 OPEN!

20:39 [music] OPEN!

20:49 [music]

20:53 JAMIE!

20:52 OPEN THE DOOR!

20:59 [music]

21:04 JAMIE!

21:04 PLEASE!

21:06 OPEN!

21:13 JAMIE!

21:14 JAMIE!

21:26 JAMIE!

21:28 ARE YOU IN THERE, JAMIE?

21:32 [music]

21:40 JAMIE!

21:40 Open the door!

21:45 [music] [music]

22:07 Yes!

22:13 [music] Jamie!

22:21 Jamie!

22:22 Open the something!

22:24 OH, NO!

22:25 JAMIE!

22:27 [music] JAMIE!

22:31 JAMIE!

22:39 [music] OPEN!

22:54 OPEN!

22:57 NO!

22:59 Oh my word!

23:00 Oh, what?

23:02 Jamie!

23:06 Oh my word!

23:08 Oh, that was a dangerous situation.

23:10 Oh!

23:11 There was a nice fire in the building.

23:13 WHAT?

23:15 AND WHAT WHAT ABOUT JAMIE?

23:16 WELL, HE DREW THE WARRIOR OFF SO THAT I COULD LET YOU IN.

23:18 OH, NO!

23:19 HE WAS HELPING!

23:20 OH, NO, NOT THROUGH THIS WAY.

23:24 WHAT?

23:22 BE A a little bit much, but woo!

23:27 What do you reckon, Doctor?

23:30 I don't know the scent.

23:34 Are there any more in there?

23:36 Sir?

23:36 No.

23:38 Oh my god.

23:41 Oh my god, it is, isn't it?

23:43 Well, you found him.

23:44 You actually found Robin Hood.

23:46 That is not Robin Hood.

23:48 Well, then who's sir is about to relieve you of your magic box?

23:58 Nobody, sir.

24:00 Not in this universe or the next.

24:02 Well, then draw your sword and prove your words.

24:03 I have no sword.

24:06 I don't need a sword.

24:08 Because I am the Doctor.

24:11 And this is my spoon.

24:14 Allons-y!

24:32 Ow!

24:33 You're amazing.

24:34 Had some experience.

24:35 Richard the Lionheart.

24:37 Saladin of Basra.

24:38 Errol Flynn.

24:39 You had the most enormous ego.

24:43 Takes one to know one.

25:05 Doctor.

25:09 Like I said, my box.

25:13 Doctor.

25:30 Hello again.

25:31 [music] I'm Maisie.

25:32 Good for you.

25:33 Huh?

25:34 We passed the TARDIS on the way here.

25:36 Thought about getting inside, hiding,

25:38 pulling the levers, and hoping for the best.

25:40 But we couldn't even get in.

25:41 There was a force field around it.

25:44 It's probably Gus trying to block our escape route.

25:46 But how does he even know what it is?

25:47 Cuz if he knows what it is, [music] then he knows what you are.

25:52 Well, he has tried [music] to entice me here before.

25:55 Free tickets, stupid summons.

25:58 He even found the TARDIS on Earth.

25:59 Do you know how difficult that is?

26:00 You You knew this was no relaxing break.

26:03 You knew this was dangerous.

26:04 I didn't know.

26:06 I certainly hope this?

26:08 Do you see this?

26:09 This is why I'm leaving you this, because you lied.

26:11 You lied to me again.

26:12 And now you've made me lie.

26:13 You've made me your accomplice.

26:16 What?

26:17 [music] Sorry.

26:17 What When did you lie?

26:19 Clara.

26:21 Maisie, I am I am so sorry.

26:35 Do we start the clock?

26:36 Not yet.

26:38 Focus.

26:39 Focus.

26:39 Focus.

26:41 All of that is your grief, your trauma, your resentment.

26:47 Now, it's mine.

26:52 It's gone.

26:53 No, that's not enough for me.

26:55 Because now it thinks I'm you.

26:59 Stop the clock.

27:03 Hello.

27:07 I'm so pleased to finally see you.

27:09 I'm the Doctor, and I will be your victim this evening.

27:11 Are you my mummy?

27:14 You can't hurt me until my time is up, I think.

27:17 So, are there magic words?

27:18 Is there a way to stop you dead in your tracks?

27:21 Oh, you really didn't like your gran, did you?

27:24 Something visible under the bandages.

27:27 By the way, you weren't being paranoid.

27:28 She really did poison your pony.

27:30 Oh!

27:31 Markings like the ones on the scroll.

27:33 Oh, and your father.

27:34 Sorry.

27:35 What?

27:35 Attached a piece of cloth attached to a length of wood that you will kill for.

27:38 30 seconds.

27:38 sound like a scroll.

27:39 That sounds like a flag.

27:42 And if that sounds like a flag,

27:43 if this is a flag, that means the two are a soldier.

27:47 Undefeated in a forgotten war.

27:49 That was a few years ago.

27:51 But they've worked on you, haven't they, son?

27:53 I filled you full of kit.

27:54 State-of-the-art face camouflage, personal teleporter.

27:57 10 seconds.

27:58 And all that tech inside you would just won't let you die, will it?

28:02 It won't let the war end.

28:03 It just won't let you stop until the war IS OVER.

28:06 WE SURRENDER!

28:08 ZERO.

28:11 [gasps] I CAN SEE IT AGAIN.

28:12 It's okay.

28:14 I think we all can.

28:17 Do I start the clock?

28:18 No.

28:23 The clock has stopped.

28:28 You're relieved, soldier.

28:34 He's not the only one.

28:36 We were fighting that?

28:38 So was he.

28:40 Listen, what [music] is David, we're not out of the woods yet.

28:44 Well, Gus, I think we solved your little puzzle.

28:47 Ancient soldier being driven by malfunctioning tech.

28:52 Thank you so much for your efforts.

28:54 They are greatly appreciated.

28:56 Unfortunately, survivors of this exercise are not required.

29:00 Oh, well, there's a shocker.

29:02 You will now be removed from the entire train.

29:07 We hope you have enjoyed your journey on the Orient Express.

29:11 But there's no way out.

29:12 My enemy's enemy is my friend, [music]

29:14 especially when he has a built-in teleporter.

29:16 Great, so use it.

29:17 Little more work.

29:19 Doctor.

29:20 A couple of minutes, max.

29:22 I'll give you a shout.

29:25 Humanoid detected.

29:27 REMAIN STILL.

29:29 DO NOT MOVE.

29:30 SCANNING in progress.

29:32 Humanoid unauthorized in restricted area.

29:39 Sterilization proceeding.

29:42 Hey, you!

29:43 Guess what?

29:45 I just put a hole in you.

29:47 And another, and another, and another.

29:51 What are you doing?

29:52 Murdering a Dalek.

29:53 I'm a Time Lady, it's our job.

29:55 DAMAGE LEVELS INSIGNIFICANT.

29:57 OH, REALLY?

29:58 I think you're forgetting you're surrounded

30:00 by a bunch of very old, very angry Daleks.

30:03 You just got yourself a punch in a bad neighborhood.

30:06 Meet the locals, all bland and sweaty and out of their tiny minds.

30:11 They can still smell.

30:12 Nobody hates like a Dalek.

30:14 HEAR [screaming] THAT?

30:16 I THINK THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR MOTOR.

30:26 OH, HERE COMES THE OLDER GENERATION.

30:29 OH, THOSE YOUNG FOLKS, THEY ARE SO PRETENTIOUS.

30:42 YOU WILL BE A strong beacon.

30:45 How many ghosts can I make of you?

30:48 You know, you've got a lot in common with the Tivolians.

30:51 You'd both do anything to survive.

30:53 They'll surrender to anyone.

30:55 You will hijack other people's souls

30:58 and turn them into electromagnetic projections.

31:02 That will to endure.

31:06 That refusal to ever cease.

31:12 That's extraordinary.

31:14 [music] And it makes a fellow think.

31:15 Because you know what?

31:17 If all I have to do to survive is tweak the future a bit, what's stopping me?

31:21 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:23 The ripple effect.

31:24 Maybe it will mean that the that the that the universe

31:26 will be ruled by cats or something in the future.

31:29 But the way I see it,

31:30 even a ghastly future is better [music] than no future at all.

31:36 You robbed those people of their deaths.

31:40 Made them nothing more than a message in a bottle.

31:43 You violated something more important than time.

31:48 You bent the rules of life and death.

31:52 So, I'm putting things straight.

31:57 Here, now, this is where your story ends.

33:03 Oh, there you are.

33:05 There is nothing you can do.

33:08 I've already done it.

33:10 The words are gone?

33:12 I got rid of them.

33:13 The future I saw, none of that will happen now.

33:17 The message will never contaminate my [music] friends.

33:18 No one will die.

33:19 No one is coming to save you.

33:23 That's the thing about knowing you're going to die.

33:26 You've got nothing left to lose.

33:35 No, no, no, you've got to get out of here.

33:37 The ghost let me in.

33:38 It's a trap.

33:42 Come on, FARADAY CAGE NOW.

33:59 [music] THE TIME Lord might Lord President, he's a war hero.

34:49 Some of these men served with him.

34:51 THESE MEN SERVE ME.

34:54 ALL OF YOU!

34:59 ON MY COMMAND!

35:18 FIRE!

35:24 Could I have a lemonade?

35:27 Oh, you like a cliffhanger, don't you?

35:33 So, you went back to your hometown.

35:35 Something like that.

35:36 Glasgow?

35:38 Uh what sort of Glasgow?

35:39 Space Glasgow.

35:41 I know this gang boss and he wanted to kill you.

35:44 Wanted to?

35:45 Yeah.

36:03 Dismissed.

36:06 All of you.

36:07 I haven't a single one of you.

36:08 How was that possible?

36:10 What is it?

36:12 IS THE FIRING SQUAD AFRAID OF THE UNARMED MAN?

36:17 YOU, EXPLAIN.

36:21 THERE WAS a saying, sir, in the Time War.

36:23 A saying?

36:25 First thing you notice about the Doctor of War is he's unarmed.

36:31 For many, it's also the last.

36:57 How was that Skull Moon, [music] sir?

37:02 Is this a story or did this really happen?

37:04 Every story ever told really happened.

37:08 Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten.

37:20 Not one more of you moves.

37:21 That is an order.

37:23 A direct order of your president!

37:30 You leave me no choice.

37:34 How many regenerations did we grant you?

37:38 I've got all night.

37:44 Excellent.

37:45 General, you sent for reinforcements.

37:47 No, he didn't.

37:51 I did.

37:58 [music] I am Rassilon.

38:06 The Reatima.

38:10 Rassilon the resurrected.

38:12 Gallifrey is mine.

38:17 Lord President, with respect, get off his planet.

38:46 After the lock, sir.

38:48 Right.

38:50 Prepare to advance.

38:51 Just a moment, Brigadier.

39:11 Come along, then.

39:19 Don't they move.

39:30 Shall [music] I get some explosives, sir?

39:31 Oh, no.

39:32 Must you?

39:33 I really think we've had enough bangs and flashes for a bit, don't you?

39:36 Hold on.

39:38 Turns into a miniature sonic lance, see?

39:41 And what do you propose to do with that?

39:42 Cut out the lock for you.

39:43 It shouldn't take long.

40:02 Getting through.

40:03 It is impossible.

40:04 Very well.

40:05 We shall have to use the destructor codes.

40:07 Show them we're not bluffing.

40:08 Wouldn't it take too long to set up?

40:09 The sequence will be linear long BEFORE THAT.

40:11 YOU SAID WE'D HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.

40:13 OH, then we must gain time.

40:14 We shall have to use your metal friend, Professor,

40:16 and this time you better not let us down.

40:19 Is the disintegrated gun ready?

40:20 Yes.

40:21 Right, then fit it and send him out.

40:23 Come along, Professor.

40:25 Start getting those destructor codes operational.

40:28 Maybe they'll listen when the first few missiles are fired.

40:54 Enemies of humanity are attacking us.

40:57 You must take this gun and destroy them.

41:03 No!

41:04 No, you mustn't!

41:15 Back.

41:15 Everybody back.

41:16 They may be going to surrender.

41:18 Get your men back.

41:19 Bring it here if you don't want them killed.

41:20 All right, back.

41:21 Fall back.

41:22 Fall back to the woods.

41:30 [music] [music] [music] But I brought along something that will deal with it.

42:09 I very much doubt it, Brigadier.

42:27 [music] Go.

42:34 Go now.

42:36 Or I will destroy you all.

42:43 [screaming] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] It's not over yet.

43:42 I'll finish with you later.

43:45 [music] [music] [music] [music] You're weakening, Styre.

44:18 You're weakening.

44:19 Am I?

44:27 I shall kill you all now.

44:30 But first, I have more important tasks to perform.

44:40 [music] Is this what you meant?

44:41 It had better be.

44:42 Let's get out of here.

44:44 Doctor, Styre's killed Varal.

44:46 He saved your life.

44:47 I know.

44:48 Everybody out.

44:49 Fast as you can.

44:49 Come on.

45:36 What happened?

45:38 Ask Harry.

45:38 He did it.

45:40 What did I do?

45:40 What is this thing, anyway?

45:42 Well, it's a sort of Terrulian diode bypass transformer.

45:46 Oh.

45:47 Yes.

45:48 Some Tarrans, as I told you, sometimes [music] need to feed on pure energy.

45:52 And by removing that, you uh altered things slightly, and the energy fed on him.

45:57 At least you've taken care of one of them,

45:58 but what about the rest of the invasion [music]

45:59 fleet waiting to blast us out of the galaxy?

46:01 Yes.

46:02 Well, I'll just attend to that.

46:12 Styre.

46:13 Your report.

46:15 The intelligence What is this?

46:19 Your Waterloo, Marshal.

46:22 Your intelligence mission has been destroyed,

46:24 and your invasion plans are in our hands.

46:27 One move across the buffer zone, Marshal,

46:28 and your entire fleet will be destroyed.

46:31 We shall destroy your planet.

46:34 What?

46:35 Without Styre's report?

46:37 Next time, Earthling, we shall utterly destroy you.

46:42 Not today, thank you.

46:47 [music]

46:53 Harry.

46:54 [music] [screaming] [clears throat] Strange.

47:35 The response monitor on the human indicates no frontal reflex.

47:40 Possible unless something has happened to Modra.

47:43 Test the synchronic response.

47:52 There is no synchronic response, Commander.

47:56 Modra has been eliminated.

47:58 Immediate molecular dispersion.

47:59 The humans will take him.

48:01 Immediate dispersion.

48:06 [groaning] I think it was Styre.

48:23 Signal coming from the Skithis ship.

48:37 What are they doing?

48:40 Why aren't they attacking?

48:41 Oh, no.

48:43 What is it?

48:47 What?

48:48 Let's see what this thing can do.

48:50 Stay out of our life.

48:56 They can't blast the ship because the queen's no longer on it.

49:07 [music] This was not the plan.

49:18 Was this meant to be your fortress, and you its defenders?

49:24 What was the plan?

49:26 To shiver in the dark until we went away?

49:32 Oh, you really are fragile creatures, aren't you?

49:35 It's a miracle your world spun on so long undisturbed.

49:40 Now tell me, where is he?

49:45 No?

49:46 Then which of you would like the privilege of dying first?

49:50 Stop.

49:52 If you want Tesla, you have to go through me.

49:55 Doctor, did you really think I'd let you

49:58 hide away down here hatching your little plans?

50:02 If I'd known we were going to have a royal visit, I'd have put the kettle on.

50:04 As Queen, I grant myself the pleasure of killing you in person.

50:09 [snorts] And what are you Queen of, exactly?

50:14 A stolen ship and second-hand guns?

50:16 A Queen of shreds and patches.

50:19 You're not a ruler, you're a parasite.

50:21 And what are you?

50:23 So clever stealing onto my ship, taking what I claimed as mine.

50:28 But where has it got you?

50:31 No weapons, no armor, no escape.

50:35 Just a desperate hope you might change my mind.

50:38 No, we're way past that.

50:40 I gave you your chance.

50:42 A chance to be like you?

50:43 the chance to evolve.

50:45 But you were too stupid to take it.

50:48 When you die, there'll be nothing left behind.

50:51 Just a trail of blood and other people's brilliance.

50:54 No one will even know you existed.

50:59 [sighs] It's important you understand, Doctor,

51:01 that we would have only taken the engineer.

51:04 Now, because of you, I will take everything.

51:08 I will overrun this world and pick the bones clean.

51:12 Have you ever seen a dead planet?

51:17 I've seen more than you can possibly imagine.

51:20 And yet you still think I can be fooled by the same trick twice?

51:25 Doctor, stay back.

51:30 A final weapon from our collection.

51:34 And what are you planning to do with this?

51:39 Nothing.

51:39 I just wanted you to take it.

51:46 [screaming] Tesla, now!

52:03 [music] [music] I'm nobody.

52:20 Absolutely nobody.

52:21 See, I know why you want her.

52:23 You've got a contract, fair enough.

52:24 But you, you want her dead because she left her job.

52:27 Shut up.

52:28 Is that what she told you?

52:31 This goes way higher than me.

52:33 So who would that be?

52:35 Who are you all ultimately working for?

52:37 I'd really like to know.

52:38 Really?

52:39 Information confidential.

52:41 I told you to keep quiet, and look where that's gotten us.

52:45 Lots of guns in lots of faces.

52:47 So have you got a better idea?

52:48 I do, actually.

52:49 My favorite, the curveball and the jedun.

52:54 You wanted to find the doctor.

52:55 Don't you dare.

52:56 Well, here I am.

52:57 Will you be quiet, son?

53:00 Scan me.

53:06 Fugitive match positive.

53:10 Fugitive match positive.

53:19 Release the host.

53:22 Release that.

53:23 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

53:24 YOU'RE GOING TO TELL HIM WHAT HE'S GOT TO KNOW.

53:26 I AM ADDRESSING THE SIBERIAN.

53:29 IT MUST EXECUTE THE HOST TO BE EXTRACTED.

53:32 It's not obeying you.

53:35 Then I shall execute THE HOST.

53:39 WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?

53:41 BARRY.

53:41 This is not a good time to talk.

53:43 No names?

53:45 Are you several men?

53:47 A composite of parts?

53:48 I am better than men.

53:52 Yet I still see a soul in there.

53:56 What do you think you see, child?

54:00 I see the man who spared my son.

54:08 Were you a father before?

54:12 I was.

54:15 You didn't want to be this way.

54:17 They hurt you.

54:19 This modern Prometheus.

54:23 You loved once.

54:27 And were loved in return.

54:30 You do not wish to kill.

54:39 My name was Ashad.

54:45 [panting] I did spare your son because he's a useless runt, sickly, and weak.

54:57 And I did have children.

54:59 I SLIT THEIR THROATS when I JOINED THE RESISTANCE.

55:04 IN DEATH, WE ARE TRANSFORMED, IMPROVED, UPDATED, as you will learn.

55:12 Transformed in death?

55:13 I'm sorry, Percy Shelley.

55:15 So very sorry.

55:18 Let's go.

55:20 What are you doing Doctor.

55:31 The Siberian is leaving his body.

55:36 What just happened?

55:37 How do we get back here?

55:39 We need to reset the host.

55:40 Shelley needs help.

55:42 I think I've freed him from the Siberian.

55:44 At what cost?

55:52 And it chooses me.

55:55 [music] Interesting.

55:56 Temporal magnetism.

55:57 Looks like I'm the true guardian.

56:02 Surrender it.

56:04 Or I will execute you.

56:06 I'd be very careful with those execution threats.

56:08 I can feel it already.

56:10 Fusing to me.

56:11 Feels very at home.

56:13 Recognizing great host material.

56:15 Not to big myself up, but I don't think it'll vacate me without a fight.

56:26 What are you doing?

56:27 I am THE MACHINE.

56:28 MY SHIP WILL LOCK ONTO my signal.

56:31 It will tear this reality.

56:33 But this planet will remain only in shreds.

56:37 This [snorts] world's going to end in 1816.

56:40 It can't.

56:41 It will.

56:42 He's bluffing.

56:44 Don't listen to him.

56:45 But I can't be sure.

56:47 I can't risk this planet.

56:48 I I can't win.

56:50 We are inevitable.

56:57 Yes.

56:59 You are.

57:04 What are you doing?

57:05 Giving it what it wants.

57:14 Take out me.

57:16 Take out these life forms.

57:18 All those bodies still in the vaults.

57:21 Every organic cellular life form on this planet.

57:25 Forever.

57:28 And yourself.

57:32 Do that, would you?

57:35 Yes.

57:38 This time.

57:40 Yes.

57:42 Go on, then.

57:45 You were the start of all of this, now finish it.

57:48 Come on.

57:49 Come on.

57:50 Come on.

57:52 Come on.

57:53 Come on.

57:54 What have you got left, anyway?

57:56 You don't even know your own life.

58:00 Look how low I have brought you.

58:05 [panting] I have won, Doctor.

58:06 You may have made me, but I have destroyed you.

58:14 Become death.

58:17 Become me.

58:22 Come on.

58:23 Come on.

58:24 Come on.

58:34 For just a moment there, I thought maybe

58:38 [snorts]

58:39 Ah.

58:40 Ah, Doctor.

58:42 The universe will suffer for your weakness.

58:45 I'll make sure of it.

59:08 What's that?

59:09 If the Doctor's right, then the end of the world is approaching.

59:31 Rassilon's discovery.

59:33 Oh, my shall have supreme power over the universe.

59:38 Master of all matter.

59:56 Doctor, my congratulations, YOU HAVE JUST DECLARED FOR THE END.

1:00:02 You're insane.

1:00:04 You're insane, you hear?

1:00:06 You're releasing a force that nothing can stop.

1:00:08 Case in point, you can't TAKE IT WITH YOU, CHILDREN.

1:00:12 It's certain that none of you will leave today.

1:00:15 If you won't do that, your death is as sure as any of us.

1:00:19 You can do better than that, Doctor.

1:00:22 Even an extremist I will be the master of Daleks.

1:00:26 Yes.

1:00:27 AND THE PRESIDENT WAS WEARING IT WHEN he was shot.

1:00:31 THE SASH WON'T PROTECT YOU.

1:00:33 IT'S DAMAGED.

1:00:34 YOU LIE.

1:00:46 [music] [music] [music]

1:01:58 HALF THE CITY IN RUINS, untold damage, countless lives lost.

1:02:02 But for the Doctor, it could have been much worse.

1:02:05 Yes, indeed.

1:02:06 I am conscious of the debt we owe the Doctor.

1:02:08 But Gallifrey has never known such a catastrophe, such devastation.

1:02:11 What will we say?

1:02:13 Well, you'll just have to adjust the truth again, Cardinal.

1:02:18 What about subsidence owing to a plague of mice?

1:02:21 As I believe I told you long ago, Doctor,

1:02:23 you will never amount to anything in the galaxy

1:02:25 while you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousness.

1:02:29 Yes, sir.

1:02:30 You said that many times, sir.

1:02:31 May I go, sir?

1:02:32 Certainly, you may, preferably with the utmost expedition.

1:02:35 Perhaps you will see that the transduction barriers are raised, Castellan.

1:02:38 Yes, sir.

1:02:38 Well, Doctor, Sure.

1:02:40 nine out of 10.

1:02:44 Thank you, sir.

1:02:55 [music] [music] It's a dead end.

1:03:17 That may be precisely what we need.

1:03:19 No, Father, come on, PLEASE.

1:03:20 NO, NO, NO, DON'T ARGUE, SUSAN.

1:03:23 Listen to me.

1:03:24 Now, when I say now, help me to push the Dalek down that alley.

1:03:29 When I say drop, drop.

1:03:30 Understood?

1:03:36 NOW, SUSAN.

1:03:41 STOP.

1:04:04 I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE much more of this.

1:04:11 Hang on, Sarah Jane.

1:04:12 Hang on.

1:04:14 I think we've got one hope.

1:05:31 [music] Small human female sighted on level three.

1:06:15 CALLING SMALL?

1:06:55 THE FEMALE IS NOW LEAVING BUILDING.

1:07:13 [music] [screaming] What can you see?

1:07:27 A flying machine.

1:07:29 It's like an ornithopter, but with whirling blades for wings.

1:07:33 The people of this world are obsessed with machinery.

1:07:38 It would seem so.

1:07:41 Well, then, let us teach them the limitations of their technologies.

1:07:58 MALFUNCTION, SIR.

1:07:59 WHAT?

1:08:02 IT FELT LIKE SOMETHING HIT US.

1:08:05 THIS COULD be rough.

1:08:11 What's down there?

1:08:13 Don't ask me.

1:08:15 I've only been excavating this site for 10 years.

1:08:17 With a bit of luck, a tunnel.

1:08:19 A dark, mysterious one.

1:08:20 Probably.

1:08:21 Leading to unknown dangers.

1:08:22 Indubitably.

1:08:23 Oh, wicked.

1:08:25 Peter, Nyssa and I are going to investigate this tunnel.

1:08:28 You stay here and guard it.

1:08:29 Don't let anyone come in here.

1:08:30 What am I supposed to do?

1:08:32 Lecture them on archaeology?

1:08:33 Yes.

1:08:35 Can you get us down?

1:08:37 Down is not the problem.

1:08:47 It's damp.

1:08:48 We're right into the leak.

1:08:50 And this wall's made of concrete.

1:08:55 It's come south for the age.

1:09:00 This was built in the 8th century.

1:09:02 But they didn't have concrete in those days.

1:09:05 No, they didn't.

1:09:06 Thought so.

1:09:09 Doctor, uh, don't worry.

1:09:12 It is It's only a trap.

1:09:27 5 million pounds worth of aircraft that we've lost here.

1:09:30 Will they make us pay for that?

1:09:32 We'll be poor for the rest of our lives.

1:09:38 Pulled a ligament.

1:09:39 Oh, good.

1:09:40 I thought it might be something serious.

1:09:43 I'll see if I can get some help in the village.

1:09:45 Sir, we don't know what the situation is here.

1:09:47 The situation, Lavelle, is normal.

1:09:49 It doesn't get much worse than that.

1:09:52 You know, I might be enjoying this.

1:10:02 Tis a shrine to those fallen in battle.

1:10:06 So.

1:10:09 They are not the savages you led us to believe.

1:10:14 You fought on their soil without proper respect for the dead.

1:10:19 Mother, I You have dishonored us, Mawdryn.

1:10:22 What is victory without honor?

1:10:26 Leave us.

1:10:43 What manner of man are you?

1:10:56 A warrior, no less.

1:10:59 How goes the day?

1:11:02 I've had better.

1:11:04 I'm Morgaine, the sun killer.

1:11:07 Dominator of the 13 worlds and battle queen of the Sracs.

1:11:11 What say you?

1:11:13 I'm Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart.

1:11:16 Surrender now and we could avoid bloodshed.

1:11:27 It's no good.

1:11:29 It's no good at all.

1:11:30 I can have an air strike here in minutes.

1:11:32 It's no good, Brigadier.

1:11:33 Conventional weapons won't harm it.

1:11:34 No, I didn't think so.

1:11:36 Ace, give me the silver bullets.

1:11:37 How did you know?

1:11:38 Silver bullets will do the trick.

1:11:39 How did you know I had them?

1:11:41 It's all a matter of timing, Ace.

1:11:42 Give me your gun.

1:11:44 Those will stop the Destroyer?

1:11:47 Well, if you just uh shoot the bullets into it.

1:11:49 Simple, isn't it?

1:11:50 Just like most killings.

1:11:52 Not.

1:11:53 Is that a spaceship?

1:11:57 You stand back.

1:11:58 Sorry, Doctor, but I think I'm rather more expendable than you are.

1:12:03 This world shall be mine.

1:12:08 And then another and another.

1:12:28 Ah, little man, what do you want of me?

1:12:36 Get off my world.

1:12:41 [panting] We've got to stop him.

1:12:49 Puny fool, can this world do no better than you as the champion?

1:12:57 Probably.

1:13:01 I just do the best I can.

1:13:12 [music] No chance.

1:13:17 He's headed.

1:13:18 SERGEANT, WHERE'S THAT COFFEE?

1:13:22 SERGEANT!

1:13:27 [bell] THE BATTLE'S not over yet.

1:13:33 You stupid, stubborn, thick-headed numbskull.

1:13:37 Who's supposed to die in bed?

1:13:39 I could have handled it.

1:13:41 It's your job.

1:13:43 Nonsense, Doctor.

1:13:44 He's supposed to be dead.

1:13:45 Oh, really, Doctor?

1:13:46 You don't think I'd be so stupid as to stay inside you?

1:13:49 Well, Really, Doctor, have a little faith.

1:13:51 Ace.

1:13:52 Yes, Brigadier.

1:13:53 I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

1:13:54 He's all yours from now on.

1:13:57 I'm going home to Doris.

1:13:58 Doris?

1:13:59 Yes, my wife.

1:14:01 So, she caught you in the end.

1:14:03 Oi, shouldn't we be getting back?

1:14:05 Yes, Ace is right.

1:14:06 I suspect there's some clearing up to be done.

1:14:08 Yes, just a small nuclear missile bogged down in a nature reserve.

1:14:24 [music] [music] [music] [music] Mum.

1:15:27 Rory.

1:15:30 Something's wrong.

1:15:35 Doctor, what's he carrying?

1:15:39 No.

1:15:41 Don't do this.

1:15:42 Tell me you didn't do this.

1:16:00 What did you do?

1:16:02 It was me.

1:16:05 I did it.

1:16:07 Mum, I just wanted you back.

1:16:12 [panting] I'm sorry.

1:16:20 I didn't know.

1:16:21 You have to believe me.

1:16:22 They're better than this.

1:16:24 This is our planet.

1:16:25 We had a chance here.

1:16:26 Leave us alone.

1:16:28 In future, when you talk about this, you tell people there was a chance,

1:16:31 BUT YOU WERE SO MUCH LESS than the best of humanity.

1:16:49 My sister.

1:17:09 [snorts] [sighs] And you want us to trust these apes, Doctor?

1:17:22 One woman.

1:17:23 She was scared for her family.

1:17:24 She is not typical.

1:17:26 I think she is.

1:17:27 One person let us down,

1:17:28 but there is a whole race of dazzling, peaceful human beings out there.

1:17:34 You were building something here.

1:17:36 Come on.

1:17:36 An alliance could work.

1:17:39 It's too late for that, Doctor.

1:17:46 Why?

1:17:47 Our drill is set to start burrowing again in 15 minutes.

1:17:55 What?

1:17:56 What choice did I have?

1:17:57 They had Elliot.

1:17:59 Don't do this.

1:17:59 Don't call their bluff.

1:18:01 Let us go back.

1:18:02 And you promise to never come to the surface ever again.

1:18:05 We'll walk away, leave you alone.

1:18:09 EXECUTE ALL THE APES.

1:18:12 [screaming] EVERYBODY BACK TO THE LAB, RUN.

1:18:15 WE'VE GOT EXECUTE ALL THE APES.

1:18:19 THIS IS A DEADLY WEAPON.

1:18:20 STAY BACK.

1:18:29 TAKE EVERYONE TO THE LAB.

1:18:36 I'LL COVER YOU.

1:18:37 GO.

1:18:38 GO.

1:18:42 AH, STOP RIGHT THERE.

1:18:43 I'LL USE MY VERY DEADLY WEAPON AGAIN.

1:18:45 And one warning, that's all you get.

1:18:46 If there can be no deal, you go back into hibernation, all of you.

1:18:49 Now.

1:18:51 This ends here.

1:18:53 No.

1:18:54 It only ends with our victory.

1:18:56 Like I said, one warning.

1:19:02 Does it ever bother you, Amy, that your life doesn't make any sense?

1:19:12 What was that?

1:19:12 Okay, I need a proper look.

1:19:14 Got to draw its fire, give it a target.

1:19:15 Oh.

1:19:16 [laughter]

1:19:16 You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?

1:19:17 Yes.

1:19:18 Sorry.

1:19:19 Look at me, I'M A MY WHAT IS THAT?

1:19:24 CYBERMAN.

1:19:24 ARM OF A CYBERMAN.

1:19:25 I'M A CYBERMAN?

1:19:26 Part sort of part man, part robot.

1:19:27 Organic parts of died out years ago.

1:19:29 Now the robot part is looking for, well, fresh meat.

1:19:32 What, us?

1:19:32 Yeah, it's just like being an organ donor,

1:19:34 except you're alive and sort of screaming.

1:19:36 I need to get right behind it.

1:19:37 Could you draw his fire?

1:19:38 What, like you did?

1:19:39 You'll be fine if you're quick.

1:19:40 It's only got one arm, literally.

1:19:53 [music] Doctor.

1:19:59 Scram it, Yasmin.

1:20:00 Stay where you are.

1:20:00 It could be bluffing.

1:20:01 Bluffing?

1:20:02 It's an arm.

1:20:03 I SAID STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

1:20:18 DOCTOR.

1:20:21 DOCTOR.

1:20:23 [screaming] [screaming] DOCTOR.

1:21:17 YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

1:21:20 YEAH.

1:21:21 You're in whose body?

1:22:06 [screaming] DOCTOR.

1:22:24 DOCTOR.

1:22:34 [screaming] WHO?

1:22:40 [sighs and panting] WHY?

1:22:43 HELLO, AMY.

1:22:46 WOAH.

1:22:46 WOAH.

1:22:47 WOAH.

1:22:47 WOAH.

1:23:03 DOCTOR, WHICH WAY?

1:23:08 DOCTOR.

1:23:10 DOCTOR.

1:23:13 DOCTOR.

1:23:16 DOCTOR.

1:23:20 WHERE'S THE DOCTOR?

1:23:23 DOCTOR WHO?

1:23:40 YOU KNOW, this isn't nearly as bad as it looks.

1:23:45 Tell us.

1:23:46 Still doing your ice tools.

1:23:50 Olga.

1:23:57 Can I have your water?

1:24:04 Planet 14.

1:24:06 Every single child.

1:24:10 You lose.

1:24:12 Even on the run.

1:24:23 Hello.

1:24:26 I'm the doctor.

1:24:27 Doctors are not required.

1:24:38 [panting] [sighs] [panting] I'm not a doctor.

1:24:45 I am the doctor.

1:24:49 The original.

1:24:50 If I might say.

1:24:55 [screaming] Doctor.

1:25:20 Doctor.

1:25:23 Let it go.

1:25:26 Time it up.

1:25:31 You should run.

1:25:42 Sorry, Ryan.

1:25:50 All right, keep going.

1:25:51 Catch up with them.

1:25:58 Come on, Graham.

1:25:58 Wait at home.

1:26:03 Keep going.

1:26:11 My wife died cuz of you.

1:26:13 Good.

1:26:18 I swore if I ever saw you again, I'd kill you.

1:26:21 And yet, you folded.

1:26:26 The noise is immense.

1:26:28 It's locking on.

1:26:29 Got it.

1:26:32 What is that?

1:26:34 You're not the only ones who can conjure stuff out of nothing.

1:26:38 You might have to get those back.

1:26:38 Bit headachey now.

1:26:42 Yas.

1:26:43 Come on.

1:26:51 Cables in the portal.

1:26:53 Big thick ones.

1:26:54 Drag them out.

1:26:55 You and Yaz loop them into the systems.

1:26:57 Very fast.

1:26:58 If I can extend the dematerialization fields by 3 m, then split the field.

1:27:04 Must be able to split the field.

1:27:06 You're only tiny and I'm clever.

1:27:09 Oi, Ogs.

1:27:11 Get in here.

1:27:15 I know this will be way beyond your comprehension.

1:27:18 Dimensionally transcendent.

1:27:20 Now, get the cables with Yaz and lock them into the systems.

1:27:23 Delf, come here.

1:27:25 What are you going to do?

1:27:26 Telepathic circuits.

1:27:28 If it can work for your nan's watch, it can work for that clever lad.

1:27:32 You brought all these things [music] here.

1:27:34 You have all the coordinates in your head.

1:27:36 The fastest way is to read what's in your mind and send them back.

1:27:39 Fast, but keeping yours here.

1:27:42 Their knowledge.

1:27:43 Their abilities.

1:27:44 Tim Shaw's tech.

1:27:45 Our blue box.

1:27:48 We'll lash together every resource we've got.

1:27:50 So, like a super group.

1:27:51 Best elements of everyone.

1:27:55 Clear?

1:27:56 Not in the least.

1:27:57 Will it work?

1:27:58 No idea.

1:27:59 But I once turned your planet halfway across the universe

1:28:01 with this TARDIS and turned a Slitheen back into an egg.

1:28:04 So, let's give it a go.

1:28:09 You are no warrior.

1:28:14 No.

1:28:18 I'm the better man.

1:28:23 You are weak and feeble.

1:28:26 Tim Shaw, don't diss me, granddad.

1:28:28 Ever.

1:28:33 Shoot him.

1:28:33 Yeah, but just the foot.

1:28:35 Just it.

1:28:35 Just in the foot.

1:28:36 Just to shut him up.

1:28:37 Ah, don't tell the Doc.

1:28:38 She'd be livid.

1:28:41 Shut up.

1:28:44 [groaning] And stop with that hand thing.

1:28:52 What do we do now?

1:29:08 GO.

1:29:10 [screaming] GO.

1:29:13 TAKE THE CHAIR.

1:29:23 INTERCEPTED UNKNOWN DRONE.

1:29:24 WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.

1:29:26 SURRENDER.

1:29:30 Did it just talk?

1:29:31 Allocated surrender period has expired.

1:29:34 CONSEQUENCE EXTERMINATION.

1:29:39 OPEN FIRE!

1:29:58 RUN.

1:29:59 WHAT?

1:30:00 RUN, [screaming] YASMINA!

1:30:04 THE DALEK RACE IS SUPREME.

1:30:30 [music] WHAT?

1:30:59 [screaming]

1:31:05 Huge heat signal and a non-terrestrial form moving away from it fast.

1:31:09 I'm on his tail.

1:31:10 Sorry, the TARDIS isn't designed for these short hops.

1:31:17 [snorts] A microwave.

1:31:17 They brought a microwave with them.

1:31:19 It's It's actually an oven and a microwave.

1:31:22 Nice.

1:31:24 What is this place?

1:31:26 This is where I've been since Nan died.

1:31:28 Traveling the universe with these guys.

1:31:30 Even if we track this Dalek thing, how do we stop it?

1:31:32 Still working on that.

1:31:34 The Custodians managed it.

1:31:35 If we take the same approach as those drawings,

1:31:37 Those documents aren't reliable, Yaz.

1:31:39 Yeah, except all the rumors have proved to be true, as shown here.

1:31:43 Short version, alien psychopath in his own

1:31:45 tank trying to bring those monsters to Earth.

1:31:47 I guess this is how they attacked it last time.

1:31:49 What's it made of?

1:31:50 Remnants of its original shell,

1:31:51 patched with all sorts of spare parts, mainly metal.

1:31:54 I can use my oven.

1:31:55 It's not going to fit in there.

1:31:56 It's small, man.

1:31:58 Don't we break it up?

1:32:00 It's common sense, right?

1:32:03 It's just the way of the world, right?

1:32:07 Survival of the fittest.

1:32:09 Get rid of the deadwood, let the wasters go to the wall,

1:32:13 and the strong will inherit the Earth.

1:32:17 You and me.

1:32:20 Do you hear what I'm saying?

1:32:23 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

1:32:34 DON'T MOVE.

1:32:36 I'm here.

1:32:38 You understand me?

1:32:40 You understand me, all right?

1:32:43 You'll do anything I say.

1:32:44 You'll do anything I say.

1:32:48 Won't you?

1:32:49 Won't you?

1:32:50 Yes, sir.

1:32:54 All right, lads.

1:32:55 Sorry I'm late.

1:32:56 Had a wee accident, but everything's all right now.

1:33:00 Right, come on then.

1:33:01 Let's get things moving.

1:33:02 Let's start showing A BIT OF SWEAT.

1:33:09 Why don't you take [music] over now, Midge?

1:33:20 [music] [music] So much for the SAS survival course.

1:33:43 [music] Well.

1:33:51 He's chosen the time, the place, and the means.

1:33:56 The trail stops here.

1:34:02 Ace.

1:34:04 That's better.

1:34:06 Did I go again?

1:34:07 I don't even feel it.

1:34:09 I don't even feel myself go.

1:34:11 Doctor, will I stay like this?

1:34:22 [music] Stay out of this, Ace.

1:34:29 You are my hunting dog.

1:34:31 The teeth for my trap.

1:34:33 The teeth to destroy.

1:34:40 Ace, listen to me.

1:34:42 Listen to me.

1:34:44 If you fight, you change.

1:34:45 YOU CHANGE COMPLETELY, FOREVER.

1:35:02 [music]

1:35:09 NO!

1:35:25 Survival of the fittest.

1:35:27 The weak must be eliminated so that the healthy can flourish.

1:35:33 You know what to do, Midge.

1:35:47 Good boy.

1:36:03 [music] Get off the horse.

1:36:11 You have no power here.

1:36:12 This is not your place.

1:36:14 I command you.

1:36:15 I command you.

1:36:16 You have no power over me.

1:36:17 I can do anything I wish with you, and you can do nothing.

1:36:21 Nothing to me.

1:36:22 Do you believe I can always do something to you if you believe?

1:36:34 Kara!

1:36:34 [screaming] Oh, very good.

1:37:04 Very amusing.

1:37:09 Kara!

1:37:19 I can hunt in the dark.

1:37:22 I'll get you something.

1:37:24 I'll make you well again.

1:37:27 I can run into the dark.

1:37:31 I'm forever.

1:37:33 Just wait.

1:37:34 I'll get you something.

1:37:39 Good hunting, sister.

1:37:47 Good hunting.

1:37:54 [music] Good hunting.

1:37:55 Yes.

1:37:57 It would have been too easy.

1:37:59 Seems we must always meet again.

1:38:01 They do say opposites attract.

1:38:03 But this is the end, Doctor.

1:38:07 You see it.

1:38:08 It's a power.

1:38:09 A power from that planet.

1:38:11 It's growing within me.

1:38:15 Are you frightened, Yaz?

1:38:16 No.

1:38:17 You should be.

1:38:19 You should be.

1:38:19 It nearly beat me.

1:38:21 Such a simple, brutal power,

1:38:23 just the power of tooth and claw, nearly destroyed me.

1:38:26 A Time Lord.

1:38:28 But I won.

1:38:30 I control that force, Doctor.

1:38:32 And now, at last, I have the power to destroy you.

1:38:42 Welcome to my new home, Doctor.

1:39:01 I've got it.

1:39:02 What are we doing?

1:39:04 We've got to stop.

1:39:05 We've got to go.

1:39:06 Cannot go.

1:39:07 Not this time.

1:39:08 Yes, we can.

1:39:09 Escape to what?

1:39:11 Why don't you deliver them animal?

1:39:12 If we fight, we will destroy this planet.

1:39:18 We will destroy ourselves.

1:39:24 You should have killed me.

1:39:28 If we fight like animals, we will die [screaming] like animals.

1:39:34 IF WE FIGHT LIKE ANIMALS, WE DIE LIKE ANIMALS.

1:39:36 [screaming] HOME.

1:39:45 DID YOU hear that racket?

1:39:47 Did you hear it?

1:39:48 Flipping cat fights all hours of the day.

1:39:50 you'll find things quieting down now.

1:39:52 Huh, so you say.

1:39:53 Flipping cats.

1:39:54 It's the owners I blame.

1:39:56 They want the pet, right?

1:39:57 They want the animal, but do they keep it under control?

1:40:00 Well, we try.

1:40:02 So you say.

1:40:06 The Doctor [snorts] is to be terminated.

1:40:08 Good.

1:40:10 You are prepared?

1:40:12 Yes.

1:40:13 The matrix is already programmed.

1:40:18 You wanted to see me?

1:40:20 Your guards will not allow me to leave the console room.

1:40:23 They have their orders.

1:40:24 If I'm to die, I want to prepare myself mentally.

1:40:26 For that, I need to be alone.

1:40:29 Which is the nearest room?

1:40:31 My companions, it has already been searched.

1:40:36 Then you may withdraw.

1:40:37 But be sensible, Doctor.

1:40:40 If you try to lose yourself in the corridors of the TARDIS,

1:40:43 my men will hunt you down.

1:40:46 [music] And your death will be far from dignified and painless.

1:42:15 [screaming] [music] Hurry, Doctor.

1:42:41 That thing isn't going to lie there contemplating its navel forever.

1:42:44 panic, Tegan.

1:42:44 Look, just push this.

1:42:45 Almost there.

1:42:46 This is Sentinel 6.

1:42:49 You are formally identified as a hostile intruder.

1:42:52 Sentinel 6, we are unarmed.

1:42:53 Repeat.

1:42:54 Transmit your security clearance codes.

1:42:57 This is your final warning.

1:42:59 Sentinel 6, we need just a little more time, THEN WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY.

1:43:04 DOCTOR LOOK.

1:43:09 WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

1:43:10 WE'RE GOING TO CRASH.

1:43:11 I don't know if I can perform a materialization.

1:43:13 Flip flop.

1:43:20 Stage one.

1:43:37 [music] Get back.

1:43:50 BACK.

1:44:04 DOCTOR, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING?

1:44:07 I'm doing the only thing possible, Captain Harper,

1:44:08 if we're to avoid a major conflict.

1:44:11 Suppose they won't listen TO YOU.

1:44:14 DOCTOR.

1:44:28 ALL RIGHT, CAPTAIN HARPER, GET THESE TWO OUT OF HERE.

1:44:41 NO.

1:44:41 NO.

1:44:43 Take them inside.

1:44:58 Dear, oh dear, Doctor.

1:44:59 Will you never learn?

1:45:34 [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] [music] HAS HE LEFT YET?

1:47:27 TAKE YOUR HAT OFF, MATE.

1:47:32 AH, SECOND THOUGHTS, [music] PUT IT BACK ON.

1:47:34 You have information regarding the treacherous vermin known as the Doctor.

1:47:40 You're talking to a What?

1:47:46 You deceive my soldier.

1:47:49 It wasn't difficult.

1:47:50 It is regrettable that our flux strategy did not foresee your presence,

1:47:54 but we shall not falter.

1:47:57 You knew the flux was coming.

1:47:59 So what caused it?

1:48:00 Is it you, look.

1:48:01 Are the Sontarans behind the flux?

1:48:03 The flux is neither of our making or our control,

1:48:06 but a psychic command foretold.

1:48:09 We timed our attack on this feeble rock

1:48:12 in the fractions before the Lapari shield took effect.

1:48:16 While we were all looking the other way, you must be very proud.

1:48:20 This planet has defied us ever since the great Commander Linx

1:48:24 first staked his claim on the ground of its feeble soil.

1:48:28 WE NOW ASSERT THAT CLAIM.

1:48:31 EARTH SHALL BE AN OUTPOST OF THE SONTARAN EMPIRE.

1:48:36 NO.

1:48:37 IT WON'T.

1:48:39 But why here?

1:48:40 Why Sevastopol?

1:48:41 The Crimean skirmish seems the perfect place to start.

1:48:46 So much [snorts] conflict, so much opportunity.

1:48:50 And also, I wanted to ride a horse.

1:48:57 Leave this planet now, and you get TO LEAVE ALIVE.

1:49:03 [laughter] AH.

1:49:07 YOU THINK YOUR PUNY words will stand me down?

1:49:11 There will be no battle.

1:49:13 I speak on behalf of all of humanity.

1:49:16 No, Doctor.

1:49:17 You do not.

1:49:19 What are YOU DOING?

1:49:20 THIS WOMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE BRITISH ARMY.

1:49:23 WE ARE READY.

1:49:25 I SPEAK FOR more people than you could possibly imagine.

1:49:29 Don't be a fool.

1:49:31 Call me that again, Doctor.

1:49:33 And see if you survive.

1:49:34 This is good sport.

1:49:37 Soldier.

1:49:38 Escort this doctor's back to the encampment.

1:49:41 Keep your weapon on her at all times.

1:49:43 Don't do this.

1:49:44 It's done.

1:49:46 Raise your arms above your head.

1:49:48 Or be shot as a traitor immediately.

1:49:51 Go.

1:49:53 You speak for no one, Doctor.

1:49:55 Not even your pitiful self.

1:50:10 I accept your offer of a massacre.

1:50:15 Your blood shall soak our uniforms.

1:50:19 Your body shall soften our steps.

1:51:10 Yes.

1:51:12 This isn't as devastating as you're imagining.

1:51:16 [music] I can only hope not.

1:51:17 And I'm sorry.

1:51:23 I've a cure.

1:51:24 It'll wear off in 6 hours.

1:51:26 You'll still be alive.

1:51:30 Options blocked off.

1:51:32 It's time to recalibrate.

1:51:34 I have fighting units corner, your corner, for a while.

1:51:39 But these are turbulent times, Kate.

1:51:41 I'm afraid this is the moment we must concede defeat.

1:51:46 That's not a phrase that sits well in my family.

1:51:49 Or UNIT itself.

1:51:51 Nevertheless, UNIT's operations will be wound down forthwith.

1:51:57 I see you.

1:52:02 I see you.

1:52:04 Whatever you are.

1:52:06 Hiding in [music] plain sight for so long.

1:52:09 Barely aging.

1:52:11 You're gambling that nobody cares.

1:52:14 That nobody looks at UNIT anymore.

1:52:18 But I care.

1:52:19 More than anyone.

1:52:22 So I dug deep.

1:52:24 Past the tampered archives and doctored photographs.

1:52:27 Past the deleted incidents.

1:52:29 Altered names, changes to reports from the past five decades.

1:52:34 Altered.

1:52:35 Because it's impossible you were there.

1:52:38 And impossible how so many people quietly, accidentally died.

1:52:44 And it all suggested to me

1:52:47 a non-terrestrial life form [music] with hostile intent.

1:52:51 Possibly one with the ability to move in time.

1:52:56 How long has all this taken you?

1:52:58 A week?

1:52:58 A day?

1:53:00 You must be feeling very tired, Kate.

1:53:03 Oh, by the way, you should know I'm wearing a psychic manifest shield.

1:53:07 So, whatever you conjure to suffocate the others

1:53:10 from the inside won't work on me.

1:53:13 This task force has been many lifetimes work for me and my family.

1:53:18 I will not let it be sabotaged from within.

1:53:22 You really need to calm down, Kate.

1:53:24 I am the head of UNIT.

1:53:27 And if you don't stop this, I will expose you.

1:53:31 And I shan't hesitate to call in a favor

1:53:33 from someone you really don't want to argue with.

1:53:36 Do we understand each other?

1:53:57 [music] Osgood, I have to go dark.

1:54:20 I challenge you to a game.

1:54:33 I accept the challenge.

1:54:35 You have no choice.

1:54:37 I came to this universe with such delight.

1:54:41 And I played them all, Doctor.

1:54:45 I toyed with supernovas.

1:54:48 Turned galaxies into spinning tops.

1:54:50 I gambled with God and made him a jack-in-the-box.

1:54:54 I made a jigsaw out of your history.

1:54:57 Did you like him?

1:54:59 The Master was dying and begged for his life with one final game.

1:55:03 And when he lost, I sealed him for all eternity [music] inside my gold truth.

1:55:10 There's only one player I didn't dare face.

1:55:13 The one who waits.

1:55:15 Who's that?

1:55:16 I saw it.

1:55:17 Hiding.

1:55:18 And I ran.

1:55:20 What do you mean?

1:55:23 That's someone else's game.

1:55:28 What shall we play?

1:55:30 One request.

1:55:31 Tell me.

1:55:32 The human race, back in the future.

1:55:33 Why does everyone think they're right?

1:55:36 So that they win.

1:55:38 I made every opinion supreme.

1:55:40 That's the game of the 21st century.

1:55:42 They shout and they type [music] and they cancel.

1:55:46 So I fixed it.

1:55:47 Now everybody wins.

1:55:49 And everyone loses.

1:55:51 The never-ending game.

1:55:53 Now name your challenge.

1:55:57 The simplest game of all.

1:55:59 Let's cut.

1:56:00 Highest card wins.

1:56:02 Aces high.

1:56:02 You choose.

1:56:03 I'll go first.

1:56:04 But he'll cheat.

1:56:05 How?

1:56:06 He can't cheat.

1:56:07 That's the one thing he won't do.

1:56:08 But they're his cards.

1:56:09 It's all tricks.

1:56:10 Of course he'll cheat.

1:56:12 The only rules the Toymaker follows are the rules of the game.

1:56:15 They bind his entire existence.

1:56:19 I win or I lose, and that's it.

1:56:22 Then play.

1:56:36 My turn.

1:56:44 I'm the king.

1:56:46 Und nun, mein Herr kleiner Doktor, wie wird sie was ist mein Preis?

1:56:52 One.

1:56:53 All.

1:56:56 I won the game.

1:56:57 Many years ago.

1:56:58 You won today.

1:56:59 Which leaves us equal.

1:57:01 And you know two players are bound by one inviolable rule.

1:57:07 Best of three.

1:57:08 Best of three.

1:57:11 Then let's make it 2023.

1:57:17 Donna!

1:57:18 I'm already running.

1:57:23 [music] Where is the Doctor and his box of tricks?

1:57:26 so lucky he's not here.

1:57:27 She's telling the truth.

1:57:29 And actually, I'm glad he's not here.

1:57:32 Because he would have stopped me.

1:57:36 From what?

1:57:37 From showing you and your followers what we're protecting them from.

1:57:52 The truth, Conrad.

1:57:54 As requested.

1:58:02 What's that?

1:58:03 Conrad, get out.

1:58:04 It's hunting you.

1:58:06 What's in there?

1:58:08 Everyone stay well back.

1:58:14 It's coming, Conrad.

1:58:16 And it's after you.

1:58:18 You're bluffing.

1:58:19 It can feel your heartbeat.

1:58:22 Smell the blood in your veins.

1:58:40 So I'm wondering, how committed are you to the lies you've told?

1:58:51 What do you truly believe?

1:58:54 What is this?

1:58:57 An intervention.

1:58:59 Are you here to save my soul.

1:59:01 my friend.

1:59:06 You've had plenty of friends.

1:59:11 Have you met Belinda Chandria?

1:59:14 Who?

1:59:18 You want spoilers?

1:59:20 I'll tell you your future.

1:59:24 You die in a prison cell boiling in anger

1:59:28 and poison till your heart bursts at age 49, alone and unloved, forgotten.

1:59:35 The world carries on.

1:59:36 The world gets better.

1:59:38 You aren't even a footnote.

1:59:40 Just ashes on the wind.

1:59:45 I don't accept your reality.

1:59:48 Doctor, I reject it.

1:59:53 So, put me back in my prison.

1:59:56 And get off my world.

2:00:27 Did I imagine that?

2:00:28 No, sweetheart.

2:00:30 It's so big, isn't it?

2:00:38 Who are you?

2:00:39 Oh, I'm the governor.

2:00:43 And it's your lucky day.

2:00:47 Ruby Street, out of range.

2:00:48 Returning westerly 4.5.

2:00:51 All personnel, hold on tight.

2:01:05 Activating beams at maximum power.

2:01:30 Monitor the threshold on frequency five.

2:01:33 As soon as it falls, Ruby, activate the integral device.

2:01:36 Fly well, Doctor.

2:01:37 And if we die here today, I love you, love.

2:01:42 Just shut up and go.

2:01:44 [crying] [music] [music] Protect the Racnoss cables.

2:02:14 Keep the red links connected.

2:02:33 Hello.

2:02:39 Well, there's no point turning over.

2:02:40 There's nothing better on the other side.

2:02:42 [music] I could erase your mind.

2:02:45 Then why haven't you?

2:02:52 Having trouble?

2:02:56 Let's see what I can do.

2:03:08 See this thing?

2:03:10 What's two ways you know?

2:03:12 I want those memories.

2:03:15 Trouble is, you're asking me for them,

2:03:16 which means you can't [music] access them, right?

2:03:18 I can make you tell me.

2:03:19 No, you can't.

2:03:20 Otherwise, you would have done already.

2:03:24 I can kill you.

2:03:27 Go on, THEN.

2:03:28 ATTACK!

2:03:31 TAKE ACTION!

2:03:36 RELAX.

2:03:41 WHAT DID YOU DO?

2:03:43 Guess what I've got, Donna.

2:03:46 Pockets.

2:03:48 How did that fit in there?

2:03:50 They're bigger on the inside.

2:03:52 Morph reforms ARE NOT NECESSARY.

2:03:54 MY CHILDREN MAY FEAST ON MARTIAN FLESH.

2:03:58 OH, BUT I'M not from Mars.

2:04:00 Then where?

2:04:02 My home planet is far away [music] and long since gone.

2:04:06 But its name lives on.

2:04:09 Gallifrey.

2:04:12 Thief!

2:04:13 Murderer of the Racnoss!

2:04:15 I warned you.

2:04:17 You did this.

2:04:19 [snorts] No!

2:04:21 NO!

2:04:22 DOCTOR!

2:04:24 NO!

2:04:25 [groaning and screaming] NO!

2:04:27 NO!

2:04:29 NO!

2:04:31 [screaming and groaning] NO!

2:04:43 [music] NO!

2:05:08 NO!

2:05:09 MY CHILDREN!

2:05:19 [screaming] My children!

2:05:25 [screaming] My children!

2:05:33 [screaming] DOCTOR!

2:05:40 [screaming] YOU CAN STOP NOW.

2:05:40 MY CHILDREN!

2:05:44 [screaming] COME ON.

2:05:52 DONNA, knock you out.

2:05:54 [screaming] [screaming] Tracks.

2:06:05 me.

2:06:07 [screaming] SO THEY WILL SUFFER.

2:06:14 SO SUFFER.

2:06:16 THIS PLANET SHALL BE SCORCHED.

2:06:21 WHAT ABOUT THE EMPRESS?

2:06:23 SHE'S USED up all her human energy.

2:06:24 She's defenseless.

2:06:34 Orders from Mr.

2:06:34 Saxon.

2:06:35 Fire at will.

2:06:36 Fire!

2:06:52 [screaming] Find the non-human.

2:07:05 Execute.

2:07:06 Martha, stay here.

2:07:06 Any time you could hold them off.

2:07:08 How do I do that?

2:07:09 Forgive me for this.

2:07:09 It could save a thousand lives.

2:07:10 It means nothing.

2:07:11 Honestly, nothing.

2:07:22 That was nothing.

2:07:49 Have you seen there were these things?

2:07:51 These bloody space rhino things.

2:07:54 I mean, rhinos from space.

2:07:56 And we're on the moon.

2:07:57 Bloody space rhinos with guns on the moon.

2:08:00 I don't even remember anything.

2:08:02 I'm sure it's not perfectly good treatment.

2:08:03 The nurses will love you.

2:08:04 I said to my wife, I said I'd recommend this place to anyone.

2:08:06 But then we end up on the moon.

2:08:07 And did I mention the rhinos?

2:08:10 Hold him.

2:08:16 Find the non-human.

2:08:17 Execute.

2:08:24 Now, listen.

2:08:25 I know who you're looking for.

2:08:26 She's this woman.

2:08:27 She calls herself Florence.

2:08:30 Human with non-human trace suspected.

2:08:34 Non-human element confirmed.

2:08:36 Overrides full scan.

2:08:41 What are you?

2:08:43 What are you?

2:08:45 Um, that that big um machine thing, is it supposed to be making that noise?

2:08:49 You wouldn't understand.

2:08:50 But isn't that a uh magnetic resonance imaging thing?

2:08:54 Like a uh ginormous sort of a magnet.

2:08:56 I did magnetics GCSE.

2:08:57 Well, I failed, but all the same.

2:08:59 A magnet with it setting now increased to 50,000 Tesla.

2:09:03 Ooh, that's a bit strong, isn't it?

2:09:05 It will send out a magnetic pulse that will fry

2:09:07 the brain stems of every living thing within 250,000 miles,

2:09:13 except for me, safe in this room.

2:09:16 But, um, hold on, hold on.

2:09:17 I did, I did geography GCSE.

2:09:19 I passed that one.

2:09:19 Doesn't that distance include the Earth?

2:09:21 Only the side facing the moon.

2:09:23 The other half will survive.

2:09:25 Call it my little gift.

2:09:26 Sorry, now if you'll excuse me, I'm a little bit out of depth.

2:09:28 I spent the past 15 years working as a postman.

2:09:30 Hence the bunion.

2:09:31 Why would you do that?

2:09:32 With everyone dead, the Judoon ships will be mine to make my escape.

2:09:37 No, that's weird.

2:09:37 You're talking about you're some sort of an alien.

2:09:40 Right, sir.

2:09:41 No.

2:09:42 Oh, yes.

2:09:42 You're joshing me.

2:09:43 I am not.

2:09:44 I'm talking to an alien.

2:09:46 In hospital.

2:09:48 What's this place got an ENT department?

2:09:49 It's a perfect hiding place.

2:09:50 Blood bank's downstairs for a midnight feast,

2:09:53 and all this equipment ready to arm myself with should the police come looking.

2:09:58 So, those rhinos, they're looking for you?

2:10:00 Yes.

2:10:01 But, I'm hidden.

2:10:05 Right.

2:10:07 Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans.

2:10:09 They're doing what?

2:10:10 Hm, uh, big chief rhino boy, he said, uh, "No sign of an unhuman.

2:10:13 We must increase our scans up to setting two." And I must assimilate again.

2:10:18 What does that mean?

2:10:19 I must appear to be human.

2:10:21 Well, you're welcome to come home and meet the wife.

2:10:23 She'd be honored.

2:10:24 We can have cake.

2:10:25 Why should I have cake?

2:10:27 I've got my little straw.

2:10:29 That's nice.

2:10:30 Milkshake?

2:10:31 Uh, I'd like banana.

2:10:32 You're quite the funny man.

2:10:34 And yet, I think laughing on purpose at the darkness.

2:10:39 I think it's time you found some peace.

2:10:41 Steady him.

2:10:45 What are you doing?

2:10:47 I'm afraid this is going to hurt.

2:10:49 But, if it's any consolation, the dead don't tend to remember.

2:10:56 I've been employed by the Adipose and first family

2:10:59 to foster a new generation after their breeding planet was lost.

2:11:03 What do you mean, lost?

2:11:03 How do you lose a planet?

2:11:05 Oh, the politics are none [music] of my concern.

2:11:07 I'm just here to take care of the children on behalf of the parents.

2:11:10 What, like an out of space super nanny?

2:11:13 Yes, if you like.

2:11:15 So, so those little things, they're they're made out of fat?

2:11:19 Yeah, but that woman, Stacey Campbell, there was nothing left of her.

2:11:23 Oh, in a crisis, the Adipose can convert bone and hair and internal organs.

2:11:28 Makes them a little bit sick, [music] poor things.

2:11:32 What about poor Stacey?

2:11:34 Seeding a level five planet is against galactic law.

2:11:39 Are you threatening me?

2:11:41 I'm trying to help you, Matron.

2:11:44 This is your one chance.

2:11:46 Cuz if you don't call this off, then I'll have to stop you.

2:11:51 I hardly think you can stop bullets.

2:11:54 No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

2:11:55 One more thing before dying.

2:11:57 Do you know what happens if you

2:11:59 hold two identical sonic devices against each other?

2:12:04 No.

2:12:05 Nor me.

2:12:05 Let's find out.

2:12:09 [screaming] I'm advancing the birth plan.

2:12:20 I'm going to permit labor.

2:12:27 What's happened?

2:12:28 Where are you?

2:12:29 Still on Earth, but don't worry, I've got my secret weapon.

2:12:31 And what's that?

2:12:32 You.

2:12:33 Hm.

2:12:34 Somehow, that's not making me happy.

2:12:36 Can't you just zap us down to Earth with that remote thing?

2:12:38 Yeah, I am going remote, though.

2:12:40 I really shouldn't have you on my ship.

2:12:42 That's why I made them with the Tardis.

2:12:44 I'm sorry, but you've got to go outside.

2:12:46 But, there's Santarans out there.

2:12:47 Sontarans, but they'll be on battle stations right now.

2:12:49 They're those out there who walk about having coffee.

2:12:51 I can talk you through it.

2:12:53 What if they find me?

2:12:55 I know, and I wouldn't ask if there was nothing else I could do.

2:12:57 The whole planet is choking, Donna.

2:13:03 What do you need me to do?

2:13:05 Those Sontarans are inside the factory,

2:13:06 which means they've got a teleport to the ship, but they've deadlocked it.

2:13:08 I need you to reopen the link.

2:13:10 I can't even mend a fuse.

2:13:12 Donna, stop talking about yourself like that.

2:13:13 You can do this.

2:13:14 I promise.

2:13:27 There's a Santaran.

2:13:28 Sontaran.

2:13:29 Did he see you?

2:13:31 No, he's got his back to me.

2:13:32 Right, Donna, listen.

2:13:32 On the back of his neck, on his collar,

2:13:33 there's a sort of plug, like a hole, the probic vent.

2:13:36 One blow to the probic vent knocks him out.

2:13:38 He's going to kill me.

2:13:40 I'm sorry.

2:13:40 I swear, I'm so sorry, but you've got to try.

2:14:13 Back of the neck.

2:14:13 [laughter] Now then,

2:14:16 you've got to find the external junction feed to the teleport.

2:14:19 What's it look like?

2:14:20 Circular pattern on the wall, big symbol on the front,

2:14:22 like a like a letter T with a horizontal line, or or two F's back to back.

2:14:28 Well, there's a door.

2:14:29 Should be a switch by the side.

2:14:30 Yeah, there is.

2:14:31 But, it's Santaran shaped.

2:14:32 You need three fingers.

2:14:34 You've got three fingers.

2:14:35 Oh, yeah.

2:14:45 I'm through.

2:14:46 Oh, you are brilliant, you are.

2:14:50 Shut up.

2:14:51 Right.

2:14:53 See you in the afterlife.

2:14:56 Got to go.

2:14:56 Keep the line open.

2:14:57 Don't attack.

2:14:59 I said you don't stand a chance.

2:15:01 Citizens, that means everyone.

2:15:07 You know, going without me?

2:15:08 Wouldn't dream of it.

2:15:35 What do you make of me, sir?

2:15:37 An idiot?

2:15:38 No.

2:15:40 Question is, what do you make of me?

2:15:48 Destroy him.

2:15:49 You made me into this.

2:15:53 [music] [music] Then I have made you a failure.

2:16:11 Your weapons are useless, sir.

2:16:14 I wasn't trying to kill you.

2:16:16 All I did was break the cyber connection, leaving your mind open.

2:16:23 Opened, I think, for the first time in far too many years.

2:16:29 So, you can see.

2:16:32 Just look at yourself.

2:16:34 Look at what you've done.

2:16:37 I'm sorry, Miss Hartigan, but look at what you've become.

2:16:44 [gasps] [screaming] I'm so sorry.

2:17:06 He's killed it!

2:17:07 But, WHATEVER HE DID, HE'S KILLED IT!

2:17:13 BUT, it's going to fall!

2:17:38 Now, you're ready.

2:18:10 I'd say he used that dimension bolt to transfer

2:18:12 the wreckage of the cyber king into the time vortex,

2:18:15 there to be harmlessly disintegrated.

2:18:17 Oh.

2:18:19 [laughter] I've picked up a lot.

2:18:20 Ah.

2:18:21 Oh, yeah.

2:18:22 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I KNOW THAT MAN, THAT DOCTOR ON HIGH.

2:18:28 And I know that he has done this deed a thousand times.

2:18:31 [music] But, not once, no, sir, NOT ONCE, NOT EVER has he ever been thanked.

2:18:37 But, no more.

2:18:38 For I say to you, on this CHRISTMAS MORN, "BRAVO, SIR!" BRAVO!

2:18:46 [music] [music and applause] [music] [cheering] [applause] [music] [music]

2:19:17 BRAVO, DOCTOR.

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