Chandler Tells a Kid That He Was Adopted | Friends

0:01 Thank you so much for seeing us.

0:03 Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.

0:05 Oh, please.

0:06 We're happy to help.

0:07 We went through the same thing when we were adopting.

0:09 So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?

0:14 [laughter]

0:20 I mean, you have a lovely home.

0:23 Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.

0:25 Well, actually, I think this might help.

0:29 It's pretty much all the information you need.

0:31 Oh my god.

0:32 Everything is broken down into categories and then cross-referenced

0:34 to and then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.

0:38 Thank you.

0:40 I think I just had a tiny orgasm.

0:44 [laughter] I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it.

0:50 Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.

0:52 That's great.

0:54 Can I see the book?

0:56 You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?

1:00 This is just so pretty and white.

1:03 Bathroom is down the hall to your left.

1:07 I would have told him to do it, too.

1:09 Can I adopt you?

1:13 Hey, you must be Owen.

1:15 Yeah.

1:16 I'm Chandler.

1:17 Hey, I was in the Scouts, too.

1:19 You were?

1:19 Yeah, in fact, my father was a den mother.

1:23 Huh?

1:24 You know how to use a compass?

1:26 I have a badge in it.

1:27 You do?

1:28 That's fantastic.

1:29 to see it?

1:30 I'd love to, but I got to get back to talking to your parents.

1:32 They're telling us all about how they adopted you.

1:35 What?

1:37 [laughter]

1:44 What?

1:47 [laughter] I'm adopted?

1:49 I GOT NOTHING.

1:52 [cheering] YOU KNOW WHERE BILL and Colleen are?

1:53 They're in the kitchen getting something to eat.

1:55 Can you believe how nice they are?

1:57 We have to leave.

2:01 [laughter] Why?

2:00 What did you do in the bathroom?

2:03 I didn't get to the bathroom.

2:04 I bumped into Owen on the way and he didn't know he

2:06 was adopted and there's a slight chance I may have told him.

2:11 Oh my god, where's my purse?

2:12 No, you know what?

2:13 I can replace everything in there.

2:14 Get that binder and let's go.

2:18 [laughter] Some little snacks for everybody.

2:20 Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms.

2:21 Those are for Owen.

2:24 [gasps] I'll go get him in a second.

2:24 Uh by the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.

2:29 But kids are so intuitive.

2:30 Don't you Don't you think on some level he already knows?

2:33 I'm adopted?

2:35 See, intuitive.

2:37 What?

2:38 Where did you hear that?

2:39 He told me.

2:42 And he paid me $50 not to tell.

2:47 [laughter]

2:47 Which technically now you should give back.

2:52 You told him he's adopted?

2:54 I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something

2:57 or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door.

3:00 Owen doesn't know he's adopted and he also thinks Santa is real.

3:04 HE ISN'T?

3:07 WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE, BABY.

3:10 We just want to give you a heads-up.

3:12 Bill and Colleen hate us.

3:14 Owen didn't know he was adopted and Monica told him.

3:19 Still, he had to find out sometime.

3:21 Yeah, but how would you like it if someone

3:22 told the triplets that you gave birth to them?

3:27 [laughter] I'm going to go tell Emma she was an accident.

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