Doctor Mike's Hardest Challenge Yet! | The Basement Yard #545

0:00 Welcome back to the B.

0:06 Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:07 Today, me and Frank are on the same side because we have a special guest,

0:11 the smartest person who's ever been

0:12 on this show by 100 [laughter] million miles.

0:16 Definitely.

0:16 Dr.

0:16 Mike is with us.

0:18 I don't know if this is a disc or a comment.

0:20 No, no, no, no.

0:21 How is that?

0:21 That's a Well, it sound to be fair.

0:23 [laughter] To be fair,

0:24 in our current setup,

0:25 the only other people we've had on here are Red and Link,

0:27 and they're very smart.

0:28 I forgot about them.

0:29 They're very smart, but not as medically smart as part of them is REALLY TALL,

0:34 BRO.

0:34 WHAT IS WITH HOLD ON.

0:35 HOLD ON.

0:36 HOLD ON.

0:37 I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.

0:39 If you're watching someone on YouTube,

0:40 chances are they're over 6 and 1/2 ft tall.

0:42 [laughter] I don't know what the This guy walked in and I'm expecting Dr.

0:46 Mike to come in and he's like 10 like a doctor.

0:49 I've always had short doctors.

0:50 Well, because a lot of them have a god complex.

0:53 And

0:54 that's crazy.

0:55 I mean, it's true.

0:55 I mean, surgeons.

0:57 That's right.

0:57 I I would probably throw surgeons.

0:59 That's what I was referencing as well.

1:00 Do you find that a lot of doctors are shorter than you?

1:03 I think it's a mixed bag.

1:04 You're 6'2?

1:05 Yeah.

1:05 6'3.

1:06 Me, too.

1:08 Yeah.

1:08 No, you're not.

1:10 Well, if I'm wearing my uh Vomero Premium Pluses or whatever they're called,

1:13 then I'm easily 6'5.

1:15 Are those doctor shoes?

1:16 No, those are like the new Nikes that have the amount

1:18 of padding that basically you don't need to hide your inserts in.

1:22 Nice.

1:22 Nice.

1:22 Gotcha.

1:23 So, you're going like Tom Cruz level inserts on these shoes.

1:25 Proud of those inserts.

1:26 Good for you, my friend.

1:27 Maybe I should wear an insert.

1:28 You definitely should.

1:29 Just like All right, you're getting crazy.

1:31 Or get the the surgery that like can make legs look Don't do that.

1:34 Is that a thing?

1:34 I heard it's very painful, though.

1:36 It's called the L.

1:36 You take a hammer and they Hey, we're going to let [laughter] him.

1:40 All right, shut the hell up.

1:41 I've also never performed this procedure,

1:44 nor have I consulted on that procedure.

1:46 But yes, that's the they they break it, but they do like uh

1:49 they create a little space in order for the bone to heal,

1:51 and they progressively do that over and over.

1:53 I saw this in a movie recently.

1:54 Your bones will just heal towards each other.

1:58 Yeah.

1:58 The space is really little and over time.

2:00 And they have these screws that they tighten and they keep growing.

2:03 Bro, the materialists.

2:04 Is that was that the one Dakota Johnson?

2:06 You've seen it too, right?

2:08 Pedro Pascal is like 5'2 and then all of a sudden she finds out,

2:12 oh, he got the tall guy surgery and he's like 61.

2:14 So he Benjamin Button.

2:16 He he reversed Benjamin Button.

2:17 Okay.

2:18 How How long is that process?

2:20 It's It's long.

2:21 It's tough.

2:22 And imagine you're not walking comfortably.

2:24 So there's a lot of rehab required for that.

2:26 So

2:26 it sounds like years

2:27 and it sounds expensive like it's like classified [clears

2:30 throat] as cosmetic as us medical professionals would understand.

2:33 Well, it is in some cases but there are cases medically where

2:36 someone has let's say both legs and they need to straighten them.

2:39 So in those situations you're using the procedure for function purpose.

2:43 We all knew that person in high school that walked like they rode a horse.

2:46 I know.

2:46 But they always had a great jump shot for some reason.

2:49 Unbelievable jump shot but they shot it like this.

2:51 Yeah.

2:51 But

2:52 well, you know, now everyone who is one of those three-point

2:55 shooting champions that set all the Guinness World Records,

2:57 they don't have good form.

2:59 Oh, you're talking basketball, brother.

3:00 You're you're above my head.

3:02 Go back to the medical stuff.

3:03 [laughter]

3:04 You You haven't seen

3:05 I'm not Basketball's not my thing.

3:07 I'm a baseball football guy.

3:08 Okay.

3:08 Got it.

3:08 Okay.

3:09 But I know you're talking.

3:09 This is the basketball guy over here.

3:11 But you've seen what I'm talking about, right?

3:12 They do this very awkward shooting form that if you play in a pickup game,

3:17 you'll get blocked nine out of 10 times.

3:19 But when you're just shooting by yourself, you can make 10 out of

3:22 Just hit him.

3:22 Doc, you ball up.

3:24 Yeah, you ball up.

3:26 Yeah.

3:25 You got a jumper?

3:27 Yeah.

3:27 [laughter]

3:28 Guy's tall, too.

3:30 He usually he's like boards.

3:31 He's not great.

3:32 I played in Madison's car garden before.

3:34 I I played places.

3:36 Yeah.

3:36 Where did you guys play?

3:37 THE MAIN STAGE, [laughter]

3:38 NO.

3:39 NO.

3:39 Like for what?

3:40 We did a show.

3:41 Oh, we did a show.

3:42 Wow.

3:42 Oh, [laughter]

3:45 all right.

3:45 That's a bigger flex.

3:47 That's kind of cool, though, too.

3:48 If you said Hulu theater, it would have been a better laugh than

3:50 I know.

3:51 [laughter] I played on the court.

3:54 What?

3:54 THIS IS NOT YOUR SHOW RIGHT NOW.

3:55 [laughter] BACK TO US, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?

3:58 I I was a plague doctor and I was going to wear

4:00 this, but I couldn't breathe and you guys didn't send it to me fast enough.

4:02 So, [laughter] yeah,

4:03 I'm just going to hold it.

4:04 Just show them.

4:06 It doesn't matter.

4:07 Shove it down your throat.

4:08 But yeah, I played I played on the court.

4:09 What the hell?

4:11 Yeah.

4:11 Sorry about that.

4:11 Um well, thanks for joining us today.

4:13 We really appreciate it.

4:14 Um we're excited.

4:16 Now that we know that you also play basketball,

4:17 we're gonna challenge you to a game of basketball one day.

4:21 Hype.

4:20 Um, but uh we in preparation for this show, we we talk a lot

4:26 professionally and um some would argue stupidly

4:29 and uh we often pretend that we know

4:31 the answers to a lot of what we're

4:33 talking about when chances are one of us doesn't.

4:36 One of us is on a hot streak lately.

4:39 He had one episode last [laughter] week

4:40 that he said like two things that were correct

4:43 in a row.

4:44 What were the things?

4:44 Well, one of them,

4:46 you know, put this one to bed.

4:47 [laughter] You don't need to be a doctor to figure this one out.

4:50 But he can't get an expression correctly.

4:52 And he said, what was it?

4:54 Which part?

4:55 You know it.

4:55 Uh, so here's the expression.

4:57 Tell me if you've heard it.

4:58 Okay.

5:00 The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue can lick them both.

5:05 That's incorrect, bro.

5:07 It's an insane [laughter] thing.

5:09 My only question here about it, right?

5:11 What phase of your life were you hearing and then

5:15 what phase of your life were you repeating that statement?

5:18 Um, [laughter] when have I with the most confidence on this show?

5:22 When have I repeated it?

5:23 All phases.

5:24 [laughter] Every phase.

5:26 Every As soon as I heard it, I said, "Wow, that's really good."

5:28 He's a walking example of if you just say something like definitively.

5:32 Yeah.

5:32 People usually just get out.

5:34 Wow.

5:34 You know what I mean?

5:35 Well, hold on.

5:36 Now you're painting me as some sort of psychopath here.

5:38 What do you think the show is?

5:39 I mean, um, you just did a video where you, well,

5:42 not just it did, but like you you talked to a bunch of like

5:45 Oh, surrounded.

5:46 Yeah.

5:46 Surrounded by like antivaxers and stuff.

5:48 So, you've probably dealt with people like Joey

5:50 and I where like we're going to say it.

5:51 We're going to be [laughter] confident about it.

5:54 I'm not an antivaxer EITHER.

5:56 LET ME MAKE THAT very clear.

5:57 But what in the the generality of like we're going to say it,

6:00 we're going to be confident about it and we're

6:01 not going to look up any truth behind it.

6:05 Okay.

6:04 How do you can you confirm that you've dealt with people like that?

6:07 Uh, I've dealt with people who were less interested in being immune

6:11 to disease and more interested in being being immune to logic and facts.

6:15 Right.

6:15 Yeah.

6:16 Yeah.

6:16 I was honestly impressed with your restraint,

6:20 dude.

6:21 Watching that [laughter] I would still

6:23 Why you would you would physically

6:24 I would just be like I like at a certain because you were just so patient

6:28 and nice with them that I'm like

6:30 at a certain point because they are saying offensive things.

6:34 Well, yeah.

6:34 At one point someone's like, "No,

6:36 because I actually read." And I'm like, "You're [laughter]

6:38 no." She goes, "I actually read and study." Which is wild.

6:41 I mean,

6:41 because I was like, "Are you discounting the decade plus of education?

6:45 You thought I didn't read."

6:46 So, this is a this is like a serious question that I have now.

6:49 Um.

6:50 Oh.

6:50 Oh, this one.

6:52 Yeah.

6:52 Like in your

6:53 No, I do not lick swords.

6:55 [laughter]

6:56 Well, the tech technically speaking, the tongue can lick both a pen and a sword.

7:01 Um, but like did you have to go through like training

7:04 on like how to deal with people like psychologically and stuff like that?

7:08 It's called medical school.

7:09 Like No.

7:10 No.

7:10 [laughter]

7:11 I mean, first of all,

7:12 why is everyone giving me so much credit for being patient?

7:15 Are your doctors douchebags to you?

7:18 Absolutely.

7:18 Um, I think it's really kind of Yeah.

7:20 Are they?

7:20 I got into a fight at the hospital last year.

7:23 I told you this.

7:25 What?

7:24 With a a physical.

7:26 I couldn't get up.

7:27 I was in the hospital for some stuff.

7:30 Infections, bad things.

7:32 Um, [laughter]

7:33 that's the medical term bad thing.

7:34 We need the plague doctor to come in and confirm.

7:37 [laughter] But uh it and so a doctor came in to speak

7:41 with me and was you know I was expressing my frustration

7:44 with the the facility with my situation and he cut me off

7:48 and he's like listen young man

7:50 consider yourself lucky that you're being treated.

7:53 And like listen, I I am very much so like when it comes to like

7:56 customer service representatives and people dealing with people

7:58 like that, I I am very patient.

8:01 But in that situation like to sit there and just be

8:03 like you listen to like basically wagging his finger in my face.

8:06 I was like what the

8:07 So that was the god complex.

8:09 I got it was right.

8:10 It happens.

8:11 I got heated and Becca like my wife had to like

8:14 put her hands on me and she's like you need to chill.

8:16 Wow.

8:16 Okay.

8:16 Frankie left a bad Yelp review after that.

8:19 Oh yeah.

8:19 She's big on Yelp.

8:20 I'm not big on Yelp.

8:21 I've never Yelped.

8:23 [laughter]

8:22 I've never yelled.

8:23 Um, but so we in preparation for today's episode uh

8:26 wrote down a couple questions that we need help with.

8:29 Okay.

8:29 Personally,

8:30 uh, well, no, no, no, not personally.

8:33 No, [laughter] I mean, maybe one or two of them might be personal for me.

8:36 I cannot confirm that all of them will be personal for any [snorts] of us.

8:38 Maybe a

8:39 I see at least seven on there that are specifically personal to you.

8:42 So, so [laughter] when we get to them,

8:44 I don't like that.

8:45 Um, so I guess we can kind of start

8:47 with the top one you brought up in one of your videos.

8:51 Someone in this room has incredibly wet ears

8:55 now.

8:55 No, that's not how you say it.

8:57 Wet.

8:57 Soaking wet.

8:58 Say wet.

8:59 Wet.

9:00 Say it.

9:00 [laughter]

9:00 Just say a regular wet.

9:02 Wet.

9:03 All right.

9:03 You trying to

9:04 performing now?

9:04 You're showing off.

9:05 You said regular wet.

9:07 Say it how you would normally say it.

9:08 I have wet ears.

9:10 Yeah.

9:10 Yeah.

9:10 That's crazy.

9:10 What is this?

9:11 That's interesting.

9:12 That's in Yeah, there's something going on there.

9:13 I do.

9:14 Medically, what the hell is that?

9:16 Yeah.

9:16 Why would he have wet

9:17 Why would he have wet ears?

9:18 And like could he like do something to help?

9:20 Also, they're wet.

9:23 Right now, like a lot right now

9:25 with these on and this hat eventually they'll be they'll be soaking.

9:28 Well, that's sweat.

9:29 No, no, no.

9:29 Inside, you know.

9:31 Okay.

9:30 Well, why would he have wet ears?

9:32 I'm worried about infection.

9:34 Yeah.

9:34 Okay.

9:34 Yeah,

9:35 because that wet can be discharged.

9:38 That's a bad boy.

9:39 That's That's concerning.

9:40 Gross word.

9:41 Um, also genetically, his ear wax might be thinner.

9:47 Is that a thin?

9:47 Oh, you're talking about your dad, too.

9:49 Like, yo, your dad is

9:50 My dad's ears suck, too.

9:51 Thin ears, dude.

9:54 So, like, wait, hold on.

9:56 Now, this is a serious question, too.

9:57 There's different textures to have thicker ones.

10:01 Some people have drier, thicker.

10:03 Some people have wetter,

10:06 thinner.

10:06 You like those videos of people like getting them out of their ears?

10:08 I hate it.

10:10 What?

10:10 Hate.

10:11 You hate getting the ear wax out?

10:12 Yes.

10:13 I love them.

10:13 Do you know how many people come to me with busted tempanic

10:16 membranes because they were digging around in their ears after watching a video?

10:20 We're going to we're going to back that up.

10:22 We're going to What's the definition of that?

10:23 What's a tony?

10:25 Uh [laughter] eard drum.

10:28 Okay.

10:28 You could have used the layman's term.

10:29 Oh, I have to flex.

10:30 Where is the eardrum?

10:31 So if I because I have one of those things.

10:33 Yeah.

10:33 Don't look for it.

10:34 So it's next to the the the hammer uh and the

10:37 Oh, the stabies.

10:38 You're giving me all the

10:39 right.

10:39 I got I got stabies, baby.

10:41 No, there's like the coccleia thing in there, right?

10:43 Yeah, the cocklear nerve.

10:44 So,

10:46 I know bro.

10:47 Wait, this is really interesting because everyone

10:50 loves digging in their ears with Q-tips.

10:52 And that is the bane of every ENT doctor's world and family medicine.

10:58 Because they create so much irritation inside their ears,

11:00 they get something known as otitis externa.

11:04 Oh god,

11:04 sounds like a

11:05 outer ear infection.

11:06 That's all it means.

11:07 Okay.

11:07 We like creating fancy terms for

11:10 Don't like young people doing that.

11:12 Can't they Stop that.

11:13 Can't Can't you get like a surgery

11:14 to prevent like chronic ear infections or something?

11:16 No.

11:16 What they do is they put uh tubes in in order

11:19 to decrease that pressure from people who get recurrent infections.

11:22 Yeah.

11:22 For kids usually.

11:23 Yeah.

11:23 Yeah.

11:24 Yeah.

11:24 So, how am I supposed to clean my ears?

11:26 You don't.

11:26 Dude, let them cure themselves.

11:27 Yeah.

11:27 Self clean.

11:28 If you get a buildup of ear wax and you're like, "Oh,

11:30 now I can't hear cuz I have a buildup of ear

11:31 wax." There's drops that melt the ear wax, make it more wet.

11:35 Nope.

11:36 and it cleans itself and it has a good shape.

11:38 Actually, the ear canal is shaped such that it's supposed to make

11:42 the ear wax naturally come out and you could just wipe the outside,

11:45 which is what's happening, bro.

11:46 I'll be hanging out sometimes and I'll just

11:47 go like that and ear wax will fall out.

11:50 If the Q-tips aren't supposed to be in there,

11:52 why does it feel so good when you put them in your ear?

11:54 Oh, is there like a G-spot in your ear?

11:56 Uh, that I've never heard it asked that way.

11:59 [laughter]

12:00 What happens when you use Q-tips, man?

12:02 I don't use Q-tips.

12:03 I am an anti-Qipper.

12:05 Yeah, I haven't used a Q-tip in a in a in a while.

12:08 The Q-tip is meant for external cleaning purposes

12:11 like the right here.

12:12 Yeah.

12:14 Okay.

12:13 So, don't put it inside your ear.

12:15 And what happens is if you have already irritated

12:19 skin inside the ear canal and then you're rubbing it.

12:21 Just like when you have an itchy spot from like eczema,

12:24 it's itchy and it feels good to scratch it, but then you're damaging your skin.

12:27 So, same principle, just inside your ear.

12:29 I'll tell you what, there was a time where I've probably done irreversible

12:33 damage to my ear because I'm thinking that if I got this thing,

12:37 like I've heard that you don't use a Q-tip,

12:38 you're pushing the ear wax in and that causes problems.

12:41 But so I'm like, okay, that's the the only issue with Q-tips cuz I don't know.

12:45 So you were scooping.

12:46 So I was scooping.

12:47 Oh, that's dangerous.

12:48 Scooping's bad.

12:49 Well, yeah, cuz you're hitting the skin inside there.

12:52 Again, ear wax is also protective.

12:55 It prevents the ear canal from drying out.

12:57 [laughter] It prevents bugs from wanting to hang out there.

13:01 It catches debris.

13:02 Yo, I know how often how how often does that happen?

13:04 That's a big thing.

13:05 That happens.

13:06 My I know someone that like they were on like a canoe

13:09 kayak situation down a river and a moth flew in their ear.

13:13 Oh, is that something you see?

13:15 I mean, not often.

13:16 Okay, good.

13:16 But I did just have a pediatric ER doctor come on my show tell me about

13:20 a a situation where a child was eating a sandwich

13:23 and had some throat pain afterwards and they thought, "Oh, it's a barbecue.

13:27 Maybe there was a metal wire grill brush stuck in their throat."

13:31 And they did see something on the imaging,

13:32 but they couldn't quite see what it was.

13:34 Any guesses?

13:36 Spider ant.

13:37 I I I don't know.

13:38 Pray mantis.

13:40 Potato chip.

13:41 What?

13:42 That's your guess?

13:43 Potato chip.

13:43 They're spiky.

13:44 They hurt sometimes.

13:45 I don't know.

13:46 The final letter of whatever it is

13:48 that you're saying is always [laughter] interesting.

13:50 Potato chip.

13:51 Chip.

13:52 What?

13:52 Potato chip.

13:53 [laughter]

13:55 COCKROACH LEG.

13:56 NO, I MEAN LEG.

13:57 That's not that bad.

13:58 Leg with the little spines.

14:00 Oh, that's why

14:01 I don't know what the medical term for the cockroach leg spine is.

14:03 Yeah, it's like one of those.

14:04 You know what I mean?

14:05 They're barbed like barb.

14:07 That was I told you, dude.

14:08 I told you I'm the smart one here.

14:10 It's a cockroach leg.

14:11 [laughter] Well, you grew up in the same Well, you grew up in New York.

14:15 You're around our age.

14:16 You're a couple years older, which means you're basically ancient to us.

14:19 Um, did you ever hear the myth of the person

14:21 that got like cockroach eggs in their tongue or something like that?

14:25 Do you remember that?

14:26 I remember it was like one of those like

14:27 90s myths that like like Marilyn Manson taking,

14:30 you know, the ribs out or something like that.

14:32 But it was like the story was like someone licked an envelope

14:36 that had a cockroach egg on it and it got into like

14:38 the crease of their tongue and then they had like tongue pain

14:41 and they cut it open and like cockroach eggs fell out and like that.

14:44 Oh my god.

14:44 It sounds like a Ripley's Believe It or Not.

14:46 It does.

14:46 It was.

14:46 It was.

14:47 It was.

14:47 And it was hosted by Dean Kane and he's

14:49 never not been anything but incredibly accurate about everything.

14:52 No idea who that is.

14:54 Well, um, now I'm just terrified

14:56 because this thing can this can I can my I'm just I just irritated my ear.

15:00 But it's fine.

15:01 And I can Well, I'm hoping you solved it.

15:03 Like your body's immune system solved it and the repair mechanism solved it.

15:07 Well, I haven't.

15:07 I also didn't know that you just don't clean out your ears.

15:10 You're not supposed to do that.

15:11 Self cleaning.

15:12 Self cleaning.

15:13 Ears and vaginas.

15:16 Two miracles of life.

15:17 No.

15:17 No.

15:17 Self cleaning.

15:18 Yeah.

15:19 Parts of the body.

15:20 And a dog's mouth.

15:21 I don't know.

15:21 No.

15:21 No.

15:22 You should brush that.

15:22 [laughter]

15:24 I'm not trying to do this to Frank in front of guests, obviously.

15:27 But, uh, this is good.

15:28 The cockroach egg case hatching on the tongue.

15:30 a persistent urban legend and a hoax.

15:32 That's what I said.

15:33 It was a popular rumor.

15:34 I didn't say it was real.

15:35 You asked him.

15:36 You tried to get me into that.

15:37 No, I tried to ask if you've ever heard of something like that.

15:39 How much did RFK pay you to say that?

15:40 Yeah, that's crazy that you're trying [laughter] to You're trying to get me.

15:45 None.

15:44 He has paid me nothing.

15:45 Trust me.

15:46 Um, he does love whole milk though, so we don't know.

15:48 To be fair, whole milk is delicious.

15:50 As long as you don't go raw, we're okay.

15:52 In a hot tub with Kid Rock, though,

15:55 I don't know any drink that would be good enough to have that.

15:57 Are you a big fan of the raw milk uh content?

16:00 I am not.

16:00 I'm I'm the enemy of raw milk.

16:02 No, you're an anti-milker.

16:04 Yes.

16:04 Anti- raw milker.

16:06 Anti raw milker.

16:07 Yeah.

16:07 [laughter]

16:08 Yeah.

16:08 No, I mean that's Well, I think of myself less as an anti- raw milker

16:12 and more of a anti get parasite bacteria in your colon.

16:17 Oh, yeah.

16:17 Oh, we're on the same page.

16:19 I feel like we are right there.

16:20 I'd like to have that out of my colon as well.

16:22 Well, what I'm not even gonna talk about your colon and can

16:26 you uh tee up the next question for us, please, sir.

16:29 Which anything specific from your life?

16:31 Uh, see, stop doing this.

16:33 Frankie S here.

16:34 Uh, I didn't ask anything.

16:35 We were asked to provide questions and I provided a talk.

16:38 Okay.

16:38 So, does eating one hot dog really take 10 minutes away from your life?

16:41 Doesn't apply to you at all.

16:42 That one is me.

16:43 That one is 100% me.

16:44 Yeah.

16:45 10 minutes.

16:46 Well, they said I mean like Yeah.

16:47 Yeah.

16:47 How do you the the big medical big big doctor uh big doctor uh

16:55 these population studies cannot be translated

16:58 into statistics that simple that simplistically.

17:03 So when we say like oh in general nuts are healthy to eat.

17:07 Yes people love nuts people should enjoy nuts but the nut

17:11 is not going to make you live eight years longer.

17:13 Yeah.

17:14 So these are epidemiological studies that have been oversimplified.

17:18 So no, a hot dog does not shorten your life by 10 minutes.

17:21 Thank God.

17:22 But it but it could be a factor in it could

17:24 but it's an ultrarocessed meat which you should limit in your diet.

17:27 Well, what if you get like good deli hot dogs of July?

17:32 What?

17:32 Yeah.

17:32 Like what if it's like does the does the having it

17:35 with a beer or seven beers offset the damage [laughter] of the hot dog?

17:40 You sound like I had this.

17:41 This is sick.

17:42 I had a doctor come on my show and tell me

17:44 that a healthy diet can remove the negative impacts of smoking.

17:48 And he's like, "If you smoke,

17:50 you can live longer." He said that on my show to my face.

17:52 He's like, "Yo, if you just you ever want to just bang like

17:56 I wanted to hit my head against [laughter]

17:58 Okay.

17:58 Yeah.

17:59 I mean, that's why I couldn't believe you when

18:00 you're watching the when I'm watching the surrounded." I'm like,

18:02 "Dude, if this was me."

18:04 No, the smoking thing got me like hard.

18:05 It hit me in the heart.

18:06 I'm like, "You're you operated on people's

18:08 hearts and you think smoking makes people

18:09 live longer?" And he's just saying like if you eat healthy but you just

18:12 Yeah.

18:13 And he said the longest living people in the world smoke so we should all smoke.

18:15 And I'm like bro

18:16 what is with that by the way?

18:18 There's there's like old Italian women who live in the hills and they're

18:21 like oh I'm 109 and I have wine every day and I you know.

18:25 Well yeah she's the one that makes the video that goes viral

18:28 but her 99 friends that had the same lifestyle that didn't [laughter] live long.

18:31 No one's hearing their Tik Toks from the grave.

18:35 [laughter]

18:35 The one that died at 42.

18:37 Yeah.

18:37 Exactly.

18:38 That's why when like RFK goes, we got to make America healthy again.

18:40 I'm like, which time frame do you want to go back to?

18:43 Cuz in the 1900s, we lived to age 30.

18:46 So, yeah, exactly.

18:48 What are you looking for?

18:49 My ancestors lived.

18:50 And I'm like, they were 5'2.

18:52 Toub meant death.

18:54 He would visit you in that outfit to help your

18:56 to Yeah.

18:57 Diarrhea.

18:58 If you could die from diarrhea, I'd be dead 100 million times.

19:01 Worldwide, people are still dying of diarrhea.

19:03 Yeah.

19:03 It's a problem elsewhere.

19:04 We know this obviously as medical professionals.

19:06 I am now I'm going to hit you.

19:08 [laughter] No, like obviously we're big fans of hot dogs here

19:12 and we like to indulge every now and every year.

19:15 I'm not uh hyper optimist.

19:18 Enjoy a hot dog.

19:18 How much you like hot dogs?

19:20 I love hot dogs.

19:21 yeah, dude.

19:22 Sauerkraut.

19:22 Mustard.

19:23 Oh, you lost.

19:24 He hates mustard.

19:24 I hate mustard.

19:27 Yeah.

19:26 Love sauerkraut.

19:27 Love sauerkraut.

19:28 It just it tastes like just garbage to me.

19:31 He had an experience when he was younger and I think that like it just carried.

19:34 Oh yeah.

19:34 It shaped the rest of my life.

19:35 the experience.

19:36 I was like, "Feel free to say pass."

19:39 Oh, no.

19:39 No.

19:39 I'm [laughter] going to tell you.

19:42 If you ask me for a story, this could be wildly traumatic.

19:45 If you're [laughter] If you're asking for a story, you're getting it.

19:47 My father died in a mustard.

19:50 I was like young.

19:51 I was like five or six.

19:52 Cut open his tongue and there WAS MUSTARD SEEDS EVERYWHERE.

19:54 YES.

19:54 [laughter]

19:55 Mustard seeds in the age of like when you're a kid when like

19:57 you want you need to know exactly what you're eating all the time.

20:00 I was like five or six and someone gave me a bologn sandwich and I love bologna.

20:04 Oh, okay.

20:05 And I didn't realize that on the baloney sandwich was mustard.

20:09 So when I bit into it, the shock, it was so shocking to me.

20:12 And then since then, I've not had it.

20:14 I mean, we could pull back the fourth wall a little bit.

20:18 I've had mustard recently and like in the near like recent f like

20:23 the recent future.

20:24 [laughter]

20:24 The recent past.

20:25 The one that's coming soon.

20:26 The recent past.

20:26 And it's just like all right.

20:28 But like yellow mustard, I can't even I can't even stomach it.

20:32 So golden honey.

20:33 What's I've had like like like um

20:35 you wouldn't dip a Wendy's nugget in a honey mustard.

20:38 No, no, no, no.

20:39 Wow.

20:39 Honey mustard's crazy that you don't like that.

20:41 No, I can't.

20:41 Honey mustard's candy.

20:43 Yeah.

20:43 Uh but what's in it though?

20:45 Honey and mustard.

20:45 Exactly.

20:46 In the Wendy's one.

20:47 That's questionable.

20:48 Yeah.

20:48 Yeah.

20:48 I mean, we don't.

20:49 Guar gum.

20:50 They they go like never frozen meat, but you don't know what's in our honey.

20:53 [laughter] Yeah.

20:54 Yeah.

20:54 Yeah.

20:54 I I forgot what it was.

20:55 I think it was like a Starbucks drink or something one time

20:58 and they like put out this unicorn frappe or something like that

21:02 and literally one of the ingredients was pink.

21:07 Yeah.

21:06 And I was like, "How is that

21:09 legal to say just pink?" Pink.

21:11 I know it's pink.

21:12 Yeah.

21:12 Well, we just wanted to make sure we knew where you stood on on hot dogs.

21:15 I love hot dogs.

21:16 How often How many a year would you say on average you have?

21:19 And be honest.

21:20 [laughter] Cursing at the dog.

21:22 Sorry.

21:22 Sorry, Doc.

21:25 Wow.

21:25 I'll have

21:28 20 a year.

21:29 Dude, that's a good number.

21:30 20 a year.

21:31 [laughter]

21:32 HOT DOGS.

21:32 DAMN IT.

21:32 AND he's And

21:34 only because when I do indulge instead of hot dog, it's crazy.

21:39 I do three.

21:40 Yeah.

21:40 Yeah.

21:40 Yeah.

21:40 You have to.

21:41 If you're at the barbecue, right, and people are like, "I'm taking orders.

21:45 Hot dogs, hamburgers."

21:46 And are we counting three dogs?

21:48 Pigs in a blanket.

21:48 No, those one pigs in a blanket, doc, we're talking about hundreds now.

21:52 Yeah.

21:52 Yeah.

21:52 [laughter] Like this is crazy.

21:53 Yeah.

21:53 YEAH.

21:54 I'M ALREADY IN the hole.

21:56 The big places where I have them are at sporting events,

22:00 right?

21:59 Cuz I know Madison Square Garden, as you experts will know.

22:03 Right.

22:03 Right.

22:03 They have fancy foods now.

22:05 Yeah.

22:05 They do.

22:06 You can get like a filt of fish and sushi, weird stuff.

22:09 So when I go to a sports game, I get a hot dog.

22:12 Okay.

22:12 That's how I

22:13 not per se healthy food, but also

22:16 I'm at the game.

22:16 When in Rome,

22:17 life is not healthy,

22:18 right?

22:18 That's right.

22:19 I I

22:19 No one gets out alive.

22:20 all the good sword tongue quotes you got.

22:23 Thank you so much.

22:24 No one gets out alive.

22:24 No one gets out alive.

22:25 It's true.

22:25 Only two things in life are guaranteed.

22:27 Death, taxes.

22:29 Well, some people don't pay taxes.

22:30 Dad, looking at you.

22:32 Uh, [laughter] Dad, are you there?

22:34 Answer.

22:35 Answer me, Dad.

22:38 Um, so, but when you're at a barbecue, there's hamburgers and hot dogs.

22:43 What's the order there?

22:44 Do you go one in one?

22:45 I try and pick.

22:47 Oh, you

22:48 like I'll go either team hot dog or team cheeseburger.

22:50 Does it depend on who's making them?

22:52 No.

22:53 Oh,

22:52 I don't discriminate.

22:53 A hot dog's a hot dog.

22:55 Oh,

22:55 okay.

22:55 I I can't believe I'm saying this on camera.

22:57 I've never had a bad hot dog.

23:00 Yo, me neither.

23:01 I I mean, it's a hard one to mess up.

23:03 You can mess it up.

23:04 You ever had a Colombian hot dog?

23:05 Actually, you know what?

23:06 I have had a bad hot dog [laughter] now that I think about it.

23:10 Why?

23:10 Who made that, bro?

23:11 My dad when I was like a

23:12 dad made it.

23:13 Okay.

23:13 No, when I was like a teenager, my dad was like, "Oh,

23:15 we're going to a Colombian burger joint." And I don't know

23:18 if you've ever gone to like the Jackson Heights area of Queens.

23:21 It's like Little Colia.

23:23 Okay.

23:24 And

23:24 they gave me a hamburger, a cheeseburger,

23:26 and a hot dog that had like I I couldn't even tell you what was on it.

23:30 It was like It was wetter than like

23:31 if you would just taken it out from underwater.

23:34 The hot dog.

23:35 Yeah.

23:35 And it was bad.

23:35 I couldn't eat it.

23:36 I got sick from it.

23:37 It was that bad.

23:38 I think there was like raw ham on there at one point.

23:40 Oh, that's a weird choice.

23:41 Which like I love ham.

23:42 But that's not the hot dog's fault then.

23:44 It's the It's the person who cooked the ingredients.

23:46 It's the person who cooked it.

23:47 additional autramat.

23:49 Good word.

23:50 That's right.

23:51 What's What's our What's our next question before we keep going down the hot

23:53 Well, I have to say the worst hot dog I ever had, now that I think about it,

23:57 is in Russian culture, I came to America when I was six.

24:00 My parents would make me a hot dog.

24:02 Cheap food, protein, it would be called sisa.

24:07 Sasa.

24:08 Sasa.

24:09 Saska.

24:09 Sisa sisa.

24:11 She would boil it.

24:12 Oh, but a boiled hot dog is good as Oh, you got to grill those.

24:16 just wasn't great.

24:17 My dad would microwave them and put it on like eggs.

24:20 Like eggs.

24:21 Put it on uh and hot dogs.

24:23 Eggs and hot dogs.

24:23 That's what I would have as my immigrant meal.

24:25 That's what That's what I used to have as a young as a young lad, too.

24:28 What's your background?

24:29 Uh my father's Colombian, my mom is Greek and Egyptian.

24:32 Okay.

24:32 So, but my mom didn't

24:34 Which culture you think led that hot dog egg experiment?

24:37 The father.

24:39 [laughter]

24:39 Let's make that Let's make that abundantly clear.

24:42 My mom was like trying to like eat healthy

24:45 and like had fruit and stuff in the house.

24:47 Wow chips.

24:48 You remember those chips?

24:50 No.

24:50 You don't remember?

24:50 Do you remember Wow Chips?

24:52 Those like a healthy chips.

24:52 They were the ones They were like healthy corn chips,

24:54 but they were like they had something in them that made people their pants.

24:57 I don't know if my mom her pants, but

25:00 my dad was the one that'd be like, you know,

25:02 for breakfast here's a lollipop and eggs and hot dogs, which

25:06 nice.

25:06 Not upset about breakfast right there.

25:07 Good times.

25:08 Well, based on the new food pyramid or upside down food pyramid, that's right.

25:12 Yes.

25:12 Yes.

25:12 Yes.

25:12 My my uh my fiance has a masters in public health,

25:17 so I've gotten the whole the food pyramid is definitely a sore spot with

25:22 In what way?

25:22 What upsets her most?

25:24 Well, she's like just very she's like this is completely insane.

25:28 Like everything that they're doing like everything's upside down or whatever,

25:31 but um or like there should be like more veggies or something in there.

25:35 I forget the exact Well, all those things are right,

25:38 but the wildest thing is they're attacking the food

25:40 pyramid that we haven't used in like 20 years.

25:44 Yeah.

25:44 Can you imagine if I go and I start

25:46 factchecking from when they were plague doctors and being like,

25:48 I can't believe doctors did this stupid.

25:51 Yeah.

25:50 Well, yeah.

25:50 They didn't know.

25:51 They didn't have microscopes.

25:53 Yeah.

25:54 And the also that was another thing, too.

25:55 I feel like the food pyramid was just like something that was on the wall,

26:00 but no one talked about it.

26:02 Yeah.

26:01 I mean, we talked about it was 20 years ago.

26:03 So, we learned, we got better, and then they go, "Remember that thing they did?"

26:08 Yeah.

26:08 20 years ago.

26:09 We don't do that anymore.

26:10 We learned from it.

26:11 We got better.

26:13 So, what about the uh the plate?

26:15 Yeah.

26:15 The healthy plate.

26:15 The healthy plate.

26:16 Yeah.

26:16 That was the replacement for the food pyramid, right?

26:18 And it was a good plate.

26:19 Yeah.

26:19 Fruits, vegetables, beans.

26:21 Plate.

26:21 That's an easier way to kind of figure out like how you're supposed to eat.

26:24 But there were no hot dogs on this plate.

26:25 There was definitely not a hot dog.

26:27 Unfortunately, there were no hot dog.

26:28 I mean, can you imagine protein?

26:30 I'm sure if you have enough of that.

26:31 I mean, it's ultrarocessed meat and ultrarocessed meat,

26:34 if you consume enough of it, it does raise your risk of certain conditions.

26:37 I just I I want to say you're you're

26:38 throwing around the ultrarocessed like it's a bad thing.

26:41 Mhm.

26:41 Oh, it is.

26:42 I know.

26:42 Well, for your colon.

26:44 Listen, man.

26:46 My colon [laughter] health is in the past, my friend.

26:48 That ship is sailed.

26:49 That ship has sailed.

26:51 Okay,

26:51 what do we got next?

26:52 It

26:53 um considering that you were so curious about these things,

26:55 would you like to go to male nipples or piss?

26:56 What would you like to do?

26:57 Stop.

26:58 Can you stop this?

26:58 Just give us a question.

26:59 [laughter] Okay.

27:01 Not me, Frankie.

27:02 No.

27:03 I often hold my pee to the point my stomach hurts.

27:05 Why does it make my stomach hurt?

27:06 Okay, that was fair.

27:07 You're using I You can't hide.

27:09 That's fair.

27:10 That is fair.

27:11 Why do you do that?

27:11 Why do you hold it?

27:13 I'm on a long car ride or

27:14 Oh, I thought you were doing like a fun game.

27:16 I mean, sometimes I like to I've said this before.

27:18 Sometimes I like to like

27:21 wait until like I have like I'm about to piss to go pee,

27:23 which I've been told is probably a bad thing to do.

27:26 I feel like you can feel that.

27:29 You can feel that's bad.

27:31 Yeah.

27:32 Yeah.

27:32 Yeah.

27:32 But but I don't

27:34 Mhm.

27:34 What was even the question?

27:36 I don't It's his I don't know.

27:37 What [laughter] was the question?

27:38 Why am I holding?

27:38 So if if like if someone were to hold in like their piss,

27:42 why does their stomach start to hurt?

27:44 Um related nerves in the same area,

27:47 but really it's it's lower abdominal super pubic discomfort that you're having.

27:54 Super.

27:53 Don't talk ABOUT DON'T TALK ABOUT SUPER [laughter] CRAZY.

27:56 SUPRA.

27:58 ABOVE.

27:59 SUPRA.

28:00 SUPRA.

28:00 You don't have A SUPER PUBIC HAIR.

28:02 [laughter]

28:02 TALKING ABOUT MY SUPER PUBES.

28:05 You don't know about my pup.

28:06 Super's nuts.

28:07 Let's go regular.

28:09 Average pubic area.

28:09 [laughter]

28:11 So, it's just like discomfort in the area is going to affect everything.

28:14 Yeah.

28:15 And the longer urine sits in the bladder,

28:18 the more static it is, meaning it's not moving around,

28:20 the more likely it is to develop a stone,

28:22 the more likely to develop an infection.

28:24 So, you want to keep things moving.

28:25 All right.

28:26 Before we get to the rest of this episode, we do have some sponsors.

28:29 The first one being Kachava.

28:30 Okay, Kacava.

28:32 I It provides clean nutrition to fuel wherever your day takes you.

28:36 No filters, no nonsense, no artificial flavors,

28:39 colors, or sweeteners, or anything.

28:41 And I am a big fan of Kachava.

28:43 I've been drinking this for I couldn't tell you how long.

28:47 And now they're showing up as a sponsor on the show.

28:48 So, it's amazing.

28:49 Um, but I love their chocolate.

28:52 Uh just two scoops uh two scoops provide 25 grams of protein,

28:57 six grams of fiber, greens, adapt adaptogens, uh and so much more.

29:02 And they come in great flavors.

29:04 Uh the chocolate is my favorite.

29:06 It just it tastes like a chocolate milkshake basically.

29:09 Um and uh there's vanilla, there's chai,

29:11 there's matcha, there's coconut acai and strawberry.

29:14 Um but they're great and you can try it risk- free with their love it guarantee.

29:19 Um but they have amazing reviews.

29:20 I guarantee you guys are going to love it.

29:22 So, uh, but yeah, they have en they have stuff to support energy,

29:26 uh, stuff to support digestion.

29:29 Um, they can you can nourish

29:30 your immune system with vitamin C, zinc, probiotics.

29:33 There's a lot of good stuff in in this.

29:35 So, uh, definitely go check out Kachava.

29:37 Stick with your wellness goals and go to kachava.com

29:39 and use the code basement for 15% off.

29:42 That is spelled kacava.com and the code is basement.

29:48 Okay?

29:48 Okay.

29:49 So, go to kachava.com and use that code basement.

29:51 You will save 15% off.

29:53 Give it a try.

29:54 I would suggest doing the chocolate one.

29:56 That's my favorite.

29:56 So, tell me that one's bad.

29:58 Uh, and uh, yeah, enjoy that.

30:00 Um, and we also have BetterHel.

30:03 This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp, which is online therapy.

30:06 And, uh, yeah, with BetterHelp,

30:08 you can get help in just under 48

30:09 hours if you're looking to talk to a therapist.

30:12 I have been in therapy myself for many years and I

30:14 think that is very helpful for anybody across the board,

30:17 not just for people that are going through something traumatic,

30:19 but it's very helpful just it's like going to the gym for your brain.

30:22 That's what a lot of people describe it as.

30:24 I would I would agree.

30:25 And yeah, so it's a lot of uh it's it's just it helps a lot.

30:29 So definitely go check out BetterHelp.

30:31 Uh it is helping a lot of people worldwide.

30:34 And um yeah, and you can go to betterhelp.com/basemanyard

30:39 and you will save 10% off of your first month.

30:42 That is betterhelp.com/bmanyard uh to save 10% off of your first month.

30:48 So go check that out.

30:50 And uh yeah, now back to the show.

30:52 I think there was another urine related question in there.

30:55 Oh, you're in trouble, man.

30:57 Yeah, I think Well, I think if I remember, I'll ask it.

31:00 Um

31:01 Oh, you because I

31:02 This one is yours.

31:04 I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you.

31:06 Most of them are mine.

31:07 Yeah.

31:08 [laughter]

31:09 Most of them are mine.

31:10 Um but like we've seen examples of people drinking urine.

31:14 You have like Bear Grills.

31:16 He likes to drink it.

31:17 You know, I don't know why.

31:18 Out of necessity.

31:19 Yeah.

31:19 It's not.

31:19 And apparently it's got a Wait, it doesn't

31:23 No,

31:22 it doesn't hydrate you at all.

31:23 No.

31:24 Oh, well that completely

31:25 dehydrates you worse.

31:26 That completely ruins my qu because it's all the toxins

31:28 that you're getting out of your body that you're reingesting.

31:30 No toxins.

31:31 Thank you.

31:32 Thank god.

31:32 I mean the general concept, right?

31:35 Nope.

31:34 It's waste but not toxins.

31:38 So what is the argument?

31:39 He's saying it does

31:41 Yeah.

31:41 And it just does it.

31:42 And you're saying it dehydrates you.

31:43 It's not dehydrates you.

31:44 It does not hydrate you.

31:46 It's not a It's not a replacement for drinking water.

31:49 And then there's people that think like it

31:51 gives them some sort of nutrient that they're missing.

31:53 They're like, "Oh, it has electrolytes." I'm like, "So do food."

31:58 Yeah.

31:57 So do if you really love electrolytes, take the supplement.

32:00 Yeah.

32:00 Yeah.

32:01 You don't need to drink the urine.

32:02 Look in the camera and tell Bear Girls he's an idiot.

32:05 [laughter]

32:05 I did a whole reaction video to his thing calling him out.

32:08 So, I feel bad.

32:09 And he does things that I can never do, so I can't call him an idiot.

32:12 Of course, dude.

32:13 Probably like drink his pit.

32:14 And him and my dog share the same name.

32:16 So,

32:18 well,

32:17 you want to hear something crazy?

32:18 His name's not Bear.

32:20 No way.

32:20 No duh.

32:21 It's like Arnold.

32:22 Look up bear girl's name.

32:23 If my name to be fair, if my name was Arnold, I'm changing it to Bear.

32:26 I mean, if you're a guy that goes out and like lives with bears,

32:28 I think you can call yourself.

32:29 I don't think he lives with bears.

32:31 Well, you know, he's like around him.

32:32 He does wild stuff.

32:34 He does do crazy stuff.

32:34 I can't sit here.

32:35 We I'm watching through Alone.

32:36 Have you ever seen that show?

32:38 Uh, yes.

32:38 It's a good show.

32:39 I think we didn't we react to that, too.

32:41 Man, we do a lot of reaction at [laughter] all.

32:43 Um,

32:44 naked and afraid alone.

32:45 Naked and afraid is crazy.

32:46 Yeah, that's I don't know how people do that because

32:49 I would be afraid of being naked and then afraid of Yeah.

32:53 Yeah.

32:53 The bugs.

32:54 Forget the bugs.

32:55 That's why people like it's natural.

32:57 Like bugs are natural.

32:58 They'll eat your super pubic area.

33:01 Thank you so much.

33:01 I [laughter] appreciate you referencing my super pub.

33:03 His name was [clears throat] Edward.

33:05 Edward.

33:05 I said was.

33:06 I didn't mean that.

33:06 Yeah.

33:07 Yeah, he's alive.

33:08 Well, he changed it.

33:08 Yeah, that's true.

33:09 Well, did he illegally change

33:10 Edward Michael?

33:11 Edward Michael

33:13 Grills.

33:12 Wait, is Guy Fury's real name Guy?

33:15 I actually think so.

33:16 I think that is a real name.

33:18 That's cool.

33:18 Imagine it was Edward.

33:19 Imagine just getting a baby and being like

33:21 I mean like I've delivered babies.

33:22 If I walked in, I said, "You delivered babies?"

33:25 Yeah.

33:25 Dude, that's crazy.

33:25 And I bring the baby and I say, "What's the baby's name?" They go bear.

33:28 I'd go question.

33:30 Yeah.

33:30 No.

33:30 You'd be [laughter] like,

33:31 "This is pretty sick." What's the coolest baby name that you've helped?

33:34 I don't know.

33:34 They're They're not cool.

33:35 Come on.

33:36 They're standard.

33:36 They're standard.

33:37 Their names.

33:38 You hear them, you forget them.

33:39 Frank, Mike, Jo.

33:40 And that's patient privacy.

33:41 I can't tell you that.

33:42 I mean, you have the break hippo right now.

33:45 Yeah.

33:45 This guy, he got me, honestly.

33:46 Yeah.

33:46 You're done.

33:46 You got me.

33:47 I don't want to get So, you've you've delivered babies as well.

33:49 Uh, I think I delivered 38 babies to keep a log during residency.

33:53 Do you think have any of those babies like gotten

33:55 old to the point where they're just like, "You delivered me.

33:57 I love Yeah, they're my patients though.

33:59 Family medicine baby.

34:00 It's beautiful.

34:00 That's right.

34:01 Deliver the baby, take care of the baby,

34:03 take care of the grandparents of the baby, everybody.

34:05 That is such an insane thing.

34:07 It's an amazing job.

34:08 That's such a crazy.

34:09 And they're just like, "Yo,

34:10 and one of the lowest paying specialties, which we should change." Yeah.

34:13 What the Doctors.

34:15 It's the doctors that are withholding [laughter] it.

34:17 It's the hospital.

34:18 That's right.

34:19 It's the privately owned hospitals that are to blame.

34:22 Let's blame someone right now.

34:23 Let's blame [laughter] Bear Grills who grills.

34:26 He's to blame.

34:27 Um, but my question was going to be and and I guess you're not going

34:29 to be able to answer this because you've

34:31 already debunked that the urine is good to drink.

34:34 I was gonna ask that

34:37 if you were a Can I throw something in real quick?

34:40 Of course.

34:40 A famous celebrity the other day messaged me asking me if I

34:44 she should drink her own urine because her friend was doing it.

34:48 Can I blow up her spot?

34:49 I I would love to break HIPPA right now.

34:51 Yeah.

34:51 Well, no, it wasn't if it was

34:53 it wasn't an official patient consultation.

34:54 I love that.

34:55 I mean, I don't want you to call them out, but this is an exclusive.

34:58 First time saying this on air.

35:00 Mariah Carey,

35:01 Kristen Bell, I can't believe.

35:03 Oh, you really consider drinking urine?

35:06 That is insane.

35:07 Can't drink Can't drink piss.

35:09 You said no.

35:10 I said no.

35:10 I I I did it respectfully, of course.

35:12 But then it turned out one of her castmates on her show was actually

35:17 tricking her into thinking she was drinking

35:19 urine by creating drinks that look like urine.

35:23 So much so that she reached out to me.

35:26 That's a great prank.

35:27 That's a really good prank that one of us going to try.

35:30 Yeah, very close.

35:31 Well, it got her so much that she's like, "Let me

35:34 let me ask this doctor." I know [laughter] on social media.

35:38 That is honestly that's that's a level of pranking that like

35:40 it just gets into their psyche and they're just like,

35:42 "I kind of need to do Well, it puts life into perspective for me

35:45 because she could reach out at her disposal,

35:48 Ivy League physicians, all these people that run departments.

35:51 She goes, "No, let me ask the YouTube dude." That's nice.

35:54 So, like that's where I fall in.

35:55 You're probably more trusted than most like medical professionals.

35:59 I would hope so.

36:00 You have the most I mean, I don't know, but I feel like the access that you have

36:04 through social media is like that's what makes that true.

36:08 I think people are like, "I'm gonna ask." Well, I also aim to be as transparent

36:11 as possible so people know why I'm recommending things.

36:14 Yeah.

36:14 As opposed to just being like the doctor you had that was like, "Screw you.

36:19 Sorry.

36:19 Screw you."

36:20 That was me.

36:20 Yeah.

36:20 I was getting screwed by the doctor.

36:23 Yeah.

36:23 Well, [laughter] that's breaking HIPPA for sure.

36:26 Uh, can't have that.

36:27 Now I know where the infection came from.

36:29 [laughter] Um, but also I just want to like just give

36:33 you like the like you you still work in a hospital.

36:37 Oh yeah.

36:38 Half the week is hospital life, which is training residents.

36:41 So when they see patients, they need to present the patient to me.

36:44 If they need help with a procedure, it's complicated.

36:46 I'll go in with them.

36:47 And then I also see my own patients.

36:51 And any of your patients have ever been like, "Wait a second."

36:53 All the time.

36:55 Really?

36:54 Yeah.

36:55 It it happens now more than ever because YouTube is so prevalent.

36:58 Yeah.

36:58 Yeah.

36:58 Yeah.

36:59 But uh it's only been a positive largely.

37:02 That's good.

37:03 Yeah.

37:03 I went to the hospital once and uh it

37:06 was that same a hospital visit and they said

37:09 like listen we need to treat you for possible

37:11 sepsis we need you to undress and I was

37:13 this is mult you've been septic multiple times my guy what are you doing

37:18 that's why I'm talking hot dogs don't

37:19 mean a thing to me [laughter] multiple times

37:24 possible are you immuno compromised

37:25 oh yeah

37:26 oh [laughter]

37:29 um

37:29 I got it all no I don't not at all

37:31 he's going for the [laughter] But like they said

37:34 like we need to you need to like get

37:36 in the in the gown the robe and I was

37:39 in such bad situation that they were like do you want help?

37:42 Yeah.

37:43 Getting undressed.

37:43 And I was like sure and they got me

37:46 in the robe and the guy goes by the way huge fan.

37:50 And then he walked out the room.

37:51 I was like yo this guy just saw my infected

37:54 wiener like body don't do that.

37:56 No

37:56 weini's not infected.

37:57 That's I mean you were leading us right there.

37:59 I mean, I feel like me is an infected individual.

38:03 That's what I meant to say.

38:04 In fact, people do

38:05 a fan at weird times.

38:07 I've gotten complimented before on my content at the urinal.

38:11 Oh, I mean crazy play.

38:12 I bet that's happened to me.

38:13 I was going to say if anything that's normal

38:16 is

38:15 or a guy being like like your stuff.

38:17 [laughter]

38:18 I like your work.

38:20 Ton of ton of followers.

38:21 Huh.

38:24 A doctor sore my uh penis recently.

38:26 So, I was But that didn't happen to me.

38:28 Yeah.

38:29 So, he wasn't like saw my penis was like

38:31 big fan because that would have mortified [laughter] me.

38:33 I'd be like, "All right." Well, pre penis conversation.

38:36 Feel free to pass.

38:37 What was the feedback?

38:39 Bad penis.

38:40 You said bad penis.

38:42 He looked at me, he went, [laughter] he went, "OH MY GOD." AND THEN HE JUST NO,

38:49 I WENT to the dermatologist and uh he just got like a quick like a Okay.

38:54 Yeah.

38:54 And he said everything was all good.

38:56 Good.

38:56 good.

38:56 But I don't know if he was talking about, [laughter] you know,

38:59 sick.

38:59 Was he saying about the news cycle or Yeah.

39:01 Yeah.

39:02 Everything's all good out there.

39:03 Uh in here though, kind of rough.

39:05 [laughter] Yeah.

39:07 I don't know how it was how how uh you know,

39:09 it it also wasn't my best uh it wasn't a good time.

39:12 I wasn't expecting it to happen.

39:14 Bad bad dick day is what he's referencing.

39:16 And it was you know, it's a doctor's office.

39:17 It's cold.

39:18 The lights, you know, the lights.

39:21 I don't know how that

39:21 Whatever you need to say.

39:23 Yeah.

39:23 [laughter] I'm glad someone is calling him out on his nonsense.

39:26 I'm saying whatever.

39:27 I appreciate it because normally it's just me

39:28 having to call him out on his nonsense.

39:30 I try not to use words like good or bad.

39:33 I try and describe what I'm looking at.

39:35 Great.

39:35 Awesome.

39:36 No, those are also not great [laughter] words.

39:39 Everything looks normal.

39:41 Everything looks normal.

39:42 But isn't normal sub isn't normal subjective?

39:45 It's actually objective.

39:48 [laughter]

39:49 Oh, in the medical sense.

39:50 Well, that's what I'm here for.

39:53 Grammar.

39:53 um like anything.

39:54 So, we have the subjective portion of the exam,

39:57 which is you tell me everything that's going on.

39:58 Yeah.

39:59 So, you telling me it's normal is subjective.

40:01 Me looking at it and writing that it's normal, that's objective.

40:04 That's objective.

40:04 Yes.

40:05 Don't cut [clears throat] them off.

40:06 I don't know what's [laughter] going on.

40:09 Yes.

40:09 Yes.

40:10 Yes.

40:10 Yes.

40:10 Yes.

40:10 Absolutely.

40:12 out of here, dude.

40:13 No, but I I get what you're saying like normal in the sense

40:14 of like what the body should be doing in this situation is normal.

40:19 Sure.

40:18 Don't share me.

40:19 Just [laughter] give me You got You got nothing.

40:22 Two thumbs up.

40:24 [laughter] You got it, Frankie.

40:25 You You walked us there.

40:27 What else we got over there?

40:28 Uh, I just want to make a note here that the Bear Grills drinking uh

40:31 like Frankie curious about drinking his own pee

40:32 is not on here on the official list.

40:34 Oh, you know, I did send that over.

40:37 It must [laughter] have been

40:38 Oh, maybe I deleted that question when

40:40 it got scrubbed.

40:41 It got scrubbed because what I was going to ask is

40:42 if you if it's sterile and you can drink it in theory,

40:46 can you age it like wine and it would be tastier?

40:49 Oh,

40:49 that sounds so horrific.

40:50 I'm going to throw up.

40:51 I wouldn't do it.

40:52 I'm just asking.

40:53 I would put that beneath raw milk.

40:55 Aged urine.

40:56 Oh, that's a good question.

40:57 So, would are you more likely to drink raw milk or or 10-day old piss?

41:02 [sighs] I want pass.

41:04 [laughter]

41:05 Did you ever think you'd be sitting in this room

41:07 right now answering these questions when you went through medical school?

41:10 We're going to get a long email of cuts later.

41:12 [laughter] Why?

41:16 Hey guys, remember that hypothetic?

41:17 [laughter]

41:18 It's a raw milk.

41:22 The the the raw milk thing I think is so interesting.

41:24 Why do you think they're almost allowed to sell it?

41:28 I guess

41:30 um they're not in some places,

41:32 but then they say it's for animal consumption and not for humans,

41:35 and they bypass the rules

41:37 much in the way that they sell peptides these days.

41:39 I'm sure you guys have heard of peptides.

41:40 Yeah, of course.

41:41 They're not really allowed to sell peptides,

41:42 but they sell them for research purposes only.

41:46 So, it's just these loopholes.

41:47 It's a loophole, I think.

41:49 Don't Isn't like women's breast milk the same way?

41:52 Like,

41:55 what?

41:55 [laughter] I'm cutting that out of the episode

42:01 [laughter] and just replaying it a thousand times.

42:06 I heard that it's like legally you can't sell women's breast milk,

42:11 [laughter] but like there's a market for

42:14 a tough day at work for there's a market for them.

42:17 I sat surrounded by 20 antiaxers and it

42:20 wasn't [laughter] as tough as this conversation.

42:26 It's getting hot.

42:27 I'M TAKING [laughter] LOOK AT YOU.

42:29 You're dress BDSM.

42:31 Taking that.

42:32 You're wearing three dresses.

42:33 [laughter] Take your your leather skirt off your neck.

42:36 I think you'll you'll cool off.

42:37 These are the deleted seeds from the Kid Rock RFK video right [laughter] there.

42:41 Oh my god.

42:42 We just talked about that.

42:43 That was crazy.

42:43 First of all,

42:44 cold plunging jeans.

42:46 Come on.

42:47 Yeah, that is

42:47 that is something going on with his legs.

42:50 Like you your scarred up legs or something.

42:52 My legs.

42:52 I do.

42:52 My legs are most mostly scars.

42:55 Decpsis.

42:55 No, [snorts] no, no, no.

42:56 That was [laughter] that was elsewhere, baby.

42:59 No, no, no.

42:59 I I one time on an episode said that like I had to get

43:03 my leg like shaved or or something and I saw like I was like,

43:08 "Oh my god, I have so many scars on my leg

43:10 from what?" Just like like hitting it against, you know, like sports.

43:14 Hitting it against something and like it just heals and

43:17 you did like a kickboxing thing.

43:18 I never did kickboxing, believe it or not.

43:20 This is not even true.

43:21 [laughter] So I don't even know.

43:22 Yeah.

43:22 What sport?

43:23 Soccer.

43:23 Uh I played football.

43:24 I played baseball.

43:25 You keep saying sports that don't require hitting your legs.

43:28 So I'm [laughter] curious where the injury

43:30 football because he said it when he was younger.

43:32 Were you a kicker?

43:33 Football.

43:33 No, but like when you get like turf burn that can leave scarring.

43:37 When you like when you people are like

43:38 your legs aren't mostly scars.

43:40 What are you justifying?

43:41 I am referencing I one time had my my knee got cut open by an axe.

43:45 That happened that left scars.

43:48 I got surgery.

43:49 No, that was another one.

43:52 Yeah.

43:52 I don't like how this episode is being targeted at me.

43:54 I just got to say

43:55 you're pulling the reinss here, buddy.

43:57 [laughter] You got any other questions that feel like they're not from Frank?

44:00 I know that answer is no, but um feel like they're not from Frank.

44:04 Uh yeah, sure.

44:07 Is a What is more useless, an appendix or male nipples?

44:12 And if you suck male nipples long enough, will they lactate?

44:15 Okay, I did write the first half of the question.

44:17 I don't know where that second half come came from.

44:20 Me neither.

44:21 Yeah.

44:21 [laughter] Well, we were on breast milk.

44:24 We were on breast milk.

44:24 The appendix.

44:25 What is it?

44:26 I'm glad that's where you went first.

44:27 No, no, yeah.

44:27 Yeah.

44:28 [laughter] I'm trying to save this episode.

44:29 You're warming me up to it.

44:32 We'll get to the other stuff first.

44:34 You got you got to foreplay the nipples a [laughter] little bit.

44:36 The appendix though, we can pull that right out.

44:37 The gallbladder, I think, is another one you can just pull out.

44:39 We're good.

44:40 Yeah, they they have utility, but they you can live without.

44:44 You can live with one kidney,

44:48 right?

44:47 But you prefer to have two.

44:49 It's nice to have a backup,

44:50 but an appendix.

44:51 An appendix.

44:52 What does it actually do?

44:55 Yeah,

44:54 it functions as part of your immune system when you're young.

44:59 It also is a home for the microbiome,

45:02 some of the bacteria that naturally colonize your intestine.

45:05 So, it does have some uses, but you can live without it.

45:08 So, like at a certain point, you said when you were young,

45:10 so at a certain point, does it kind of like stop pulling it?

45:13 It's not a a life sustaining organ.

45:15 Retired.

45:16 Can't live w without I I guess you

45:18 could live without both kidneys because you get diialysis.

45:20 Can't live without a full liver.

45:21 Can't live without a full heart.

45:22 Can't live without a brain.

45:24 I'm curious.

45:25 You have to answer when I count to three.

45:28 Oh man.

45:29 Most important organ in the body that you believe.

45:32 One, two, three.

45:36 Skin.

45:36 [laughter] Or brain.

45:40 I was thinking one of you would say heart, one of you would say brain.

45:42 I would say that's beautiful.

45:43 [laughter] But you went skin.

45:46 Well, you thinking what's the biggest organ?

45:48 That question.

45:49 No, no, no.

45:49 I mean, like everything is held together by your skin.

45:52 That's fair.

45:52 It's probably held together by your fascia, but

45:55 Oh, fascia.

45:56 Yeah.

45:57 The the the organ that is least talked about.

46:00 What is the fascia?

46:01 It's everywhere.

46:02 It holds you together.

46:03 Like if you ever done a dissection in anatomy lab,

46:05 you'll see that there's a lot of weird connective tissue.

46:07 Like, what is that?

46:08 That's fascia.

46:08 Ah, of the plantar variety.

46:11 Of the full body variety.

46:13 Plantar fascia fasciitis.

46:15 [laughter] Um, a brain.

46:17 My my actual answer was brain.

46:19 I forget that I said skin.

46:20 Okay.

46:20 Yeah.

46:21 So, why brain?

46:22 Uh, controls everything.

46:24 Why heart?

46:25 I mean, if it stops, we're done.

46:27 But you can live with an artificial heart.

46:29 Can't live with an artificial brain.

46:30 What's an article?

46:31 How long can you live with artificial heart?

46:33 What is an artificial heart?

46:34 This is This is you.

46:36 [laughter] I'm not I'm not helping this.

46:38 You're in the hot seat.

46:39 Uh, I don't know.

46:40 I'm not a full life,

46:42 sadly.

46:42 But you we're getting there.

46:43 Longer longer than you can with without an artificial like

46:46 you can't live without an artificial brain for a second.

46:48 Well, uh, if you give someone No, you can't.

46:52 So, I'm right.

46:55 Yeah.

46:54 What was it?

46:54 Brain.

46:55 I'm on a roll.

46:56 Do I think brain is more important.

46:59 You could have brain death and still have heart

47:03 and lung function by having a ventilator keep you alive.

47:07 However, if you lose a full brain,

47:10 you lose the ability to even have the heart pump.

47:13 So, I always remember the story like learning

47:15 about it in psychology of like Phineas Gage.

47:18 And I thought that was like crazy because you hear about like

47:21 any sort of like trauma to the brain.

47:22 You think like as a kid it's just like oh it's instant

47:24 and this guy got a like whole rod through his head and continued to live.

47:29 Do you do you think there's any part of the body organ or just

47:32 whatever part that eventually we'll be born without like we're just not using?

47:36 Oh man.

47:36 See, this is a great question.

47:39 I'm not smart enough to answer that question.

47:40 Fair enough.

47:41 We got him with one.

47:43 [laughter]

47:43 We got him with one.

47:44 I wrote that one.

47:45 We got him with one.

47:46 He's just not going to say something that he doesn't know for sure.

47:48 No, of [laughter] course.

47:49 Well, this is why this is why you're trusted is because in that situation,

47:52 what's going to happen with our mouths?

47:54 Because our mouths are getting smaller.

47:56 Is that true?

47:57 Well, that's why all everyone's mers are impacted now.

48:00 What about like my

48:01 But I'm not a dentist, so I'm speaking outside of What about my pinky toe?

48:04 What about it?

48:04 That's a good balance point.

48:06 Oh, your pinky toe though.

48:08 Pinky and uh big toe.

48:11 Yeah, but like mine is like sideways now.

48:14 You never saw Heartbreak Kid?

48:15 I did see Heartbreak Kid.

48:17 Remember he was telling her the lie about hanging out

48:18 with a guy at golf and he only had the outer toes?

48:22 I don't remember that.

48:22 Well,

48:23 I like movies.

48:24 He only had the outside.

48:25 Yeah, he he's like it allowed him to maintain the swing.

48:28 Can we play the clip so I don't look like a [laughter]

48:31 No, it's fine.

48:31 NO, FINALLY.

48:32 YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT for once.

48:34 It was a good movie.

48:35 Underrated.

48:36 First movie I ever got kicked out of.

48:39 What?

48:39 Heartbreak Kid.

48:40 Stop.

48:40 [laughter] No.

48:41 Heartbreak Kid.

48:42 I tried to go watch Heartbreak Kid

48:43 with my like high school girlfriend and they were like,

48:46 "You're not watching this." And they kicked me out because

48:49 I was 13.

48:51 Oh, so you tried to sneak in?

48:54 Oh, yeah.

48:54 You ever sneak into that movie?

48:56 You ever break the law, doc?

48:58 Did I ever sneak into You would you consider yourself a bad boy criminal?

49:02 I've definitely been over the speed limit by a couple of miles an hour.

49:07 Yeah.

49:06 So, I gotta admit to that.

49:08 I've seen the cars.

49:09 Yeah, [laughter] I would too to be honest.

49:13 Uh, did I ever sneak into a movie theater?

49:15 I feel like I must have overstayed and watched two movies.

49:19 Yeah, that's a big I did one of those things.

49:21 We got to hide a little fifth grade or something.

49:22 I don't think I even hit it was just like

49:24 middle of the day and they're like, "No one's here.

49:26 We don't care."

49:26 Yeah, exactly.

49:27 I'm gonna ask you a series of questions.

49:29 That's what a podcast is.

49:30 Go ahead.

49:31 I thought

49:32 these are two different answers.

49:34 What's your favorite movie of all time?

49:36 And what's the best movie of all time?

49:39 My favorite movie of all time is not one people love.

49:42 That's okay.

49:42 Mine, too.

49:43 Man on Fire.

49:44 That's a good movie.

49:45 Oh, okay.

49:45 That's good.

49:45 I think it's so underrated.

49:48 Denzel.

49:48 Oh, yeah.

49:49 Dakota Fanning.

49:51 A lot of celebrity appearances.

49:52 Mark Anthony.

49:54 Um, music is phenomenal.

49:56 Story is great.

49:57 I need to watch

49:58 Scott directing.

49:59 I mean, it was good stuff.

50:00 What was your answer?

50:02 The mask.

50:03 Oh my god.

50:04 You know that.

50:04 I'm not a Jim Carrey fan.

50:06 Oh, why?

50:06 What happened?

50:07 I don't know.

50:07 I just

50:08 You said that with like hate in your heart.

50:10 No.

50:10 No.

50:10 When I came to America,

50:11 like he was really popular and I was just like, "Ah, it was okay."

50:14 Oh, okay.

50:15 Brutus Almighty was okay.

50:18 Liar Liar was kind of cool.

50:20 He loves The Mask and I watched it in within the last two years and it sucks.

50:25 It doesn't It is so good.

50:27 It doesn't hold.

50:27 It is so good.

50:28 All right.

50:28 Now, but what if you were in like a, you know,

50:31 like barroom conversation with your buddies,

50:34 what do you think would you argue is the best movie of all time?

50:37 [snorts] It's so hard to pick one.

50:39 Like, I have a list,

50:40 but [sighs] I really I I find myself coming back to Goodwill Hunting a lot.

50:47 Really?

50:47 Just watched that recently again.

50:48 So good.

50:49 Like Shaw Shank.

50:51 Shank.

50:51 Good Fellas.

50:52 That level.

50:52 Good Fellas.

50:52 I I've rewatched a million times.

50:54 Hell yeah.

50:55 I'm like almost sick of it now.

50:56 Yeah.

50:56 But you know what's sick?

50:57 If it's still on, I still

50:59 Hell yeah.

51:00 You the hoof.

51:01 The hoof.

51:02 You cut the hoof.

51:03 [laughter]

51:04 What about What about uh I remember I I I had knee surgery and I remember

51:09 waking up and it was like a party in there with like music and like that.

51:12 You woke up during your surgery?

51:14 Yeah.

51:14 Oh, wow.

51:14 Yeah.

51:14 Yeah.

51:14 Yeah.

51:15 I was uh Did you leave a bad Yelp review for that one?

51:18 Yeah.

51:18 [laughter] The attacks on me today,

51:20 I'm just going to throw this out there, are out of control.

51:23 Uh no, no, no.

51:24 I asked

51:24 I mean I would if I wake up mid surgery I'm writing a negative

51:27 I asked it was so it was high school sports I my knee was destroyed

51:31 and they said like hey you can wake up during

51:33 the surgery if you want we'll give you an epidural

51:35 they offer that?

51:36 Yeah.

51:36 Oh wow.

51:37 And I was like it was paid for by the freaking like public school system.

51:41 So I was just like it.

51:42 Yeah.

51:43 Okay whatever.

51:43 So you woke up controlled pain free.

51:45 Yes.

51:46 Yes.

51:46 Yes.

51:46 Yes.

51:46 Yes.

51:46 I woke up and there was like Cold Play was going and people were like Yeah.

51:50 Surgeons jam.

51:51 What's your jam music?

51:52 I know you're not a surgeon.

51:53 I know you're not a a surgeon.

51:55 I'm saying like what is your jam?

51:56 White noise.

51:56 We We play white noise so other patients

51:58 in the other rooms can't hear the conversation.

52:00 Asking you what your jam music is, dog.

52:03 Um I don't know.

52:04 Like top 50 stuff.

52:06 Nothing.

52:06 Nothing special.

52:07 Eminem.

52:08 I just listened to Killshot this morning.

52:09 I don't know why.

52:11 That what?

52:11 It It hit my TikTok feed.

52:13 Killshot?

52:14 Yeah.

52:14 That is crazy.

52:16 Okay.

52:17 No, I was just like that long ago.

52:18 It was like five years ago.

52:20 Does it?

52:21 You're making it sound like Killshot came out in the 70s and I'm like,

52:23 "No, I just love First of all, if I said Beatles,

52:27 you'd give me props." But I said Killshot, you go that long ago.

52:30 Well, no, not not the length.

52:32 It was the the song is feels so like a top 50 song like that.

52:36 Like he loves like Pitbull or Flow Rider.

52:39 My dad likes Pitbull.

52:41 Your dad likes Pitbull?

52:42 We're learning about this guy in real time.

52:44 [laughter]

52:45 Wow.

52:45 Yeah.

52:45 It's It sucks for your dad, by the way.

52:47 It happens.

52:48 Joey loves to point out people's lack of, you know, current music.

52:52 Well, who do you guys like?

52:53 No.

52:53 So, Joey's gonna listen to like he'll be like at a certain

52:56 Kendrick Drake.

52:57 Who which team are you on?

52:59 One, two, three.

52:59 One, two, three.

53:01 I was [laughter] one I don't know enough about it.

53:07 I will say though that like of the music I've heard,

53:09 I like more Kendrick Lamar stuff than I do Drake stuff.

53:11 Who's hotter, Matt Damon or Brad Pit?

53:13 One, two, three.

53:14 Matt Damon.

53:14 What are we talking about?

53:16 Hotter.

53:16 I mean, you like Matt Damon over him?

53:18 I don't know.

53:18 I think Matt Damon, Brad Pit, there's some stuff.

53:20 I just watched a He's hot.

53:22 What are we gonna do?

53:23 I mean, that's I'm not excusing whatever.

53:25 I don't even know what you're talking about.

53:26 You know what's funny?

53:27 You guys didn't even catch that I reference Heartbreak Kid again.

53:31 Why do you

53:31 I haven't seen [laughter] it.

53:33 You think we're going to remember Heartbreak Kid that well?

53:36 I remember like three scenes from this whole

53:37 episode is Heartbreak Kid and sepsis over here.

53:40 [laughter] I brought it up once.

53:43 Oh man.

53:44 What else we got on the docket?

53:45 Um, I have a question.

53:46 With the craze of, you know, like all these medical shows,

53:49 like which one would you say is the most accurate?

53:51 The Pit all day.

53:52 The Pit is so good.

53:53 10 out of 10.

53:54 I heard it's just

53:55 limited notes.

53:56 I have one note.

53:57 I wish they did chest compressions a little better.

53:59 How are you supposed to do a proper chest compression?

54:02 Push hard and fast.

54:03 Center the chest two inches deep about 100

54:05 beats per minute to the tune of Stay Alive.

54:08 He knows two inches deep.

54:09 [laughter] Well, that means he does great CPR.

54:12 pretty good.

54:12 You're a nation of lifesavers.

54:14 At first, I was afraid.

54:16 [laughter]

54:16 I was petrified.

54:18 That's the office.

54:19 I just want to make sure I've reacted to that one, too.

54:21 [laughter] That's such a good such a good flip.

54:23 Is it true that like with chest

54:25 compressions there could be like injuries with that?

54:27 Uh, yeah, but the person's dead.

54:29 If you don't do it.

54:30 No, no, no.

54:30 They're dead.

54:31 Oh, that's when they get

54:32 You're doing chest compressions because the heart has stopped.

54:35 So, they're dead,

54:37 right?

54:37 And you're squeezing the heart by pushing the chest two inches deep,

54:40 which you were very accustomed to doing.

54:42 Get him.

54:44 And this is crazy that you got [laughter]

54:45 You said it.

54:47 He said it.

54:47 You dabbed HIM UP.

54:48 YEAH, HE DID.

54:50 NOT BECAUSE OF THE TRUTH, because of the joke.

54:52 The dab is the ultimate like sign of Yes, it's too You cosign him right now.

54:56 [laughter]

54:58 Um I forgot where I was going with this.

55:00 Uh but the heart is already stopped.

55:01 Oh yeah, the heart is stopped.

55:02 So you're squeezing the heart to circulate the blood

55:04 that still has some residual oxygen in it.

55:06 and uh you're trying to buy time for EMTs to

55:10 arrive.

55:09 Aren't Aren't there stories though of people

55:11 doing chest compressions and like cracking ribs?

55:14 Again, if you're doing that in order

55:16 to keep that person's brain alive, that's worth it.

55:19 You trade a rib for a brain.

55:21 You said brain's the most important.

55:22 Damn right.

55:23 Yeah, I I would make that trade.

55:25 [laughter]

55:25 My dad All right, Marilyn Manson, relax.

55:28 Oh, he trained too.

55:30 He trained, too.

55:32 My dad uh was a fireman and I think he was like EMS for a bit.

55:37 But there was one time he was on a a tennis court and a guy

55:41 like had a heart attack or something

55:43 and he was doing like either chest compressions or

55:47 while the person's alive like talking.

55:49 No, no, no.

55:49 They like went down and they were like I I

55:51 I forget the story but he had to give him

55:53 CPR and he's like and I was giving this guy

55:56 CPR and then he just threw up in his mouth.

55:59 [laughter] Disgusting.

56:01 That's aggressive.

56:02 A rough day at the office.

56:03 That's a bad one.

56:03 Yeah.

56:04 I don't know what has to happen for that.

56:05 Well, it just You set it up saying he had a heart attack.

56:08 Heart attack does not require CPR.

56:11 Yeah.

56:12 So,

56:11 my dad could have just light a character.

56:14 Cardiac arrest.

56:15 We got a lot of daddy issues on this side of the the set.

56:17 I don't know.

56:19 I stubbed his toe.

56:20 My dad g [laughter] him CPR.

56:23 Yeah.

56:22 Well, I've seen videos on social media.

56:24 Someone's like a little bit out of it and they're giving them CPR.

56:27 I'm like, "No, no, no.

56:27 they're out of it, that means

56:28 their heart is still beating because they're moving, right?

56:31 So, you don't want to squeeze their chest when their heart's beating.

56:33 [snorts]

56:34 What um I also like I don't know if this is true,

56:36 but I like saw something online that now with like CPR,

56:39 like the breathing into the mouth is not a thing.

56:41 Yeah.

56:41 So, people used to not do CPR for people because they were worried,

56:45 oh, I have to do mouth to mouth.

56:46 So, we said, forget mouthto mouth.

56:48 The most important thing is pushing hard, fast,

56:50 and center of the chest after you call for help.

56:52 And that means either you're calling for help

56:54 or you're saying you pink neon pink scrubs,

56:56 you call 911 and you have to say yes and then I start the chest compressions.

57:00 That's

57:02 right.

57:01 What was we do the we do the rescue breaths in situations

57:04 when a person has been down for a long [snorts] period of time.

57:08 So if someone drowned, for example, and you find them,

57:11 odds are they don't have residual oxygen in their blood.

57:14 So you need to give them rescue breaths and then start pushing hard and fast.

57:18 But if someone just collapsed,

57:20 they still have oxygen in their blood blood vessels.

57:23 So you can start pushing, right?

57:26 One more time.

57:26 Do that one more time.

57:28 Oh,

57:27 and this isn't even good form.

57:29 Sorry.

57:29 This is good form.

57:30 Got to get on top.

57:30 All right.

57:31 You want to lock out elbows?

57:33 This isn't a tricep extension.

57:34 So lock them out.

57:35 Lock them out because you want to use your body weight over them.

57:38 So lock them out like this.

57:39 That's hyper.

57:41 [laughter] So like this.

57:42 Can you do that again?

57:44 That's a pretty That's a hyperextended.

57:46 Yeah.

57:46 What's going on?

57:47 I have many skills.

57:48 Can you put your thumb to your No, my wife can, but I get pretty close.

57:52 Oh, be careful.

57:52 All right, good.

57:53 You're good.

57:54 I get pretty close.

57:55 We're just checking you.

57:56 Why is that a bad thing?

57:57 Uh, well, it could predispose you to having a condition.

58:00 And with him, you know, I got it.

58:03 I don't [laughter] know.

58:04 I'm a hypocchondric, so I start checking.

58:06 It's going to be a long drive home for me.

58:10 Like, Dr.

58:10 Mike said I have a condition, [laughter] babe.

58:13 He referenced my sepsis a bunch of times.

58:16 What else we got?

58:17 By the way, how many times have you had sepsis?

58:19 Just to clear that up.

58:19 I've never been septic.

58:21 Let me make that abundantly clear.

58:22 I have been treated for I'm getting pretty close.

58:25 Got it.

58:27 Okay, we'll talk off air.

58:28 You ever been septic?

58:31 I What are the requirements?

58:32 Uh it's the basically there's criteria plus an infection source.

58:37 Oh, so that's Yeah, you you many times then.

58:40 Who the are [laughter] you?

58:42 Um, speak we can pop up the source criteria.

58:44 Yeah.

58:45 Speaking of all, uh, Frankie's trips to the sepsis hospital here.

58:48 Uh, you're Frankie, you're mentioning that hospitals

58:51 have the same smell, you're saying?

58:53 Yes.

58:53 All hospitals I've been to smell exactly the same.

58:56 And all casinos I've been to smell exactly the same.

58:59 Are you sure it's just you're not smelling yourself?

59:00 Because it seems like everywhere you go, it smells the same.

59:02 Let me finish the question.

59:03 That's a [laughter] That's a great

59:05 That's probably it.

59:06 I need to ask.

59:07 You're like, "Every time I go here, it smells the same."

59:10 Well, no.

59:10 My question was going to be seriously do hospitals like like casinos put

59:15 like stuff through the vents in order to like so it's like oxy

59:18 oh how like the fancy hotels have their own unique scents?

59:21 Yes.

59:21 Do hospitals have like a specific air filtration system

59:25 that like makes it so it smells a certain way?

59:28 We do have hepailters because for infection control purposes

59:31 we keep it low humidity specifically because it decreases infection.

59:36 Um we don't pump scent though.

59:39 That's not a thing.

59:40 So, would you say like essentially smelling super clean air?

59:43 Yeah.

59:43 Clean.

59:44 Yeah.

59:45 Or I guess it's like a little like a rubbery.

59:48 There's a little rubber.

59:48 Yeah.

59:49 It smells like

59:49 there's a lot of equipment.

59:50 It smells like the gloves.

59:52 Yeah.

59:52 What's with the paper?

59:53 Why the paper?

59:54 Paper's horrible on the on the on the they

59:59 disposable.

59:59 But like can we It's just cuz

1:00:00 Do you want to sit in someone else's butt goop?

1:00:02 No.

1:00:02 No.

1:00:03 No.

1:00:03 Goop.

1:00:04 Goop.

1:00:04 Goop.

1:00:05 [laughter]

1:00:05 What goes on at your doctor's office?

1:00:08 You you PROBABLY SAID I'M NOT HAVE NO GOOP.

1:00:10 LET'S BRING THAT ABUNDANCE.

1:00:13 But like I'm saying let's let's upgrade this paper a little to what

1:00:16 to to a comfort more UV light.

1:00:19 What what about it?

1:00:21 Are you just saying words now?

1:00:23 Yes.

1:00:23 [laughter] Whole milk.

1:00:26 A whole milk bath that you can sit in that's been homogenized.

1:00:30 [laughter] The um Never mind.

1:00:32 I know the answer to that question.

1:00:33 I was going to say there's like a little box.

1:00:35 So, basically what I'm smelling is what I'm

1:00:38 smelling is just a combination of like cleaner air.

1:00:43 Yeah.

1:00:43 And

1:00:44 you're smelling a lot of disinfectants as well.

1:00:46 We're cleaning things a lot.

1:00:48 Yeah.

1:00:48 Do they

1:00:49 Oh, that's definitely what it Do they have have any

1:00:51 hospitals or doctor's offices come up with like disinfecting like grenades?

1:00:57 So like they can just close the door to an like a room

1:00:59 and they throw something in and then it goes off and and like

1:01:03 Frank guess [laughter] just I mean this might be a good business idea.

1:01:07 All right.

1:01:07 If you're looking to invest clean grenades, [laughter]

1:01:10 but like nade your apartment.

1:01:12 He definitely before this saw a Tik Tok video where someone did

1:01:15 that transition where they throw the grenade and the room got clean.

1:01:18 HE GOES, "I WANT THAT GRENADE."

1:01:19 WELL, LIKE if I were to take two Lysol cans and just

1:01:23 stab them with knives and then throw them into a room,

1:01:25 you'd go to jail.

1:01:26 I [laughter] go to jail.

1:01:29 I'm not saying like where there are patients.

1:01:31 I'm saying like, [laughter] okay,

1:01:33 you know, like that room over there and I close it off.

1:01:34 Would it do a good job cleaning that room?

1:01:37 Um, I can't answer that question.

1:01:38 I have never ran that experiment.

1:01:40 So, I have a question.

1:01:40 So, you know how restaurants have people show up from the health

1:01:43 uh department and they like check to make sure everyone's doing the thing?

1:01:45 Does that happen in hospital?

1:01:46 Absolutely.

1:01:47 How often?

1:01:47 Uh very often and they do surprise visits called Jacob.

1:01:51 Good.

1:01:51 I say good.

1:01:52 What's it?

1:01:53 It stands for something.

1:01:54 Uh it's an acronym.

1:01:56 So they show up and they like make sure that everything's like

1:01:58 in insane verification of processes like where do you keep your sharps?

1:02:03 How do you dispose of them?

1:02:04 How often are they coming?

1:02:05 Are you getting um your expiration dates generally restocked?

1:02:10 Like everything is checked.

1:02:12 Oh, you have a water bottle nursing station that's unopened.

1:02:15 Why?

1:02:15 Yeah.

1:02:16 So they're really strict.

1:02:17 People freak out when

1:02:18 And who sets those standards?

1:02:20 This hospital accreditation system

1:02:22 and they

1:02:22 and it's based on if the if the hospital takes money from the federal

1:02:26 government because then they have to follow

1:02:28 the federal government's rules or hospital mandates.

1:02:31 Do have is it like typical for a hospital

1:02:33 to like get shut down for something like that?

1:02:37 Typical no.

1:02:37 But they definitely have to do make goods and then

1:02:39 they come back and check and make sure that

1:02:41 so they'll give them like this needs to be

1:02:43 rectified in a week and then we'll be back.

1:02:45 I've like worked in a pizzeria before when the health department shows up.

1:02:49 It's like

1:02:49 pizzeria hospital.

1:02:51 Wait wait wait.

1:02:52 [laughter]

1:02:53 So when but that day when they they're if they get a heads

1:02:57 up like a half hour like they're going to be in a half

1:02:58 an hour then it's like all of a sudden we got to start

1:03:00 wearing like gloves and hairetss or whatever which you typically don't do.

1:03:03 They surprise us.

1:03:04 Okay.

1:03:05 It's like random drug testing for athletes,

1:03:08 right?

1:03:08 They just knock on your door.

1:03:09 They just knock on your door.

1:03:10 I mean, let And then everyone freaks out.

1:03:12 Jake's here.

1:03:13 Get the food out of here.

1:03:14 Yeah.

1:03:14 Yeah.

1:03:14 Well, that that used to happen too when I worked at Target.

1:03:16 Like they like food like specific food inspectors would

1:03:20 come because a lot of the Targets had like

1:03:21 a Pizza Hut or a Starbucks in it and like

1:03:23 they would just walk in the door and be like,

1:03:25 "We're going to check." Yeah.

1:03:26 And I'm sure they send also surprise inspectors to some places, right?

1:03:30 I don't know for hospitals.

1:03:31 Oh, just like

1:03:32 just like as a regular consumer.

1:03:34 Oh yeah, I'd be so

1:03:36 That would be better.

1:03:37 I'd be so good at Who gets in trouble for that?

1:03:38 I don't know.

1:03:39 But they should be.

1:03:40 Not you, though.

1:03:40 Not me.

1:03:41 That's right.

1:03:42 I can't get in trouble for that.

1:03:43 Damn right.

1:03:44 But they do make codings for equipment

1:03:46 in the hospital that are antibacterial coatings.

1:03:48 What does that mean?

1:03:49 Like like the keyboards and the mice are

1:03:52 So you can't get like a gaming mouse and bring it into the

1:03:55 I mean, you can do whatever you want, but you're gonna get in trouble for

1:03:59 probably.

1:03:59 But it's cool that they have those coatings.

1:04:00 There's some coatings that like bacteria don't like living on that they

1:04:04 call them bacterioatic that the bacteria can't multiply on them.

1:04:07 What is the reason why we don't use that more

1:04:10 expensive [snorts] doesn't work with some materials etc.

1:04:14 I feel smarter already.

1:04:16 I I feel like I [laughter] I feel like I

1:04:19 learned something and then it's completely negated by the next conversation.

1:04:22 [laughter]

1:04:24 Like I I can't remember anything.

1:04:25 I just know that Frank's got like diarrhea [clears throat] or something.

1:04:28 Stop.

1:04:28 All right.

1:04:28 I'm back for a little bit more ads.

1:04:30 Uh, the next one being SeatGeek.

1:04:32 Okay, SegeGeek.

1:04:33 This is where you're going to get all your tickets.

1:04:35 You want to go to a concert this summer,

1:04:36 you want to go to a baseball game or something like that or a Broadway play,

1:04:39 SeatGeek is where you want to buy those tickets.

1:04:41 Where I buy all of mine, okay?

1:04:43 Anytime I need a ticket for anything, I'm going right to Segeek.

1:04:46 That's the app that I have.

1:04:47 That's what I've used for years and love.

1:04:48 So, I'm going to Segeek because it tells me uh, you know,

1:04:51 if I'm paying a good price for a ticket or a bad price for a ticket.

1:04:54 Sometimes you just see the prices and you're like, "Oh,

1:04:56 maybe that's a good price." But then you look and it's like,

1:04:57 "Oh, there's much cheaper prices." you know,

1:04:59 because the uh prices are colorcoded.

1:05:02 So, if it's a dark green ticket, that means like this is a really good price.

1:05:06 So, that's the one I'm going to jump all over.

1:05:07 All right.

1:05:08 And uh yeah, so if you want to try out SeatGeek, you can definitely do that.

1:05:13 Uh go download their app and uh put in the code basement 2026

1:05:18 and you will save 10% off of your ne next set of tickets.

1:05:21 All right?

1:05:21 So, go download the Segeek app, put in that code basement 2026,

1:05:25 and save 10% off of your next SeatGeek tickets.

1:05:29 All right.

1:05:30 And uh lastly here, we have Rocket Money.

1:05:32 Rocket Money is an all-in-one personal finance app that is

1:05:34 just focused on putting the money back in your pocket.

1:05:36 Okay.

1:05:37 Um all they want to do is help you

1:05:38 grow your savings and make sure you're being financially responsible.

1:05:42 One of the ways they do that is they find and cancel unwanted subscriptions.

1:05:45 So, you will have all of your expenses in one place.

1:05:47 You'll be able to go through and say,

1:05:49 "Don't want to pay for that anymore." for and that's

1:05:51 going to equate to 60 bucks or 100 bucks a year.

1:05:54 Then you can go through everything else and kind of do the same.

1:05:56 They're saving you the money.

1:05:57 And it's also good to see all of your expenses in one

1:05:59 place so you can realize what am I spending money on?

1:06:02 What are the things that I know I'm spending money on but I don't really

1:06:06 use and what are the things that I didn't even know I was spending money on.

1:06:08 So that's why it's very helpful.

1:06:09 Um they also have a tool that's going to help you budget.

1:06:12 So if you want to be more financially responsible and set some goals like I

1:06:15 only want to spend this amount every single month so I can grow my savings,

1:06:18 they have a tool for that.

1:06:19 They also have a tool that's going to help you lower your bills possibly.

1:06:22 So, it's all about putting the money back in your pocket.

1:06:26 Uh, but yeah, let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster.

1:06:30 So, you can join at rocketmoney.com/basement.

1:06:32 All right, so that is rocketmoney.com/b.

1:06:35 You can try for free.

1:06:36 There's also a lot of premium features that, you know,

1:06:38 you're going to get the most bang for your buck there and save the most there.

1:06:41 Um, so yeah, go try it out.

1:06:44 Rocketmoney.com/b.

1:06:46 You're welcome.

1:06:47 What else have we got?

1:06:48 Uh, do you want to go back

1:06:49 to forget the good conversation or more good conversation?

1:06:53 Just just, you know, you follow your heart, I think.

1:06:55 Um, I like this one.

1:06:56 Uh, what's something most people do every day that will have

1:06:59 a negative effect on them in the future that maybe they don't know.

1:07:05 Can I guess?

1:07:06 Sure.

1:07:07 [laughter] He's here for a reason.

1:07:09 No, no.

1:07:10 This is great.

1:07:11 It's like I get to fact check live [laughter]

1:07:13 creamer in their coffee.

1:07:14 I hear that a lot of people do it thinking that there's nothing to it,

1:07:17 but it carries a lot.

1:07:17 That's the worst habit we have.

1:07:19 I think it's [laughter] a bad one.

1:07:19 I didn't say worst.

1:07:20 That's what the question is.

1:07:21 No, the question was what's a bad thing.

1:07:24 It could be anything though.

1:07:25 I'm going to I'm not going to reread the question.

1:07:27 Yeah, but I'm going to agree with him.

1:07:28 I'm going to agree with him.

1:07:29 [laughter]

1:07:29 Go ahead.

1:07:31 Um, it's probably something to do with sleep.

1:07:33 The fact that we don't respect sleep.

1:07:36 That eight hours is like seven to nine.

1:07:38 Yeah.

1:07:38 Is a good number to as an adult.

1:07:41 Children's different.

1:07:42 Older people different.

1:07:42 Older people don't eat as much

1:07:45 really

1:07:45 after 65.

1:07:45 Yeah.

1:07:46 Is that why they're always

1:07:48 Because they're sleeping for like an hour and a half in the middle of the day.

1:07:50 That's why.

1:07:51 No,

1:07:51 old bastards can't stay awake.

1:07:53 I just went to I just took a flight home at 6 a.m.

1:07:56 so I could beat the storm that we just had.

1:07:59 And I was like, everyone in here is old.

1:08:01 Like they're up at this time.

1:08:02 It was like a very early flight.

1:08:04 I'm like, I would never like there was no

1:08:05 one really there that was like around my age.

1:08:09 Like everyone is like 65 plus.

1:08:11 I mean, when you don't sleep well,

1:08:12 your body has to counteract this fatigue that you're feeling.

1:08:15 So you go into fight orflight mode.

1:08:17 And when you're in this fight orflight mode, you're not healing well.

1:08:20 You're not digesting well.

1:08:21 You're not repairing well.

1:08:22 And as a result, your blood pressure is higher.

1:08:25 Your hormone shifts are generally unhealthy for that day.

1:08:28 Your food choices are not healthy.

1:08:30 You're putting on weight.

1:08:31 So it's like impacting your mental health, your physical health all around.

1:08:36 So sleep, we need to make love to our sleep.

1:08:39 And how do you if someone has trouble sleeping,

1:08:41 how would you suggest that they sleep better?

1:08:44 Um, it takes uh a visit with someone like me who will try and figure

1:08:47 out what's the issue because some people

1:08:49 have trouble falling asleep, which is one issue.

1:08:51 Then you could have people who can't stay asleep.

1:08:54 They'll wake up at 2 am and can't go back to sleep.

1:08:56 Those are two different issues and have different treatments for both.

1:09:00 Um, in general, what I'm seeing people

1:09:02 struggle with the most is their sleep hygiene,

1:09:05 their ability to do good things to help them fall asleep well.

1:09:09 you know, exposing themselves to early morning light,

1:09:12 making sure their bedroom is really dark, cool.

1:09:15 Um, there's things like not looking at your phone

1:09:18 right before bed and exposing yourself to blue light

1:09:20 can hurt your ability to fall asleep.

1:09:22 So, there's all of these things that need to be

1:09:24 taken into account that most people brush off and go like,

1:09:26 "Just give me a pill."

1:09:27 And the pill is not a solution.

1:09:28 Is the magnesium thing like a overstated?

1:09:33 Oh, yeah.

1:09:33 So, it's not really like a huge

1:09:34 Yeah.

1:09:34 I know.

1:09:35 I wish it was.

1:09:36 I I how how easy would that make my life?

1:09:39 Here's your thing.

1:09:40 And melatonin is tricky because melatonin is good uh where

1:09:43 I use it the most probably is for jet lag.

1:09:45 Resetting someone's uh circadian cycle.

1:09:48 So, let's say you were in one time zone and now

1:09:50 you're coming back to this one and you want to reset.

1:09:52 Taking melatonin an hour before bedtime could be totally reasonable to reset.

1:09:56 But people are taking it every single day.

1:09:58 Yeah.

1:09:58 So, they're becoming reliant on it, which is not good.

1:10:01 And second, they're also taking huge doses.

1:10:04 Yeah,

1:10:04 there's people taking like 10 milligrams,

1:10:06 20 milligrams where you're really supposed to use like one, two, maybe three.

1:10:11 People are going way too far on it.

1:10:13 So,

1:10:13 I've done it five, I think, one time.

1:10:16 Again, one time is Yeah.

1:10:17 I I It's like a hot dog.

1:10:18 You know what I'm saying?

1:10:19 It's not [laughter]

1:10:21 Fourth of July.

1:10:21 You want to rip a bunch of melatonin?

1:10:23 Be my guest.

1:10:24 Not medical advice that I share.

1:10:26 Hold on.

1:10:26 This This is what he does.

1:10:28 Hold on.

1:10:28 That's a great idea.

1:10:30 Yeah.

1:10:30 a line of hot dogs that have trace amounts of melatonin in them.

1:10:34 So, you can have a pre-bed dog.

1:10:38 Why is someone looking at me?

1:10:39 [laughter] You want to eat a hot dog?

1:10:41 I was hoping you had like a silence button.

1:10:43 [laughter]

1:10:43 Yeah, I do hear ACTUALLY and we'll call it sleepy dogs.

1:10:50 Oh, that was the kicker.

1:10:51 Oh, wow.

1:10:52 That was a good idea.

1:10:53 I mean, in theory, you can just put melatonin in anything dogs.

1:10:57 I don't think that's true.

1:10:57 I don't

1:10:58 I think it's [laughter] regulated in theory like that that like saves you.

1:11:04 Um [laughter] also eating a hot dog before bed wild.

1:11:07 Yeah, I don't do that.

1:11:08 Let's make that abundantly

1:11:09 because you're not supposed to eat how many hours before bed.

1:11:12 That's not a rule.

1:11:12 It's not a rule, Joey.

1:11:13 I ideally if you're struggling with uh reflux,

1:11:16 maybe don't eat two hours before bedtime.

1:11:18 But

1:11:18 what do you like?

1:11:19 So the the the blue light one is an actual question because like I I

1:11:23 we like recently saw something that there's

1:11:24 like this new thing where it's called like

1:11:26 blue light glasses.

1:11:27 No, no, not just blue light glasses,

1:11:28 but like it's like sleep revenge or something and it's like people are like

1:11:31 trying to like stay up later because during the day they don't get enough time.

1:11:35 Like I have young kids so like me and my wife we try to stay up as not

1:11:38 as late as we can but a little later

1:11:40 because that's the only alone time that we get.

1:11:41 Yeah.

1:11:42 During the day.

1:11:43 So, I'll stay up a little later and she'll go to sleep and I'll like,

1:11:47 you know, scroll like the news or something on my phone.

1:11:50 [laughter] I do.

1:11:52 I mean,

1:11:54 when I say the news, it's you're looking at comic books and Spider-Man.

1:11:58 It's It's news on the new Disney Plus Power Ranger show.

1:12:01 When he said me and my wife have some time together,

1:12:03 I was like, "Oh, that's so romantic." And he's like, "No, no.

1:12:05 We get the hell away from each other."

1:12:07 No, no, no, no, no, no.

1:12:08 We'll we'll like watch something together.

1:12:10 [laughter] We'll we'll talk, whatever.

1:12:12 But I'm saying like she'll go to sleep before me and then I'll scroll

1:12:16 the news.

1:12:16 Yeah.

1:12:16 Yes.

1:12:17 The news.

1:12:17 The news.

1:12:18 Um how long before bed do you think is like blue light a bad thing?

1:12:21 Like what should be the

1:12:22 I would get rid of it an hour before

1:12:23 an hour.

1:12:24 Okay.

1:12:24 And that's like conservative because you want

1:12:26 to a limit the blue light exposure because that's

1:12:30 plays some role because you can shift some

1:12:32 settings in your phone to decrease blue light anyway.

1:12:34 But the more important thing is when you're looking at the news,

1:12:37 because you're clearly a consumer,

1:12:38 Power Rangers, watches,

1:12:40 you're looking at your friends,

1:12:41 what they're up to, what your ex partners are up to on social media,

1:12:45 that is not contributing to a good night's sleep.

1:12:48 That's making you more anxious.

1:12:49 So like people that like I really like and [laughter]

1:12:53 it really is like I stay off social media

1:12:55 because I don't I don't like I try to stay

1:12:57 away from social media as much as I can.

1:12:59 How do you get your news when you when you scroll through the news?

1:13:01 Where

1:13:01 it's not really news.

1:13:02 It's it's like entertainment stuff.

1:13:04 Yeah.

1:13:04 Where what website or what app.

1:13:06 It it it depends.

1:13:07 So like I open Google Chrome and at the bottom it'll have like a series

1:13:09 of suggested things like here are the top Pokemon cards of this new release.

1:13:13 Like here's like the news on

1:13:15 stuff.

1:13:15 You know,

1:13:15 we're about to go to war

1:13:16 and you're talking about Pokemon [laughter] card releases.

1:13:19 Never mind.

1:13:20 Stay on the phone.

1:13:22 It sounds like you have the perfect sleep routine.

1:13:24 [laughter]

1:13:29 You're going to get rid of Bulbasaurus.

1:13:30 [laughter]

1:13:32 Bulbasaur.

1:13:32 Don't ever disrespect the number one Pokemon.

1:13:36 Oh

1:13:35 Do people scroll on Google Chrome?

1:13:37 Is that a thing?

1:13:38 I do.

1:13:39 Look, [laughter] I'll show you what I do.

1:13:41 Look,

1:13:42 is that I'll show you exactly what I do.

1:13:43 Don't make it worse.

1:13:44 Look, I open Google.

1:13:46 Tell me the first news story.

1:13:48 Yeah.

1:13:48 Read it out loud.

1:13:50 Discover MLB.

1:13:51 The show.

1:13:51 The show.

1:13:52 The video game.

1:13:53 All right.

1:13:53 Jean George.

1:13:54 I can't say that.

1:13:55 Tin building his clothes.

1:13:57 10 best watches without a date window.

1:13:59 Netflix.

1:13:59 Oh, that's a good Let's hear that.

1:14:02 You want to [laughter] hear You want to hear that one?

1:14:04 I mean, of course, Netflix sub is number one.

1:14:08 What?

1:14:08 A ne I mean, Rolex Sub is [laughter] number one.

1:14:12 Netflix.

1:14:12 He just leaked the next collab.

1:14:15 Yeah.

1:14:15 Protect Kalatraa 96.

1:14:16 It's a nice watch.

1:14:17 Good choice.

1:14:18 Um, but you know, that's what I that that is really what I'm scrolling

1:14:21 because I try to stay off social media as much as I can because

1:14:23 Well, that's impressive.

1:14:25 I say I try.

1:14:26 Yeah.

1:14:26 you know, but definitely before bed I do

1:14:28 it because I don't want to freak myself out.

1:14:29 Like I I tend to be an overthinker with certain things.

1:14:32 So like if I do see like, hey, we're close to war,

1:14:34 then I'm not going to be able to sleep and it's

1:14:36 But when you see watches without a date window, you go, I get it.

1:14:39 Yeah.

1:14:39 It calms me down.

1:14:40 I'm going to go to sleep.

1:14:42 It calms me down.

1:14:42 You know what I do?

1:14:43 And tell me if you've ever if you do this.

1:14:45 I do it.

1:14:45 I add things to my cart and I just leave it there and I go away.

1:14:48 It's like I I I'm just not going to buy it.

1:14:51 You keep stuff in the cart.

1:14:52 I window shop online.

1:14:54 So, you keep it in the cart as a way of giving

1:14:57 yourself some time to see if you really need it the following day.

1:15:00 No, I'm not going to buy it ever, but you keep it in the cart.

1:15:02 So, you're tricking the website?

1:15:04 Yeah.

1:15:04 What's What's that accomplishing?

1:15:06 Nothing.

1:15:06 It's just something I do.

1:15:07 Maybe they'll give you a discount.

1:15:08 They do do that.

1:15:10 Oh, I'm breaking the system here.

1:15:12 I don't know.

1:15:12 I thought we were talking about watches.

1:15:13 I was like, I don't even

1:15:14 No, no, no, no.

1:15:15 They're not.

1:15:16 You're not [laughter] putting anything to a card.

1:15:17 That's not happening.

1:15:20 Rolex.

1:15:20 Really hoping protects me.

1:15:22 [laughter] Yeah, here's here's 30% off for St.

1:15:26 Patrick's Day on all green dial.

1:15:28 [laughter] That's not happening,

1:15:30 man.

1:15:30 That would be sick.

1:15:31 That would be super cool.

1:15:32 Um, I have a question.

1:15:34 What do you think is the

1:15:36 The answer, by the way, to your question was commitment issues, but go ahead.

1:15:39 [laughter] What was the question?

1:15:41 Commitment issues.

1:15:41 That's why you're doing the the cart.

1:15:44 Oh, okay.

1:15:44 I don't want to make a diagnosis, but

1:15:46 I mean, this is like a therapy session for us.

1:15:47 This is this feels very good for me.

1:15:48 us is one thing, but

1:15:50 I will also say you didn't answer how uh useless male nipples

1:15:53 are and if they will lactate once you suck on them enough.

1:15:56 Um they can lactate in cert certain medical conditions,

1:15:59 hormonal imbalances, some medications.

1:16:01 So, but is it milk?

1:16:03 It's milk.

1:16:06 Okay.

1:16:06 Raw milk, baby.

1:16:07 [laughter]

1:16:09 But is it milk?

1:16:11 Just curious.

1:16:11 And what's the use of them?

1:16:12 Um it's just like the the normal human blueprint inside the embryo.

1:16:16 We're all the same.

1:16:18 And on the outside too, we're all kind of similar.

1:16:21 [laughter] There's a lot of differences.

1:16:24 I'm not going to touch that.

1:16:25 Uh, what do you think is like the like obviously you have a lot

1:16:30 of knowledge about how to stay healthy and stay on top of those types of things,

1:16:34 but what do you think is like your most unhealthy habit?

1:16:39 My cholesterol is really high.

1:16:40 I'm actually waiting for my results right now to see where I'm at.

1:16:43 I'm nervous about it.

1:16:44 Why is it high?

1:16:45 Great question.

1:16:46 afternoon.

1:16:46 You're asking because I'm eating hot dogs.

1:16:48 Yeah, he's asking these personal questions.

1:16:49 I told you transparency.

1:16:51 Uh I eat a lot of No, I don't eat a lot of hot dogs.

1:16:53 Uh my food choices have not been great.

1:16:55 What's What's your guilty pleasure food besides hot dogs?

1:16:59 [laughter]

1:17:00 Something that's high in saturated fat.