I Ate Only YouTuber Food Products for 1 Week
Kurtis Conner
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0:21 it is food solely a way to provide us nutrients and energy so we can
0:25 continue to live or is it something more maybe food is the one true Universal
0:30 language that has the ability to bring
0:31 us all together that's what good[ __] sounds
0:34 like food can be a fond memory a first date a broken heart food can
0:38 be a lot of things for a lot of people but when you really boil
0:41 it down to its most basic definition
0:44 food exists so YouTubers can expand their brand
0:48 you got to level up level up financially you know what I mean grow your business
0:52 passive income that's what it's all about man I like to think that the very
0:56 first person who ever harvested wheat was thinking in their head one today Mr
1:01 Beast is going to make some[ __] ass burgers with this[ __] Jesus turned water
1:05 into Prime folks obviously I just I also digest a lot of food yeah I
1:09 love eating a lot dud whenever my wife and I travel food is the main
1:13 thing on our minds dude straight up we've had a few meals in Italy
1:16 that have like brought tears to our eyes we were in Paris a few years
1:19 ago and I remember everybody is like you got to go to the lou oh
1:22 you got to check out the Lou you got to see the Lou and we
1:24 were just like um actually we lose some creme BR life but I don't
1:28 think I would call myself a foodie because cuz uh that's a little too Millennial
1:32 but I do love food a lot I I love cooking I love going to restaurants
1:36 I love trying new food eating is like one of the best parts of being
1:39 alive truly it's just such a special thing you know like food can bring back
1:42 old memories it can create new ones and people we've lost in our lives can
1:47 live on through their recipes and since
1:49 the beginning of time people have always enjoyed
1:51 entertainment along with their meals you know
1:53 think back to Medieval royalty eating a plate
1:56 of only turkey legs while a court jester named Ro the farter passes gas
2:01 in front of them to make them all laugh while they enjoy their dinner right
2:05 that was a real guy by the way I feel like that's important to say
2:07 Roland the farter was a real Jester who existed he's a real guy and I
2:11 talk about him whenever I can real quick dude each year the real guy
2:15 Roland the farter was obliged to perform salum shlum petum a jump a whistle
2:21 and a fart that were all done at the same time for the king's court
2:25 at Christmas now right off the bat
2:27 that sounds hilarious a jump whistle and a fart
2:29 at the same time time incredible here's the thing King Henry the liked Roland
2:33 the farter performance so much that he gave him a house and 99 acres of land
2:39 dude I was born in the wrong generation bro imagine farting so good you get
2:43 a house and I bet he didn't even have to pay for gas fast forward
2:46 to now the dinner and a show concept is a little different now it's dinner
2:50 and a YouTube video some of you are probably eating food right now as you
2:54 watch this video give me some I'm hungry food in YouTube a god tier combo
2:59 right and for years us YouTubers were
3:01 kept separate from the food you were eating we weren't allowed to touch it right
3:04 that was a mutual understanding but for some
3:06 reason over the past few years YouTubers got the idea in their heads that they
3:10 could also provide you the food that you're
3:13 eating while you watch their videos I
3:15 assume they were like well we already got two senses with our video how about
3:19 we try to snag the other three
3:21 senses with some YouTuber food products beables mish
3:25 mash Mr Beast bger dough bricks Prime
3:28 joy ride CH snacks lunch Le Chamberlain coffee the list goes on the popularity
3:35 of YouTuber food products has absolutely exploded over
3:38 the past few years and there's actually
3:40 a few reasons for this that not everybody knows
3:42 and me being a YouTuber I would love to break down why so many YouTubers
3:46 are releasing food products reason number one
3:48 money obviously to be real for a second
3:51 nobody really knows how long their career is going to last on YouTube so you
3:55 kind of have to like strike while the iron is hot you know and you
3:58 got to diversify your portfolio right you
4:01 know increase the amount of revenue streams
4:02 you have so if one you know fails or like stops you have other ones
4:06 that you can rely on and creating a food product can be a good way
4:09 to do that especially if you partner
4:11 with an existing company who knows how to produce
4:14 everything and you also don't have to put up any Capital so yeah reason
4:16 number one is money and reason number
4:19 two doesn't exist all right it's just money
4:22 straight up YouTubers are only making these things
4:24 for money don't get me wrong that's
4:25 fine you can start a business to make money that's you know probably the number
4:28 one reason why people will start businesses I don't know everybody I don't know
4:32 the story behind everything so I don't want to make the claim that every single
4:35 one of these YouTubers aren't passionate about
4:37 the food products they're putting out but like
4:39 what the[ __] does the demilio family know about popcorn you know what I mean
4:43 and I don't think Mr Beast the guy who only talks about money and all
4:47 of his content is about money created
4:50 Feasta bles because of his passion for chocolate
4:53 bars if he was really passionate about
4:54 chocolate bars he probably would have made
4:55 a chocolate bar that doesn't taste like dog[
4:57 __] sorry I'm showing my hand already realistically
5:00 I can only assume that the overall plan with these YouTuber food products is
5:04 to leverage their existing audience to have
5:07 a leg up on the other products and then
5:09 you know slowly grow that brand and business over time so they can ultimately
5:13 sell it to[ __] Nestle in a few years for millions of dollars and don't
5:16 get me wrong half of me is
5:18 like really supportive of YouTubers creating their own
5:20 product disrupting industries that they're aligned with you
5:23 know creating a product that can live
5:25 on and provide for them and their families as they grow up and maybe move
5:29 away from you that's good that's all great but the cynical half of me is
5:33 like just make[ __] YouTube videos man and that is hypocritical for me to say
5:38 because I don't only do YouTube I have merch that I sell I do standup
5:42 comedy that I sell tickets for and I make money from both of those which
5:45 is a contributing factor to why I
5:48 pursue both of those Endeavors personally the last
5:51 thing I would ever want to be responsible for as a YouTuber is what
5:56 my audience is putting in their bodies
5:58 for sustenance that is my nightmare dude that is
6:00 an insane amount of responsibility that I would not want to be burdened
6:04 with and it's just so funny cuz like
6:05 you know YouTubers never start making videos so
6:07 they could maybe one day make their own juice you know what I mean all
6:11 I'm saying is like I don't want the people that I watch on my phone
6:14 to have a little laugh at I don't want them in charge of what I'm
6:17 putting in my body I want a multi-billion dollar company in charge of what I'm
6:21 putting in my body there's no winning truly but call me crazy I don't think
6:24 a YouTuber needs their own chocolate bar
6:26 there's actually enough chocolate bars out there already
6:28 have you been to any gas station the only chocolate bar I would ever eat
6:31 from a YouTuber is if tande came out with one called Chocolate Rain okay I
6:35 buy all of them but regardless
6:36 of my personal bitter opinions about this YouTuber
6:40 food Trend there's clearly no sign of stopping it the food and drink space can
6:43 be one of the most lucrative markets to get into but it's also the most
6:46 competitive so I think the act of like attaching a celebrity or public figure
6:51 to a food product to set it apart and sort of jump start the sales
6:55 a little bit that's only going to get more popular and it's like a fun
6:57 thing I totally get it you eat the YouTube food product you go okay and then
7:01 you just go back to your regular diet but what if you couldn't go back
7:06 to your regular diet What would life be like if you were only allowed
7:09 to eat food products made by YouTubers I
7:12 think we should find out that's right folks
7:14 this week any food or water that I put in my body is strictly going
7:20 to be made by YouTubers I have gone to Great length to secure a wide
7:25 variety of YouTuber food products over the past few weeks and I want to see
7:29 what what strictly consuming food products made
7:32 by YouTubers does to the human body so
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9:25 have it's all the[ __] on the counter how's it look okay first off
9:28 it's like I got all these at a big and tall store cuz it was
9:31 no small feet getting all this YouTuber food okay as you all know I live
9:36 in Canada for some reason like 90% of this[ __] is unavailable up here just
9:41 like my water talk videos it was impossible to find stuff because like Canada
9:44 has a little bit more rules and regulations
9:47 around what people put in their bodies
9:49 and stuff which is cringe so for the non-p perishable products I had to use
9:53 a package forwarding service in America that shipped
9:56 it to there and then they forwarded it
9:57 to me and then for the rest of it like the lunch leaves and stuff
10:00 I actually had to pay someone to drive to Michigan for me buy all
10:06 this and then drive all the way home so this was a lot of work
10:08 just to get these[ __] brightly colored Foods so this is all the food I'm
10:12 pretty much going to be eating this week first up breakfast most important meal
10:16 of the day and uh this one was a little tricky I'll be honest at first
10:19 I wanted to order mish mash that cereal that uh Rett and Link made
10:23 but it was all sold out on their website and there's also like nowhere to find
10:26 it anywhere online dude I been texted
10:28 link personally yeah I was number one asking
10:31 if I if he had any for me that I could just send me but even
10:34 he didn't have any so I couldn't find that but shout out to those guys
10:37 they're awesome I then tried ordering the best
10:39 cereal which was made by the siden
10:42 but it's only available in the UK so I had to do a little
10:44 bit more research to find a breakfast food it would be nice if there was
10:47 just like a famous chicken on YouTube that sold all of its eggs but sadly
10:52 that doesn't exist I was going to order the JoJo seawash cereal there's a lot
10:56 of unopened boxes on eBay but a lot of those expir dates were 2022
11:01 and I didn't want to do that to myself the last way that I would
11:03 ever want to die is by eating expired JoJo seawa cereal JoJo sea wheel
11:09 that would suck I'd get to heaven at the Pearly Gates you know and God would
11:13 just be like a[ __] okay ow so after doing a little that hurt
11:17 my[ __] head ow so after doing a little bit more research I found a product
11:20 from this YouTuber called Feelgood foodie called
11:24 oath oats says gluten-free naturally sweetened vegan overnight
11:28 oats nice branding I like the name seems healthy non GMO I'm not the biggest
11:33 fan of overnight oats if I'm having oatmeal I want those[ __] Dino eggs
11:37 dude those are[ __] awesome the the little eggs you pour hot water on it
11:41 the eggs they hatch all candy dinosaurs come out of them those better be
11:46 in here and I haven't tried this yet
11:47 but I'm really grateful for this product because
11:49 as you can see on this table this is like the only YouTuber food product
11:53 That's like[ __] good for you I think this is the only one that's like
11:56 real food and like healthy so that's really nice so yeah I'm going to be
11:59 having oath oats for breakfast every morning also
12:02 in the morning I got to have coffee
12:04 I got to have my coffee you know what I'm saying don't talk to me
12:07 or I'll[ __] kill you so I ordered some Chamberlain coffee of course I
12:11 couldn't find any of the uh like beans in Canada so I just ordered
12:15 these like single use coffee bags I'm actually
12:18 super interested in this product you use it
12:19 like a tea bag but it's coffee I've I've always been curious about this product
12:23 also because you know I'm on the road a lot for tour and stuff Hotel
12:26 coffee tastes like Grandma[ __] if this is good maybe I'll buy some more
12:30 of it and bring it on tour with me I don't know I'm excited though I've
12:32 never had a coffee bag before I've had to bag for coffee please B St
12:38 but I was stressing because I'm not just going to have[ __] black coffee dude
12:41 that's boring that sucks I want it sweet and milky and creamy so we're going
12:45 to do a little collab here all right you know what I need in my coffee
12:48 I need some of Ninja's nuts huh yeah for some reason ninja you know
12:54 the fortnite guy he came out with his own cashew milk called nutcase cashew yeah
13:04 I don't know what cashew milk has to do with fortnite and streaming but ninja
13:09 you had the perfect opportunity for a food product on a silver platter I'd like
13:13 to remind you all of my favorite tweet of all time I'm in the middle
13:16 of carrying a League of Legends game about to close it out and my braless
13:20 wife brings me a sandwich not asked for with chips as I get a double
13:24 kill bot Lane so how is your day going bro oh my good I
13:35 think when you got that low taper fade they like they miss and got some
13:38 of your brain dude what the[ __] ninja you could have put out a pre-made
13:42 lunch box right like a a like like a[ __] lunchable right but you only
13:46 advertise it as a sandwich right but then you open it up and there's chips
13:49 in there cuz you didn't ask for them but they're there you could have called
13:51 it braless come on ninja you can have that idea you it's totally yours I'll
13:55 even invest in that company I swear to God so yeah I'm going to use
13:58 the ninja nut milk in my coffee every morning as well as overnight oats I
14:03 got the variety pack chocolate strawberry
14:05 and vanilla all right moving on to lunch
14:07 obviously I had to go with lunch s this thing is all the craze I'm
14:11 a little worried right now that it's not in the fridge because of all
14:14 the the mold[ __] from screen ring but yeah
14:19 this is a Lunchables competitor created by KSI
14:23 Logan Paul and Mr Beast there's three kinds of meals there's the pizza I'm not
14:27 the biggest fan of the quotation there
14:29 I'll be honest yeah the pizza there's also
14:32 the turkey Stacks as well as the fiesta nachos and each one comes with a little
14:37 Prime bottle which is the drink that KSI and Logan Paul made and then
14:41 also uh it comes with a little Feast tables bar which is Mr Beast
14:45 a chocolate Barn so yeah I'm going to have lunch Lee every day for lunch
14:50 for the next seven days and uh can't wait and for snacks we got
14:55 a lot of snacks okay because for some
14:57 reason YouTuber food most snacks when's the[ __]
15:00 produce coming out guys is do I have to do it am I going
15:03 to be the guy that's going to come out with produce all right so I
15:06 got these Mina snacks midnight mini cookies from uh poke man and then I got
15:11 these Joy Ride sour candy strips from Ryan
15:15 trean this is actually the only YouTuber
15:17 food product from someone I know or someone I've met personally and I I would
15:22 consider myself on good terms with so I hope that's good cuz I don't want
15:25 to burn any Bridges I also got some full-sized feasable bars lucky me and then
15:30 I also got some be happy popcorn from the demilios also[ __] isn't be happy
15:35 the name of that[ __] song from the the demilios why would you make
15:42 the thing that if sometimes you don't want to be that sometimes I don't want
15:46 to eat popcorn dinner this one was a little tricky this might have been more
15:50 tricky than breakfast a pretty big gap
15:52 in the market for a YouTuber dinner products
15:55 and I think I got to be the guy to capitalize on that okay I'm
15:58 I'm going to put up the new hungry mans but more inclusive the peckish person
16:04 I'm going to come with a new TV dinner but update it you know called
16:07 it a[ __] Tik Tok dinner but after doing a little bit of research though I
16:10 found out that the very popular YouTube
16:12 show hot ones they actually make a variety
16:14 of Frozen spicy chicken meals so I figured I would just have those but again
16:19 I the person I sent to go find all of this products they looked all
16:23 over and the only thing they could find was this hot ones Hot Pockets collab
16:27 the hot ones smoky green chili cheese
16:30 steak with reduced fat mozzarella cheese jalapeno peppers
16:33 cilantro and hot ones L calente verde
16:35 hot sauce and a crispy seasoned grass crispy
16:37 season not seasons and also I have that Jean that makes cilantro taste like soap
16:42 so that sucks balls for me it's going to be a[ __] weed this is
16:45 what I'm going to have for dinner every night for the next seven days I
16:47 also had a fun idea okay so hot ones right I ordered three of their sauces
16:53 okay because it is my probably actually one of my dreams one one day
16:56 is to be on hot ones Sean Evans if you're watching I've been a fan
17:00 since like the be season one bro come on okay but I got three sauces
17:03 I got the garlic Fresno which is the the knots too spicy one the Lost
17:08 cantes which is the middle one and then the last dab so I figured
17:11 I would put those hot sauces on the hot ones and then i' gradually increase
17:15 into the last dab on the final day you know just like my own hot
17:18 ones okay cuz you got to dress for the job you want not the hot
17:21 sauce you have and lastly which is not a lunch Le spin-off lastly let's go
17:25 through the the miscellaneous items the Beverages
17:28 and stuff so I got this pizy stuff
17:30 uh made by AR apparently you just like squeeze this onto food and it
17:35 pizies and it just makes it taste like pizza and I'm really curious to try
17:38 this later because I don't know if I believe it okay because you know if
17:41 you put ketchup on some it's going to taste like ketchup right if you put pizza
17:44 sauce on some it's going to taste like pizza but well we'll see I also
17:46 got some full-sized primee drinks that's going
17:49 to suck I've had one before sweetest thing
17:51 I've ever had I got some prime hydration packs so I can have my water
17:55 of the day right water talk it up I also got a bunch of Happy
17:58 Dad seltzers if I plan on getting drunk which I probably will why do
18:02 they sell alcohol this big almost a liter bro get[ __] blackout after this one
18:07 thing so that's everything that I'll be eating this week I figured you know I'm
18:10 definitely going to go more into detail and you know review these products as we
18:14 go and then I think I'll update all of you on how I'm feeling
18:17 throughout the week but yeah this amazing
18:19 diet starts tomorrow so I guess I'll[ __]
18:22 see you then I'm going to go to bed and I'll see you tomorrow
18:25 for day one I started off my day
18:27 with some Mountain wild blue blueberry overnight oats
18:30 and like I said earlier I'm not the biggest fan of overnight oats but this was
18:33 actually like really really good wasn't overly sweet which I really liked and I
18:37 especially enjoyed this because this is probably
18:39 the only way that I'm going to be
18:40 having any real fruit this week and I think it's also just super convenient if
18:44 you're someone who doesn't have time to make
18:46 breakfast every morning I've seen all I
18:47 needed to see oath oats 9 out of 10 I've also never heard of feel-good
18:51 foodie before making this video but I just think it's super funny that out
18:54 of all of the YouTuber food products that I'm eating this week There's Only one
18:59 from an actual YouTuber who talks about
19:02 food like this product actually makes sense
19:04 for her to put out it feels very natural I think she's really smart for doing
19:07 this it just feels a lot more genuine than Logan Paul being like hey I
19:10 know I just scamed all of you out of my nft project but can you
19:13 please buy my juice anyways now it's time for coffee this week I'm trying out
19:17 these Chamberlain coffee bags I really like
19:19 the colors and The Branding and it seems
19:21 like everything was made from pretty highquality
19:23 crap these definitely seem like they're best if
19:25 you're traveling somewhere and don't have access
19:27 to like a real coffee machine because it
19:29 was just like making a cup of tea and that's the tea I poured
19:32 in some hot water and now I just had to wait for 5 [Music] minutes when
19:44 the 5 minutes was up I went to the fridge to grab a can
19:46 of nutcase to put in my Chamberlain coffee on any other day I would usually put
19:51 cream in my coffee but that is not allowed and real quick the nutcase website
19:55 describes nutcase as nostalgia in a sexy
19:59 slim can kind of like nesquick but designed
20:02 and refined for adults made with clean
20:05 real ingredients grown up and guilt-free and I
20:08 may be wrong here but aren't ninjas fans like all little kids hi Zach
20:12 I heard that you are turning nine today so I just wanted to wish you
20:15 a very happy birthday and I hope you have an awesome ninja SL fornite themed
20:19 birthday party they don't want this[ __] man
20:22 they want real chocolate milk from a braless
20:24 cow I also don't think I would describe the can as sexy because it's
20:27 the shape of every other can in the world nostalgia in a hot[ __] can
20:33 I stay getting my wiener trapped
20:34 in this thing ouch but these are apparently plant-based
20:37 they're good for recovery after a visit
20:39 to Tilted Towers they've got pottassium and they're
20:43 naturally sweetened I'm just not the biggest
20:45 fan of cashews so I hope this doesn't
20:46 contain any cashews oh no fck I tried out the vanilla flavor first and it
20:50 didn't taste bad or anything but it
20:52 definitely had like an interesting flavor this[ __]
20:55 was straight up perplexing me dude poured
20:57 it into my Chamberlain coffee and I forgot to record myself actually drinking it
21:01 on this day but it tasted fine tasted like[
21:04 __] coffee I don't know I think the Chamberlain coffee bags they kind of taste
21:07 like just a slightly upgraded version of instant coffee and for 10 coffee bags
21:12 it cost around $20 American so it's basically like $2 per single use bag which
21:18 is a little steep for making coffee at home but for like traveling or camping
21:22 especially the coffee bags are worth it I think I've never gone camping and I
21:25 never will but I can assume and a few hours later it was time
21:29 for lunch okay guys it is lunch time I'm usually pretty full after my breakfast
21:35 I usually have like a pretty big breakfast
21:36 with like maybe like with eggs and stuff
21:39 but those oats they filled me up for a little bit but now I'm starving
21:42 so we've got lunch Le I'm honestly really excited to eat this not because I
21:47 think it's going to taste good or anything but I'm just excited to get it
21:50 out of my fridge because this box is huge it's freaking massive dude and I
21:54 feel like the whole appeal of Lunchables is like they're small they can fit
21:57 into a lunch box and stuff this is the size of a kid's backpack I feel
22:01 you know I don't know the size of stuff I'm going to try the pizza
22:03 one I'm actually really curious about this because
22:06 little fun fact I have a rider
22:07 at my shows Rider I hardly know so I get to a venue they'll
22:12 have stuff there that's on my rider so there's like beers like a fruit tray
22:16 you know water Gatorade and stuff and actually
22:19 Pizza Lunchables are on my rider because
22:21 I love pizza Lunchables and they're just like a Bund little snack I know they're
22:24 not that good for me but they taste okay so I'm curious what this is
22:29 going to taste like in comparison
22:31 to the regular pizza Lunchables also this will be
22:33 a fun little game because this is the one that uh apparently was covered
22:38 in mold there's a lot of mold happening
22:40 with the pizza ones pretty excited to see
22:42 if there's going to be mold in this one oh that's why the box is
22:46 so big you got to fit this[ __] in there that's[ __] huge dude I
22:50 feel like this is a big drink for me and I'm 30 kids are supposed
22:54 to have this much 355 M how much is in a can of of Coke
22:58 editing me can I put that on screen and this thing here says uh
23:01 leave no crumbs don't worry Jimmy KSI and Logan I won't it's time to play
23:08 find that mold hey yo mold check I think we're good that's a w so
23:19 lunch Le is obviously a Lunchables competitor
23:21 right I was a big Lunchables kid growing
23:24 up I always had Lunchables in my in my lunch I think it was
23:26 easy for my my mom to pack it for me and I also just like
23:30 uh but when I was a kid the pizza ones used to come with a little
23:33 red stick a red flat stick and you could spread the sauce on really
23:38 easy with it and I'm really bummed that lunch Ley had the opportunity to do
23:41 that and they didn't do it and don't tell me it's because they were trying
23:44 to reduce plastic cuz[ __] off that's not real plastic isn't real and uh Down
23:49 the Hatch tastes exactly like a regular
23:52 lunchable the only difference is in the pepperoni
23:54 it's like a little it's got a little bit more like seasoning than a regular
23:57 one which is honestly pretty surprising and they keep saying this one is made
24:00 with real cheese I can't tell the difference
24:02 brother I've personally never had a problem
24:03 with fake cheese let's try this um Prime I've had one prime before I've had
24:08 a blue one I got it when I was on tour a couple years ago
24:11 cuz I was curious and I hated it it was the sweetest thing I've ever
24:13 had in my life and uh I think one of my I think my teeth
24:16 were trying to run out of my mouth they're like [Music] that's not for me how
24:31 many calories in there 360 ooh that's pretty brat yeah 360 when I'm having lunch
24:37 I'm just having lunch leave I'm just kidding this is not brat this is not
24:40 giving brat and I used most of the cheese on the first one not
24:42 a good amount of cheese I'll say that I'd rather have the right amount of fake
24:45 cheese than not enough real cheese and that's the realest[ __] I've ever said
24:49 let's do this uh final pizza and then I get to have my dessert I
24:53 got a lot of extra sauce too and we don't waste food around these parts
24:56 man okay I regret that now it's a little chocolate bar time the whole branding
25:04 of Feasta is like this is so much better we worked so hard at this we
25:07 work tirelessly like I'm talking barely even
25:10 sleeping we spent so much research hours
25:12 I traveled from country to Country Chocolate
25:15 Factory to Chocolate Factory finding every possible chocolate
25:18 possibility to make the best chocolate ever and it's like it[ __] it's fine now
25:21 I got to finish this fortnite juice this L looks like a[ __] chug jug
25:24 bro I can't even enjoy it so I'm just going to chug [Music] ow I
25:39 got brain freeze I feel like a KSI in the thick of it video I'm
25:43 in the thick of it everybody n I'm not hungry anymore so I guess that's
25:47 good it did the thing that it's supposed to do I was hungry before
25:50 and then now I'm not okay I don't know if it was the uh lunch
25:55 le as a whole or just me chugging the prime at the end but stomach's
25:59 not feeling very good like I feel like I just I got more tired after
26:03 I ate that which is uh not ideal who knows maybe there was something
26:06 else maybe that was nja nut later on in the evening I decided to try
26:09 the Joy Ride sour blue raspberry strips from Ryan tryan again I don't know what
26:15 sour strips have to do with his videos but his content it's very fun it's really
26:20 engaging it's really bright and colorful right
26:22 and I think The Branding of this candy
26:24 reflects that really well I was pretty skeptical of these because it says it has
26:27 80% less sugar than regular sour strips and those are like my favorite candy I
26:32 think I like them so much cuz there is so much sugar on them so
26:35 I was nervous but I was actually
26:36 pleasantly surprised by these there's like a hint
26:38 of that Health Food flavor in them but they taste really[ __] good and I
26:42 could not stop eating them if I'm being honest the only thing I will complain
26:45 about is the packaging all the strips were like stuck together and it was really
26:49 hard to peel off so I ended up getting a bunch of sugar dust
26:51 all over my counter and my floor and there's no way to close the bag
26:55 after there's no[ __] zip top which is devastating so I just had to put
26:59 them in like my own ziplock bagg other than that pretty[ __] good okay I'm
27:02 going to give joy ride the sour belts 9 out of 10 and then it
27:07 was dinner time I'm having the hot Ones hot pocket by Nestle I was right
27:13 this is actually the first time I've ever had a Hot Pocket in my life
27:16 uh because I don't think we have them in Canada they they had to call
27:19 them they must if they up here they had to call them cold Pockets I've
27:24 never had a Hot Pocket so all this crisping sleeve nonsense was[ __] confusing I
27:28 felt like I was deciphering ancient hieroglyphics
27:31 or some[ __] it was scary should have
27:32 called this thing a thought pocket from how much brain power I needed the[ __]
27:37 is Herby I also paired the Hot Pocket with the first hot one sauce
27:41 in my hot sauce Gauntlet the garlic Fresno
27:44 in terms of taste of everything I can't
27:46 really tell you right now because I burned off all my[ __] taste buds when
27:50 I first bit into it that was pretty cool but once it cooled down I
27:52 actually didn't mind it thankfully I couldn't
27:54 taste the cilantro in it and the spice
27:56 level wasn't too gnarly for me so thankfully I deleted it in no time all
28:01 right it's the end of the first day no real change yet stomach ache went
28:06 away shortly after hot ones one the Hot Pocket was good but TMI but I
28:12 just um farted and uh it was a smell I've never smelled before so scared
28:17 for tomorrow day one in the books Merry Christmas who the[ __] is this guy
28:27 you know him I then got my breakfast ready for tomorrow with this sexy
28:31 ass[ __] can of nutcase went to bed and woke up on day two I
28:37 had a[ __] terrible sleep this night and I woke up feeling really tired
28:40 and Bloated I don't immediately want to blame the diet for the poor sleep but I
28:44 will absolutely blame it for the bloating I will say though the bad sleep
28:47 was very odd because I usually sleep like a baby you know wearing a diaper
28:52 and waking up crying every 20 minutes why is sleeping like a baby usually mean
28:56 good sleep aren't babies like famous for sleeping
28:59 like ship the saying should be I
29:00 slept like a baby's dad after he forgot the baby in the car anyways I
29:05 tried the maple roasted almond oath flavor
29:08 and this one wasn't as good as the blueberry
29:10 one but it was still okay it would probably be better in normal circumstances
29:13 but my milk situation was complicating things
29:16 a bit so thick usual oatmeal is pretty
29:19 easy to eat but with Ninja's nut it's like really thick Ninja's got a thick
29:24 stream thick nut dude oh my God this[ __] just[ __] double pump my[ __]
29:31 stomach I then made my Chamberlain coffee I decided on the careless cat blend
29:36 for this day even though they all taste
29:38 the[ __] exact same maybe my palette isn't
29:40 developed enough but I feel like 99% of coffee tastes the exact[ __] say
29:44 and I'm tired of pretending like it doesn't I always hated that part of my job
29:47 when I work at Starbucks people would come in and ask me like to describe
29:50 what the different roasts tastes like and it's
29:52 like brother it all tastes the same coming out and this afternoon was really
29:55 interesting because I was getting some work
29:57 done up in my office and I suddenly got like a really really sharp pain
30:01 like right where my heart is and for a few seconds I genuinely thought I
30:04 was going to die but then like 5 seconds later it went away and I
30:07 never experienced it since so who knows what that was but it feels important
30:10 for me to uh relay that information to you guys but there's only one cure
30:14 to a little heart attack a little lunch Lee another day another lunch Lee
30:20 I hope this GoPro is working I've I the first time using it it's kind
30:23 of matching my table really well too Fiesta nachos nacho chips with queso Blanc
30:28 and salsa with primerent strawberry banana ooh everyone
30:32 loves banana juice a nice refreshing banana juice
30:36 now you get a good idea of how big these freaking things are dude banana
30:40 okay let's give it a try God this[ __] is so sweet dude I feel
30:56 like I'm going to go blind after I drink all this but if I do
31:00 go maybe that's why they did it Mr Beast teamed up with prime so all
31:04 these kids will go blind and then he can have more to cure for his next
31:09 video th IQ Jimmy so we've got the salsa here and this Queso blanco
31:16 of sauce okay so we got these tiny ass chips here this what is
31:21 that I got to test out the cheese because you know I don't know if you
31:24 guys know this but I like my cheese drippy bro I like my cheese drippy
31:27 bro I like my cheese drippy bro doesn't seem very drippy but it kind of tastes
31:33 like um the Tostitos queso we got a little chip hanging off of here I
31:38 think there's someone hanging right there I feel like this is a lot of food
31:41 for a kid how much food do kids eat especially this bro you couldn't have
31:44 made a smaller one it actually is so like a YouTuber like Mr Beast KSI
31:49 Logan Paul to make the biggest[ __][ __] and this is not need to be
31:53 this big they're kids man but YouTubers got to be like I made the big
31:58 lunchbox you've ever[ __] seen would I go out and buy this would I
32:01 recommend you buying it for your kids
32:03 probably not but your kids are probably going
32:04 to freak out and snap their own necks if you don't buy it for them
32:07 so kind of put these uh parents in a sticky situation like I'm picturing if
32:11 there's like if someone brings a Lunchable
32:13 to school and then someone brings a lunch
32:14 Le the person with a Lunchable is like oh man back when I was
32:18 a kid Lunchables were the cool things to have for lunch except one time we
32:21 to share a lunchroom with um older grade like a grade above us I think
32:25 they were like fourth grade I was in third grade I had the hot dog
32:27 Lunchables and I love those they tasted awesome but the kid in the older grade
32:31 thought they were gross and he's like you[ __] eat those that's so gross you're
32:34 disgusting everybody laughed to me I went home I was like Mom don't ever buy
32:39 me those hot dogs again now we've got the um milk chocolate feasable just
32:44 a classic plain chocolate penis right in my eye
32:51 cheers tastes like[ __] medicine bro I'm not one of those[ __] YouTubers who
32:59 exaggerate when something's good I'll[ __] I can't
33:01 hide it same thing when something's bad I can't[ __] hide it dude this one
33:05 gets like a three dude this flavor sucks my balls I love bananas don't get
33:09 me wrong I[ __] with bananas heavy they should never be a drink flavor okay
33:13 well I'm going to do some work I guess I'll I'll see you guys
33:16 in a little bit for snack time okay
33:21 there's this cool this cool thing that happens
33:24 after you eat a lunch Le where you have um you feel like[ __]
33:27 sucks cuz I feel like[ __] but I haven't I haven't G number two yet
33:33 I'm really scared cuz I've I've eaten I've eaten quite a bit it's like
33:36 the oatmeal and the lunch Le are duking it out the oatmeal is like no he's
33:40 not going to[ __] no you can't get past me and the lunch Le's like
33:43 ah diara pretty cool I really want water yeah this proved to be the worst
33:47 part of the entire challenge all week long the only thing I wanted was just
33:51 plain regular water if I was like
33:54 a smart businessman before filming this video I
33:57 would have put out my own water brand and called it like water I
34:00 hardly know and then I could like drink the water and still have it be
34:03 a YouTuber food but I'm just I'm not that smart this was[ __] torture man
34:07 the only beverages I had this week were
34:09 Prime and the prime hydration packs in regular
34:14 water so yeah this week I definitely did not drink enough water and I do
34:19 not recommend doing this whatsoever but I'll tell you what I did eat a lot
34:22 of mina snacks from Pokemon Pokémon I do remember when these came out there
34:28 was quite a little bit of controversy surrounding them I think some of it was
34:31 about the um oh it's kind of just like white labeling where it's like
34:35 this was already a product and then they kind of just rebranded it I don't think
34:38 that's really a big problem people are I think freaking out a little bit too
34:41 much about that aspect but then also there was the uh the price that people
34:45 were pretty upset about these were pretty
34:47 expensive I forget how much they were because
34:49 you know I just freaking swiped my card and did the na neigh but I'll
34:51 put the price on screen I do remember them when hearing about them in the clip
34:55 like I remember them being a little a little pricey and then I think
34:58 Poké man had like a pretty gnarly reaction on stream when she like called
35:01 someone a broke boy like oh my God $28 for cookies it's four bags $7
35:06 a bag if you're a broke boy just say so that's crazy nothing minor about
35:10 the price at all spilled a bunch of crumbs as soon as I opened it
35:13 also smells like Oreos it's it's it's definitely
35:16 giving Oreo let's pop them in and see
35:17 how they feel huh pause okay this what they look like I don't know
35:20 why I'm holding it like a[ __] Yu-Gi-Oh card it's time to about to send
35:26 this[ __] with a shadow okay yeah they're not bad for a healthy cookie they
35:30 taste pretty good they taste exactly like Oreos oh you know what they remind me
35:33 of the Oreo thin stations you guys remember that[ __] those were so[ __] good
35:37 my mom used to buy those all the time I would eat them before she
35:40 got the chance to dude they were so good they're very crummy though I'll say
35:42 that not like the product you're like
35:44 a that's crummy it's literally crummy minus snacks
35:46 you know they launched there was a minus set bag you know what these are
35:48 a seven and I think that was the price right right $7 a bag $7
35:52 a bag if you're a broke boy just say so very cool I'm so thirsty
36:04 and to quench my thirst I have a big jug of water that I
36:07 am going to absolutely eviscerate with some
36:09 lemon lime Prime hydration powder I said
36:12 this in my water Talk video but I'm a huge fan of the liquid IV
36:16 product I have it pretty regularly like especially
36:18 when I'm hung over if I'm like touring
36:20 it tastes really good and I like I find that it actually like helps
36:22 a lot with hydration so I assume
36:24 the prime hydration packs would be just like liquid
36:26 IV but oh my God they were not the powder doesn't even[ __] dissolve all
36:32 the way dude so you get these weird[ __] clumps of sweet Dusty[ __] like
36:36 it literally looks radioactive the flavor wasn't
36:38 like completely awful but just like the regular
36:41 prime it was way too[ __] sweet Prime hydration gets a 2 out of 10
36:45 from me but anyways after I finished my glow-in-the-dark juice I had some more
36:48 joy ride sour strips as I made some food for my dog and we found
36:52 this recipe online for like a dog
36:54 friendly meatloaf recipe that's apparently really good
36:57 for my breed of dog it has like beef carrots oats and it's super easy
37:01 to make so we just make it for him every couple of weeks and he
37:04 absolutely loves it I'm usually happy to make
37:06 this food for him because I love him
37:07 with all my heart but this week it pissed me the hell off okay I
37:11 have to eat YouTuber food and drink chug jugs all week but then my dog
37:15 gets a fresh homemade meatloaf okay cool man I'll just have another[ __] hot
37:20 pocket I guess maybe if I burn my taste buds off I won't be able
37:22 to taste the prime tomorrow I forgot to give this a rating the hot one
37:27 top pocket 6.5 and with another Hot Pocket hastily shoved down my throat I went
37:33 to bed and began day three I had another terrible sleep that night and I'm
37:38 beginning to think it's because I eat
37:40 a flaming hot pastry filled with hot cheese
37:43 and spicy beef right before I go to bed but who knows so I went
37:46 downstairs and I had my thick ass
37:48 ninja nut oatmeal and tried the chocolate nutcase
37:51 flavor on its own and for some reason it made my teeth feel like really
37:54 fuzzy and hairy you know that you ever get that I don't know the milk
37:58 just has like a weird consistency to it and a really strange aftertaste but it's
38:02 good for you I guess so you know you can't have your ninja nut
38:05 and eat it too and since I've now tried all the nutcase flavors I'm going
38:08 to give nutcase by Ninja a five out of 10 the[ __] you say to me
38:13 you little[ __] I then had my Chamberlain coffee and then man I wish
38:16 I could just drink this[ __] water but for some reason I included water
38:21 in my a YouTuber food umbrella so here we go Prime hydration powder again look
38:26 at that man literally looks like I poured a bunch of[ __] sand into a cup
38:31 and surprise surprise this flavor was even worse than the lemon lime one I had
38:36 sweet as[ __] yet again but after I finished my Prime water it was lunchtime
38:41 all right another day another lunch LE
38:43 review turkey Stacks the crackers cheese and little
38:48 turkey slices I guess and this is the ice pop Prime which I which is
38:52 great cuz I just had one of those hydration powders and it[ __] sucked
38:56 so I can't wait to have more of it also just the fact that I'm
38:59 that this exists is[ __] wild the fact
39:02 that there's like YouTubers have their product
39:04 is like meat and cheese what the[ __] literally going to have KSI Logan Paul's
39:10 and Mr BEAST's meat in my mouth dude that's what that's what they want smells
39:16 like turkey turkey turkey I'm going to taste
39:19 each component individually and then I'll uh
39:22 they'll do a thing together okay go cracker first okay cracker is not bad it
39:28 tastes kind of like a Ritz cracker actually
39:30 I'm kind of[ __] with the cracker now
39:32 it's time for cheese the cheese is pretty good too it tastes kind of like
39:36 normal and now for the turkey okay that's all right I ate the rest
39:40 of the turkey stacks and just like all the other lunch leaves I've had so
39:43 far it was just all right it's pretty hard to[ __] up cheese and crackers
39:48 well it's easy to[ __] up cheese and crackers cuz I've I've done it
39:52 I can[ __] them up all day dude but it's hard to screww up cheese
39:54 and crackers so this was actually not bad until I had to drink the prime
39:58 yeah God and just the sweetest thing ever
40:00 literally tastes like a melted popsicle and I
40:02 know this is ice pop and I know that's what they're going for but hey
40:05 maybe don't go for that and they should just put out an ice flavor
40:08 I chugged the prime to get it
40:09 over with but unfortunately accured some psychic damage
40:12 along the way surprisingly I thought I was going to like the pizza the best
40:17 and honestly it might be this one I think I'm excluding the Prime with all
40:20 of these because if I'm including the Prime
40:22 with all the lunch leaves in my rating
40:23 systems then they're all[ __] zero and also minus a chocolate bar cuz too sweet
40:27 but but just the food i' probably say this is the best one cuz it's
40:30 just like it's cheese and crackers you can't really[ __] that up so I'd
40:32 probably give this like I guess like a seven so after eating all three lunch
40:38 Le variations I think I'd rank them turkey Stacks the pizza and then the fiesta
40:43 nachos but I would like to talk about lunchy as a whole for a second
40:46 I don't think it really made sense
40:48 for these creators to come together and release
40:50 this product KSI and Logan Paul do so much[ __] all the time and that's
40:54 like a point of Pride for each of them as well like they're essentially hustle
40:57 grind set Bros masquerading as YouTubers I'm
41:00 out here trying to level myself up that's
41:04 why I got Misfits that's why I've got Prime that's why I've got all
41:07 my Selman businesses XX uh sides you know the list goes on and same as Mr
41:13 Beast dude he always talks about how he's only like focusing his time on making
41:17 YouTube videos or making his Amazon Prime show I reinvest every penny I make I
41:22 work every hour I'm awake and he already has febles which is its own business
41:26 on its own so it's not even humanly possible for these three people who don't
41:30 even seem like they get along really
41:32 well to effectively work together and like spend
41:34 the time necessary to actually put out a product that is a better for you
41:39 lunchable what do you know it turns
41:40 out that the three billionaires have absolutely
41:43 zero chemistry together thanks for joining me
41:45 guys let's go yeah well pleasure yeah and that widespread mold issue they were
41:50 experiencing is a perfect illustration of that lack
41:53 of time and care dude even with prime the drink that KSI and Logan Paul created
41:57 and they[ __] talk about all the time
41:59 and they display it everywhere and their podcast
42:02 sets and even their wife's delivery room yeah Logan Paul's baby was born he
42:06 put up[ __] Prime and lunch Le dude and of course we have our snacks
42:10 and our energy drink none other than the greatest meals in the world lunch even
42:13 all that time and effort devoted to Prime there's still reports of the drinks
42:17 containing lead and Mercury dude Mercury that's
42:22 a planet how'd that even get in there dude welcome to the world Logan junor
42:26 have some[ __] mercury poisoning[ __] Jesus
42:30 and I've had so much of it this week I[ __] joked about prime being radioactive
42:34 but I was right personally I think it's just straight up[ __] that these people
42:37 are acting like they're trying to make
42:39 healthy food for kids because they're not if
42:41 they really cared about kids eating healthy they put out a[ __] salad kit dude
42:45 come on guys do it put out a[ __] steamed broccoli and chicken meal put
42:50 your money where your mouths are guys I also watched a Dr Mike video
42:53 about lunch Le and he broke down a lot of the issues surrounding the messaging
42:56 that they used when they released lunch like how they didn't list the sodium
42:59 or saturated fat levels on their website when
43:02 they were comparing it to Lunchables all they
43:03 did was say how many electrolytes was
43:06 in the lunch Le sodium getting rebranded as electrolytes
43:10 will be taught in marketing textbooks one
43:12 day he also pointed out that the portion
43:14 size between lunch Le and Lunchables they
43:17 differ quite a bit so comparing the nutritional
43:19 values isn't really fair because obviously
43:21 the Lunchables cheese and crackers which is 82
43:23 G is going to have more calories than the lunch Le turkey Stacks which
43:28 is only 72 G that's like if McDonald's was like our new healthy Burger is
43:33 much better for you than two burgers
43:35 another interesting thing Dr Mike brought up
43:37 in his video is how lunch Ley always
43:39 boasts about how much healthier they are because
43:41 they have lower calories so 30 less
43:43 calories 10 calories 230 calories but when you
43:45 look at the USDA caloric guidelines it
43:48 says that a children's lunch should contain around
43:50 625 calories because kids need energy to function
43:54 properly in school and to stay active and calories can provide that energy
43:58 but the turkey Stacks only contain 230 calories so
44:03 to reach the recommended amount of calories a kid would need to eat like 2
44:08 and a half of these things and if a kid did that he'd be ingesting
44:11 1,300 mg of sodium which is like way over the recommended amount so overall I
44:16 don't think these people really give a[ __]
44:17 about kids eating healthy I'm sure they
44:19 would like kids to eat healthy but their product isn't going to do
44:22 that and in terms of taste let's go
44:25 back to me for the final verdict they're just
44:28 okay all right let's move on from lunch Le a little later on that day
44:30 I was recording an episode of my podcast very really good you should go check
44:34 it out go subscribe if you haven't already but I was recording an episode
44:37 and decided to bring along the pizza with me to do a little review hey guys
44:42 what's up I'm here in my podcast studio and I'm also here sitting on my video
44:46 gear Command Center if y'all have ever wanted a POV of what it's like
44:50 to use a video gear Command Center and I figured this is the perfect place
44:54 to try out pizza five fits very nicely in the video gear Command Center I
44:59 will say turn anything into Pizza this is from AR I've never met him
45:03 in person there was one Split Second at the uh streamy guys look Curtis but I
45:10 didn't have the chance to say anything but this is his product I guess
45:14 he does he likes Pizza a lot he he incorporates into his content so it
45:18 makes sense but yeah I'm I'm a little skeptical of this you know you put
45:21 sauce on anything and it's going to taste like the sauce I think I have
45:23 to cut this little nipple off do I have scissors I don't think I have
45:26 scissors oh I might be stupid I didn't take this off if it works now
45:35 I'm so[ __] stupid oh it does looks like I just picked my butt okay
45:40 wow yeah very intense Pizza flavor I couldn't just order the pizza sauce like I
45:43 said earlier I had it had to come like they were like all out
45:47 or something really man were they were they
45:50 all out of the pizza pizza that you're
45:53 holding in your hand currently I think someone must have squirted that sauce
45:56 in my ear cuz I clearly got[ __] pizza for brains clearly they weren't out cuz
46:00 they sent me one it is a little weird though that the option to just
46:03 buy a pizza FY bottle was unavailable I had to buy it in like
46:07 a snack box that was significantly more expensive and I'm sure they did that so
46:11 they could just get more money out of me and it worked you know and I'm
46:13 a little upset about it I guess
46:14 that's capitalism I should start doing that sorry
46:17 guys I'm all at of shirts you got to buy 10 shirts so they
46:21 sent it with a bunch of snacks they sent these Pirates Booty age white cheddar
46:25 rice and corn Puffs dried pineapple chunks
46:30 Pringles Ritz cheesec crackers that got[ __] smashed
46:33 in the mail and then slim gem I'm going try the pizza FY in all
46:36 these and see how it tastes first up let's try Pringles and these also got
46:41 smashed in the mail I will say this pizza fi tastes good does it make
46:46 the Pringle taste like pizza no it makes it taste like a pringle with some
46:49 pizza sauce on it which isn't a bad thing but maybe be different maybe
46:52 with Ritz because it has cheese and what if I try to up the dosage
46:55 here what if I really[ __] squirt oh yeah now that's a squirt here we
46:59 go now that tastes more like pizza would you believe me if you put more
47:02 of this on it it tastes more like it if you um you know suck
47:08 really small dicks no if you SM if you partake in the devil's lettuce this is
47:12 like heaven dude I can already picture it cuz I've never done it I never
47:15 will I spent the next few minutes
47:16 messing around with the snacks and putting Pizza
47:19 on every single one and looking back at this footage now I feel like
47:22 I I probably could have gotten away
47:23 with eating like real fruits and vegetables if
47:26 I just like put Pizza fi on the healthy food then it would immediately turn
47:31 it into a YouTuber food right because pizza's whole thing is like if you put
47:34 Pizza on something it turns it into something
47:36 completely different you know is a banana
47:37 still a banana if it has pizza fi on it I don't know it's like
47:41 a ship aesus type thing right this is a larger philosophical debate that I don't
47:45 really think we have time for but everybody
47:47 write your full thesis in the comments
47:49 below I want to truly put it to the test because so far if
47:52 you guys been paying attention to the video there are two items that I've had
47:54 to have every single day that I don't like now Fe febles and Prime so
47:58 here's my theory if I put enough of this stuff on Feasta bles and Prime maybe
48:03 I'll like it cuz it'll taste like pizza so so okay I've got Feasta
48:09 bles here I got the regular fulls siiz milk chocolate one and then I got
48:12 this Austin Matthews Prime so I guess this just sort of tastes like him a little
48:19 weird to uh have a guy as your flavor that's like if if the Gatorade
48:22 came out with a flavor and it was just called like Gary Tyler I'll
48:26 do a cube at a Time Minecraft be like it even has like a little
48:32 container for [Music] it Eric you lied to me that didn't turn the feast BS
48:47 into pizza at all mm-m don't do that for Prime I'm not sure I got
48:51 to make a little potion I think in the cap okay A little bit
48:53 of Prime in there and then we hit it with a little bit of pizy dude
49:00 this looks like diarrhea bro cheers boys
49:11 actually wasn't that bad that's not good if
49:13 putting pizza sauce in your drink makes it better Logan Paul KSI you[ __] up
49:17 final verdict for pizza fire the snack box was a little pricey I remember
49:21 that but I mean it was worth it you get a lot of snacks you
49:23 know what I think Pizza fi I'm going to give that[ __] I'm going
49:25 to give it an a I'm going to eat some more of these snacks I think
49:28 and then I'm going to go home and eat a Hot Pocket yeah this week
49:31 was definitely starting to take its toll on me and yet I persisted after I
49:35 got home from my podcast Studio I had another Prime hydration drink and the most
49:39 incredible thing happened I think my body was
49:42 finally getting used to this diet because I
49:44 had a reunion with my long lost friend the toilet and I won it only
49:48 took 3 days but I successfully made a touchdown I threw it like a touchdown
49:53 too pooped in my hand and I went into the toilet dude after my wife
49:57 and I tried the Joy Ride Cherry Berry ropes and they were pretty good
50:01 but the sour strips were much better it's like Twizzlers kind of but like
50:04 with a little bit of Goo inside uh you can use that in your ads Ryan
50:07 if you want it's like Twizzlers kind of but like with a little bit
50:09 of Goo inside I then heated up my hot pocket and this is when I realized
50:12 how much it looks like a chicken bake and I'm going to be honest I
50:15 was a little full from all the pizza snacks I had a few hours prior
50:18 so I only had half of the hot pocket but I enjoyed every second
50:21 of it because tomorrow I was moving on up the spice scale to the Los Caliente
50:26 so and with that it was time for day four I started off my day
50:30 with some oatmeal because I have no choice and I also picked this night owl
50:33 blend for my daily Chamberlain SL nutcase
50:36 coffee and wouldn't you know it was just
50:39 all right and then a few hours later it's time for lunch okay for lunch
50:42 today I've got the pizza lunch Le again half of a hot Ones hot
50:47 pocket that I didn't eat last night and I thought it'd be fun to put
50:52 the pizza fi on it I'm put this in the microwave keep my phone
50:56 in there as well so you guys can get a nice view okay I'm about halfway
51:02 done the week I've said this earlier but I feel like I feel a lot
51:07 more bloated than I usually do and I don't know if it's like the lack
51:10 of sunlight because of the winter time but I haven't been sleeping well at all
51:15 I don't want to blame the food for that cuz it could be a variety
51:17 of things but um I feel like it's important to say bow movements they have
51:21 not been moving all right I'm not
51:23 seeing enough movement I'm not seeing enough movement
51:25 Ninja nut milk other than that I feel semi-normal I think the only thing I'm
51:31 I'm feeling is just[ __] boredom YouTubers you got to put out some more food
51:35 man I'm[ __] sick of these lunch LS already I'm sick of the Hot Pockets
51:39 sick of the oatmeal I want my usual diet I want fruits and vegetables sucks
51:43 man I want like regular water I miss regular water a lot my body is
51:48 like where is you know what we're going to keep[ __] powering through dude I'm
51:52 going to eat this lunch Le and it's going to be awesome man I
51:54 can't wait so I put the pizza on the lunch sleep and it was pretty
51:58 good luckily the weather hasn't been too bad so I've been able to go
52:01 for like hour walks so I've been getting like 10 15,000 steps a day this week
52:05 thank[ __] God I got to offset all this[ __] crap I'm eating dude cuz
52:09 I feel like if I wasn't walking I'd be like that[ __] the the person
52:12 who who does drugs on the couch they're just[ __] we're going to crush
52:16 this Prime right now the best way to drink Prime is to drink it as fast
52:19 as you can so you get it over with sounds like I'm drinking[ __] Ever
52:25 Clear dude I actually rather wood drink
52:27 Ever Clear than this hey guys I'm editing this video right now and the funniest
52:31 thing just happened out of everything I consumed
52:33 during my week of YouTuber food and beverages Prime was by far the worst so
52:38 I thought it was very funny when earlier this morning I opened my Instagram
52:42 and I see a DM from the official Prime account that reads Curtis join the prime
52:48 fam for our biggest launches yet we're kicking
52:51 off the year with epic drops and we
52:53 want you on our exclusive list let us know the best address for your first
52:57 Prime delivery no actually you know what maybe I should respond with an address
53:07 okay I just wrote I just sent them back a message so they said let
53:10 us know the best address for your first Prime delivery so I said uh 42069
53:15 Lima Lane mercuryville Japan let me know if yall accept crypto Zoo that's it I
53:20 thought it was funny back to the video all right another lunch in the books
53:23 thank you so much Jimmy Logan and KSI I don't know ksi's your'll name four
53:28 lunch Lees down three to go after
53:30 lunch I had another Prime hydration because[ __]
53:33 regular water sucks anyway dude I didn't even want it I did find a way
53:36 to make it a little more bearable though got this Lexus US Open Stanley
53:40 Cup as a gift when I played pineur number two with my friend Aaron last
53:44 year and you can fit so much[ __] water in this thing 40 o
53:47 of water to be exact and Prime hydration
53:49 recommends mixing in one pack with 16 oz
53:52 of water so by tripling the amount of water I'm putting the Prime into entally
53:56 making it three times less sweet so it was actually like okay to drink now
54:00 and later on that night I was watching my favorite Christmas movie Jingle All
54:03 The Way while enjoying some demilio be happy
54:06 white cheddar popcorn and this was actually really
54:09 good as well and mostly because it
54:10 tasted like every other white cheddar popcorn I've
54:13 ever had in my life and that's always really tasty so I'm going to give
54:16 it an 8 out of 10 I then got a really crazy headache out
54:18 of nowhere so that was really cool and I also had zero bowel movements that day
54:22 so I was not feeling good like I'm hungry but I don't want spicy hot
54:27 pocket you know what I mean I've now upgraded to the Lost caliente's hot sauce
54:35 and it was a significant jump in terms of spice but luckily I had Ninja's
54:39 thick nut to pour down my throat and cool me off and with that another
54:42 Hot Pocket in my hot pocket that's my stomach I I feel like a Hot
54:46 Pocket could be several things another Hot Pocket in my ass speaking of stomach
54:50 though luckily I rarely get bloated it hardly like ever happens to me it happens
54:54 to me so little that for like most most of my life I thought people
54:57 were lying when they said they were bloated because I just didn't know what
55:00 that was but this week oh my God man people were not lying something
55:03 in these foods made me blow up like a[ __] balloon look at this[ __]
55:07 bro I look like pregnant Brian oh it also hurt a lot cool and on top
55:11 of that I felt[ __] sluggish like all week I do not recommend doing
55:15 this okay never never do this and candidly I've gained like I think like 30
55:19 lbs over the past like 2 years and like I'm trying to eat better
55:23 and exercise more that's like a conscious thing
55:25 I've been doing over the past like 6
55:27 months but I feel like I lost any progress I made in this one week
55:30 dude and honestly I wish I was exaggerating for the video but I'm not dude
55:34 food has a massive impact on how you feel and this[ __] was not making
55:38 me feel good whatsoever but I was already in too deep to quit so you
55:42 know one could say I was in the fck of it everybody knows okay day
55:46 five this is pretty cool I woke up with a shooting pain in the right
55:49 side of my abdomen and I Googled it and I got really scared because
55:52 everything was saying that my appendix burst
55:55 but it went away after a few minutes
55:56 so we're all good I guess that just comes with a territory if you want
55:58 to eat YouTuber food every day you got to go through these like little death
56:02 scares I then had my daily oath
56:04 oatmeal and my Chamberlain nutcase coffee while I
56:07 hung out with kiwi and for lunch that day I had the fiesta nachos again
56:11 and at this point I just wanted to get through the food as quickly
56:14 as possible this footage is even sped up dude that's just how fast I was eating
56:17 it[ __] you later on that night I opened Prime video on my TV because
56:22 I wanted to watch an episode of Fallout and who do I see on the front
56:26 page Mr Beast himself I can't escape him I got Mr Beast meat in my mouth
56:31 every afternoon and now he's on the goddamn boob tube I mean this is
56:35 just a dream come true this is what life is supposed to be like
56:39 guys YouTubers aren't meant to just make
56:41 YouTube videos that's not what being a YouTuber
56:43 is about being a YouTuber is about doing as many things as you possibly
56:47 can spreading yourself so thin that everything
56:50 you do is half ass at best YouTube
56:53 is not art it's a business and I think that's beautiful I was so
56:58 excited to watch Jimmy on Amazon Prime so I cracked open my second lunch Le
57:02 of the day and I scarped it down while watching the first episode of Beast
57:06 games Mr Beast brand new game show
57:09 that was actually filmed right here in Toronto
57:11 in this show a th000 people compete for $5 million and if you're wondering how
57:15 they accurately showed everything that was happening
57:17 to the a th000 people they didn't I'm sure it gets more mellow as the season
57:22 progresses but watching the first episode of Beast
57:25 games felt like what I think meth feels like there was way too much going
57:36 on it was scary I was like jumpy I like it was a meth dude
57:42 what a day you look lonely I can fix that sorry filming for my phone
57:54 here I forgot the prime drinking Prime while watching Prime I left my wife
57:59 and my 3-year-old son why' you leave your wife for this show but I chugged
58:04 the remainder of my Prime and didn't
58:05 bother finishing the first episode because personally I
58:08 hated it I think it's not good but I've got some bad news guys you know
58:11 this whole week I've been really good you know I've stuck to my diet
58:15 I haven't faltered at all just I had to get through this week I don't
58:18 know what it was something about that night I I gave into temptation later
58:22 on that night I was watching Jack Frost and we had just bought like a 10
58:25 of these quality Street chocolates for Christmas
58:27 time and unfortunately they were too good to turn down and as I reached
58:31 into the pile of yummy chocolates I randomly grabbed
58:35 a little treat for me and oh come on man what the[ __] I sadly
58:37 ate my dark chocolate febles bar as I watched Jack Frost and I was pretty full
58:42 from everything so I didn't end up having a Hot Pocket but I went
58:44 to bed happy knowing that my week of YouTuber food was almost complete I woke up
58:48 on day six from another shitty[ __] sleep ready to take on another day
58:53 of this stupid experiment dude even my dog was getting B on my diet and he's
58:57 eating the same thing every day for 7 years I opened my fridge to get
59:00 my oath oats but they were nowhere to be found I searched and searched
59:03 and this is when I remembered I forgot to prepare them the night before I
59:07 forgot to overnight my oats so in an act of desperation I heated up some
59:12 of Ninja's nut in a pot and cook the oats and after a few minutes
59:15 I had a little bowl of baby[ __] delicious I then had my Chamberlain nutcase
59:19 coffee and a few hours later I had the pizza lunch Le again but I
59:23 must have gotten some inspo from heating up my breakfast fist this morning so I
59:27 decided to do something crazy and put the pizza lunch Le in the oven I
59:31 had the little chocolate while I waited
59:33 and chug this little bottle of mercury poisoning
59:35 as well after a few minutes my little pizzas were nice and cooked and ready
59:38 to be eaten okay they definitely smell better
59:39 than usual okay they're better in the oven
59:42 should have been doing that all week and later on in the day it
59:46 was Hot Pockets time yet again I was having dinner a little earlier than usual
59:50 on this day because we were going
59:51 to a Christmas party that night at our friend's
59:53 house so I had to make sure that I had a full belly before
59:56 we went because you know I wasn't going to be allowed to eat any
59:58 of the food there which is great which is fun and it really sucked too
1:00:01 because they had like the best looking[ __]
1:00:03 Sherie board I've ever seen in my life
1:00:05 but I wasn't allowed to eat any of it okay and I didn't want
1:00:07 to be the guy to go up and be like hey is any
1:00:09 of this the turkey Stacks since it was a Christmas party I was going to get
1:00:13 a little[ __] up so you know what that means it's time to do an in-depth
1:00:17 review of happy Dad Seltzer launched in 2021 by the nek boys who are known
1:00:23 for their shitty podcast first of all I'm not even talking I'm he's tired
1:00:27 of your[ __] I'm not talking and their failed
1:00:29 nft project you know what saying failed
1:00:32 nft project is a little redundant I can just say nft project the nek boys
1:00:36 also recently received a shout out from the CEO of UFC Dana White during Donald
1:00:42 Trump's acceptance speech I want to thank the boys Aiden Ross the fact that[ __]
1:00:46 YouTubers got shouted out during a president's
1:00:49 acceptance speech this is the worst we
1:00:50 should we we all need to die and also like dude I don't know why
1:00:54 this[ __] nek dude[ __] with Trump so why does he why does he love
1:00:57 Trump so much dude he's Canadian he's from Miss Saga bro dude you weren't even
1:01:02 born in America man Trump does not[ __] with you dude the nek boys are
1:01:05 very popular with college dudes named Trent
1:01:08 so they launched a Selzer brand to compete
1:01:10 with the very popular white claw and in terms of what they could have released
1:01:14 for Their audience it's pretty smart I think the only thing they could have sold
1:01:17 more of to Frat Boys is a collection of pastel colored buttonup shirts but yeah
1:01:22 when I wore pink in high school I got called the F slur got
1:01:25 it sorry when I did my taste of happy Dad I was trying to be
1:01:28 as impartial as I could and truthfully I was pretty excited to try happy Dad
1:01:32 because based on my childhood I didn't even know those existed I'm going to give
1:01:36 it a go and see I'm just give my first uh first what's it called
1:01:41 first um First Impressions dude I swear
1:01:46 to God I've been having like[ __] brain fog
1:01:49 all week I can't[ __] think of words[ __] and I'm blaming my[ __]
1:01:53 diet dude like Prime thank God thank [Applause] God not for me I will say
1:02:02 this is pretty warm cuz I forgot to put them in the fridge but yeah
1:02:05 I'm just not a big Seltzer guy and I'm also not a big nek guy
1:02:08 I would just rather have a beer you know but cuz this kind of tastes
1:02:11 like an alcoholic Prime at least with prime you can drive a car after right
1:02:16 I mean you can but you know first impressions for Taste alone happy Dad I'm
1:02:21 going to give I'm going to give a four for comparison I would give white
1:02:25 claw like a five so I then housed this Hot Pocket with the Lost Cente
1:02:29 sauce I also had a prime hydration in preparation for all the happy dads I
1:02:33 was about to consume that night
1:02:34 and this one was interesting because it looked like
1:02:36 someone literally blew a load into my water but I've been having Ninja's nut all
1:02:40 week so this was light work I didn't take any pictures or videos because uh
1:02:43 sorry I was living in the moment I had about six or seven white claws
1:02:47 that night and just like most the other products this week they were just all
1:02:50 right a weird thing happened though I don't know if it was like I got
1:02:52 like a faulty case of them but like the more happy Dash I drank
1:02:56 the less I really cared about the taste of them we'll say this what happy
1:02:59 Dad they work if you intend on getting[ __] up and folks as I tucked
1:03:03 myself into bed that night I went to bed a happy Dad because I knew
1:03:07 there was only one more day so I woke up a little hung over
1:03:15 from all the happy dads but you know
1:03:16 what Anthony Bourdain said about how to treat
1:03:18 a hangover you got to do to fix a hangover is have an oath oatmeal
1:03:22 that you drunkenly put in the fridge last night so I had my final oath
1:03:25 oatmeal and at this point I didn't give a freaking crap anymore so I
1:03:28 put the pizza on the oatmeal dude I'm so crazy you can't take me anywhere
1:03:32 and with that my o Journey was complete and I was smiling through it all
1:03:37 can't believe this is my life I then had my final Chamberlain SL nutcase coffee
1:03:41 and went for a walk with my dog and it was a good thing I
1:03:44 was wearing my scarf too because underneath
1:03:46 that thing I could not stop smiling only one more day of eating this[ __]
1:03:50 and drinking Mercury lead smoothies and for my final
1:03:53 lunch Lea I decided I needed to do something special if this was the last
1:03:57 time I was ever going to eat one of these things I needed to celebrate
1:04:00 this special occasion so I made a full shery board complete with all the turkey
1:04:05 stack them components a Feasta bles bar
1:04:08 some Mina cookies some Joy Ride sour strips
1:04:12 some be happy popcorn and a ramkin full of pizza fi wow isn't this disgusting
1:04:20 it's a special occasion so I had to dress up a little bit it's
1:04:23 the final lunch and uh I've got this nice fancy glass here that we're going
1:04:28 to put the Prime in and after I finish this Prime that'll be a wrap
1:04:37 on lunch and with that final sip of prime my lunch Le torture was finally
1:04:47 over seven lunch Lees 7 days no I think I had eight eight lunch
1:04:51 leaves 7 days and I'm never having one ever again I'm dressed like a waiter
1:04:57 right now too oh excuse me I'm dressed like a waiter right now too was
1:05:00 everything to your liking no no no
1:05:05 understandable and later that night I heated up
1:05:07 my final hot pocket but since it was the final day that meant it was
1:05:11 time for the last dab so I put a hefty amount on the hot pocket
1:05:15 and took a big bite it really didn't feel that bad at first but after
1:05:19 a few seconds the pain really started to ramp up the heat was seriously intense
1:05:24 and Ninja's thick nut flowing down my throat was the only thing that could make
1:05:27 me feel better dude I even had sip of prime to see if that would
1:05:30 help but it didn't do a thing and I'm honestly surprised the heat
1:05:32 from the hot sauce mixing with the Mercury
1:05:34 and the prime didn't make my[ __] head
1:05:36 explode but after a long while the pain finally went away and when I looked
1:05:40 at the clock it was 1211 my torturous week of strictly eating YouTuber Foods was
1:05:47 finally over so I poured myself a big glass of regular plain ass water
1:05:53 and I chug that thing and just like Logan and Paul Dawning a pair of colorblind
1:05:58 glasses I too cried tears of joy so it's been a few weeks since
1:06:09 my little food experiment I've had some time to look back on it and uh reflect
1:06:14 during the week I was so annoyed and irritable and Bloated and tired and I
1:06:19 just hated it you know those times in your life that were stressful and just
1:06:22 terrible but when you look back on them it's with much fun and you appreciate
1:06:27 what you learned during those times well
1:06:28 after looking back on my little YouTuber food
1:06:31 experiment I came to realize that that was not one of those times okay[ __]
1:06:35 that[ __] that sucks that was such a dumb idea do not do this ever
1:06:40 okay if you're going to have YouTuber food just have it every once
1:06:43 in a while I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that but just please
1:06:46 just do your research on what is in foods that you're eating and do not
1:06:51 base your entire diet around YouTuber Foods okay that was shitty and dumb and I
1:06:56 meant to weigh myself before and after the challenge but I forg and so
1:07:00 this is just a personal feeling but I do actually think I gained a few pounds
1:07:05 during this challenge just based on how I feel and I weighed myself today
1:07:09 and I did not weigh this much a few weeks ago so I know that's not
1:07:13 concrete evidence that I gained weight from this diet but I do have a feeling
1:07:17 that all those spicy hot pockets did a number on my body uh especially
1:07:22 my stomach lining but as I said
1:07:23 several times throughout this video during the whole
1:07:25 week I felt bloated and uncomfortable I
1:07:27 had less energy I experienced more brain fog
1:07:30 my bowel movements were so infrequent
1:07:32 that my toilet actually put up lost Curtis signs
1:07:35 all over my house cuz he hasn't seen me in so long and I also
1:07:38 didn't really have any restful sleeps it's
1:07:40 like every day like my breakfast was normal
1:07:42 cuz it was just oatmeal and coffee but then the rest of the day it was
1:07:44 just like Hey try this hockey player
1:07:46 Mercury juice and don't forget your spicy beef
1:07:49 pillow and to Echo what I said at the beginning of this video it is
1:07:52 a massive responsibility to create a food product and sell it to people and I
1:07:58 think the appeal of immense Financial gains
1:08:01 kind of makes people forget about that responsibility
1:08:03 you know luckily there are usually guidelines in place you know that need to be
1:08:06 met before you can actually sell a food
1:08:08 product to the public but those guidelines
1:08:10 don't automatically make them good for you to eat right I don't know if
1:08:13 you guys remember that like pink sauce debacle from like last year but it just
1:08:17 goes to show you that like starting a food business is not easy and it
1:08:21 can be very dangerous even the biggest
1:08:23 YouTuber on the platform with like endless resources
1:08:27 at his disposal he's had issues with every
1:08:29 single food product he's ever released Mr Beast bger dealt with lack of quality
1:08:33 assurance across the board I also just found
1:08:35 out that Feasta bles has like child labor allegations and with lunch Le you have
1:08:39 the nutritional concerns as well as the mold issue right like if I wanted blue
1:08:43 cheese Jimmy I'd order some wings and I'm
1:08:45 not saying all these YouTubers are wrong
1:08:47 for putting out a food product but some of them just don't make any[ __]
1:08:51 sense to me when a product actually relates to a person and what they do
1:08:55 do or who they are then personally I'm going to feel more inclined to purchase
1:08:58 that product like how Tom Holland put
1:09:00 out that non-alcoholic beer recently because while
1:09:03 going through his own personal Journey with sobriety
1:09:06 he realized like most non-alcoholic beers are
1:09:08 either not good or just unavailable so he just made one himself that's[ __] cool
1:09:13 I love that like that to me is so much cooler than[ __] like Ryan
1:09:16 Reynolds being like hey buy this gin because I made it and I'm me you've
1:09:20 seen me in movies remember I don't know in conclusion I just do the best
1:09:23 research you can before consuming a food
1:09:25 product you know everything in moderation of course
1:09:28 you know if a YouTuber you like puts out a food product support it
1:09:30 or don't I don't care I do not care what you put in your body
1:09:34 because that is your body you can put whatever you want in there the only thing
1:09:36 I will strongly suggest you guys not do
1:09:39 is eat strictly YouTuber foods for a week
1:09:42 or any amount of time really but maybe I'm just jealous perhaps I'm envious
1:09:46 of all the money that these YouTubers are making by slapping their name on some
1:09:49 random ass food product and then selling
1:09:51 it to their audience it's smart you know
1:09:53 you sell people a consumable product so they consume it and then they got
1:09:57 to keep coming back for more right therefore
1:09:59 increasing the amount of sales you get therefore
1:10:00 increasing the amount of money in your pocket in your hot pocket I can't do
1:10:04 that okay because I only sell merch until now that's right guys I am launching
1:10:11 the world's first edible candy clothing have
1:10:13 you ever looked at a shirt and thought
1:10:15 ah sweet well in this case you'd be right I have teamed up with the most
1:10:18 skilled candy makers in the world the Oompa loomas and we have created the first
1:10:22 ever consumable merch so you got to keep keep on coming back for more
1:10:26 each shirt is made of the cheapest sugar we could find mostly sugar we dust
1:10:30 off the ground when I open a pack of Joy Ride sour strips the patent
1:10:34 denied gummy shirt is sticky to wear and a nightmare in the summer I
1:10:39 hope you like bees but how do they taste not good one could argue they're
1:10:43 an Abomination to The Taste bug their mere
1:10:45 existence is an act of defiance against
1:10:48 God and they're not good for you in order for the gummy shirts to keep
1:10:51 their shape we had to implement a special binding agent that may may or may
1:10:55 not contain ASB bestus there's also Mercury and lead in there but we only did
1:10:59 that because we saw Prime do it these gummy shirts may not taste good
1:11:03 or be good for you but that doesn't matter because when you buy a Curtis
1:11:07 Connor gummy shirt 100% of the proceeds go directly to me the oal lupas don't
1:11:13 even want money it's crazy yes we do no they don't buy the five shirt
1:11:18 bundle today because we're all out of shirts
1:11:20 available now all right thanks for watching
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