Vic Power Trips After His Undeserved Promotion feat. Tony Cavalero | DMV

0:00 [laughter]

0:03 Slappy salmon, homie.

0:05 You got fish, kiwi?

0:07 Yeah, you got me.

0:09 [laughter]

0:08 No, I didn't do a thing.

0:10 All right, salmon are spawning.

0:11 Who wants it?

0:13 Message received.

0:17 SLAPPY SALMON!

0:20 OH, GOD.

0:21 VIC, MY OFFICE NOW.

0:22 UH-OH.

0:23 Sounds like Mama Grizz wants a bite.

0:30 Oh, boy.

0:31 Tough time in the principal's office, huh?

0:33 Barb promoted me.

0:35 What?

0:35 Yeah.

0:36 She said she saw something special in me.

0:38 Right?

0:39 Anyway, say hello to the new executive driving examiner.

0:44 Are you kidding?

0:45 There is one downside.

0:46 I now have to be here every day at 8:00 a.m.

0:49 That's when everyone has to be here.

0:51 Oh, big news all around today.

0:53 I do not understand.

0:55 Uh, that chair still acting up, buddy?

0:57 I don't feel it anymore.

0:59 Tell you what, I'm going to put in a request for a freshy.

1:02 Perks of the promosh.

1:07 They swing the ball to Berry in the corner, up fake, straight to the hole.

1:12 THERE'S A WHISTLE.

1:13 REF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

1:15 THAT WAS A EURO STEP.

1:16 BABY, TAKE A STEP BACK.

1:18 DON'T MAKE ME TEA YOU UP.

1:19 ALL RIGHT, DURING THE FREAKING FINALS.

1:21 I CAN'T

1:22 HEY.

1:23 UH, I was wondering if you had a second.

1:24 I wanted to bend your ear about something.

1:25 Are you busy?

1:26 Uh, well, yeah.

1:27 I mean I mean I mean, sure.

1:28 Come on in.

1:28 Okay, cool.

1:30 So, a co-worker begged me for advice and then did the complete opposite.

1:35 Ugh, it really boils my beaver.

1:38 Who was it?

1:38 It was you.

1:39 What?

1:40 You gave Vic a promotion.

1:42 Oh, that?

1:42 That was just a fake title.

1:44 I thought you said you were going to discipline him.

1:46 Yeah, I did, but then I realized what Vic needs is to feel empowered.

1:50 He needs discipline.

1:52 Greg, Greg, you know I grew up in a military family, right?

1:55 Yeah.

1:56 The values I learned, loyalty, punctuality,

1:59 secrecy in the name of other people's comfort.

2:01 Sure, sure.

2:02 Well, the discipline part was a real mixed bag.

2:06 I turned out fantastic, but my sister, whee, she's a mess.

2:10 The pediatric cardiologist?

2:12 No, the partner in the Manhattan law firm.

2:14 Every vacation home she buys is a cry for help, I'm guessing.

2:18 I've never been invited.

2:20 Well, empowerment won't work for him.

2:22 I think you and I both know he is not the fastest horse on the carousel, right?

2:26 Executive entering.

2:28 Is that a clip-on?

2:29 What?

2:30 No.

2:31 It's Velcro.

2:32 Cutting edge.

2:34 Barb, I just wanted to inform you that I've been spreading

2:36 the wordy word that it's all hands on deck at 0800 hours.

2:40 Excellent work, Vic.

2:41 It's just an honor to serve.

2:45 Manager.

2:50 Gregory, a little walk and talk.

2:51 I noticed some dried out markers when I was rewriting the board.

2:54 I'm going to need you to go through and weed out the duds.

2:56 I'm not doing that.

2:58 Lucky for you, I'm going to let that slide,

3:00 but only because I love the phrase let that slide.

3:03 Dwayne, that's three bathroom breaks in an hour.

3:06 I'm not going to let that slide.

3:10 All right, make a right turn up here.

3:12 Taking a right up here.

3:13 I would actually have her make a left to avoid the construction.

3:18 [sighs] Okay, make a left.

3:18 Mhm.

3:19 Taking a left, driving examiner and driving examiner's boss.

3:22 Mhm.

3:23 Wasn't expecting two of you.

3:24 Yeah, it was a surprise to me as well.

3:27 Well, as executive driving examiner, I'm testing his testing of you.

3:32 Oh, if you're looking for feedback,

3:33 I think his directions could come a hair earlier.

3:36 Oh, I like that.

3:37 What else, Katie?

3:38 What else about his personality could be better?

3:41 Mhm, oh, he could smile more.

3:43 Yes, that's what everyone's been saying at the office.

3:45 Okay, that's it, Vic.

3:46 At the next stop, you're getting out.

3:48 Ooh, back talking a superior, pal.

3:51 This test is not going well.

3:53 Okay, you are not a superior.

3:55 It's a fake title that Barb gave you to stop you from messing around.

3:59 It's like when a teacher gives the hyperactive kid the title of special helper.

4:04 We have one of those.

4:05 Connor, he's door monitor.

4:07 I had that job.

4:08 Yeah, and it wasn't real, either.

4:11 Firstly, you're embarrassing me in front of our test taker.

4:14 Secondly, you're jealous of my promotion.

4:16 Barb thinks I'm special and she gave me more responsibility.

4:19 Did you get a pay bump?

4:21 No.

4:21 And in the history of the DMV,

4:23 has there ever been an executive driving examiner?

4:26 I was a door monitor.

4:27 I don't know history.

4:28 Come on, man.

4:30 Can we get back to the test?

4:31 Cuz, um, there's an Audi e-tron with a bow in my driveway.

4:34 Yeah, well, it's going to be there for a while because you failed.

4:37 Ugh.