The Youngest Person Ever

0:00 Folks, every single year on May 4th, without fail, I get exactly one year older.

0:05 And I'm going to be honest, starting to tick me off a little bit.

0:07 Even after doing all those anti-aging techniques I found on TikTok,

0:11 I am still aging all the time.

0:13 Getting older kind of feels like checking

0:14 your blind spot and actually seeing a car there.

0:17 Like, I know it's bound to happen, but I didn't think it would actually happen.

0:20 You know, I think everybody has their own weird relationship with aging.

0:23 But I think most adults have that exact moment where they realize that they are,

0:27 for the lack of a better word, chopped and also unc.

0:30 For me, it was right now when I said chopped and also unc.

0:33 No, I'm just kidding.

0:34 I think it was actually a few years

0:35 ago where I like genuinely thought to myself, hm, maybe I should run a marathon.

0:39 Knowing full well I have no interest or experience with running long distances.

0:44 Dude, that was the exact moment that I knew that I was no longer a young man.

0:48 Dude, I'm in bed by 9:00 p.m.

0:49 I golf several times a week.

0:51 I get back pain.

0:52 I am an old man.

0:53 And to be honest, it[ __] rocks, dude.

0:56 I love it.

0:57 Getting older[ __] rips, dude.

0:59 17 again, that's a horror movie.

1:01 Being a teenager[ __] sucks.

1:02 And I'm like super happy that I never have to experience that ever again.

1:06 Which brings us to the topic of today's video.

1:08 There is a man There is a man on Tik

1:11 Tok who I've seen for about a year now and I've

1:14 been truly fascinated by him and his content and I've

1:17 thought about making a video about him for a while,

1:19 but he's been going like especially viral these past few months.

1:22 So, I figured that was a sign for me to finally make this video.

1:26 And also, it's been a while since I made like

1:27 a silly little video about a silly little guy on Tik Tok.

1:30 So, the guy we're going to be looking at today,

1:32 his name on Tik Tok is Luan Oolie.

1:34 He has 129,000 followers on Tik Tok and his bio is I'm always talking here,

1:40 which is arguably the best Tik Tok bio I've ever seen in my life.

1:44 Dude, I need to[ __] steal that immediately.

1:46 That's so accurate, dude.

1:47 I'm I'm always talking here.

1:49 Well, let's take a look at one

1:50 of his recent Tik Toks with over 10 million views.

2:08 I mean, just an incredible piece of content.

2:12 The pretend conversation followed by the smolder to the camera,

2:16 the awkward peace sign,

2:17 the caption making it seem like it was not him who posted this video himself.

2:22 It's literally a perfect TikTok.

2:23 My favorite part is him giving like the really

2:25 cool double peace sign and then immediately skipping away.

2:28 Just immediately killed any amount of swagger he did have in that moment.

2:32 What do you mean?

2:32 I'm the coolest guy in the world.

2:34 You're Timothy Shalom.

2:35 [laughter]

2:37 Oh man, I love you so much, man.

2:39 You're What's up, man?

2:40 I'm sorry, buddy.

2:41 I'll talk.

2:41 I'll talk.

2:41 No, I'll see you there.

2:42 Yeah, I got you, dude.

2:43 [laughter] Okay.

2:44 Sorry.

2:44 Yeah, I got you.

2:45 Okay, dude.

2:46 It's been forever.

2:46 We grew up together.

2:47 Do you remember me?

2:49 Yeah.

2:49 Yeah.

2:49 Uh, you're dial.

2:51 Yeah, Danny.

2:52 So, you were talking to Timothy Sha on the phone?

2:55 You heard all that?

2:57 Yeah.

2:56 Oh my god, that's so embarrassing.

2:58 How was that embarrassing?

2:59 It's just like I try not I try to be low key.

3:03 All right.

3:03 Well, we should we should do something sometime.

3:05 We should catch up.

3:06 I'd love to, man.

3:06 I can't right now.

3:07 I I'm booked busy, man.

3:09 I'm so booked.

3:09 Yeah.

3:09 I got ASAP Rocky's birthday bash baby shower later.

3:12 I'm his best man, so I I got to get out of there.

3:14 That's so cool, man.

3:15 All right.

3:15 Well, you know what?

3:16 Get out of here.

3:16 Go have fun, man.

3:17 Yeah.

3:18 Thanks, bro.

3:18 Yeah.

3:18 See you.

3:19 [laughter] God, he's so cool and so young.

3:25 It's a shame what's going to happen to him.

3:26 It's a shame as that Brock is going to kill him when he gets there.

3:30 [laughter] So, this Luan guy, he makes a lot of videos

3:33 exactly like the one that we just watched where

3:35 the caption will be 36year-old man who looks 17

3:39 and the videos will feature him skipping and jumping around his neighborhood.

3:43 And I think his videos get so many views because we're all thinking it.

3:49 This 36-year-old man does not look 17.

3:54 He looks great, don't get me wrong.

3:55 You know, he looks good for his age.

3:57 He doesn't look a day over 35.

3:59 But claiming to look 17 is it's[ __] nuts, bro.

4:03 Him skipping around, too.

4:04 Like, [laughter] that's exactly what an old guy thinks a young person would do.

4:09 He is like the personification of the How do you do, fellow kids?

4:12 And we'll get into the details of these videos, but like I said,

4:14 I've been a uh I don't want to say fan.

4:17 I've been an observer of Luan for the better part of a year now.

4:20 and he didn't always make this type of video,

4:23 but his content has always been very unique.

4:26 So, in this video, I'd like to do a little case

4:27 study and showcase a real timeline of Luan's content and how

4:31 it's evolved over the years because I truly think this man

4:34 is one of the most fascinating guys on Tik Tok right now.

4:37 So, Lan posted his very first Tik Tok on March 31st, 2023.

4:42 It was a video about him only having two followers,

4:44 but still viewing those two followers as like his really close friends.

4:48 For the first arc of his Tik Tok career,

4:50 Luan would post little comedy sketches and stuff.

4:52 And then a short time later, he would adopt his first catchphrase.

4:56 Well, I guess it wasn't really a phrase.

4:57 It was kind of just like a noise.

4:58 So like his his catch catch noise catch sound.

5:01 Hey guys, a girl walk past me and say, "Why alone?

5:05 I told you that I don't need any problem in my life right now." [laughter]

5:09 Yeah, for some reason he started doing a little at the end of his videos.

5:12 It's I It's[ __] genius.

5:14 I do love that.

5:14 It's really smart.

5:15 You know, a little a little sound, you know,

5:18 a little lets the viewer know that video is not it's just a joke.

5:21 You know, you're not supposed to be taken too seriously.

5:23 And that's a good way to get that message across.

5:25 It spans across all languages, you know.

5:27 I honestly wish we'd all incorporate that into our everyday lives.

5:30 Okay, sir.

5:31 Are you ready for your tongue removal surgery?

5:32 Yeah, I'm ready.

5:33 I just feel bad for my wife.

5:36 Got it.

5:40 What's wrong?

5:41 Cat got your tongue?

5:44 You see what I mean?

5:45 That'd be pretty cool.

5:46 This era of Luan's content was so

5:48 interesting because I guess he realized that making

5:50 little weird noises at the end of his videos was getting him more views.

5:54 So, he continued to make weird noises at the end of his videos,

5:56 but things quickly got a little out of hand.

5:58 I really don't waste my time to try and explain how smart you are.

6:09 I'll have what he's having.

6:11 Fullon moaning, dude.

6:12 What the[ __]

6:14 He sounds like the[ __] weasel from the Barbie movies, dude.

6:17 That is some big brain[ __] dude.

6:20 That's how you respond to the haters, man.

6:22 They hate while you ejaculate, dude.

6:25 Get on, man.

6:27 But then Lan entered his next era of content in December 2023.

6:32 And this is when I started getting his videos on my for you page.

6:35 So, personally, these are my favorite videos of his.

6:37 We'll describe this era as the lion era because instead

6:40 of doing a fart sound at the end of his videos,

6:42 he started ending his videos in the coolest way imaginable.

6:46 People always compliment me, but not a single woman wants me.

6:53 Yeah, man.

6:54 I wonder why.

6:54 Dude, they're probably[ __] terrified of you, buddy.

6:57 You're shaking a tree around and screaming like a lion, dude.

7:00 I don't know if that screams I'm a good guy.

7:02 I think that just screams[ __] man.

7:05 His videos, his videos are [clears throat] nuts, man.

7:07 I'd love to think that this video was unedited, too.

7:10 Like, this is just a sound he could make.

7:12 Be so sick, dude.

7:13 If he could actually do that, he has a bright future as the new MGM mascot.

7:18 I love this era of his videos, man, cuz they're just so unique, man.

7:21 No one's doing this.

7:23 And this was before he spammed the 36-year-old

7:26 man who looks 17 style of content.

7:28 So, at this time, man, you you fre you never knew what you were going

7:31 to get when he popped up on your for you page.

7:33 Here's another one from early 2024.

7:35 Get out of here.

7:36 Nobody likes you.

7:38 That's so funny, right?

7:39 The next time.

7:42 What was that sound?

7:43 Was that supposed to be a gunshot dude?

7:45 I'm guessing it was.

7:46 It says it's a American school.

7:48 So, if you guys mess up with me again, I'm going to rip your bow out of you.

7:55 Okay.

7:55 I assume he's like teaching at the school

7:57 in this scenario because he's a 36y old man.

8:00 So, if this is his first day teaching at an American school,

8:03 I think it's also going to be

8:04 his last day teaching at this American school, dude.

8:06 Cuz threatening to rip your students balls out of him.

8:09 Rip your ball out of you.

8:12 We're never the class cheering for him, too, dude.

8:16 Wow.

8:17 He had the balls to stand up to us.

8:19 I wish I had the balls to do something like that, but he ripped mine out of me.

8:23 Okay, now I want to show you guys the very first Tik Tok

8:26 that I saw from Luan because this is a pivotal Tik Tok in THE TIMELINE.

8:31 HEY, WHAT'S UP?

8:32 I want to tell you that I call you off your dating.

8:36 If you invited me for a date, why you call off now?

8:43 So sorry.

8:45 Sorry.

8:49 [snorts] __] man.

8:52 I love this[ __] so much.

8:53 That roar, dude, you cancel on a date with someone,

8:57 they mock you, and then roar like a lion.

8:59 You dodged a[ __] bullet, dude.

9:01 That is insane.

9:02 Also, guys, I just found this out while I was scripting,

9:04 but this Tik Tok was actually posted on my birthday last year.

9:09 And uh this is a selfie I took right after I found that out.

9:12 It's a big deal.

9:12 This video got 70,000 likes, and for some reason,

9:15 Luan really, really liked this one.

9:17 So, for the next little bit, every few days, he lip-s synced to his own sound

9:22 and posted essentially the exact same video 14 times.

9:27 HEY, WHAT'S UP?

9:28 HEY, WHAT'S UP?

9:36 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

9:38 I I got to respect the hustle, dude.

9:40 I'm also really jealous, dude.

9:41 I wish I could do that on YouTube.

9:42 That would that would make my job so much easier.

9:45 I could just lip sync to my like hourong videos that I already made.

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12:01 Back to the video.

12:02 Around this time, Luan occasionally made videos about how young he looks,

12:06 but he was a little more modest back in 2024.

12:08 He wouldn't go as far as to say he looked 17.

12:11 He used to say something a little more believable.

12:12 You know, he would say that he looked 18.

12:14 I can believe that.

12:15 I can believe 18 all day, dude.

12:17 17 is[ __] 17 is is ludicrous.

12:20 But this is where things really started to ramp up for our guy Lean.

12:24 His roaring videos starting to pop off.

12:26 He was getting some traction.

12:27 So now was the time for him to showcase what he was actually passionate about,

12:32 which is of course his self-described youthful appearance.

12:35 Halfway through 2024, the frequency of him posting the 36-year-old

12:39 man who looks 17 videos increased tenfold.

12:42 And it just gradually multiplied the past few years where they're

12:45 pretty much like the only videos he posts on his TikTok now.

12:48 Like no joke, every single video he posts

12:50 on his page relates to him looking like a 17-year-old boy.

12:54 And I don't know if this is all an elaborate

12:55 like rage bait technique just to get engagement from people.

12:58 And if it is, this man is a[ __]

13:00 genius because people get so angry in his comment section.

13:04 That's not true.

13:05 People don't like it because they're jealous.

13:07 The people in his comment section are more angry

13:08 than Luan when someone cancels a date with him.

13:11 But Lan feeds into this negative feedback and he

13:14 often responds to the comments which is pretty badass.

13:17 Someone commented on one of his I look 17 years old videos and they said,

13:20 "Who told you that?" And this was his response.

13:23 One time I went to the party, only teenager could be stay there.

13:28 They let me in because they thought I was teenager.

13:31 I don't know if that's the clapback you thought it was, man.

13:34 I don't know why you're hating from outside of the party for teenagers.

13:37 You can't even get in.

13:38 Guys, could you imagine being a parent and supervising

13:42 your teenager's party and then this dude is there?

13:46 You'd be like, "Hold on.

13:47 Who the[ __] is this guy?

13:48 Get out of here.

13:49 Scring him with a broom on the way out.

13:52 Get out of here.

13:52 36-y old.

13:53 For real though, this guy, sure, he looks young, I guess.

13:55 But if you put him beside an actual teenager,

13:58 he does [laughter] not look like 17, dude.

14:00 If I was in like 11th or 12th grade math class

14:02 or something and I looked to my left and[ __] was there,

14:05 I'd have to tell the teacher.

14:07 I'm sorry.

14:07 I got a tatt on him, man.

14:09 That's tattlet worth.

14:09 You got to go home, man.

14:10 You can't be there.

14:11 Let's watch another Tik Tok of his.

14:14 Yo, [laughter] let's go.

14:16 Let's go, bro.

14:18 Yeah.

14:18 I only dating girls over 18.

14:21 Looking at [laughter] me, I'm looking like 18.

14:23 People has a jealous about me because I'm looking like [laughter] 18.

14:29 Next time I'm in an Uber, dude, I am throwing that on the ox.

14:32 Sorry.

14:32 I only dating girls over 18 looking at me.

14:35 I'm look like a Also, dude, if someone asks you if

14:38 you're into young girls and you start freestyling, [laughter] that's crazy.

14:42 Maybe just say no.

14:44 I don't think it's a good time to break into song.

14:46 Man, you're not into young girls, are you?

14:49 Speaking of Luan and young girls,

14:51 this person on Tik Tok who I guess is like a Lan hater,

14:54 they posted a voice message that Luan sent them on Tik Tok and it's pretty wild.

14:58 By the way, if you were 18, I'd definitely I could date you.

15:05 __] fart still.

15:06 And yeah, people in the comment section are rightfully pretty shocked by that.

15:09 And you know, one could argue that this is an insane thing to say to a minor,

15:13 but you got to remember this guy's only 17.

15:15 Uh, no.

15:16 All jokes aside, that's a crazy[ __] thing to say to a child.

15:20 Now I don't feel bad about making fun of this guy's videos anymore.

15:22 Okay, I don't feel bad at all cuz that's insane, dude.

15:24 I don't care what the[ __] law says.

15:26 If you're a 36-year-old and you want to date an 18-year-old, call me crazy.

15:29 I think that's[ __] weird.

15:30 Like, bro, that's literally half your age.

15:32 Who do you think you are?

15:33 Leonardo DiCaprio?

15:34 Thought this was Leonardo for a second.

15:36 Oh, no.

15:37 But apparently everyone who comes across Luan,

15:39 they also tell him that he looks like a teenager.

15:42 Like, this is not just him saying this.

15:43 Apparently, he made videos claiming that teachers were

15:46 yelling at him to go back to school.

15:48 I walked past the school and some um came up to me said, "Why was at school?"

15:55 Someone refusing to sell him stuff because he's a teenager.

15:58 I went to buy something for my uncle at the bar and they want to say,

16:01 "Sorry, you underage." [laughter] This one in particular is my favorite.

16:06 You won't believe this.

16:07 A group of teenagers were asking me to play basketball with them.

16:11 Yes.

16:11 Uh, YES.

16:12 ONE OF THE UH, YOU'RE 19.

16:15 YEAH, MAN.

16:15 I'm sure that happened.

16:17 That is a very normal human thing to say to someone.

16:20 Hey, bro.

16:21 Pass the ball.

16:21 [music] Great shot.

16:26 You are 19.

16:27 Okay.

16:27 Well, I guess he started the video by saying, "You won't believe this.

16:30 You won't believe this." And I don't.

16:31 So, he's right.

16:32 I also wonder like how long he's going to keep this up,

16:34 you know, because when he started making these videos, he was 35.

16:37 And at that point, he said he looked 17, but now he's 36.

16:40 and he's still saying he looks 17.

16:42 So, it's not like the age he looks is increasing with each passing year as well.

16:46 I think it'd be much better if he just maintained

16:48 that 19-year age gap for like the rest of his life.

16:51 That's a genuinely a really funny bit.

16:53 Like, I'm picturing him keeping that up well

16:55 into his old age and he's making Tik Toks.

16:57 Like [music] to be honest though,

17:05 getting older can be a scary thing to confront,

17:08 especially publicly on social media.

17:10 But here's the thing, nobody is forcing you to make videos on social media.

17:14 So if you're like insecure and for some reason concerned

17:17 about strangers on the internet thinking you don't look 17,

17:21 then just stop making videos, man.

17:23 Like you don't have to, dude.

17:24 Like it's so much cooler to just accept

17:27 the aging process than to like fight tooth and nail

17:30 with people on the internet trying to convince them

17:33 as well that you do look 17 years old.

17:35 He is so defensive in his comment section if anybody disagrees

17:38 with him whatsoever and I genuinely think it's like super funny.

17:41 I almost kind of admire him for it.

17:43 So I want to show you some of the responses that I've seen.

17:45 This person says, "You don't even look 36.

17:48 Jealous is everything you have.

17:49 If he is a model, then I am the queen of Denmark." You're so jealous.

17:53 I don't know if you guys are doing this as well,

17:54 but I'm picturing him skipping away after saying all of these.

17:57 I'm 41 and you look older than me.

17:58 Lol.

17:59 In your dreams, maybe.

18:00 __] man.

18:01 People don't say in your dreams anymore.

18:03 We got to bring that[ __] back, dude.

18:05 That is so good.

18:05 You can say that to anything and it's automatically hilarious.

18:08 One large coffee that'll be $3.

18:10 In your dreams.

18:10 Hey, I really like your hat.

18:11 In your dreams.

18:12 I had a dream about you.

18:13 In your dreams.

18:14 I hooked up with a Minecraft YouTuber.

18:16 You're in dream.

18:17 Let's get back to the comments.

18:18 Midlife crisis is hitting you hard, man.

18:20 You'll get over it one day.

18:21 I am younger than you.

18:23 Okay.

18:23 Yeah, in the comments I will say he's a little more bold down there.

18:26 Like he doesn't just say I look younger than you.

18:28 He just factually claims that he is younger than everyone.

18:31 Someone commented 40.

18:33 Hold up, dude.

18:33 The number 27 commented this[ __]

18:36 This comment looks like[ __] long division, man.

18:38 What the hell?

18:38 But in response to 27's comment, 40, Luan commented 16.

18:45 16?

18:47 What?

18:47 I thought he was 17, man.

18:49 Now he's getting younger.

18:50 What the[ __] I'm going to check in on his Tik Tok page in a few

18:52 months and it's going to be like 36-year-old model who looks 3 minutes old.

18:55 This[ __] is messed up, man.

18:56 Back in my day, people lied about their age on the internet to seem older.

19:00 This guy's got it backwards, man.

19:01 He's the type of guy to buy a fake ID so he can't get into bars, too.

19:04 Oh, yeah.

19:05 I should bring this up, too.

19:06 There's like a small community of people on TikTok

19:08 who kind of just like just like devoted Lean haters.

19:10 And pretty frequently,

19:11 they'll post this specific screenshot from one of his videos

19:14 in his comment section along with the comment,

19:17 "Life is not a strawberry." It's a great picture, man.

19:19 There he is.

19:20 There's our little 17-year-old bullhead.

19:22 They grow up so slow.

19:23 And they comment life is not a strawberry

19:25 because that was one of his catchphrases.

19:27 Actually, you just jealous because I'm younger than you.

19:30 Life is not a strawberry.

19:31 By the way, life is not a strawberry.

19:33 And I looked up what that phrase means and it's basically like uh life.

19:36 It ain't all peaches and cream.

19:38 Yeah, man.

19:39 The introduction of being able to comment photos on TikTok.

19:42 We shouldn't have done that.

19:44 That's that's so bad.

19:47 But let's look at some more of Lan's troubling responses.

19:50 You legit have gray hair.

19:51 You ain't a teenager.

19:53 Yes, I am.

19:54 Why does he want to identify with a minor so much?

19:57 Because I'm 17.

19:58 All right.

19:59 Uh-oh.

20:00 I'm just going to hope these are both typos because I don't know if

20:03 it's a good thing that he is actually claiming that he is a teenager.

20:07 I mean, I don't know.

20:08 At least he's not hanging out with teenagers, right?

20:10 And Oh, man.

20:11 Never mind.

20:12 I guess he has an an 18-year-old friend, so that's that's good and and normal.

20:17 I mean, I highly doubt this guy is actually his friend.

20:19 He does not look like he wants to be there whatsoever.

20:22 Call me crazy.

20:23 36-year-old man should not have an 18-year-old friend.

20:25 That's[ __] What the What are you guys going to talk about?

20:27 Wait, if you're 36, you can buy us alcohol, dude.

20:30 Let's get pizza and beers.

20:31 Pizza and beer.

20:33 Okay, let me ask my aunt first.

20:35 Your aunt?

20:36 Yeah, my aunt acid.

20:41 cuz that'll give me heartburn.

20:42 The[ __] is heartburn?

20:44 Sorry, I want to show you guys one

20:45 more comment because it made me laugh really hard.

20:47 This person commented, "How long have you been 17?" And to that, Luan responded,

20:51 "I could be your son." Orphans be like,

20:54 that's actually how I'm going to interpret this comment.

20:57 This was a genuine cry for help from Lan.

20:59 And how long have you been 17?

21:01 I could be your son.

21:02 What?

21:03 Please [music] let me be your little boy.

21:05 The[ __] Get away from me.

21:06 How could you say that to me?

21:07 I'm your son.

21:08 Oh, honey.

21:09 Is this guy bothering you?

21:10 Yes.

21:10 You must be my father.

21:12 Though my ex did have the baby.

21:14 Oh my god.

21:15 Honey, no.

21:15 This [music] is clearly a 36-year-old man.

21:18 What are you talking about?

21:18 Well, yeah, he looks 36 because of all the stress of not having a dad.

21:22 You don't have to worry about that anymore, son.

21:25 Let's go play catch.

21:26 I guess life is a strawberry.

21:28 I don't want this video to seem like I'm just bullying a random guy on TikTok.

21:32 I just think his videos are very funny.

21:34 And I also think his Tik Tok page is

21:36 truly a great place to learn how to age gracefully.

21:40 You just have to do the exact opposite of whatever this is.

21:43 Like there's nothing worse than an old person

21:45 acting like they're still young and hip, you know?

21:48 Like it just never works.

21:49 The ones Tik Toks remind me of this video I saw of that Mike Melac guy.

21:54 Imagine in some alternate universe Jimmy had joined Clout Gang and he was clout.

22:00 No, it wouldn't.

22:01 He was clout beast and he started dating Tessa Brooks.

22:04 He's 40, dude.

22:05 Researching for this video,

22:06 I've watched pretty much every Tik Tok Luan has ever posted.

22:09 And he claims that his secret to looking

22:11 young is minding his own business and not gossiping.

22:14 Oh my god.

22:15 How do you manage it to be so young?

22:17 I mind my own business and don't go around gossiping.

22:24 But like when he's not making videos about how young he thinks he looks,

22:27 he is publicly arguing and insulting people who don't also think he looks 17.

22:32 So he's not minding his own business, dude.

22:34 He's doing the opposite.

22:34 And I want to criticize him for like responding

22:37 to all the hate comments in such a childish way, but like he is he's only 17.

22:41 He's just a little boy.

22:42 I keep forgetting that, man.

22:43 I I keep forgetting he is the youngest person ever.

22:47 How old are you?

22:47 I'm 36.

22:48 You are the youngest person ever.

22:50 The thing that makes me sad about these videos is like feel like

22:53 aging on the internet used to be like a kind of like a taboo.

22:56 Like it was kind of like it was viewed as like a bad thing, you know?

22:59 Like people used to like make fun of old

23:01 people for still posting videos on the internet.

23:03 I really don't think it's like that anymore.

23:05 The internet has been around for[ __] decades now

23:08 and it's a huge part of all of our lives.

23:11 So it's like it's totally normal for people to still like

23:13 actively make videos on the internet into their like elderly years.

23:17 There's no shame in aging.

23:18 Like you don't have to go online and be like, "No, guys, I'm 17.

23:21 Trust me, I'm a little young boy.

23:23 I'm a child." Or, you know, maybe this is all rage bait and I fell for it.

23:26 Either way, these videos make me sad.

23:29 I also think it'd be way less weird if he

23:31 made videos like 36-year-old man who looks 26, you know?

23:34 Like, I don't see an issue with that, right?

23:36 Like, there's just something so inherently like creepy, you know,

23:40 about a man in his 30s pretending to be a teenager.

23:43 Like, that's so strange, dude.

23:44 I'm mostly sad for Lan because he has made

23:46 several videos claiming that time does not exist for him.

23:50 Those are the exact words he used.

23:52 Okay?

23:52 And if that's the case, then all of his videos become truly terrifying.

23:56 That completely recontextualizes everything because people

24:00 have pointed out in his comment

24:01 section that whenever he films videos outside in his town,

24:05 there's nobody else on the streets.

24:06 All the voices in his videos are just edited versions of his own voice.

24:10 I want to tell you that I call you off your baby.

24:13 So maybe time doesn't actually exist for this guy.

24:15 Maybe Luan really is this lonely,

24:17 ageless being whose soul has been bound to this town by some evil warlock,

24:22 and he's watched all of his loved ones die because

24:25 he's been forced to live alone as a 17-year-old halfman,

24:29 half lion for the rest of time.

24:31 So guys, before you make fun of people online

24:33 and post an unflattering picture of them with the caption,

24:37 "Life is not a strawberry," just remember that person

24:40 might be in the throws of an unfathomably torturous curse.

24:44 I think this video can be a good lesson for the young people out there.

24:47 Aging is good, okay?

24:49 I think it's good and it should be not only welcomed, but celebrated.

24:53 Oh, you got smile lines right here.

24:54 Oh no.

24:55 You lived a life of joy and whimsy [music] and laughter.

24:58 No.

24:59 Oh, you live to be 80.

25:00 Oh no, dude.

25:01 Back in the day, people died when they were like[ __] six.

25:03 That was old.

25:04 If you were 6 years old, dude, you were an elderly person back then.

25:07 One, his he says that life is not a strawberry.

25:09 Life is not a strawberry.

25:10 But I disagree.

25:11 I think life is a strawberry.

25:12 Cuz just like a strawberry,

25:14 we start off little and then we grow into our full size.

25:17 And then if we're lucky enough to not get eaten, then after a while,

25:20 we start to get wrinkly [music] and smelly and ugly until

25:24 we ultimately die and are left to decompose alone in the dirt.

25:31 All right, guys.

25:32 Thanks for watching.

25:32 Hope you enjoyed it.

25:33 If you did, please press a like button because believe it or not,

25:36 one like equals one gray hair I will grow on my head.

25:40 Also, leave a comment or I'll[ __] scream.

25:43 And press the subscribe button because as soon as you do,

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25:48 If you didn't know, Curtistown is the best place to live in the world,

25:50 and I'm the mayor, so you have to be nice to me.

25:52 It's the law.

25:53 I've got shows in Canada coming up.

25:55 Come see those.

25:56 And it and it's going to be good.

25:57 All right, that's it.

25:58 Thank you so much.

25:58 I would stick around, but unfortunately I have a preschool.

26:02 I'm a little baby.