the paris olympics

0:00 [Music] snack routine check this out little

0:15 banana check this out banana a little

0:18 bruised but all good check it out

0:23 almond m M yes many

0:43 do I don't think that these are they're

0:47 unsalted no they're salted I just taste

0:50 them I salted yeah sure they're

0:55 [Music] salted hell I can't read this it's is

1:01 it's C I believe that means without

1:04 salt no I'm definitely testing salt no

1:06 I'm [Music] not for sure M no salt it's

1:15 salt I love Ducks I might like ducks

1:19 more than pigeon I'm serious I'm like loving duck

1:23 right now like that is a cute oh my god

1:26 look how cute maybe they know that I was

1:29 a duck dad you know when I was when I

1:31 was a little kid they're sensing that

1:34 that there's some duck energy you

1:36 literally did have a duck no I had two I

1:39 know they know they feel

1:42 that you should change your Instagram to

1:45 duck daddy we have been stuck in the

1:47 tulies for 20 minutes it sounds like the

1:51 president is driving through the street

1:54 and so they locked us in a

1:57 park so that we can't walk by when is

2:00 driving by which I get it but I don't

2:03 know when we will get this might be like

2:05 night at the park like Night at the

2:06 Museum but night at the park we might be

2:08 locked here all night I'm sitting on a

2:09 cinder block see I hear the revving of

2:14 engine you think that that's then I hear

2:17 a revving of an engine to me that sounds

2:20 presidential look at all of us

2:25 Community I went to an art store today

2:28 and I bought not not really anything

2:31 interesting but I'll show you anyway

2:32 four watercolor brushes one big

2:35 one one sort of big one one small one

2:40 and one small Bean one so I bought that

2:43 and then I also bought this little

2:46 bag now this is nice because I can put

2:48 my watercolor pad in here and my

2:51 [Applause] Eraser you're kidding m

3:03 thank God we move we move everyone's

3:05 being really actually organized about it

3:07 I hope there's infrastructure to carry

3:09 the weight of all these people I

3:16 want almost there I feel like this

3:19 experience brought the community

3:20 together like my dad just helped

3:23 somebody carry their bike up the stairs

3:25 there was a woman who was dehydrated and

3:27 she was like can I have some water and I

3:29 have a water bottle so I gave her a

3:30 little bit of water in her hands we're

3:32 all working together today I love that I

3:34 love Community it's beautiful we're out

3:37 of the park look at this beautiful

3:44 [Music] Street this is I I can't believe this

3:50 it's the night of the opening ceremony

3:52 of the Olympics and we have bad news so

3:55 the city's sort of shut down for the

3:57 Olympics streets are closed people you

4:00 know can't very easily get from point A

4:02 to point B right now because the whole

4:04 city shut down for the opening ceremony

4:06 so my hair stylist got a little caught

4:09 up in the traffic of today and couldn't

4:12 make it so I'm going to this kind of

4:14 intense red carpet event and I have to

4:16 do my own hair I've never done this and

4:19 I'm very scared I'm going to do a slick

4:20 back bu I'm I'm familiar with this

4:22 hairstyle like I've done this many times

4:24 I'm like really nervous really nervous

4:27 okay let's[ __] do this

4:31 [Music] okay I think this is going to be really

4:44 good I [Music] think that's pretty smooth yeah okay so

4:54 we got that done I mean that's pretty[ __] good some of my best work which

4:58 I would hope it would be considering the

5:01 circumstance this hairspray is

5:05 [Music] phenomenal okay I don't have a good

5:09 sharp end of a comb you yes but I think

5:13 we're really going to get somewhere once

5:14 I get the part right the part's always

5:15 the intense no I think that's great and

5:18 then oh that might have[ __] been

5:20 perfect that was so good hold on this

5:23 thing you should sell this to hair

5:25 stylist I just got it first first

5:28 go okay is it perfect nothing's perfect but it's

5:36 pretty[ __] good I did it it's not bad like all

5:47 things considered holy[ __] oh done the hair

5:53 Olympics I think I won

5:56 Gold I'm walking to the open ceremony

5:59 with no shoes because I wore heels and

6:03 um and I made a mistake because we have

6:05 to walk a long

6:09 way totally walking [Music]

6:30 [Laughter] [Music] [Music] this is the most disgusting like every

7:02 day I up my game when it comes to like

7:04 how disgusting can I be everyone's

7:06 looking on me they're like her H's

7:08 really sheap but she's not wearing shoes

7:10 in the street like what's happening i'

7:12 I've had to walk literally 6 miles today

7:15 and I was wearing heels and I just can't

7:17 do it anymore they I bandages all over

7:19 my feet I you can't even see them cuz

7:22 all of them are clear

7:26 [Music] I'm warning you that if you get grossed

7:35 out you just shouldn't watch what I'm

7:37 about to show you because I'm about to

7:39 show you my foot my blisters on my feet

7:41 so if you can't handle that if you can't

7:43 take the heat get the[ __] out of my

7:47 kitchen all right now that all the

7:51 losers are gone let me show you my

7:54 blisters also yes I am not wearing a

7:57 shirt I'm naked I'm naked oh[ __] I just had to like take my clothes

8:09 off and like sit on the ground after

8:11 what sort of happened so I just didn't

8:13 realize how long the walk would be today

8:18 I was told it would be 10 minutes it

8:21 ended up being an hour on the way there

8:23 and by the end of that hour my feet were

8:26 bad okay it was already bad the one day

8:28 I have to walk 5 and a half six miles

8:31 for an event I wore a freaking

8:36 heel and I'm already bad at wearing

8:38 heels and then here I

8:40 am ew my blister is like leaking

8:44 fluid is that normal that's a bad

8:47 blister that's one one of my

8:49 worst all right thank you so much that's

9:10 perfect thank you ow oh my God it stinks

9:13 so bad he did ow because he disinfected

9:16 it cuz I got really scared because I

9:18 just walked in the

9:20 street in Paris with open wounds on my

9:23 feet and there's a lot of bacteria going

9:26 on I wanted to get it properly fixed

9:30 up we're going through it y'all what do

9:33 you say it's time to order

9:35 dinner let's[ __] hit

9:38 that I for hi two veggie burgers yeah

9:43 and for one of those can I replace the

9:46 sweet potato fries with regular

9:50 fries M I'm going to try dipping in

9:54 dejon mustard m mixing Dijon mustard and

10:02 mayonnaise to make a Dijon aoli let's

10:04 see if I'm[ __] onto something here

10:06 Dijon aoli homemade yum there's nothing like a

10:16 ketchup fry to me like that's just

10:19 obviously awesome where is that

10:30 [Music] you oh [Music]

11:29 oh [Music] [Music] [Applause]

11:48 [Music] [Music] [Music] you don't L to me

13:00 so good wait this place rocks

13:15 [Music] way you're going I said everything all

13:44 right that's awesome you've been wanting

13:45 one just like that gra look at my Fe

13:47 zoom into my feet

13:51 [Music] [Music] [Music] up I do love

14:24 it I know but it's also like

14:29 [Music] thank you I'm okay for now should wait great

14:40 shot [Music] [Music] [Music]

15:19 [Applause] you [Music] I don't know what we're celebrating I

15:46 mean it's definitely Olympics really I

15:47 don't know what we're celebrating happy

15:49 to be here though man PE

15:54 [Music] you know we were watching the we were

16:13 watching the men men's gymnastics last

16:16 night on TV pretty crazy today is going to be

16:23 today's women's this is my dream my

16:26 dreams are coming true

16:30 shouldn't do that here I'm going to try

16:32 to ask the Olympic

16:35 Committee if after the gymnastics today

16:39 I get to go do a round off ladies and

16:41 gentlemen we have a special guest for

16:43 you today [Music] andam I do one round off back handspring

16:51 they're like oh no no no no no you do a

16:53 round off back hands and then every

16:56 like you like and then headlines and a

16:59 chamber wins over skeptical Olympic

17:03 audience at the women's

17:07 gymnastics I can't wait I can't wait

17:11 [Music] [Laughter] [Music] my favorite Olympic sport has always

17:40 been gymnastics I think it's because I

17:42 grew up doing gymnastics and doing

17:45 competitive cheerleading and I was never

17:46 really that good but I have an

17:48 understanding of the sport and I feel

17:51 emotionally connected to the sport and

17:52 I'm not a particularly sporty person so

17:55 it's like a rare treat to feel connected

17:58 to a sport and I'm not going to lie like

18:00 I'm getting choked up watching these

18:02 gymnasts do their thing like this is

18:03 what I grew up watching and I was so

18:06 inspired by this as a kid seeing it in

18:08 person is unreal veggie burger

18:33 I think that's absolutely

18:39 delicious I think I need to go to an

18:41 adult gymnastics [Music] class okay these girls are so badass

18:59 they're literally competing at the

19:00 Olympics with headphones on like some of

19:03 these girls have their airpods in some

19:06 of them have like full headphones like

19:09 these are the coolest girls I've ever

19:10 seen so chill how are they so chill

19:13 they're literally at the Olympics I'm

19:15 not going to lie I'm kind of jealous of

19:16 them because I always thought

19:18 skateboarding was so cool and I always

19:20 wanted to do it but I was always too

19:21 scared because falling on concrete is

19:24 horrific I don't know I was always

19:26 afraid of getting a concussion or

19:28 something healthy fiberful little

19:47 salad super healthy super fiberful

19:51 ultimately super boring so also got

19:55 [Music] it's the worldwide debate what is better

20:07 sweet potato fry or regular fry let's

20:10 start out I guess with the classic

20:13 regular fry the classic French fry here's the

20:21 thing here's the thing I don't know my

20:23 phone fell the classic fry it has that

20:26 simple potato flavor it just goes down[ __] easy but it is

20:31 somewhat simple now let's try sweet

20:38 potato sweet potato does have that

20:40 crunch to it m sweet potato texture

20:47 crunchier so freaking crunchy it's got

20:50 that crunch to it I will say though the

20:53 flavor is a bit less versatile like it

20:56 does have that sweetness it does have

20:58 that complexity it's just not for every day

21:28 [Music] salted butter always salted butter

21:38 always salted olive bread going

21:41 in M tender olives in here

21:49 M I spilled Ketchup have you never spilled

21:57 ketchup I guess it's not I guess you

22:00 haven't cuz you're so perfect oh you're

22:02 so perfect you've never skilled spilled

22:06 I get it I'm an

22:08 adult it was an accident

22:11 [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

22:36 [Applause] [Music] oh oh

23:04 [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

23:20 [Music] my dad had to explain how the scoring

23:36 for tennis worked but now that I

23:38 understand I'm locked in I think I have

23:40 a new obsession with watching tennis

23:42 like this is so riveting and intense and

23:46 fun coincidentally I recently just tried

23:48 to play tennis for fun and it was so

23:50 hard and I was so[ __] bad that I'm

23:52 feeling particularly humbled today

23:54 watching this oh [Music]

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