Are We There Yet? | The Basement Yard #548

0:00 Welcome back to the B.

0:06 Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:08 I'm here with Frank.

0:12 And I'm also here with aunt who bought that hat in the airport yesterday.

0:16 I watched him.

0:18 Really?

0:18 That's what you bought?

0:19 He bought that and a and a sweater.

0:21 Of all the things you could buy, you just bought that.

0:24 Bought a hat.

0:28 What are you going to do?

0:30 What do you want me to do?

0:31 Seems like that just seems like a really like buy anything else.

0:35 Like what?

0:37 We had 30 minutes.

0:37 It was a layover.

0:38 I wanted to I never been to St.

0:40 Louis.

0:40 Got a hat.

0:42 Count, by the way.

0:42 No, I was going to ask that was going to be my question.

0:44 Does that count as having been to St.

0:45 Louis now?

0:47 No.

0:47 Why?

0:48 No way.

0:48 Why not?

0:48 You got to be outside.

0:49 You got to like go to a place.

0:51 He's gatekeeping being places.

0:53 He loves to do because because him, Zach, and Greg

0:58 on tour the last two years would do all like who's been to the most places.

1:03 So like they've come up with these rules because it's like oh well I've

1:06 done layovers in these and they're just like it doesn't count cuz I haven't.

1:09 You could say that you've been there and you've purchased something.

1:11 No shot.

1:12 I bought something there.

1:12 I fully support it.

1:13 An airport is not part of the land.

1:16 It it's not part of the it's a that's a that's a it doesn't count.

1:20 It doesn't go outside and you got to be at a place like that's not St.

1:25 Louis.

1:25 You're in an airport.

1:26 So if you drive through drivethru is crazy.

1:31 Why?

1:31 Drive-thru doesn't count.

1:33 No.

1:32 And if you stop at a hell cuz it's different.

1:35 Drive-thru is it counts way more than flying.

1:38 But I consider flying to be okay, too.

1:41 No.

1:41 If you're going to say that you went to a place,

1:43 you have to step on the floor outside there.

1:45 You got to go to a place.

1:46 So we drove we drove from Chicago to to home.

1:51 Yes.

1:51 And we drove through Ohio.

1:53 We drove through So like let's use Ohio as an example.

1:57 I step out and I use the bathroom at a rest stop in Ohio.

1:59 I've been to Ohio.

2:03 I'm not saying I don't count that.

2:04 I personally wouldn't.

2:06 But that met all your criteria.

2:08 This is exactly He got out.

2:09 He touched the ground.

2:10 He went to a place.

2:11 You see what I mean about gatekeeping places?

2:14 But gas stations aren't part of the place.

2:16 Yes, they are.

2:17 No, if you went to like a a coffee shop that was like local

2:20 this guy, why do you do this?

2:21 It's true.

2:22 No, it's not.

2:22 First of all, who why are you the end all be all of places going?

2:25 Because I'm the one who's making up the thing, right?

2:27 No, it's a well-known.

2:28 You don't have to go by my rules.

2:30 These are my rules, though.

2:31 And and not only will I not go by your rules.

2:33 I will do my best to tell you that your rules are stupid.

2:35 I don't count when I've done that.

2:37 I've driven through West Virginia.

2:38 I don't tell people I've been to West Virginia.

2:40 But you've been through West Virginia.

2:42 I've driven through it.

2:43 I don't know what it's like at all.

2:45 Did Did you Did you Did you do this?

2:47 Did you do Did you have these when you drove through?

2:50 Yeah.

2:50 But or did you go through like this?

2:52 No.

2:52 I I I just don't think I think you need to experience the culture in a place.

2:57 The culture.

2:58 Yeah.

2:58 And that requires you going to a place.

3:01 Tell me about the culture you experienced when you went to Las Vegas.

3:07 The culture of Las Vegas.

3:08 Absolutely.

3:09 That's an easy one.

3:11 He's trying to gatekeep places and going places.

3:13 What's the difference of of driving through?

3:14 And I I flew to California.

3:16 So all the states below me count.

3:18 No, because you're not on the ground.

3:21 So you have some criteria here.

3:22 You have to be on the ground.

3:24 Yeah.

3:25 But like Yeah.

3:27 OKAY.

3:27 SURE.

3:28 YEAH.

3:29 SURE.

3:29 GOT HIM.

3:30 SURE.

3:30 My my criteria though allows for aunt to say that he has been to St.

3:35 Louis.

3:35 I hate to be this guy, but I think my staying in the airport of St.

3:38 Louis counts more than your gas station.

3:41 That's ridiculous.

3:42 I was just supporting you.

3:43 Now I am recanting it.

3:45 You are a fake human being.

3:46 I

3:46 I think that's insane because you haven't even

3:48 you don't even know what it looks like.

3:49 All you know what the airport looks like.

3:51 I I There's glass.

3:52 The driving through is way more of an experience than the landing

3:55 in an airport and getting up and flying out of it.

3:58 I experienced St.

3:58 Louis skies.

3:59 You haven't?

4:01 Yes, I have.

4:01 Cuz I looked around and I did dance.

4:03 You can see the sky.

4:05 I looked around.

4:05 I saw the ground.

4:06 There's glass in airports.

4:08 No, you guys are insane.

4:09 If anything if anything mine makes more sense than his.

4:14 Sure.

4:15 What?

4:15 But yeah, I mean you were in a

4:16 mine makes more sense than his.

4:19 No.

4:18 Damn it.

4:19 I think I was going to do

4:20 I thought it was just the last person who said it maybe.

4:22 Oh, I I was with you and now you made you

4:25 forced me into a corner where I needed to recant it.

4:27 I was just trying to see how loyal you were to your statement about me.

4:30 Guess you weren't.

4:32 I But like once you came for mine, I'm I'm going to Yeah, I'm going to recant.

4:36 Don't you think that if you tell someone like, "Oh,

4:39 I've been to Ohio and they're like, "How was it?" What are you going to say?

4:44 Or if they like, "Where'd you go?" Or like,

4:46 "Do you have any recommendations?" Like,

4:47 "Oh, I just drove through." You don't think they'd be like, "Oh,

4:49 well, I think it also it goes

4:50 with the presentation of the information that you're giving." Like,

4:54 I wouldn't say like, "Yeah, if I was an answer case,

4:56 I wouldn't be like, "Oh, yeah, I've been to St.

4:58 Louis." Because then they're going to be like, "Oh,

5:00 there's more to this." You could just say like, "I connected in St.

5:03 Louis." Technically, you've been there.

5:05 So you could just say I drove through St.

5:06 Louis.

5:07 I didn't go to St.

5:08 Louis.

5:08 I mean we went to St.

5:09 Louis.

5:09 I know that.

5:09 I'm saying give an example.

5:11 No, but like you could say Yeah, you could say like, "Oh, I drove through St.

5:14 Louis.

5:14 From what I saw, it was really cool."

5:16 But like you can't give like specific recommendations.

5:18 Even the places you have been to, you can't give specific recommendations.

5:22 I can tell people with the places that I went.

5:24 Yeah.

5:24 But I'm saying like you've been to Columbus, Ohio.

5:27 Can you recommend anything over there?

5:29 No.

5:30 So the criteria of being able to say you went somewhere has

5:32 nothing to do with being able to recommend something from that place,

5:36 but like you were there.

5:37 I think that is part of it.

5:38 I mean, it's one of the one of it's not the end all be all,

5:41 but it is a part of it to be like I've been to a place I went to to the

5:45 Maybe if you're measuring the depth of the experience,

5:48 but like you've been to Kansas City, you've been to Kansas.

5:54 Are you counting those?

5:55 Have I been to Kansas?

5:56 The Airbnb that we stayed at for Kansas City was in Kansas.

6:00 It was in Kansas.

6:01 Yeah, it was on the It was on the other side of the border.

6:03 I mean, yeah, I guess.

6:06 I mean, yeah, I stayed at an Airbnb there.

6:08 I think staying overnight in a state counts.

6:13 All these criteria he has.

6:14 I feel like all these criteria he has.

6:16 I feel like I'm I like you you are trying to get away with more than me.

6:21 Like you're just trying to be like, I drove through so it counts.

6:23 And I'm saying like, no, you got to like stay there, be there.

6:26 But I also said I drove through and I got out

6:28 and walked around the restaurant or the gas station or something,

6:33 but like I stopped and I

6:34 walked around the rest stop.

6:36 You said something before you were like you stop and you buy something there.

6:38 Like yeah, I did something.

6:39 I bought something in those areas, but I also drove through rural Ohio.

6:44 So like I've been there.

6:47 I've seen it better than someone that flies.

6:50 Oh, I don't know.

6:51 You got to you got to go.

6:52 You got to actually go.

6:54 You got to go.

6:54 Oh, you the only So,

6:56 the only times that you could say you've went

6:58 to places if you go and you actually experience it.

7:00 Yeah.

7:01 You got to like you got to like plant yourself.

7:06 So, if he drove straight through St.

7:08 Louis.

7:10 Yeah.

7:09 But I stopped at the airport and was there and bought something.

7:14 Who's Who's more though?

7:15 The airport is is like not really

7:16 I am more there.

7:17 I am physically more there.

7:19 But you drove straight through it.

7:21 I landed.

7:22 He was able to see more than you though.

7:24 I was able to see more than you and by definition my presence has been

7:31 around more than yours has.

7:32 You're staring at runways.

7:35 Yeah.

7:35 What are you seeing?

7:37 I was on your side over over over while we were landing.

7:39 I saw a bunch.

7:40 I saw the whole

7:41 So you've been to the whole Atlantic then, too.

7:43 Bro, when before I went to France, I connected in France.

7:48 I would never tell someone I've been to France.

7:50 But you had been.

7:52 No, but but but you're talking about like a technicality.

7:56 I'm talking about

7:57 it's not a technicality.

7:58 It is it is the reality.

8:00 No one is asking, "Have you connected in France?"

8:02 If someone's having the conversation with you and being like,

8:03 "Have you been to France?" You'd be like,

8:04 "Well, technically I have." They'd be like,

8:06 "What's the point of even saying you've

8:07 connected there?" Because you haven't been to France

8:09 because that's what happened.

8:10 It's factual.

8:11 But no one is going to ask that.

8:13 I would say if they would say, "You've been to France." Be like, "You know,

8:16 I connected there, but I never got to see it." Technically, I've been there.

8:19 But but what are you getting out of saying that?

8:21 That's my point.

8:22 This is why I don't

8:22 It is a factual sin.

8:23 You cannot count it.

8:24 That's fine.

8:25 But factually I was there.

8:27 So factually I was there.

8:29 BUT NO ONE

8:29 YEAH.

8:29 AND I I WAS WITH YOU, but then you decided to attack my argument.

8:33 So now I take your argument behind the shed and I shoot in the back.

8:36 So if someone in conversation asks you guys, me, have Yeah.

8:41 Let's just say you guys are had the same experience there, right, at St.

8:43 Louis.

8:44 All right.

8:45 Are we acting this out?

8:46 No.

8:46 I'm just saying like if someone were to ask you, have you been to St.

8:48 Louis?

8:49 You would just say yeah.

8:51 Do I like the person?

8:54 See what why would that hold any?

8:56 Because then I'll say yeah probably if you like them.

8:59 No, if I don't.

9:00 If you don't like them, you'll say yes.

9:01 Yeah, I'll say yeah.

9:02 What do you get out of that?

9:03 They think I went to St.

9:04 Louis.

9:05 But they're going to have a follow-up question.

9:06 I won't answer it.

9:09 This is impossible.

9:10 I got two of them now.

9:13 No.

9:13 Look, ask me if I've been to I guess I have we been to Ohio.

9:20 Did we?

9:20 Yeah, we have.

9:21 We did.

9:21 Where did we do Columbus?

9:22 Columbus.

9:22 Oh, yeah.

9:23 That's right.

9:25 Um,

9:24 so insert random state.

9:25 Okay.

9:25 Go.

9:26 Uh, a state I've never been to.

9:28 Yeah, exactly.

9:29 That's what I'm Yeah.

9:29 Okay.

9:31 Idaho.

9:32 Okay.

9:32 Okay.

9:32 But you drove through there.

9:35 Okay.

9:36 Okay.

9:35 Ask me a question.

9:36 Have you been to Idaho?

9:38 I drove through and what I saw was beautiful.

9:40 Yeah.

9:41 That's not a yes or no.

9:42 But this is my point.

9:43 Like that's an appropriate response to the question, have you been?

9:46 I'm asking you if you've been.

9:47 You're like, I've been there.

9:48 Yeah, but I have been there.

9:50 But you but

9:51 but that's the part I'm not arguing is not this conversational thing.

9:54 My my question is like if someone's asking you if you've been to Idaho,

9:59 what do you think they're asking?

10:02 I don't know.

10:03 You know, no.

10:04 They're not asking you if you've texted

10:06 I cannot I cannot assume I know where the conversation is going.

10:09 Frank, you can assume that they're not saying,

10:12 "Did you drive through?" They're asking about an experience in Idaho.

10:17 No, an experience in Idaho, which none exists, by the way.

10:21 It could be any city.

10:22 It could be just sitting there and plucking potatoes, you Idahoans.

10:27 I don't know.

10:28 Hoes.

10:28 Yeah.

10:28 Idaho.

10:29 Do you think they call themselves hoes?

10:31 I'm from Idaho.

10:32 I'm I'm hoes.

10:33 We're We're hoes.

10:33 We're just a bunch of hoes in Idaho.

10:35 I'm just saying, have any have there been any

10:37 like well-known rappers that have come out of Idaho?

10:41 I have no idea because the the branding opportunities are there.

10:44 I'm going to Idaho.

10:46 I've I've been

10:48 You drove through it?

10:50 No, I do think that the driving through it,

10:52 although it is not like stopping and eating at a cafe, you Brooklyn geek.

10:57 It's like still an experience and like you could

11:00 say you drove through it, you've been to it.

11:02 So these people that do cross-country trips that drive

11:05 through Louisiana but never get out of their car,

11:07 they can never say they went and they can never

11:09 count it on the cross country trip that they did.

11:11 I would personally not say that.

11:13 I would say that I Why do you limit the amount of enjoyment you can have?

11:17 Why do you need to put strict guidelines?

11:19 You take these little handcuffs of society and you

11:23 put them on the wrists of your life.

11:24 Why don't you just allow yourself to live for 30 seconds?

11:28 It doesn't need to be all you need to get out

11:31 and go to a cafe and get a oat milk latte.

11:34 you.

11:35 your coffee drinks.

11:36 And Brooklyn while I'm at it.

11:37 How about that?

11:38 I'm counting those.

11:39 I don't know.

11:39 It felt targeted.

11:41 I'm just I'm just counting it.

11:43 I don't know what what would elicit that sort of response.

11:46 Especially when I'm saying that I just wouldn't count it.

11:50 I wouldn't tell someone who asked me,

11:53 "Have you been here?" and I connected in the airport and been like,

11:56 "Yeah, I've been there." Because then they're going to go, "Oh, cool.

11:58 Where'd you stay?" And like, "Oh,

11:59 I just connected." And they're going to go, "What?"

12:02 Well, I am recanting my support of his argument because

12:05 he decided I was his enemy when I was your friend.

12:08 For driving through.

12:09 That's crazy.

12:10 It's not.

12:10 That is crazy.

12:12 If someone asks me,

12:14 forget about the technicality of the fact that you

12:15 are physically within the borders of that state.

12:19 Yeah.

12:19 You are getting an experience driving through

12:21 that state while you are physically there.

12:24 I I So, like, let me ask you another question.

12:27 If I drive by Mount Rushmore, did I visit Mount Rushmore?

12:31 You can't drive by it.

12:34 He got you.

12:35 Got him.

12:36 If it was a driveabivable, you know what I mean?

12:40 Like, if it was something you could drive

12:42 What's What's a What's something you could drive by?

12:45 Like a like a monument or something?

12:46 The Empire State Building.

12:49 Sure.

12:48 Yeah.

12:48 But those are visual things.

12:52 Like that's so different.

12:53 Like I've seen it.

12:54 I've seen it.

12:55 But have you been to the Empire State Building?

12:58 If I flew over the Grand Canyon and saw it from a plane.

13:01 I'm not saying flying.

13:02 I'm not saying

13:03 But I'm saying like I wouldn't say I saw I I like I went to the Grand

13:06 I never said I'm not asking have you seen it.

13:10 Okay.

13:09 I'm asking if you drive by pretend you're not from New York.

13:12 You've never been to the Empire State Building.

13:14 Yeah.

13:15 You drive by the Empire State Building.

13:17 Have you been there?

13:21 That's a good question.

13:22 I don't know.

13:23 THAT'S MY WHOLE ARGUMENT.

13:25 NO, NO, NO.

13:25 My my No, no, that's to totally different.

13:29 First of all, because you're making it seem

13:31 like you could just see an entire state.

13:32 Like this is why I'm saying like the culture.

13:34 You didn't experience whatever you I'm not saying I saw the entire state.

13:37 But you're saying like I saw it.

13:39 I've been there and I've seen parts of it.

13:41 I'm not going to see like I've seen every square inch of Idaho.

13:43 But like things that are monuments are like visual things.

13:47 It's not a city of people and places and whatever.

13:50 Like that's what a city is.

13:51 A monument is a single thing that I can be like, "Yeah,

13:53 I saw Big Ben." I don't have to go and like touch the clock like I saw it.

13:57 It's a It's a monument.

13:59 Yeah.

13:59 But in theory, if Big Ben, which we know is in London.

14:06 Yes.

14:04 If you go to see Big Ben, you have also been to London because of where

14:10 arguing that point.

14:11 I'm arguing you trying to make the

14:13 That's what I'm arguing.

14:14 No, you're arguing that like that's the same that if

14:16 you've seen if you drove by the the Empire State Building,

14:20 then you've seen the Empire State Building.

14:22 Yes, you've seen it, but you like

14:23 But I'm saying like if you like been to the Empire State Building,

14:27 but it's not the same as a a whole city.

14:31 I'm not saying the whole city counts.

14:33 You're saying that you need to see like multiple

14:34 places in a city to count having been there.

14:37 I'm saying there's a difference between driving through a state

14:39 and being in a state and and experiencing the state.

14:43 If so, where you live in Jersey and you come here,

14:46 if you've never been in Manhattan,

14:48 but you drove through every day like that, but you never been there.

14:51 It's always driving through.

14:52 Have you Has he been to Manhattan?

14:55 Yes.

14:57 Yes.

14:59 No.

14:58 No.

14:59 I'm going to bash my head against this desk.

15:02 Yes, I have.

15:03 Driving through places is not being in them.

15:07 Like, I just I disagree.

15:09 think this lighting rig will support me.

15:14 I mean I mean I don't know like that's

15:16 to me that's wild to assume that like and you

15:19 were on his side with the connecting like you

15:20 guys thinking that counts as being a place is wild.

15:23 I am we are on another part of this.

15:25 He can kiss my ass.

15:26 Well, you're you're saying no to that now

15:29 because of this because you're mad at him.

15:30 But you were agreeing with that.

15:31 And guess what?

15:32 My anger goes far.

15:33 Okay.

15:33 But you agree.

15:34 But do you agree with the idea that if

15:36 you've connected in a place that you've been there?

15:39 Now I'm going to say no.

15:40 Just despite Ant.

15:41 But do you believe that?

15:43 I don't know what I believe.

15:44 Let's say I wasn't here.

15:45 I I can't hear you

15:47 now.

15:47 Now do you believe it?

15:48 Do I like him?

15:50 That's what I asked.

15:51 I know.

15:53 So you don't think if he's never been to Manhattan,

15:56 even though driving through as many times he comes, never been there?

16:00 No.

16:01 Wow.

16:01 I mean, I personally would never say like Yeah.

16:03 Oh, I've been to Manhattan.

16:04 I' like I drive through it all the time.

16:06 I've never been there.

16:06 I'm going to get him.

16:07 I'm going to get him.

16:08 So good.

16:10 All right, let me write it down.

16:12 So then that logic also applies to if you go to like the safari.

16:19 What?

16:18 What is the safari?

16:20 The like the safari in Africa.

16:23 What?

16:23 There's not one.

16:25 One of them.

16:26 If I If I Cuz they do like car trips.

16:28 A safari tour.

16:29 Cuz they Yes.

16:30 because they do car trips and you can

16:32 drive through and be like there's animals all about.

16:35 So in that with no with that with your own logic used against you.

16:41 Yeah.

16:41 You'll never go to the safari.

16:45 Wrong.

16:45 That's not the same.

16:48 How how because if I'm if you're doing a safari tour, right?

16:53 You're in the car.

16:54 You're not leaving the car.

16:55 Of course.

16:57 Yep.

16:57 So, if I'm in the car and the animals that I'm looking at just

16:59 happen to be buildings in the middle of Midtown Manhattan, that doesn't count.

17:04 That's what But that's what a safari is.

17:08 So, now we got to get

17:08 into the the the the nitty-gritty of what this what this is.

17:12 So, the people the people

17:15 that do bus tours in Manhattan Uh-huh.

17:18 can say they've never been to Manhattan.

17:22 How'd you get on the bus?

17:24 Like, what are you talking about?

17:25 What?

17:25 What's Because that's what it is.

17:27 The bus tours.

17:27 They get on a bus in Jersey City and they drive into Manhattan.

17:30 You're But you're what you're doing is you're searching for like

17:33 this very like niche thing and they're not even the same.

17:37 If someone's doing a bus tour in Manhattan, that means they're in New York.

17:41 You're acting like the

17:43 Yo, Ed, please.

17:44 Frank, Frank, hold on.

17:45 If How'd they get on the bus?

17:47 They were in New Man Manhattan.

17:48 No, no, no.

17:49 I said they got on in Jersey City.

17:51 They got on a a tour bus of Manhattan.

17:53 In Jersey City.

17:54 Yeah.

17:54 Okay.

17:55 Or Queens or Brooklyn or Staten Island.

17:58 Yeah.

17:58 I think

17:59 never also I think that tours are different

18:02 because that the whole point of a tour is

18:03 to immerse yourself in the culture and learn about the city.

18:06 So if you're driving So if I'm driving

18:09 with my family in the car in Midtown Manhattan,

18:12 yes, it doesn't count of as having visited.

18:15 But if but that's not what I'm like I mean this is like a very like

18:19 but you know I get into a tour bus

18:23 where someone's speaking on a microphone then it counts.

18:28 I think those things are different.

18:29 Yes.

18:30 Factually they are different.

18:32 The point that I'm trying to make though is

18:34 that in essence they are the exact same thing.

18:37 No because the the example that you're giving is very different than that.

18:40 No it is not.

18:41 Yes it is.

18:42 No it is not.

18:43 Frank,

18:43 if I decide kids, you guys have never seen Manhattan.

18:46 Let's drive through to go see it.

18:48 They're going to go, "You know what, Dad?

18:49 It doesn't count though because you're

18:50 not a certified person with a microphone."

18:54 No, I I think that like when in in the context

18:57 of someone asking you if the if you've been to a place,

19:00 they're asking about your experience in that place.

19:02 It's different if you're like,

19:03 "Let's go see Manhattan or let's go see something." Like,

19:07 that is a visual thing that you're going to do.

19:09 Like, we're going to go see Time Square or whatever or whatever.

19:12 Like I'm not saying it doesn't count like

19:14 that, but you acting like driving through a state because you're

19:18 on your way to a different destination and then telling

19:20 people that you've been to that state is way different.

19:23 It is not.

19:23 It is exactly the same.

19:25 It's I mean All right.

19:26 I mean, I because the experience of driving through it, you think

19:30 looking around, being in the state,

19:32 it's not the same.

19:33 It it is as being a person who like who's who's like staying overnight.

19:39 experiences can be different but also being there are

19:43 okay but I'm saying they could be different experiences but they

19:46 all satisfy the same goal which is having been there

19:50 so whether you're

19:52 staying so let me ask you this then let me ask you this he connects in St.

19:56 Louis yeah they can't it's back to you now

19:58 it's back to me okay

19:59 they cancel his flight and they put him up in a hotel for the night

20:03 does that satisfy your rules sir that he's been to St.

20:08 Louis if you like yeah I mean I guess I mean like if if you if I

20:14 were to say that to him if he were to tell me like I've been to St.

20:16 Louis and I'd be like oh where'd you go and he's like well

20:18 my flight was canceled and they just like put me up at a hotel

20:20 but I didn't like really get to go anywhere like oh okay like if

20:23 you want to count that and like be like oh I've been to St.

20:25 Louis and I've experienced St.

20:26 Louis like okay but like I'm you know to me it's

20:31 like well you have nothing to really offer me about St.

20:33 Louis so like why even say you've been there like

20:35 what are you getting out of saying you've been there?

20:36 He only cares if you have something to offer him to his esteemed life.

20:40 What?

20:40 Present to me your information to to better

20:43 my life and move it in the right direction.

20:46 What do you have to offer, Aunt?

20:48 That's not what I'm saying.

20:49 If I'm asking a question about your experience in St.

20:51 Louis and you're like, I just I just was put up at a hotel.

20:53 I'd be like, oh, okay.

20:55 Like, I'm like, but what do you get out of saying that you've been there?

20:59 Like, you so badly want to say that you've been there and you're

21:02 trying to find all the loopholes as to why you've been there.

21:04 Why?

21:04 No one is trying to like show off that I've been there.

21:09 I'm saying I only tell people if I've been to places,

21:11 if I've like been there and went to places or whatever.

21:14 You're like, why do you need all that?

21:16 Like that's obviously that you've been there.

21:18 You're the one looking for loopholes.

21:19 I'm not I'm not looking for a loophole.

21:21 You're saying I drove through.

21:22 It counts.

21:23 If anything, you're the one that's putting the the guard rails

21:26 on the experience of defining when you have or have not been there.

21:30 Well, there were many for me there were many times where

21:32 from New York I would drive down to Florida to go to Disney.

21:35 Yeah.

21:35 And you've been to all those states.

21:38 Are you saying are you saying I've been to all of those?

21:40 That's what he's saying.

21:40 And I disagree with that.

21:42 Like cuz because I wouldn't be able to have

21:44 a conversation or speak to what those places are like.

21:47 Even if I drove through a part, you're not driving through the entire state.

21:50 So I th I drove through a part of it and be like, "Well,

21:52 I drove through." No one's going to be like, "Oh,

21:55 okay." Like like you can't tell anyone anything about a city.

21:59 What if your Colombian uh construction working father makes you stop

22:04 at every Cracker Barrel in every state on the way down to Florida?

22:07 Then you sure know a lot about that franchise.

22:09 Yes, I do.

22:10 That's something to offer.

22:11 That it is awful.

22:13 Oh, something to offer.

22:14 I can't I can't tell you anything about the States,

22:18 but I can tell you is where to stop.

22:20 And I can tell you that they let you take as many as the maple syrups.

22:24 What would he steal?

22:25 Yeah, those places are they my my dad thought

22:27 he was running the maple syrup heist of all time.

22:30 Were you sleeping in bed like a bed or something?

22:33 Or you were sitting in a chair like a car?

22:35 Uh my dad like took out the back seats

22:38 in his uh truck and like put down blankets and stuff.

22:41 So we would just like sleep and hang out

22:44 back there for the day it took to travel.

22:46 And it I'm not even kidding.

22:48 It added 10 hours to our day because

22:49 we stopped at seven or eight Cracker Barrels.

22:53 that there is no part of that that is even the smallest bit of an exaggeration.

22:59 Well, how long does it take to get there?

23:01 He just ripped it.

23:02 It's like 20 hours.

23:04 Where?

23:04 Where?

23:04 Where you going?

23:05 Florida.

23:05 Florida.

23:05 Oh, yeah.

23:05 My uncle My uncle lived in Jacksonville, but we also drove down to South Beach.

23:09 Wait, you did this too?

23:10 Many times.

23:11 Wow.

23:11 Is this like a New York thing?

23:13 I don't know.

23:14 I think it's just so you have a car and you can drive

23:16 around and you save on flights and tickets for like young kids and everything.

23:20 Whoa.

23:19 But um pooped in a car.

23:22 Excuse me.

23:23 Now, that was not information we requested or wanted

23:26 when we were kids.

23:26 Like, they just had a bucket in the car.

23:29 I don't know why we did that.

23:31 Wait, there was a bag in the There it was a bag.

23:34 Then you What would you do with the poop?

23:36 They could just throw it out.

23:37 No, no, no.

23:38 Like, throw it out the next rest stop.

23:39 I guess if we couldn't make it.

23:40 I don't So, there was there was a good chance that And I'm assuming it's 95,

23:43 so there's not like rest stops every five miles.

23:47 No.

23:46 So, you'd go 10 miles or something or 15 miles with a bag of in the car?

23:50 I I don't I I'll be honest.

23:51 I don't remember every detail.

23:53 I was young, but I do distinctly remember pooping in a in a bucket.

23:57 Um I pooped in a bucket.

23:58 I have a question.

23:59 You poop in a bucket?

24:00 I don't think so.

24:01 We could We could change.

24:02 You don't have to.

24:03 We could change that.

24:03 You don't have to poop in a bucket.

24:05 I don't think Yeah, I don't think I have.

24:07 6,000 patrons.

24:07 I will.

24:09 No.

24:09 Get them a bucket.

24:10 They can poop in the bucket.

24:11 And then throw sawdust on it.

24:13 Is Is poop pooping in a bucket and then throwing it on the side of the road.

24:17 Is that littering?

24:19 Yeah, dude.

24:20 I mean, I also think that's like very illegal because of the poop.

24:25 It's like a toxic waste or like it's like dangerous.

24:28 I don't think it's toxic waste, dude.

24:30 I think it's fertilizer.

24:31 No, no, no.

24:32 I I mean, if you get human if like

24:35 humans use their as a weapon, it's like illegal.

24:40 Correct.

24:41 I am not saying that this is going to be used

24:43 in any way that is going to be harmful toward another human.

24:46 But if there's around in society and you put it

24:48 there and a cop sees you do that, like that's illegal.

24:51 If I go driving down 95 and we're passing through North Carolina.

25:00 Uhhuh.

25:00 If I stop side of the road, walk into the woods,

25:03 dig a hole, and dump a human in that hole.

25:06 Dig a hole and then cover it up.

25:09 Yeah.

25:09 Is that illegal?

25:10 Cover it up.

25:11 I mean, no.

25:11 It's very like strange.

25:14 I mean, yeah, it's strange.

25:16 I'm not getting away from that.

25:17 Dig it and cover it up.

25:19 Um, that is illegal.

25:20 Yeah.

25:21 Is that your question?

25:22 Why?

25:23 Because you can't have people outside.

25:30 I understand why in like too close to a home or like too

25:34 close to a city or in a city or in like a neighborhood.

25:38 I think it's just one of those.

25:39 But if a if a human shits in the woods, is it illegal?

25:43 I actually don't know if it's illegal because I think that like

25:45 that's assumed on like hiking trips like people will have to it.

25:52 The answer is essentially it depends.

25:55 Like is the area you're doing it in legal to for it to happen or not?

25:59 How do you get rid of it?

26:00 It's it's all just it depends.

26:02 Yeah.

26:02 I don't think you could throw it out your window.

26:04 Can't do that.

26:05 I mean yes, correct.

26:06 You guys did that

26:08 probably not out the wind not out the window but at a rest the next rest stop.

26:11 Just throw it in the garbage or something.

26:13 Yeah, I mean that's where it's supposed to go.

26:14 That's probably what we did.

26:15 Yeah, that's gross.

26:17 Sorry.

26:18 We also have a little TV in there.

26:19 We played Crash Bandicoot.

26:19 You know what's crazy?

26:20 When I stayed in a van for six days, did nobody in the van.

26:24 Like there was a like a small thing to in.

26:29 And we didn't have to use it.

26:31 It was like for emergencies.

26:32 Never happened.

26:34 Van.

26:34 Well, why would you have to use when you're in the middle of the wilderness?

26:36 Just get out of the car.

26:42 Yeah.

26:42 I didn't do that either, I don't think.

26:43 What'd you do?

26:45 There was like we stayed on uh people's property and they had like

26:49 a little tent or something or they had like an outhouse or like

26:54 on trails like at the trail head there would be one at the end

26:58 there would be one but not during the hike but in between.

27:03 And also, you're driving on the road, obviously.

27:06 So, like if you hit a rest stop or something,

27:09 but I was surprised it never happened.

27:11 I thought I was gonna have to in a car.

27:12 Didn't want to do that.

27:14 Yeah, I could imagine that would not be fun.

27:17 That would be awful.

27:17 Just on a highway.

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31:47 I don't know, dude.

31:48 I got to tell you about this, too.

31:50 This morning, Nicole wakes up and she's like,

31:53 "You weren't really nice to me in my dream last night." Right.

31:56 One of those.

31:58 I'm assuming we've all been there.

31:59 Yeah.

31:59 Yeah.

31:59 Yeah.

32:00 Um and I'm like, "Okay." And she was like,

32:03 "You told me that you didn't want to be with me anymore."

32:06 And I'm like, "Okay, how' I what' I say?" And she's like, "Well,

32:10 we were texting." And I forget what the text message was,

32:13 but it was something that like, you know, whatever.

32:16 And she said that she was in a car and she was texting me,

32:21 but she wasn't using a phone.

32:24 It was, you know, Borson cheese.

32:29 Do you know what that is?

32:30 Type in Borson.

32:31 B O U R S I N.

32:34 You've definitely seen it on shakureri boards.

32:36 I mean, I've seen a lot of things on shakurerie boards.

32:41 So, oh yeah, I've seen you see this cheese.

32:42 Oh, yeah.

32:43 I've seen this cheese.

32:44 You see how like you see the wrapping?

32:45 Click on that.

32:46 Comes in like a muffin tin.

32:47 Yeah, it comes up.

32:47 It comes like that.

32:48 Nope.

32:48 The one you were hovered over when I said that, you bastard.

32:51 Okay,

32:52 so you see she said it was a it was boren cheese,

32:56 which I'm all about, by the way.

32:58 It's good.

32:58 And then it would unwrap and have my text message and then it would rewrap.

33:04 And I was like, "So, this is a magic borson cheese."

33:07 I'll be honest with you,

33:08 if Becca were to present information to me that she didn't want to be with me,

33:13 it would probably be the most digestible in cheese.

33:17 A a a cheese breakup is probably a great one.

33:19 I would love I I Let me No, no, no.

33:22 You would love I don't I don't want to ever be broken up with by Becca,

33:27 but I would be a little more appreciative

33:29 of the information if it came via cheese.

33:32 Yeah, if by a magic boren cheese,

33:35 I'd be like,

33:38 "Yeah, it's a good cheese."

33:39 That is a good cheese.

33:40 And I got

33:41 Because you got to undress it.

33:42 What's the other flavors you got in there?

33:43 I see that little what the box is right there.

33:45 So, what do we got?

33:46 Zoom in on that little He wants to He wants to make himself hungry here.

33:50 Oh, I listen.

33:51 Caramelized onion and herbs.

33:53 Basil and chive.

33:54 Yeah.

33:55 Shallot and chive.

33:56 Throw that out.

33:57 Cracked fig and balsamic.

33:59 Make me a woman.

34:02 Make a woman out of me.

34:03 Yeah.

34:03 Make him a woman.

34:04 Shallot and chive.

34:05 I don't mind that.

34:06 I like

34:07 rosemary and black garlic.

34:09 Yeah.

34:10 Rosemary, black garlic might be a problem.

34:12 I You want to know what's First of all, I love rosemary.

34:14 What's that?

34:16 I also kind of like the name.

34:17 I feel like that's a that's a cool older woman.

34:19 Like a rosemary.

34:20 Rosemary is an herb.

34:22 I know.

34:22 Uh, and it it grows pretty like you could grow it on like in like your kitchen.

34:28 Like you don't it doesn't need like a ton of work.

34:30 I know what rosemary is.

34:30 I'm asking if you like it.

34:31 What are you explaining to me?

34:35 I'm like, "You like rosemary?" He goes, "You can grow it.

34:37 It's very easy." Bro, I know what rosemary is.

34:40 See how he's yelling at me?

34:42 Do you think I deserve this?

34:43 First of all, you were very disrespectful in the earlier conversation.

34:48 Well, Joey, what does rose what does knowing rosemary do to me?

34:52 What does that do for me?

34:53 Know more about rosemary or it does nothing.

34:57 That's another thing that you took out of context.

34:59 I was not saying

35:03 Oh, I don't really know what you're doing anymore.

35:05 Um, you like what?

35:06 What?

35:07 People trying to talk to me, but they don't offer me anything.

35:09 That's you.

35:10 No.

35:10 If I have a question and you're answering it,

35:12 but you don't have any answers, then why am I asking you the question?

35:15 Oh, I'm sorry.

35:16 Your ear space is so so expensive.

35:18 Right.

35:19 Literally not what I'm saying at all.

35:21 Your ear space is so expensive.

35:22 This is your This is You can't be bothered with other people unless

35:26 they have information that's not worthy of my time.

35:29 I can see that you're upset that you're wrong here.

35:31 I can tell that you have information.

35:35 Bet it must be worthy of my time and attention.

35:44 I'm not I'm not This is It's not funny.

35:46 It's very confusing.

35:47 You're laughing, too.

35:48 Come on.

35:51 Ant.

35:50 Oh, keep going.

35:55 And give me some information.

35:58 You bet it must be worth my attention.

36:01 Why are you saying that?

36:02 That sentence doesn't even make sense.

36:03 What does that mean?

36:05 And if it shall not be worth my attention, You're in trouble.

36:19 I don't think you like that.

36:21 Obviously not.

36:23 Obviously, that's not what I said.

36:24 Obviously, it's not.

36:27 God.

36:27 You want to do the voice again?

36:29 The voice made it a little better.

36:31 Are you crying or I was crying?

36:33 Yeah.

36:35 What were you just talking about?

36:36 Oh, you were talking about this dream that Nicole

36:37 I was trying to talk about Rosemary.

36:39 Oh, yeah.

36:40 Oh, I'm sorry.

36:40 And the information I had was not worth the incredible

36:44 amount of intellectual time you have on your hands.

36:48 I said, "Do you like rosemary?" And you're like,

36:50 "You can grow it." Like, I don't know what rosemary is.

36:54 Like, you're telling me what it is for the first time.

36:55 You ever grown rosemary?

36:58 No.

36:57 Exactly.

36:58 So, I'm giving you information you might not have had before, idiot.

37:00 By saying you can grow it.

37:01 You think Where did you think Where did you think I go?

37:03 I'm presenting you with confidence to maybe go home and do

37:06 something with your life instead of building this media empire.

37:10 I'm counting

37:11 and employing all of your friends and and giving our lives meaning and purpose.

37:14 Don't try to save it now, Frank.

37:15 You're in the go.

37:16 The go house.

37:19 The go house.

37:20 Becca, but Becca has had dreams like that, too.

37:22 We're like, she'll wake up.

37:23 We'll wake up and she'll go,

37:26 "You were a real piece of work last night." I'm like,

37:28 "What happened?" And she's like,

37:30 "You went to a party and you sent me a text message saying,

37:34 "I'm partying and I don't ever want to see you again." I was like,

37:37 "Yeah, that sounds like me."

37:39 I don't ever want to see you again.

37:42 N I think Nicole told me one time that she had a dream that I

37:46 I called her disgusting.

37:48 And I'm like, that is such an insane word.

37:51 Yeah.

37:51 Like, you're disgusting.

37:53 I'm like, what are you thinking about?

37:54 Also, the last dream I'm like thinking like, you know,

37:58 they say like your dreams are kind of like

38:00 a mixture of your last thoughts before bed.

38:02 I don't know how true that is,

38:03 but like how do you get to like I get how you get to the breakup thing,

38:06 I guess, but the bored of cheese just hungry.

38:12 Like what?

38:12 I'll be honest with you.

38:14 I've wouldn't be upset if cheese was in any of my dreams in any capacity.

38:20 Would you be into You've seen Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

38:25 Have I?

38:26 That's a great film.

38:27 I'm calling it a film.

38:28 It is a film.

38:30 Yeah, it's a it's a well-made film.

38:31 I haven't seen the second one, but the first one I'm like, this would be fire.

38:35 Well, also like uh Charlie and the Chocolate

38:40 Factory place existed where the whole thing was food.

38:43 I would like that.

38:45 Yeah, Charlie the Chocolate Factory I'm not

38:47 as on board with because it's a little like

38:50 a giant candy factory.

38:52 Yeah, but like I don't want to sit

38:53 in this chair and then turn around and eat it.

38:58 Yeah.

38:58 Did Did they Did the factory kill the kids?

39:02 Um, they didn't kill them.

39:04 Great question.

39:04 Pretty damn close, though.

39:05 That Augustus Gloop, that kid's dead.

39:08 Like I mean, he went out doing what he loved.

39:11 What about Didn't Violet?

39:13 You're turning Violet.

39:14 Violet?

39:14 Yeah.

39:14 Didn't she explode?

39:15 Yeah, she Well, she had to They had to juice her before she exploded.

39:19 You assume they juiced her.

39:21 Well, and also that doesn't sound like it's very, you know, doesn't sound good.

39:25 Kid friendly.

39:25 Like it's like that sounds like it would hurt.

39:28 Yeah.

39:28 I mean, I of the ones in that movie that I can remember,

39:32 the one that is probably closest to death is Augustus Gloop.

39:35 And let's be honest,

39:37 whatever happened to the girl who was like mean and Mike TV.

39:44 Mike TV got turned into a little into like a little TV thing.

39:47 Remember, right?

39:48 Yeah.

39:48 It got trapped in a TV.

39:49 He got trapped in a TV.

39:50 Yeah.

39:50 But what the hell?

39:51 What happened to the girl?

39:52 What would the girl the one that was like?

39:54 I want mommy and daddy to get it for me now.

39:58 Yeah.

39:58 A golden goose egg or something?

40:00 Oh, she like taken away by like the the

40:03 she pulls a thing and she pulls

40:05 Yeah.

40:05 Yeah.

40:05 Yeah.

40:05 Yeah.

40:05 Yeah.

40:06 Yes.

40:06 Yes.

40:07 Oh, so she was she's in the vents.

40:09 I mean, but she probably fell into a cool slide.

40:12 That's fair.

40:12 If anything, she's having the time of her life.

40:14 You know, one time my cousin, like we were all at my cousin's house,

40:18 like a bunch of my extended family and and this one of my cousins,

40:22 she tried to go down their laundry shoot cuz they had

40:29 a laundry shoe from like their second floor to their B.

40:31 First of all, not far.

40:32 Like it's like right near the stairway.

40:34 I don't know why.

40:34 Just walked down the stairs, but she tried to go down and she got stuck.

40:38 Yeah.

40:39 And it was like this whole thing.

40:40 Oh, well, duh.

40:41 Yeah, it's a whole thing.

40:42 She was also a little older, so I feel like she was at that age where

40:45 it was like she was like stealing drinks or something.

40:49 So I was like, "Oh." So you think that like

40:51 she just got a little drunk and she's like,

40:52 "I'm going to go slide down this thing." And then she got stuck cuz it's like

40:56 it like bends.

40:56 Yeah.

40:57 Well, apparently it's a thing that like they

41:00 like adults that try to go down like

41:02 slides at like playgrounds and stuff like that.

41:04 Like it could be really dangerous.

41:06 They could break their legs because like the twirly slides.

41:10 Yeah.

41:10 You know those?

41:11 So like you don't realize like it's made

41:13 for a child because like their legs are short enough

41:17 that like they can just kind of go so

41:18 you weigh so much that it's like whipping you.

41:21 Dude, I've gone down and like your foot catches it and it'll

41:24 like it'll pull your foot back and like there there I've heard take

41:29 it with a grain of salt that there have been instances of people

41:32 going down those things and like their legs breaking because they get caught.

41:37 Holy

41:36 Can you imagine?

41:37 I went down a slide maybe like three years ago and it hurt my ass so much.

41:44 There was a slide.

41:44 We took the uh girls to like one of those like

41:47 indoor playgrounds and Mave went down and I'm not

41:50 kidding it was so fast that at the end she

41:52 like slid on the floor like an extra like six feet.

41:57 Jesus.

41:56 So then I went in to like cuz they were like please come on come on come on.

41:59 So like I went up and I went and sat with him and went down it.

42:03 Yo, I was flying down that thing.

42:05 W I was I was worried that there was going to be like kids like trying to run

42:08 in front cuz I would have you know I would have took a kid out at the ankles.

42:11 Yeah, I would have been bad.

42:11 Would have flipped them over.

42:12 Did you see the family I think a family complained about

42:14 a slide being too fast so a cop went down it.

42:16 Did you see that?

42:17 Yes, I saw this is a famous video that a lot of people have seen.

42:25 You've never seen that?

42:27 Dude, dude, he's flying.

42:28 Look at this.

42:33 He comes out upside down.

42:34 Dude,

42:35 dude, he's You hear him shake?

42:39 You've never seen that video?

42:41 Oh, what?

42:42 That video went mega viral a couple years ago.

42:45 You hear him rattling at the

42:47 A dead body coming down.

42:49 All right, last one.

42:53 I think Yo, where is that?

42:55 IT'S IN BOSTON.

42:57 NO.

42:57 YEAH, it's in Boston,

42:58 dude.

42:58 Dude, we have to go to I saw that there are other videos of people.

43:01 Would you go down that

43:03 100%.

43:03 Yeah.

43:03 Yeah.

43:03 I got to like wear my ass.

43:05 Look it up.

43:05 People like the viral Boston slide.

43:07 There have been videos of people like going down and greasing it.

43:11 Yo, I mean they're asking for it.

43:12 I'm telling you, pull those videos up.

43:14 They go down.

43:15 Oh my god.

43:16 And like they fly down this son of a That's awesome, dude.

43:22 The man, I love that.

43:23 The one of the cop is really

43:24 The one of the cop was the one that went mega viral.

43:26 It's taking a lot of the G.

43:27 They're coming out of the slide upside down face down.

43:33 What?

43:35 That's incredible.

43:36 They're flying down, right?

43:38 No, I can't I can't find it.

43:39 It's only the cop.

43:40 But I found another one of the cop.

43:41 Wait, hold on.

43:42 I just want to show this.

43:43 This one is just It says It says

43:46 uh local Boston cop gets sucked sucked into slide.

43:53 Oh, is it?

43:55 Yo, that looks even crazier.

43:56 Oh my god.

43:57 No, I mean, come on.

43:58 Yo, that doesn't even look like it would be that wild

44:01 when you were like staring.

44:03 Look up.

44:03 I'm telling you, dude.

44:04 You have to find it.

44:05 People greasing that Boston slide.

44:07 All right, I'll try.

44:08 I hear me out.

44:11 What if we just start making adult playgrounds again?

44:15 They're called gyms.

44:17 No, no, no.

44:17 But gyms are like you're going for health purposes.

44:20 Like adult playgrounds where you can go down

44:22 bigger slides and like there's like adult swings.

44:25 Dude, what

44:27 aren't swings just adult swings?

44:28 No.

44:28 A lot of swing sets are made for kids.

44:30 So, like they're like like someone with long legs like me can't swing

44:34 back and forth that well because my I clip my feet on the ground.

44:40 Pick your feet up.

44:41 Hey man, on the way back my feet it's so low I clipped the ground.

44:50 That feels like a You know what you got to do?

44:52 You got to swing the swing over the thing one time.

44:55 Make it shorter.

44:56 Oh, that's actually that's not a bad idea.

44:57 I completely forgot about that.

44:58 But I don't want to be that guy.

45:00 Have you been on a swing recently and been like Have

45:02 you ever done like the backflip off of like the dismount?

45:05 Do you not remember the times the jumping off of the swings that we used to do?

45:09 But you've done the backflip.

45:12 Yeah.

45:11 So, have you tried to do that as an adult?

45:16 No.

45:15 I I tried to do that.

45:17 This was probably like five years ago.

45:21 Oh my god, dude.

45:22 My life flashed before my eyes.

45:24 I wouldn't do like I remember I have pictures

45:27 of when we were teenagers jumping off and like I remember

45:31 from that height falling and rolling my ankle and if

45:34 I did that now it's not rolling it's over pulverized.

45:38 Yeah.

45:38 Yeah.

45:38 Pulverized.

45:39 I I did it because I remember being young and doing it so

45:43 effortlessly like it was the easiest thing in the world for me to do.

45:45 Yeah.

45:46 And then when I did it I like came around and I was like what have I done?

45:51 And then as I was like I landed mad weird and like landed on my ass.

45:54 I was like I'm never doing that again.

45:56 You're a brave person for having done that five years ago.

46:00 I honestly didn't think that it was going to be hard.

46:02 I thought it was going to be easy.

46:04 But I guess I just hadn't done it in a while.

46:05 I mean life.

46:06 One of the things that people don't tell you about getting older

46:08 is that like your body just can't do what it used to do.

46:13 Not if you don't do it.

46:14 I mean it was a What are you looking up there, buddy?

46:19 Oh,

46:23 is that like an ad?

46:25 Yeah,

46:24 it was a bunch of

46:26 big titted women.

46:28 This is the basementard account.

46:29 This is the basementard thing.

46:30 It's not mine.

46:31 The basementard.

46:32 What?

46:34 Google.

46:34 You're the only one who uses that computer.

46:36 I thought about that.

46:36 You're right.

46:39 Did you find any of those?

46:40 No.

46:40 Nothing was better than that, cop.

46:41 Nothing.

46:41 Nothing was better than that.

46:42 That's That's a good one, though.

46:43 Dude, speaking of videos, though, can you pull the video of the animatronics?

46:47 Oh, man.

46:48 This is such a freak show thing that is going on.

46:54 Okay, so the context to my understanding this girl likes animatronics.

47:01 I I believe she builds animatronics or she likes this one

47:04 and the premise is she brought her animatronic to a show of animatronics.

47:10 Yeah.

47:09 And I I hate that.

47:10 This is such a freaky thing I saw on Tik Tok and I was like,

47:13 "Dude, please to see his favorite band."

47:17 Who's his favorite band?

47:18 Like Kiss.

47:20 Oh, it's other animatronics.

47:22 What are you doing?

47:23 I don't like that one.

47:24 What's wrong with

47:25 that one?

47:25 That that big one with the guitar.

47:26 I don't like it.

47:28 Why?

47:28 I don't know.

47:28 It looks like it's going to come at me.

47:30 It's not.

47:32 You played too much.

47:33 Five Nights OF

47:34 YOU LIKE THAT?

47:35 GET THE OUT of here.

47:37 THIS OLD BAG.

47:38 WAIT.

47:38 OH, NO.

47:39 I don't really don't with birds with eyes with humans.

47:41 Human eyes.

47:43 Is this like the country bears?

47:45 I don't know.

47:46 I don't like that these guys are moving around.

47:48 So Oh no, they killed them.

47:52 Oh, anything with legs.

47:55 I don't mind animatron.

47:56 You You've played too much Five Nights at Freddy's a what it is.

47:59 I don't I don't like it.

48:01 Oh, that's Chucky.

48:02 That is Chucky.

48:03 That is Chucky.

48:04 Okay, that feels like culture appropriation.

48:05 I mean, definitely the Italian and with the accordion.

48:07 This guy is bad.

48:08 First of all, I'm decapitating this thing.

48:10 If I ever saw this thing in person, I'm shooting it with a real life gun.

48:13 For real.

48:15 Yeah.

48:15 It's It's just It's just Wait, why does she have an animatronic?

48:19 And why does she bring it?

48:20 Also, is is she a I don't like the piano player at all.

48:24 I don't like his mouth.

48:25 It's that it's that one.

48:25 All right.

48:26 Why can't you watch it without I don't know that.

48:28 Look at that.

48:28 Look how tall he is.

48:29 Do me a favor.

48:30 That's a big

48:31 Play it from the beginning and watch the video without blocking your eyes.

48:34 I could stop what you're doing.

48:36 Why are you acting like what you're doing?

48:38 Yeah.

48:41 I don't like it.

48:43 I don't I don't really like it either, dude.

48:45 Look at Look at that.

48:46 It's just too tall.

48:47 It's a big It's a big horse.

48:49 I just I have so many like operational questions here.

48:53 Also, how did how can this place possibly be in business?

48:57 Also, why in God's name does she

48:59 have a 9900year-old man with a cigar animatronic?

49:04 Yeah, that that makes no sense to me.

49:06 And how is she moving this thing?

49:09 I don't know, but it's terrifying.

49:10 I imagine it's heavy.

49:12 Is she a bodybuilder?

49:13 I don't know.

49:14 Imagine someone bringing you to this like, "Oh, hey,

49:17 you want to see something?" And then it just starts playing all of it.

49:20 If it was close, we should go.

49:22 I What?

49:23 It says Sandy Hook.

49:25 Oh,

49:26 where do you see that?

49:30 The bottom.

49:30 It says Smithy's Smitty's Sugar Service.

49:34 Super Service.

49:35 Super Service.

49:36 Oh, I don't know.

49:36 I don't I mean, if that's Sandy Hook in Jersey, that's not that far.

49:40 Connecticut's It'd be a drive, but I don't want to go.

49:45 I don't like this.

49:47 I don't like animatronics,

49:48 but I also don't like uh anything that's like a a doll with human eyes.

49:54 I just like

49:55 Sandy Hook, Miss Mississippi.

49:57 Oh, okay.

49:57 This is in Mississippi.

49:59 Yeah, it's something that that's that's a that's

50:01 a Mississippi animatronic if I've ever seen one.

50:04 So, it seems like what they do is they restore 1980s animatronics.

50:10 So, that was Chuck-e-Cheese.

50:14 Ah, and they play I don't know.

50:16 I don't want to.

50:16 And they play a band,

50:17 I guess.

50:17 So, I would I'd go to see this

50:21 fully operational.

50:22 We should do mushrooms and go to this.

50:23 I would that be Santa Studios video.

50:27 No, I'm okay.

50:28 We took mushrooms and we went to an animatronic show.

50:31 50,000 patrons.

50:32 How about this?

50:33 Actually, no.

50:33 That's a horrible idea.

50:34 Oh, I love I love those.

50:35 Do they sing the song like from Five Nights

50:37 at Freddy's or it's like it's nice to meet you family?

50:44 I know you know what that is.

50:45 Don't even like that stuff.

50:47 What's that?

50:47 I don't know.

50:50 I was going to say just get mad drunk and go to medieval times.

50:53 That we've talked about openly and sounds like a good idea.

50:56 Why was that a bad idea?

50:57 Because it's like a children thing.

51:00 Is it?

51:01 Yeah.

51:01 Who cares about them?

51:03 Why don't again we're the basement yard now.

51:06 We can we don't want to like be like, "Yo, listen.

51:10 We want to come like include us in a show.

51:12 Let us joust."

51:13 Oh, I definitely don't want to joust.

51:14 Are you insane,

51:15 brother?

51:16 If you had the opportunity to joust with a chicken leg,

51:18 a turkey leg in your hand and a bowl of grog in the other, you're not doing it.

51:23 I mean, jousting seems a little dangerous.

51:27 Give me a blunt sword.

51:29 I'll fight you, bro.

51:30 You're getting poked in the chest while sitting on top of a horse.

51:35 Okay, put me on the ground and you and I with blunt metal swords fight.

51:41 I hope a knight gives me a rose.

51:43 Oh, no shot.

51:44 You're not a child.

51:45 It's a children's thing.

51:46 No, I think that you have a chance.

51:49 Thank you.

51:49 I would like to go and I would be full in.

51:51 I would get a get up.

51:52 I would get a like a crown.

51:54 Oh, please get me some chain mail.

51:57 Oh, that's a good idea.

51:58 A king, knight, and executioner.

52:00 I feel like that sounds right.

52:02 You want to be the executioner?

52:03 I'll be the executioner.

52:04 And I'm the knight because I'm brave.

52:06 And I am doing actual the the like going out and getting after it while

52:10 the king just sits there and has people try his food so he doesn't get poisoned.

52:16 Sure,

52:16 I'll take it.

52:17 Sure.

52:17 Whatever you Whatever you need.

52:19 Sure.

52:20 Well, we need Yeah.

52:21 And you're the pick number three, my lord.

52:22 I'll do it.

52:23 Oh, that was Delonius.

52:26 Pick number three, my lord.

52:28 I would love to go to medieval times.

52:31 I just want to eat chicken with my hands and like peas.

52:34 I've never been.

52:36 We went.

52:36 It was like It was like the big fifth

52:37 grade trip that our our school did for the kids.

52:41 That was the last time I went.

52:42 Yeah, me too.

52:42 I bought a battle axe and a shield.

52:45 I bought I bought two battle axes and I was like gimly.

52:48 I when I was in uh Toronto, I was driving around and I saw So you weren't there

52:54 and I saw a giant Medieval Times.

52:58 It was huge in Toronto.

52:59 Yeah.

53:00 Do

53:00 they even have the Medieval Times back then?

53:01 It was just like French people decapitating each other.

53:04 That's what I thought.

53:05 Like I thought like why is this here?

53:06 But they have a giant Medieval Times there.

53:09 Oh, the Medieval Times.

53:12 Well, they're weren't having turkey leg.

53:14 We were having wine and goose.

53:18 Aren't they like ruled by the British?

53:21 Canada.

53:23 Yeah.

53:22 I thought it was the French.

53:25 I mean, there are French people.

53:26 It feels like something you should know.

53:28 Probably.

53:28 I'm pretty sure it's

53:29 If anyone's going to know that here, it's definitely not me.

53:32 I think I could do it.

53:33 No, no.

53:34 I'm I'm doing the ads anyway.

53:35 Oh, but I I I'm pretty sure they're they're You look up that information.

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53:41 All right.

53:42 I'll dictate how this is all going.

53:43 I'm looking up is Canada

53:45 I think they're ruled they're ruled right now by like Britain

53:49 I'm pretty sure I I think

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57:21 What were we saying right before we cut to someone Long story short,

57:26 Canada is not under British rule.

57:29 I think they were founded by It's not like under rule since 1982,

57:33 but like not under rule.

57:34 They're independent.

57:35 Yo, Mikey's watching this and he's just shaking.

57:37 They do share the same u monarch,

57:41 but that's that's more of a symbolic head of state thing.

57:44 Yes.

57:44 Yes, that's what I meant.

57:45 The monarch.

57:46 Yes.

57:47 Which I don't once we start getting into monarchies and those types of things,

57:50 like that's a little tough.

57:52 Um, so I don't really know what that means.

57:55 Yeah,

57:55 I knew they weren't ruled by the British,

57:57 but like they were like there was something with the British.

57:59 It wasn't the French is my point,

58:00 but I thought the French were the ones that like founded it above my pay grade.

58:07 I know there's

58:08 that isn't that why like French is like the most spoken language in Canada?

58:13 I don't know.

58:14 We also don't know much about Canada.

58:16 I think Toronto also you know how they say Queens is like super diverse.

58:20 Yeah.

58:20 Toronto is like one of the most diverse countries

58:26 if not the I think it's the most city cities.

58:29 I mean it's like the most diverse city in the world.

58:32 Isn't that insane?

58:33 Yeah.

58:33 I mean Queens is up there.

58:35 It's like every language in the world is spoken somewhere in Queens.

58:40 That's so cool.

58:40 Which is pretty crazy.

58:42 And then it's even crazy to think about.

58:46 I mean this is like Here we go.

58:48 Now we're getting here.

58:49 Let's go.

58:49 Yep.

58:50 Let's do it.

58:50 No, because I feel like when I was younger, right,

58:53 because of how we grew up, it was like, how can people be like racist?

58:57 You know what I mean?

59:00 Yeah.

58:58 And then like, but like I get how people can like hate people.

59:03 I don't get being racist though.

59:05 Like like I mean obviously now I'm older.

59:08 That's not what I mean.

59:09 But when I was younger,

59:10 I was like thinking about how strange it must have been to grow up

59:14 in a place where there wasn't like other

59:18 people like other uh ethnicities and like cultures like

59:22 Gotcha.

59:22 That is like

59:24 Yeah.

59:24 Like and you could just be like I I

59:26 don't know like that's I'm like dumbfounded by that.

59:30 I agree.

59:30 I I mean I think that you know these are people

59:34 that have grown up in a an isolated world to them.

59:39 So like the idea of somebody else existing and having

59:43 a similar lifestyle to them like they don't like

59:47 Yeah.

59:47 I just

59:48 Are we going to sit here and parse through the trying to understand racists?

59:52 No, that's not my intent.

59:53 I know.

59:53 I know that's not your intent,

59:54 but like why do we have to explain

59:55 like not not that you're asking me to explain,

59:58 but like that's just That's a weird thing

1:00:01 to have to like it is so stupid being racist.

1:00:07 That's not where I was like leading the conversation.

1:00:09 There you go, folks.

1:00:10 I just That's the political discourse you're getting here.

1:00:12 Being racist is so what?

1:00:14 It's so stupid.

1:00:15 No, but I thought it was I what I was getting at was

1:00:17 like we're just so used to being around a bunch of like other people.

1:00:21 Correct.

1:00:21 And then there's people who like don't that's not their experience.

1:00:24 And I never understood that

1:00:26 everywhere wasn't like where we lived.

1:00:28 I Yes.

1:00:30 And then I And then I I I really don't understand the people that have grown up

1:00:34 and those people are

1:00:35 And those people are like, "I don't like them." And it's like Yeah.

1:00:38 You're like, "Do what?

1:00:40 What?

1:00:40 We all grew up in the same literally school system and shit." Yes.

1:00:43 You shared a class with someone named Pablo, someone named Azim.

1:00:48 Azim, someone named Marcus, someone named Joseph.

1:00:52 Like you should be able to like understand.

1:00:56 Yeah.

1:00:56 These things can coexist.

1:00:57 Yeah.

1:00:58 It it is it it is it is baffling.

1:01:00 Queens is really like outside of the diverse like I guess this goes

1:01:06 hand in hand with the diverse people but like the food like yo

1:01:11 I'm not even around like people say like oh go to New York for the food

1:01:15 when you go to Manhattan like you'll find spots here and there bro you want like

1:01:20 and I can't speak about the other buraus because

1:01:23 I've not lived in them and spent as much time

1:01:26 but like you can go to Queens and get

1:01:28 the best version of those count's foods outside of those countries.

1:01:32 You know, does that make sense?

1:01:34 I would loop in the rest of the five burrows in that.

1:01:38 I agree.

1:01:38 With what part?

1:01:40 Like what he I I

1:01:41 racism is bad.

1:01:42 No.

1:01:42 Yeah.

1:01:43 Well, that especially I'm saying loop in the other burrows,

1:01:46 but also that outside of the country.

1:01:48 Yeah, for sure.

1:01:49 The best food of that country.

1:01:50 Like I've Let's as an example, Colombian food.

1:01:54 Obviously, my father's side of the family is Colombian.

1:01:57 Go to Jackson Heights.

1:01:58 It's basically Little Colombia.

1:02:00 I've had Colombian food outside of Queens and it it pales in comparison.

1:02:06 And I know people could say like, "Oh,

1:02:07 it's just like that's the first you had so you think that's the standard,

1:02:10 blah blah blah blah blah." But I'm just talking from a quality standpoint,

1:02:13 like the quality of the food that you're having.

1:02:16 It's just better.

1:02:18 Living in a place where it's like just one cuisine would suck ass.

1:02:24 Dude, you want to know something crazy that my mom taught me?

1:02:27 Taught me told me and I and it like it

1:02:29 didn't like at first register because it didn't make sense.

1:02:33 But now thinking back on it, it's like what?

1:02:36 My mom said that her first time having

1:02:38 Mexican food was when she went out to Oregon

1:02:40 in the 80s cuz she said that Mexican food really wasn't a thing in New York.

1:02:46 Really?

1:02:46 Could you imagine?

1:02:47 That's my favorite food, I think.

1:02:50 Really?

1:02:50 I think Mexican is Yeah.

1:02:52 Okay.

1:02:52 I would say Oh man.

1:02:53 And I mean, if we're going to categorize

1:02:56 like food by like nation, it's really tough.

1:03:01 I mean, I love like traditional American

1:03:03 food like steaks and hot dogs and barbecue,

1:03:06 but like boy oh boy, the minute I see like Greek food is on the menu, Whoa.

1:03:16 What do you What's like Greek?

1:03:17 Like uh

1:03:21 Sure.

1:03:21 gyros as we say them appropriately.

1:03:23 Uh but then like like the way that like the Greeks prepare their fish, pastitio,

1:03:29 you know, the desserts, galactico, baklava,

1:03:32 which I know people say it's not technically a Greek thing.

1:03:35 Um

1:03:36 baklva is good.

1:03:36 Very sticky.

1:03:37 Oh, I love it.

1:03:38 That syrup on it.

1:03:40 I like anything that's like flaky as

1:03:42 Flaky and just moist.

1:03:44 Like layered is good, dude.

1:03:46 That's why that one.

1:03:48 Yo, you've never been to Stamatis?

1:03:49 Oh my god.

1:03:50 No, I haven't.

1:03:51 They've Well, I don't know if they still do this because

1:03:53 we live in a different world than we did 10 years ago,

1:03:55 but like for they would give complimentary dessert.

1:03:58 It was called galacto buriko and it's like the flaky

1:04:02 filo dough on top and inside it's like a custardy cakey.

1:04:06 Yeah.

1:04:05 With like that like honey vanilla syrup drizzle on it.

1:04:09 Yeah.

1:04:08 And I'm telling you, open it up.

1:04:12 I'm coming in.

1:04:12 That's right.

1:04:14 Yeah,

1:04:14 that is right.

1:04:14 What's your favorite food?

1:04:17 Uh, it's a tie between traditional American and Italian for sure.

1:04:21 I actually don't like Mexican food that much, believe it or not.

1:04:24 Oh, I also love Asian food.

1:04:27 Yeah, absolutely.

1:04:30 Like I mean what?

1:04:32 Chinese food.

1:04:32 I don't like Thai.

1:04:33 I love Chinese food.

1:04:34 I love Thai.

1:04:35 I love uh

1:04:36 Oh, I eat a lot of Thai food.

1:04:38 I love

1:04:39 my my Uber Eats.

1:04:40 The top was Thai.

1:04:41 Really?

1:04:41 Oh, yeah.

1:04:42 Yeah.

1:04:42 because I only really used it that app

1:04:44 for the Thai food because it's only available on there.

1:04:47 So, it's kind of cheating, but yeah, whatever.

1:04:49 Um, yeah.

1:04:50 You know, I don't think I've had like I've I

1:04:52 don't think I've been introduced to food and not enjoyed it.

1:05:00 What?

1:05:00 I don't know that that's happened to me either.

1:05:02 Like, no one has ever been like, "You've never had this.

1:05:04 Let's go have some." And been like, "That's not good." Oh,

1:05:08 like of course I've had food in my life that like it was

1:05:11 almost like a Filipino food.

1:05:12 Yes.

1:05:12 And you're like, "Oh, I don't like this."

1:05:14 Like one of my one of my earliest memories of like

1:05:16 trying foods from different places cuz as like a young teenager,

1:05:19 I was like not really into trying that but like

1:05:22 we knew someone whose father had a Moroccan cafe.

1:05:27 Mhm.

1:05:27 Food blew me away.

1:05:29 Yeah, Moroccan food's good.

1:05:30 Well, I do believe that unless there's a crazy dietary restriction,

1:05:34 but people you could find something you like at every restaurant,

1:05:37 even if you don't like the food.

1:05:38 Like I don't traditionally like Mexican food,

1:05:40 but if I go to a Mexican restaurant,

1:05:41 I could very much eat there cuz like there's something I'll like.

1:05:44 What do you not like about Mexican food?

1:05:45 I I don't know.

1:05:46 But like I guess it's just like

1:05:49 the traditional flavoring cuz I like the fajitas.

1:05:51 I like certain tacos because like when it tastes more plain, I guess.

1:05:54 I mean, I'm not trying to ex like

1:05:56 you like plain.

1:05:57 Yeah, I was going to say I'm not trying to like be super white.

1:05:59 I'm not saying American and Italian, brother.

1:06:02 Well, absolutely.

1:06:03 But

1:06:04 I think I think I don't know how to explain

1:06:05 whatever like the flavor profile is that is

1:06:07 used traditionally in Mexican food is not your favorite.

1:06:10 So like probably like cumin,

1:06:13 you know, like a lot of their foods use cumin a lot.

1:06:17 So like I could see that because that is that is

1:06:18 a pretty like you know cumin when you taste cumin.

1:06:21 When I was younger I thought that was pronounced coming.

1:06:23 Of course it is.

1:06:24 I'm I'm not

1:06:25 spelled.

1:06:26 I'm not I'm not sure it's not still.

1:06:27 Yeah.

1:06:27 I think that like maybe we like I don't see a Q.

1:06:31 I see C.

1:06:32 They also use stuff in a lot and it's not like if you don't like it,

1:06:36 it's not you're not going to like it.

1:06:38 I don't know how else to say that.

1:06:39 It's so it's so like intensely flavored.

1:06:46 I mean, at this point, like you're you're trying to disrespect me.

1:06:50 It's got to get better than that.

1:06:51 Stuff him.

1:06:52 It's got to get better.

1:06:53 This guy I almost had him.

1:06:55 No.

1:06:55 No, you didn't.

1:06:56 I almost

1:06:57 you also use um gurgies.

1:07:02 I almost almost really quickly.

1:07:05 It's Frank.

1:07:06 It's Frank the the doctor, the scientist with your degree in criminal.

1:07:13 I apologize.

1:07:14 Is my contribution to the show not enough for you?

1:07:16 World traveler.

1:07:17 World traveler.

1:07:18 I'm not a world traveler.

1:07:19 Been everywhere.

1:07:20 I am not a world traveler.

1:07:21 I I very openly say that and am okay with that.

1:07:24 your Bachelor of Science in Criminal whatever.

1:07:29 Yeah.

1:07:29 Yep.

1:07:31 Got me with some factual information that proves my point.

1:07:33 What actually was it?

1:07:35 Bachelor of Science, Criminal Justice.

1:07:37 Justice dick in your mouth.

1:07:41 Oh no.

1:07:45 Oh no.

1:07:50 Oh no.

1:07:52 You got to hit him with a Got him.

1:07:53 Please get to the mic.

1:07:53 Get to the mic.

1:07:54 HURRY UP.

1:07:55 GOD.

1:07:55 GOT HIM.

1:07:57 OH MY GOD.

1:07:58 ALSO, you owe him a 100 bucks.

1:08:01 Do you remember that?

1:08:02 Oh, for all those?

1:08:03 We No, we bet if we ever got somebody I

1:08:07 Oh my god,

1:08:07 dude.

1:08:08 You just ate that and you have to give them 100 bucks.

1:08:10 That's crazy.

1:08:11 That Jesus.

1:08:12 Oh my god.

1:08:13 That was good.

1:08:14 That was crazy.

1:08:15 That's what it feels like.

1:08:17 Yeah.

1:08:17 Good, right?

1:08:18 Dirty.

1:08:18 I know.

1:08:19 I feel filthy.

1:08:20 You feel so dirty.

1:08:21 Why don't you go home and jump in your bed?

1:08:22 I will.

1:08:23 Was my contribution not enough for you, sir?

1:08:26 This better be good enough for my attention.

1:08:29 That is a deflection FROM THE POINT.

1:08:31 HE'S POINTING.

1:08:31 LOOK AT THE POINTS.

1:08:32 OH, YEAH.

1:08:33 YEAH.

1:08:33 AH, WHATEVER.

1:08:34 It's all right.

1:08:35 You just got 100 bucks.

1:08:36 I'm chilling.

1:08:36 I mean, minus three.

1:08:37 He just pointed at me thrice.

1:08:39 I think it was twice.

1:08:39 I think it was twice.

1:08:40 I'll give it twice.

1:08:41 This is ridiculous.

1:08:43 I think it's not ridiculous.

1:08:44 Oh my god.

1:08:45 you tried to get and then he set a different trap and then you got got

1:08:49 you know I mean honestly the game of life sometimes is

1:08:52 surprising and I'm I I respect you all the more for it.

1:08:55 The game of life is sometimes surprising.

1:08:57 I respect you all the more for it.

1:09:00 Good for you.

1:09:01 Thank you.

1:09:02 There's nothing I can do.

1:09:02 I can't even try to come back with one now.

1:09:05 I'm too like

1:09:06 that was that was so good.

1:09:09 I'm analyzing every word you're saying.

1:09:11 No, no, no.

1:09:11 I I'm I'm done.

1:09:12 No, you can tell when he's doing it because

1:09:14 it's a weird different light that comes from his eyes.

1:09:16 I don't know how he does it.

1:09:18 I honestly don't understand how you are so like in tune always on it.

1:09:24 Did you know that was his job is to be in tune?

1:09:27 Yeah, I got to listen very intently.

1:09:30 No.

1:09:30 Did I know you were doing it?

1:09:31 No, that was good.

1:09:31 That got me.

1:09:32 Well, well, because it was very targeted.

1:09:34 When it's targeted, it's different.

1:09:35 Frankie is like,

1:09:36 wait, can you repeat one more time what it what it was?

1:09:38 It was just this dick in your mouth.

1:09:40 That's good.

1:09:41 Yeah.

1:09:42 I but for a second what I thought he was doing was I was like

1:09:47 here goes Frank just saying something that seem

1:09:51 that is like to show that he knows

1:09:53 like a niche like spice or something

1:09:55 but like so that was like originally that what

1:09:57 I was thinking and then I was like oh and then I looked over like

1:10:01 I looked over at and a already knew cuz he went

1:10:04 and I WAS LIKE if you had not done that he may might have

1:10:09 might have given in and been like stuffing Maybe these balls in your mouth.

1:10:13 That's what it would have been.

1:10:14 Got it.

1:10:16 Yeah.

1:10:16 Stuffing these balls in your mouth is hysterical.

1:10:18 It's really something with your eyes.

1:10:19 They light differently.

1:10:21 Thank you.

1:10:21 When when you're when you're excited.

1:10:23 It might be like where he's like like Keith when he's

1:10:25 doing something like that is always like like it's just a it's

1:10:28 just a little corner one side of the mouth like I'm

1:10:32 going to get you again because I've already gotten you twice.

1:10:34 If anything, it's two to one.

1:10:36 Yeah, but that he got you after we said we're going to do money.

1:10:39 Yukon and suck on these.

1:10:41 Yeah, the suckons.

1:10:42 All right, the suckons.

1:10:44 That one got me, too, because I was like,

1:10:45 this is probably a nostalgic drink or something.

1:10:47 Joe did get you after we established money, so that's fine.

1:10:50 He can But he's already I'm already up.

1:10:52 He's already owed me.

1:10:53 So, if anything, we're like even now.

1:10:56 Was I down that much?

1:10:59 No, but you know, we're getting there.

1:11:02 Well, what were you talking about?

1:11:03 Actually,

1:11:03 I don't know.

1:11:04 That was that really derailed.

1:11:05 Um, I was uh you would ask me to reference my my my bachelor's degree.

1:11:11 Oh, it was what food we like as well.

1:11:13 Oh, yeah.

1:11:13 I have I have a in my notes.

1:11:16 You do hate Mexicans.

1:11:17 That's what you said.

1:11:18 You said I mean that is an interesting one because

1:11:21 that's such a like I feel like that's such

1:11:23 a like well integrated part of our world now.

1:11:27 Tacos and burritos.

1:11:28 Yeah.

1:11:28 Like it's not like it's like you know oh I don't like Indian food.

1:11:31 Like, okay, like Indian food is very popular,

1:11:33 but like you could go your life without having it.

1:11:36 I feel like tacos and burritos is everywhere

1:11:38 on every menu at every place you go to.

1:11:40 Indian food.

1:11:42 Unbelievable.

1:11:43 Holy moly, dude.

1:11:46 Very good.

1:11:47 The first time I dipped garlic naan in that butter chicken sauce.

1:11:52 Yo, I still don't understand how naan is possible.

1:11:57 Like where the way that they make it where they

1:11:59 just stick it on the side and it doesn't fall.

1:12:00 Yeah.

1:12:01 Isn't that cool?

1:12:01 Even when it's cooked though, like how?

1:12:04 I don't know.

1:12:04 It's really cool though.

1:12:06 It's You ever seen it like a

1:12:07 in the stone?

1:12:08 Like the stone?

1:12:08 The thing?

1:12:09 I think it I think I actually think it's called Yeah.

1:12:12 No, no, no.

1:12:12 Don't do them.

1:12:13 They They just paid us.

1:12:14 Damn it.

1:12:15 Okay.

1:12:16 Um I think it's called a tandoori oven.

1:12:21 But I love they they're like seen the video of them just bang.

1:12:25 Yeah.

1:12:26 Smacking it up there and it just stays.

1:12:28 I'm like what?

1:12:29 This is crazy, dude.

1:12:30 Dude, I had a chili one.

1:12:31 Like a spicy naan.

1:12:34 Dude, I've only had garlic.

1:12:37 Have you ever had Cuz you said you like Thai.

1:12:39 Have you ever had to yum soup?

1:12:41 No.

1:12:51 Too much.

1:12:52 What's it?

1:12:54 Uh, I don't know.

1:12:54 But whatever it is, it's no out of this world, dude.

1:12:58 I get like pad thai.

1:13:00 It's like a spicy Thai soup.

1:13:05 Yeah.

1:13:04 Next time you order Thai, Tom Yum soup.

1:13:06 I'll see if they have it.

1:13:08 It's just when you put lime on stuff, it's like a taco.

1:13:11 It's just weird.

1:13:12 I'm good on the lime.

1:13:14 Like I don't eat it, but like there's so much more going on except lime.

1:13:18 I agree.

1:13:18 I agree.

1:13:19 Like we had

1:13:20 I also said it the other day.

1:13:21 I think that the breakfast burrito is like the best breakfast item that exists.

1:13:28 And I like

1:13:28 it's got everything.

1:13:29 I like Are we including

1:13:32 like

1:13:32 any breakfast food?

1:13:33 Any pancakes, waffles, French toast?

1:13:36 I think those things are all good,

1:13:37 but I do I think that like all things considered, the breakfast burrito.

1:13:43 So versatile.

1:13:44 I'm not going to argue that.

1:13:46 I could I could see the argument and I will support it and appreciate it.

1:13:49 I like when food is just jammed in and you can hold it all in one hand

1:13:52 and just eat it and not like I got to go digging for it on my plate.

1:13:55 I'm fine.

1:13:56 I'm fine.

1:13:56 Yeah.

1:13:57 I like more when it's chopped up though and then built than stacked and built

1:14:02 to where like the bacon is sometimes on this side and the egg is only over here.

1:14:06 I agree with that.

1:14:07 Do you know what I mean?

1:14:07 I like when they mix it all up and then put it in the burrito

1:14:10 because then it's like you're getting a little

1:14:11 bit of everything in the same bite.

1:14:14 Yeah.

1:14:13 It's weird that I have to like to get everything,

1:14:17 you know?

1:14:17 I mean, I hear what you're saying.

1:14:19 What you're doing is not a real thing.

1:14:21 Trying to bite the whole thing kind of.

1:14:22 Like when I go to like the times I've been to Chipotle,

1:14:25 like I'll like get all the chicken and rice

1:14:27 at the top and then the bottom is just lettuce and avocado.

1:14:32 Yeah.

1:14:31 Which I don't hate, but like not there for that.

1:14:33 You know what I'm saying?

1:14:34 Yeah.

1:14:34 Let's make this thing a little crazy.

1:14:36 Oh god.

1:14:37 I was such a gutter for Chipotle in like 2010, 2011.

1:14:43 You could not have convinced me that was not the greatest food on the planet.

1:14:46 You know, the first time I had Chipotle, I was probably like 26, seven.

1:14:52 That's old, brother.

1:14:53 I know.

1:14:55 I refused.

1:14:56 I was like, "Oh my Frankie shit." Do you remember when I

1:14:58 visited you at at college and we went and I was like,

1:15:00 "I'm not eating this." Yeah, because you said you wouldn't make

1:15:02 it back in time without crapping your pants.

1:15:04 Which is like not like I don't know why Chipotle has that reputation.

1:15:10 I've never heard that reputation for Chipotle.

1:15:12 I know that like I know that like like Mexican food

1:15:16 has the reputation for like it can kind of go through you,

1:15:18 but I've never heard it specifically about Chipotle.

1:15:21 Oh, I've heard that about Chipotle, but like Chipotle is just like,

1:15:24 you know, yo, their spicy chicken's kind of spicy.

1:15:28 I I can't speak to the overall quality of Chipotle.

1:15:32 I don't want to offend them as a company,

1:15:34 but the first 10 times I had Chipotle in my life were near euphoric.

1:15:42 Was it just hammered?

1:15:44 No, they were all sober.

1:15:46 Okay.

1:15:46 I don't think I've ever had a drunk Chipotle.

1:15:48 That might kill me.

1:15:50 Bull.

1:15:50 No, I've never gotten anything other than a burrito and I never will.

1:15:55 Okay.

1:15:55 Was it was before the shrinkflation thing,

1:15:58 which is that even real with Chipotle?

1:16:00 I've never eaten Chipotle in the store.

1:16:02 My brother like usually caters it when we like go over for stuff

1:16:08 and you just make your own.

1:16:10 Oh, so you've I've never eaten Chipotle in a Chipotle.

1:16:13 Have you ever gotten Chipotle prepared by by Chipotle?

1:16:18 No, I've only done my own.

1:16:19 So, you haven't really had Chipotle and I'll accept that.

1:16:23 I'll accept that.

1:16:24 That's a circle.

1:16:25 That's a circle, baby.

1:16:26 Full call back.

1:16:27 But I'm in agreement.

1:16:28 I If if you guys were like you you haven't had it,

1:16:30 unless someone at the place makes it for you,

1:16:32 I'd be like, "Yeah, fair." Unless you walk up and you

1:16:35 need to have every bit of information ready the minute they ask.

1:16:38 To be clear, your your point has been more right the entire time.

1:16:41 To be clear, to be clear, also to watch them just go like this and it's

1:16:44 like there's no way that's going to fit.

1:16:46 That's going to fit.

1:16:47 Oh, what the hell was that?

1:16:50 I was just making conversation.

1:16:52 His point has always been more more right on what?

1:16:56 We know.

1:16:58 We know.

1:17:00 We know.

1:17:01 Have you guys seen I I don't know if you guys are on the same algorithm as me,

1:17:04 but there's a place that does like these giant Caesar salad wraps

1:17:09 and they put an ridiculous amount on this wrap and you're like,

1:17:12 "Yo, no way." But they get it closed and it's like this thick.

1:17:17 No, but you know who's given Chipotle a run for their money?

1:17:20 You ever had dos Tauros in Manhattan?

1:17:24 No, they're they're good, dude.

1:17:26 Have I actually I think I have had it once, but I don't remember at all, dude.

1:17:31 Really really good.

1:17:33 It's like what?

1:17:34 It's basically the same thing as Chipotle,

1:17:35 but just different enough to legally be different name.

1:17:41 Yeah.

1:17:40 Um, you're in doghouse.

1:17:45 Looks like take it both ways here.

1:17:48 All right.

1:17:49 What does that mean?

1:17:50 I don't know.

1:17:50 That's probably too much.

1:17:51 Yeah, it was.

1:17:52 It happens.

1:17:53 Uh, but yeah, I would say Oh, man.

1:17:59 Italians up there.

1:18:00 Greeks up there.

1:18:02 Italian's not that high for me.

1:18:03 I feel like it's all kind of the same.

1:18:04 Like it's like good obviously, but like pastas and like chicken parmms.

1:18:12 I've seen a lot of I've seen a lot of discourse

1:18:14 online with people just saying like Italian food is more than pastas.

1:18:18 And it's like, yeah, we know that, but like

1:18:20 it is, but like, you know, that's your that's your that's your errand judge.

1:18:24 I would say that tomato sauce is the flavor.

1:18:27 What do you put pizza under?

1:18:28 Do we get that?

1:18:30 Sure.

1:18:30 That's a really good question.

1:18:31 All right.

1:18:32 So, I mean, you're starting to get Yeah.

1:18:33 Oh, that's a that Yeah, you got I I saw something once that it

1:18:36 was like the Chinese invented pizza or something like that.

1:18:38 They invented literally everything.

1:18:40 Probably.

1:18:40 Literally everything.

1:18:40 Noodles, everything.

1:18:42 They're one of the oldest like Yeah.

1:18:44 still running civilizations.

1:18:47 Yeah, probably.

1:18:49 Yeah.

1:18:49 I mean, yeah.

1:18:49 You got pizza, you got pasta, you got Mike Trout and Otani.

1:18:52 The rest of the team sucks.

1:18:55 Well, they're no longer on the same team.

1:18:57 No, I know.

1:18:57 I'm saying like they're the angels of whatever year.

1:19:00 I mean, no.

1:19:00 I've never had like a bad Italian dish.

1:19:03 Like, well, not that it sucks.

1:19:05 It's like it's just all this.

1:19:07 It really feels like Yeah.

1:19:09 The heavy hitters.

1:19:09 The heavy hitters are the pasta.

1:19:11 That makes sense.

1:19:12 But then the way that they the way they do fish, good bronze,

1:19:18 bronzed food, too, which might be is like

1:19:20 I guess technically Italian is it borders the Mediterranean, right?

1:19:25 Southern Italy.

1:19:25 I think Italian is its own thing.

1:19:27 A Mediterranean food is like a different thing.

1:19:29 I mean, I think of Greek food.

1:19:31 I think of like a Greek salad.

1:19:33 Yeah, like fish.

1:19:34 Isn't like Spain also bordering the Mediterranean?

1:19:40 What?

1:19:41 No.

1:19:43 Okay.

1:19:42 It's not even It's pretty far.

1:19:44 Sorry, I'm wrong.

1:19:48 Sorry, I'm wrong.

1:19:49 I've I've wronged.

1:19:51 Um, what countries border the Mediterranean?

1:19:53 Can you look that up for me, please?

1:19:54 I could.

1:19:55 It's a good one.

1:19:56 Also, you're leaving our desserts.

1:19:57 Terramisu canoli.

1:20:01 Yeah, I'm not a huge canoli guy.

1:20:03 Although the one that you brought in was fantasmic.

1:20:07 That was It was like

1:20:09 I actually want you to get some more from them, but I'll pay.

1:20:13 Yeah.

1:20:13 This time cuz I want to bring some home to Beck and the kids.

1:20:15 Cuz when she saw that episode, she was like, "Holy shit." Uh oh.

1:20:18 UH OH.

1:20:20 OH, GO TO the map.

1:20:26 What is that?

1:20:29 The Mediterranean scene's pretty big here.

1:20:32 All right, let's run through that again.

1:20:37 Watch this.

1:20:38 Doesn't Spain border the Mediterranean.

1:20:40 No.

1:20:43 It's out there.

1:20:48 both of you.

1:20:50 I was I didn't Yeah.

1:20:53 God me.

1:20:54 There's a lot of So, Mediterranean is everything pretty much.

1:20:58 I mean, you're also using You're also using Gemini.

1:21:00 I would cross reference this with another It is.

1:21:03 I'm talking about the maps.

1:21:04 More reputable.

1:21:05 The Mediterranean goes all the way through here.

1:21:06 Well, okay.

1:21:07 See, this is more what I thought.

1:21:08 Like that the Caspian.

1:21:12 I honestly thought the Mediterranean was just like surrounding Italy,

1:21:19 Sicily, and like up where like Montenegro and Albania is.

1:21:24 No, that's what it's saying.

1:21:25 It's saying it's the whole thing here.

1:21:26 I had no idea the Mediterranean was that big.

1:21:29 I apologize.

1:21:30 My god, I want to jump across this table and strangle

1:21:33 you both until your eyes pop out of your sockets.

1:21:35 I had no idea the Mediterranean went all that.

1:21:40 You know what?

1:21:41 I'm not giving it to I would say it's it cuts off.

1:21:45 You know what?

1:21:46 I would say it cuts off like right there.

1:21:48 Yeah, but it doesn't.

1:21:49 It doesn't.

1:21:49 Yeah, it doesn't.

1:21:50 No, it really doesn't.

1:21:51 That's So if I I like Mediterranean food.

1:21:53 You like all of the food?

1:21:55 I I think I mean bordering the Mediterranean.

1:21:57 I I think that like Mediterranean food is I think it excludes like Spain,

1:22:03 France, and Italy because those are like their own cuisines.

1:22:06 That's blurry.

1:22:09 Uh, what is considered Mediterranean food?

1:22:12 It's a lot of fish and it's like fish and like lemon salads and Yeah,

1:22:17 I would say yes.

1:22:18 All of Spain is not like the the the eastern

1:22:21 like coast of Spain you could say is Mediterranean

1:22:25 fair because a lot of countries used to have like

1:22:28 different specializations in their foods depending on where they were.

1:22:32 Like northern Italy's food is different from the southern

1:22:35 part of Italy and stuff like that.

1:22:36 Also like Greece and Italy,

1:22:38 it's the Mediterranean surrounds pretty much all of it.

1:22:42 Spain, you know, Spain's huge.

1:22:44 You get this whole other side.

1:22:46 Yeah, that's it.

1:22:48 Did Did I not say human words there?

1:22:52 I'm just having some fun.

1:22:54 No, I mean, no, he's right.

1:22:56 I mean, I had no idea that it bordered it.

1:22:58 Um, counting France seems even more crazy, actually.

1:23:02 I mean, that's a good part of France.

1:23:06 Southern France.

1:23:06 Yeah, it's a good part of France, buddy.

1:23:08 It is.

1:23:09 All right.

1:23:10 Congrats, Frankie.

1:23:10 You got another one.

1:23:11 I've been right for like 10 episodes in a row now.

1:23:14 And it's crazy the amount of Did you miss the first hour of this conversation?

1:23:19 We were in a disagreement.

1:23:20 But who sat here and planted the flag in your ass of being right?

1:23:25 I don't even know how to answer that exactly.

1:23:27 Yeah, but also the 15 minutes ago happened and what was that?

1:23:33 Justice.

1:23:33 That's what it was.

1:23:34 Oh, that was good.

1:23:35 That doesn't make me wrong.

1:23:36 That just makes me a victim.

1:23:41 Um, all right.

1:23:42 Well, I think we can end there.

1:23:43 Right there on uh the Mediterranean Sea.

1:23:46 For those who don't know, border Spain and Algeria, apparently.

1:23:52 I'd love to go to Algeria.

1:23:53 I've heard good things about Algeria.

1:23:55 Yeah.

1:23:55 I've never been to Algeria.

1:23:57 I've never Oh, I knew one Algerian person.

1:24:00 You know who I'm talking about.

1:24:01 Who am I talking about?

1:24:03 She was a girl.

1:24:05 Narrows it down to several girls.

1:24:08 She took her boobs out at a bar.

1:24:13 Oh, that should narrow it.

1:24:15 Oddly enough, it doesn't.

1:24:18 No, it was This was like during like a World Cup and they were playing

1:24:22 We'll talk We'll talk Belgium.

1:24:24 I was who they were playing doesn't make sense.

1:24:26 We'll talk about No, I just like remember.

1:24:28 Well, you'll tell me later.

1:24:29 All right.

1:24:29 I don't know who I have no other information.

1:24:31 I don't even know her name.

1:24:33 Oh.

1:24:32 Oh.

1:24:32 So then how the hell would I know?

1:24:34 I just knew she was Alger Algerian.

1:24:36 It was the only Algerian person I've ever known.

1:24:38 So you know her heritage.

1:24:39 You don't know her name, but you have seen her tits.

1:24:43 None of that was on me.

1:24:44 I'm not saying that's how the information was presented.

1:24:46 I'm not saying that you're held responsible here,

1:24:48 but like I would imagine that you would at least

1:24:50 know that that any more identifiable factors of that person.

1:24:55 I I actually don't I mean she wasn't like our friend.

1:24:58 Like she came around a couple times.

1:24:59 I think one of her friends was like hooking up with her

1:25:02 and we were at a bar and she was like, "If the US wins,

1:25:05 I'll show everyone in the bar my boobs." Like yelled that.

1:25:07 So everyone was super hype.

1:25:08 And then the US lost and then she did it anyway.

1:25:11 That's a hero.

1:25:13 Is that the word we're using for that?

1:25:15 That's the nicest I'll be the FDNY and NYPD.

1:25:21 Yeah.

1:25:21 Yeah.

1:25:23 That girl.

1:25:24 Yeah.

1:25:25 Superman.

1:25:27 Yeah, that girl.

1:25:27 Um, all right.

1:25:28 Well, that's all we have, folks.

1:25:30 Uh, Frank, where can they find you?

1:25:31 You know where to find me.

1:25:32 Uh, after this, I'm going to be upset with Aunt because he's completely threw

1:25:36 me under the bus and said he thought your argument was better than mine,

1:25:39 and I'm going to be pissed about it for an hour.

1:25:40 There you go.

1:25:41 Aunt, where can they find you?

1:25:42 Find me at Aunt Prison.

1:25:44 No, don't.

1:25:44 Don't.

1:25:44 No.

1:25:45 On Instagram and that's how I got that one.

1:25:49 What?

1:25:48 I don't know.

1:25:49 Why'd you say that?

1:25:50 Cuz I agreed with you.

1:25:51 That's how I got that one.

1:25:53 You said it very anime.

1:25:54 Uh you guys can go follow me at Joan.

1:25:56 Go follow the show at the baseard on Tik Tok and Instagram.

1:25:59 And that is all.

1:26:00 See you guys next time.

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