Trump Ambassador Posts WEIRD F*cking Video

0:00 Pop quiz.

0:01 Oh, no.

0:01 This is not like a Tim Miller pop quiz.

0:03 No, no, no, no.

0:03 First of all, who was Do you know who

0:05 our current ambassador to both Switzerland and Likenstein is?

0:10 I have no idea.

0:11 But if I I'm going to guess like is is it a is it a Kushner or Woodco relative?

0:16 Let's roll the tape.

0:17 I'm Kalista, United States Ambassador to Switzerland and Likenstein,

0:21 and I'm delighted to celebrate National Apprenticeship Week.

0:25 As US ambassador to Switzerland and Likenstein,

0:29 I've seen firsthand the power of apprenticeships.

0:34 Wow.

0:34 Amazing start.

0:35 Here's I just have one comment first.

0:36 I know this the years or decades going to go by and and Kalista Gingrich would

0:42 look exactly precisely the same whatever they shot

0:46 into that face like like we will be dead you and I and there will be a video

0:51 of her in some Republic administration in 2075

0:55 as ambassador to you know Luxembourg or some

1:00 you know fancy European place looking exactly the same.

1:03 yet she she facet tunes with a belt sander.

1:05 That by the way that was Kalista Gingrich

1:07 uh former ambassador to the Vatican under Trump 1.0,

1:10 wife of former speaker Nuke Gingrich.

1:12 So Kalista is now representing our interest in burn.

1:15 Um remember she is N's third wife.

1:17 So we met his first wife when he was a teenager.

1:19 I didn't know this when she was his high school geometry teacher.

1:22 It's very groesque.

1:24 Yeah, they Candace on that case.

1:25 Yeah, Candace.

1:27 Was she a Roth child?

1:29 We'll find out.

1:30 Uh that marriage ended in divorce after

1:32 his affair with Maryanne who became his second wife.

1:35 This is N.

1:36 New then had an affair with Kalista for 6 years while he was still married.

1:40 Uh and he asked his second wife

1:42 for a divorce shortly after she was diagnosed with MS.

1:45 So again, good guy.

1:47 Kalista I think is 20 years 23 years younger

1:49 than N about the same age as his daughter.

1:51 Uh and again we cannot point out enough that N was

1:54 having this affair while constantly attacking

1:56 Bill Clinton over the Lewinsky stuff.

1:59 Uh so N married Kalista in 2000 converted to her faith uh Catholicism in 2009.

2:05 So Ben uh to honor her

2:07 where does Catholicism stand on these uh personal discussions.

2:10 Yeah.

2:11 On this uh yeah uh a little quiz for you.

2:14 Okay.

2:15 One first question.

2:16 Like Cash Patel, Kalista Gingrich is a noted children's book author.

2:20 In her seven book series, what animal quote travels through time to discover

2:24 the pivotal moments that have shaped American history?

2:26 Is it A.

2:28 Ellis the elephant.

2:29 B.

2:30 N the Narwhal, C.

2:32 Donald the Dalmatian, D.

2:34 Liberty the Lynx.

2:37 This is This is actually just as good as Cash the Wizard.

2:40 Uh what was A again?

2:42 Uh Ellis the Elephant.

2:43 I'm going to go with the elephant.

2:44 I'm going to go with the elephant.

2:45 You nailed it.

2:46 Yeah, you absolutely.

2:47 Republican.

2:48 I think of all the things to choose,

2:50 these are these are actually Republicans before they are Donald.

2:53 I'm bummed it wasn't N the Narwhal.

2:54 Uh, so the books are apparently written in rhymes like after winning the war,

2:57 Washington would not become a king.

2:59 He became our first president and that's a better thing.

3:02 Could we please get a dramatic reading of these books by Pete Hexf?

3:06 Oh, that's a good idea.

3:07 With a American flag very fitting.

3:09 You're right.

3:09 Uh, uh, question two.

3:11 Nuke Gingrich owed as much as $500,000 to which retailer in the mid200s?

3:16 Was it A, Vineyard Vines, B, Tiffany and Co., C, Radio Shack, D Rolex?

3:24 500,000.

3:27 500,000 because I I would say N has a a taste for the vineyard vines,

3:30 but I'm gonna go Rolex.

3:31 Yeah.

3:32 So, it was B.

3:33 Tiffany.

3:34 Tiffany.

3:34 Okay.

3:36 Uh

3:35 hard to spend 500 grand at at V.

3:37 Very very harsh.

3:38 That's a lot of That's a lot of white salmon pants.

3:40 Yeah.

3:41 We had a clip of this apparently.

3:42 I've even seen this.

3:43 Doesn't that whole thing strike you as stupid?

3:45 I mean, if you you these are stores these are stores

3:48 that have a wide range of of things you can buy.

3:51 She has girlfriends with birthdays.

3:55 What?

3:54 Is that him defending himself in 2000?

3:57 Just a quick swerve here.

3:58 Like I The fact that this guy was held up as like some intellectual I know,

4:02 you know, has always bothered me.

4:04 Like the the bar for these Republicans is so low.

4:07 Yeah.

4:07 You know.

4:08 Yeah.

4:08 Uh this is our moral leader in our election.

4:11 Moral and intellectual giant.

4:12 So this Tiffany thing came up in his uh

4:14 his ill- fated presidential campaign in 2012 for the nomination.

4:17 He also got flacked for suspending his campaign to go on a Greek cruise.

4:20 Do you remember he was like the front runner for a while?

4:22 I mean that was a crazy field.

4:23 It was like Romney Rick Santorum had a moment there.

4:27 Thinking back I can see why Trump mopped the[ __]

4:30 floor with these guys cuz he came in he

4:31 was like I have a personality and a sense

4:33 of humor and I'm not a loser like these idiots.

4:36 Uh last question.

4:37 When leaving his second wife Maryanne

4:39 N compared Maryanne to Kalista saying I can't

4:42 handle a insert luxury consumer good right here.

4:46 Right now all I want is a less expensive good.

4:49 You got the formatting here.

4:50 Yeah.

4:51 So, I can't handle this luxury thing.

4:53 I need a less expensive thing.

4:54 Was it I can't handle a Charmin Ultra Soft right now.

4:57 All I want is a Scott One ply.

4:59 Was it B?

5:00 I can't handle a gray pupan right now.

5:02 All I want is Frenches.

5:03 Was it C?

5:04 I can't handle espresso right now.

5:06 All I want is instant.

5:07 Was it D?

5:08 I can't handle a Jaguar.

5:10 All I want is a Chevrolet.

5:12 One of those is actually true.

5:15 Yep.

5:15 Uh, I I mean I guess I'm gonna go D because anyone else is like,

5:19 "Dude, you crushed this quiz." D.

5:21 Yeah.

5:21 Chevrolet.

5:22 I Yeah.

5:23 Yeah.

5:23 I mean, he wanted a Chevy.

5:24 You know, that's a bad thing to say to a human being.

5:26 I mean, you know that you're married.

5:29 I mean, N's been in plenty of back seats over the years.

5:31 I mean, like I So is Kalista.

5:36 Well, I back seat windows up.

5:41 This is Yeah.

5:42 Uh, that was a great quiz.

5:44 Thank you, Michael, for that.

5:46 That's what happens when you give this guy an hour of free time on the show day.

5:49 All of a sudden, we're doing No, that was good.

5:51 It was a pretty like dark, angry, you know, run.

5:54 So, we needed that.

5:55 We needed that.

5:56 It's important to have a little fun at the end here.

5:57 Uh, okay.

5:58 We're going to take a quick break.

5:59 By the way, isn't that better than the Tim Miller when he's like,

6:01 you know, asking you the name of the foreign minister of Likenstein.

6:05 Yeah.

6:06 Tim thinks there's people who seem to think

6:07 that working in foreign policy meant you worked in geography.

6:11 No, it's funny.

6:12 The reason he does it is because George Bush like got asked the name of the head

6:15 Pak leader of Pakistan was Masharov and Tim thought

6:19 that that was like a dumb liberal gotcha thing.

6:21 But actually like I'm not sure that was a dumb question

6:24 because Pakistan ended up being like the most important country after 911.

6:28 So yeah, look I think asking him I think people running

6:31 for president asking them basic civics question is a good idea.

6:34 Like I think you know if you asked Donald

6:36 Trump like how many branches of government are they like

6:39 he would just flunk a lot of these basic

6:41 questions and it would have been useful along the way.

6:44 Um but yeah Tim likes to just torture us when we go on the show.

6:47 Yeah he does.

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