Somehow Dr. Witnesser Returned

Somehow Dr. Witnesser Returned

Kurtis Conner

0:00 Folks, this is going to sound incorrect, but 5 years ago,

0:03 I made a video titled Teaching Gamers About God.

0:06 And in that video, I talked about a streamer who calls himself Dr.

0:09 Witnesser.

0:10 He's not a real doctor or anything.

0:12 It's kind of like a Dr.

0:13 Seuss situation, if Dr.

0:15 Seuss had like zero whimsy.

0:17 If you haven't seen that video, I'll give you a quick recap.

0:19 So, Dr.

0:20 Dr.

0:20 Witnesser's whole shtick was playing Fortnite on Twitch,

0:23 but while he was cranking '9s and hitting the orange justice,

0:26 he would simultaneously preach the word of the first

0:29 man to ever use the reboot van, Jesus Christ.

0:33 If you don't turn from your wicked ways and repent and trust in Jesus,

0:35 you're going to die and burn to hell.

0:37 His motto was literally bringing the gospel to gamers.

0:39 And since he primarily played Fortnite,

0:41 the people he would primarily preach to were children because,

0:45 as we all know, Fortnite is a childish game for little babies.

0:48 Yeah, I don't play like that.

0:49 But I play real video games for men like Minecraft.

0:52 And obviously most people were not down to listen to Dr.

0:55 Witnesser talk about the Bible on Fortnite because I

0:58 think objectively Fortnite is way more fun than the Bible.

1:01 I don't know if we can resize you.

1:02 You might want to call God and resurrect your That's not funny.

1:06 But that didn't stop him from absolutely spreading that gospel for years.

1:11 I've actually been waiting to get into this dude's lobby anyway.

1:13 He's a loser.

1:14 He literally shoves the Bible down little kid's throat and

1:17 You're not doing God's work.

1:18 You're not doing God's bidding or anything.

1:19 You're just a disgusting human being who shoves his faith on people.

1:22 Like, you're actually just a weirdo.

1:25 A couple years ago, though, Dr.

1:26 Witnesser said some pretty gnarly stuff.

1:28 At one point, he compared homosexuality to beastiality.

1:32 Like, obviously, uh, did you know like having sex with an animal,

1:34 that's against God's law, right?

1:36 Well, the whole homosexuality thing used to be against the rules of society.

1:39 Al as well.

1:40 He also told a Muslim child that he was

1:42 going to go to hell because he wasn't a Christian.

1:44 If you were to die in your sins today, you would be sentenced to hell.

1:48 Yeah, just overall evil, monstrous behavior, ghoullish even, if you will.

1:52 So, because of all the crazy he said, he was eventually banned from Twitch.

1:56 He was then streaming on some like

1:57 randomass website that was popular with far-right activists.

2:00 Dive isn't afraid to stand up for people in their freedom of speech

2:04 and expression of their religion until his Twitch ban was ultimately lifted.

2:07 He now regularly streams Fortnite on Twitch and YouTube,

2:10 and he's actually gotten a lot more popular since my video.

2:12 Not in a good way, I should say.

2:14 I think he just has more hate accounts dedicated towards him.

2:17 Now, also before we get into this video, I want to give a quick disclaimer.

2:21 I hardly know her.

2:22 If you are a Christian or a Catholic or religious person at all, that's amazing.

2:27 I'm so happy for you.

2:28 But in this video, I am most likely going

2:31 to be making some jokes about Christianity and Jesus and God.

2:35 So, if having your religious beliefs criticized is going to be hard for you,

2:39 just imagine what Jesus had to go through and then it's not that bad.

2:41 So, I've been keeping tabs on Dr.

2:43 witnesser.

2:43 Ever since my first video about him.

2:45 I talked about him a few times on my podcast.

2:47 Very, really good.

2:47 I did an episode responding to his response of my original video.

2:51 I did another podcast episode about him two

2:53 years ago about him posting a transphobic video titled,

2:55 "What is a woman Fortnite edition?" Which,

2:58 by the way, got to be up there for one of the worst YouTube titles of all time.

3:02 That's up there with I sniffed Mr.

3:04 Beast ass.

3:06 Mr.

3:06 Beast.

3:07 And I'm going to be honest, I really did not plan on making another

3:09 main channel video about this sentient neck beard.

3:13 But I got a clip from one of his streams on my TikTok a few weeks ago.

3:18 And after I saw this clip, I knew that it was a message from God

3:23 telling me to make another video about this guy.

3:25 This was the clip that I saw.

3:26 Did you say the n-word?

3:27 And I'm like, what n word?

3:29 You mean Yeah.

3:34 That's what everybody's favorite god-fearing streamer has

3:38 been up to for the past few years.

3:39 I I guess he's just fully saying the n-word now on stream.

3:44 You mean I had to add the bleep in.

3:46 By the way, the original video full word.

3:48 And not like this would make it okay,

3:49 but it's not like he said it just like one time.

3:52 You know, you can only say the n word if you're black.

3:55 Are you black?

3:56 No.

3:56 Don't say n this, n that.

3:58 people would refer to black individuals as dinners.

4:02 Maybe I'm illinformed,

4:04 but I don't think a quote unquote good Christian would just

4:07 casually drop one of the most offensive words of all time.

4:11 A slur that has historically been used by white

4:14 people to intentionally dehumanize people of color, right?

4:18 Hey, what do I know?

4:19 I've never been to church.

4:20 Maybe Christians don't care about how their words affect others.

4:22 I don't know.

4:23 But I could have sworn I could have sworn it was love thy neighbor, right?

4:27 neighbor Dr.

4:28 Witnesser.

4:29 That's the only N word that ends with R that you should be saying.

4:32 Okay.

4:32 And obviously, he received a ton

4:34 of backlash for saying the N-word several times.

4:37 So, he took to Twitter to make an apology, if you want to call it that.

4:41 I don't feel like I need to, but I'm doing it anyways.

4:45 Nice.

4:45 Good start, man.

4:46 I apologize to anyone who might have been hurt by me

4:49 saying the word n-word or nword hard r on stream.

4:54 I clearly was not saying them towards any individual or persons

4:58 but clearly using them in a informative slashed educational manner and in one

5:05 case repeating what a person called me in a matter as such

5:08 in declaring that we shouldn't use or call someone a n-word.

5:14 Yeah, dude.

5:15 I don't think it matters if you were directly saying it to someone.

5:18 You still said it.

5:19 If you shoot a gun like straight up in the air.

5:22 Yeah, you didn't aim it at anybody, but like it's,

5:24 you know, there's still a big chance that it could hurt somebody.

5:27 There are a few minor instances where I typed the word

5:30 out on X for comedic purposes as well to trigger

5:33 the 100% white community that is making a big deal

5:37 out of someone even typing the word out on social media.

5:40 I appreciate your understanding in this whole thing,

5:42 and I hope you don't take anything I've said

5:44 or typed out of context to use against me,

5:46 although I know that is bound to happen.

5:48 Our Lord doesn't want anyone to purposely

5:50 cause strife and division in this world.

5:52 That was 100% not my intent, but if I accidentally did so, I'm sorry.

5:57 Thanks for reading this long apology,

5:59 and I hope you have a great day and can

6:01 move on with your life knowing that I am truly sorry.

6:04 May God bless each and every one of you nice,

6:06 intelligent, godly, good, awesome people.

6:10 Dr.

6:10 Witnesser.

6:11 Whoa.

6:11 Actually, one of the worst apologies of all time.

6:15 genuinely insane that in his apology he was like,

6:18 "Our Lord doesn't want anyone to purposely

6:20 cause strife and division." And just two paragraphs

6:23 before that, he literally admits that he

6:25 was trying to purposely cause strife and division.

6:28 Like the dude.

6:29 I also hate when people use the um took it out of context.

6:32 In what context would that have been okay?

6:35 You know what I mean?

6:36 It's the n word and you look like that also.

6:40 No, guys, you don't understand.

6:42 I was captured by Jigsaw and the only way to get

6:45 out of his trap was to say the N word.

6:47 I swear this dude has the IQ and maturity level of like

6:50 a 12-year-old because the way he talks about using the nword,

6:54 it sounds like the way a like Reddit edge lord would talk about it.

6:57 Oh, are you black?

6:59 Yeah.

6:58 Oh, good, good, good, good.

7:00 If I'm a white dude, but I say the n-word like give you an example.

7:04 A guy calls me the N-word and I say, "Bro,

7:06 I'm not a am I racist for saying the N-word

7:10 in the context of saying that he called me that.

7:13 I'm not calling him that.

7:14 And I'm not using it towards a black man as a white man."

7:17 You're not using it in a bad way, though.

7:18 You're not using it to like talk about somebody.

7:20 You're using it to like that.

7:21 You're not that.

7:23 Exactly.

7:23 But as a black man yourself, you're not offended by me saying it like that.

7:26 Not offended.

7:27 No.

7:27 Thank you.

7:27 See, chat, see, I'm not racist.

7:30 Coming straight from a black dude.

7:31 All right, that settles it.

7:32 I guess he asked one black person if it was offensive and they said no.

7:37 Case closed, guys.

7:38 He's not racist.

7:40 What are you listening to?

7:41 That sounds like complete garbage.

7:43 Oh yeah, that's that's real intelligent music.

7:46 Wow, that's great.

7:48 See, not racist at all.

7:49 Calling rap music unintelligent has never

7:51 had any racist connotations to it whatsoever.

7:54 Listen to some nice, pleasant music.

7:55 Also, it is pretty wild to call rap music unintelligent

7:58 when every single Christian song is just God is so good.

8:04 He's so good.

8:05 It's all the same, dude.

8:07 Look at these titles of popular Christian songs that I found.

8:10 Goodness of God.

8:12 Thank you, Lord.

8:13 How great is our God.

8:14 Shout to the Lord.

8:16 We get it, guys.

8:17 God is good.

8:18 Okay, cool.

8:18 Let's go.

8:19 Let's get a little bit more creative.

8:20 I could put money on the fact that there isn't a line

8:23 in any Christian song as good as safe sex is great sex.

8:28 Better wear a latex cuz you don't want that latex that I think I'm latex.

8:32 Dude, you show me a bar better than that in any Christian song, I will convert.

8:36 I swear to God.

8:37 It really says a lot about this guy

8:39 that when someone says godamn it or Jesus Christ,

8:43 he's like, I'll take the Lord's name in vain, dude.

8:45 Stop taking his name in vain, dude.

8:46 But then he'll just straight up say a slur like it's not Christlike language.

8:51 That's like if someone was robbing a bank at gunpoint,

8:53 but then you start yelling at them

8:55 for parking their getaway car in a handicap spot.

8:57 It's like I think the other thing is objectively worse, man.

9:00 And after all these years, he still has not learned that people don't want

9:03 to hear about the Bible when they're playing Fortnite.

9:06 Obviously, I know they both have chapters,

9:08 but I don't think that automatically means that people are down.

9:10 Is there anything I could pray for you about?

9:13 I pray that you'll be quiet.

9:14 There comes the hate.

9:15 There comes the hate again.

9:16 So, yeah, Dr.

9:17 Whiter still very much sucks huge, stinky, slimy balls.

9:21 But the main criticism in my first video about

9:23 him was how awful he is at talking to children,

9:26 even though that is his main objective in his streams.

9:29 Yes, I talk to minors all the time.

9:31 He's even admitted to this in one of his tweets,

9:33 hunting down little kids to tell them about Jesus.

9:36 He used to constantly shame kids if they weren't

9:38 Christian and overall just be an absolute menace towards them.

9:41 So, let's see if he's gotten any better

9:42 at talking to children over the past few years.

9:45 In fourth grades, people were saying that Santa Claus wasn't real,

9:49 that your parents just bring you the presents.

9:52 Yeah, that's actually true.

9:53 Unfortunately, um and and that's that's another lie and that people do spread.

9:59 Um I don't teach my kids about Santa Claus because it's not real.

10:02 I don't do that cuz I don't want to lie to my kids.

10:05 You know what I mean?

10:05 Cuz lying's bad, dude.

10:10 I have seen this Tik Tok now like 10 times

10:13 and every time I watch it my my jaw drops.

10:17 Dude, the saddest part, this kid makes the saddest little O sound.

10:21 It's actually true, unfortunately.

10:23 What the hell, you That is such an awful thing to do to a little boy.

10:27 That is like objectively evil.

10:29 And sure, if you don't tell your own kids about Santa, that's fine.

10:32 They're your kids.

10:33 You can tell them or not tell them whatever you want.

10:35 But don't make that decision for other parents.

10:38 Like, what the And also, I'm about to say it.

10:42 You don't tell your kids about Santa because that'd be lying.

10:47 Then why are you telling them all about a man who could

10:50 walk on water and cure people's blindness by rubbing mud in their eyes?

10:55 I'm going to put some dirt in your eye.

10:57 You didn't see any of that go down, dude.

10:59 There is just as much proof for Jesus as Santa Claus, in my personal opinion.

11:03 Okay, actually, no.

11:04 Sorry.

11:04 That is up.

11:05 I'm sorry.

11:05 I don't want to offend anybody.

11:06 Um, there's more proof for Santa Claus.

11:10 Yeah, at least Santa brought me gifts when I was a kid.

11:12 That's tangible evidence, dude.

11:13 Jesus never gave me an Xbox 360 in 2006.

11:16 And if we're getting real here,

11:17 the only person I've ever seen walk on water, Chris Angel.

11:20 And the only person who can cure blindness is Mr.

11:23 Beast.

11:23 Okay, you got that?

11:24 I hope Mr.

11:25 Beast can cure pink eye, too, cuz I sniffed his ass.

11:28 Also, hot take here.

11:29 I don't think lying to your kids is inherently bad.

11:32 There are so many times my parents lied to me and I am so glad they did it

11:36 because my life was so much better than if

11:38 they just told me the truth all the time.

11:39 The best parents lie through their teeth

11:41 until their kids are like in their mid20s.

11:43 They have a little bit too much wine to drink

11:45 and they tell you all the up they lied to you about.

11:47 Okay, so I think you should lie to your kids, especially you, Dr.

11:50 Whiter.

11:50 I have I have a 4-year-old and an 8-year-old.

11:52 For their own good, you got to lie to them.

11:53 You got to tell them you're a firefighter or garbage man,

11:57 sandwich artist, neck beard model.

11:59 Literally anything is better than what you're doing right now.

12:02 Dude, imagine it's career day and your dad

12:03 shows up with this religious streaming setup.

12:06 Dude, they're getting bullied.

12:07 I'm sorry.

12:08 It's just so crazy that he's justifying like

12:09 ruining the magic of Christmas for this little bully,

12:12 which by the way is Jesus's birthday.

12:14 And the way he justifies it is lying is bad.

12:16 Cuz lying is bad.

12:17 Hey man, you know what else is bad?

12:20 A white guy saying the n-word.

12:22 Dude, what are you talking about?

12:24 Speaking of lying, literally while I was scripting this video, Dr.

12:27 witnesser posted this.

12:29 I was involved in a horrible accident today.

12:31 I don't know if I'll be scarred forever or not,

12:33 but I will persevere and continue to bring

12:35 the gospel to the children of Fortnite.

12:37 Please don't make fun of my appearance on Monday's stream.

12:39 Together, we will get through this and hope there is

12:42 a way to return to some semblance of a normal life.

12:44 I'll see you then.

12:45 And he was liking comments from people

12:46 who were being sympathetic towards him and So,

12:48 like I fully thought this was serious.

12:50 I was like I was starting to feel bad for him for a second.

12:52 For a whole day, I was stressing.

12:53 I was like, should I not make this video cuz I'm going to feel like an if

12:56 he's in like a full body cast now and I'm just dunking on him, you know?

13:00 So, I waited until the next day to see what the accident was.

13:03 And when I tuned into his stream, this is what I saw.

13:10 Yeah, dude.

13:11 All that drama just for him to start streaming as a peanut.

13:16 Why a peanut, you ask?

13:18 I'll explain.

13:18 I guess he's a big fan of another like VTuber guy

13:22 named the burnt peanut who streams himself as a peanut, I guess.

13:27 So, all those posts by Dr.

13:28 Whiter were just clickbait for this stream where

13:31 he's essentially just copying this burnt peanut guy.

13:33 And hey, man, call her what you want.

13:35 That's lying.

13:36 That's a lie.

13:37 You told a lie cuz lying is bad.

13:39 Look, I think lying on the internet for like a harmless joke is fine.

13:42 Obviously, I don't give a about that.

13:43 But if you're going to make the firm,

13:44 all-encompassing lying is bad claim, brother,

13:48 you better not tell a lie ever again after you say

13:50 that And not to mention the countless contradictions within the Bible itself.

13:54 I personally think it doesn't really work when you use

13:57 that book as the end all beall for your moral decisions, right?

14:00 I'm definitely not saying you can't implement

14:02 lessons from the Bible into your life,

14:03 but with anything, I think there should be a balance, right?

14:06 In the words of that famous philosopher, balance, baby.

14:08 But I do really hope he keeps streaming as a peanut.

14:10 I think that's great because at least when he's a peanut,

14:12 there's no neck beard staring at me.

14:14 Hey guys, so I think God might actually be real because wow,

14:17 my prayers have been answered.

14:18 While I was editing this video, Dr.

14:20 Witnesser had a massive rebrand.

14:23 He's now going by the name the faithful sheriff

14:26 and he's now cosplaying as a peanut with a southern accent.

14:31 Anybody who don't like me telling people about

14:33 the good Lord in Fortnite and spreading the gospel message,

14:36 you're just working for Satan.

14:37 That's all it is.

14:38 and his bio is the burnt peanut is my arch nemesis.

14:41 So, you'd think like, oh, okay,

14:43 maybe they're like they know each other or something.

14:45 No, no, they don't.

14:46 That burnt peanut guy has never once addressed Dr.

14:50 Witnesser's existence.

14:52 All right, I'm sorry to do an editing update within an editing update,

14:55 but this peanut situation just keeps getting so weird, man.

14:59 So, obviously, everybody's been clowning on Dr.

15:01 Witnesser for straight up copying this burnt peanut guy.

15:04 So, in response to this, uh, Dr.

15:06 witnesser or the faithful sheriff.

15:08 He posted a video giving people an ultimatum.

15:10 If you get the burnt peanut to respond to this video by saying,

15:14 "I release you of your peanut bombs," you get your witness back.

15:18 Now, if the burnt peanut don't respond to this video by saying,

15:21 "I release you from your peanut bombs,"

15:23 then I'll be the faithful sheriff forever.

15:25 I'm not joking here.

15:26 This is like the creepiest thing I've seen in like a while.

15:29 This is exactly like that song Stan by Eminem.

15:33 Peanut Eminem.

15:35 Dear Peanut, I wrote you, but you still ain't com.

15:37 I do also love how he was like,

15:38 if you get the Peanut to notice me, you'll get Dr.

15:40 Witnesser back.

15:41 And it's like, hey, dude, I don't think anybody wants that either.

15:43 Based on the fact that the top comment is,

15:45 delete your channel as a third option.

15:47 Ratioed, by the way, like crazy.

15:49 Yeah, I think I'm just going to stop

15:50 checking his page cuz it's just making me sad.

15:53 Get the peanut to respond.

15:54 Let's get back to my original update.

15:56 That is so weird, dude.

15:57 He doesn't know you, man.

15:58 He doesn't know who you are.

15:59 You know that that who are you meme?

16:01 That's how the burnt peanut feels, dude.

16:03 Dr.

16:03 Witnesser announced this weirdass rebrand in a tweet.

16:06 Dr.

16:06 Witnesser is dead.

16:08 In a epic battle of biblical proportions,

16:10 the burnt peanut used his dark and mysterious magic to turn Dr.

16:14 Witnesser into a peanut.

16:15 He doesn't know you.

16:16 In the following days, Dr.

16:17 Witnesser struggled against his transformation, fighting it off.

16:20 But ultimately, the inner bungalator was winning.

16:22 I don't know what that means.

16:23 After a week of no luck with trying to get

16:25 the burnt peanut to reverse this monstrosity of a transformation.

16:28 Oh my god, so sad.

16:30 It was to no avail.

16:31 Dr.

16:31 Dr.

16:31 Witnesser would remain a peanut forever.

16:33 Now everything that was Dr.

16:35 Witnesser is dead.

16:36 Waking up the next morning with no memory of his past life,

16:39 he takes up the mantle of the faithful sheriff.

16:42 The only thing in which he remembers is his burning passion

16:44 to tell everyone about the gospel message of Jesus throughout the gaming world.

16:48 Of course, how could you forget that?

16:49 Now with his posi and his faithful deputies,

16:52 he dedicated his life to spread the good news of the Lord.

16:55 But will he run across the burnt peanut again one day?

16:57 Only time will tell.

16:58 Probably not.

16:59 He doesn't know who you are.

17:00 Uh yeah.

17:00 Yeah.

17:00 And then there was like a weird like AI generated picture to go along with it.

17:04 Just all in all really cool.

17:06 I think this is so cool.

17:07 I got to give it to him.

17:08 Pretending to be a peanut with amnesia

17:10 to distance yourself from your past controversies.

17:13 It's definitely a new strat, albeit a little nuts.

17:18 Sorry to go Bible mode here, but Matthew 7:15,

17:21 "Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheep's clothing,

17:24 but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Dr.

17:27 Witnesser read this, he would saywardly.

17:29 In this case, it isn't exactly sheep's clothing.

17:31 It's a digital avatar of a peanut playing Fortnite.

17:34 But, you know, you got to you got to read between the lines.

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19:16 witnesser being a great role model for the younger generation.

19:19 I got a question for you, little man.

19:21 Do you believe in Jesus?

19:23 Yeah.

19:25 Awesome.

19:24 I believe in God.

19:25 I I do.

19:26 But I also kind of like to hear other people's what other people think about it,

19:32 you know, cuz sometimes it could be interesting

19:35 to see how other people see how everything was made.

19:40 Really, when we think about it, there's only one way that everything was made.

19:43 Like there's no brother.

19:45 It's cool to hear everybody's thoughts and opinions on it,

19:47 but like it's important to stick with the truth, which is, you know, God.

19:51 The fact that this little boy is more

19:53 intelligent than this grown ass man is so sad.

19:55 This kid sounds like he's like 8 years old.

19:58 And the fact that a kid that age is thinking openly

20:02 like that, I feel like that should be celebrated and encouraged.

20:04 But Dr.

20:05 witnesser is just so far up Jesus's bung hole that anything

20:08 that's even remotely different from his level of belief, he's just like,

20:12 "Um, actually, there's only one way that we were made."

20:15 And also, dude, the kid said he believed in Jesus.

20:18 Do you believe in Jesus?

20:20 Yeah.

20:20 You could have just left it at that.

20:21 You could have been like, "Yo, you believe in Jesus?" Yeah.

20:23 Great.

20:23 Let's play keep playing video games.

20:26 You could have just left it at that, dude.

20:27 But no, if someone isn't as Christian as Dr.

20:29 Witnesser, child or not, they might as well be Satan.

20:32 Honestly, dude, I feel like if Jesus was a real person like walking around,

20:35 I feel like even he would be like, "Yeah,

20:37 it actually is pretty cool to hear other people's opinions

20:39 cuz he was supposed to be like a really nice

20:41 guy." Like imagine you lived your whole life believing

20:43 in God and then when you die and go to heaven,

20:45 he's like, "Sorry, I cannot let you in." What?

20:48 Why is it because of that hitchhiker I murdered?

20:50 No, that has been forgiven.

20:51 But one time when you were 18, you Googled, "What is Buddhism?" What?

20:56 I'm sorry, my child.

21:02 Oh my god.

21:02 Is this hell?

21:04 No, it's a Dr.

21:05 Witnesser stream.

21:06 Oh my god, it is hell.

21:08 It's almost like Dr.

21:08 Witnesser believes he's the judge, jury,

21:11 and executioner of every other Christian on earth.

21:13 But he's none of those.

21:14 If he's anybody in that whole equation, Dr.

21:16 Witnesser is the prison guard who falls

21:19 asleep with the keys dangling from his belt.

21:21 Okay, useless.

21:23 Like, I swear in Dr.

21:24 Witnesser's brain, he is like the only dude that's going to be in heaven.

21:27 No one else lives up to his levels of Christianity, too.

21:31 It's crazy.

21:31 He argues with everybody about their own Christian beliefs.

21:35 I saw another clip that he posted, by the he posted all of these, by the way.

21:39 But he posted another clip where uh he

21:40 meets someone on Fortnite who also believes in Jesus.

21:43 Do you believe in Jesus?

21:44 Of course.

21:45 And Dr.

21:45 Witnesser stoked about that.

21:47 We got a witness.

21:48 I love as well.

21:49 But when this guy reveals that he hasn't read the Bible,

21:51 you never read the Bible.

21:53 No, parts of it.

21:53 In the words of Dr.

21:54 Dr.

21:54 Witnesser, here comes the can't sit there

21:56 and and and talk about something you've never read.

21:58 And when Dr.

21:59 Witnesser is accurately accused of shoving his beliefs down people's throats,

22:03 you're the one that kind of shoves it down people's throats.

22:06 He gets even more upset and calls this guy a crazy name.

22:09 How is that shoving anything down your throat, buddy?

22:11 You're You're the one that admitted it.

22:13 You're an agent of Satan, buddy.

22:17 Dude, an agent of Satan.

22:20 What are you talking about?

22:21 You're an agent of Satan, buddy.

22:22 And real quick, man, if being an agent of Satan is a bad thing, I'm sorry.

22:28 You got to pick a way less cool name, man.

22:30 Are you kidding me?

22:31 Agent of Satan.

22:32 Uh-oh.

22:33 That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.

22:34 It's badass, dude.

22:36 Sup, Curtis Connor.

22:37 Agent of Satan.

22:38 Dude, that's so sick.

22:39 I got to make Agent of Satan merch.

22:41 Let me know if you guys would buy that.

22:43 When I hear Agent of Satan, dude,

22:44 I'm picturing like a skeleton, like a cool fedora suit.

22:48 He's smoking a cigar.

22:49 He's saying cool like, "Do me a favor.

22:51 spell shampoo without sham.

22:53 Calm down, liberals.

22:54 It's called dark humor.

22:56 Dr.

22:56 Witnesser, you just created a million agents of Satan.

23:01 I'm sorry.

23:01 We will get back to the Dr.

23:02 Witnesser videos in a second,

23:04 but there's been something I've noticed that I've

23:06 wanted to talk about for a while,

23:07 and this agent of Satan thing kind of reminded me of it.

23:10 I don't know if you guys have noticed this as well,

23:11 but I feel like there's been quite the increase

23:13 of people automatically labeling things as satanic or demonic.

23:19 And I find it like really strange.

23:20 Like I just saw a Tik Tok yesterday of someone being like, "Man,

23:23 I really missed DoA before she was demonic." Which by the way,

23:26 hilarious way to phrase that.

23:28 Yo, what was up with you last night, man?

23:29 What do you mean?

23:30 You were being like super demonic.

23:32 A My bad, bro.

23:33 Another example of this.

23:34 A few months ago, I saw a bunch of people freaking

23:35 out online about the Zack Brown Band's performance at the Sphere.

23:38 They were calling it a satanic ritual

23:40 because the visuals were like a little scary.

23:43 Welcome to 2025, where now country concerts are demonic.

23:46 People said they literally felt like they

23:48 were getting dragged through the gates of hell.

23:50 You see this really big skeleton.

23:52 I've never seen a country concert be this demonic in my entire life.

23:55 Like Jesus Christ, these people can't do anything, man.

23:58 This seems like such a boring way to go through life.

24:00 This is art.

24:00 It's just art.

24:01 This isn't art.

24:02 Give me Jesus.

24:03 If anything is just like a little scary, you can't enjoy it.

24:06 If there's like skeletons and fire and like monsters,

24:10 you automatically be like, "No, that shit." And that if that's the case,

24:13 then you shouldn't read the Bible, dude.

24:15 I feel like that book talks about the devil more than any other book.

24:17 Like when I see videos like that, it's like, "Dude,

24:19 you're behaving the same way I did when I was

24:21 5 years old looking at the Halloween masks at Spirit Halloween.

24:25 Artists use unsettling, scary, and off-putting imagery all the time,

24:28 either to convey a message or tell a story.

24:31 It doesn't automatically mean they're being demonic,

24:33 and it doesn't mean you're doing anything bad for engaging with that arc.

24:36 Good versus evil is like the most basic conflict and motif in storytelling.

24:42 And God versus the devil is like the oldest story of all time.

24:46 So, of course, artists are going to use that imagery and those themes.

24:48 And it's like, yeah, Doja put out a song called Demon.

24:51 She dressed up like a scary monster.

24:53 It looked really cool.

24:54 But the people who just automatically labeled it satanic or demonic,

24:57 they never got to fully engage with the art.

25:00 Now, I feel like the term demonic is kind

25:02 of lost a lot of its its flavor, you know,

25:04 because whenever certain religious people

25:06 don't understand something or they don't

25:08 feel like articulating a good enough reason to not enjoy something,

25:11 they'll just automatically go like, "No, that's satanic.

25:14 No, they sold their soul.

25:15 That's demonic.

25:16 They're agents of sick." And I don't know, man.

25:18 Automatically labeling something as demonic in order to cause

25:21 strife and division and intolerance seems pretty demonic to me.

25:27 Jesus,

25:27 that was a topic I wanted to talk about for a while.

25:29 and this seemed like a good time to do that.

25:31 Let's get back to the topic at hand.

25:32 Let's let's go back to Dr.

25:33 Piss.

25:34 Sorry, Dr.

25:34 Witnesser.

25:35 Another thing I didn't realize in my previous

25:37 videos is that the whole persona of Dr.

25:39 Witnesser was based off of another popular streamer at the time, Dr.

25:43 Disrespect.

25:44 If you're unfamiliar with Dr.

25:45 Disrespect, he was one of the most popular streamers in the world,

25:48 but then he was banned from Twitch for allegedly sending

25:51 explicit and inappropriate messages to a minor via Twitch's whisper function.

25:56 Shocker, I know.

25:57 A guy was being weird on a thing called Whisper.

26:00 Hey Twitch, let's not pick the creepiest name of all time for a messaging app.

26:03 What the Yeah, I downloaded this app called Murder.

26:06 Everybody wants to kill me.

26:07 But one would assume that a good Christian like Dr.

26:10 Witnesser, who was also a massive fan of Dr.

26:12 Disrespect.

26:13 So much so that he based his entire name off of him,

26:16 you'd assume he was pretty shaken up about that whole situation.

26:18 Right.

26:20 Right.

26:21 Dr.

26:21 disrespect clearly didn't do anything wrong because talking to a minor

26:26 inappropriately in aual manner in California is against the law.

26:31 Two, if he did what they said he did, he would have been arrested and charged.

26:36 Since he wasn't, he didn't do what they say they did.

26:39 Yeah, there's your proof right there, guys.

26:40 If he didn't get arrested for doing it, he never did it.

26:44 Duh.

26:44 And it doesn't matter how rich or successful someone is.

26:47 If they do the crime, they do the time.

26:50 Prime example.

26:51 Donald Trump's name was mentioned 38,000 times in the Epstein files,

26:55 but he was never arrested, therefore he's innocent.

26:57 DB Cooper was never caught.

26:59 Therefore, he didn't do it.

27:00 That's how the law works, guys.

27:04 Stop.

27:04 Police.

27:05 What are you doing?

27:06 Oh, this.

27:06 Um, I'm doing an homage to my favorite movie, Holes.

27:10 I don't know.

27:10 It looks like you just killed that guy and now you're trying to hide the body.

27:13 What?

27:14 Do I look guilty of something like that?

27:16 Yes.

27:16 Well, what happens when someone breaks the law?

27:19 They get arrested.

27:20 And look, no handcuffs.

27:23 Handcuffs go on bad guys.

27:25 And riddle me this, officer.

27:26 I see a pair of handcuffs hanging from your belt.

27:29 That means your belt must be the murderer.

27:33 Very clever, detective.

27:35 It seems we are at a standoff.

27:37 Standoff implies equal chances.

27:40 You don't have opposable thumbs.

27:43 You know, I said my favorite movie was Holes.

27:46 It looks like this belt has one too many.

27:48 Cool.

27:49 Sorry, back to this Dr.

27:50 Witnesser video.

27:51 He might not even known the person's age at the time.

27:55 Exactly.

27:55 Right.

27:55 Maybe he didn't know.

27:56 But just so we have all the facts here,

27:58 a former Twitch employee said this to Rolling Stone.

28:01 I recall that Dr.

28:02 Disrespect was made aware by the individual

28:04 that they were underage during the conversation,

28:06 after which he indicated that this was no problem and continued on.

28:10 The former employee told the publication, stating there was no confusion.

28:13 Messages sent after this was acknowledged were no

28:15 less graphic and in sexually explicit nature than before.

28:19 And I think more than the categorization of leaning

28:21 too much in the direction of being inappropriate might indicate.

28:24 So yeah, I think it is just like a little

28:25 weird to still support a guy after all that.

28:28 Especially cuz he's just a guy that plays video games.

28:30 It's pretty easy to stop watching.

28:32 There's so many other guys that play video games.

28:34 And it's not like he's just vocally and publicly supporting Dr.

28:37 Disrespect.

28:38 He financially supported him recently as well via a Twitch donation.

28:42 Dr.

28:42 Dr.

28:42 Wister, thank you for the $10 doc.

28:43 I'm 20 minutes deep in some spice hot acidic

28:46 goosebump driven diarrhea and I ran out of toilet paper.

28:49 I'm in stall 102 in the arena.

28:51 Can you send Alex in to toss me a roll?

28:52 Alex is not here today.

28:53 You're in out of luck.

28:59 Oh god.

29:00 Oh god.

29:02 That was so worth it.

29:04 Grown ass man, by the way.

29:05 Grown ass man giggling and kicking

29:07 his feet about another grown man noticing him.

29:10 I don't know, bro.

29:10 If you think homosexuality is a sin, I think I'd count that.

29:20 Also, not to pocket watch here, but I don't think the views that Dr.

29:24 Witnesser gets on Twitch is enough to justify sending $10 donations to people.

29:29 You know what I mean?

29:30 Especially because I assume he's being a good Christian and following the rules

29:33 of giving 10% of his gross income as a tithing to the church.

29:37 It's like, I don't know if you can do that, man.

29:38 You've got kids.

29:39 Okay.

29:39 How about priorities?

29:40 You know what I mean?

29:43 Dad, can you please make me dinner?

29:45 Not now, son.

29:46 Daddy's watching his comfort streamer.

29:48 Dad, please.

29:49 The only thing I've consumed over the past few days are my own tears.

29:53 Wait, did you say tears?

29:55 Oh my god.

29:58 What kind of a father am I?

29:59 That reminds me, I need to renew my tier three sub.

30:02 The doctor disrespect.

30:04 Thanks for reminding me.

30:05 Oh my god.

30:06 Chat, press F to pay respects.

30:08 My son just collapsed.

30:10 Kek W.

30:11 Kek W.

30:12 Bro, stop clip farming.

30:13 At first, I was like really confused that Dr.

30:16 Whiter, a guy who has children, I have I have a 4-year-old and an 8-year-old,

30:20 would be okay with another grown

30:21 man allegedly being inappropriate towards a minor.

30:24 Yes, I talk to minors.

30:25 But, you know, unfortunately,

30:26 it wouldn't be the only time that someone in the church

30:28 didn't really give a about the well-being of children.

30:30 And for this video, I watched like every

30:32 single stream highlight that this guy has ever posted.

30:35 And from the stuff he posts, you'd assume a Dr.

30:37 witnesser hater was in charge of his social media because

30:40 nothing he posts makes him look like a good person, let alone a good Christian.

30:44 He always brings up these controversial topics in these Fortnite matches

30:47 and he consistently has zero compassion or empathy for anybody whatsoever.

30:52 Oh, Palestine must be free.

30:54 Then go over there and free it yourself, bro.

30:57 I don't care.

30:58 Stop spamming it in my chat.

31:00 Stop talking to me about it.

31:01 No hate like Christian love, man.

31:03 Truly, this is actually why someone is just trying

31:05 to advocate and raise awareness for Palestinians experiencing a genocide.

31:09 And to that, his response is, "Oh my god, I don't care, dude.

31:13 You're not going to heaven." Okay, I'm sorry.

31:15 I don't support Israel.

31:17 I don't support Palestine.

31:18 There is no country of Palestine in the first place.

31:20 They don't have a land to themselves.

31:22 They don't own any land.

31:23 Israel is saying, "Nope, this is our land.

31:25 Go find somewhere else to live." And the crazy thing is no other country

31:29 wants them because they fly paragliders

31:31 into other countries and sit there and kill

31:34 1300 of the civilians and then they wonder why Israel is bombing the crap

31:38 out of them because Israel is tired of them and I don't blame them.

31:41 Yeah, pretty wild to be like,

31:43 I don't support Palestine and I don't support Israel.

31:48 Anyways, here are all the reasons I support Israel,

31:50 so stop bugging me about it.

31:51 He then goes on to criticize members

31:53 of the LGBTQ plus community for supporting Palestine.

31:57 It's the same dumb thing when LGBTQ people sit there with their free

32:00 Palestine flags and if they were to go over to the country themselves,

32:04 they would be for their beliefs.

32:06 It's like his brain literally can't even grasp the concept of empathy.

32:10 It's honestly pretty impressive cuz yes,

32:12 sameex sexual activity is prohibited in Gaza

32:15 and the maximum penalty is 10 years in prison,

32:18 which obviously most people do not agree with, but members of the LGBTQ

32:23 plus community are still allowed to advocate for victims of a genocide,

32:27 dude, regardless of the government's views towards them and their sexuality.

32:31 But again, it's not directly affecting Dr.

32:33 Whiter, so he doesn't care.

32:35 I don't care.

32:36 I'm not living over there.

32:37 It's not my war.

32:38 Ah, my favorite Bible verse.

32:40 I missed the part where that was my problem.

32:42 If you want to do something about it, go over there,

32:44 fly over there, pick up a and do something about it.

32:47 Yes, that is the only way to fix the problem.

32:49 Go over there, pick up a gun, and do something about it.

32:52 Encouraging violence.

32:53 Very good, man.

32:54 Now, if I could just uh reference the Bible real quick.

32:56 Psalm 11:5, the Lord tests the righteous and the wicked,

33:00 and his soul hates one who loves violence.

33:03 So, God hates anybody who loves violence.

33:05 Okay, pick up a and do something about it.

33:07 And then they wonder why Israel is bombing the crap

33:09 out of them because Israel is tired of them.

33:12 I don't blame them.

33:13 God hates you, bro.

33:14 Sorry.

33:15 How about instead of free Palestine, how about Save the Christians.

33:17 And believe me, I did not plan on making such a long video about this guy,

33:20 but every clip he posts is worse than the one before it.

33:24 And I can't stop.

33:25 Dr.

33:26 Witnesser has to talk about every current issue

33:29 on his religious Fortnite stream for some reason.

33:31 And obviously a huge topic of debate right now is the overwhelming presence

33:35 of ICE agents in Minneapolis and the murders of Renee Good and Alex Prey.

33:39 I'm not really sure why it's a debate really.

33:41 I don't think ICE agents should be allowed to just kill people, you know.

33:44 But let's see what big brain Dr.

33:45 Witnesser has to say about all this.

33:47 Did you hear about that thing that happened in Minneapolis with the ICE agent?

33:51 Yeah.

33:51 Yeah.

33:51 Did you hear about the lady that got killed?

33:52 Yep.

33:53 What do you think about that?

33:54 Is that is that justified?

33:55 Is that fair?

33:55 Is it not fair?

33:56 I don't think they should be t using that type of excessive ass force.

34:00 It's only excessive in my opinion because

34:02 of the amount of people who are resisting the Yeah.

34:05 Like the law.

34:06 Well, if this streaming thing doesn't work out for Dr.

34:08 Whiter, and I really hope it doesn't.

34:09 At least Dr.

34:09 Witnesser can start a really successful shoe cleaning business because he's

34:13 evidently really good at getting on all fours and licking boots.

34:17 It's only excessive in my opinion because

34:19 of the amount of people who are resisting.

34:21 That is a crazy thing to say, man.

34:23 The reason there are so many people resisting

34:25 the ICE raids is because they're like objectively up.

34:28 giving masked federal agents the right

34:30 to forcibly enter homes without a warrant.

34:33 I don't think that's something that should ever be acceptable, doctor.

34:35 See, I think out of anybody,

34:37 I think ICE agents would be the agents of Satan, right?

34:40 Especially when they're out there detaining 5-year-olds.

34:42 Dude, what crime could a little boy commit that would warrant that behavior?

34:46 Your honor, this kid is a menace to society and he deserves to be locked up.

34:50 I agree.

34:51 I believe the evidence is sufficient.

34:52 Little Jimmy, I sentence you to life without parole.

34:55 Maybe next time you'll think twice before peeking

34:57 at your classmate's shoes during Heads Up Seven Up.

35:00 But in Dr.

35:01 Witnesser's video, his teammate brings up the instances

35:03 where ICE agents have detained legal US citizens, which is true, by the way.

35:07 That has happened.

35:08 Go to a lot of ICE agents that are also arresting legal legal people,

35:13 even like white Americans also.

35:16 And the whole time he's telling Dr.

35:17 Witnesser this, he's just like, "Okay, that doesn't sound correct."

35:21 I don't know.

35:21 I don't that doesn't sound legit, but okay.

35:24 And it's like, yeah, man.

35:25 You're right.

35:25 It doesn't sound legit, but it's happening.

35:27 That's a real thing that happened.

35:28 They literally are just taking people.

35:30 Even if you show them documentation,

35:32 they're still they're still going to take you.

35:34 They still will take you.

35:35 And if you just did the smallest amount of research,

35:37 Van, you would know that you're playing too much Fortnite, bro.

35:40 Go outside.

35:40 I never saw that.

35:41 I never saw that when I was jumping out of the battle bus.

35:44 Doesn't sound legit, but okay.

35:45 Apparently, this other guy who was a nurse got shot and killed.

35:48 My question is, why bring a gun to a protest?

35:52 And dude, I've seen this talking point brought up

35:54 a bunch of times from like conservative people especially,

35:56 and it makes no sense to me.

35:58 Dude, Alex Prey, the guy who was murdered by ICE agents,

36:00 he had his gun at a protest, which he had a legal permit for.

36:04 He had the right to carry that gun,

36:06 which is a right that conservative people fight for tooth and nail all the time.

36:10 Literally, the video before this doctor witnesser claimed that the only

36:13 way to solve the problem was with a gun.

36:15 If you want to do something about it, go over there,

36:17 fly over there, pick up a gun, and do something about it.

36:19 Whenever someone is murdered, I swear to God,

36:21 the first thing that like far-right conservative people say is, "Well,

36:24 why didn't he have a gun to protect himself?" But whenever someone has a gun,

36:27 they're like, "Well, why did they have a gun?

36:29 Were they planning to kill someone?" And it's like, "Okay,

36:31 so you understand that having a gun makes it easier to kill someone, but got it.

36:35 Got it.

36:36 Guns don't kill people." And obviously

36:37 I disagree with anybody with these beliefs,

36:39 but to take the moral high ground with your Christian

36:42 belief is just insane because when you say

36:45 people just need to stay home and not make dumb decisions or

36:48 most of the time protesting doesn't do any good.

36:50 I think he's like directly going against what the Bible says.

36:53 Protesting is speaking out, standing up for what you believe in.

36:56 Shouldn't Christians be stoked about that?

36:58 What if Jesus never went out in public

37:00 amidst all the criticism and spread the gospel?

37:02 What if Jesus was just like, "Nah, I don't want it.

37:05 I think I'm just going to stay in my house and play video games.

37:07 Then Jesus would have a neck beard, dude.

37:09 Jesus was a protester, dude.

37:11 John 21:13-25.

37:12 When Jesus stormed into the temple courts,

37:14 interrupted the proceeding by overturning tables, yelling,

37:17 and driving both people and animals out of the room using a whip,

37:19 he was condemning the greed and corruption of religious hypocrites.

37:22 Luke 4:16-31.

37:24 Jesus boldly stood up and spoke in the synagogue,

37:26 one of many he would speak in, proclaiming

37:28 things so countercultural and radical that he created

37:31 a mob so furious at him they eventually

37:33 chased him with the intention of killing him.

37:35 Jesus would not with you, bro.

37:36 When the protest makes sense.

37:38 Okay, so like, okay, equal rights for African-Americans.

37:41 That makes sense.

37:42 Martin Luther, that makes sense because we're all human

37:45 beings and we all deserve the same rights, right?

37:48 Man, he's just so close to getting it, man.

37:51 That's what's so heartbreaking about this.

37:53 literally contradicted himself within the same Cheeto breath.

37:56 Protesting for equal rights makes sense because we're

37:59 all human beings and we deserve equal rights.

38:02 Unless you're a Like Jesus Christ, man.

38:05 Like these people entered the country illegally.

38:08 They broke a law.

38:09 Yes, Dr.

38:10 Witnesser is all about upholding the law.

38:12 Except when it comes to his favorite video game streamer,

38:18 allegedly, I should say.

38:19 And I hate to be the guy to use the Bible to prove a point once again,

38:22 but Leviticus 19:33-34, "When immigrants live in your land with you,

38:26 you must not cheat them.

38:28 Any immigrant who lives with you must be

38:29 treated as if they are one of your citizens.

38:31 You must love them as yourself because you were immigrants in the land of Egypt.

38:35 I am the Lord your God." Quick reminder at the end.

38:37 That's hilarious.

38:37 By the way, I'm the Lord.

38:38 Like, his video reminds me of that clip of that guy uh

38:41 asking a Trump supporter if they would let Jesus into the country.

38:44 Jesus was here right now.

38:45 Would you let him in?

38:45 As long as he went through the proper As long as he

38:48 As long as he came here legally.

38:49 As long as Jesus Christ came to this country legally.

38:53 I actually can't believe Dr.

38:55 Whiter is like a real guy that's just like out in the world.

38:58 You know what I mean?

38:58 I know he's playing Fortnite, but it's almost like he's secretly playing

39:02 this other game with himself to see how many

39:04 times he can go against the teachings

39:06 of the Bible while also spreading its gospel, you know?

39:10 And god damn it, I hate to say it,

39:11 this motherfucker's at the top of the leaderboard.

39:14 He's got the any% bad Christian speedrun world record.

39:18 Dude, I also made this point in my first video,

39:20 but it is still so jarring to see the juxaposition of him like spreading

39:24 the good word of of Jesus while also like shooting people in the head.

39:29 You know, are you on the side of Jesus or on the side of Satan?

39:33 Like, if you're going to do this while playing a video game,

39:35 at least play Jesus Christ simulator or something.

39:37 You know what I mean?

39:39 Commit to the bit.

39:40 Personally, I think Christian should have boycotted

39:42 Fortnite when they added in the Jesus emote.

39:44 Okay, I've realized I've already talked about this guy for way too long,

39:47 but can I please just show you one more video, please?

39:49 One more.

39:50 Just one.

39:50 Okay, thank you.

39:51 Why are most lesbians that you see

39:54 and most of the LGBTQ purplehaired nose ring people, why do they look so ugly?

40:00 Why?

40:01 Because they go through life and they're miserable and they have like

40:04 leftist ideologies and no one wants to date them and they're ugly.

40:09 They're not prettyl looking.

40:10 Men don't want them.

40:11 So what do they do?

40:12 They turn to their own kind.

40:18 That's a whole bunch of stones thrown for someone living in a glass house.

40:22 I'm trying to say this as nicely as I can,

40:25 but I don't think you have the right to call anybody ugly, pal.

40:28 You have a beard on your neck.

40:30 Honestly, maybe that's what's distorting his words.

40:32 Maybe he really is trying to say like nice things,

40:34 but the words just get all distorted and twisted in his evil neck beard.

40:38 doctor witnesser insulting someone's appearance is so wild, dude.

40:42 That's like if I made fun of somebody's outfit at the 2016 Shorty Ay.

40:46 That's like if you're at a party and there was

40:47 a guy standing there caked in and he was like, "Hey yo,

40:50 somebody stinks in here." And the really funny thing

40:53 for Neckbeard the pirate here to make the claim

40:55 that the only reason that lesbians exist is

40:58 because they couldn't get a guy to like them.

41:00 That also implies that the only reason Dr.

41:02 Witnesser is straight is because he couldn't get a guy to like him.

41:06 Is that a matter of, oh, they didn't choose to like girls?

41:09 Like, yes, they did, bro.

41:11 Being gay isn't a choice, obviously.

41:13 It's just like what some people are, and that's fine.

41:16 Being a homophobic Christian with a neck beard, though, that is a choice.

41:19 That is a conscious decision, dude.

41:20 And I've seen him make claims before that he

41:22 hates when people are shoving their beliefs down people's throats.

41:25 You want to decide to do that, that's fine, but don't push it on our children.

41:27 The problem I have is is parading it in front of everybody.

41:32 Buddy, that's what you do.

41:34 That's all you do, man.

41:35 You can believe whatever you want.

41:36 I just don't like when people shove their beliefs down my throat.

41:40 Anyways, Jesus died for you.

41:41 And if you disagree, you're an agent of Satan.

41:43 You're an agent of Satan, buddy.

41:44 All right, I think I've had enough

41:45 complaining about Al Mcwigan from Toy Story 2.

41:47 After my first video about him, I really did not think he could get any worse.

41:51 I was hoping it would kind of put him on the straight and narrow,

41:53 but I was naive, which is an nword I am allowed to say.

41:56 Dr.

41:57 Witnesser, I hate to say it, but everything you do and everything you say

42:00 directly goes against the teachings of the Bible.

42:02 I believe you have proudly engaged in all seven of the deadly sins.

42:06 Pride, excessive belief in one's own abilities or superiority.

42:09 You are constantly looking down on people and judging

42:12 others who don't share the same beliefs as you.

42:14 Really, when we think about it, there's only one way that everything was made.

42:17 It's important to stick with the truth, which is, you know, God,

42:20 sin, greed, a desire for material wealth or gain.

42:24 You are using the teachings of the Bible to make

42:26 money on Twitch and YouTube via donations and subscriptions.

42:29 You should be doing this because you love Jesus, man.

42:31 Sin, lust, uncontrolled longing.

42:34 You were giggling and kicking your feet at Dr.

42:37 Disrespect reading the words that you paid for him to read.

42:40 Sin, envy, desire regarding the possessions or prosperity of others.

42:44 You saw how popular that burnt peanut guy was, so you stole his whole flow,

42:48 the entire act, bar for bar, in the hopes that it would work for you as well.

42:52 Sin, gluttony, excessive indulgence, often in food or drink.

42:57 Boom.

42:58 McDonald's ice coffee.

42:59 sin, wrath, uncontrolled feelings of anger, rage, or hatred.

43:04 You're the one that admitted it.

43:05 What are you talking about?

43:06 What are you listening to?

43:07 That sounds like complete garbage.

43:09 You're an You're You're 100%.

43:11 You're You're a Where are you from?

43:14 You have to be on America register.

43:17 Glutton is a sin.

43:19 I don't care.

43:20 Stop spamming it in my chat.

43:22 No one wants to date them.

43:23 And they're ugly.

43:24 They're not prettyl looking.

43:25 Sin, sloth, laziness, apathy,

43:28 or failure to utilize one's talents and spiritual gifts.

43:31 Boom.

43:32 Sits on his ass and plays video games all day.

43:34 People just need to stay home.

43:35 Sin.

43:36 Sinner.

43:36 I hardly know her.

43:37 Dr.

43:37 Witnesser, I am happy to present to you the title of agent of Satan.

43:42 Give it up for him everybody.

43:44 You're an agent of Satan, buddy.

43:45 Just to wrap things up here, I don't think the increase of severity in Dr.

43:49 Witnessers hatred and vitrial is a coincidence in this era

43:52 of click baiting and rage baiting for attention online.

43:55 Saying crazy, hateful, offensive unfortunately gets you a lot of views.

43:59 And it's like, you know,

44:00 why should he even care about the messaging that he's putting out there?

44:03 When you have the literal president of the United States calling women piggy

44:07 piggy or posting videos of the Obamas

44:10 depicted as monkeys with zero repercussions,

44:13 it unfortunately shows the general public that it's

44:15 okay and acceptable to be a terrible person, which it's really not.

44:19 It's actually really nice to like care about other people.

44:21 I promise you it's a really nice thing to do

44:24 and you don't need a book to tell you that, man.

44:26 The thing is Dr.

44:26 witnesser or Sheriff Peanut or whatever the his name is.

44:29 If you're actually spreading the gospel in Fortnite, no one would care.

44:33 Sure, people would like dunk on you here and there,

44:35 but it's like they wouldn't actually hate you so much as they do.

44:38 And I know you think people hate on you because you're a Christian.

44:41 I promise you that is not the case.

44:43 People hate you because you're not a good person.

44:46 I believe there is a proper way to go about this.

44:49 Number one, just Google empathy.

44:51 Just figure out what that is.

44:52 Number two, ask ask your teammates if they want to hear about the Bible.

44:57 And if they go no, you go, "Okay, all good.

44:59 Let's play video games." And if they go yes, then you talk about the Bible.

45:02 Dr.

45:03 Winnar, I'm going to pray for you, okay?

45:04 Cuz I really do think you need saving.

45:07 And also, if we had an H in there as well, that'd be nice.

45:10 Okay, thanks for watching, guys.

45:11 I hope you enjoyed the video.

45:13 Sorry I talked for so long.

45:14 If you enjoyed the video,

45:15 please press the like button because believe it or not,

45:17 one like equals one peanut that I'm going to put in my mouth.

45:20 Uh, leave a comment or I'll scream.

45:22 And don't forget to press the subscribe button because as soon as you do,

45:24 you become a valued citizen of Curtis Town.

45:27 If you didn't know, Curtistown is the best place to live in the world.

45:30 And I'm the mayor, so you have to be nice to me.

45:32 It's the law.

45:33 All right, that's it.

45:33 I would stick around, but unfortunately, I have to go write my letter to Santa.

45:37 See you.

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